Eddie Murphy calls Taco Bell

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2014
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  • @tebalnk
    @tebalnk 4 года назад +10143

    “You can’t even talk straight brother”
    *Proceeds to have a stroke*

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody 4 года назад +244

      Pretty sure he was mocking dunkey

    • @Aemiom
      @Aemiom 4 года назад +169

      @@rubberwoody no he was just going "uhhh bebabebe" probably from poor English. I mean it was a prank call, i don't blame the guy.

    • @turnoffautoplay
      @turnoffautoplay 4 года назад +422

      Always gonna be a little loser, boy

    • @YellowYoshi398
      @YellowYoshi398 4 года назад +48

      @@turnoffautoplay (nice roasting)

    • @Josh-hh2cu
      @Josh-hh2cu 4 года назад +59

      yer just a boi never be more than a B o i

  • @justheretocommentforyoutob4387
    @justheretocommentforyoutob4387 4 года назад +10314

    "little boy. Always gonna be a loser boy"
    Damn he really got dunkey there

  • @thebookwaswaybetter2827
    @thebookwaswaybetter2827 5 лет назад +7034

    that'll be 100$
    for you Chan, for you, let's make it 200$

    • @ClaireMakesVids
      @ClaireMakesVids 4 года назад +321

      That part fucking murdered me

    • @lamasu8060
      @lamasu8060 4 года назад +29

      @Conor Gattone-Jones no

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 4 года назад +43

      Fuck chan. hope he got fired

    • @burritodawgg
      @burritodawgg 4 года назад +2

      @Loxx why hes a chad a brad if you will

    • @yupitesmi1480
      @yupitesmi1480 3 года назад +19

      On the house

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 4 года назад +4775

    I love how that one person didn't question dunkeys identity when he claimed to be Eddie Murphy, and insisted on him using a sound board...

    • @TOASTERBOI_2004
      @TOASTERBOI_2004 3 года назад +31

      Austin Coombs Nobody cares irrelevant man

    • @gabrielcollazos6258
      @gabrielcollazos6258 3 года назад +31

      can't blame him, it sounds very similar

    • @FAMBEEZO
      @FAMBEEZO 3 года назад +43

      This must be one of those phone-answer things

    • @suupernovidd4658
      @suupernovidd4658 3 года назад +2

      @Austin Coombs Damn, Akechi, Don't rain on this guy's parade.

    • @mudaimusic
      @mudaimusic 3 года назад +1

      love your pfp

  • @RyanCreatesThings
    @RyanCreatesThings 6 лет назад +13113

    "can you please hold"
    "no"
    I cannot believe that worked.

    • @landonsweetman7542
      @landonsweetman7542 5 лет назад +166

      im pretty sure it was editing

    • @salmonfish1031
      @salmonfish1031 5 лет назад +9

      time

    • @sins0P
      @sins0P 4 года назад +70

      Landon how can you be so sure?

    • @josephdurham4950
      @josephdurham4950 4 года назад +8

      I'm litterly lmfao

    • @umhh-fh7sd
      @umhh-fh7sd 4 года назад +39

      Landon Sweetman No you aren’t. You aren’t the editor of dunkey’s videos dumbass.

  • @VerdanaTwo
    @VerdanaTwo 8 лет назад +6753

    "bye boi. lil boi. always a lil loser boi."

  • @user-ru7bh2qt7j
    @user-ru7bh2qt7j 4 года назад +3134

    “You can’t even talk straight brother” (proceeds to mumble himself)

    • @jumpman0562
      @jumpman0562 4 года назад +73

      T3K I think he was mocking him

    • @junior-wd8oo
      @junior-wd8oo 4 года назад +16

      PoopyButtMcDoodleDoo he was just mocking him

    • @creatureman5636
      @creatureman5636 4 года назад +10

      @@junior-wd8oo if you mock someone your copying what they are doing therefore commiting the action yourself

    • @junior-wd8oo
      @junior-wd8oo 4 года назад +3

      six it doesn’t mean to copy? I wasn’t making fun of jumpman?

    • @AAAAAAA-nh7jv
      @AAAAAAA-nh7jv 4 года назад +3

      @@kevbri11 Okay then, "PoopyButtMcDoodleDo"

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 3 года назад +942

    The poor girl who was having a long day. She was actually very nice!

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 2 года назад +138

      I like to think she actually subbed and became a regular viewer, so when this video eventually came out she was able to finally understand what was happening and get a good laugh out of it. Or at the very least she got to laugh about the absurdity of it with her colleagues, she seems like the kind who would do that

    • @twfaucet
      @twfaucet 2 года назад +1

      lol still deserved it

    • @sphinksvfx9020
      @sphinksvfx9020 Год назад +12

      @@shinobix4925 i think about this all the time

    • @jimbothompkins
      @jimbothompkins Месяц назад +1

      I think she definitely tried to go to the website.

  • @breadlee5337
    @breadlee5337 7 лет назад +2233

    "We dont have electronics here"
    "But I have electronics HERE"

    • @calebwilcox75
      @calebwilcox75 7 лет назад +16

      I'm dying

    • @TheCamcon-ns8rk
      @TheCamcon-ns8rk 5 лет назад +3

      Bread Lee 7:07

    • @brandongrotha7508
      @brandongrotha7508 5 лет назад +9

      Did she not say "Walmart how may I help you?" They dont have electronics??

    • @ianwalkerjewboy658
      @ianwalkerjewboy658 3 года назад +11

      Brandon Grotha to be fair once I called Walmart and asked “can you look up a product for me?” And they said and I quote “we don’t sell products goodnight” then hung up on me

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Месяц назад

      @@brandongrotha7508 could've been a walmart neighborhood market

  • @nileslacanglacang1178
    @nileslacanglacang1178 8 лет назад +9652

    how did dunk get Eddie Murphy to prank call people

    • @AlainReyes
      @AlainReyes 7 лет назад +470

      nah it's a recording

    • @Calvert1212
      @Calvert1212 6 лет назад +37

      Alain Reyes df are you talking about

    • @betaraybillfan1750
      @betaraybillfan1750 6 лет назад +217

      Chad Calvert these are all prerecorded lines from eddie murphys movies

    • @Calvert1212
      @Calvert1212 6 лет назад +149

      Beta Ray Bill Fan no man it's the real eddie murphy

    • @zaidmazlan6864
      @zaidmazlan6864 6 лет назад +3

      Niles Lacanglacang Jill

  • @lolzy7191
    @lolzy7191 5 лет назад +1105

    Dunkey would've made a great 60's Joker

    • @ObitoSigma
      @ObitoSigma 3 года назад +27

      Watch out for his famous trick streamers

    • @KrillGorilla
      @KrillGorilla 3 года назад +18

      this is clearly eddie murphy

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 года назад

      ‘60s*

    • @lolzy7191
      @lolzy7191 3 года назад +10

      @@wrenboy2726 bitch

    • @rolanddeer6212
      @rolanddeer6212 Год назад

      ​@@wrenboy2726 youre're*

  • @FuriousProphet
    @FuriousProphet 4 года назад +2190

    Leslie sounds like an actual darling... wtf.

    • @wrecquerel
      @wrecquerel 4 года назад +67

      Ikr

    • @His0ka
      @His0ka 4 года назад +318

      @@yungsugma look someone uses the brand new meme from memefactory!!!

    • @yungsugma
      @yungsugma 4 года назад +14

      Hans Rickam you da simp now

    • @His0ka
      @His0ka 4 года назад +174

      @@yungsugma mum look ! I did it again :)

    • @yungsugma
      @yungsugma 4 года назад +48

      Hans Rickam simp stands for
      S: hans
      I: is
      M: a
      P: simp

  • @Troll4life11
    @Troll4life11 6 лет назад +4631

    Hollywood hotel can you please hold
    "No"
    *gets service instantly*

    • @ronniebrown5769
      @ronniebrown5769 4 года назад +250

      what a power move

    • @dailyblankscreen7938
      @dailyblankscreen7938 4 года назад +54

      *outstanding move*

    • @ExtraShugar
      @ExtraShugar 4 года назад +53

      cheat codes for life.

    • @zfjjk
      @zfjjk 3 года назад +19

      whats even better is that he followed it up with: This is Eddie Murphy here

    • @dvnnyb0y
      @dvnnyb0y 3 года назад +8

      It’s very effective!

  • @NeWorldVision
    @NeWorldVision 6 лет назад +8398

    I swear just a video of Dunk laughing would be as effective as anything

    • @megaweezerfan
      @megaweezerfan 6 лет назад +9

      Look up Ben Brode laughing and you will be happy.

    • @pastorlul2384
      @pastorlul2384 6 лет назад +60

      megaweezerfan Nothing compared to dunk

    • @Nowaythisisnt
      @Nowaythisisnt 4 года назад +6

      @@pastorlul2384 bunkey

    • @rasmustagu
      @rasmustagu 4 года назад +3

      basically the president of the usa video

    • @imnotjerry2226
      @imnotjerry2226 4 года назад +7

      HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA GOTCHAA! AHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @schmittinc.3003
    @schmittinc.3003 3 года назад +877

    “Unfortunately we don’t have pizza”. “I’m gonna kill myself-“

    • @05r41
      @05r41 3 года назад +24

      we should all kill ourselves

    • @odinangie1377
      @odinangie1377 3 года назад +7

      @@05r41 no let's not

    • @andersonrayregalia8378
      @andersonrayregalia8378 3 года назад +14

      @@odinangie1377 no lets.

    • @bareq99
      @bareq99 2 года назад +9

      I like how she laughed so innocently before telling him that
      If only she knew she was with the dunk..

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 2 года назад

      @@odinangie1377 I mean do we have our pizza or not.

  • @KSGClive
    @KSGClive 4 года назад +1196

    “We don’t have electronics here”
    Then how the hell did she answer the call

  • @seamorington2760
    @seamorington2760 5 лет назад +8727

    *In very calm voice* I’ve been eating there on Sunday for the last three years .
    SIR RELAX.

    • @pleasesubscribeproductions6470
      @pleasesubscribeproductions6470 4 года назад +61

      Paps it’s cuz he swore at her

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +98

      @@thedarkfrost2351 He said "give me the goddamn burrito". I know some people don't consider that swearing, bit it does count

    • @thedarkfrost2351
      @thedarkfrost2351 4 года назад +8

      Tajic Blade of the Legion he said it in a calm voice. Swearing means that he’s screaming and freaking out. They were dumb as hell for freaking out

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +121

      @@thedarkfrost2351 That's not what swearing means at all

    • @thedarkfrost2351
      @thedarkfrost2351 4 года назад +3

      Tajic Blade of the Legion there was no reason for them to freak out. Idk why you’re defending them 😂😂. Was it you or something

  • @user-br4xw
    @user-br4xw 7 лет назад +5219

    Dunkey's fake laughs are amazing

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 6 лет назад +69

      I swear I feel like making it my ringtone or alarm or something

    • @theMrTJF
      @theMrTJF 6 лет назад +43

      A brother in Christ. Good to see.

    • @elitan1081
      @elitan1081 5 лет назад +8

      WHEEZE NOISES

    • @DonovanCarr01
      @DonovanCarr01 5 лет назад +3

      Eyy, I just made the 420th like

    • @user-gc3ul5vf7p
      @user-gc3ul5vf7p 4 года назад +3

      @@theMrTJF bru

  • @coltenk637
    @coltenk637 5 лет назад +1661

    *in a calm voice* “I’ve come there every Sunday for the past three years...and you’re gonna tell me you’re not open on sunday nights?”
    Lady: OK SIR PLEASE CALM DOWN

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 года назад +5

      That’s not what she said.

    • @poopymcsnoopy
      @poopymcsnoopy 3 года назад +17

      @@wrenboy2726 no, that's what she said

    • @user-uw2pe7ib2m
      @user-uw2pe7ib2m 3 года назад +1

      open*

    • @Bear-pw7nu
      @Bear-pw7nu 2 года назад +4

      @@poopymcsnoopy “sir please relax” is what actually was said

    • @poopymcsnoopy
      @poopymcsnoopy 2 года назад

      @@Bear-pw7nu I was replying to someone else.

  • @coleratliff7381
    @coleratliff7381 4 года назад +934

    The picture of Eddie Murphy is staring into your soul from any angle that you look at it.

    • @Chem_Chems
      @Chem_Chems 4 года назад +29

      dude hes on two of my screens
      he used shadow clone jitsu
      send help pls

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 года назад +1

      @@Chem_Chems it's jutsu bro

    • @slambotv1334
      @slambotv1334 3 года назад +10

      god fuckin dammit ur right

    • @grin_vod
      @grin_vod 3 года назад +1

      thats how photos work lol

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 3 года назад

      I can’t escape please help

  • @lietz13
    @lietz13 5 лет назад +3628

    "Can you hold?"
    "No."
    "What can I help you with, sir?"
    YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?

    • @KBvidss
      @KBvidss 4 года назад +148

      I told a girl fuck no once and she asked what I wanted immediately, best thing about it it was a Chinese restaurant

    • @jose301
      @jose301 4 года назад +9

      lietz13 where in the video was that?

    • @kvjackal7980
      @kvjackal7980 4 года назад +155

      You can, but it's a total dickhead thing to do
      Unless you're Dunkey

    • @generalgrevious815
      @generalgrevious815 4 года назад +64

      You would be suprised how often it works.
      The thing is most people never even try it, everyone is just pre programmed to think they have to deal with being put on hold.

    • @kvjackal7980
      @kvjackal7980 4 года назад +15

      LeCoolFace
      We're all in a hurry. What makes *you* so important?

  • @Jack22VV
    @Jack22VV 8 лет назад +3296

    bye boi little boi

  • @vitowave5136
    @vitowave5136 3 года назад +390

    i'm so glad i can watch this in 1080p at 60fps

    • @padthai754
      @padthai754 3 года назад

      @@maryp.v.2013 remembered after two months eh

    • @yamomspimp9431
      @yamomspimp9431 2 года назад +1

      @@maryp.v.2013 whats going on here

  • @salsashark4133
    @salsashark4133 3 года назад +610

    I think it's cool that dunkey showed his real face for this one instead of some random white guy

  • @cablekibble2942
    @cablekibble2942 7 лет назад +3142

    "We're shooting the new shrek 4"
    *shooting* an animated movie

    • @oatmealsalad7953
      @oatmealsalad7953 7 лет назад +77

      Usually you have to do a model test for cgi animation, which requires movement of a human that depicts the animation of the characters in the movie. Therefore you can shoot an animated movie. And they do!

    • @cablekibble2942
      @cablekibble2942 7 лет назад +39

      Yes, but shrek? I thought they reserved mocap for cgi in live action films around that time, such as (most famously) LotR

    • @grudgemonkey6590
      @grudgemonkey6590 5 лет назад +115

      Are you somehow insinuating that Shrek and co. aren't real?

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah! What did the movie do to deserve to be shot? Gun violence is getting out of hand.

    • @brandonjerome
      @brandonjerome 4 года назад +5

      @@oatmealsalad7953
      Danny devito is said to be motion cap actor for Shrek!!! Very important!

  • @wheeloftime2698
    @wheeloftime2698 8 лет назад +1948

    "T H R E E B E A N S P L E A S E "
    "Are you calling to make a reservation?"
    "yes"

    • @exnihilo3279
      @exnihilo3279 5 лет назад +2

      I won't up vote only to keep you at 666 likes

    • @iadd2568
      @iadd2568 4 года назад +2

      EX Nihilo now I can’t upvote now because it’s 999

    • @ihatemilo
      @ihatemilo 2 года назад

      Estelle

    • @wheeloftime2698
      @wheeloftime2698 2 года назад

      @@ihatemilo Crow

  • @DJNerfStudios
    @DJNerfStudios 4 года назад +420

    “Okay bye boy, little boy, always gonna be a little loser boy”
    Top ten roasts of all time

  • @TerrorGeneric
    @TerrorGeneric 4 года назад +677

    Most underrated part of video: Dunkey weakly replying "yes" when the guy on the other line says "Dinklebick", which he clearly found funnier than Dinkledick
    10:34

    • @PlanetCapeStudios
      @PlanetCapeStudios 4 года назад +48

      I’m personally a fan of 2:19 where he calls the restaurant and the guy answers the way he does

    • @suupernovidd4658
      @suupernovidd4658 3 года назад +5

      You can hear him strain his voice where (I can assume is) ice is in a cup

    • @alvarotorres6648
      @alvarotorres6648 3 года назад +11

      That guy sounds like a scammer, who was Dunkey calling?

  • @blacklamb8393
    @blacklamb8393 7 лет назад +7831

    Staring in eddy murphys dark soulless eyes for 12 minutes is extremely unhealthy

    • @blacklamb8393
      @blacklamb8393 7 лет назад +227

      I'm going crazy

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 лет назад +123

      Your profile pic says otherwise
      You're already crazy

    • @GillAmbrose
      @GillAmbrose 7 лет назад +39

      PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis loving the username lol :)

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 лет назад +21

      guess i'm just as crazy as him

    • @theelderscrolls90
      @theelderscrolls90 7 лет назад +3

      PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis youre living a lie there are no crazy people.

  • @Strongwind
    @Strongwind 7 лет назад +2111

    Staring at Eddie Murphys face for the past 12+ minutes has enlightened me to the truths of this world and universe

    • @SHlNOBl3
      @SHlNOBl3 7 лет назад +63

      did u notice the guy in the picture looks like eddie murphy?

    • @snopdoog3308
      @snopdoog3308 7 лет назад +30

      WARSMAN holy shit i see it now

    • @pncho-
      @pncho- 2 года назад +1

      @@SHlNOBl3 he does doesn’t he?

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 2 года назад +3

      @@pncho- wait what ???? I thought he was jack nicholson from harlem

    • @mancat643
      @mancat643 Год назад +1

      @@nihaalsandim9986 i thought he was fredrick dinkledick 🤷

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 4 года назад +421

    -Do you think this is a laughing matter? Is this funny to you!?
    -no?
    -You saying I'm not funny!?

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 года назад +198

    “You can’t even talk straight... hubbadah- hubbadah”

    • @bexvital11
      @bexvital11 2 года назад +1

      That was hilarious

  • @GaurdianOfSpace
    @GaurdianOfSpace 6 лет назад +1889

    "Three beans please"
    "You said...I'm sorry?"
    "Three Beans please"
    "Green Beans?'"
    "Thhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrreeeeeee Beeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannsss pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssse"
    "Are you calling to make a reservation?"
    "yes"

    • @D1M1T
      @D1M1T 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eddiegrier
      @eddiegrier 4 года назад +17

      YES DUDE THATS WHAT HE SAID!!!!! THANKS FOR FUCKING REPEATING IT BITCH

    • @huh9400
      @huh9400 4 года назад +5

      Thanks I’m deaf so I didn’t get the joke

    • @dogsmeuf9642
      @dogsmeuf9642 3 года назад +16

      @@eddiegrier You must be fun at parties

    • @speakeroftruth5739
      @speakeroftruth5739 3 года назад +12

      @@dogsmeuf9642 we all know that he doesn't get invited anywhere

  • @samk4911
    @samk4911 8 лет назад +1437

    "It's Sunday, you amateur"

  • @LuMnOsITi
    @LuMnOsITi 4 года назад +240

    "Do I sound like the kind of man who wants to order something" 😂😂

  • @Leon-ub8pe
    @Leon-ub8pe 3 года назад +160

    Who else just reading the comments while Eddie Murphy is staring at you

  • @TheMakAbideth
    @TheMakAbideth 9 лет назад +3464

    "THREEEEE BEEEEEANS PLEEEEEASE"
    "Are you calling for a reservation?"
    "Yes"
    Dinkey is a God among men.

    • @cake6476
      @cake6476 8 лет назад +43

      Malik Christopher No, all he is is a big-ass butt video

    • @neopolly761
      @neopolly761 8 лет назад +13

      +Malik Christopher Dunks among us.

    • @Ghetto_Smosh
      @Ghetto_Smosh 6 лет назад +1

      Malik Christopher No, I don't think he is.

    • @007trocks
      @007trocks 6 лет назад +4

      i cried laughing at this bit...with real tears.

    • @wyndhammills5055
      @wyndhammills5055 4 года назад +7

      HAAHHAHAHA *”DINKEY”* i’m sorry but that made me laugh so hard

  • @TeboxYT
    @TeboxYT 8 лет назад +767

    I just realised that i stared at a photo of Eddie Murphy for 12 minutes at 6 AM. What the fuck i'm doing with my life

    • @ganox14
      @ganox14 8 лет назад +18

      2:00 am bro, out of work and possibly the best decision of the week :)

    • @baselesstheories1180
      @baselesstheories1180 8 лет назад +1

      +MrTeabox 5 months later i did the same exact thing at 6am

    • @Ratspressoh
      @Ratspressoh 8 лет назад +6

      You got stared at by Eddie Murphy for 12 minutes at 6am.

    • @ismokezekush
      @ismokezekush 8 лет назад +3

      Dont forget it was a picture of Eddie Murphy at 60fps son

    • @bigfeasters420
      @bigfeasters420 8 лет назад

      he sort of looks like Dwayne wade after awhile

  • @BoHorn
    @BoHorn 3 года назад +212

    Its underrated how genuinely wholesome some of these ppl here are

  • @Skittlespillygog
    @Skittlespillygog 4 года назад +212

    "didn't I tell you, after 9:30?"
    are we not going to address that this man is clearly selling drugs through his business.

    • @BlartInc
      @BlartInc 3 года назад

      Wait, when in the video is that I think I missed it

    • @Skittlespillygog
      @Skittlespillygog 3 года назад +4

      @@BlartInc 1:15-1:30

    • @BlartInc
      @BlartInc 3 года назад +3

      @@Skittlespillygog thank you so much, that's so hilarious that he got that on video

    • @sandycole2347
      @sandycole2347 2 года назад +3

      I’m very late but where’s the drugs?

    • @CommanderMT101
      @CommanderMT101 2 года назад

      I’m clueless about this. What about that has to do with drug dealing?

  • @dustycomputer1806
    @dustycomputer1806 8 лет назад +847

    "you can't even talk straight" proceeds to stutter horrendously

    • @behavior2836
      @behavior2836 5 лет назад +7

      happy birthday 2 times

    • @apt-rex7539
      @apt-rex7539 5 лет назад +1

      @@behavior2836r in e s

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 5 лет назад +19

      He called Dunkey a retard lmao he's lucky it was just a prank call

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 5 лет назад +12

      What ever little boy always gonna be a little loser boy

    • @talomfart
      @talomfart 4 года назад +2

      Little boy

  • @yusufdeebs
    @yusufdeebs 8 лет назад +555

    *static comes along*
    "Are you guys under water?"
    I died.

    • @0maybae
      @0maybae 7 лет назад +23

      Let's be honest, we all died listening to each clip

    • @ClutchClick
      @ClutchClick 7 лет назад +1

      You all fucking died from listening to something? Ok

    • @ship_tip2517
      @ship_tip2517 7 лет назад +1

      Strafin_ you taxic

  • @phatboy4321
    @phatboy4321 4 года назад +194

    "Whenever I say something, he says something else."
    Yeah guy, that's how talking works.

  • @yungcuz355
    @yungcuz355 4 года назад +270

    This video is so good that all he has to do is put Eddie Murphy in the background

  • @cranberrysauce6478
    @cranberrysauce6478 5 лет назад +2498

    “You’ll be always a little loser boy”
    -Bad phone guy.

  • @iiiiSPARTANiiii
    @iiiiSPARTANiiii 7 лет назад +4843

    Dunkey needs to make another prank call video asap. I've rewatched these old ones so many times.

  • @Henriburger1
    @Henriburger1 4 года назад +268

    “WILD CAT”
    “wILd cAt”
    ...
    “POLO”
    ...
    “WILD CAT”
    “POLO”

  • @rossmorris721
    @rossmorris721 5 лет назад +197

    “I’m lookin for a big ass butt video”
    “Look in the mirror”
    Funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

  • @jamega4000
    @jamega4000 8 лет назад +1069

    "It's sunday."
    "Yes it is."
    "You AMATEUR"

  • @ToleranceBreak
    @ToleranceBreak 7 лет назад +829

    *speaking mad fast Spanish*
    Hey gimme a god damn burrito.

    • @B0bb217
      @B0bb217 6 лет назад +33

      GurtCannon A N D I B E T T A G E T I T T O O

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 5 лет назад +3

      YEEEHEHAHAHHAAHAHHHWEEHHAHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @ThickSteven
    @ThickSteven 4 года назад +100

    4:46 HER VOICE IS TOO ADORABLE

  • @lamasu8060
    @lamasu8060 4 года назад +66

    4:45 this whole interaction is adorable

  • @heroeagleeye8141
    @heroeagleeye8141 7 лет назад +907

    "I'm not a recording, I'm a person"

  • @drodriguez3293
    @drodriguez3293 7 лет назад +1418

    we got his address 145 E Bimblton

  • @bareq99
    @bareq99 2 года назад +28

    6:02
    Ok..this woman is sweet and even with how tired she was she still went along with dunkey's ass

  • @haydenpavlus5121
    @haydenpavlus5121 4 года назад +159

    "So are you staying two nights or one."
    "uh...two"
    "Two nights alright"
    " *hundred* "
    Im ded everytime

  • @Bradeee
    @Bradeee 9 лет назад +930

    "145 East Bindleton"
    "Sorry that's too far"

  • @Ganulous
    @Ganulous 9 лет назад +838

    "how can i help you sir"
    "you think this is a laughing matter?"
    "i'm sorry?"
    "is this funny to you?"
    "no you're not funny it's just me cause i'm a little off"
    "i'm not funny?"
    perfect.

    • @jasonpontalion7155
      @jasonpontalion7155 9 лет назад +17

      Ganulous He got baited xD

    • @altoroark4233
      @altoroark4233 9 лет назад +50

      "Me? The funniest guy in the whole world and I'm not funny?"

    • @pixelgameplayer
      @pixelgameplayer 7 лет назад +11

      It's funny how as soon as I saw this comment, the actual conversation played out at the same time

    • @Zankuu
      @Zankuu 7 лет назад +28

      I love that he made an actual website just for that joke. www.videodonkey.com/

  • @dvnnyb0y
    @dvnnyb0y 4 года назад +95

    " I'm not a recording....I'm a person!" They broke him 😂

  • @why3994
    @why3994 4 года назад +179

    "bye boy"
    "little boy"

  • @toggaf1465
    @toggaf1465 8 лет назад +544

    "Three beans please"
    "Are you trying to make reservations?"
    "Yes."

  • @iamskeletor5413
    @iamskeletor5413 8 лет назад +351

    "That's too far."
    "It's an apartment..."

  • @AR-ku4li
    @AR-ku4li 4 года назад +60

    Lmao if you go to his website at 6:33
    It’s just a giraffe with dunkey saying “GOTCHA”

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 4 года назад +58

    >direct response to whats being said
    >"no its a recording"
    oh ok

  • @TurdFerguson34
    @TurdFerguson34 9 лет назад +1723

    This is a good one, but his papa johns is a fraud video will always be his classic

    • @oobietime8
      @oobietime8 9 лет назад +23

      Phone Men is the true opus

    • @artoriasabysswalker8559
      @artoriasabysswalker8559 9 лет назад +6

      ***** My fav is "Ya got butts?"

    • @nnerdistan
      @nnerdistan 9 лет назад +13

      Artorias Abysswalker Don't forget the classic "I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a big bad cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, and you're going to jail."

    • @Jackksaw
      @Jackksaw 9 лет назад +1

      PokeYankeefan and i betta get it too

    • @TurdFerguson34
      @TurdFerguson34 9 лет назад +5

      gimme a weiner pizz Wa-hoo!

  • @DomGiunta
    @DomGiunta 8 лет назад +578

    Leslie was adorable

    • @sevsec6702
      @sevsec6702 8 лет назад +45

      Heyyy baybeee

    • @vedi0boy
      @vedi0boy 8 лет назад +44

      I wanna know how that conversation ended tho

    • @AhoyNateoo
      @AhoyNateoo 8 лет назад +7

      She said like one thing, wtf

    • @mrbulbasore1258
      @mrbulbasore1258 8 лет назад +63

      She didn't say much, but she really was adorable for her cameo.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +6

      This Is My Name Dunkey did the right thing by just calling off the prank and asking her to subscribe, because he sensed she was good people like almost right away.

  • @lallig8860
    @lallig8860 2 года назад +20

    the scammer whispering "fuck" when dunkey starts fake crying is priceless

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS 4 года назад +72

    "I'm looking for a big ass butt video"
    "Look in a mirror"
    LMAO dunkey sort of got burned!

    • @wrecquerel
      @wrecquerel 4 года назад +7

      Yes but he is also very strong. Listen to that leslie girls voice. Tell me that you could prank that girl. You couldnt. But dunk could.

  • @shuttershadesism
    @shuttershadesism 9 лет назад +531

    "yeh pizza pie" "we dont have pizza" "yeh i love pepperoni"

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 5 лет назад +811

    "Three beans please"
    A simple request, a shame that restaurant could not handle

  • @mariosuarez1563
    @mariosuarez1563 4 года назад +58

    Ah, yes
    *SIPS TEA*
    The good old times when dunkey was black perhaps

  • @zaolodyckm2296
    @zaolodyckm2296 3 года назад +25

    The woman who said she will check his channel seems nice and kind person.

  • @brianbuz770
    @brianbuz770 5 лет назад +4619

    Who’s back here after Dunk’s BEEG YOSHI 2019 classic?

  • @fourgygaming669
    @fourgygaming669 6 лет назад +958

    That's not a pic of Eddie Murphy. It's a picture of dunkey

  • @notagentpanda
    @notagentpanda Год назад +19

    Dunkey has probably one of the most unique senses of humor on RUclips

  • @java1284
    @java1284 3 года назад +5

    I watch these videos periodically throughout the year and I still laugh at them

  • @w.547
    @w.547 5 лет назад +1735

    "it's me eddy Murphy I'm looking for a room for the night"
    "How many nights?"
    "200"

    • @karmy777opp3
      @karmy777opp3 4 года назад +46

      That’s what it cost to make shrek 4 man

    • @Kjersten_w
      @Kjersten_w 4 года назад +28

      Eddy Murphy in: 200 Nights at Tuscon Boondock Motel

  • @elsathesnowqueen6667
    @elsathesnowqueen6667 7 лет назад +1064

    threeeeeeeeeee beaaaaaaaaaannnsssss pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase.
    so you are calling for a reservation?
    10/10

  • @GreatSpaceToaster
    @GreatSpaceToaster 11 месяцев назад +7

    7:38 Is one of my favorites. I think Dunkey got caught off guard after saying "No" actually worked.

    • @AlaskaBoyAlex
      @AlaskaBoyAlex 9 месяцев назад +1

      He didn't know what to do

  • @zp3265
    @zp3265 3 года назад +22

    Imagine actually being Eddie Murphy and everyone you call to order pizza they think it’s a recording and nobody takes it seriously. Ironic.

  • @jessyd4679
    @jessyd4679 5 лет назад +1969

    "i'm looking for a big ass butt video"
    "look in the mirror"
    one of the greatest roasts of All Time

  • @johnezbake
    @johnezbake 8 лет назад +410

    "y-y-y-y-you can't even talk straight"

    • @jeremiahstephens.
      @jeremiahstephens. 8 лет назад +30

      +Bryce Comtois always gonna be a lil s-loser boi

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 8 лет назад +2

      bruh 15 cent had one of the hottest jams ever lol
      blowing up the spot

    • @kubiak6405
      @kubiak6405 5 лет назад

      John Hollis

  • @Catnippy
    @Catnippy 4 года назад +24

    i feel so sorry for the girl at 6:07

  • @theswankyshow5076
    @theswankyshow5076 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you RUclips for recommending me this all these years later. I needed it.

  • @Crimson03Ghost
    @Crimson03Ghost 5 лет назад +849

    "We don't have electronics here"
    I - I H A V E E L E C T R O N I C S H E R E

  • @aslightlyburntflamingo8784
    @aslightlyburntflamingo8784 7 лет назад +585

    We don't have pizza
    y e a h
    Id like a pizza pie

  • @RB-zr9qv
    @RB-zr9qv 3 года назад +35

    Unfortunately we don’t offer pizza
    “I’m going to go kill myself then”
    Gets me every time.

  • @Gnuenguemo
    @Gnuenguemo 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jason, you may never see this; however, the moment my brother turned me onto your channel once this video released, I have been a huge long time fan. Just rewatched it after all these years and it’s still easily my favorite RUclips video. It’s what instantly made me subscribe and I’ve been loving all your content since then.
    I’m so proud of yours and Leah’s success. I am looking forward to the success of BigMode. Thank you for this last decade of laughs. Love ya man, be safe and take care.

  • @JustinTrousers.
    @JustinTrousers. 7 лет назад +597

    "three beans please"
    "what?"
    "the beans please"
    "green beans?"
    "thhhhreeeeee beeaanns pleaaase"
    "Are you calling to make a reservation?"
    WOT LMAO. where did he get reservation from three beans please..

  • @christian008877
    @christian008877 9 лет назад +444

    "please hold"
    "no"

  • @user-gi3tv5rl3j
    @user-gi3tv5rl3j 6 месяцев назад +5

    When I hear dunky say naggot I yelled WTF laughing 😂

  • @deezligma6076
    @deezligma6076 2 года назад +9

    “You can’t even talk straight!” *proceeds to Porky Pig*

    • @kg7219
      @kg7219 2 года назад

      Yes he is making fun of him and mocking him… do U know how conversations work?

  • @TridentLion
    @TridentLion 6 лет назад +2066

    more calls dunkey plz

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn 6 лет назад +7

      TridentLion ye

    • @TeamWalsh
      @TeamWalsh 5 лет назад +27

      We don't permit prank calling on stream. Please refrain from this in the future. Future offenses may result in action being taken against your account by our admin team.

    • @godsstrongestschizo
      @godsstrongestschizo 5 лет назад +3

      You got your wish

    • @valkyrie5550
      @valkyrie5550 4 года назад

      @@TeamWalsh Bruh, what? LMFAO.

    • @TeamWalsh
      @TeamWalsh 4 года назад

      @@valkyrie5550 We don't permit prank calling on stream. Please refrain from this in the future. Future offenses may result in action being taken against your account by our admin team.

  • @ELSTINKO.
    @ELSTINKO. 7 лет назад +335

    THREEEEE BEEEEAAANS PLLLEEEASE
    are you calling to make a reservation?
    yes

  • @bkmadeeli5636
    @bkmadeeli5636 4 года назад +1

    i can always come back and watch these videos every other year

  • @MasterShakeUwU
    @MasterShakeUwU 3 года назад +5

    I was in such a bad mood today this just literally made my year no my lifetime

  • @jayk3174
    @jayk3174 7 лет назад +659

    THRREEEEE BBBBEEEEEAAAANNNNSSS PPPLLLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE

  • @ryuseifudo
    @ryuseifudo 8 лет назад +353

    "the restaurant has never been open sunday nights"
    "i've come there every sunday for the past 3 years, and you're gonna tell me they're not open sunday night?"
    "sir first RELAX"

  • @greatsupper
    @greatsupper 4 года назад +19

    I love it when Hop Louie says "YEAH WHO ARE YOU"

  • @snow-ei3jt
    @snow-ei3jt 4 года назад +73

    "Little boy. Always gonna be a loser boy."
    says the guy working at a pizza place lmao

    • @chasesisia4356
      @chasesisia4356 3 года назад +7

      Yeah imagine going to WORK for money. Thats nerd shit. Dungus for life.