Lisa's New Girlfriend | Minisode #16

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @caleb1413
    @caleb1413 2 года назад +2796

    When Marge started talking about love to Lisa I thought things would get creepy, but it turned out to be surprisingly wholesome. Then it got creepy afterwards 😂

    • @blackjacksetzer7748
      @blackjacksetzer7748 2 года назад +74

      the dark Simpson special

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 2 года назад

      Lisa raping her mom is... not very wholesome. Lisa is the typical "nice guy"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +139

      Lol, damnit Lisa, she ruins everything

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel 2 года назад +30

      What an ending!

    • @Marshall_D_Teach_
      @Marshall_D_Teach_ 2 года назад +19

      " you sicken me"... keep going

  • @kenjamin9147
    @kenjamin9147 2 года назад +1500

    This could've ended so much darker;
    'BART, NO!'
    'What?'
    'Sorry, force of habit...LISA, NOOOO!'

  • @MrGoatboyjones
    @MrGoatboyjones 2 года назад +1835

    First half: 'Aw, this is kind of wholesome and sweet'
    Second half: 'Ah, there it is' 😂

    • @tuomosalo2029
      @tuomosalo2029 2 года назад +147

      I’m sorry, but in the first half two college-aged people took advantage of an 8-year-old girl. How in the Sam Hill is that wholesome?

    • @haydengrayson6284
      @haydengrayson6284 2 года назад +33

      @@tuomosalo2029 It's what she wanted.

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy 2 года назад +74

      @@haydengrayson6284
      Predditor.

    • @keineangabe1804
      @keineangabe1804 2 года назад +66

      If you disregard the fact that some 20 year old females took advantage of an minor, which we as a society generally do for some reason.

    • @onimaxblade8988
      @onimaxblade8988 2 года назад

      @@tuomosalo2029 The tone makes it something you can sorrta write off even if it kinda sticks out in the back of your mind. Like those two girls are pretty dumb, for one thing.

  • @neetamoori8690
    @neetamoori8690 2 года назад +1370

    Bart being aware and having no problem really makes it more morbid

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 2 года назад +91

      He's been plowed so much by Homer that this seems quaint.

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 2 года назад +34

      Well if Lisa would to that in this Universe than Bart must be some sort of super pervert

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 2 года назад +40

      Well it's already been established that Bart has no reservations about having sex with Marge.

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 2 года назад +17

      Well it did put him in a hospital.

    • @rocksoliddude1
      @rocksoliddude1 2 года назад +30

      Bart, first doing voyeurism on Lisa with a telescope, then watching Lisa on a website made it twice as dark.

  • @Chronomagii
    @Chronomagii 2 года назад +633

    Every time I think this series couldn't possibly get darker and more vile, it surprises me yet again. Love it

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +35

      Haha, thanks for watching my insanity

    • @skylarthompson299
      @skylarthompson299 2 года назад

      @@DarkSimpsons Cool but I have a question: out of worry is this merely a dark passion project or is this your way of venting tr@um@? (Since some people do that-)
      I hope you’re not actually being m0l3st3d-

  • @matthewwelch4305
    @matthewwelch4305 2 года назад +484

    Marge is a great motivational speaker! "Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you *less* of a *bein* !"
    Good, kinda trite phrase, but she changed into her nice dress (and back) just to say it! That's talent!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +44

      Seamless cuts with the clothing 😆👌

    • @suggswithabox
      @suggswithabox 2 года назад +18

      @@DarkSimpsons You're fired!

    • @cheeseking2825
      @cheeseking2825 2 года назад +7

      @@suggswithabox excuse me, did you just call him a liar?

    • @youdononeetokno
      @youdononeetokno Год назад +2

      That's something she would never say, cuz Marge was the one who thought Homer would go to hell if he doesn't go to church and Lisa also if she's Buddhist and goes against the church

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 Год назад +1

      ​@@youdononeetoknowell, that's something what many people thought, especially Catholicism.... Although, having Faith in Christ is ONLY the reason why we won't go to hell... AND when we're still living and gain our second chances in life, we could improve ourselves by reading the Bible, and believe before or almost too late...

  • @brooke9018
    @brooke9018 10 месяцев назад +1135

    “Just because you’re a lesbian, it doesn’t make you any less of a being” - One of the best cartoon mothers to ever exist

    • @Buboltz
      @Buboltz 7 месяцев назад +18

      Then Lisa absolutely claps her cheeks

    • @Starlight666CC
      @Starlight666CC 6 месяцев назад +24

      Lisa is bi and I’m surprised that she didn’t get caught

    • @I_do_edits152
      @I_do_edits152 6 месяцев назад +8

      This is fake yall know that

    • @I_do_edits152
      @I_do_edits152 6 месяцев назад +7

      This is from a bunch of different seasons and episodes

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@I_do_edits152Obviously but Marge did say that to Lisa in one of the episodes. One of the future Lisa's had a girlfriend, it's canon that she's bisexual.

  • @johnny_thunder_3024
    @johnny_thunder_3024 2 года назад +447

    Lisa's facial expression when Marge said 'it's time to talk about love' absolutely KILLED me :D
    Seriously though, Dark Simpsons has more incest per episode than House of the Dragon
    Great job as always

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 2 года назад +363

    Brings a new meaning to Homer's one time quote, "Thank you Bill Cosby, you've saved The Simpsons."

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +16

      Haha, damn that bill cosby... gives the simpsons a bad name..

  • @Neelt2001
    @Neelt2001 2 года назад +513

    Can Lisa now officially call herself the Plow Princess?

    • @scockery
      @scockery 2 года назад +73

      "I am the Lez-ard Queen!"

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 2 года назад +23

      Plowess

    • @matthewwelch4305
      @matthewwelch4305 2 года назад +17

      @@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 with the Prowess!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +31

      Hahaha, i love that title!

    • @xiaominote4495
      @xiaominote4495 2 года назад +9

      @@DarkSimpsons please tell us what traumatized Barney Gamble so much, and he can't quit drinking

  • @ZakWolf
    @ZakWolf 2 года назад +213

    I love how Marge made herself up in her best clothes and lipstick for telling Lisa she doesn't mind her being a lesbian. (And yes, I know what episode it's from.)

  • @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81
    @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81 2 года назад +321

    Everytime Lisa gets a Girlfriend in a Dark Simpsons video, it always goes dark and crazy really fast
    This shouldn't be much different lol.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +21

      Haha. I'll have to make a wholesome one then!

    • @JackassJunior627
      @JackassJunior627 2 года назад +7

      It was only a matter of time till she turns to Marge 😂😂

  • @Cursedj22
    @Cursedj22 2 года назад +113

    When you see the main focus of a dark simpsons is Lisa, it is a guarantee to go horribly wrong lol

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 2 года назад +7

      and Flanders

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +5

      Haha, yeah lisa really does somehow have the worst videos...

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation 2 года назад +5

      Actually, The Story of Homer and Lisa was one of the only wholesome videos

  • @dexstewart862
    @dexstewart862 2 года назад +231

    It starts out kinda cute then goes straight to Lisa-chan.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +28

      Hehehe, if you pause halfway, then it's a happy video

    • @MatthewChristianMurray
      @MatthewChristianMurray 2 года назад +10

      Lisa-Chan. Oh, dear. Now I’m reminded that this kind of thing actually happens in real life.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 года назад +8

      @@MatthewChristianMurray Pretty sure if characters aged normally, Lisa would be like 40 now.

    • @NebulaBubbles
      @NebulaBubbles 2 года назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PunishedKrab
      @PunishedKrab Год назад +2

      Stupid washing machine and dryer for turning Lisa into Lisa-chan

  • @Nightman221k
    @Nightman221k 2 года назад +44

    Marge: As long as two people love each other I don’t think God cares whether they both have the same hoo-hoo or ha-ha.
    Lisa: hmmm!
    In Lisa’s mind: So basically I took that as an invitation.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +5

      Lol, the simpson family always takes things to the extreme

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Год назад +18

    that line "sorry dad, women and children first" had me 😂😂😂😂

  • @lukeschmidt7136
    @lukeschmidt7136 2 года назад +84

    I don’t think there’s been a single time within this whole video where Lisa has really thought out the gravity of this situation.

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 2 года назад +66

    "What a surprisingly uplifting Dark Simpsons episode... this is going to go off the rails extra hard"
    It did, in fact, go off the rails extra hard

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +4

      Hahaha, why cant we have a happy ending?

  • @crazychristopher1989
    @crazychristopher1989 2 года назад +34

    Marge: "As long as two people love each other, I don't think God cares whether they both have the same hoo hoo or haw haw."

  • @blackcat2333
    @blackcat2333 2 года назад +182

    for once i almost wished a minisode would end halfway through hahaha

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +15

      Haha, where's the fun in that?

  • @espelhogamer
    @espelhogamer Год назад +7

    The amount of work you put in to make these bizarre stories is absurd, keep it up.

  • @darrylwoodbury
    @darrylwoodbury 2 года назад +36

    "What an ending!"
    Lol

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 2 года назад +2

      When Bart clutched his pillow, I felt that

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +4

      Who knew darth vader was luke skywalker's father!

  • @shorewall
    @shorewall 2 года назад +71

    This was so well directed. It had the wholesome fakeout midway, and then descended into degeneracy. :D

  • @KaitaoftheFourze
    @KaitaoftheFourze 2 года назад +64

    I guess Lisa doesn't want her "hot dogs" anymore with Bart and Homer.

    • @blackcat2333
      @blackcat2333 2 года назад +9

      yeah, she's taken a liking to tacos now

    • @pigmeatmarkham898
      @pigmeatmarkham898 2 года назад +6

      @@blackcat2333 Now every day is Taco Tuesday! 🌮

    • @CeticWales
      @CeticWales 2 года назад +5

      Why not both

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 2 года назад

      Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +7

      Damn... now i want a hotdog...

  • @7oy
    @7oy 2 года назад +46

    I deliberately checked the time left on the video when that seemingly wholesome ending come up; I knew we couldn’t be done yet.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +3

      Lol, i really should make another wholesome video soon to throw you off

  • @flukadamus
    @flukadamus 2 года назад +7

    Dark, darker, darkest.
    Hilarious from start to finish! 🤣

  • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
    @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 2 года назад +49

    I love those where Lisa is the dark one, honestly they need more episodes where Lisa is the bad one or just wrong and difficult in the real show.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +7

      Agreed! For some reason her dark videos just hit harder.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Год назад +1

      They did have something like that on the one where she goes vegetarian and the one where she finds out Jebediah Springfield was a pirate who hated the town he founded, but I hotta believe that executive meddling toned those down. Or the writers were too soft. I know with Lisa the Vegetarian they had to make Lisa permanently a vegetarian because Paul McCartney would refuse to cameo if she didn't (similar to how Richard Gere would only be on She of Little Faith if Lisa mentioned Tibet one day being free, since Gere does believe this).

    • @hunterculpepper1973
      @hunterculpepper1973 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@canaisyoung3601 she done alot of terrible things a few examples are trying murder a boys sister cause she thought she was his girlfriend and literally just saying her father never helped her like seriously theres worse but that's because there always is

  • @NakedSnake85
    @NakedSnake85 2 года назад +30

    I was half expecting Nelson to pop up and say "Ha ha" when Marge was talking about hoo-hoos and haa-haas😂

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 2 года назад +48

    0:22 she gets that from her father lol

  • @sathalagappan2119
    @sathalagappan2119 2 года назад +25

    I knew the other shoe would drop after the kind talk that Marge had with Lisa so I was just bracing myself for the dark ending. Oh god, even then you still exceeded my expectations with such a twisted ending. Well done!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Lol thank you for watching and commenting! I really appreciate it

  • @222paganpoetry
    @222paganpoetry 2 года назад +54

    It seemed to be the sweetest episode, it turned into the sickest 😱

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +6

      Lol, if you pause halfway, then it's a happy video

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 Год назад

      It was already sick, those 2 Russian women were pedos

  • @SEB1991SEB
    @SEB1991SEB 2 года назад +43

    I didn't think you'd be able to maintain the humour and quality for a full five minutes, but you did. This was brilliant!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +5

      Haha, the minisodes are a lot more work but they seem to get a lot crazier

    • @SEB1991SEB
      @SEB1991SEB 2 года назад +1

      @@DarkSimpsons Lol, well it’s great work man. Keep it up!

  • @crusherm3316
    @crusherm3316 2 года назад +72

    Lil Lisa sure is doing Mr Plow proud!!!!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +27

      Haha, Lil Lisa Plow...

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 2 года назад

      The plowess
      Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong

    • @T4751001
      @T4751001 2 года назад +7

      This is why Lisa is always Homer's favorite

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 года назад +4

      That name again is 'Ms' Plow...

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 2 года назад +13

    1:05 - "Lisa Simpson, Master of the Double Life!"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Lol, now she's taken after mr plow too...

    • @Niallpro10
      @Niallpro10 3 месяца назад

      Bro the fact this was made before the song

    • @batboi6969
      @batboi6969 2 месяца назад +1

      “Ohhh, the thrill of the double life!” 💀💀

    • @Xavier.Snake.
      @Xavier.Snake. 2 месяца назад

      @@Niallpro10 bahahaha 💀

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 2 года назад +20

    Wouldn't mind a crack at Edna Krabapoly, tbf!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +4

      Sounds like a good time... ha!

  • @omaridaniels8427
    @omaridaniels8427 2 года назад +38

    1:55- "It's time to learn about love" could be the unofficial Dark Simpsons motto. Also, I'm treating this as the sequel to Lisa Likes Women and you can't stop me.

    • @nathanspradlin8570
      @nathanspradlin8570 2 года назад +2

      Eh. In a fucked up way it kinda makes sense

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Lol, Mr Plow taught me everything i know about love

  • @andorchadas7407
    @andorchadas7407 2 года назад +17

    Yet another episode that GAYve us so much joy! ....I am running out of puns

    • @scockery
      @scockery 2 года назад +1

      Did you expect any lez from Dark Simpsons?

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      😆👌 they had sax...

  • @Mijzelffan
    @Mijzelffan 2 года назад +14

    This one was incredibly good! The editing on this one was so smooth, my compliments

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      I appreciate the support! So glad you enjoyed it

    • @laravelisbullschitt3281
      @laravelisbullschitt3281 2 года назад +1

      I’ve seen better editing on Homers interview with Godfrey jones….

  • @Xolcm
    @Xolcm 2 года назад +13

    0:41
    I was expecting Bart to yell "Lisa's gay!" and that's how Marge finds out.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, i used that in the last lisa gay video

  • @murrayshekelberg9754
    @murrayshekelberg9754 2 года назад +32

    I guess we ran out of clips with Lisa biting suggestive foods. Now she just needs Maggie and maybe Grandpa and we will have undeniable evidence that veganism leads to degeneracy.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +10

      Lisa will return to suggestive foods again! I guarentee it

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 2 года назад +3

      I am bursting with anticipation. 😁

  • @BenjaMan64
    @BenjaMan64 2 года назад +5

    Wow. I was stupefied by the end. Truly, you seem to have an infinite talent for corrupting Simpsons content and coming up with new ideas. Amazing job, Dark Simpsons.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, wait for the next few videos... also very corrupted...

    • @BenjaMan64
      @BenjaMan64 2 года назад

      @@DarkSimpsons Looking forward to them.

  • @PalisadePeryton
    @PalisadePeryton Год назад +6

    Why was the scene with Lisa and Marge talking actually really wholesome?
    Edit: Aaaand there it is.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 2 года назад +19

    I'm still flummoxed on how they got Xtapolapocetl up there

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +6

      Yeah. Don't they keep the Olmec head in the basement?

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +3

      Haha, good question!

  • @whooh
    @whooh 2 года назад +4

    the Lisa Drool at 0:22 was a nice touch it just makes me laugh.

  • @dennisjansson6239
    @dennisjansson6239 2 года назад +13

    Really great & funny short about Lisa being obsessed with women. 🤣
    3:49 But there was only children Bart. 🤣

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 2 года назад +9

    The Mr. Plow jacket. Foreshadowing, but not the foreshadowing you were expecting.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Lol, what a coincidence haha

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 2 года назад

      @@DarkSimpsons 'Simpson Gene only carried on the Y chromosome', they said.
      Tell it to Mr. Plow!

  • @pattonramming1988
    @pattonramming1988 2 года назад +71

    Surprisingly tame compared to the last video I am shocked that Flanders didn't uncover the adult Webcam show in his house with Lisa coming to visit
    I'm even more suprised that Bart went to the hospital

    • @Someguyhere111
      @Someguyhere111 2 года назад +13

      Well those adult sites usually come with lots of viruses. Prolly needed to get laptop checked in.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 2 года назад +3

      I dunno, implied smut is just as fun.

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 2 года назад +1

      Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 2 года назад

      @@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 no sound is more frightening than Homer's orgasm

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +5

      Don't worry. Next week's episode will fix that.

  • @Kuriso2
    @Kuriso2 2 года назад +7

    Wow, you kept me guessing the whole time which direction the episode was gonna go! What twists! The "everyone found happiness" segment was amazing.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Lol, so glad you enjoyed it buddy!

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +13

    Heading back to this video I realize you're really good at getting reactions. When Lisa pulled out that calendar I said "oh no" out loud, and as soon as it cut to the list saying "spike drink" I said "OH NO" louder haha

  • @ericrhill
    @ericrhill 2 года назад +22

    Just like seeing a band live, DarkSimpsons saved the best stuff for the encore

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +2

      Check out my deflated overlord!

  • @Jordan-eq8zr
    @Jordan-eq8zr 4 месяца назад +72

    She’s 8💀 bro

    • @red_panda3204
      @red_panda3204 12 дней назад +1

      You don't complain when parents call their daughters future wifes for other sons, I BET

  • @majzhemertvyj.6616
    @majzhemertvyj.6616 2 года назад +23

    It's a 100% better than an actual episode of simpsons. :)

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Haha glad you enjoyed it

    • @ZMashXA
      @ZMashXA 2 года назад +1

      you shouldn't expect this kind of humor on the Simpsons 🫠

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад

      i'm between agreeing with you, in part, and wanting to run the other way. (run: mainly because incest.)

  • @MTV2O2O
    @MTV2O2O 2 года назад +9

    I think the LAW cares if that “hoo-hoo” or “ha-ha” is your *mother* 😂

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, not if she's under age! She can get away with it

  • @Ricardo_Rick
    @Ricardo_Rick 2 года назад +12

    When the video is too wholesome: "something is not right there"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +2

      Hahaha, waiting for the other shoe to drop

  • @animegamelover6368
    @animegamelover6368 2 года назад +9

    Guess Lisa is now the next Mr. Plow! Great work!!

  • @alexwilliams3078
    @alexwilliams3078 2 года назад +7

    There's a severe lack of dust on that Mr. Plow jacket...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +1

      Because he kept using it. Just...not to plow driveways.

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 2 года назад

      Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Haha, weird how he keeps it in the attic

  • @ProvectusNova
    @ProvectusNova 2 года назад +9

    04:29
    -Seamless, huh?
    -..., you're fired.

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 2 года назад +4

    I expected it to end with the machines blowing up and destroying the house, but this is good too.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Lol, the true dark simpsons villain os those damn machines! Now they'll smell!!

  • @maxxjapan619
    @maxxjapan619 10 месяцев назад +4

    So first Lisa has a late 2000s era Macintosh, then suddenly a 90s PC? What, are we supposed to believe Lisa just has two computers in her room and that she just switches back and forth from at random?
    I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder!

  • @TheGroundedAviator
    @TheGroundedAviator 2 года назад +2

    You're amazing, you start off with something beautiful and then never allow me to see a classic character the same way again!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, gotta make a happy beginning to get you to lower your guard

    • @TheGroundedAviator
      @TheGroundedAviator 2 года назад +1

      @@DarkSimpsons I'm past that now, I know you too well!

  • @Geno746
    @Geno746 2 года назад +18

    I'm glad that Lisa's video is well made and directed.

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 2 года назад +4

    Amazing as always. Keep up the great work!

  • @lanceuppercut_
    @lanceuppercut_ 2 года назад +4

    It feels good to be able to recognize what episode some random obscure audio clips come from

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha yeah, that's half the fun!

  • @DrBigt
    @DrBigt 2 года назад +2

    "What an ending!"
    Lol, that was hilarious.

  • @dontemorgan1517
    @dontemorgan1517 2 года назад +6

    Like father and daughter, Lisa is little Ms. Plow.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Lol, it runs in the family... bart isn't far off

    • @dontemorgan1517
      @dontemorgan1517 2 года назад

      @@DarkSimpsons Bart plow his sister. XD

  • @bigdaddyaen
    @bigdaddyaen 2 года назад +2

    I think we all learned an important lesson here today: seemingly small issues with large appliances should be dealt with quickly. They may escalate to larger issues with drastic and unforeseen consequences.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Agreed, clean clothes is necessary so that you don't turn to incest...

  • @MFool64
    @MFool64 2 года назад +5

    This is pretty Sweet Home Alabama🤣

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Hahaha, if only i had audio of lisa singing that song!

  • @shocker4510
    @shocker4510 2 года назад +11

    This isnt *all* that dark for a dark simpsons...
    3:25 "There it is!"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, if you paused there, then it'd be a happy ending

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 2 года назад +8

    Can’t wait for the seemless edit where Lisa suddenly becomes anime(they made a Death Note parody and tried to make it match the style)

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Ooo interesting, i haven't seen it yet!

  • @kidkilla11alex
    @kidkilla11alex 2 года назад +8

    I was just thinking, that things were going too nicely. Then Lisa saw Marge's picture and I knew what was coming next

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +2

      Haha, things can't be happy in the dark simpsons universe

  • @SL2797
    @SL2797 2 года назад +3

    And I thought the short about Homer dating Lisa was your darkest one...
    Excellently done!!

  • @diegocosta493
    @diegocosta493 2 года назад +8

    I think this was one of the darkest episodes without deaths ever

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      It's funny but some of the best ones don't have deaths lol... like every Mr Plow video

  • @darwincity
    @darwincity 2 года назад +7

    They went through their clothes in 20 minutes? Dang, there is a rational reason to explain the Simpsons lifestyles on a single income.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Haha, i feel like i go through all my clothes in 20 minutes too! Always so much laundry!

  • @Vintage_Ndn71
    @Vintage_Ndn71 2 года назад +6

    Marge: it’s time to learn about love
    Lisa: 🤨

  • @Idlehampster
    @Idlehampster 2 года назад +7

    4:24 The om nom nom noises. 😂

  • @frankjg1239
    @frankjg1239 2 года назад +3

    These get better with every upload

  • @matthewwelch4305
    @matthewwelch4305 2 года назад +29

    The sex video with his sister and mom sent Bart to the hospital (and yet he *still* watches it!...😆)
    Great edits and mixed scenes, and hey, that washer breakdown even advanced the plot! Well done! 😀

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +6

      Glad you enjoyed it buddy!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +1

      Maybe Bart broke into a hospital room to see it.

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 2 года назад +1

    I've watched so many of these I've become desensitized! "Slightly dark Simpsons". :p
    Great episode as always.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Haha, i've gotta step up my game

  • @morzemus1805
    @morzemus1805 2 года назад +17

    Gamer Bart still manages to be the most disturbing part of the video

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 2 года назад +8

      Still remember the days that Bart used to go to arcades just to play video games...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад

      ​@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Or the episodes where he has a console at home, like the one where Lisa cheats on her test and the school gets grant money or the one he burned on the episode where Lisa lives in a tree to protest logging.
      And I think it's funny Bart's in gamer mode when all he's doing (before he found Lisa's video) is playing an early-to-mid 2000s pop-up video of Principal Skinner getting put through a paper shredder. It's that mix of modern tech and outdated tech that I wish the canon Simpsons would do, but they're afraid of good ideas, so...

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +2

      Haha, what do you expect? That whole family is messed up!

  • @JamesSamson487
    @JamesSamson487 2 года назад +3

    Wow... that went darker than I thought it was going.
    Props...

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Lol, success! I consider this a win

  • @georgeheilman885
    @georgeheilman885 2 года назад +4

    That Mr Plow jacket was a nice bit of foreshadowing.

  • @juliancastro3975
    @juliancastro3975 4 месяца назад

    I love and hate how the creator makes the episodes so morbidly intriguing and adds such grim endings

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 2 года назад +3

    I feel like most Dark Simpsons videos can be summarized with the quote "There's something rotten in the Simpson house!"

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +1

      Just the ones that focus on The Simpsons. The ones about the other characters, like Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Hans Moleman, Mr. Burns, Moe the bartender, Lenny and Carl, etc., are more like twisted versions of actual episodes that focus on them.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +2

      I think it's that 6 foot hoagie...

  • @Thunderhawk51
    @Thunderhawk51 2 года назад +2

    This is perfection. I have nothing else to add.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      I have something to add... you're perfection.

  • @ShadesCat
    @ShadesCat 2 года назад +3

    great stuff as usual

  • @ZachariahWest
    @ZachariahWest 2 года назад +1

    Delicious! Dark Simpsons, every video you outstrip yourself in succulence!

  • @AmonDevilman
    @AmonDevilman 2 года назад +17

    I knew it wouldn't have ended with the wholesome ending and yet I kept watching it.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Lol, if you stopped there, you'd be happy..

  • @georgesretrochannel508
    @georgesretrochannel508 2 года назад +2

    Great Video! I Love it!

  • @raptorjesues1445
    @raptorjesues1445 2 года назад +4

    uh, that was actually very wholesome compared the the usuaaaaaaaah there it is :D

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад

      Hahaha, damnit dark simpsons! What's wrong with you?!

  • @SabinaBirca7979
    @SabinaBirca7979 7 месяцев назад +2

    Wow, first i thought this really appeared, but then i realised they are all cuts from different episodes lol

  • @keineangabe1804
    @keineangabe1804 2 года назад +4

    Behold a new flavor of darkness. Minor rapist is a whole new concept of dark. Somehow more horrible than murder.

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 года назад +5

    Lisa" "Oh, I'm not like the Mr. Plow at all. Some would say I'm the reverse."

  • @MattsMovieMadness
    @MattsMovieMadness 2 года назад +4

    Bart wanted to watch but he didn’t want get caught so he snuck into a hospital to watch it there instead 😂

  • @keineangabe1804
    @keineangabe1804 2 года назад +29

    Fun fact: in the eyes of the law Marge is actually the guilty party. Regardless of her state and who initiated what Lisa is automatically the victim.
    Now that's true horror.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 2 года назад +1

      I doubt that.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 2 года назад +5

      Minors are only exempted from first degree sex crimes, whereas this would be considered statutory and Lisa could, in fact, be charged. Although I did have to google quite a bit to find that, so still, kudos for the law puzzle!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +5

      Sounds like a case for lionel hutz!

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 2 года назад

      Tell that to Barbara Chandler😮

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +1

      It's almost as if the law perpetuates the idea that minors have no free will and are basically automatons

  • @isaiassaibene777
    @isaiassaibene777 2 года назад +5

    Simplemente , a masterpiece. Bravo!

  • @Epicdps
    @Epicdps 2 года назад +2

    Oh my god the laughing and cake eating noises XD

  • @rihanmiller
    @rihanmiller 2 года назад +6

    she needs her own show: LISA THE LEZZY

  • @narcopsy
    @narcopsy 2 года назад +2

    Amazing work

  • @morningblue84
    @morningblue84 2 года назад +3

    A rare Dark Simpsons episode where Homer is not the deviant in the family.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 года назад +1

      Lol, where do you think Lisa learned it from?

  • @davejay6855
    @davejay6855 2 года назад +1

    This is the best one yet... Darker Simpsons here we come...