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  • play here!! wee: www.roblox.com...
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    Today I play Roblox cruise story............................. watch

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 4 года назад +1187

    "Move fatty!"
    *him getting upset about being called fat in every Cleetus episode*

    • @smallsavage1297
      @smallsavage1297 4 года назад +15

      CranberryPlayz I learn that fact more and more with every video. XD

    • @sophiabrooks4001
      @sophiabrooks4001 4 года назад +8

      @@smallsavage1297 yes

    • @dreamii._
      @dreamii._ 4 года назад +4

      Small Savage true lol-new sub

    • @anpu8453
      @anpu8453 4 года назад +5

      CranberryPlayz indeed.

    • @simplybunbun3714
      @simplybunbun3714 4 года назад +5

      Albert: MOVE FATTY
      *He is the person who made that character**

  • @sphynxilly5871
    @sphynxilly5871 4 года назад +2693

    “Bring me a child.”
    Every day, one child is sacrificed to Albert.

  • @sebpan5412
    @sebpan5412 4 года назад +4539

    Idea: When somebody sleeps in roleplay, sent them into a dream/nightmare depending on their personality.
    Edit: Credit to my sister "The cup ate my shoe"

  • @esperate
    @esperate 3 года назад +3416

    oh! that’s not…

    • @amerax4566
      @amerax4566 3 года назад +112

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Rantasalmi47
      @Rantasalmi47 3 года назад +151

      Loooooooooooooooooooooooool
      Stop
      I said stop!
      Dont go down
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around
      And desert you!

    • @qshade4443
      @qshade4443 3 года назад +104

      @@Rantasalmi47 I should have listened

    • @Rantasalmi47
      @Rantasalmi47 3 года назад +37

      @@qshade4443 ik

    • @WhitNotWhite
      @WhitNotWhite 3 года назад +17

      Lol

  • @galaxyking7509
    @galaxyking7509 4 года назад +723

    Idea: make it so every time there's different natural disasters on Life in Paradise

  • @kk-kb1hf
    @kk-kb1hf 4 года назад +281

    The person who was dressed as Albert and now is watching the video is probably going insane rn

  • @skylandersfan305
    @skylandersfan305 4 года назад +6169

    I like that almost all of his thumbnails are him killing someone or being killed

  • @KitCatsTaverna
    @KitCatsTaverna Год назад +281

    This reminds me of that one time Albert shared us a traumatic story of him being locked in his mother's room while Titanic played on repeat for hours.

    • @TurtTheGenocideTurtle
      @TurtTheGenocideTurtle 9 месяцев назад +7

      yeah lol

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 6 месяцев назад +13

      omg where did he say that

    • @maddie..yan6er358
      @maddie..yan6er358 4 месяца назад +5

      @@bigclitenergy ik im late but i think when he played sharkbite

    • @ava8d801
      @ava8d801 3 месяца назад +2

      Well it was more his mom locked him is HIS room and was kinda jus forced to watch titanic on repeat.

    • @artisticsyrian
      @artisticsyrian 3 месяца назад +1

      HELP I JS REMEMBERED THIS 😭😭😭

  • @fairytwinkle9701
    @fairytwinkle9701 4 года назад +233

    things flamingo has taught me:
    1. nothing in life is free
    2. death comes to us all one day
    3. i am an idiot
    4. to spit up my walls
    5. nobody even compares to PrettiestGirlHotStuff 💅
    WHY IS EVERYONE REPLYING WITH THIS FACE ‘👁👄👁’

    • @ockcockcuwu
      @ockcockcuwu 4 года назад +11

      👁👄👁

    • @cheeseam48
      @cheeseam48 4 года назад +8

      @@ockcockcuwu 👁///👄///👁 [lmao just a face

    • @thetimeywimeycornerofhisto4954
      @thetimeywimeycornerofhisto4954 4 года назад +13

      Welcome to the flamingo office tours! Before you come in, here are some rules:
      Don't touch anything, it's priceless.
      Be amazed.
      Don't get lost in the junk.
      DON'T TOUCH THE WALLS... TRUST ME, DON'T TOUCH THEM!

    • @enemytruck9798
      @enemytruck9798 4 года назад +7

      👁///👅///👁

    • @zentho3703
      @zentho3703 4 года назад +9

      👁️👁️👅👁️👁️
      👁️

  • @lololveryfun2588
    @lololveryfun2588 4 года назад +605

    Albert:"Sometimes Being bad is a good thing"
    In video:
    -Trespassing rooms
    -using lifeboat on the ship
    -playing around with electric switches
    -murdered the captain
    -using auto clicker
    -using a gun that actually kill people
    -exiling other people
    -keeping the necklace for himself
    -made the ghost cry because he didn't give him his treasure
    -mutated into a villain

  • @babyman_awesome
    @babyman_awesome 4 года назад +208

    Life scheduele:
    -Watch flamingo
    -Repeat

  • @Sirfryingpan
    @Sirfryingpan 2 года назад +86

    8:56
    “IT DAMAGED ME!”
    *continues to eat it*

  • @ElleBryan
    @ElleBryan 4 года назад +102

    guy he was racing: looks exactly like his main accounts character*
    Albert:FATTY!!
    also Albert: NOO NOT FAT NOT FAT NOT FATTTTTT

  • @n1aaandkitty761
    @n1aaandkitty761 4 года назад +525

    Everyone: freaking out
    Albert: “I think something’s wrong with my blinds.”

    • @psdm
      @psdm 4 года назад +5

      rte

    • @me_lon3259
      @me_lon3259 4 года назад +4

      Flamingo: If i die i have to go diearia
      Also Flamingo: Here let me reset to save you all

    • @mauvsstuff4742
      @mauvsstuff4742 4 года назад +2

      Well, I mean, if my windows were Z-fighting with themselves, I'd be acknowledging it as well.

    • @fwheel12
      @fwheel12 4 года назад

      5:04

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 года назад

      Th℮ id℮a to 𝐎btain 11K R💲 i shared it 😫
      🙂
      😏
      Stu travagliatu per ragazzi mi deve pruvà si

  • @varuyh
    @varuyh 4 года назад +397

    Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

    • @chloeclemmer9231
      @chloeclemmer9231 4 года назад +8

      THATS SO GOOD

    • @Onetruefreeman
      @Onetruefreeman 4 года назад +5

      Inoob8C u copied this but I’m fine with this because ur a fellow epic gamer chill flamingo fan

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +1

      Yes!

    • @tobi7731
      @tobi7731 4 года назад +1

      *G O O D I D E A*

    • @varuyh
      @varuyh 4 года назад +5

      Chaos agent Spying on the foundation i copied and pasted this on this video cause its alberts newest video. This comment was on like a video from 8 months ago so u guys can copy and paste this so albert can see.

  • @mansionwastaken
    @mansionwastaken 3 года назад +85

    Jacks rarest line is: Bring me a... Wife 👰🏼 !

  • @grillbr1103
    @grillbr1103 4 года назад +103

    Idea : decorate a house in Life In Paradise with the theme horror, to scare all the people that goes in.
    Like so Albert can see :)

    • @grahuss
      @grahuss 4 года назад +10

      message him on twitter so it will be easier for him to see! i really like the idea

    • @dylangamingrobloxandminecr6820
      @dylangamingrobloxandminecr6820 4 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @neonkatze
      @neonkatze 4 года назад +2

      69 Likes eh

    • @fallenflame1940
      @fallenflame1940 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @k1nqaa
      @k1nqaa 4 года назад +1

      Island life got banned. ☹ I had admin that I bought for 777 robux. 😓

  • @moonwatcher2514
    @moonwatcher2514 4 года назад +368

    Albert: "Cheating does get you to victory, especially in relationships." Me: "I have learned. Thank you master👊"

    • @Danielle-pj6bs
      @Danielle-pj6bs 4 года назад +8

      Moon Watcher oop-

    • @hannahbaldwin831
      @hannahbaldwin831 4 года назад +7

      Hi Albert can you pls except my friend request I'm gurlygurls4eva pls if you do thxsm. Love your vids

    • @yunogasai5947
      @yunogasai5947 4 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @zachaspaz
      @zachaspaz 4 года назад +7

      me: *doesnt listen because i will always be a single pringle*

    • @sammyh_.
      @sammyh_. 4 года назад +2

      LOL

  • @cassielandara
    @cassielandara 3 года назад +57

    I like how he’s playing against someone dressed as him, it made it so confusing to watch

  • @unmesh3502
    @unmesh3502 4 года назад +164

    Captain: You're gonna have to kill me for it!
    Albert: BRUH I have an autoclicker

  • @bloom5311
    @bloom5311 4 года назад +115

    Flamingos moods:
    Mad:Screaming
    Happy:Screaming
    Sad:Screaming
    In love: screaming
    Nervous: sCrEaMinG
    Disgusted: screaming

  • @wafflesandkolaches5825
    @wafflesandkolaches5825 3 года назад +63

    Yes, a cruise always has laser gates in its generator room with high voltage and when there is a power outage they need to sacrifice or risk the lives of the deckhands to turn on electricity which they forgot to pay the bills for.

  • @210brianna
    @210brianna 4 года назад +262

    Albert: calls roblox avatar “fatty” also Albert:IM NOT FAT

  • @vertikagor6170
    @vertikagor6170 4 года назад +192

    "If I die I will have to take a long toilet break."
    -Albert 2020

    • @ch1b1sh
      @ch1b1sh 4 года назад +3

      Hazmat doggy it is... he also said in 2019 that it annoys him and he doesn't like it

    • @matthewhicks8249
      @matthewhicks8249 4 года назад

      T

    • @matthewhicks8249
      @matthewhicks8249 4 года назад

      E

    • @aaaaaiatoyomartelaaa1011
      @aaaaaiatoyomartelaaa1011 4 года назад

      @@matthewhicks8249 what are you trying to type

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 4 года назад +1

      Hazmat Doggy they’re saying the comment (insert name) 2020 or 2019 whatever is old bc so many people say it. Not the literal comment its self

  • @shoyohinata3273
    @shoyohinata3273 4 года назад +269

    Albert when he sees cleetus aka his own avatar: *big fat*
    Also albert: *IM NOT FAT*

  • @sku11zyxx
    @sku11zyxx 2 года назад +3

    It's not a mistake, "✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨"

  • @vxaurtr5473
    @vxaurtr5473 4 года назад +295

    I love how he said “move fatty” to his own avatar.

  • @bathgar6706
    @bathgar6706 4 года назад +266

    Other people: Titanic is a very sad movie about the love between Rose and Jack,
    Albert: A boat that sinks

    • @AZP-im7gk
      @AZP-im7gk 4 года назад +9

      Bath Gar it’s big brain time

    • @vanillascentedcow7017
      @vanillascentedcow7017 4 года назад +1

      Yes true

    • @purplebackroundwithwhitep8795
      @purplebackroundwithwhitep8795 4 года назад +2

      never seen or cared about titanic but from my knowledge it's a love story and a boat sinking

    • @spottedscimittar9402
      @spottedscimittar9402 4 года назад +9

      I though titanic is a love story between a boat and an iceberg

    • @OR5.
      @OR5. 4 года назад +1

      Spotted Scimittar..NO ITS ABOUT A BOAT SINKING....lol

  • @kristy3345
    @kristy3345 3 года назад +15

    "Thank you captain, I said after losing half my teeth" -Albert 2020

  • @just4jaida
    @just4jaida 4 года назад +692

    Albert: Posts
    Literally everyone: Quick i need funny joke

    • @nahsir428
      @nahsir428 4 года назад +18

      So am I nobody to you. 😞

    • @oompaviiie4448
      @oompaviiie4448 4 года назад +21

      taekwondo gamer yes, yes you’re nothing to me
      Cuz I don’t know you nothing personal

    • @WowImsoCool21
      @WowImsoCool21 4 года назад +7

      Huh

    • @edwardyeeto
      @edwardyeeto 4 года назад +8

      This isn’t a funny joke bcs it’s literally what everyone does when Albert posts
      But I’ll like it I guess

    • @diaperdoge2115
      @diaperdoge2115 4 года назад +3

      Am I a hoke to you

  • @dfgsadfgaerh4a
    @dfgsadfgaerh4a 4 года назад +123

    4:13 Albert: “I just gotta be me, which is not a good person”
    Also Albert: *pays for 6 people’s food at restaurant*

  • @ryliehartage7737
    @ryliehartage7737 4 года назад +121

    Albert: *Bites a piece of poison chicken*
    Albert: "No, it damaged me!"
    Albert again: *Takes another bite*
    Albert: "It still damaged me!"

  • @HURRIC4NEyt
    @HURRIC4NEyt 2 года назад +2

    Video idea Albert!
    (Not my idea, just spreading it cause its a really good idea)
    Choose a random noob in Life In Paradise and make their life heaven. Make them rich, and get them their favorite roblox girls. But after a while, teleport them to a bed and private message them "You woke up from a dream!" And then take away all their money and kick the girls so he can’t meet them again or something.

  • @thefbi9261
    @thefbi9261 4 года назад +194

    Flamingo: “what are you gonna do?”
    Me: he’s gonna kiss the water

  • @dwarfnamedcake
    @dwarfnamedcake 4 года назад +403

    “ I win.. FATTY!”
    mrflimflam skin being called fat by mrflimflam

  • @sheraandtheprincessesofcat3152
    @sheraandtheprincessesofcat3152 4 года назад +387

    "Cheating does help with everything especially in relationships."

    • @jrcwolfcat5651
      @jrcwolfcat5651 4 года назад +10

      How do you know that???

    • @miyous.petit-homme4747
      @miyous.petit-homme4747 4 года назад +3

      How do you know that hmmmmmmm

    • @pancake9621
      @pancake9621 4 года назад +13

      they're just quoting what albert said in the video lol

    • @susly6023
      @susly6023 4 года назад +10

      He said what Albert said in the vid you idiots

    • @susly6023
      @susly6023 4 года назад +5

      Nothing but dumb idiots lol

  • @purincqt
    @purincqt 2 года назад +11

    ALBERT HAS A SISTER!?!?!?!

    • @CYBERVR59
      @CYBERVR59 5 месяцев назад

      I guess

    • @Strong_TGK
      @Strong_TGK 4 месяца назад

      Yes, that’s common knowledge

    • @LGL_55
      @LGL_55 3 месяца назад

      @@Strong_TGKnot everyone has a sister.

    • @Strong_TGK
      @Strong_TGK 3 месяца назад

      @@LGL_55 I have a sister, and I’m talking about flamingo in general

    • @LGL_55
      @LGL_55 3 месяца назад

      @@Strong_TGK i didnt say you didnt i said *not everyone* has one

  • @2Much317_2
    @2Much317_2 4 года назад +232

    Titanic: We’re doing a sequel!

  • @daisyzhangs
    @daisyzhangs 4 года назад +445

    Albert: calls his Roblox a avatar “fatty”. Also Albert: “NO IM NOT FAT”

  • @Moonzy257
    @Moonzy257 4 года назад +408

    "Guys cheating does get you victory, especially in relationships,"
    - Flamingo

    • @townpac5275
      @townpac5275 4 года назад +10

      wow dude its like nobody noticed

    • @SUNNY-um1nk
      @SUNNY-um1nk 4 года назад +8

      @@townpac5275 your point?

    • @girlfantasyyy
      @girlfantasyyy 4 года назад +1

      i feel like this was a copied comment but in a quote

    • @toxicdreamz4992
      @toxicdreamz4992 4 года назад

      Vanessa Lopez same lol

    • @townpac5275
      @townpac5275 4 года назад

      @@SUNNY-um1nk are you really defending somebody who thinks they're funny because they quoted somebody

  • @nightfall17
    @nightfall17 Год назад +7

    not me being the exiled one from his group:
    i was so confused when i saw that i got kicked
    i also literally raged when we got stuck in the raft in 5:52

    • @aactrlalt
      @aactrlalt Год назад +2

      mhm, sure-

    • @AEY294
      @AEY294 9 месяцев назад

      WAIT YOU WERE IN A FLAMINGO VIDEO 👏👏👏👏

    • @hugs_For_Drugs26
      @hugs_For_Drugs26 7 месяцев назад

      @@AEY294he’s lying

  • @Aqillix
    @Aqillix 4 года назад +111

    I love how Albert is so mean to his fans, yet we know him so much we think it’s funny

  • @elizabeths3767
    @elizabeths3767 4 года назад +238

    Albert: * makes an account called PrettiestGirlHotStuff and calls her the prettiest girl *
    Also Albert: * calls another lady the prettiest girl *
    Me: So who is it?
    Omg guys thanks for all the likes I appreciate it

  • @whereshanna
    @whereshanna 4 года назад +208

    “Cheating brings victory…especially in relationships.”
    His gf: Aight imma head out

    • @mayaisaW
      @mayaisaW 4 года назад +2

      LMAO😭😂

    • @noclist4531
      @noclist4531 4 года назад +1

      I can't find the funny here, dead meme.

    • @ohyeahyeah8181
      @ohyeahyeah8181 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @lydiaaa2714
      @lydiaaa2714 4 года назад +7

      @@noclist4531 yes because you are the RuLeR of cOmEdY and you decided whats fUnNy and whats not.

    • @justins2379
      @justins2379 4 года назад

      Especially with a Zero Two profile picture

  • @isamustafa7035
    @isamustafa7035 Год назад +2

    why you got necklace? kee- keep necklace

  • @ThatYopi
    @ThatYopi 4 года назад +88

    8:13 "cheating gives you victory...
    Especially in relationships"
    *Hol- up*

    • @thatoneweeb8282
      @thatoneweeb8282 4 года назад +6

      WAIT A MINUTE

    • @Youl.
      @Youl. 4 года назад +1

      Noob

    • @darkwhosucks614
      @darkwhosucks614 4 года назад +4

      @@Youl. u noob u pool I'm cool 😎 😎
      Edit: or this I guess I cool pool and u poopoo not cool

    • @SoniXperias
      @SoniXperias 4 года назад

      Stolen comment

    • @jahhh33
      @jahhh33 4 года назад +1

      Waot it's not Friday

  • @allison3724
    @allison3724 4 года назад +83

    Albert: Meet a hot babe, AND THEN THROW HER IFF THE BOAT
    Me: yep that’s our Albert

  • @thesacastica8998
    @thesacastica8998 4 года назад +176

    Albert :" homeless people that will stab you"
    Me: * emerges from my cave * you called

  • @sktzy4ever
    @sktzy4ever Год назад +2

    I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!I WANT A GOLDEN TICKETTTT!!!!

  • @respectthevets3862
    @respectthevets3862 4 года назад +851

    “Cheating does lead to good things. Especially in relationships.” -Albert 2020

  • @fanxzy441
    @fanxzy441 4 года назад +277

    RP be like
    Josh: punches, throws off cliff
    Jamie: l minutes later: doges

    • @iamalami3448
      @iamalami3448 4 года назад +4

      @@weedwacker7822 that sentence, your name, and pfp doesn't make sense
      *I like it lol.*

    • @bobbob6759
      @bobbob6759 4 года назад +3

      Not every Rp. Some ppl r good at Rp and know u only get 3 dodges during fighting. I’ll shut up now bc that’s all everyone wants me to do in life.

    • @Videomaker-pz4xm
      @Videomaker-pz4xm 4 года назад +9

      @@bobbob6759 alright don't get mad for a stupid reason.

    • @alekthom9784
      @alekthom9784 4 года назад +1

      @@iamalami3448 *don't

    • @luvris4
      @luvris4 4 года назад +4

      @@alekthom9784 Dude, that sentence is already correct, you're making it worst.

  • @jamesescondo708
    @jamesescondo708 4 года назад +839

    Life Quotes by Albert in this video:
    "Nothing in life is free, remember that"
    *"Cheating does get you victory, especially in relationships"*

  • @swagaliciousgaming9000
    @swagaliciousgaming9000 2 года назад +8

    3:49
    if you had infinite robux, you could have infinite money, meaning you could buy food
    wait there isnt infinite food

    • @ballistersarm
      @ballistersarm 9 месяцев назад

      can't buy food with robux

    • @anayahedits_5
      @anayahedits_5 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@ballistersarmyou can make robux back into money

    • @Neipekreizo
      @Neipekreizo 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ballistersarmdev x

  • @kimberly-es1tf
    @kimberly-es1tf 4 года назад +76

    Imagine watching flamingo then all the sudden you see him exile you 3:13

  • @stealth9062
    @stealth9062 4 года назад +129

    “Move fatty.”
    mrflimflam: am I a joke to you?

    • @RoachB14
      @RoachB14 4 года назад +2

      Stealth mrflimflambe like
      YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FILMFLAMERS

    • @timtam1099
      @timtam1099 4 года назад +3

      U mean cleetus

    • @nina-jy2ss
      @nina-jy2ss 4 года назад +3

      @@RoachB14 Erm..wha?

    • @iimelissaxplayz0676
      @iimelissaxplayz0676 4 года назад

      I was literally waiting for this comment xD

    • @nina-jy2ss
      @nina-jy2ss 4 года назад

      @@iimelissaxplayz0676 WHYY?

  • @pescepalla20
    @pescepalla20 4 года назад +15

    My favorite ending Is when the Shark eats you and has explosive diarreah

  • @luke-sucks
    @luke-sucks 4 года назад +204

    "MOVE, FATTY!"
    ~Albert 2020, to a person with the same avatar he wears

  • @That1_ArtWing
    @That1_ArtWing Год назад +5

    Just letting you know, in cruise, if you go to the floor that has the fashion stuff (I’m not telling you what floor ;) ) you can find a bone behind the last section on your left, grab the bone, feed it to the dog, and the dog will follow you for the whole game.

  • @big-mac-curry6371
    @big-mac-curry6371 4 года назад +85

    Flamingo hasn’t uploaded in a few days, so I think he’s still on the toilet.

  • @robloxianlord3741
    @robloxianlord3741 4 года назад +149

    that dog knows how to cruise, forget everyone else and enjoy the ocean!

    • @stillchill7126
      @stillchill7126 4 года назад +1

      OOF

    • @dephotic
      @dephotic 4 года назад +1

      YESIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSKY

    • @elijah1605
      @elijah1605 4 года назад

      Go go to diarrhea my pants

    • @kadechristeansnumber1fan989
      @kadechristeansnumber1fan989 4 года назад

      I had a dog named Kruze. He was grey and had blue eyes with giant ears. He passed away though.

  • @epicpeeconsumer45
    @epicpeeconsumer45 4 года назад +87

    Everyone: *Watches The Video*
    Me: *tries to see alberts eye*

  • @paulina_maulina
    @paulina_maulina 2 года назад +10

    I like when you do story games Albert, makes my day 100 times better :D

  • @476AD
    @476AD 4 года назад +88

    Idea: slowly tilt the map with admin until people notice and start fallling.
    Like so he can see
    this is not mine but i think its a good idea

    • @ultronmkm5513
      @ultronmkm5513 4 года назад +1

      The power of C-moon

    • @uniformslinky
      @uniformslinky 4 года назад +2

      smart way for fishing likes, I respect that.

  • @catalinacostilla1925
    @catalinacostilla1925 4 года назад +35

    BRUH MY FRIEND THOUGHT YOU WERE JAMES CHARLES AGAIN

  • @urmomjokesRfunny
    @urmomjokesRfunny 4 года назад +173

    I just realised that ever since he dyed his hair he looks like a bacon hair

  • @Sophslay-o4u
    @Sophslay-o4u 3 года назад +2

    USE STAR CODE FLAMINGO IT KEEPS THE WORLD TOGETHER 🌍. 🔪⚰️🔫 NOW N O W

  • @vyn0462
    @vyn0462 4 года назад +116

    Nobody gonna talk about how jack said:
    *"Hey you, you're finally awake"*

  • @chloeyom5720
    @chloeyom5720 4 года назад +65

    the person watching this realizing that albert removed him from his fan club like: 👁️👄👁️

  • @serene4956
    @serene4956 4 года назад +127

    "Nothing in life is free"
    *well, everything is free if you take it without asking*

    • @ellacol25
      @ellacol25 4 года назад +2

      And that, kids, is why you never pay for stuff and steal. For example, if you do that you can turn into an evil pirate on a ship.

    • @nightmare168
      @nightmare168 4 года назад +6

      Well the pencils in Ikea are completely free so yeah

    • @redcap509
      @redcap509 4 года назад +1

      hmmm okay imma rob a bank

    • @k.ok.
      @k.ok. 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @sleepyowl1597
      @sleepyowl1597 4 года назад

      Yes and then you have a free ride in the police car to your new house with a new family..

  • @bean9650
    @bean9650 3 года назад +13

    “I was really scared of *bullets* for most of my life until my dad made us go on a boat” - Albert

  • @ella-wr1vh
    @ella-wr1vh 4 года назад +208

    The fact that Albert can get 1 million views in 8 hours is impressive ngl

    • @nellynutellafarid2423
      @nellynutellafarid2423 4 года назад +4

      ツElla ikr

    • @chock7099
      @chock7099 4 года назад +1

      ツElla Ik, it’s crazy, but you should Jeffrey Star, he got 2 million views in 2 hours 😳

    • @mqtilda
      @mqtilda 4 года назад +4

      How about him getting 1k veiws in 1 min bc that was what mine said

    • @Iamkhloekoscax
      @Iamkhloekoscax 2 года назад

      Your pfp😭✋🏻

    • @morrococountryball3041
      @morrococountryball3041 2 года назад

      @@chock7099 "but you should Jeffrey Star"

  • @KeshTM
    @KeshTM 4 года назад +132

    Ah yes, everybody’s favorite titanic character, *PrettiestGirlHotStuff*

  • @ameliamagnan585
    @ameliamagnan585 4 года назад +156

    Lol who else noticed that they all where titanic names lol and the "I'll never let go" was kinda referenced 😂😂😂I'm a huge titanic nerd edit:why did i get 165 likes lol

  • @Crispy_Potato
    @Crispy_Potato 2 года назад +2

    Vegan teacher is shaking when she watches dog part

  • @dojosiya8328
    @dojosiya8328 4 года назад +86

    "Meet a hot babe, and throw them off a boat"
    Albert: looks at dude in floaty
    Me: Well they're dead...

  • @j4sh757
    @j4sh757 4 года назад +727

    when im feeling down albert helps me his positive attitude makes me happy and he soo funny thank you albert

    • @livsqz8370
      @livsqz8370 4 года назад +16

      Well good for you!!

    • @nahumzebulun9013
      @nahumzebulun9013 4 года назад +4

      @@livsqz8370 your so rude 😡

    • @jayden1288
      @jayden1288 4 года назад +19

      @@nahumzebulun9013 how is unicorn rude

    • @duffysslimes1924
      @duffysslimes1924 4 года назад +5

      Same I love him so much

    • @livsqz8370
      @livsqz8370 4 года назад +8

      Nahum Zebulun ya I was being nice

  • @tomicaguy252
    @tomicaguy252 4 года назад +121

    Albert: Plays half of the game by himself
    Also Albert: It plays really happy music when you deceive others.
    Edit: I was't expecting this many likes.

    • @sk8er930
      @sk8er930 4 года назад +1

      I could never play it by myself ;(

    • @godzilla5629
      @godzilla5629 4 года назад +1

      Play Rocco Slim Jim

    • @Rafael-gh5bc
      @Rafael-gh5bc 4 года назад

      You have pass my LIKES!

    • @tomicaguy252
      @tomicaguy252 4 года назад +1

      @@Rafael-gh5bc ?

    • @tomicaguy252
      @tomicaguy252 4 года назад +1

      You mean the likes on your channel?

  • @ibrahimm9485
    @ibrahimm9485 Год назад +4

    3:39 "End World Hunger or Infinite Robux" my guy Flamingo is like talking about "Would You Rather"

  • @melissagonchar3727
    @melissagonchar3727 4 года назад +85

    Why is everyone bragging about being first?
    It is much harder to be last

    • @kenie5724
      @kenie5724 4 года назад +4

      This comment needs more likes

    • @usunavaiiablenamehi5186
      @usunavaiiablenamehi5186 4 года назад +1

      Don't worry if every body dies and internet still run we could do last on every youtube video

    • @yusraadam8885
      @yusraadam8885 4 года назад +1

      Tell em

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 года назад +2

      This comment’s turning into the new “first comment” only more sentient since this is maybe the 20th time I’ve seen this exact comment now.

    • @ScribblesStuff
      @ScribblesStuff 4 года назад

      LOOLLLLOLLLLLL

  • @dawgemaster247
    @dawgemaster247 4 года назад +125

    When Albert turns on the auto clicker Scott cawthon be like:
    Welp. Time to make fnaf seven cuz I got some brand new vocals

  • @azvxx4970
    @azvxx4970 3 года назад +168

    Others: Lookin around
    Albert: Autoclicking a dog
    ;w;

    • @ProdByND
      @ProdByND 3 года назад +12

      When he started auto licking the dog I started wheezing tho ngl
      my comment is cursed.
      “auto licking”

    • @d1vyav
      @d1vyav 3 года назад +3

      @@ProdByND LOL

    • @darkmomokocore3919
      @darkmomokocore3919 3 года назад +3

      @@ProdByND the dog was named ice cream, the dog is food

    • @ProdByND
      @ProdByND 3 года назад +2

      @@darkmomokocore3919 yep

    • @cynthiahobson5446
      @cynthiahobson5446 3 года назад +2

      auto killing
      sussus
      *SUS*
      AMOGUS

  • @That_one_emo476
    @That_one_emo476 Год назад +1

    I was just sobbing my eyes out for personal reasons, thank you for helping me, Albert's attitude always helps (he has full permission to bully the life out of me)

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 4 года назад +75

    Idea for a video: Become the imaginary friend of a child and disappear when the parents come!
    (This idea is NOT mine I am just reposted the comment because its a great idea)

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 4 года назад +4

      Oh yeah I remember seeing that idea! I really liked it, thanks for reposting it

    • @shurik3nz346
      @shurik3nz346 4 года назад +2

      Nice idea, I’ll be the imaginary friend during the day and play Roblox during the night

    • @abyc6945
      @abyc6945 4 года назад +3

      Edit it and say who made it

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin 4 года назад +1

      Why did you repost it

    • @CarrotEagle
      @CarrotEagle 4 года назад +1

      Ally_Woof theres no point

  • @makenamcclelland7661
    @makenamcclelland7661 4 года назад +153

    "Nothing in life is free guys, just remember that." -Albert 2020

    • @galamansour
      @galamansour 4 года назад +3

      In or is?

    • @lauracummings3470
      @lauracummings3470 4 года назад +1

      Lochlan MacNeil 👌🏻👈🏻

    • @himeme3908
      @himeme3908 4 года назад +2

      But you are.

    • @LhexterMorales
      @LhexterMorales 4 года назад +1

      Heroslayer *w h y*

    • @brae908
      @brae908 4 года назад +1

      Heroslayer I hope what I’m thinking isn’t what that is-

  • @5000subsnovideo
    @5000subsnovideo 4 года назад +201

    imagine watching a flamingo video just to see him exile you out of his fan club out of anger 3:18

  • @pedrohernandez-bm8ln
    @pedrohernandez-bm8ln 4 года назад +94

    *”Cheating does get you everything, especially in relationships.”*
    *-Albert, 2020.*

    • @smallcock269
      @smallcock269 4 года назад

      do u think we are deaf or deaf people can't read subtitles but can read ur comment. Do u think ur some sort of genius detective for figuring that's what he said?

    • @wendigo7123
      @wendigo7123 4 года назад +10

      @@smallcock269 I think they did that to highlight it or they found that line funny.

    • @xhalizz01
      @xhalizz01 4 года назад +8

      @@smallcock269 lmao u fr? They only did that cause they found that line funny, why are you going deep in thought for ? 💀

    • @EzraOliZ
      @EzraOliZ 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@smallcock269 It's a line from a video, it's not that deep

  • @TcourtneysBIGGESTfan
    @TcourtneysBIGGESTfan 3 года назад +2

    1:34 I INHALED A FLY WHILE LAUGHING AND STARTED CHOKING WHY ALBERT AAAAAAAAAA

    • @cubicyt9441
      @cubicyt9441 3 года назад

      Laughability more like toileability

  • @dailydoseofmedicine4613
    @dailydoseofmedicine4613 3 года назад +386

    Flamingo: "Nothing in life is free."
    Then why is the bloody diarrhea pants free in the catalog!?

    • @D3DP00LBS
      @D3DP00LBS 3 года назад +12

      true.........maybe roblox wants people to have bloody diarrhea maybe not hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oop drop the phone roblox is mean now i know why the bloody diarrhea pants is free :P

    • @ratt5191
      @ratt5191 3 года назад +3

      u need to buy something to play roblox on. its not free. nothing is free :Sob:

    • @strawblett9829
      @strawblett9829 3 года назад +3

      It costs you your immortal soul

    • @nayazsahil2731
      @nayazsahil2731 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @ratt5191
      @ratt5191 3 года назад

      @TheRealLoganYT ohh, alright

  • @generalkenobi674
    @generalkenobi674 4 года назад +45

    The fact that Albert didn’t know Edward John Smith was captain of the titanic scares me

    • @knzthegreatest
      @knzthegreatest 4 года назад +3

      @AceTheMace uhh what

    • @lmao6234
      @lmao6234 4 года назад +4

      Bruh we need to take Albert to the High ground

    • @issyyywizzyy
      @issyyywizzyy 4 года назад +2

      Ikr!!!

    • @issyyywizzyy
      @issyyywizzyy 4 года назад +1

      AceTheMace we know he did but he didn’t say “he was titanic captain”

    • @snowbizd6320
      @snowbizd6320 4 года назад

      He said he watched it doe •_•

  • @imnotevenhere9358
    @imnotevenhere9358 4 года назад +76

    FLAMINGO HAPPY JIMMYS PARTY GOT CONTENT DELETED

  • @yuzkii3632
    @yuzkii3632 3 года назад +12

    *"Guys, cheating does give you victory. Especially in relationships." -Flamingo 2021*

    • @DennySirr
      @DennySirr 2 года назад +1

      2020 because this video was made on 2020

  • @screamindog8772
    @screamindog8772 4 года назад +81

    “See there? That’s my twin right there.” Commercial comes on showing a grown man eating a subway hoagie

  • @I1-_Ok_-1I
    @I1-_Ok_-1I 3 года назад +298

    Fun fact: Ntlcovenant never rejoined the Flamingo group
    [Good news! Judging by replies he has officially rejoined the group a few months after]

    • @arruba2007
      @arruba2007 3 года назад +4

      Noob

    • @thegamingnoob8892
      @thegamingnoob8892 3 года назад +16

      No that's depressing

    • @luise12376
      @luise12376 3 года назад +7

      rip

    • @dagsturr6719
      @dagsturr6719 3 года назад +9

      Yes he did look it on his profile

    • @Rand7pro
      @Rand7pro 3 года назад +7

      That must be really sad getting rejected by a really big celebrity

  • @jasonsteeples2.067
    @jasonsteeples2.067 4 года назад +62

    Me: wow 1 minute I must be in the few first thousand people to veiw.
    RUclips: splish splash you assumption is trash.

    • @hakeemdavidd_
      @hakeemdavidd_ 4 года назад +2

      True TwT

    • @sweetfunkify
      @sweetfunkify 4 года назад +2

      Jason Steeples 2.0 E

    • @pwincessriri
      @pwincessriri 4 года назад +2

      10 minutes ago for me ;w;

    • @user-zx7xi3lu5i
      @user-zx7xi3lu5i 4 года назад

      I got the notification for this video 2 minutes after it got posted. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

  • @lynnieinksuko8219
    @lynnieinksuko8219 Год назад +2

    is it just me or does jack look like the vocaloid oliver

  • @manutd.ftbl1998
    @manutd.ftbl1998 4 года назад +179

    Albert: “cleetus is not fat”
    Also albert: *calls cleetus fatty*
    Btw time stamp: 2:18

  • @duchessripleycountdeinglid5314
    @duchessripleycountdeinglid5314 3 года назад +15

    9:34 LOLOL THAT SOUNDS KINDA WRONG

  • @vinegardoppios
    @vinegardoppios 4 года назад +133

    “Cheating does get your victories, especially in relationships.” Great advice Albert..

    • @spec7364
      @spec7364 4 года назад +17

      I took his advice now I'm single idk why tho

    • @KHawk130
      @KHawk130 4 года назад +6

      Same idk why everyone hates me i think there just jealous.

    • @chwlvrr
      @chwlvrr 4 года назад +1

      @@spec7364 oof RIP

    • @butterflysquad8080
      @butterflysquad8080 4 года назад

      :o

    • @kasa4thewin
      @kasa4thewin 4 года назад +1

      I'm taking this advice
      Edit: *S I N G L E A F*

  • @hipeople4776
    @hipeople4776 2 года назад +2

    i still remember alberts old channel its so funny how much he has changed XD

  • @lala-qv8mg
    @lala-qv8mg 4 года назад +93

    Albert: “Be a hot babe, and throw her off the boat”
    Me: “are you competing with who’s the prettiest?!”
    Edit: Omg, tysm for the likes-

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      @unmatchedatcplayer8010 4 года назад +7

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      @mx.plasma 4 года назад

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    • @vonitsanos13
      @vonitsanos13 4 года назад

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      @unmatchedatcplayer8010 4 года назад

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      @johnnnnn525 4 года назад

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