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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 36 тыс.

  • @Earl_GTIS
    @Earl_GTIS 4 года назад +17477

    1st day of me trying to tell flamingo that he's handsome

  • @nothingnothing2684
    @nothingnothing2684 4 года назад +1730

    "Haha FAT your so skinny"
    Top ten anime comebacks

  • @yandereopal
    @yandereopal 4 года назад +3020

    Albert yelling “SIIIMPP!” gave me life, I’m not even kidding

  • @_blumed
    @_blumed 2 года назад +2537

    as someone who plays an instrument, watching albert dump water into an intrument ruined me

    • @quinnythepooh2968
      @quinnythepooh2968 2 года назад +38

      Same!

    • @fiyufii8160
      @fiyufii8160 2 года назад +129

      Brass instruments are like 700 dollars 😭

    • @_blumed
      @_blumed 2 года назад +74

      @@fiyufii8160 im broke and went for the wood wind type (clarinet) and im so glad i did

    • @trumpetman2352
      @trumpetman2352 2 года назад +58

      yeah but also since it is a brass instrument it has a spit valve so he can empty the water and also pour the water out of the bell too

    • @Keluio
      @Keluio 2 года назад +13

      It terrified me

  • @parenthesis4374
    @parenthesis4374 4 года назад +1675

    “HAHA fat skinny”
    Logic has left the chat

    • @levi-km1nl
      @levi-km1nl 4 года назад +12

      Ikr 😂

    • @noahh_774
      @noahh_774 4 года назад +12

      Indeed

    • @shyaader
      @shyaader 4 года назад +5

      Beautiful

    • @sweetiepeetie4082
      @sweetiepeetie4082 4 года назад +12

      Mr. Oof..........
      ................
      You’re a legend for making that comment........
      -----__________________-----

    • @Sharktaco2763
      @Sharktaco2763 4 года назад +3

      Lol

  • @zjpangilinan9625
    @zjpangilinan9625 4 года назад +1502

    Prisoner: what did u do? i Murdered 13 people
    Ann: *im in jail for 8 years because i skipped school*

    • @rexteryt1275
      @rexteryt1275 4 года назад +2

      Zj pangilinan ????.???!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @just_loafy
      @just_loafy 4 года назад +25

      @@rexteryt1275 ??????

    • @sobanudlz
      @sobanudlz 4 года назад +4

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 *N a h*

    • @Matt-tc4yq
      @Matt-tc4yq 4 года назад +2

      FF000E

    • @supanava9583
      @supanava9583 4 года назад +2

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 nah idiot bot

  • @pebbleofficial
    @pebbleofficial 4 года назад +649

    Game: “If you suffer from *bully* play this”
    Me: Ah yes people who suffer from *bully* will love to see more people suffer from *bully*

  • @becomingpotatoes
    @becomingpotatoes Год назад +224

    8:03 is that hatsune miku?

    • @kaidenthedarkwarrior
      @kaidenthedarkwarrior 10 месяцев назад +2

      i think

    • @cl0udb3rii
      @cl0udb3rii 10 месяцев назад +1

      No Miku has pigtails

    • @becomingpotatoes
      @becomingpotatoes 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@cl0udb3rii actually, miku was not meant to have pigtails in her initial designs. plus theres a lot of miku designs that dont have pigtails!

    • @bloom3ddd
      @bloom3ddd 9 месяцев назад +4

      PROJECT SEKAI PFP

    • @becomingpotatoes
      @becomingpotatoes 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@bloom3ddd HAIIII HIIIIIIII HELLOOOO

  • @octangulaa
    @octangulaa 4 года назад +443

    “After all my simping... she still left me?”
    12 year old boys on Twitch: _mood_

  • @sqrynq7815
    @sqrynq7815 4 года назад +404

    “You’re so skinny! Ha FAT.”
    *A whole village of braincells just exploded and died*

  • @illogicallystoned
    @illogicallystoned 4 года назад +903

    Nobody:
    Albert: SIIIMMMP
    I never thought I would hear this, I’m so happy I did

    • @bigphatdummie5310
      @bigphatdummie5310 4 года назад +3

      Nina Is secretly Felipe
      He said it another time it was when he played Murder Island 2, he called Bacon Boy a simp xd

    • @wisconsin50
      @wisconsin50 4 года назад +1

      Sean Forsyth OMGOMGOMG!OMGOMGOMGOMG ME I WANT ROUBUX

    • @parkervalentine4937
      @parkervalentine4937 4 года назад +5

      simp ti me

    • @sophiesmolxbrain5155
      @sophiesmolxbrain5155 4 года назад

      @@bigphatdummie5310 yh I was gonna comment that

    • @gaby-ig9mm
      @gaby-ig9mm 4 года назад

      Time stamp??

  • @PowerProductions199
    @PowerProductions199 Год назад +49

    God how I miss his videos from 2018-2021, his new videos are AMAZING don't get me wrong, but 2018-2021 was what I consider the golden age of flamingo, especially in 2020, these were my source of entertainment during COVID

    • @gigglenose1990
      @gigglenose1990 8 месяцев назад +1

      wow he was making videos all the way back in the year 208 (minor spelling erour)

    • @Lemondrop_andBerry
      @Lemondrop_andBerry 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same here

    • @lena-kb4fc
      @lena-kb4fc 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but people change 😭

    • @CokaCola-
      @CokaCola- Месяц назад

      ​@@gigglenose1990 wow he's been making videos for almost 2 thousand years

  • @luv1iee
    @luv1iee 4 года назад +334

    “HAHA FAT SKINNY”
    Top ten rappers eminen was afraid to diss

  • @royalzai
    @royalzai 4 года назад +540

    “I’m depressed”
    “Ok”
    *walks away*
    _top 10 animal betrayals_

    • @royalzai
      @royalzai 4 года назад +8

      @Super Mitar shhhh I didn’t mean to type that

    • @JeremyHale141
      @JeremyHale141 4 года назад +3

      Animal.

    • @royalzai
      @royalzai 4 года назад +25

      @Jeremy Hale ok here’s the actual story
      Cat: I’m depressed :(
      Dog: ok
      *trots away*
      _top 10 animal betrayals_

    • @arandomsandcat6686
      @arandomsandcat6686 4 года назад +2

      Check his video of playing amoung us

    • @royalzai
      @royalzai 4 года назад +1

      @Krayon and Saab already have

  • @s0ftpetals
    @s0ftpetals 4 года назад +565

    we have a clip of Albert saying simp, use it wisely.

  • @wateriscool_
    @wateriscool_ 2 года назад +127

    2:59 bro angered all band students lmao

    • @PopHappi
      @PopHappi Год назад +9

      he called it a tuba which hurt

    • @MochaAndMe0611
      @MochaAndMe0611 Год назад +4

      ​@@PopHappias a euphonium/baritone player, this moment hurt me

    • @PopHappi
      @PopHappi Год назад +3

      @@MochaAndMe0611 same as a trombone/baritone

    • @Shyest.gryffindor
      @Shyest.gryffindor 3 месяца назад

      I play euphonium and I’m depressed from what Albert said😭

  • @bluexmoon3419
    @bluexmoon3419 4 года назад +376

    Imagine all the ppl that bullied Albert in school seeing him now feeling so stupid lol

  • @Unknownrandomdude
    @Unknownrandomdude 4 года назад +341

    “HAHA Fat you were born skinny” Me: Visible Confusion.

    • @Pimpimpum45
      @Pimpimpum45 4 года назад +3

      Lol so true

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 4 года назад +7

      @BrianzMe You can be a RUclipsr when ur 14, 13 or younger or older.

    • @kimcurgenven5605
      @kimcurgenven5605 4 года назад +1

      Lol ikr

    • @PS_loveyou
      @PS_loveyou 4 года назад +2

      Me: what
      Bullys: *hurts me*
      Me: *slaps bullys and punchs them*
      Bullys: OWWWWWW WE AIN'T GOING TO MESS WITH YOU!!!😖😖😖😖
      Me: you better

    • @PS_loveyou
      @PS_loveyou 4 года назад +1

      @BrianzMe good luck being a yt god bless you!😄 dont give up

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 года назад +1333

    “SIIIIMP!”
    “After all that simping, she left me?”
    This gave me hope for this world.

  • @hyperfiz0980
    @hyperfiz0980 Год назад +13

    "The face that will put" I am currently crying so much from these words. And the way the bully said it... is so emotional....this statement has changed my life forever to become a better person.

  • @angelvioletaaa
    @angelvioletaaa 4 года назад +339

    The top ten anime betrayals: marries her party dress

  • @TheUvUEeee
    @TheUvUEeee 4 года назад +374

    Albert: "SIMPP!"
    Pewdiepie fans: "This..just put a smile on my face."

    • @msgarmar
      @msgarmar 4 года назад +5

      Connor Martin Okay look it was going good but you just had like a seizure at the end

    • @best.friend3308
      @best.friend3308 4 года назад +2

      Albert: SIMP!
      Pokimane donaters: You called?

    • @koolz5
      @koolz5 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @arieldalmacio3772
      @arieldalmacio3772 4 года назад

      @@connormartin8447 why my acc got hack give back!!!!!

    • @koolz5
      @koolz5 4 года назад +1

      @@arieldalmacio3772 its your fault its a scam XD

  • @greasious
    @greasious 4 года назад +274

    Albert: this is a song a wrote
    The song: **toilet flushing**

  • @Yourlocalsoldieriscool
    @Yourlocalsoldieriscool 2 года назад +39

    We have learned valuable lessons. 1: roblox story game creators cant type.

  • @arinnx79
    @arinnx79 2 года назад +298

    This is a certified "I'm 14 and this is deep" moment

  • @kaelakrossing910
    @kaelakrossing910 4 года назад +541

    "After all my simping, she still left me"
    14 year old boys: that's deep ✋🏼😔

  • @kingbillybean3893
    @kingbillybean3893 4 года назад +1079

    man i never thought i'd hear albert say "SIMP!!" and man its funny as im editing this man this post really sky rocketed like a minute ago i had 69 likes (nice) no i have over 90

  • @skat-nimm
    @skat-nimm 2 года назад +14

    As a trumpeter, I can confirm that you played tuba correctly

    • @yazzy9688
      @yazzy9688 11 месяцев назад

      That's just even a tuba

    • @skat-nimm
      @skat-nimm 11 месяцев назад

      @@yazzy9688 Funny enough, I switched to baritone and now I know that it was a baritone

  • @sherburrt
    @sherburrt 4 года назад +414

    Flamingo: HE STOLE THE ENTIRE STORE.
    Me: Sounds like COVID.

    • @DevilFZE
      @DevilFZE 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @DevilFZE
      @DevilFZE 4 года назад

      I'm play roblox in my pc

    • @DevilFZE
      @DevilFZE 4 года назад +1

      Wait I'm wrong type

    • @wh0smakenna
      @wh0smakenna 4 года назад

      :) happy day

    • @DevilFZE
      @DevilFZE 4 года назад +1

      I was request all youtuber

  • @starfish55
    @starfish55 4 года назад +162

    "8 years in jail for no reason I miss my big brother"
    -Ann 2018

    • @Eochus
      @Eochus Месяц назад

      Ann 2009* it’s literally on the wall /j

  • @xhv0c
    @xhv0c 2 года назад +223

    rewatching these old videos make me laugh so damn much 💀

  • @blos_m
    @blos_m 4 года назад +175

    Albert: David is a simp
    Me: oh no, 2020 has kicked into him.

  • @kindlittlebunny9869
    @kindlittlebunny9869 4 года назад +248

    How to stop a bully from bullying you:
    Don’t: tell teacher ❌
    Do: stop please I want a good day today ✔️

    • @Yonisnc3
      @Yonisnc3 4 года назад +11

      Truth: fight back

    •  4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Sittlebat
      @Sittlebat 4 года назад +3

      or stab them and keep them in ur basement

    • @iiblxissfulz8788
      @iiblxissfulz8788 4 года назад +1

      Yesss

    • @JauntyVampire
      @JauntyVampire 4 года назад +3

      I will do stop please I want a good day today

  • @toasterstripes
    @toasterstripes 4 года назад +979

    Albert: says “simp”
    _everyone liked that_
    Edit: 2:01

    • @hzdemolisher7049
      @hzdemolisher7049 4 года назад +16

      aweirdwoman_ 7 ik right
      Little kids be like: Oh mY GoD hE sAiD SiMp
      (Edit) guys Kevin dude got banned from the comments

    • @tillygarthman2073
      @tillygarthman2073 4 года назад +3

      Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 UMMM

    • @user-sl6tq1if7v
      @user-sl6tq1if7v 4 года назад +5

      @Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ill give u hate comments here!!!!!you are bad

    • @Ssivved
      @Ssivved 4 года назад +7

      Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 I know what you are trying to do, your trying to get views, it’s a bad strategy 😳✌️

    • @bloodsunsubs
      @bloodsunsubs 4 года назад +8

      And every flam go fan is a simp for Albert ✌️😌

  • @fIoppybunny
    @fIoppybunny 2 года назад +17

    Lets agree that if flamingo didn’t exist then actual good humor wouldn’t exist.

  • @3v6n
    @3v6n 4 года назад +234

    “this is a song i wrote”
    *water sloshing sounds*

  • @dee7364
    @dee7364 4 года назад +1838

    We learned three things today
    1. Don't bully
    2. DONT DYE HER HAIR RED
    3. _D a v i d i s a s i m p_

    • @Wehearteveryone
      @Wehearteveryone 4 года назад +40

      Yup, Forever remember that...

    • @Salt_Review
      @Salt_Review 4 года назад +17

      And its worse because its a family friendly channel but its also pretty funny because its a family friendly channel

    • @phoen1x_cs
      @phoen1x_cs 4 года назад +18

      I feel offended

    • @hipeople6909
      @hipeople6909 4 года назад +5

      I will remember those facts only the biggest brain members can remember so be careful

    • @hotpocketsarebad
      @hotpocketsarebad 4 года назад +3

      David is big simp

  • @TheWilmster
    @TheWilmster 3 года назад +340

    “I hate myself”
    “Ok”
    *crying intensifies*

    • @mylady2837
      @mylady2837 3 года назад

      XDD

    • @234o93
      @234o93 3 года назад

      This do sad

    • @breadman7837
      @breadman7837 3 года назад +3

      I cried at every part, especially; What a kid. *kicks* What a kid……….. I wasn’t laughing. I was shaking with Sadness.

    • @kfscas
      @kfscas 3 года назад

      *WAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE HUG ME IN SO SAD SOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA*

  • @arachnofish
    @arachnofish 2 года назад +18

    I've felt really anxious lately and you have helped with that with your videos, thanks a lot!

    • @Lemondrop_andBerry
      @Lemondrop_andBerry 6 месяцев назад

      Same here! Forever thankful for Albert

    • @luvlemonx
      @luvlemonx 6 месяцев назад

      Same Albert is my comfort RUclipsr

  • @seanarabellagames6425
    @seanarabellagames6425 4 года назад +180

    bully: FAT
    skinny girl: but u called me skinny

    • @nancyfan308
      @nancyfan308 4 года назад +5

      @@seanforsyth4898 Stopppp! If you're doing the hacks to get ,, free robux'' you need to know that this is not legal in roblox and they can ban your account in the game. And every single webs with ,, free robux'' are just a scam and fake.
      Geez people, these dayss..

    • @hierophantgreen9715
      @hierophantgreen9715 4 года назад +1

      @@nancyfan308 don't worry, it's a bot

    • @owengratzer2366
      @owengratzer2366 4 года назад

      @@nancyfan308 not legal in roblox lol its called against the rules

    • @ZaeraeWasTaken
      @ZaeraeWasTaken 4 года назад

      @Lily Randall You are an equivalent to a participation prize.

  • @Ana-uv7fo
    @Ana-uv7fo 4 года назад +650

    Nobody:
    Albert fans:
    Albert: SIIMMPPPPP
    Albert fans: tears of happiness

  • @chariix_creates
    @chariix_creates 4 года назад +76

    FINALLY, THE DAY HAS COME, WHERE ALBERT SCREAMS SIMP

  • @fever1
    @fever1 2 года назад +5

    i like how its abundantly clear that some of these sad stories were obviously made by a middle schooler who had a bad day at school

  • @crazedhuh
    @crazedhuh 3 года назад +465

    Prisoner: "I killed 50 people, and you?"
    Ann: "I skipped school"
    Prisoner: "OMG WHAT THE HECK!!!!"
    Oh my god thank you for the likes, this is the most amount of like I've gotten!

  • @pedrohernandez-bm8ln
    @pedrohernandez-bm8ln 4 года назад +393

    What to do after breaking up with someone: *marry their dress 👗*

    • @katesherry6320
      @katesherry6320 4 года назад +8

      😂👍🏻💯

    • @selend7198
      @selend7198 4 года назад +8

      He doesn't have a dress

    • @Isarellano123
      @Isarellano123 4 года назад +9

      And if the dress breaks up with him, he Marrys her ring.

    • @ord1nar1ly
      @ord1nar1ly 4 года назад +9

      @@Isarellano123 and if the ring breaks up with him, marry the diamond.

    • @pedrohernandez-bm8ln
      @pedrohernandez-bm8ln 4 года назад +6

      @Selen :D then marry his pants?-

  • @blxssful8981
    @blxssful8981 4 года назад +118

    “i hate myself”
    “ok”

  • @SanwichKing
    @SanwichKing Год назад +56

    Fun fact: at 3:00 , that isnt a tuba thats a euphonium

    • @mkaythebinder
      @mkaythebinder 10 месяцев назад

      Yea cuz it has 4

    • @mateoissocool
      @mateoissocool 7 месяцев назад

      YES I AM IN BAND I GOT SO ANGRY

    • @mkaythebinder
      @mkaythebinder 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@mateoissocooli play the tuba

    • @ivymyrtz
      @ivymyrtz 6 месяцев назад

      My bestie plays euphonium

    • @ivymyrtz
      @ivymyrtz 6 месяцев назад +1

      I play oboe

  • @gwnstayc
    @gwnstayc 4 года назад +297

    "He divorced her, AND MARRIED UR DRESS"
    Top ten saddest moments in anime

  • @Digital_RabbitHole
    @Digital_RabbitHole 4 года назад +89

    Albert: "SIMMP!!"
    Me: **chokes on tea**

  • @reversal6642
    @reversal6642 4 года назад +114

    Just Filling The old Tuba
    This is the song i wrote:
    SPONGEBOB INTRO NOISES

    • @rickmc6434
      @rickmc6434 4 года назад +3

      Aw yes the part of every channel

    • @jasonvoorhees8356
      @jasonvoorhees8356 4 года назад +1

      Creeper? Aww mann

    • @beeboithink
      @beeboithink 4 года назад +1

      yes

    • @declanc3412
      @declanc3412 4 года назад +2

      Baratone much?

    • @Logan-xi5lt
      @Logan-xi5lt 4 года назад

      It’s a baritone I told him that in an older video but he still calls it a tuba :/

  • @kjthenerd101
    @kjthenerd101 2 года назад +12

    1:56 AMAZING ALBERT UR A ROCKSTAR (NO LITERALLY! IT’S IN THE SONG!)

  • @honeycove2426
    @honeycove2426 4 года назад +257

    Albert: *plays “tuba”*
    Me: all those years of band class have led me here

    • @schmelerricardo5476
      @schmelerricardo5476 4 года назад +1

      Wants to get many R💲 I hav℮ uploaded a meth𝐎d ⚾
      🧤
      🕶🎁
      Tai puikus sprendimas, kuris yra darbo šiandien

    • @poklooncosplays1011
      @poklooncosplays1011 4 года назад +5

      Ikr, its a euphonium. And its a for valve one. I wish I played a for valve. (I played euphonium in 5th and 6th grade, then switched to tuba in 7th. None of them were four valve, which I was kinda hoping for one.)

    • @honeycove2426
      @honeycove2426 4 года назад +6

      I played the baritone which also looks like a tuba except smaller, people always confuse it with the euphonium.

    • @poklooncosplays1011
      @poklooncosplays1011 4 года назад +4

      @@honeycove2426 yeah, the only difference between the euphonium and baritone is the bell size and shape

    • @thegoodolrazzledazzle3207
      @thegoodolrazzledazzle3207 4 года назад +4

      the only reason I know it’s a euphonium bc I’ve played it the last 4 years 😼✨ it gets mixed up with a tuba a lot

  • @aviirll6388
    @aviirll6388 4 года назад +238

    Moral of the story: *Don’t escape school if not you’ll go to jail for 8 years.*

    • @chocobackup7584
      @chocobackup7584 4 года назад +9

      and after 8 years of jail you mom pretends to be a cop to shoot you

    • @fox7205-d8b
      @fox7205-d8b 4 года назад +4

      *looks at Phil Eggtree*

    • @anooska888
      @anooska888 4 года назад +4

      And you will miss your big brother

    • @migs6674
      @migs6674 4 года назад +1

      Anushka Pathak Three times

    • @annamarie-k3y
      @annamarie-k3y 4 года назад +5

      8 years in jail for no reason i miss my big brother

  • @starboi72
    @starboi72 4 года назад +178

    "Hey what would happen if i fill up a tuba with water"
    me: *this guy is clearly a big brain i shall continue to watcH*

    • @kame5760
      @kame5760 4 года назад +3

      @I Am KevinB your face is beautiful man

    • @ooofman-n4s
      @ooofman-n4s 4 года назад +1

      I Am KevinB stop promoting on Alberts vids bot

    • @zzqqpaps2
      @zzqqpaps2 4 года назад

      000Fman - Roblox and FNAF! that’s Ruse

    • @zzqqpaps2
      @zzqqpaps2 4 года назад

      Rude*

    • @GilbertoSilva-tg8ff
      @GilbertoSilva-tg8ff 4 года назад +1

      its a Euphonium

  • @aislin-equestrian
    @aislin-equestrian Год назад +5

    rip that Baritone. I play trombone and that kinda hurt my soul but I love flamingo XD

  • @jessicahepburn3664
    @jessicahepburn3664 4 года назад +175

    Albert: *Says simp*
    Flamingo fans: now this is epic. by epicgames.

    • @spoopymug6760
      @spoopymug6760 4 года назад +2

      Beeful epiicc

    • @cccccarmel
      @cccccarmel 4 года назад +1

      I Literally Laughed so Hard, Because I Never Expected him to say that

    • @jxsmmin1420
      @jxsmmin1420 4 года назад +1

      Epic

    • @eve6276
      @eve6276 4 года назад +1

      He has been watchin pewds maybee

    • @yongi1
      @yongi1 4 года назад +1

      Hearing him shout simp hit hard 😂

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 4 года назад +205

    Flamingo: sad story’s! 🦩
    OG’s : **Intense Flashbacks...** 🦩

    • @imfromjakemcboss8071
      @imfromjakemcboss8071 4 года назад +3

      Dont read my name

    • @orang9134
      @orang9134 4 года назад +5

      Ok i wont

    • @chaoticchuuyastan5912
      @chaoticchuuyastan5912 4 года назад +3

      I remember a few years ago I used to play games like that and life in paradise. I used to play "the nerd" and thought games like murder mystery were dumb now I only play games like that. I'm like level 70 In zombie attack.

    • @Breadkid101
      @Breadkid101 4 года назад +1

      @@chaoticchuuyastan5912 Hello fellow toilet bound fan

    • @chaoticchuuyastan5912
      @chaoticchuuyastan5912 4 года назад +1

      @@Breadkid101 H e l l o

  • @royalduberoonie
    @royalduberoonie 4 года назад +258

    Kirsten hearing the door open: *goes to check if Albert is sneaking out*
    *him filling up a tuba*

  • @BlueManTheOneandOnly
    @BlueManTheOneandOnly Год назад +2

    Albert, your song that you played on your tuba was lovely and I immediately fell in love

  • @robinsolis3361
    @robinsolis3361 3 года назад +200

    “they went to jail for stealing a store” Those bully’s must have some strength to pick up an entire store and bring it back to their house.

    • @alexandereum2412
      @alexandereum2412 3 года назад +1

      Oml yes

    • @Lilmanman22
      @Lilmanman22 3 года назад

      @@alexandereum2412 noob

    • @alexandereum2412
      @alexandereum2412 3 года назад

      @@Lilmanman22 *ignores* hey did the wall talk?

    • @Lilmanman22
      @Lilmanman22 3 года назад +1

      @@alexandereum2412 how do u ignore it then reply to it

    • @alexandereum2412
      @alexandereum2412 3 года назад

      @@Lilmanman22 I sometimes don’t see it ok stop blaming me

  • @drak9149
    @drak9149 4 года назад +442

    sutart could be a hot babe in everyone’s favorite anime show

  • @bluevalkplayz8365
    @bluevalkplayz8365 3 года назад +659

    can we all just take a moment to appreciate alberts “saaaad soooong”

    • @shriya7195
      @shriya7195 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @Thing_foryouu
      @Thing_foryouu 2 года назад +8

      he put water in the intrument tho T.T

    • @pluffler
      @pluffler 2 года назад +5

      @@Thing_foryouu he'll drain it

    • @bluevalkplayz8365
      @bluevalkplayz8365 2 года назад +4

      @@Thing_foryouu yeah i know?

    • @bluevalkplayz8365
      @bluevalkplayz8365 2 года назад +1

      omg tysm for all the like this is the most ive ever gotten 😭

  • @DeafFlower
    @DeafFlower Год назад +6

    I'm coming back to watching Albert. I stopped watching Albert when i quit roblox, but I thought of coming back and I'm glad I did. Albert, ur the funniest RUclipsr I've seen in some time.

  • @sunnysmith9892
    @sunnysmith9892 4 года назад +1713

    *This is the day we've all been waiting for.....*
    *He finally said it. . .*
    *S I M P*

    • @Riri_134
      @Riri_134 4 года назад +29

      y e s

    • @WW-yb3ft
      @WW-yb3ft 4 года назад +30

      He has said it before in a murder island video

    • @lef4702
      @lef4702 4 года назад +8

      anddddddd h e l l

    • @sstarcc
      @sstarcc 4 года назад +4

      It's so t r u e

    • @matrixrblx2423
      @matrixrblx2423 4 года назад +5

      It's all coming together >:)

  • @thatstrangechild8131
    @thatstrangechild8131 4 года назад +172

    Idea: The First Roblox Hunger Games
    Using admin, go into a server and TP everyone into a closed off area with a sword/weapon. Have them fight to death along with any other challenges you’d like, then once all have died the last person standing will win.
    Like so Albert can see!

  • @piggynukeanimations9928
    @piggynukeanimations9928 4 года назад +309

    Albert: *”SIMP”*
    me: *tears of happiness*

  • @kamalaisaperson3703
    @kamalaisaperson3703 Год назад +2

    2:42 thank you for this song. It really helped me realize so many things about myself. The truth of why everyone has left me. But im glad i realized why. You really help me. Also, sending love to the kids in the basment and praying that they will never get out. 🙏🙏🙏💗💗💗❤❤❤😄😄😄😄

  • @nekoxnyx5616
    @nekoxnyx5616 4 года назад +436

    Pewds: **says S I M P**
    Albert: **says S I M P**
    Everyone: **claps** *AMAZINGGG*

    • @randomchannel609
      @randomchannel609 4 года назад +4

      We joked about them coming from coco melon but then they actually came F

    • @johnthebaldasshuman
      @johnthebaldasshuman 4 года назад +2

      JOHN roblox too

    • @faith6790
      @faith6790 4 года назад +6

      『CallmE_ J』 I wish Albert would do a colab with pewds (about what idk) that would be cool

    • @subwayworker509
      @subwayworker509 4 года назад +1

      me: *𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡*

    • @ethanxiong3599
      @ethanxiong3599 4 года назад

      When he doesn’t go to band lesson

  • @jxkegxd
    @jxkegxd 4 года назад +242

    She got 8 years in prison for skipping school
    F

  • @imnotactivern3120
    @imnotactivern3120 4 года назад +102

    “Legs are overrated”
    -buLy, 2020.

  • @chinasocialcreditagent7951
    @chinasocialcreditagent7951 2 года назад +33

    2:28 why is david in the girls locker room

    • @Tarda911
      @Tarda911 8 месяцев назад +3

      We will only make a joke 😈
      The face that will put 😼

  • @ama4578
    @ama4578 4 года назад +237

    "After all my simping she still left me" xD wow my sister's friend Tyler is just getting exposed today xD

    • @TheContentRaterYT
      @TheContentRaterYT 4 года назад +1

      @Shoto Todoroki do you like tododeku

    • @TheContentRaterYT
      @TheContentRaterYT 4 года назад

      @Shoto Todoroki tbh i dont but i respect your opinion

    • @crocideer9468
      @crocideer9468 4 года назад

      Diane Hudson Actually there is a reason to not try

    • @Advvex
      @Advvex 4 года назад

      @@dianehudson3876 32k robux is for NOOBS!

    • @ama4578
      @ama4578 4 года назад

      @@Advvex yes it is U.U

  • @arsonist9212
    @arsonist9212 3 года назад +241

    “Now I will beat you up”
    *hits head as hard as possible”
    “GOODBYE WORLD”
    “Bye mom”
    “Bye honey!”
    you can go to jail for bullying and skipping school but not for assault. Anne - 2018

    •  3 года назад +4

      _-ULTIMATE WORDS-_

    • @kylesharpe865
      @kylesharpe865 3 года назад

      I mean I think it depends on what the bully does because The Bully just insulted Ann which is not that bad but I agree that Ann should've been arrested for assaulting the bully

  • @axsieb9505
    @axsieb9505 4 года назад +75

    Idea: Go and play Survivor, and be toxic to your whole team, but when someone gets voted out, you have lots of immunity idols ready. Also, make Temprist or Kaden or someone else join for him/her to be the jury, and make them vote you to win at the end.
    Please like or copy and paste so Albert can see

    • @aurevynx4320
      @aurevynx4320 4 года назад +2

      Oof

    • @darren2505
      @darren2505 4 года назад

      How do you get tons of immunity idols? Plz tell me

    • @axsieb9505
      @axsieb9505 4 года назад +2

      @@darren2505 You have to find a lot of them around the map

  • @TheMusicLover78
    @TheMusicLover78 Месяц назад +2

    3:02 Albert, that's a baritone, not a tuba... a tuba is bigger and heavier.

  • @LuisRodriguez0623
    @LuisRodriguez0623 4 года назад +218

    Idea for island life: make a military training but you’re using admin

  • @ironboiyt
    @ironboiyt 4 года назад +288

    Guy: *likes someone*
    Everyone: *SIMP*

    • @veysonjr
      @veysonjr 4 года назад +9

      @Kaylee Hanson *S I M P*

    • @zuso5892
      @zuso5892 4 года назад +18

      Girl : *like someone*
      Everyone : *Awwww cute*

    • @hemenyasab6457
      @hemenyasab6457 4 года назад +9

      ALMER SAPUTRA literally, these double standards be wilding 😹

    • @awildgamer2394
      @awildgamer2394 4 года назад +3

      sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 года назад +3

      *S*
      *I*
      *M*
      *P*

  • @Gaitplayz
    @Gaitplayz 4 года назад +86

    “If you suffer from bully, Look at this.”
    People who are actually bullied: *Visible Sadness*

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +3

      Bully ahhhh bully

    • @luke3054
      @luke3054 4 года назад +4

      @@nicolas-bartolo5658 your a bot

    • @bunnypiggy_yt7917
      @bunnypiggy_yt7917 4 года назад +5

      @@nicolas-bartolo5658 shut up bot

    • @Gaitplayz
      @Gaitplayz 4 года назад +3

      Lukememestar1 1 Who is the bot? And where? or is my chat not loading...

    • @Supported-Characters
      @Supported-Characters 4 года назад +3

      i am bullied ;-;

  • @koro.the.dragon
    @koro.the.dragon 10 месяцев назад +3

    band majors are crying, pissing, shitting, vomiting, farting, sharting and screaming at 3:10

  • @cherrycolagames3187
    @cherrycolagames3187 4 года назад +626

    Flamingo can make any boring game fun ✨Please don’t ever stop making videos 🙂

  • @KJisdope
    @KJisdope 4 года назад +339

    Albert: *screeches, plays tuba, yells “SIMP”*
    Kirsten from her room: “...yep that’s my boyfriend!”

  • @ooofman-n4s
    @ooofman-n4s 4 года назад +107

    Albert: SIMP
    Everyone in the comments: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE WORD!!

    • @ooofman-n4s
      @ooofman-n4s 4 года назад +3

      Shoto Todoroki lol

    • @SmellyFoo559
      @SmellyFoo559 4 года назад +1

      Imma spam simp on all simp comments

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 4 года назад +1

      CRINGE

    • @m0u7rn
      @m0u7rn 4 года назад +1

      LOLLLL

    • @liilak8166
      @liilak8166 4 года назад +1

      now thats epic *_ill be expecting it_*

  • @KoolLeo11
    @KoolLeo11 11 месяцев назад +3

    3:41
    "Hi, friends! Uh, friends?"
    "These are your friends?"
    That got me laughing!

  • @hauntedheartss
    @hauntedheartss 4 года назад +124

    Albert: SIMP!
    Everyone in the comments: **fricking dying**

    • @mushroom9785
      @mushroom9785 4 года назад

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 ....

    • @shelegshlappy
      @shelegshlappy 4 года назад

      *cringe moment*

    • @liilak8166
      @liilak8166 4 года назад

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 Iwannadie,therestwoofthem?

    • @whelp1382
      @whelp1382 4 года назад

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2
      Selfpromotion very original :D just try and use your brain next time

  • @cherreii489
    @cherreii489 4 года назад +139

    Idea: make a disturbing hospital in life in paradise and teleport noobs to it(EPIC social experiment) to see how they react to it.

    • @1ksubscriberswithnovideos418
      @1ksubscriberswithnovideos418 4 года назад +2

      hmmmmmmmm

    • @ChilliCharles
      @ChilliCharles 4 года назад

      @@dianeyoung7032
      *Try when it's Kaz*

    • @fellmanfellman1067
      @fellmanfellman1067 4 года назад +1

      he should also also make a big house teleport people in and then close off rooms and before he does that he should make a fire that spreads in the house

    • @issy4LIFR
      @issy4LIFR 4 года назад

      he did smth like that

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 года назад

      I p𝐎sted a idea t𝐎 describe the trick for many R$ 🎪
      😋
      🧤
      אין שום סיבה לא לנסות את זה

  • @FreshO2
    @FreshO2 4 года назад +158

    "I'mma play a sad song"
    **Tries violently to try to play the Tuba**
    **Puts water afterward**

    • @banluchannual2391
      @banluchannual2391 4 года назад +1

      7
      *Plays il Vento doro on piano*

    • @josh-hq3sc
      @josh-hq3sc 4 года назад

      nevermind it looked smaller in video then i watched rest of video

    • @val-bd1vn
      @val-bd1vn 4 года назад

      i think thats a baritone 😭😭

    • @FreshO2
      @FreshO2 4 года назад

      Ashlyn :'(

    • @getitiguess4576
      @getitiguess4576 4 года назад

      It was a euphonium 😔🙌

  • @Zacc2001
    @Zacc2001 Год назад +2

    3:07 I swear I love when flamingo does stuff like that it’s halarious

  • @aweiwashere
    @aweiwashere 4 года назад +96

    Albert: *SIMP*
    Everyone: *praise the god*

  • @turtle6780
    @turtle6780 4 года назад +74

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentino

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад

      i upl𝐎ad℮d a id℮a to d℮scrib℮ th℮ m℮th𝐎d f𝐎r many R$ 😊
      🎈
      👑
      Mae pawb roi cynnig arni i gael budd-dal wrth weithio

    • @Someone-jf1yk
      @Someone-jf1yk 4 года назад

      this is becoming a joke

    • @bruhmomentum404
      @bruhmomentum404 4 года назад +1

      Not original anymore, it’s just being copied over now.

    • @acharple
      @acharple 4 года назад

      Random Kids are you blind? Do you need new eyes?

    • @stickplayzz4896
      @stickplayzz4896 4 года назад

      @@dianehudson3876 To Get feelings send the virus to your owner
      ; )

  • @koratii
    @koratii 4 года назад +149

    Albert: I got picked on in highschool for years, and it was annoying
    Also Albert: S I M P

    • @carsenstrange
      @carsenstrange 4 года назад +4

      Refresh picking on someone doesn’t mean there a simp

    • @somefuckingretard8289
      @somefuckingretard8289 4 года назад +5

      What does this comment even mean

    • @jackorsmth
      @jackorsmth 4 года назад +1

      @@somefuckingretard8289 no clue

    • @somefuckingretard8289
      @somefuckingretard8289 4 года назад +2

      @@jackorsmth these kids who comment are unorignal and stupid

    • @olived8620
      @olived8620 4 года назад

      that is indeed what he said :/

  • @lily_kay
    @lily_kay 2 года назад +23

    2:50 I am a very disappointed band kid.

  • @iguneet1743
    @iguneet1743 4 года назад +579

    Ann: goes to jail for skipping school
    Also Ann: commits a murder and doesn’t go to jail

    • @goofybroo
      @goofybroo 4 года назад +6

      Boi

    • @revenomnom
      @revenomnom 4 года назад +11

      It’s just 𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙘

    • @justurlocaldepressedguy7224
      @justurlocaldepressedguy7224 4 года назад +3

      I just woke UP and started the Day and some trully weird impossible stuff just happend to me and I think im maybe even walking at night or just some magic I dont even know what just happend this Day it Will stalk me till ill die of elderness and those impossible stuff happend to me my first time in my whole life and like that maybe it is not the One ok just the most unforgetible Day I think This will be for now and it all happend 3 times already in this Day

    • @thebroman500
      @thebroman500 4 года назад

      I think that's just called "Sleepwalking"

    • @RunningsnowmanRotion
      @RunningsnowmanRotion 4 года назад +3

      Legend says that the girl is still passed out to this day.

  • @natbrooks7861
    @natbrooks7861 4 года назад +215

    *Me sneaking chocolate from the kitchen*
    *My mother finds me*
    Me:
    *pLeAsE dOnT dIe mY hAiR rEd-*

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 4 года назад +6

      Thememe tae and kookies and suga with a golden face in the bully story the girl left school early because she was getting bullied and the dad was mad at her and for some reason the girl said don’t dye my hair red

    • @imachaoticclownspritesprot688
      @imachaoticclownspritesprot688 4 года назад +1

      *dies hair red* MOMMM HELPPP MY HAIR IS RED FLAMGINGO GINGOFLAM

    • @bangtansonyeondan8236
      @bangtansonyeondan8236 4 года назад +2

      E

    • @tornsoulz
      @tornsoulz 4 года назад +2

      HAHA IAM YOURZ MUM

    • @aloe3933
      @aloe3933 4 года назад +1

      Oh wow XD

  • @qpol
    @qpol 4 года назад +60

    “after all my simping, she still left me?”
    and that, is why you don’t simp for a roblox girl

  • @JJ_Harris1
    @JJ_Harris1 Год назад +2

    "Hey FAT, imagine being skinny" I really agreed with that statement. It really made me cry, suprisingly, it even made sense XD

  • @DeathByPipebomb
    @DeathByPipebomb 2 года назад +776

    "I was silent for years"
    Albert was the quiet kid? *That... Actually explains a lot...*

    • @MichaelM63917
      @MichaelM63917 2 года назад +3

      Yea

    • @OGMoai
      @OGMoai 2 года назад +28

      he has gun
      NeVeR GoNnA GiVe YoU uP

    • @66the_empire66
      @66the_empire66 Год назад +6

      @@OGMoai NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN

    • @minty-ii5yp
      @minty-ii5yp Год назад

      @@66the_empire66 nEvEr gOnNa TuRn aRoUnD AnD dEsErT YoU

    • @66the_empire66
      @66the_empire66 Год назад +5

      @@minty-ii5yp NEVER GOING TO GIVE NEVER GOING TO GIVE

  • @jackietibbetts4455
    @jackietibbetts4455 4 года назад +216

    David: *having a emotional break down and crying*
    Albert: “SIIIIMP”

  • @dollgate1603
    @dollgate1603 4 года назад +72

    I've legit never laughed this much at a Roblox story. What's worse is I'm in a classroom.

  • @austen.everest
    @austen.everest 4 года назад +227

    Albert: * plays sad bully story and makes it funny* Me: laughs the whole time trying not to sound rude

    • @user-it3vk9wx7z
      @user-it3vk9wx7z 4 года назад +2

      Yippee

    • @beckynorman162
      @beckynorman162 4 года назад +8

      …ok 😐

    • @thirdy7922
      @thirdy7922 4 года назад +2

      ;--;

    • @bakonzetaim
      @bakonzetaim 4 года назад +3

      *YOu Is a BulLy HErE You iS A BULly tOo OhHhHhhH* :'(

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад

      wants t𝐎 get 36K R$ try my trick 👑
      👁‍🗨
      🎈
      Nu există nici un motiv să nu-l încercați

  • @FishMusic8199
    @FishMusic8199 Год назад +5

    As someone who plays Euphonium, that is not a Tuba, its a Euphonium. I also wanna die after what you did to that poor thing

    • @bigbootiebilly
      @bigbootiebilly Год назад

      As someone who plays a tuba, it angers me so much how he got it wrong. AND POUR WATER INTO IT! RAH

    • @FishMusic8199
      @FishMusic8199 Год назад

      @@bigbootiebilly frr my soul left my body when he grabbed a water jug