MY SEXIEST DREAM DATE | Doodle Date
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2018
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I played this as a girl and I chose Claire and she's like "I'm pregnant" and I'm like "come again?"
Clearly somthing went very wrong there..😂😂😂
When I read this comment I was like 'what's odd about tha- oooooooooooohhhhh'
just draw a dick thats how
Oh Claire been cheating or is there something science isn't telling us
You take bebe to ........ life ?
Game: Draw your dream date
Jack: *Draws a homeless Henry Stickman on crack and heroine at the same time.
Game: Draw a waiter
Jack: *Draws Johnny Bravo and Johnny Tests love child.*
lmao thats how jacks mind works
That's logic for ya!
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh
This made me laugh so hard 😂
Love child... mha?
Imagine being in this world and pulling out an eraser
Your doodle date: ..u-um, what are you g-gonna do with that?
ah yes all of the screams of little drawings
Yes all of my little mistakes gone
Goodbye corona, goodbye rioters, and GOODBYE DEATH BEES
That's basically a nuke to them.
Sketchy: Do you think something is wrong with me?
Jack: *Yeah. Your face.*
Too harsh
That's what he said Oana
omg
I read your comment ss he was saying it xD
lol
If youtube dies, Jack should be a voice actor.
If that day that RUclips dies there will be millions of people screaming what do we do? I'm bord!
oh yes
Bacon Power if RUclips died we have Newgrounds to go to
Well that escalated quickly
supernova582 *bored
He is making his waiter more of his crush than his actual crush
Alora Clement it’s because Jack,Sean,septic eye, doesn’t crush on his crush but he crushes his crush waitor
Alora Clement Do you know if I can play this on a website in my iPhone?
Lmao I was gonna say
Yeah that is so funny
@Comic Gaming it doesn't........it has 7 replies
Literally the whole video ive been laughing at Sketchy's face
Same 😂
Mohd Khairi Zainal Abdin me too, especially the one where the eyes go in completely different directions
Pfft, same XD
*S a m e*
*please, Claire, take the shot, take the shot put sketchy and i out of our misery*
Jack: *cackling contentedly while drawing a jacked demon baby*
Me: pls can this be the mood for 2020
Careful what you wish for-
*What have you done.*
*WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THIS CURSED LAND?*
oop
Careful for what you wish for Officer...
To be honest I was silently rooting for Jack and the Waiter.
Leah Lash SAME
Same
I SHIIIIPPPPP ITTTTT
YAAAS
"My relationship with you is strictly professional... Prostitution is a profession"
My new favourite sentence
literally nobody saaame ://
@@x_8643its been a year but im finally here to say
No one cares
@@faku8733 Thanks, champ. I don't know what we would do if we didn't have your opinion.
@@PiracyandDumbbells anytime
“A pineapple a day is a pineapple a day”
that’s soooo deeeep
W-Water Sheep...? All hail Water Sheep.
Yes this floor is made of floor
Dude is this Mariana’s Trench because this is sO dEeP
I'm 14 and this is deep.
*ALL HAIL WATER SHEEP*
jacksepticeye: "If you eat a pineapple a day, you eat a pineapple a day."
Jacksepticeye: "I pineapple a day is a pineapple a day."
“If you eat pineapple everyday........you eat pineapple.....everyday”
2018 Jacksepticeye
Truly poetic.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Pineapples eat you back
Jack: "I don't think this is very long"
*Game is 52 mins and 46 secs*
ive been looking for this comment
What game is shorter than that
TITAN WOLF 60 seconds to live
There are many games that last longer than 52 minutes, there are some that last like 8 hours of game play
Assasins creed syndicate might take days to complete it
"If you eat pineapple every day, then you will have eaten pineapple every day."
- Sean, 2018
r/im14andthisisdeep
jack: "Im getting some just Monica vibes"
Me: Looks down at my monica shirt with the words "DELETED" across her
Monika*
Declan Angell KYAAAA IM WEARING THE SAME SHIRTTTT YWISKDDMKDMDMDJ
Even if I could draw myself a date, I'd still get rejected.
Same
Same
i feel you
Same
I'm I'm the same boat as you
Can we take a minute to appreciate Robin’s editing skills?
TØP! ATD yes
Clap and a half for Robin
Nothing compared to the Brads though.
TØP! ATD yessss!
Oh yeah! He's the greatest
"I've been in this world for 5 minutes and I'm already dating something I created" Me with my fanfictions and all that jazz
*s a m e*
Jack: draws dream date
Also Jack: calls her Baron Von Fucked-Up-Face
I had to keep remembering sketchy's "happy" face was actually a sad face
And their happy face was a 'what-am-I' face
Oof xD
"Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough"
- Jacksepticeye 2018
Wasn't that originally an Arin quote?
@@upseteggplant2810 yes
Jack : "Should I stay or should i go?"
Me remembering the song : "ShOuLd I sTaY oR ShOuLd I gO!!!!!!!?!?!!?!"
YEP
He named himself tru but always lied smh
Same
"That's crazy talk CREATOR!"
Me: "0-0"
I have a confession to make... I've never punched the like button in the face.... I've been gently caressing the like button... wooing the like button. I'm sorry jack, but the like button and I are engaged.
What but I thought me and the like button where engaged
@@timothyscott8430 ooooooo
THE LIKE BUTTON IS CHEATING ON ALL OF US!
we are married....
@@physcoticteen7708 well...well...well we know what to right
@@physcoticteen7708 HOW COULD YOU LIKE BUTTON!
"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, even a pineapple."
- Jacksepticeye 2018
lol
fuck i didnt see your comment and posted the same shit.
XD love it haahaahaa
I read this just as he said that. XD
Ouch it’s pointy, Get It Out!
"If you eat pineapple everyday,
Then you would have eaten pineapple everyday"
*Ah, yes, the floor is made out of floor*
13:24 wtf kinda restaurant has shirtless waiters, cos I wanna go there lmao
Femboy Hooters??
*HI WELCOME TO CHILLIES* INTENSIFIES
Hooters from dimension A-2
Hootn'ts
me too
Guys, if he is a fan of Undertale there's a 99% chance that he'll play Deltarune, but HES ON TOUR. Be patient!! I love the game too but c'mon guys
Mysterious Mozzarella undertale is gay
@@fruitella196
Yeah, and so am I.
Nice username.
Liked for Rouxls Kaard
@@fruitella196 your gay dumb fuck
is he still on tour though?
When asked to draw his waiter he actually draws his real dream date
Yeah, Shaun seems very male-erotic here.
Jack: "I can show you the world!"
Me:... I can show you my driveway
I LOVE your profile picture!
Todoroki!
@@comatose6559 Thank you!!!!
Late response but Thomas Sanders :0
@Alexia Koski it's all good bc it's appreciated by you and a few others
@Alexia Koski °v°
“I don’t think it’s very long either”
* video is 53 minutes long *
me: l i e s
lmao
I'd figured he'd meant compared to other dating games that take multiple episodes lol
I'm proud Fander. Fight me.
I love how Jack has the ability to INSTANTLY know shits hitting the fan
Welcome to Doki Doki sketch club!
Omg Yess
O sweet jesus...
Helena Rosno holy skskks I was thinking that too
Oh FU**!!!!!! MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!
Well there goes the CPU again
Me: Mom can we get some drawings
Mom: We have drawings at home
Drawings at home:
This video makes me feel verry uncomfortable...
*10 moments later:
I'm waking up and see that creation standing over me.
"IT WAS CURSED!!!"
How long is a moment
Jack- *"My body felt weak"*
Anti- *"HIS BODY WAS WEAK"*
Whisper's Joking Wolf WHEN
Whisper's Joking Wolf
OMG YES.
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
YES
“I don’t think its very long”
*video is an hour long*
i didnt even notice that it was that long :T
Fuck don't see your comment before I put mine sorry (have almost the same comments XD)
Well that’s not long for a game since most are hours and hours long
Jack should play DeltaRune
Who else thinks so?
Trazmaball Gyster Myster Everyone.
I love it when Jack dry heaves every time he has to compliment Sketchy 😂😂
I imagine spending an hour drawing an anime girl and then seeing you need to draw 3-ish more of versions.
" dRaW mE liKe oNe oF yoUr fReNch *GURLZZZ* "
_O_*w*-O-
Oh god AlexMarinie
*DrAw Me LIkE a SeT oF McDOnAldS HaPpY MeAl FrEnCH FrIeS*
19:58 I love jacks fake girly voice and when he interrupted himself with laughter!
Monica: DELETED
Clair: ERASED
To anyone asking about Deltarune: I am PRETTY sure Jack knows, he followed (and re-tweeted) Undertale's twitter right before Halloween during the build up to Deltarune. He'll get to it.
Dammit. JACK DON'T PLAY DELTARUNE UNTIL I FINISH ORIGINAL UNDERTALE!!!
I CANT WAIT FOR IT
@@juliusbonner1161 He will AFTER he comes back from tour.
You are petty ❤
“If you eat pineapple everyday, then you would’ve eaten pineapple everyday”
“A pineapple a day is a pineapple a day”
~Jacksepticeye 2K18~
Yes
HEY U COPIED MY COMMENT ON ANOTHER ACCOUNT U FRICK
@@dxrkoner what if that's your other account?
I have the pleasure of being the 420th like
E.Phisher Helton ?
This is probably one of the *funniest* videos jack ever made.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Me: laughs so hard i almost suffocate
😂 Same
Right there with you
I'm having a hard stomachache
"Anything's a dildo if your brave enough "Jacksepticeye 2018.
Idk why he said that when lots of kids watch him..
you're*
Brazy ikr
@@daniellegrant5051 His RUclips channel isn't for kids anyways, he cuss all the time, him saying that isn't new at all.
That is an incredibly common quote, so why you quoting Jack on it as if it's something exclusive to him?
If I were a burglar and I broke into a house and say a guy sitting at a computer talking to himself and doing different voices I would be like wtf and leave as fast as possible
Oh yeah, that baby has plus one biceps
4:07 every sixty seconds, a minute passes in Africa
“I no longer feel pain. I no longer feel pain. I no longer feel anything at all, for you see, I am dead inside. Sincerely, Depression”
-Jacksepticeye, 2018
This sentence is me. Thank you for bestowing upon me this beauty
The death of PMA....
Been there for quite a while. Damn, I think for a while the dead inside meme was big but I forget how long ago as I was a late comer to the meme
Same that's how I fill
Wow
Jack there is more to the game than just the one ending you got.
Yea let's hope
Yes let's hope
Arent there only two
@@spookiuwu768 I think three if you choose to leave in the first place, but I’ve never seen someone choose that
20:11 imagine a fashion designer playing this game and drawing something super good looking and she tells them this
Jack's "sexy Claire" has the body of my sleep paralysis demon
My demon is the waiter
@@yourkindafriendlyrussian524 understandable
dating your creator would be dating your mom
i was thinking the same thing
🤯I didnt think of it that way
And dad
The incest is real with this one
the only difference is that your mom and dad didn't DESIGN you. Compared with this game that is even less creepy. You would have come in to existence knowing every cell and hair on your body is put there only to satisfy this creator...
Claire: I enjoy existing
Me: Lol can't relate
aha same
lol cant relate
jk can relate
omg saaame
Same can't relate at all
OmG the jokes that jack throws in between line and his added lines makes me LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!😂😂😂😂💔
I love how Jack went from "loving" sketchy to cheating on sketchy................. i'm sorry....XD
You guys do know most of his videos are prerecorded, especially while he's on tour, right? He'll get to Deltarune eventually.
How long is he in tour
What is deltarune?
Otaku Man121 It’s a prequel/Sequel to Undertale
Nameless thanks for letting me know.
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
I dreamed about you, sketchy...
in my nightmares
Same... Same... I regret watching this video at night and then going to sleep 😓
As a savior.
LMFAO
That's freaking sketchy
That pic tho
I want to elongate your pecks
- (Jacksepticeye, 2019)
The voice you did for claire is just like the one you did for flowey in undertale. Now I keep thinking of him when claire speaks.
The accent matches her portrait 100%, wow Jack great job as always😂😂👍
"I don't think it's that long.."
50. M I N U T E S. L A T E R.
SON OF A BITCH, I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT! HELL!
@@dogesmoker5241 i was too :P
thats what she said
Eimi-San I just scrolled down to comment that and this was the first comment. Gg, beast me to it
👍 THE HELL RIGHT
"Draw me like one of your French girls he he~" I couldn't stop laughing so hard I died
Same💀💀💀😭😂
The fact that Jack mixed the sad date and the happy date makes it even better
I assume theres going to be a ton of comments asking jack to play deltarune
And you're right
There is one right above your comment
I asked in the last video
I saw you on oompavilles vid dantdm's vid now jacks
im guilty {:p
**draws Connor, the Android sent by CyberLife**
Omg XDD
Ide draw Markus, just for the fun of it
I’d drew Marcus as well love that game so good xxxxx
😂
*SLAM* 28 STAB WOUNDS!
I lost it at "walking along the lines of the paper, right on the, fucking! Edge" haha
I can imagine as soon as claire shows up the MC passes out and face plants on the note book from to many drugs and people just walk by wondering why their class make face planted into their notebook and then this whole drug trip happens.
If you could date yourself, the title would be more accurate
kremit the frog could you subscribe
Indeed.
@@SmashmasterKj fuck off
*under breath* damn that’s a good comment, I should’ve thought of that
nonce?
did he spend more time drawing the waiter than he did his date
The bootyful waiter
*draws a pineapple*
Looks amazing
*tries to draw a person*
*person looks like a pineapple*
The waiter looks like the guy from 'bring me back to life' by Evanescence music video
In the middle of Jacks screaming at 43:14 I got an ad about being calm😂
Headspace for the win!
Me too oh my god I thought I was going to piss myself
Me too. I got an ad for the app headspace 😂
Lol
Lol surprised I didn't. I've gotten depression adds and stuff-- but nope I got a ToonBlast add.
"Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough"-Jacksepticeye 2018.Truly inspiresional words.
my sister fuckin says that lmao
So this is what he was talking about when he said he was a influencer
It's a joke bruh he didn't invent it
"Even a pineapple."
Jack:"sketchy" yeah you look fuckin sketchy!
Me: fucking dead of laughing too much
What if the person drawing there dream date literally just drew Claire
the waiter is just another pineapple and its great lol
My thoughts exactly lol
Ha ha ha
" if you eat a pinapple everyday then you would've eaten a pinapple evryday"
-jackepticeye 2018
never heard wiser words
nice
Copied
Doodle: "I think I need to lie down for a bit"
Jack: *Yes and please never get back up-*
"Oh god should I stay or should I go?"
Me: If I stay there will be trouble, and if I leave there will be double. So darling you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go?
If you eat a pineapple every day, you eat a pineapple every day
*-Jacksepticeye, 2018*
Izz Science hey random question do you like fortnite pls responde quick
Don't eat me!
Becaus something crazy happend
Christian Sebastian um, not sure why you asked me, but yes, I do like Fortnite. Why??
the depressed dino
*eats you*
mmm yum yum
Jack said this was going to be a short video. 11 minutes in I checked to see how much longer I had...
I have mouths to feed.
Not until I finish this video.
Wtf 😨😨🗡
32:49
...I went from “omg that’s hilarious” to “omg Claire needs help...”
My favorite parts in his videos are when he sings, it's absolutely beautiful
Wait if your dating her the day she is bo........FBI OPEN UP
I subbed to you just because of that picture
Ur pfp deserves my subscription
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!
😂😂
I laughed so hard at the "draw me like one of your French girls" line cos of the way Jack lost Claire's voice and started laughing at it xD
*Sean spends way longer on the waiter and it's hilarious*
Jack: gives a crack head a voice of Groo from the minions 🤣🤣😂
*A pineapple a day*
*Is a pineapple a day*
~Jacksepticeye 2018
0:15 "i dont think its very long either"
Video ends up being almost an hour long
Kirstin Banner compared to normal games that take a few hours this one is short
Me:I bet Jack's gonna show his artistic talents and draw a masterpiece. Three minutes later me: OH DEAR GOD
Jack: I don't think it's very long either
The video: *52 minutes long*
Jack: Bingo, Bango, my name is jango, I'd love to go on a date
Me: *sigh*
My exact reaction.
What lol
Probably the most i've laughed in quarentine, i'm reviewing some of his vids lol.
Sometimes Jack's voice for Sketchy sounds like Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy and I don't know how to feel about that
Most influential quote ever: “everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, even a pineapple”
love that saying, it is an old one been circulating for many years.
Sounds painful
lmao
Deanna Wheeler
me too
A little concerning, but inspirational nonetheless...
"If you eat pineapple everyday, you will have eaten pineapple everyday."
~Jacksepticeye
*Logic Dies*
@@zoefranklin8391 you can't kill what's already dead
@@moustache2919 yeah dead inside