I feel so dumb and it's a dumb question but when tf did he became the Dragon of Dojima? I might answer my own question but it could be those few years after Yakuza 0.
@@elaina2047 Must be. Man I haven't heard these names in so long. 2021 was full Yakuza while this year? Spider-Man. Must be because I'm 15 and you know it.
I can imagine the reactions if her Baka Mitai picture wouldn't be the Morning Glory one with the kids and Kiryu, but the one photo from the first game when she was a newborn when Yumi was still together with Jingu. I kinda want it now to happen just to see the reactions.
@KriegLord To be fair in Yakuza 0 he was 20 years old and he learned two of his fighting styles from watching other people (same goes for majima) And he also learned his trademark style from real estate So maybe by watching Date slap his daughter he learned Essence of Parenting
I CANT BELIEVE THIS, merely hours ago i remember this scene and i was thinking: "Wouldn't it be funny if when Kiryu slaps Haruka she starts singing bakamitai?" just as i come to RUclips to search for the clips to create my shitpost i found this in the recommended tab, I guess it's true... Great minds think alike.
Honestly for a man who literally has no parent experience. Spent majority of his life in the yakuza and always getting reeled back into it. Having ptsd of his friend and girlfriend dying. And his father figure literally telling him he’s the reason his actual parents are dead. It’s amazing how kiryu even still goes to protect Haruka and helping form her own path in life to get a bright future.
Honestly, if it was me. I wouldn't even bother. Why should anyone have to raise someone up, it's not like Kiryu is getting anything out of helping Haruka. Out of the goodwill of one's heart? Gimme a break. I can't roll my eyes enough at the prospect of helping another individual get ahead in life while the person in question is literally dead stuck on the loser train. P.S. Talking from experience.
edit: 500k views?! you guys are insane!! Thanks for stopping by! Since not many ppl read description, ill credit the work used in this vid here instead. Take care out there friends Yakuza modding madness Haruka secret boss battle: ruclips.net/video/DmOZDMcM1fo/видео.html Loli baka mitai: ruclips.net/video/DfwTCI2cGeY/видео.html&ab_channel=carimelle
"My parents beat me when I was a kid, and I turned out just fine-" The repressed PTSD they figured out they had the entire time, hitting in at 2 am along with a panic attack:
I literally could not stop laughing hysterically for a solid minute. I even started crying because of it 🤣. I then went to sleep, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I was still laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Some may not have noticed, due to the meme making us laugh and the audio near-matching Haruka's voice, but Kiryu was using *Majima's thug style* while doing *Dragon of Dojima* heat actions.
Imagine you slap your daughter to teach her a lesson, then she straight stares into your soul and sings your own song
@@diegograterol9550 The song translates "I love you" or something like that, Christ.
@@nightmaremono7363 I thought in the English version of the new game “Like A Dragon” it translates to “I’ve been a fool”
@@bradytorres9392 it litteraly means "i look like an idiot"
@@nightmaremono7363 i know but the video is about him beating his daughter
Then you perform a series of heat moves on her.
I like how this sounds like she really did sing bakamitai
wait.. she doesn't have her own baka mitai version?
@@yu6btemz nope
@@yu6btemz she cheers on akiyama (because he has the bakamitai) while he sings it atleast
@@jasonowens4780 so she actually sings the song baka mitai?
@@seongbinchoi917no
Jesus the more you watch the more wrong things you see
The way I see it, basically its the Yakuza 0 Majima Vs Nishiki fight. Majima is replaced with Kiryu and Nishiki is replaced with Haruka.
@@zenclinkz it’s a mod for Yakuza 0
@@TheUncivilizedNation besides the JoJo username, do you actually listen to REO Speedwagon? haha
Why is it thug why is it dragon what I can't do this shit anymore
@@zenclinkz I got into it recently. It’s really good
That's how asian parent work
Relatable
Agree but my dad bought a belt that's made in china so it hurt more
@@IJIKAI Math grades
@@NahFYM yea
@@IJIKAI I was given rabies
*Haruka’s fingers are so flexible.*
That sounded wrong in my head.
@@NahFYM She is eleven.
@@NahFYM Why don't u take a seat right there
@@NahFYM OK WHY
Everyone everyone, I am not into children, I’m not even an adult, I just simply said it sounded wrong in my head
You can tell Haruka is the real shit when she takes a direct hit from the Dragon of Dojima and she's still standing.
I feel so dumb and it's a dumb question but when tf did he became the Dragon of Dojima? I might answer my own question but it could be those few years after Yakuza 0.
@@MariusBoss11458 He was already an infamous yakuza before going to jail, so he must've earned it very early in his career.
@@MariusBoss11458 he earned the title after defeating shibusawa
@@MariusBoss11458 after beat the heck out of shibusawa
@@elaina2047 Must be. Man I haven't heard these names in so long. 2021 was full Yakuza while this year? Spider-Man. Must be because I'm 15 and you know it.
Asian Kid: Dad, I got a B on my report card.
This ensues.
Dame da ne. Dame yo dame na no yo
I feel like it’s weird she doesn’t have a Baka Mitai version, she’s gone through more shit than most of the characters
I've only played and beaten 0 through 3 does it get worse for her than it already has?
@@captaintoast4675 well maybe, but probably definitely yes
I can imagine the reactions if her Baka Mitai picture wouldn't be the Morning Glory one with the kids and Kiryu, but the one photo from the first game when she was a newborn when Yumi was still together with Jingu. I kinda want it now to happen just to see the reactions.
@@captaintoast4675 well since you asked yes very much so
@@mr.protagonist5639 Jesus christ its a good thing Kiryu takes care of her lol
Does that means if I slap my kid he's going to sing in perfect japanese
hmmm...
Worth a shot. Lol
Yeah! as long as your kid went through shit.
@@definitelynathaniel5987 *time for asian parenting*
You must follow the step that was in part after he slapped his daughter
The fact shes getting bodied in the background is killing me too.
The fact that you added "too" just made me cry of laugggggggggggh
@@sulky_demon4764 xd
And plus thug style lol, it's not even his fighting style lol
they probably modded the nishikiyama fight
Nagoshi: Kiryu won’t be debuting in any fighting games because he doesn’t want him beating up women.
This:
I mean, Kiryu kinda just learned this behavior off of Date slapping the shit out of Saya lol
Characters in Yakuza likes to slap women, bruh
@KriegLord To be fair in Yakuza 0 he was 20 years old and he learned two of his fighting styles from watching other people (same goes for majima)
And he also learned his trademark style from real estate
So maybe by watching Date slap his daughter he learned Essence of Parenting
Technically she still is not a 'woman' per say until she reaches 18...
@KriegLord really? I call the young ones girls and the adults women
Kiryu with thug style wtf
It's the Nishikiyama fight as Majima in 0 modded
@@zhaoyixiang3845 yeah but look at the heat actions he is using, Legend and Rush
@@FattyMcLangy prolly from yakuza kiwami then
@@postclarityrevelation6763 it's modded to just swap the moves around
He stole my shit NAAAAANIIIII???
The fact that Kiryu have half health near the end must've been a sign of a tough fight
When the asian child resists
Nothing like the sight of child abuse in the morning.
Daily occurrence in my asian neighbors household
Well where im from when i was a kid a word like child abuse didn't exist. And i bet the same go's for most asian countries.
@@batja2719 that's just really tragic
do American parents not discipline their children
@@reubensamuel6336 Yeah like parents can be toxic and shit but for god's sake, discipline isn't abuse.
She is so mature for her age. She doesnt even cry, she's just like "WTF Bro".
I came looking for copper...
I can't stop laughing.
@Demopublic Ball there's no gold
-Obama care
Found baka mitai
Me when I look for copper and can't stop laughing
"We at TeamFourStar do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious."
* slaps again*
kiryu: "DON'T EVER SING THAT SONG EVER AGAIN"
*slaps again*
kiryu: THATS MY SONG
@@crucible1084 *slaps again*
*Jugdement starts playing*
Kiryu: Not that 10 billion yen scene again
@@elaina2047 *nishiki and kashiwagi fade into existence*
*Haruka is dea-, err... I mean, stopped working haha...* 😅
*Slaps again*
Kiryu: You not are my daughter
I have several question
Don't, its how parenting works here in asia
@@infernohomura2941
B- in math is gonna grant you the stick of doom
@@surrk1057 moms conquer the continent with their sticks, but dads conquer the world with their belts
Relax if she can get kidnapped million times and not be traumatized she is fine
@@surrk1057 *A-
I want a mod which yakuza boss ever into haruka.
Picture this... Your Kiryu. Your in a sewage system. You hear the sound of a motor bike coming towards you. You see Haruka weilding a metal pipe
@@adistefano_ cuz mods
@@adistefano_ that's a mod already.
@@MERKSWW "OJII-SAAAAAAAAAAN"
Haruka be like: jo amon
I CANT BELIEVE THIS, merely hours ago i remember this scene and i was thinking: "Wouldn't it be funny if when Kiryu slaps Haruka she starts singing bakamitai?" just as i come to RUclips to search for the clips to create my shitpost i found this in the recommended tab, I guess it's true... Great minds think alike.
But fools rarely differ
@Purplebandit savage
What the fuck I thought the same thing this glitch in the matrix hits different bruh
Naw the algorithm is always listening
The fuck ? Why would you even have that idea in your mind in the first place tho ?
Kiryu literally beat a child to death in the background LMFAO
Honestly for a man who literally has no parent experience. Spent majority of his life in the yakuza and always getting reeled back into it. Having ptsd of his friend and girlfriend dying. And his father figure literally telling him he’s the reason his actual parents are dead. It’s amazing how kiryu even still goes to protect Haruka and helping form her own path in life to get a bright future.
Honestly, if it was me. I wouldn't even bother. Why should anyone have to raise someone up, it's not like Kiryu is getting anything out of helping Haruka. Out of the goodwill of one's heart? Gimme a break. I can't roll my eyes enough at the prospect of helping another individual get ahead in life while the person in question is literally dead stuck on the loser train.
P.S.
Talking from experience.
@@Evil_Beauty a really pessimistic perspective on it.
@@Evil_Beauty looks like you lost all sense of empathy and being a good person.
@@xXRealXx those who are heartless, once cared too much.
@@Evil_Beauty ot they didn't care at all cuz psychopaths exist
She straight up dies after that musical number
This should’ve been re-enacted on Glee
fight scene in the background was epic
I feel the thug style in the corner is the cherry on top
edit: 500k views?! you guys are insane!! Thanks for stopping by!
Since not many ppl read description, ill credit the work used in this vid here instead. Take care out there friends
Yakuza modding madness Haruka secret boss battle:
ruclips.net/video/DmOZDMcM1fo/видео.html
Loli baka mitai:
ruclips.net/video/DfwTCI2cGeY/видео.html&ab_channel=carimelle
Wait what
Reasonable why you want to get credit. Most of the video is those 2 combined plus fan edit of her deepfaked.
His daughter is very tough
Lol
Somehow Kiryu beating Haruka matches the beat of baka mitai
Did you ever hear Haruka be rude or whine like a spoiled brat after this? Then Kriyu did his job.
Kiryu bitch slapped her and she never complained again
Twitter Parents: Kids these days need more discipline!
The "discipline":
Discipline in the background 😂😂
"My parents beat me when I was a kid, and I turned out just fine-"
The repressed PTSD they figured out they had the entire time, hitting in at 2 am along with a panic attack:
@@BloodInTheStrawberries - by a whiteboy.
The bitch slap at the end and Haruka's reaction was just priceless.
I wonder when will this be in everyones' recommendations. 🤔
today
Today
Today
Today
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how the younger sibling gets hit: 0:12
what the younger sibling tells their parents: 0:15
I have watched this 8 times, and I am still laughing
EDIT: it has now been 3 weeks, still laughing
Now come back and watch it again for nostalgia
Throwback time.
Kiryu not joining tekken because he not gonna hurt woman
Also kiryu :
When you're winning an argument with your parents
From watching kpop to this
Best thing ever 😂😂😂
Now Haruka singing Baka Mitai is my new Sleep Paralysis Demon
Lmfao I wasnt expecting this. Holy shit lol.
She brought home an A.
It was no A+, so this is normal parenting.
Still better than a lot of "parenting" nowadays.
OMG, this is hysterical, i'm crying!
RUclips recommendations doing a good job for once!
I literally could not stop laughing hysterically for a solid minute. I even started crying because of it 🤣. I then went to sleep, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I was still laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Kiryu "This is for all that Idol shit in Yakuza 5!"
“I’m such a mess, I’m lost I’m no good at this”
0:25 best move : "Doubroo crushin fistoh" followed by a death knee
In his defense, he had outdated parenting and he'd been in the slammer for a decade.
Nope, she deserved that shit. 😀😀
Maybe Kazama trained him this way
10 years in the joint made him a usual japanese parent
Here before it goes viral
It's heartbreaking to watch a child plunge into sorrow. It's an image you can't forget.
yeah after the tiger drop that's sad.
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a while that does not involve putting a taser in your pants
What's the problem ? I see nothing there,that's what my dad might do too
how to parenting your children?
*Asian Parent Work:*
I'd be tempted to throw hands too if I was approached by a giant mascot lookin child, ngl
10 years in the joint made you a good parent
*Visible Confusion
Date is there and he let Kiryu get away with child abuse. Some cop you are.
The most random thing I'll see in the next 22 years.
You can do better.
I just about DIED
Top 10 most wholesome father and daughter moment
What he did vs how it felt
I was also expecting a Tiger Drop moment but these do not disappoint.
Kiryu really went
*[LOVE YOURSELF! NOW!]*
I love that Haruka sings Baka Mitai.
Me hitting my brother: 0:12
How he explains it to Mom: 0:15
Haruka singing Bakamitai while Kiryu beats her up in the background
Don't worry guys, this is just some normal day in Asia.
Relateable.
Hello brother
Some may not have noticed, due to the meme making us laugh and the audio near-matching Haruka's voice, but Kiryu was using *Majima's thug style* while doing *Dragon of Dojima* heat actions.
Lol Kiryu slapped Haruka and then he fights Haruka. Double LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
when you parenting you child so good that she can beat karaoke 100%
I some how find my way back to this video
Approved
THIS MADE MY COUGH SO MUCH WORSE BUT I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES 😭😭
0:12 Shut up
Haruka just dead at the end.
That slap giving her serious PTSD flashbacks 😅
Wow that was well made 👍👏
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY ?, THINK HARUKA! THINK
I only noticed the background scenes on my second watch
Haruka is dieded
no more Yakuza 6: the song of life for you
Why is Kiryu using *DRAGON* Heat Finishers in *THUG* mode?!
Dude... i don't know how many times I've watched this but everytime I do it gets funnier and funnier
Wtf this is so cursed 😭
Must. Protect. Haruka
the real reason why the pc port of the series was so late .
why did you do this lmaoo
*He slapped the music out of her.*
As an asian child, I can confirm that this is how my mother disciplined me.
Poor Little Girl
I really didn’t see that coming ...
Slap so clean she starts getting Nam flashbacks
The father i aspire to be
After watching this again after a month I now notice Kiryu absolutely shitting on her
Good shit™
Asian parents when you know theyre aftrer the 10 milliyon yen:
I didnt know Kiryu was a mom
this is a work of art, thank you
Everyone:this how asians care for there kids
Me:Is it a voice an impression someone did or the actually character voice singing
hey at least he did teached Haruka about singing well
pretty voice!
No one is safe from the Dragon Of Dojima.
kiryu would never hit a woman
girls on the other hand...
*"I see a number of things wrong here."*
Eh, seems good parenting to me. Why do you think haruka is so mature and smart?