Open Thoughts with Bert Kreischer

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @ajordanfuller20
    @ajordanfuller20 7 месяцев назад +843

    This might actually be the duo we never knew we needed

    • @charismalorelye4516
      @charismalorelye4516 7 месяцев назад +5

      Agree 💯

    • @kenstewart7163
      @kenstewart7163 7 месяцев назад +35

      Type shit

    • @mcleankristen2
      @mcleankristen2 7 месяцев назад +2

      I'm in total agreement!!🎉🎉🎉

    • @lungamasuku6872
      @lungamasuku6872 6 месяцев назад +3

      This duo might be the one to bring unity between the two races!🥰

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm 6 месяцев назад +1

      This is what Bart needed-someone honestly reacting to what the ^**% he says!

  • @ReverendSparkles
    @ReverendSparkles 7 месяцев назад +197

    I did not expect this to be such a dynamic duo. I don't think I've ever seen Marco break so many times. 😂😂😂

  • @tuttietalkssense
    @tuttietalkssense 6 месяцев назад +46

    9:00 Bret having an explanation for every question Marco had for that dad joke is absolutely hilarious. They should do improv together. 😂😂😂

  • @twylaharper5549
    @twylaharper5549 7 месяцев назад +766

    Him saying pause, no cap, & type shit but questioning whether it was right or not 😂😂😂

    • @kayemkm1703
      @kayemkm1703 7 месяцев назад +9

      RIGHT🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sznofotto
      @Sznofotto 7 месяцев назад +31

      Nah he got type shit down pact 😭 he just can’t say no cap

    • @chriswilson8434
      @chriswilson8434 7 месяцев назад +10

      I’m a new fan of Bert

    • @BlasianGoddess34
      @BlasianGoddess34 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Lundondior
      @Lundondior 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dying 😂

  • @PjButter
    @PjButter 7 месяцев назад +27

    This has to be MY FAVORITE episode ever!!! Marco met his match. I laughed so hard and so many times. I loved how much he made Marco laughed that’s how you know he was hilarious! Love Bert!!!

  • @NaomiGoldWrites
    @NaomiGoldWrites 7 месяцев назад +703

    OMG… I’ve never seen Marco laugh like this at a guest. 🤣

    • @royalvibes4433
      @royalvibes4433 7 месяцев назад +2

      He’s not even laughing 🤔 & if he does/did it’s not even a real actual laugh

    • @faintsignalx
      @faintsignalx 7 месяцев назад +55

      @@royalvibes4433 that's cap. type shit.

    • @allegory9693
      @allegory9693 7 месяцев назад

      @@royalvibes4433 You didn't even watch the whole interview 🤔 & if you did then you're too autistic to know the difference between when he fake laughed vs. real laughed

    • @worldwise2023
      @worldwise2023 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@royalvibes4433 he never fake laughs fool.
      He tries hard not to laugh and actually did a lot.
      You know why? Cuz it was fckin funny

    • @The_serg
      @The_serg 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@royalvibes4433he told you?

  • @nadiakriz5823
    @nadiakriz5823 7 месяцев назад +126

    THIS EPISODE WAS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST. 💯
    And I’ve seen em all. Lolol so good. Good job Bert!!❤😂😂😂

    • @kmb_jr
      @kmb_jr 7 месяцев назад +4

      💯💯💯💯💯

  • @Scottieohmy
    @Scottieohmy 6 месяцев назад +33

    Bert is the first guest to make Marco laugh as much 😂 honestly the funniest episode so far! I’m not sure why it doesn’t have millions of view yet!

    • @KaleemClarkson
      @KaleemClarkson 5 месяцев назад

      When asked have you ever shit I tune shower and had to stomp it 🤣😂🤣

  • @Assassinkid23
    @Assassinkid23 7 месяцев назад +444

    His ass said "Oh no not Chicago, i can only do soft projects"😭😭😂

    • @MossoFit
      @MossoFit 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TBP2023
      @TBP2023 6 месяцев назад +7

      😭Fr I was really trying to think where’s a soft project🤔 the projects is the projects bru they all the same 😂😂

    • @TommyStarks7
      @TommyStarks7 6 месяцев назад +5

      I live in Chicago and I was immediately like don’t come out here. Although most of our projects have been torn down

    • @MessiahGables
      @MessiahGables 6 месяцев назад +2

      I Love what he does it deep on so many levels

    • @xcv1923
      @xcv1923 6 месяцев назад +7

      or Oakland lmao damn. Im from Oakland and I agree which sucks to say

  • @kaysmoke_
    @kaysmoke_ 7 месяцев назад +248

    “No cap, I killed on stage. Got a lil loose, pause.” Then looked his way for confirmation 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @lifewithbreion1392
    @lifewithbreion1392 7 месяцев назад +156

    "We was both 9 but he older than me now" 😂😂😂.. bruh!!

    • @Wxlfstealth.
      @Wxlfstealth. 7 месяцев назад +13

      "she aint that tall, she like 6'7"" 😭😭😭

    • @0427rjc
      @0427rjc 6 месяцев назад +1

      I thought I was trippin 😅😂

  • @khahlisom_music
    @khahlisom_music 7 месяцев назад +119

    Marco broke character so many times on this one 🤣
    I love it!

  • @nomtygwamanda1471
    @nomtygwamanda1471 6 месяцев назад +9

    Absolutely love BERT ... his sense of humour matched Marco's, that's why he kept laughing so much... marco has never laughed this much😂😂🤣🤣🤣💯🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @dfield3dg
    @dfield3dg 7 месяцев назад +413

    “I Fiddy Da Pool” Is Crazy

    • @kayemkm1703
      @kayemkm1703 7 месяцев назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @samkelothwala4587
      @samkelothwala4587 7 месяцев назад +19

      No cap😂😂

    • @JustKoolie
      @JustKoolie 7 месяцев назад +21

      type shii

    • @salihali
      @salihali 7 месяцев назад +16

      Saw that shit coming a mile away!

    • @SittingRare
      @SittingRare 7 месяцев назад +10

      I actually was ctfu

  • @jcurttt
    @jcurttt 7 месяцев назад +71

    when Bert said "this episode is brought to you by the police" i died laughing

    • @PoetSherrod
      @PoetSherrod 7 месяцев назад +1

      Noon forreal 😂caught me off guard

  • @darianlouis847
    @darianlouis847 7 месяцев назад +206

    I never seen someone match Marco energy like this 💀

    • @charismalorelye4516
      @charismalorelye4516 7 месяцев назад +16

      Threw me off too. Complete match - we need another episode

    • @muemanzomo8222
      @muemanzomo8222 6 месяцев назад +6

      John cena

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 6 месяцев назад +2

      John Cena did it better than anyone. Andrew Santino was Bobbi's best guest.
      I don't see how people see Bert as top-tier. He's a trust fund baby. Without unlimited funds, we would not know who he is. Nobody goes to Florida State for 7 years without daddy building a new dorm.

    • @itsmtrix6230
      @itsmtrix6230 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheDwightMambathe dude still built his own name and is doing more than you ever will quit with the jealousy it’s not good for your health

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 6 месяцев назад

      @@itsmtrix6230 art is subjective and I think he sucks.

  • @marcusmack4628
    @marcusmack4628 6 месяцев назад +12

    When he said BIG DAWG. … i was dead😂😂😂

  • @brownsugarglamour
    @brownsugarglamour 7 месяцев назад +252

    “I’ll only do soft projects, give me a start project” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chiffonmarie
    @chiffonmarie 7 месяцев назад +85

    "She not that tall, probably around 6'8" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @etherealE777
    @etherealE777 7 месяцев назад +202

    The way Marco dragged that joke out was hilarious 😂

    • @sugaring3921
      @sugaring3921 6 месяцев назад +6

      Took me out. And was shocked how seriously Bert took it omg was so funny

  • @JNealOfficial
    @JNealOfficial 7 месяцев назад +18

    Ying and yang! This was so funny and love how they low key really respect eachother and think eachother are funny!! Great one Marco. Going to watch Bone Crusher now

  • @JoeMills-m7q
    @JoeMills-m7q 7 месяцев назад +191

    The 50 cent and mr.t joke yo nothing like a what I like to call... a freestyle off the dome story telling classic 😂😂😂

    • @dunc1156
      @dunc1156 7 месяцев назад +26

      Type shit😅

    • @El_Nyambo
      @El_Nyambo 6 месяцев назад +7

      No Cap

    • @bbear1228
      @bbear1228 6 месяцев назад

      @@dunc1156😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MzMinniema
    @MzMinniema 7 месяцев назад +51

    “ I heard about her she’s very handsome” WHAT Marco 😂😂😂

  • @ladyd212011
    @ladyd212011 7 месяцев назад +77

    😭😭😭🤣🤣"I like words, I just don't like how they represent themselves" -Bert Krischer

  • @connorhough1304
    @connorhough1304 7 месяцев назад +21

    These are the 2 best personalities on the internet right now 🤣🤣 every second of this was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣😭. I didn’t know it was possible for Marco to break character SO MANY TIMES 🤣🤣

  • @rizzy_russ
    @rizzy_russ 7 месяцев назад +67

    Bert got the black impression on lock. Especially with that scenario.💯😂😂😂

    • @DestinyHicks294
      @DestinyHicks294 6 месяцев назад +3

      Time stamp ?

    • @Jackboi248
      @Jackboi248 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@DestinyHicks294 around 1:08:19

  • @tirzahtv
    @tirzahtv 7 месяцев назад +54

    THE QUICK CUT TO THE SANDALS & BLUE TOOOOESSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂 18:50

    • @Narped
      @Narped 6 месяцев назад +2

      I KNOOOOW

  • @pSmurf954
    @pSmurf954 7 месяцев назад +82

    Episode is classic. I haven’t seen cuz break before. 😂😂😂 Shit was gold 🤙🏽

  • @JustKoolie
    @JustKoolie 7 месяцев назад +16

    I think this is Marco best interview, genuine convo and Bert went along with his BS ( like telling the Mr.T joke ) real great job 👏

  • @AuroraMcMahan
    @AuroraMcMahan 7 месяцев назад +58

    Lmfaoo Bert not understanding Marco when he said sidewalk 😂 Marcos face 16:08 😭😭😭😭

  • @ladyt4219
    @ladyt4219 6 месяцев назад +13

    "i like words. I dont like the way they represent themselves" fuxxin top notch statement

  • @jaz6774
    @jaz6774 7 месяцев назад +57

    I was hesitant on watching this one lol but I’m so glad I did. I laughed most of this video 😂

  • @tangixo3563
    @tangixo3563 7 месяцев назад +28

    How has no one noticed that Marco has his guest's name misspelled on the title of this video?!?!?😂😂😂 This is everything!!!

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 6 месяцев назад +3

      You do know that's his real name right? 😆

  • @u.bridgesbuddah8197
    @u.bridgesbuddah8197 7 месяцев назад +116

    After he said this episode is brought to you by the Police.... i cracked up laughing for 3mins lol

  • @MiguelRodriguez-kz7ec
    @MiguelRodriguez-kz7ec 7 месяцев назад +11

    Bro this is way too funny. Never seen Marco laughing like this before. Why this has no views?

  • @KG-lq8cn
    @KG-lq8cn 7 месяцев назад +16

    By far, my favorite episode! They’re great together!!!

  • @Assassinkid23
    @Assassinkid23 7 месяцев назад +27

    "LATISHA! LATISHA! GET THE STRAP😂😂 I STAND ON MY BUSINESS"😂😂😂

  • @stewartdowouis9218
    @stewartdowouis9218 7 месяцев назад +111

    He BROKE Marco with that Freddy Krueger dream! 😂 35:48

    • @kayemkm1703
      @kayemkm1703 7 месяцев назад +1

      LMBO🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkcocoakiss
      @darkcocoakiss 7 месяцев назад

      Stripper with long nails 😂😂😂

    • @chingaching
      @chingaching 7 месяцев назад +4

      The visual of gently scratching the back lol

    • @sperez3275
      @sperez3275 7 месяцев назад +7

      See u in a liiitle bit

    • @309911352
      @309911352 6 месяцев назад +2

      I don't think he has ever broke like tht😂😂😂

  • @nimrod619
    @nimrod619 7 месяцев назад +8

    I've never seen Marco break so much... i love it. Bert is awesome

  • @aniussunbolt
    @aniussunbolt 7 месяцев назад +76

    “I Fiddy the Pool!” 😂

  • @0601MiMi
    @0601MiMi 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m so glad that I watched this one! This duo was effortlessly hilarious! Bert definitely matched Marco’s energy and the way Marco couldn’t contain his laughter speaks volumes about their chemistry. 10/10!

  • @bornmayo2611
    @bornmayo2611 7 месяцев назад +91

    That man said Angela Badu😭😭😭😭 I love him

  • @Rare7Breed
    @Rare7Breed 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love this interview. It’s always good when both parties have a good personality

  • @smokeandchillpodcast
    @smokeandchillpodcast 7 месяцев назад +93

    Bert is definitely hilarious 😂 no 🧢

  • @D-Fly_Gaming
    @D-Fly_Gaming 7 месяцев назад +17

    Bruhhh when Bert did Draft kings and Marco back door wit Prize Picks 😂😂😂

  • @kaysmoke_
    @kaysmoke_ 7 месяцев назад +134

    “This episode was brought to you by the police.” Ayoooo I’m hollering 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @tyishalashay1871
      @tyishalashay1871 7 месяцев назад +4

      I LOST IT!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrusi29
      @mrusi29 6 месяцев назад +1

      So good

  • @Miss_Yaya206
    @Miss_Yaya206 7 месяцев назад +28

    How the hell did Bert end up wit Marco!!!! 😂 now u need Theo Von & Bobby Lee on here next!! That would be HILARIOUSSSSS!!! C’mon Marco make it happen! 😂👏🏼

  • @CesarCuison-j6w
    @CesarCuison-j6w 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yooo, Marco. This interview is now my most favorite, and one of the best interactions of you as well as Berts I've ever watched, no cap. For sure to go down as a classic in the future to come. Please collaborate with Bert on anything, there's a genuine chemistry with the two of you!

  • @1god2savem34
    @1god2savem34 7 месяцев назад +31

    I knew from the beginning that Marco wasn’t going to be able keep a straight face during this interview. Bert is effortlessly hilarious!

  • @zoequinn272
    @zoequinn272 6 месяцев назад +5

    Marco snorting when Bert does has me crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saraankerson7615
    @saraankerson7615 7 месяцев назад +9

    I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS AND IT'S ACTUALLY OVER AN HOUR LONG

  • @alite3928
    @alite3928 7 месяцев назад +18

    Never ever seen Marco laugh like this 😂😅😅😂😅😂😅😂

  • @DavX2
    @DavX2 7 месяцев назад +138

    Naw the role play was hilarious ‘’hey meet my sister she’s never been with a black guy”😂😂😂

  • @GiamCácereß
    @GiamCácereß 6 месяцев назад +10

    We might need a part two on this one champ

  • @reymarti
    @reymarti 7 месяцев назад +11

    Legendary !!!! I love to see the cultures collide

  • @shawtyrone4207
    @shawtyrone4207 7 месяцев назад +16

    Bert is just naturally a goofball 😂😂

  • @MaseratiDuke
    @MaseratiDuke 7 месяцев назад +8

    Great episode, wasn’t expecting them to vibe off each other.

  • @htxkmf2443
    @htxkmf2443 7 месяцев назад +14

    “Let me introduce you to my sister. She’s never been with a black guy before. Her dads gonna go crazy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadoe787
    @jadoe787 7 месяцев назад +15

    Dude went from "My man" to "Brother" 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @GodMadeEssence
    @GodMadeEssence 6 месяцев назад +6

    “Take all the soul outta yourself” 😂😂

  • @TalksWithTiaThePodcast
    @TalksWithTiaThePodcast 7 месяцев назад +23

    It’s so funny when you can tell Marco wants to laugh but he’s really holding back 😂😭😭

    • @mrbarco5435
      @mrbarco5435 7 месяцев назад

      He let a bunch out😅😅😅

  • @roselove9239
    @roselove9239 7 месяцев назад +16

    Funnnnniest one YET 😂
    Every time they blur his face n voice I die laughing 😂😂😂

  • @zaydestiny
    @zaydestiny 7 месяцев назад +7

    Bert outmarco, Marco in this interview 😂. Legendary

  • @PizzaWithPowers
    @PizzaWithPowers 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Bert always gets so emotional when he talks about how grateful he is ❤

  • @ConnerVader
    @ConnerVader 7 месяцев назад +9

    This revived bert in my eyes. Really good episode.

    • @nosaj666
      @nosaj666 7 месяцев назад

      for real.

  • @PinkQueen78
    @PinkQueen78 7 месяцев назад +3

    This interview was so good, y’all complement each other for sure.

  • @Lundondior
    @Lundondior 7 месяцев назад +13

    This has got to be the funniest shit to me 🤣 laughed the whole way through

  • @Waylons2ndMama
    @Waylons2ndMama 6 месяцев назад +1

    Never seen marco laugh so much and break character 😂 love when he does bc its so genuine. And love bert of course, so had to watch this!

  • @rdgraves15
    @rdgraves15 7 месяцев назад +7

    The set up for the Mr T punchline was so good i could picture the pool party lmaooooo

  • @ashleyreid422
    @ashleyreid422 7 месяцев назад +10

    Definitely your top 3 funniest videos Marco! 😂😂

  • @NoName-qf2ks
    @NoName-qf2ks 7 месяцев назад +11

    “But I got it in there .. pause .. type shit ? “ 😂

  • @darkcocoakiss
    @darkcocoakiss 7 месяцев назад +14

    He had Marco cracking up the entire episode 😂😂😂😂 his use of no cap and pause were spot on!
    Hilarious interview and his Blackcent was 😂😂😂 “LATISHA” 😂😂😂

  • @kjerstinlynn
    @kjerstinlynn 7 месяцев назад +7

    I think Marco met his match. This interview was amazing!

  • @adubfree
    @adubfree 6 месяцев назад +3

    Underrated quote “I don’t think vocal cords shouldn’t develop until you are 35” 😂

  • @sokoblak3613
    @sokoblak3613 7 месяцев назад +26

    This episode is brought to you by the police….. 😂😂

  • @xDesired12x
    @xDesired12x 3 месяца назад +3

    “Tell me the kind of black guy I am too.” Bruh… 😂😂😂

  • @BrokeConversations
    @BrokeConversations 7 месяцев назад +17

    Burt crying was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingaling44
    @kingaling44 7 месяцев назад +11

    Marco met his match. This is good shit😂

  • @cubaknow
    @cubaknow 7 месяцев назад +4

    People just got to meet Bert! He’s a MONSTER watch the Machine special

  • @sarenitybooker
    @sarenitybooker 6 месяцев назад +2

    The cut away 'Not all yall got cute kids" sent me to the moon🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freshpurplenikes
    @freshpurplenikes 7 месяцев назад +78

    Burnt Chrysler 🍿😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @shaniquarolle5136
    @shaniquarolle5136 7 месяцев назад +3

    This was the best hands down. Entertaining and enlightening. ❤

  • @andrewnell7037
    @andrewnell7037 7 месяцев назад +5

    This might be my favorite ep

  • @whitwhitwhitnee7869
    @whitwhitwhitnee7869 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is hands-down, the funniest interview I have ever seen in my life I cannot breathe

  • @bladebrown9910
    @bladebrown9910 7 месяцев назад +24

    I knew he was gonna say I FITTYED DA POOL 😂😂😂😂

    • @Imsodepressedcomments
      @Imsodepressedcomments 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me too after like 3 minutes

    • @troyizzle9983
      @troyizzle9983 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me too. Marco gave me a little more time to think with all his goofiness😂

  • @1223jns
    @1223jns 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is gold! The duo I didn’t know I needed 😂

  • @AnchoringHighFrequency
    @AnchoringHighFrequency 7 месяцев назад +12

    Best one yet

  • @kayemkm1703
    @kayemkm1703 7 месяцев назад +4

    It's crazy I'm watching this over again already, this was so hilarious🤣🤣

  • @__n3ptr_
    @__n3ptr_ 7 месяцев назад +6

    one of the best no... no.. no cap right

  • @IAMprod7x
    @IAMprod7x 7 месяцев назад +5

    27:49 - 27:59 🤣🤣🤣🫶🏽
    Loving the live directing. Funny Marco is next level in his very own way…

  • @TEE_SUNSHINE
    @TEE_SUNSHINE 3 месяца назад +2

    This is hilarious 😂 1:07:57 bruhhhh the hell nahhh sent me 😂💀🤣 Lateshaaa

  • @SxucyArmani1
    @SxucyArmani1 7 месяцев назад +9

    1:07:02 "I've been waiting for this for my whole life" 😂😂😂😂

    • @MossoFit
      @MossoFit 7 месяцев назад +2

      "My man!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TRIBAdelSOL.UNIverSOL-DRAGON
    @TRIBAdelSOL.UNIverSOL-DRAGON 7 месяцев назад +3

    Leticia...Leticia Get my Strap.. I 'm standing on business😂😂😂

  • @joymichelle2504
    @joymichelle2504 7 месяцев назад +14

    This whole interview if funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @kyeashapeterson398
    @kyeashapeterson398 7 месяцев назад +2

    This was funny! He even had Marco laughing!!! This was a great episode.
    #KeepGoingMarco🙌🏾❤️

  • @screamkay96f
    @screamkay96f 7 месяцев назад +4

    “That sounds like weed” as I finish rolling up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MyPluggLuvsMe
    @MyPluggLuvsMe 6 месяцев назад +1

    I've never seen Marco smile so much lol. This was a good interview.

  • @Pablodione.escobar
    @Pablodione.escobar 6 месяцев назад +7

    Lmao why tf was this 50 cent story so long 😭😭😭

  • @requelstegall3825
    @requelstegall3825 6 месяцев назад

    I just LOVE this!!!! That “sigh” after Bert said “take the soul out of you” had me cracking up!!!

  • @Enlightened08
    @Enlightened08 6 месяцев назад +4

    Aye aye ease up on Chicago😂 My man said give me a "starter project!" 😂😂😂