I BROKE ALL OF THE BONES IN MY BODY | Helping Hand
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- Опубликовано: 27 июл 2018
- Sad new guys, I can't do youtube anymore because I broke all of the bones in my body! Can you give me a helping hand?
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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Game Link: store.steampowered.com/app/82...
Edited by: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... 
Игры
"Why half-ass anything when I can just whole ass everything?"
Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that from now on. Thanks, Sean!
harasnicole books same
harasnicole I read this right at that part XD
Barbara: **proceeds to insult Jack and verbally abuse him horribly**
Jack: Babs, is there a bit of a - maybe a spark between us?
Me: **spits out water**
Breaking news! Hi im........ With your daily news report and here we have the green eyeball man getting turned on my the single handed most BEAUTIFUL nurse there is. C a l l m e d i r t y t r a s h b a b s!
४DJ_Darkia_Emryn४ *blushes* uh..
Claire brown xD
A bad spark. For sure.
INSULT KINK I FUCKIN KNEW IT
also i dropped the piece of casadia that i was eating thanks jack
Jack: No one has high-fived it yet.
Me: *slaps screen*
Jack: Thanks me!
Me: *looking at myself in disappointment*
:(
Wait..... How do you look at yourself?
You are me
@@theplaguerabbit same but an hour after you commented.
@@ilovepeoplebro lol
I’d understand a patient being pretty angry about their situation, especially towards the staff, because I’ve been angry at the medical staff when I was at a hospital because they were trying to tell me jokes when I effectively fainted because I had pneumonia and a different staff member fucked up putting the IV in me
They're humans, not robots. They make mistakes, and the staff telling you jokes were just trying to calm you down. They were just trying to help man.
@@serpentsfix and being quiet about them screwing up won’t make them improve
To this day I have a horrible fear of needles because my doctor had a brand new nurse do my grade 7 shots. She was absolutely horrible. And ever since I am extremely picky over who can give me shots.
@@serpentsfix TELLING JOKES WHILE FAINTING BECAUSE OF PNEUMONIA IS NOT HELPING
@@serpentsfix well yes but being quiet about this stuff won't help you you can be angry without being rude and the original commenter just said they were angry not being rude to the doctors
Jack looks a lot happier after his break
QWERTY Dowling ❤️ by Jacksepticeye
I like how the game gives us a «fuck you» at the first second
969 don’t wanna ruin it
Sean*
Lewis Heath no one asked
Jack: "High Five?"
Me: Silently high fives the screen
Jack: high five me
Us: high five
Jack: WHY DON'T YOU HIGH FIVE ME ???
You make me sad
Us: I'm guilty
Same tho
Yep XDD
When he made the patient joke and his neck went all side ways...
I swear anti was coming
same
bruh that squishing sound XD i died.
Wow, 3 people with profile pictures the almost the same shade, how ironic. (Also yeah I agree with the original post)
Ikr. Scared me for a second lol
@@bagely_ Irony is not coincidence.
4:38
Paramedic: Are you feeling okay?
*guts spilling out showing organs*
Jack: 👌🏼
Am I the only person wondering why they brought a "Get Well Soon" balloon for a terminally ill patient?
Rfox 2703 for the purposes of ironic comedy. Terminally ill people always like jokes about their imminent demise.
*sigh*
because they got the wrong patient
Helen G. Pitts fuck off
Helen G. Pitts whats next? “Free v-bucks and nudes”?
Terminally ill people don't always like jokes about their imminent demise
Jack, it WAS Jeff's fault cause if you look he was on both lanes and you were on yours.
It could have been a one way that the guy drove down without realizing
Or maybe it was a compact only road.
And plus, if he loses his job... He can go find another one for all we care. BUT Jack... He nearly lost his whole body. That’s something you can never get back unless this was Ghost in the Shell or smth, but it’s not.
@@thegrimviolet9497 nah if u look closely you can see a line that splits lanes and he was on both
Jack: She drinks too much and her husband left her
Me: So she's the female Chase Brody?
...you just leave this here.....and do this...
Stop thats rude
Lilly Anne it’s a reference to a jack septic eye original character from a fake character in a video game. How is it rude?
Ouch!
39:44 when Jack does the voice impression for the lawyer he sounds like kermit
"Dominate me Babs.." - Jacksepticeye 2018
It is guaranteed that it is Jeff's fault anyway, the car your character drives was on the correct side of the road (based on the location of the steering wheel and the truck), Jeff was the one who went over in your lane with the truck.
nice
nice but wouldn't Jeff kill him if he denies it
Imanol Reyes Not sure, I have never played this game, but I know that the accident has to be Jeff's fault due to my observations.
Imanol Reyes no if you do the rock symbol he gets confused and leaves
It's set in the UK, he was on the wrong side not jeff
The fainting makes me laugh so hard. I will honestly watch this 100x just to watch it 😂😂
-laugh-
“A weakling with no backbone!”
YEAH! THAT’S BECAUSE THE TRUCK TOOK IT OUT!
You should’ve said that! XD
XDDDDDDD
"Nurse Stacey"
*SO THIS IS HOW CHASE MET STACEY AND SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIM-*
pap is loud that's alot of theory foughter
Das a good theory right there dude :>
FUCK
Jack was saying how he wouldn't seem much different after this break, but you can tell he is actually bubbley and not just just acting bubbley!! It's very nice to see him actually happy.
It's Sean not Jack by the way
@@Saveroony he goes by both. Hence the JACKsepticeye.
@@laceyrosier3429 ok thanks for letting me know
23:06 "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."
Did anyone else just saw “I broke all the bones in my body” and clicked on it expecting a Skate 3 video
i did
Yes
thats exactly what i thought
That bloody truck driver tries to blame US (jack) for not paying attention when HE was halfway across the line!
Nathan Young I felt the same way
Nathan Young I know right why bro why
he was on the wrong line (jeff)
THE TRUCK DRIVER WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD
Jack. Dude. You made me buy this game, I've played it for a bit, and I just want you to know - there IS a way to romance Barbara. For real. I would very much like to see you do it, if you ever have the time to make a second video of this. Love your content, man, always. Peace.
Yo fr? How?
@@anonymousrandomous9765 Well, long time since I played it now so I don't remember the specifics, lol. But you basically make her obsessed with you somehow, and she then captures you down to her cellar and keeps you as her prisoner slave or something.
Jack: (bends neck enough that it looked broken)
Me: ANTI I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
So it wasn’t just me who thought of our glitchy friend!
@@poisontippedsword3457 yeah anything that he does that's related to him, I'm like, "it's anti isn't it''
Anti what?
"I BROKE ALL OF THE BONES IN MY BODY"
Are you goddamn Deku?
Emmation i did not think of that, this is the best comment ever 😂😂😂
DEKU!!! ARE YOU OKAY??
Jesus Christ DEKU NOOO
I was hoping someone would comment something about brocoli
*I looked for this comment, I knew how too find you from the title🤣*
Sean: "Oh God I'm dying"
Sean: *falls to the ground*
Me: *dies of internal laughter*
Hey jack, just wanted to say that being on stage at the JFL festival was amazing!! It was by far one of the best experiences of my life and hopefully you remember making jokes about my name... thank you SO much for coming here to Montreal!!
i both envy you and feel excited for you
inhumanpoppy h
inhumanpoppy What was the joke?
(also congrats on seeing him and getting pinned)
I really want to know what the joke is
He never went to Newfoundland 😞
Before the sponge bath
Jack:babs I dirty babs come in I’m dirty boi
Me:jack shtap
Jack: Babs I’m soooooooo dirty
My mum: billy what... are your watching
Me: apparently my hero...
Jack: am a dirty boyy babs
Me and my mom share a hell of a LAUGH!!!
*SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!*
~Jacksepticeye~ The whole series of HAAAAAAAPPPPPYYYYY WWWHHHEEEELLLS
My girlfriend came in on that part and she was very confused, I had my hair in a ponytail, and she pulled it and was like bitch tf you watching-
This is how it went down
My gf: whatchu watching there Mae?
Me: no t h I ng
My gf: lemme see
Me: f I n e
My gf: why are you so worried when you’re just watching a gaming video?
Me:
Jack: "Hawaii's in Africa right?"
Me: [insert cringe sounds here]
*angry stickbug noises* 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
Fukkin all of america bans jack from that comment.
@@TheTrueVib3 all of me bans you for banning jack from commenting something stupid
Yeah it's so cringy that he made a joke about Hawaii being in Africa, bcuz he clearly really believes that. Even if it hadn't been a joke, u wouldn't need to cringe. I'm sure you know everything right? Guarantee there is plenty of stuff you don't know that other's would think is cringeworthy. What's cringy is that tired ass comment format that u used. Everyone loves to copy one another and think they are original and funny. You're not writing a screenplay. If you are going to use it, at least make it funny, don't act like u know everything, and not cringe at people who might not know something. May think i am coming at u at bit strong with this, but I am just tired of people acting like they know everything, and write comments like u did.
@@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah you’re overreacting.
THE INTRO IS BACK EVERYONE HE REMEMBERED IT THIS IS A MIRACLE (sorry for caps lock )
Robert Guajardo lol 😂
Robert Guajardo YAY!!! TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!
Amari Manuel hehe
the phandøm phamily with a løve for drama lol
babby pat Yay cx
Oh my goodness lol
Jack: *finds perfect song and gets really happy*
Game: lets mess with Jack *makes guy look up and runs into truck*
That would be my luck
Me:/heathens play/as I love this song
Mom:were here get out
Me:😢
Jack: I NEED A HELPING HAND
Me: * reaches out hand and drops phone*
**reaches hand through phone**
13:39 tell me that doesn't sound like she said "hell yeah" in a jenna marbles voice- (in game right after he says it)
Im getting a sense of deja vu here
Fenris Woof YES, I feel like be played it before. I thought that same thing
He has
*DEJA VU*
He played a demo of this last year, just type 'helping hand jacksepticeye'. it should show both the old video and this video.
Higher on the streets?
You got your intro right!
EVERYBODY CELEBRATE YAAAAAAAY
*OMG JACKSEPTICEYE COMMENTED ON MY VIDEO WTTF*
gina_drawss I like top of the bros to you markipliers better lol
He got his Mojo back
Middle of the afternoon loodles
Seeing sean happy, fulfilled and all is the best thing in the world.
Jack: gets pissed that nobody high fives him
Fans: high fives him on screen
Lol I like how jack just joins all the gangs and cults available
Hey Jack, when you asked me for a helping hand, i didn't mean that you could keep it!
OmG HoW Do i GeT tHaT icON n eXt To ThE NaMe?!?!
Zevastian 1991 ......
Channel'o Turtle by sponsoring to Jack.
eddy426 wooosh
Channel'o Turtle u need to donate
47:18 reminded me of eddsworld with the Eddwardo thing
I thought I was the only one that thought of that
jeff is goin to prison you aint guilty jeff was on da other side of da road jeff is guilty
Maybe- but jack could have been on the wrong side as well- =\
*Anything happens*
Jack: BAAAAAAAAAABS
Rocco Rodriguez first also I know
bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rocco Rodriguez BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS
Yes I know I over do it WAY to much but WHO DA FUDGE CARES?!
Summer camp instructor: ok Sean do you have any team building excersizes for us to try?
Jack: *HIGH FIVES!!*
instructor: get out.
Me: punches instructor
XD Lol
Intructor:jk gives Sean a high five
Me:sorry instructor
Jack doing the "OK" Hand gesture. Meanwhile in 2018 - 2019 : " GOT 'EM. "
8:26
I thought you were gonna say, "down with the sickness" and I was about to comment:
"8:26
ROCK ON, MAH DUDE"
Oh. My. God.. my step dad is a truck driver.. and Jack.. his name is JEFF 😂
RabidRachel XX hahahahahaha
Your dad needs to go to jail now
Oh wow that is ironic
Jack: i already have a gang, its the Chill Pack ;)
Jack later: Oooh are you one of the gangs i heard about? **join**
pap is loud lmao
That was definitely Jeff’s fault he was driving on the line
jack to barbra: nobody wanna see us together... but it don't matter no...
The doctor talking, I swear I'm dying that was so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing 😂🤣
Tamara Fusciardi Murphy lol
Let's pray for Jack's hand. Hope his hand will be rejuvenated soon. Amen ✊
Sucking up to the americans in every video, everyone on the planet is so americanised. American terminology, slang, accents, products eg coolaid..You're Irish living in england, just stick to english slang/jokes
google inc "everyone on the planet is so amercanised" are you ok? If you honestly think that you don't know the world we're living in. And what is an "American joke" exactly? I don't see nothing wrong with it
Q R my thought exactly... Just because the comments are not in slang text, all of a sudden we're all American
There was an add before this and it was quiet so I turned it up all the way then u screamed ur intro then I remembered, im watching the loudest man alive
thefrozenslade ikr😂
Did you notice Eduardo’s family sign was the same Yoongi kept doing at the BBMAs this year? XD
Or maybe it’s just similar... I suddenly got confused with one of the fingers...
mckenzie conley I love your channel pic
Since when do people LISTEN TO or even WATCH ads???
Dashie is louder :)
Jack: high five
Me: cracks screen
Jack: thanks me!
Me: well that was nice
28:27
Yup, tig ol' bitties
That's the term
Jack: *Pull out middle finger*
Doctor: *TF NANI!?!?!?*
Kitty Playz i know and yup
Kitty Playz you can put the emotion into a single phrase “Nandatto?!”
omae wa mo shindeiru
cringemonkey 507 NANI!?!?
That is a very dead meme my dude
well we caught glimpses of Chase and Anti in there and damnit stacey taking advantage of Chase when he was unable to do anything about it
Ravenstorm You saw the anti scene as well Glad I’m not the only one
Hey guys imagine if Sean did an hour long helping hand vid
Crazy, right?
Unthinkable xD
fifty-nine minutes fifteen seconds
@@theab3957 yo why did you respond to my comment from 3 years ago
@@clibothy Why not?
@@theab3957 solid point
Everyone at the beginning: Aww I’m so proud of my boy
"That's bits of me that are outside of me that should be inside of me, I don't like it doc"
F F F
Man, you think a lot of this is just over the top, but as someone whos been in and out of hospitals for most of their life. some of these characters are dead accurate. There really are people who will treat you that way because youre not a human but a problem to take care of because its a job.
Acedia Nihil my nurse yesterday night was a barbs type
I saw a lot of that during my clinicals. A lot of people just get desensitized and forget that it is a human being they are treating. It made me really sad, but it made me make a promise to myself I would never end up like that. Every human being deserves caring treatment, especially the one's that cannot move or speak.
Me: *Hears dude say his name is Eduardo* ED! How did you get in jail!?
Is anybody else so annoyed that the video isn’t exactly one hour long?
Yes
Yea lol
Yep
Batman what would be even more annoying is if it was 59:59
Why did you have point that out...😭
Jack:" TOP IN THE MORING TO-"
Hi, and welcome to headspace.
Today, we will be talking about s l e e p.
Within the first 30 seconds, when Jack said, "...and everything went flawlessl-" My computer shut off. I giggled a bit there... Did you? No? Okay... I'll go now.
DraiggZy 😂
DraiggZy
Eh, youtube glitched on me... So i feel ya 😂
DraiggZy 😂😂
*Mixed feels*...
69th like 😂😂
28:27
Jack: I'm married, I have an anime loving girlfriend-
Me: Wait-Are you cheating on you wife?
Jack: She has tig ol' biddies
Me: Who and What???
Jack: And her name is-Nestume
Me: *Too confused to process*
WAIT I JUST REALISED THEYRE LITERALLY SAYING THEIR OWN NAME WHEN THEY SPEAK LIKE POKEMON
I don't know why, but I really don't like those types of games (or movies/shows etc) where everyone is either a moron or an asshole to the main character and they can't do anything about it, it's just really annoying to me.
Great video tho Jack, it's good to have you back!
Agreed, especially that nurse.
Shut up, furry.
make me
The accident WAS actually Jeff's fault cause he was riding in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD 😂
They both where i think. Lmao
39:20 voice acting: 10/10
22:34 made you my favorite youtuber. Finally someone said it. Lmfao
Cut him some slack, shit was hilarious, some of you don’t understand the fact that the game itself is a joke, so not paying attention or answering wrong could even make it better
Kobi Kuchen we know this is a shitpost but we could apreciate at least a little bit of conciousness in making choices.
Yeah kinda have to agree here. The game is fun but it does require the player to be able to make fast choices in terms of responses. I do get Jack's type of humor but it doesn't fit every game out there. It sorta works here but at the same time I just wish he was a bit faster in responses.
The truck was driving in the MIDDLE of the road! It was his fault
BRUH when he said “live long and hola” i literally SCREAMED, that was so funny
7:46 oh my god, that made my sides hurt XD
"This is what it would be like if humans could be scrambled eggs."
Rick & Morty Season 4 episode confirmed.
Jimmy Jam Sandwich 👏
Ha
I like your profile picture
Sapphire Brush Thank You Highly! ;)
Holy shit I can't believe how many people noticed this comment!!
10:04 did he just pull a natsuki?
**YOU CLEVER BITCH**
Captain Amemeica24 yes
Captain Amemeica24 omg yes!!!
Natskui confirmed BUT WHERE IS MONIKA
@@Pifeo plot twist it's actually Babs! Just Babs!
The menu beeping freaked me out, I thought my headset was dying.
I lost it when he said, “ awww man... I’m going to hospital jail” hahah
Press F to pay respect to Jack's bones.
viktorayy :D 【animated】 F :D
F
viktorayy :D 【animated】 f
F
viktorayy :D 【animated】 F
The guy broke all the bones in his body except the ones in his left hand.
But he still turns his arm when he flips people off? That has to hurt and is probably not a good idea to do while the bones in said arm are still healing. He could have just flipped them off without moving his arm, it'd look odd but it'd still get the point across.
But maybe he is just willing to cause himself some more pain just for the satisfaction of giving people the bird 'properly'.
And the police officers just _had_ to do the job 'right'
i would be the same- i dont halfass shit. XD
“Oh god..I could really do it here couldn’t I? Do I admit fault of my own? Potentially go to jail and just have my entire life ruined?”
[Who am I from Les Misérables starts to play]
his face when he fell is the face you make when u confused af
You need to play skate 3 again because when you played Session you said you would play it again as a "throwback". The birth of "SPEED IS KEY" and you know Betty misses you.
IDK I am with you SPEED IS KEY
Memories
Mystery T.V yep
I actually watched every second of this video game where the people sound like babies and the game play is flicking people off... and I loved it XD
AlysaMae11 I saw other people do that to lol
Not to be annoying or anything but it's flipping people off not flicking
AlysaMae11 same here hahaha
Joel Crane really??? I’ve always said flicking. Huh
I've heard it as both flicking and flipping. I've lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia, Colorado. It's possible that it is another dialect thing like Soda/Soda Pop/Pop/Coke. My mom says flicking and not flipping.
Tyler and Zoe: Look at his face...
Me: -Sally Face flashbacks -
Jack: gets into prison, Joins 2 gangs immediately
Me: ...
Jack's face alone is enough to make my cheeks hurt from laughing xD
You might wanna get that checked out! Haha
"Is that my pee bag !? I have a lot of piss in me !"
I'm dead 😂😂😂 \o>
Randem Gamor. Hahahahahahahha
If you’re dead... how did you type a comment?
lol
Same xD
Dommus from beyond the grave ! \o>
No politics-
*I think the jedi are evil*
Couldn't agree more
Yea the sith have cookies. What do the jedi have?
Sith get to choke people with the force because why not
Imagine Wade playing this with a Nurse Barbara in it....
10:03 anti septiceye exposed
Thank you for putting the time for that
Purified Fox he’s back! He’s possessed Jack
The ironic part is later in the video there is actually antiseptic eye
**in Demonic Voice**
*Where, my @@witheredl.s3986?!?!*
Our green bean is moving up in the world. I can just imagine Jack at Russel Howard’s Stand Up Central.
48:35 try stopping the screen at the perfect moment and u will see some jackseption
So I broke my middle finger once and I couldn't bend it so every time in school I picked something up I would always be flipping someone off 😂😂😂
wrench716sc LMAO!!
My brother slammed my other brother's middle finger in the car door by accident and he was always flipping people off. Then, he would go make a fist at his enemies and tell them that he couldn't help but give them the middle finger...
Ok lol
My cousins friend got all of his fingers cut off of his hand or something, and the doctor was a funny doctor so the only finger the doctor attached back on was his middle finger
wrench716sc I feel so bad 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What Happened to *"MAA, HEY MAAH"*
I have not heard that exclamation since the summer of 2015, when jack still played happy wheels.
Everytime Jack yells “BAYTINS” I die laughing.
3:56 I loved that reaction it was so funny freaked out hahah what a classic
DR, SHNEEPS WHERE ARE YA!!!!
Maddies Mega Life YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Anti got em
RIP jackspedicey died of ligma...
Anti pretty powerful.... But there's still a small chance that he survived.
Maddies Mega Life EXACTLY!!!!!
✋
here you go bud, won't leave ya hanging
🤚
✋🏻 up top!
"Oh god I'm dying"
Falls on the floor...
God I needed to laugh like that today. That's why I constantly watch your videos. You can make me laugh when nothing else makes me smile. You make my life better. Thank you Sean.
25:18 got a.. bit of a microphone problem there buddy? 😂😂
HE REMEMBERED HIS INTRO