Papa John is a Fraud
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2013
- Better wings, better streets Pizza Huts.
Better crust, better website Pizza Doms.
Better walls, better balls, Pizza Pauls.
Untrustworthy employees, Pizza Daves.
Better ingredients, better people in the pizza, Papa Jaaaaaaaaaaaahns.
The swapples think my jokes are funny. 
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"You don't know how to work...pizza?"
The funny thing is, after he said "You don't know how to work..." I finished and said "pizza" and then he said it lol
and I better get it too
NO I DIDN'T mmm no it was 100% obvious. WTF else could he have possibly said that would make sense?
Pandumirk P I don't think you know what "your" talking about. *Cough* -You're-
Kiri no Kuragari I think you're all fuckin' stupid whining and bitching over a video made 2 years ago. But that ain't none of my business.
JOHN
yes
HOLYSHIT
lol
8:26 lmao
i made 421 :^)
Literally dead XD
Cuerex n
The sexual tension between old spaghetti factory 1 and old spaghetti factory 2 was palpable
"You guys are in love now"
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
@The Usual tf
npc romance
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Based L ö ö p s pfp
*what*
@@Bahgato what
@@Bahgato chicken butt
@@TheEric1203 what
Put on John.. I dont trust you anymore
Spike Spiegel and I betta get it too
John?
"I don't trust like that"
EvilOvercats HOLY SHIT
I can't trust you Dave
Dunkey: "Pizza Hut? More like, pizza BUTT"
Pizza Butt: *incoherent rage*
I just realized she said "I know it's you, you dumbass fuck."
everyone of these prank call videos, Pizza Hut is always the one to get really pissed
I think the girl just screams , "YOU DUMB STUPID ASS I KNEW IT WAS YOU YOU DUMBASS FUCK"
&why did i make this channel correct
why did i make this channel she probably thought it was a friend messing with her
The gameplay is almost as good as the calling. He’s kicking everyone who beats him and then starts flirting with some random girl at 3:00.
Johnny Cheddar hey babeyyyyyyyyy
Hard to believe he's an actual human man with a real human woman for a wife
I thought I would be the only one that noticed
Lmao I never noticed that before, that's amazing
sad that Zynga bought out the company behind the website solely for the rights to the Draw My Thing IP and shut them down
Me: *gets serious anxiety calling the pizza place*
Dunkey: HeY gImMe A wIeNeR pIzZa!
and he better get it to
Imagine faking anxiety to get likes on a comment. As if you wouldn't just order online if it was a real issue.
irarelyupload someone’s never been on a chan before.
If you get anxiety ordering a pizza, you need therapy big time to overcome that, because you would never be able to handle any sort of job.
Turd Ferguson Used to happen to me. Didn’t need therapy tho. Was so angry with myself I walked into a restaurant for a job & got hired on the spot xD. Held it down for 2 years 🤙🏽
"you guys are in love now :)"
Lmao
i completely lost it at that part xD
hi friend that was fucking great
I ship it.
MORE LIKE PIZZA BUTT
HEHEHEHEHEHHAHHAHA
Haha yeah. I put the best prank call moments in a video on my channel, i think you''d like it.
+Kaaam G fuck you
+Otávio Ribeiro Schmidt where's my pizza I ordered it like 2 seconds ago
I am offended 😤😡😭
I love how Dunkey can convince anyone that their name is actually John
John doe
“And I betta get it, too” has become a dangerously large part of my daily vocabulary
mine too I can’t help it 😭
Literally me ong fr
Who fuckin orders pizza via Skype
dyldragon1 me
dyldragon1 for people who are too lazy to walk to the phone to order
It's so he calls from an anonymous number.
dyldragon1 It's because he wanted to get multiple people on the line
I do
dunkey has the most real-sounding fake laugh
what do you mean "fake", you nonbeliever
John?
+EvilOvercats JOSH, J-O-S-H
DragonhunterZeroSeven Nineteen you make the best jokes john
Mikkel raagaardlarsen im a cop
I miss the old Dunkey. Now all he uploads are Drama vids and Among Us
You know those videos are jokes right? Lol
@@dingle_balz
I’m pretty sure he’s joking
@@bigpappa4041 I'm pretty sure I'm a joke
@@friendlyreminder3280 your mom
@@chiefhardy6312 your mom is a very nice lady. i hope you treat her with the upmost respect.
"You don't know how to work... pizza?"
He sounds so tired of life
He so badly wants to call Dunkey a fucking idiot!😂
It’s a genuine issue
and i better get my damn pizza too.
"Uh you didn't order anything" 😂😂😂
Sean I read your comment as he said it.
John?
John?
HOLY SHIT
excuse me dunk
papa is in the house
Break out the sodey pops!
Always give dat big tip boi!!!!
You fucking imposter
Both of you are fucking imposters.
THE DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME
I never actually watched the gameplay until now, Dunkey kicks out the top scorers after every game lmfao
He also starts flirting with someone at 3:00 lmfaoo
@@largefecesreal And the "shut up" at the end of the conversation killed me. 😂
I used to work at Domino's and remember picking up the phone hoping it was Dunkey every single time...
poctorDepper42 awwwww, that’s so sweet.
Imagine if he got someone who actually knows him...
@@hollow8194 there have been many videos where people recognized him instantly
@@hollow8194 one is in the beeg yoshi video
😂😂😂😂
"Hello is this Papa John's?"
"No"
"Fuck you"
10/10
exactly
RockandMetal645 9/10
Nick Dutil 9/11
and I better get it too
Ruben Huerta Holy shit! Hi Ruben! (I'm still not a grammar hitler)
2:30 That guy pretended he was an actual pizza place owner. What a trooper
jesus i never noticed god damn he was committed LOL
I didn't notice either
"Pizza John's a whole different number man, you called Dave's pizza."
6:48 kills me every time lmao
Same!
Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Hahhaa
no ones commenting on the background video where it shows dunky kick everyone that beat him
Daratasourus 💀💀💀i was watchin that shit too this man is too fucking funny
"hey babyyyyy"
...
"Eyyyyy"
"Shut up"
I've watched this video for 6 years and never have I bothered to see what goes on
Lol i was wondering why he zoomed in on it
Chris P. Bacon bro why you been watching this video for six years
When he made the two spaghetti factory employees talk... Legendary
"you're in love now"
what time on the video is this part at?
6:11
look up "chinese confusion" if you like that concept. It's two guys from Howard Stern who call two chinese food stores and get them to talk to eachother
"You guys are in love now"
“This is me...”
“Who?”
“..me...”
“Who?”
“Me-mee-meatman.”
Dunkey knew of Papa’s “day of reckoning’ six years ago how does this man have so much power
And I better get it, too
Sorry sir I don't understand
Pizza guy: “May I take your order?” Me: “2ushwbduyebdeuhcbdcfuyegcfeukhcdceduhcbfuhekdfgihfreihfnrehirfeherihfnhr im a fucking bird imma eat your face sysfjyxvxsjyxgsxhkgcwkhgsdvwiygcvdeghbdwjhedbcde, B Ÿ 3 !”
(Pizza guy hangs up)
Comma doesnt go there ffs
@@its1899 uhh... it does, though
@@SungPraise it doesnt. Not the way dunkey said it
HEY GIVE ME A WEINER PIZZA, HOO-HOO
and i better get it too
it's not america so we can't be physical will this be delivery or carryout?
is this uh papa johns
The Fusion Gamers And I better get it too
"Is this john."
"No this is josh"
"Oh."
*5 seconds later*
"Is this John"
"No this is JOSH"
Im not a John
“Is this john?”
“no this is sean”
“really makes you feel like Papa Johns” - Papa John 10/10
I read that in Shrek's voice for some reason.
I called Papa John's and asked where my papa was and this guy said, "alright this is mike i'm writing down your number and reporting you. Goodbye." And then he hung up on me. I think mike kidnapped my papa john.
I would like it but it's at 69
Medieval Hunter I ruined it so you could like.
@@emilydioptase lol thanks
and I better get it too.
That so funny I am not kidding
This video aged like fine wine.
Brandon Kirkley amen brother
rip OMGPOP
Why
@@anthonyontv1061 papa john is a racist asshole thats why
@Republica Austriaca ok
Ah I couldn't remember which video ended with "I'm calling pizza hut" to Kanye's Homecoming
i’m calling P I Z Z A H U T
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh this comment made me laugh almost as much as when this part happens
I'm having technical problems with pizza. I don't know how to eat it. 😆
You don't know how to work..... A pizza?
that part made me cry
This is pizzasoft pizza support what is your issue?
Jake Cripe koo kook kkoo koo
You don't know how to work..........pizza?
"This Papa John's?"
"Nah, this is Pizza Hut"
"Alright, put Papa John on"
This was absolutely hilarious
Mood
Yes, that is what he said in the video
lmao-
Mohammad wait that’s illegal
Barely 5 seconds in and Dunkey managed to out-pizza the Hut.
His laugh when calling spaghetti factory kills me every time lmao
“This is Dave’s Piz-“
*”Hey John.”*
"Bitch I Don't Need You"
"hey johnny"
"Give me a side order of chicken wings, and two peetz."
@@samsquanch1996 "You have to have a main order to get a side order."
It will be ready in a week.
You don't know how to work...pizza?
The pause is perfect.
Syracuse Stage n
Kyle Moore
Being an tier 1 IT guy, this is unfortunately too relatable
Dave sounds like such a nice guy I hope he's doing alright
"hey babyyyyyyy"
"eeeeeeeeeey"
"eeyyyyy"
*"shut up"*
You predicted the fall of Papa Johnathan
Father Jonathan has fallen from grace
Jony Ive
What happened to him?
@@Horzinicla He's racist and everyone is boycotting him
@@marxfan1509 He is not racist though.
"You guys are in love now."
Caleb Hyles I love it when I see my favorite youtubers commenting on each other's channels
***** Kman108!!!!
***** Yo yooooo!
+Caleb Hyles rfjd
Song name at 7:18?
“Hello?”
“Hey.”
“Yo I’m spongebob.”
“Hey!”
Underrated comment
"You don't know how to work......pizza?" 4:19
The long pause of pure confusion the guy gives gets me everytime
Dunk: "Is this Papa Johns"
Other Guy: "No."
Dunk: "Fuck You." Died/ Dead.
Carlos Solis when
trickshot boss 6:47
Carlos Solis Best part
-"John?"
-"Yes."
-*"HOLY SHIT"*
Glass Fangs he finally found John.
No way you saw the video too?
This is my comfort video
10 year old video today and I still quote this almost daily
"Better walls, better balls, Pizza Pauls"
You're a genius, Dunklebunks.
My personal favorite name for him is bunkley
Glaive Beam Gabe?
Brennan Laker yuh huh
Glaive Beam Gabe?!?!
someone say my name?
That guy who played along was hilarious.
"Yeah, 200 dollas. Mhm. It'll be ready in a week." Kills me.
Gnarbro TaKa Wait, how did I miss that? When did that happen?
Ian Vaillancourt 2:51
+Jack Meadows jeez calm down
Yea that was so funny! XD
We took care of that, now I just gotta get the soda
I don't know why but "You called from a SKYPE number dude *hangs up*" kills me every time
I love how that dude just accepted that his name was John instead of Josh now
-Hello?
-Ay
-Yo I'm Spongebob
No, this is Patrick!
funniest part
MafiaCat. is this the Krusty Krab?
Sm fck
your profile picture fits
"So you got the pizza?"
"Yes."
"And you have a complaint?"
"Yea, I don't know how to eat this"
This is an accurate transcript of a certsin part of the video
That fucking killed me
4:00
"You don't know how to work........ pizza?"
Dunk really got that dude thinking he was working at Dave’s pizza
1:57 when a pizza man shows more love and concern than my family ever did
I still can't tell if the guy is messing with Dunkey or not
You don't know how to work.......
...
....
...
..
...pizza?
John?
I can't believe the dude didn't hang up when he heard that.
when did he say that?
in the video
@siskavard no shit. he's asking specifically but still funny as hell
He is probably banned from all pizza restaurants in the country. 🤣
That’s a lot of pizza restaurants
@@coltenk637 that's a lot of calls
epic gamer which means more videos!
Why do you think he went to Paris? It was to get his first meal in weeks?
He uses skype calls, so he's untraceable.
This aged so well
“Is this Papa John’s?”
“No.”
“Fuck you!”
>put Papa John on
10/10
nice greentext friend, well memed!
thx, took me a week to figure out the recipe to this meme
2dank4me m8
An excellent post.
le meme arrows
7:27 Did he say "Yo I'm Spongebob"?
+AltoRoark99 Yes :3
+AltoRoark99 no never
+Kyle Demoderpifnlikskin Yes :3
Billy The Drocadile Yes :3
Billy The Drocadile Yes :3
I love how chill the GameStop ppl are.
They aren’t mean and they actually care.
"Is this John?"
"No this is Gamestop"
Damn she was born to work there
Local man sets fire to Pizza Hut demanding a pepperon
SUPER spooks and he got his pepperon
SUPER spooks I’m dead 😂😂
SUPER spooks.
SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGET!
Just remove the final syllable of any italian dish.
Works like a charm. Gonna go eat a bowl of past now.
you don't know.. how to work... **heavy sigh**
... pizza?
pristine I read this comment while he said it.
im ded
That was dunkey tho lol
I could almost see his expression
Someone else needs to like this comment so I can be it’s 1000th like
Plot twist: dunkey is high on drugs and cant remember papa johns number
And I better get it too
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, how can I help you?"
"HEEEY GIVE ME A WEINER PIZZA HOOHOO and i better get it too"
9/11 dunkey
I see what you did there.
+Super luigi I don't get it.
+ObliviousBeast Were not aiming for the truck.
Scott Menzies Yeah I still don't get it
+potato man Coming from the person whose RUclips name is "potato man" and avatar is a Lennie face. My troll detectors are off the charts.
Prank calls are so hilarious but I always feel bad for the person on the other end.
What are you doing here Komaeda? Go back to being completely bananas somewhere else.
What are you doing here Komaeda? Go back to being completely bananas somewhere else.
+Nagito What are you doing here Komaeda? Go back to being completely bananas somewhere else.
+Nagito What are you doing here Komaeda? Go back to being completely bananas somewhere else.
+Nagito What are you doing here Komaeda? Go back to being completely bananas somewhere else.
8:23
"how long u lived there for?"
*dunkey kicks"
"GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW"
classic dunk
Now in 2019 “I’ve had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days”
Pizza Hut? More like **PIZZA BUTT**
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Pizza butt? More like Pizza hut
STUPID ASS!!!I KNEW IT WAS YOU!YOU DUMBASS FUCK!
@@thephenom_7231 "first time i ever called here"
I love how all GameStop employees are so chill and cool with prank calls like wtf
X-Fire-X because of battle toads
Because of the battle toads era
Also, it’s so nice to get a prank call after a day of people non-ironically calling to ask for Mario kart on XBOX and other awful questions
Daniel Crozier oh my, we are your saviours ha? God bless
In another Dunkey video a dude at GameStop said “I can’t hear what you are saying all I hear is the sound of someone with no life”
I'm crying with laughter at the "John?" "Shaun"
i find it hilarious that dunkey kicks anyone that beats him and then start a new one with everyone he beat
6:20 Did he call two different places at the same time, and then put the phones up against each other so that they are talking to each other?
+Terry Pettyjohn Pure genius.
now they're in love.
i believe hes doing this on skype
sure did
Calls two numbers, holds phones together.
YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE NOW
@@Steven-hy5nu delete your comment fool
@Rethling delete your comment fool
@@Deaconkwonzoanite delete your comment fool
@@rainthegame2090 DELETE YOUR COMMENT FOOL
@@NuclearBong *DELETE YOUR COMMENT FOOL*
The Homecoming joke will always be one of Dunkey's best 😄👌
This video was years ahead of its time.
I've watched this video so many times and never noticed the trolling he's doing in the little bejeweled game he's playing. After every match he kicks out all the people who beat him and starts again.
Well played, donko.
Chzrm3 dual troll
"heyyyy baby"
"heyyyy baby"
"heyyyyy"
"eey"
"shut up"
Yeah I’ve been noticing that and the chat too lmao
Chzrm3 I didn't know that.
He's a real fuckin troll
“YO IM SPONGEBOB”
im still confused on who the hell he called.
Same
juneru Spongeman
Yo projared
juneru he called spongebob obviously
I still always watch this video when I'm sad or need funnies it gets me every time. I think I have watched this video at least 50 times
try david cross standup
I got a papa johns ad before watching this
Wow I said this 7 months ago😂😂
Holy shit I got an ad for Papa john's before this.
+Billy The Drocadile Yes.
+CaptainAlliance >getting ads
>on your internet
>ever
>2015
Get yourself some form of AdBlock, Cpt.
BOWS IN THE HOUSE
+ffnovice7 is there adblock for mobile?
Yes but it gave me a hiccup at first. It works by a Manual config change on your wifi network but not on your mobile data. Also you need to restart your phone before ABP takes effect.
Totally worth it to kill yt ads though.
-d: "this is John ?"
- p: "Josh"
- d: "John ?"
- p: " ...what can I do for ya ?"
-d : "this is John right ?"
- p: "josh,"
- d: "John ?!"
-p: "JOSH, J-o-s-h."
-d: " JOHN ?"
-p: "...do you have any questions for me ?"
-d: "is this John? "
- p: "yes this is John."
Honestly the best part of the video
If Dunkey called me I'd try to stay on the line for as long as possible :(
Simp
thats cute
I was surviving until the "John?!?!?" bit Jesus Chirst....so funny
“This is Jonathan, how may I help you?”
“JOHN?!”
“Yes?”
“HOLY SHIT!!!!”
Gets me EVERY time
Is this John?
@@EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION yes
Guerry Nine Oh hey John
hey babyyyyyy
F*male
"I dont know how to eat it" i almost collapsed holy shit my sides
Wanted Walrus I don't know how to work this thing
Wanted Walrus can i just get another one?
Sameeee 😂😂😂
DubbleJumpChump you don't know how to work..........................P I Z Z A?
“You don’t know how to work........ a pizza?”
5:46 "Heheh that's a good one John"
He asked josh if he was John so many times even josh wasn’t sure
This marks Dunkey's decent into madness
+The Amazing Wall I'm sorry I got a C- on my last spelling test back in 7th grade
Descent*
^ what a boner kill.
6:34 best moment in the history of Dunk
Yo, I’m spongebob.
No I’m spongebob
I'm calling Pizza Huuuuut
“YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE NOW” that was hilarious
😂😂😂😂
That was amazing
Fuck love
Who else lost it at pizza butt?
I did, for like, 35 minutes
Gimme a wiener pizza hoo hoo
They have a lost & found section at Pizza Butt, ask for it there.
Her reaction got me