for some reason I have the idea that Albert is the only faith of humanity because everything he has and does is what we’ve all wanted to do at some point just didnt have the guts to do. Flamingo is doing Gods work
Albert always does a excellent job on making his subscribers buy his merch, he knows us, he knows that we like admin abusing because you cant say you don’t watch it and love it if it’s albert:)
2:08 i can relate. When i shot a bullet in this one game. This guys ping was so bad the bullet froze in place and despawned when it got near him. Their lag has gravitaional pulls.
My favorite parts in this video (CUZ IM BORED PLEASE LIKE THIS SO FLAMINGO CAN SEE THIS!) " I only want sunscreen users on my team" "That's not your real hair goin down your shirt, that's a little raccoon tail." "*COUGHS CUTELY*" "Sent directly to your house it will have it will smell like me *STILL CREPPY SMILING AND STARING IN OUR SOULS AND GOES AWAY CUTELY*" "I will chew on this plastic into I die." "Um have you ever thought 'bout uh you're mother?" "I am hungry sunscreen mms." "All right well it looks like a bomb is going off, so hopefully it hits us." "The balloon is going and it's going in the air, and you want it so bad, but you can't." "This guy is screaming on top of his lungs in Russia" "The monster look, how stupid my character looks just imagine eating like this." (PLEASE I SPENT LIKE 10: 30 MINTUES TO FINISH THIS)
The person: *Literally looks in the monster's bloody eyes and getting very close to being killed* The person 5 seconds later: You got attacked? By who?
Honestly i think she’s trying hard to make more of the population vegan, personally I don’t really support her and I think she could do a better job. If she wants kids to be vegan then why is she wearing shirts with curses on them like.. it’s just a bad influence on vegans.
Thanks for playing my game!
hello
hi also i like this game a lot
Hello
Lol
oh hello lol
Albert has probably kissed his mic more than any girlfriend he’s had
Yes XD
Agreed
I think u copies someone
He may aswell date his mic
💋
“The merch will smell like me”
*I’ll take your whole stock*
Y e sss
*I'll take your entire stock*
Yass
I read this part right when he was talking about his merch lol
*Y E S*
for some reason I have the idea that Albert is the only faith of humanity because everything he has and does is what we’ve all wanted to do at some point just didnt have the guts to do.
Flamingo is doing Gods work
Why u made me laugh 😂
@☆ FRØGGY ☆ relatable 100%
@MarioBoi’s +100 respect to everyone in here lol, relatable
2:10 omg
i will chew on this plastic until i die
Me: “They’re playing on some McDonald’s WiFi”
Albert:”They’re playing on moon WiFi”
XXMarshmellox- XdXX lol
I'm pretty sure moon wifi is good because it's closer to satellites
No Mics Allowed true
What's the difference?
my WiFi is moon!!UvU
All the kids: something attacked us!
Sarah: *looks at half the kids missing and more injured and bleeding* no you didn’t
Lol
LOL
Read more
Exposed flamingo on my new vid
Mr duck why
@@ripvanwinkle7816 lol u failed to do read more trick
Read more
alexmart33: “Finally, some warmth!”
Also alexmart33: **literally on fire**
LOL
thats more than warmth
@Zoe quitmeyer 7:09
Your name- how do you inhale dragons? You know inhale means breathe in…..?
LOL 😂
Albert always does a excellent job on making his subscribers buy his merch, he knows us, he knows that we like admin abusing because you cant say you don’t watch it and love it if it’s albert:)
I like this comment
No one:
World: ending
Albert: boogie down
@ßxba Tea
Did you really watch trough all of that?
To be honest, that wasn’t long. But the fact that he predicted the grubhub ad, is amazing.
Hotel: Trivago
"Thats not your real hair on your shirt. Thats a racoon tail"
_Guys he is on to us_
:0
Abort mission
Hi, you don't have to but read my name please, have a nice day
He is into something
Everyone abort.
4:30
Albert: "I'd probably be very angry at somebody when I found out it's not real"
David Ige: ...
Man I loved watching this,
still watch his "2 years ago" videos and im proud
8 likes bad no replies? Lemme fix that
They just never get old
Ikr
I even watch the 4 years ago- its so funny and addicting
Yh I don't like new flamingo he's never make me laugh
3:14
*That's literally exactly what my mind goes to whenever I hear "9 months" I swear to god*
Same-
Yep-
*same*
Ok
i think of prison sentences
“I will chew on this plastic till I die”
Animals in the sea: *observe*
Hi I am an up and coming gamer. Please take a little bit of time to view my work
@@MrMushBacon no
MrMushBacon Nah
Nope
observe
Random Dude: Don't go on the bridge you get bad ending
Albert: Well looks like we're getting the bad ending because I'm going on that bridge.
Hi I am an up and coming gamer. Please take a little bit of time to view my work
That gave me a different feeling after that pewdiepie bridge
Him: *actually does it*
The id℮a t𝐎 𝐎btain 4K R$ i upl𝐎aded it 😋
🧑
😙
Ahau rite tonu ki te wahi te mea e matau ana i
BooBoo caca BooBoo
2:08 i can relate. When i shot a bullet in this one game. This guys ping was so bad the bullet froze in place and despawned when it got near him. Their lag has gravitaional pulls.
Him: *eating chicken while sleeping*
Roommate: Stop it, Get some help.
Fun Fact: “theres a 75% chance you can choke eating food while laying on bed
also,he might be depressed or paralyzed,or he might be Poisoned because of the sunscreens he ate.
I'm so close to 1.1k subs Any support will do 💕
In dorm life role play I had three whole peices of chicken
That's old 0-o
The guy, that said something in Russian, said: "cow with horns" or something like that.
T R A S H E R see google trans doesn’t work, I saw a comment like urs, it’s totally different. Atleadt cow
I just watching that part and saw this comment :D
"I only want sunscreen eaters on my team"
"I wish my team were dead"
"NO THE SUNSCREEN EATER DIED"
like which one is it xD
what girls be like
I walked to Burger King then I walked back home from burger King
Wow you're not funny by quoting what Albert said on the video, be original
Canadian ricky YOU JUST SAID BE SOMEONE ELSE-
I love how Albert just ignores those mean girls 5:16 and 5:25
Albert: Brothers. James Charles: Sisters. Flamingo: BUSTERS.
its blisters..
Monica Campbell no its not-
b r e d it’s both
Monica Campbell it’s both
He said blisters lol
“Thats not real hair. Thats a racoon tail”
HE SAID IT BOIS HE SAID IT
Huh
She cutted the tail real good
i saw ur vids and subscribed ad ur famous bro
bc u have been in pokes vid
haha. with u one hundred percent
"You just hit the floss~" Albert says, in a serious situation lol
Y E S
@@baconguything3240 Ypu jave been bammed
wants to obtain many R$ I hav℮ p𝐎st℮d a video 🤔
🧑
😏
সবাই যখন কাজ করে যা উপকারী পেতে চেষ্টা
XD
Very true 😔😔
0:57 "i am so happyyyuuuhhh"😁😁😁💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️ **Dies**
Albert: The merch will smell like me.
Me: *Spits out tea*
charramel I EXPOSED FLAMINGO IN MY RECENT
@@robloxgamerzz1112 ok no one cares
well,thats a plus.The merch will smell like Albert Tea.
@@robloxgamerzz1112 no one asked
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 omg PLEASE stop self promoting.
8:51 i just realised the other dude was called “lecheMmmmm” which means “milkMmmmm” 😂
that person is you
(You get it? Milk and cookies)
Why did I think lecheMmmmm that's like lechon
I thought it was leche flan-
HD guy hi CJ officials
4:30 Albert: Just like that one time they had a fake missile threat on Hawaii.
Pearl Harbour: Am I a joke to you?
Nobody:
Flamingo thumbnails:
Hehehehe squid baby go brrrrrrr
Brrrrrr
Brrrrrrrrr
go *BRRRRRR*
That face... that face is from a previous video. Also *BRRRRRRRR*
😐
“Stop it, get some help”
Me: *makes the right expression*
🤣🤣
how do i get HELP
@@ronglox m
E
Yea ❤️
Video suggestion: You should play “The Maze”, it’s not completed yet but the games still fun
(It’s a different maze game not the one he played before)
Me and my friends always play that it’s a fun game
It is a very fun game when I was 12 I left the game bc I was so scared ;-;
Omg yes hahah
Me and my friend play that alllll the time
yesssssss
I think Albert has some of the funniest merch advertisements
Albert: eats dinner sideways in bed
Roommate: stOp iT get soMe HelP
Someone break the 99 like
@Vixy Skunk TM that’s nice
i love to eat sunscreen
@Vixy Skunk lmaooo
“That’s not your real hair going down your shirt, that’s a raccoon tail”
f a c t s
ᒪOᒪ ITՏ Tᖇᑌ
Fr true
So funny
@@Bucky-hp5ur ᴍʜᴍ
ikr
Albert: It smells like me
Me: I’m never washing this.
Omg ty for all the likes
Honestly same
Another like grew when I was previewing this, I saw it with my own eyes
*yup*
Me to
Even if it smells like vomit and your aroma spreads throughout your whole house.
11:09 sounds like the girl when she's mad at him in a middle school relationship
“This guy is screaming at the top of his lungs in Russian”
The guy: *horn of your cow*
Liah I zI EXPOSED FLAMINGO IN MY RECENT
чТо
No I dumb
Horny cow* or something like that
Кстати привет русским!
@@robloxgamerzz1112 stfu kid
Albert: When you buy the merch it will smell like me
Stalkers: You just made my job way easier
Edit: E thanks like
:O I WAS BOUTA SAY THAT LOL
IMAO FR FR THO😂😂
0-0
Tsuyu Asui hiiiiii
Eijiro Kirishima hello 😊💚
"Finally some warmth!"
Also him: *literally burning in pain to his death with a smile*
:(
smile
U know im working on a story game all month once its done pls play its cald mall
oh
Mall story (beta)
12:30 the blue haired sunscreen eater
Alexsmart: *is literally on fire*
Dialogue: *FiNAllY SomE WaRmTH*
Me :
Who just play good end : our campfire
“This is not a role-play game!”
“Have you ever thought about..”
*”Your mother?”*
undertale is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeadlyLaser CoolGamer your are worse
@@deadlylasercoolgamer6994 It's not nice to say something is not nice
DeadlyLaser CoolGamer okay and that’s ur opinion lol
DeadlyLaser CoolGamer “Have you ever thought about..”
*”Your mother”*
"That's one way to get a girlfriend"
Albert spokes
hm
E G G I EXPOSED FLAMINGO IN MY RECENT
robloxgamerzz111 dang thats crazyyyy dont remember asking tho 🤔
Kirsten: **angry girlfriend noises**
Hm
Flamingo Rage Moments!
7:19 Thunderbolt!
8:07 You can't do your goal.
"No the balloons! That was always a sad memory as a child"
Dr Doofenshmirtz: "First time?"
F in the chat for Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
F
Broski f
Reecko Yoshi 😂😂😂
@@reeckoyoshi5887 F
2:29 POV: your the sun screen he is eating
They call them sunscreen eaters, but I think they are just *Queen Elizabeth Wannabes*
I think the tricked noob reoorted albert
"don't go on the bridge"
Albert: *"i'm going on the bridge"*
Hi I am an up and coming gamer. Please take a little bit of time to view my work
@@MrMushBacon no
MrMushBacon lo
YAS
DUDE
@@MrMushBacon no
My favorite parts in this video (CUZ IM BORED PLEASE LIKE THIS SO FLAMINGO CAN SEE THIS!)
" I only want sunscreen users on my team"
"That's not your real hair goin down your shirt, that's a little raccoon tail."
"*COUGHS CUTELY*"
"Sent directly to your house it will have it will smell like me *STILL CREPPY SMILING AND STARING IN OUR SOULS AND GOES AWAY CUTELY*"
"I will chew on this plastic into I die."
"Um have you ever thought 'bout uh you're mother?"
"I am hungry sunscreen mms."
"All right well it looks like a bomb is going off, so hopefully it hits us."
"The balloon is going and it's going in the air, and you want it so bad, but you can't."
"This guy is screaming on top of his lungs in Russia"
"The monster look, how stupid my character looks just imagine eating like this."
(PLEASE I SPENT LIKE 10: 30 MINTUES TO FINISH THIS)
Sunscreen eater: gibberish
Flamingo: *Confused noises*
Sunscreen eater: words of wisdom
Flamingo: *Does the opposite*
yes
Yes
noob: "dO nOt gO on tHe bRidge yOu gET bADs ending!"
albert: "im gonna go on the bridge"
noob: *heart attack*
@I’m Blue gay* lol
Ok
Oh hi gae I'm NumberzYT
@I’m Blue *AND YOU DELETED THE COMMENT*
Weeb Dude
someone said something but then deleted their comment, keara was replying to them
"they’re like nibbling my toes" "stop you little demons"
*laughs*
*loudly*
E
E
They’re*
0:50 i just cant with the voices😂😂😂
Nobody :
Not a soul :
Albert : "ew they are nibbling my toes"
XxBobCat _08xX think of an original comment
@@lestial7958 Bruh
"If we see an alien who are we gonna call"
GHOST BUSTERS!!!
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT BAHAHAHAHA
Hi
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Apes together strong
If we see an alein we call ninja Felipe
environment: Catches on fire and accidently summoned a demon
sarah: oh no......ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸˢ
Edit:Omg thanks for the likes guys!!!
How did u write anyways like that?!
@@jenewest98 she has fonts like ⓉⒽⒾⓈ
Sarah doesn't have the feeling of fear
@@starloverzzz ⓨⓔⓢ
うーんうーん
Monster: I have taken her away from you!
Albert: Well that’s one way to get a girlfriend.
Me: *dying of laughter*
lol
Whenever Albert pauses the video to advertise his merch, his voice literally just drops to a creepy monotone
-It seems like his dead-
I love it
Thats his original voice,he uses that voice when he spends time uploading vids from his other Channel Albertstuff.
Rosè Spirit I EXPOSED FLAMINGO IN MY RECENT
@@robloxgamerzz1112 stfu
"Do not go on the bridge you will get the bad ending"
PewDiePie: *nervous sweating*
..yikes
Do you mean the n word
Only legends know what this comment means
Lmao
@@lilppboy776 your name matched the comment
"Beware as the monster is followed by his minons" conspiracy, realkingBob is the monster?
YES-
YUP-
Realkingbob will take youtube as hostage
Genius
Text: reports say that the children have managed to escape.
Albert: reports say that *CHILD* managed to escape.
"it will smell exactly like me"
*pass it over*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Flamingo: touches balloons
Balloons: go up
Me: so it’s true 1990’s penny wise is back
wot
シhoneyblossom シ idk either
Cuz they were different colored balloons
Noooooooo
1990 be like
👁️👄👁️
“I don’t want to talk about it”
Welcome to my world
that’s sad man
Same ;)
If u like r𝐎blox and willing t𝐎 g℮t R💲 simply us℮ vide𝐎 which i upload℮d 🤗
👌
👌
ଏହା କାର୍ଯ୍ୟରତ ଅଟେ ବେଳେ ଏହା ଚେଷ୍ଟା
welp thats my world to cause im. 💫inecure💫
@@dianeyoung7032 attempt at work e a bot anyway
1:00 to 1:02 I laughed for 2 min while watching this 😂😂
idea: make a game and call it Rich Life and then make homless people clothes and shacks for houses and only bikes for cars and see how noobs react
u just got liked
Idk
Omg BENOS ROBBED THE BANK GET tHE POLICEEEEEEEEEE
Dangg that was ePiC
albert: “the exact clothes im wearing will be sent to your house, it will smell like me” me: “THE MERCH IS 10 TIMES AS GOOD NOW”
yeah❤️
It would be 100x better if it smelled like urine
I like megamind ok i- this place is great😌
We heard the vid
😂😂😂😂
Bomb: *About to go off*
Albert: *Talking about a sad balloon story*
the ballons
My all-time fav part of the vid: 3:48 ...uHh hUh.. this man is screaming at me at the top of his lungs in russAAAAAIN
albert: i will chew on this plastic until i die
turtles: 👀
👀
June ! y.o I WANT !!!! 27OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! YOUR NAME- SCREAMS -gets memories- I know your not a bot but those bots suck loo
9:45 ALBERT: *doing his moves at his last life*
Albert: "this guy is screaming in russian"
The guy in Russian: "horned cow"
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 what
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 go eat a shoe for all I care
he is a bot i see soo many comments on albert's and other videos
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 don’t worry we already hate you.
Wolfie Roblox nah he not a bot he just comments on all the vids :)
Character dialogue: Finally some warmth.
Alexmart33: IM ON FIRE.
The person: *Literally looks in the monster's bloody eyes and getting very close to being killed*
The person 5 seconds later: You got attacked? By who?
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 We meet again
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no shut up ;-;
Mbzx fl got
Ofkdng
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 jhhbjvicj
@@xl74wahonowahono33 r/ihadastroke
albert: "i wanted to kill him so bad"
*stabs someone with a pickaxe*
Yes
Skaters of ROBLOX I thought it was mrbigbasketball 😽
Did you make a comment earlier saying Albert was your dad I think I saw u earlier
Aw man I was gonna make that joke
Dyk: “you can kill someone with a pickaxe for under 1minute,it takes one hit in the head of someone using the tip of the pickaxe.”
“I just killed an animal” ~ Albert. Theveganteacher: is typing....
Everyone hates her lol
yep
Honestly i think she’s trying hard to make more of the population vegan, personally I don’t really support her and I think she could do a better job. If she wants kids to be vegan then why is she wearing shirts with curses on them like.. it’s just a bad influence on vegans.
The vegan teacher is a joke
@@Avasqii True.
I love Albert's clothing ads lol
I like how the monster is still calmly talking after a naked baby killed his wife
My dad
Me Reading this comment: WTF yfufuchi
Dyutfuyduf WTH REEEE
lmao
Albert: you can get these exact clothes I'm wearing.. It'll smell like me
Me: Bet
Sam M I was about to comment this exact thing, to the exact word.
Matrixdah same lmaoooo
Albert fan girls 👁👄👁
Madison Williams lol
Nobody:
Not even Albert:
That one guy on the moon: 🏃 ⚽️
when your behind the ball
lol
Moon moon moon moon moon lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol😂😂😂
Thomas Dean 🏃🏻 ⚽️
⚽️ 🏃🏻
lol
@@stickyfingers4644 thats right!
1:06 that’s the sound my back make’s after playing Roblox for 6 hours straight
Albert: hates evreet
The leader board at the top right of his screen: *evreet is your friend. Remember?*
c a n a d i a a o-
Player list* not leader board
@@tatecrossette2855 It's the same thing.
Tate Crossette it’s leaderboard-
Benrey wdym?
Albert: *breathes*
That one person in the comment section: so true what a moment 😔
Also, “BOTS”
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 Lel
IMPOSTER. IM THE REAL EARTHWORM SALLY
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 you are everywhere
@idiot sandwich, thats a bot,ignore it.
Game: lighting strikes "Ah thunder"
Daycare 2 - 2020
Correction: “sototallyfrog12 -2020”
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 uh, why?
@@randomanimations8488 for veiws
Hi, you don't have to but read my name please, have a nice day
Pa
“Hi my name is Sarah and I am soooo happy hehe-ÆÆÆGH-“ 🤣🤣😂🤣
"Know one at all"
Albert: "We are gonna die together as men"
Fans: "Yes indeed I won't be greedy"
H
1:05 why did this genuinely terrify me. I didn know what was happening lmaoo
XD
I was scared too i was like : oml wtf is that thing-
NaturalTea i was scared too lol
@@unidentified4729 Sameeee
Sameee
“I could’ve had a full pregnancy and have a child” I died after that 😂
lol
me: well yes, but actually no
@@connormartin8447 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🤗🙃🙂☺️😊😏😌😉🤭😶😐😑😔😋😛😝😜🤪🤔🤨🧐🙄😒😤😠😡🤬☹️🙁😕😟🥺😳😬🤐🤫😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😱🤯😢😥😓😞😖😣😩😫🤤🥱😴😪🌛🌜🌚🌝🌞🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕🥴😵🥵🥶😷😇🤠🤑😎🤓🤥🤡👻💩👽🤖🎃😈👿👹👺☠️🔥💫⭐🌟✨⚡💥💯💢💨💦💤🕳️🎉🎊😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️💔💋👥👤🗣️🧠🩸🦠🦷🦴💀👀👁️👄👅👃👂🦻🦶🦵🦿🦾💪👍👎👏🙌👐🤲🤝🤜🤛✊👊🖐️✋🤚👋🤏👌✌️🤘🤟🤙🤞🖕🖖☝️👆👇👉👈✍️🤳🙏💅
@@Theuraniumeater87 I agree
🤣
me in group projects:
2:23
Lol same
Me: comments something funny
*gets 2 likes*
Someone else: “Anyone watching in 2020??”
*gets 1k likes*
True :(
fax
@@soupysellowisew9025 so
Facts
much funny
"Theyre literally playing on the MOON."
Hi, you don't have to but read my name please, have a nice day
Yea
@@ligmadechokoma1625 no 🙂
@@V3n44 understandable, have a nice day
Ok
“he just kills a lot of babies, you know, it’s alright”
Albert showing us how to be a great citizen
4:44
Ev:Stop it get some help
Me:*LAUGHING*
Albert: whos gonna shoot and kill them?
me: *ALBERT MAN*
I'm so close to 1.1k subs Any support will do 💕
Sheldon YT SHH this is Alberts vid not yours
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 hm? I dont understand
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why do you want hate?
Hi, you don't have to but read my name please, have a nice day
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even his editor:
Albert: “oh well it looks like a bomb is going off, I hope all of us die”
Exposed flamingo on my new vid
Mr duck and shy Duck
LOL
THATSVVERY WERID FROG
Lol
Flamingo: this guy's screaming on the top of his lungs in rush-
Monster: aaaaaaàaaaaaah
😂
😭😭
Your pfp 😃
What's with the á
6:13 greatest moment off all time
“It will smell like me. I WILL CHEW ON THIS PLASTIC TILL I DIE”
Turtles be like:
When you said “well that’s one way to get a girlfriend” I laughed so hard
Time stamp?
- HøtTøpicDriveThrøugh - 2:24
K
10:37
?
Flamingo: *eats foood in bed* "ayajaayaaajagaaj"
Eevrit: *"get some help"*
Flamingo: *_What_*
daddy😃😸💅🏽🐵😫🦋😝🏌️♀️👩🎨🦋🐢🙏🏽🙏🏽😃😃
well,he might be choking because he’s eating some food while laying down in bed.(Also looks like you’ve got some annoying bots)
Why tf is this coment section filled with sex obsessed people...
👁️👄👁️
sad K A M I N A R I YO WASSUP KAMINARI
Albert: " The monster named Eevret whose trying to better my mental health."
LIterally moments ago: * Digging his chicken wings into his eyeballs*
"I could've had a full pregnancy" is it just me or whenever I see something 9 months I think EXACTLY that thing
Edit: these replies confuse me.
Hi I am an up and coming gamer. Please take a little bit of time to view my work
@@MrMushBacon please don't self advertise
@@shadoedoe8083 I don't think there is anything wrong that...how else will anyone find out about him.
@@MrMushBacon I have seen you already on a comment. stop self advertising..
@@blumpet6250 No, He can earn his fame not beg for it.