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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @shadia000
    @shadia000 5 лет назад +894

    Lilly:
    "Go to bed in 30 seconds.."
    My mind:
    "This is the perfect moment to take the gun out"

  • @ItsMuneeeb
    @ItsMuneeeb 5 лет назад +1982

    Thanks so much for playing my game! :D

    • @s.u5714
      @s.u5714 4 года назад +34

      Hey Muneeb

    • @okvader8285
      @okvader8285 3 года назад +14

      @@s.u5714 in

    • @addicted.tomelanie
      @addicted.tomelanie 3 года назад +92

      Can you make a game where its like daycare but its violent

    • @Crazybertha
      @Crazybertha 3 года назад +10

      bruh

    • @ly1xyoa819
      @ly1xyoa819 3 года назад +10

      Wow ur the creator?i love ur game!!i play both like every day.

  • @shanegriffin6637
    @shanegriffin6637 4 года назад +2027

    I love when people call Albert a “noob” mean while he has most likely been playing Roblox before they were even born.

    • @hehim4242
      @hehim4242 2 года назад +34

      RIGHT😂

    • @Mustardclipz
      @Mustardclipz 2 года назад +85

      That one girl thay said she played longer 😭😭

    • @majidalshareef3116
      @majidalshareef3116 2 года назад +16

      WAIT- he has a point

    • @lemone630
      @lemone630 2 года назад +33

      Oh wow, it's the lost member of the Griffin family

    • @squarebear1011
      @squarebear1011 2 года назад +6

      I mean it’s true

  • @Katesiclesthepopsiclegirl
    @Katesiclesthepopsiclegirl 2 года назад +1483

    I love how Albert is not 100% child friendly but he also does not curse lol

    • @M4y4h
      @M4y4h 2 года назад +34

      Agreed like he used to be very unkid friendly on albertsstuff and now he's like 12 or 11 up (I started watching when I was like 9 thanks to my cousin)

    • @wonycc
      @wonycc 2 года назад +2

      @@Yukiisswag what video?

    • @Yukiisswag
      @Yukiisswag 2 года назад +2

      @@wonycc i think the one were they play polarcubs game :)

    • @superswiftest
      @superswiftest 2 года назад +8

      He says what the fuck in polarcubs video but it’s censored

    • @mamayu9023
      @mamayu9023 Год назад +4

      child friendly and not cursing is the same thing

  • @maximoernestivilaechague9121
    @maximoernestivilaechague9121 5 лет назад +6172

    Petition for albert to do a tour of his house
    holy god this exploded
    You people are still liking this? Wow! Tysm

  • @sploosh9336
    @sploosh9336 3 года назад +582

    Uncountable things:
    Stars in the sky
    Galaxy's in the universe
    The amount of accounts flamingo has gone through

    • @charlieg3819
      @charlieg3819 3 года назад +11

      True

    • @redleef4377
      @redleef4377 3 года назад +8

      True :D

    • @lxd3361
      @lxd3361 3 года назад +15

      You forgot the expansion of the universe and how many times Albert made his voice so loud- and how many times did he say noob and idiot 😆

    • @f1ow4
      @f1ow4 3 года назад +5

      And the amount of times Albert screams ü

    • @daniidelrey
      @daniidelrey 3 года назад +5

      You look like cursed Teardrop

  • @justaperson1625
    @justaperson1625 3 года назад +5287

    The promised neverland in a nutshell

  • @pArTy-p00pEr
    @pArTy-p00pEr Год назад +179

    fun fact: the game was based off a true story where a daycare attendant hated the kids and burned the daycare with all the babies inside, none of them survived and the attendant was fired and put in death row, died by electric shock

  • @meowzers.p
    @meowzers.p 5 лет назад +478

    Albert: **tries to get everyone killed**
    Also Albert: **expects people to save him when he’s about to die**
    Edit: whoa thanks for 100 likes

  • @swagatron2210
    @swagatron2210 5 лет назад +1807

    Me: I wonder what Albert does all day
    Albert:”I had diarrhea twice today”.
    Me: oh

    • @Alexxxlesley
      @Alexxxlesley 5 лет назад +30

      😂

    • @shinonomes
      @shinonomes 5 лет назад +7

      Purple Potatostudios that doesn’t make sense

    • @jakicaxx0078
      @jakicaxx0078 5 лет назад +16

      xD🤣😂

    • @lol-jd8gr
      @lol-jd8gr 5 лет назад +21

      😐😐😐
      NAH,IM JK!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @popoooopoo
      @popoooopoo 5 лет назад +9

      XD

  • @denisenkomik
    @denisenkomik 5 лет назад +210

    “FIRE!FIRE!DIE!DIE!”
    -Albert 2019
    Edit:OMG thanks for all the likes!Its the most I’ve gotten!

    • @voidy6785
      @voidy6785 5 лет назад +1

      Bakugou making a video

    • @denisenkomik
      @denisenkomik 5 лет назад

      Wait wut

    • @NotActuallyElias
      @NotActuallyElias 5 лет назад

      what if i could see the absolutes?

    • @frnkieroxo
      @frnkieroxo 4 года назад

      @@voidy6785 Well, I'm from an alternate universe/anime, so I wouldn't know-

    • @ShnookumsIvy
      @ShnookumsIvy 2 года назад

      u just ruined ur comment-

  • @TiredTeddy773.
    @TiredTeddy773. Год назад +194

    Love how this man makes his intrusive thoughts loud and clear love this man

  • @rex-tv3hq
    @rex-tv3hq 4 года назад +152

    13:09
    Me: **expects a heroic person to burst open the door**
    *turtle breaks down the door*

  • @ilulovuvi
    @ilulovuvi 5 лет назад +269

    Albert IF everyone died: “I would be happy”
    Albert WHEN everyone dies:”now I’m just talking to my self”
    Edit: thx for the likes my dude

  • @baileyartz1740
    @baileyartz1740 5 лет назад +563

    “All right looks like pizza won the vote!”
    Haha and then she just
    *Shoots all of us*

    • @jemjem5137
      @jemjem5137 5 лет назад +4

      Pizza should always be number 1

    • @mia.n6
      @mia.n6 5 лет назад

      Victor James scam

    • @mythicrise6666
      @mythicrise6666 5 лет назад +1

      iibubblegum. AAAAAA NO H A M B U R G E R ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    • @chIoeontop
      @chIoeontop 5 лет назад +2

      I also played this game yesterday and got the pizza too 😂

    • @dumbdingo68
      @dumbdingo68 5 лет назад +1

      i was reading this as he said it

  • @Mahito_Haga
    @Mahito_Haga 2 года назад +211

    3:32 when flamingo flipped us all off

  • @soupe5896
    @soupe5896 5 лет назад +397

    *Albert Spitting*
    Everyone: This Is Good Content

    • @delighteddinodoughnuts2626
      @delighteddinodoughnuts2626 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @floranxi1543
      @floranxi1543 5 лет назад +2

      True kind of

    • @sirkaitlym5697
      @sirkaitlym5697 4 года назад +3

      The Red Fox All Albert Fans has the mental capacity of 4 year olds, I’m mentally a 4 year old

    • @soupe5896
      @soupe5896 4 года назад +3

      Holy God of Felipes! I never get replies 😂

    • @sirkaitlym5697
      @sirkaitlym5697 4 года назад

      Tyler Banfield I like him too

  • @clementinecity
    @clementinecity 5 лет назад +745

    "I've been terrorizing daycares"
    Man arrested for allegedly terrorizing daycares, which he confessed to.

    • @maximiliannn
      @maximiliannn 5 лет назад +43

      Kradserlay - *FLORIDA* man
      edit: wait wtf i got one like in a minute

    • @memesquadgl7719
      @memesquadgl7719 5 лет назад +8

      Kradserlay ur pic looks terroizing

    • @_browniebearstudios_8628
      @_browniebearstudios_8628 5 лет назад +7

      i hate the holidays *_fLoRiDa mAn cOnfEssIng tO hIs oWn crImE_*

    • @h3ll0.59
      @h3ll0.59 5 лет назад +4

      For man years now :3

    • @crustycristine2844
      @crustycristine2844 5 лет назад +1

      Devil_ Wolfie it look beautiful

  • @calilamirra9096
    @calilamirra9096 4 года назад +1834

    Albert: *slamming hammer on mannequin head*
    Kirsten: _walks in_
    Albert: *_hey sweetie..._*

  • @nuve9839
    @nuve9839 2 года назад +97

    “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! DIE! oh wait that’s me-“

  • @starinnies
    @starinnies 4 года назад +321

    Albert-“This is why I throw plastic into the ocean”
    Vsco girls- *Attack him*

    • @ashistheundead
      @ashistheundead 4 года назад

      xD

    • @nancyquiroz1992
      @nancyquiroz1992 4 года назад +10

      Vsco girls are kinda annoying.

    • @staroop
      @staroop 4 года назад +9

      nancy quiroz not even kinda, they r annoying

    • @DDoobs_
      @DDoobs_ 4 года назад +5

      @@staroop Bro Vsco Girls are helping the animals in the ocean to stop polluting the air that we breathe in.

    • @kimmiegrym7906
      @kimmiegrym7906 4 года назад +7

      We don't save the turtles;
      *We eat them.*

  • @fuckoff9924
    @fuckoff9924 3 года назад +1744

    Ahh... I'm waiting for Albert to actually become a father, teaching his child to do the fork in the outlet challenge....

  • @horishot1510
    @horishot1510 4 года назад +262

    Normal people calls their fans: loves girlies friends
    Albert/flamingo: idiots, noobs,fat, needs excersise , ugly,rats,busters
    AWWW HE LOVES US!🥺🥺🥺💚💜❤️💙💛

  • @lazycheese2093
    @lazycheese2093 2 года назад +523

    I find it so funny that albert has probably been playing roblox for longer than Tay has been alive💀

    • @BellaCupcakez
      @BellaCupcakez 2 года назад +8

      Fr 😂

    • @Addie672
      @Addie672 2 года назад +5

      Lol fr fr 😂💀

    • @Vishwa_G
      @Vishwa_G 2 года назад +4

      Frrr ☠️💀

    • @Monker463
      @Monker463 2 года назад

      Fxxbvbg gadget dgdb flamingo my favorite RUclipsr, I’m a boy

    • @Monker463
      @Monker463 2 года назад +4

      Play first Time watching videos, flamingo

  • @bekah9497
    @bekah9497 5 лет назад +6935

    I feel like albert kisses mannequins more than his girlfriend
    Edited:thanks lol love your comments

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 5 лет назад +452

      I ship it, I ship them so hard.
      Feliepert

    • @castledelusions3161
      @castledelusions3161 5 лет назад +105

      first of all love that pfp and IKR 😂

    • @niewmmm
      @niewmmm 5 лет назад +199

      Wait he's kissed his girlfriend?

    • @emo8613
      @emo8613 5 лет назад +20

      Stwwickersin swellsissä

    • @mia9381
      @mia9381 5 лет назад +58

      Dreamer u do realise a dirty mind isn’t when you think a word means something else, it is when you turn everything into something sexual in your mind

  • @MirandaTheInkling34
    @MirandaTheInkling34 5 лет назад +219

    Nobody:
    Not even Carlito:
    Alberto: *My character is thicc*

    • @carlosportillo2082
      @carlosportillo2082 5 лет назад +2

      uhhh i don't think carlito is his editor anymore :|

    • @potattoggled
      @potattoggled 5 лет назад +1

      Me too... I wish

    • @aspence5263
      @aspence5263 5 лет назад +7

      @@carlosportillo2082 no Adam IS carlito edit: I'ma be honest this is the most likes I've ever gotten

    • @eh2824
      @eh2824 5 лет назад +1

      Thicc with 2 c's 😂😂

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 5 лет назад

      @@aspence5263 yeah, a while ago he said "carlito's real name is adam" or something like that

  • @yvguchi1587
    @yvguchi1587 5 лет назад +533

    Nobody:
    People on the comments:
    *"Hello my name is Lilly"*
    *"More like fAtTy"*

  • @Popcorn4free
    @Popcorn4free Год назад +119

    Lily: "I am going to take a nap." *Proceeds to stand up.* 8:55
    Edit: OH MY GAWD, I'M FAMOUS, THANK YOU FOR 101 LIKES
    Edit 2: 105 LIKES, AAAAAAA

  • @mrs.electricidad3149
    @mrs.electricidad3149 4 года назад +173

    Albert: Kisses the head.
    Also Albert: *Smacks it with a hammer and aggressively throws it on the ground.*

  • @aaliiissssaaaaaa_21
    @aaliiissssaaaaaa_21 5 лет назад +620

    99% * Lily going away*
    1% * Kids trying to survive*

  • @uwu0059
    @uwu0059 4 года назад +177

    I hate when people say to Albert when he is on a alt “uR jUsT a LittLe Kid” but on his main “OMG I LOVE UUU “

    • @shelbie3638
      @shelbie3638 4 года назад +3

      Lol Ikr xD

    • @shelbie3638
      @shelbie3638 4 года назад +14

      And they little do they know a 22 year old man is sitting on the other side of the computer :D

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 года назад +8

      albert's fans are very toxic sadly

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 года назад +7

      Bruh Sauce they’re cringy children

    • @baconhairlover5985
      @baconhairlover5985 4 года назад +4

      ​@@bruhsauce644 Flamingo's fans are very toxic, but Albertstuff fans are probably more better. Idk.

  • @Boxerly
    @Boxerly 11 месяцев назад +12

    There is nothing better than old flamingo

  • @lilycausewhynot
    @lilycausewhynot 5 лет назад +213

    “Let’s play that iPhone alarm sound one more time”
    My dad: whys that alarm on?

    • @carlgrimcs
      @carlgrimcs 4 года назад +4

      I think I’m the only one who uses headphones

    • @doggi4858
      @doggi4858 4 года назад

      Black Fluffy Wolfie I am using headphones you stupid cat lol .-.

    • @cat3rd130
      @cat3rd130 4 года назад

      PTSD

    • @lily-qj7yf
      @lily-qj7yf 4 года назад +1

      Black Fluffy Wolfie I’m wearing my AirPods :/

    • @natthaphonsupanno9202
      @natthaphonsupanno9202 4 года назад

      STOPP!!!

  • @carl-boblambert2840
    @carl-boblambert2840 3 года назад +362

    Albert: “tHiS gUy kEEpS hArRaSsInG tHe cAt!!! StOp!!”
    Also Albert 2 minutes ago: “You know, I’ve been terrorizing MANY Roblox daycares for a long time...”
    Mental not-goodness

  • @sayuriiiiiiiiii
    @sayuriiiiiiiiii 3 года назад +646

    “Many babies have felt.... mental, not good from me” Albert quote 2020.

  • @lJarey
    @lJarey 2 года назад +30

    I like how Albert was jus plotting on JohnBerryJr's death

  • @mac8ndcheese
    @mac8ndcheese 5 лет назад +171

    “I had diarrhea twice today” , very nice.

  • @HADLEY_GRACE13
    @HADLEY_GRACE13 5 лет назад +262

    “Her lashes her lashes are falling off”
    James Charals *shook*

  • @spideyjin4425
    @spideyjin4425 3 года назад +130

    Yep, I bet Albert would make a great parent...
    0:22

  • @MarDez88
    @MarDez88 Год назад +19

    I love when Albert was talking about the kids wanting in, and the child stopped and looked at the camera like she heard Albert lol.

  • @r0ck3t_r3d
    @r0ck3t_r3d 3 года назад +95

    1:35
    “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! DIE!”
    10:56
    “DIE, DIE DIE!!”
    Albert is obsessed with dying.

  • @2lucky741
    @2lucky741 5 лет назад +137

    Albert: Her lashes her lashes!
    Me: she’s going to turn to ashes!

  • @nibblesthehammy4153
    @nibblesthehammy4153 3 года назад +525

    “I’m a...”
    Spongebob add comes on: *goofy goober*

  • @juliabarg62
    @juliabarg62 Год назад +30

    is it just me or does albert actually kinda seem like a good parent-?

  • @iamkenou9h
    @iamkenou9h 5 лет назад +96

    “FIRE FIRE FIRE DIE- oh wait thats me”
    *comedy has evolved and its not a bad thing*

  • @ComputerIcon
    @ComputerIcon 4 года назад +350

    Lily: “ I’m going to sleep “
    Also Lily: - stands there menacingly-
    Albert: “ WOW that queen really
    is taking a nap right now “
    Edit: oh golly THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @ellyzesavagebanana
      @ellyzesavagebanana 4 года назад +3

      your profile and name is *universally* amazing (I hope you get the *universe* joke) :D

    • @ComputerIcon
      @ComputerIcon 4 года назад +2

      Aw ty ( and yes I get the joke XD )

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      @AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4 года назад +1

      I see what you did there
      0@548+’>#(3{# )7#5 #5@;$8;* 5(343 ???:3;@+8;*””6
      I need you to decode this

    • @provideowatcher
      @provideowatcher 4 года назад +2

      ᑕᑌTE_ᑕᒪOᗪ 。 you using the chinese dot? 。chinese dot

    • @ComputerIcon
      @ComputerIcon 4 года назад

      aka period

  • @bagel4943
    @bagel4943 5 лет назад +2946

    Fun Fact: Albert has an entire basement of dead Felipes.

  • @ADMANTIUMVOID
    @ADMANTIUMVOID 2 года назад +72

    Lilly is the embodiment of my mother

    • @Jojo-vd3vw
      @Jojo-vd3vw 2 года назад +5

      Except lily doesnt beat me

    • @subliterate8729
      @subliterate8729 2 года назад +3

      @@Jojo-vd3vw Bro????

    • @nsanegaming1463
      @nsanegaming1463 2 года назад +1

      Nroooo

    • @nsanegaming1463
      @nsanegaming1463 2 года назад +1

      The first thing that is awesome. The only thing I you ever need we are. The first time I you Dr! I mean you ever have your girlfriend that will take you a long shot of it

    • @ilikeastronaut500
      @ilikeastronaut500 2 года назад

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  • @indigo8648
    @indigo8648 5 лет назад +245

    “It makes me feel special”
    If ya know u know

  • @gut2782
    @gut2782 5 лет назад +128

    Nobody:
    Nobody At All:
    Albert: *Has like 4 heads and a headless baby in his office*

    • @douxiepoo
      @douxiepoo 5 лет назад +1

      Stop using these cringe overused "meme" formats.

    • @unknownedleaf
      @unknownedleaf 5 лет назад +5

      And a headless skeleton and mannequin

    • @peppa9353
      @peppa9353 5 лет назад +4

      JerryExploits you literally did an “i edited a Peppa pig episode” but stay pressed

    • @douxiepoo
      @douxiepoo 5 лет назад +1

      @@peppa9353 You're username is literally"peppa" and I made that video when the peppa pig edits were still relevant, this person commented this overused format wayyy after it was relevant.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 5 лет назад +1

      He also has a headless man

  • @user-cg7so3oh4f
    @user-cg7so3oh4f 5 лет назад +115

    when you said “merch on sale” i thought you were talking about the mannequin head 😳
    i meannn i wouldn’t mind both :,)

    • @cannacats2503
      @cannacats2503 4 года назад +2

      PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HILARIUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 4 года назад

      Same lmao

    • @kimhumphres8471
      @kimhumphres8471 4 года назад

      XD!!!

  • @dnnzndjsjzjhdJd
    @dnnzndjsjzjhdJd 2 года назад +15

    “have felt mental…. NOT GOOD. from me 😍🥳” what a inspiration. 0:10

  • @tqnua
    @tqnua 5 лет назад +628

    Nobody:
    Not even felipe:
    Albert: *babies are kinda fat they needa exercise*

    • @Zr-gb1qd
      @Zr-gb1qd 5 лет назад +13

      @Eric Hall stop you are big noob

    • @iloveanime506
      @iloveanime506 5 лет назад +1

      @@emorvrb 😂

    • @rileysteinmeyer3368
      @rileysteinmeyer3368 5 лет назад +1

      That’s funny

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk 5 лет назад

      ll Xbox Annoyance ll you do realize you’re speaking to a non-living robot, right?

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk 5 лет назад +1

      ll Xbox Annoyance ll also it’s you’re not your

  • @jtothea7466
    @jtothea7466 5 лет назад +93

    No one:
    Albert: *i’ve been terrorizing daycares for a really long time*

    • @k4rlyy
      @k4rlyy 5 лет назад

      Wi can has can your profile picture is so cute ♥

    • @cobaltis
      @cobaltis 5 лет назад +2

      @@k4rlyy It's an edited version of AlbertStuff's profile picture. Plus, profile picures are personal, you can't take a part of idenity.

    • @gaelfuture6495
      @gaelfuture6495 5 лет назад

      @@cobaltis r/quityourbullcrap

    • @bektasyalcin77
      @bektasyalcin77 5 лет назад

      @@cobaltis r/quityourbullcrap

    • @bektasyalcin77
      @bektasyalcin77 5 лет назад

      @@cobaltis bruh moment

  • @Reznikcore
    @Reznikcore 5 лет назад +133

    "her lashes, her lashes"
    more like...
    "my glasses, my glasses"
    albert is secretly velma.....

    • @kvvrt6869
      @kvvrt6869 5 лет назад +1

      👌

    • @WaltDisini
      @WaltDisini 5 лет назад +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @e_choes
      @e_choes 5 лет назад +1

      i am you from the past

    • @edgardeivis
      @edgardeivis 5 лет назад

      @@e_choes future*

    • @e_choes
      @e_choes 5 лет назад +5

      @@edgardeivis *SPOILERS IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE MOVIE* didnt spinel get rebooted after spinel rejuvenated the gems except for steven which couldn't be rejuvenated and then steven rejuvenated spinel?

  • @Oakley2429
    @Oakley2429 Год назад +8

    I love watching his old videos they are so funny and laughable to watch nowadays ❤️

  • @ChloroformHM
    @ChloroformHM 5 лет назад +62

    “What? Monster? Stop being silly!”
    **15 kids are already dead, bodies laying across the floor, red blood mixing in with the tears of the wounded**

    • @tea1147
      @tea1147 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 5 лет назад +1

      L0L

    • @Klivara
      @Klivara 5 лет назад

      Wanna have tons of R$ in RoɞIox quickly?
      You just enter ➦ geuu6699 in G܁oogłe 🤗

    • @anzain8064
      @anzain8064 5 лет назад +1

      @@emily77088 la epicly dies of confusion*

    • @straux1249
      @straux1249 5 лет назад

      Wat that's norm I see that in my house all the time

  • @Balagioking
    @Balagioking 4 года назад +290

    This is how many times flamingo in every game said "shut up"

    • @marthakj868
      @marthakj868 4 года назад +10

      𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠

    • @cloudiee8720
      @cloudiee8720 4 года назад +4

      Only 24 times..........
      And please don't beg...

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 года назад +3

      STOP BEGGING

    • @chibuzorogueri
      @chibuzorogueri 4 года назад +4

      hes only begging if he puts an arrow at the like button

    • @Lof7619
      @Lof7619 4 года назад +2

      Lily is faty

  • @DONKEYKONG12CB
    @DONKEYKONG12CB 5 лет назад +84

    “Let’s use tay’s skull.”
    Albert-2019
    Best.Quote.Ever

  • @Ilikebugsiguess
    @Ilikebugsiguess 10 месяцев назад +112

    THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO?!

  • @Jinnox
    @Jinnox 5 лет назад +186

    Albert is such a fellow American, taking about those guns

  • @scarlett7750
    @scarlett7750 4 года назад +170

    I love how Albert's has random manichaean heads and baby dolls in his room
    thanks so much for the likes :)

  • @isa8170
    @isa8170 4 года назад +69

    “how far away are we running here? to this safe log cabin?”
    “press the green button or i am going to strangle you”
    u dont know what u got comin

  • @lexilogan7994
    @lexilogan7994 2 года назад +11

    I bet 100,000,000,000,000$ that if you walk into Alberts room, It would look like a goodwill. Just a bunch of random stuff, with NO categeory!XD

  • @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868
    @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 5 лет назад +74

    7:30 just imagine you cleaning a glass and that’s all you hear

    • @lswxggl7530
      @lswxggl7530 5 лет назад +4

      Cherish Bendy ÒwÓ that sounds exactly like how you would scrub a window

    • @gnasrak
      @gnasrak 5 лет назад +4

      Hehe he hu hu hu

    • @FIaming0
      @FIaming0 5 лет назад

      It’s so mean but so funny XD

    • @TheChairGeneral
      @TheChairGeneral 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@lswxggl7530You have a point. LFMAO

  • @Notheare
    @Notheare 3 года назад +48

    6:03 "LILLY YOU KILLED MY DOG :(" sounds like a kindergarten reference

  • @zizi5836
    @zizi5836 4 года назад +179

    I like to play the game to say “*kidnapps crying kid*” or “is anyone allergic to poison?”

    • @firelordzuko7822
      @firelordzuko7822 4 года назад +3

      That gave me an idea

    • @willowtree5314
      @willowtree5314 4 года назад +7

      Hmmmm interesting ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

    • @lexterlovee
      @lexterlovee 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like smthn Monokuma would say tho- OMG YOU ARE MONOKUMA

    • @leonkuwata8639
      @leonkuwata8639 4 года назад +6

      I thought you got killed, Monokuma. Or should I say... Junko Enoshima

    • @soranist
      @soranist 4 года назад

      hmmm 🧪
      👁👄👁👌🏼

  • @kckteam1
    @kckteam1 2 года назад +31

    “But first I need a kiss, thanks BROTHER”

  • @lahreynkateevangelista1687
    @lahreynkateevangelista1687 4 года назад +93

    7:58
    I laughed so hard when albert says "use tay's skull" XD

    • @cyxl0ee
      @cyxl0ee 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @jamiefkee
      @jamiefkee 3 года назад +4

      ˢᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ǝᴉp

    • @jamiefkee
      @jamiefkee 3 года назад +3

      Poo

    • @JeremyHale141
      @JeremyHale141 3 года назад +2

      nobody cares

    • @TappersTay
      @TappersTay 2 года назад +3

      That was my skull :’) I GOT A CRACK IN MAH SKULLL THANK YOU ALBERT :DDD

  • @gavarellid6198
    @gavarellid6198 5 лет назад +68

    Flamingo: “ because babies are shorter and apparently fat”

  • @z33n55
    @z33n55 4 года назад +371

    “Hi my name is Lilly!”
    Albert: “MoRe LiKe FaTtY!”
    Thanks for 400 likes!

  • @TheOrangeViking
    @TheOrangeViking Год назад +4

    Everything that has a simple solution:
    Flamingo: Let’s use Tays THICK SKULL.

  • @lxvelydayz5915
    @lxvelydayz5915 3 года назад +543

    I swear Albert would be the most brutal bully in the world😂😂

  • @localstan4065
    @localstan4065 5 лет назад +688

    "hello my name is Lilly"
    "More like *FATTY* "
    Edit: ok Albert said it in the video so don't call me rude

  • @jaaaime
    @jaaaime 4 года назад +147

    “SHUT UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR RASH”
    for some reason this made me laugh so hard

    • @JazminsWorld
      @JazminsWorld 4 года назад +5

      As soon as i read the part that said “shut up nobody cares about your rash” The video said that
      Its pretty cool

  • @hennayourbestiee
    @hennayourbestiee 2 года назад +18

    “This guy keeps going up to the and stabbing his like UHhHAAaAa”made me laugh 😂

  • @ii_sunny7016
    @ii_sunny7016 5 лет назад +114

    Carer: Hello my name is Lilly
    Flamingo: More like “FaTtY”

    • @john-dm6cm
      @john-dm6cm 5 лет назад +5

      copying other comments and just commenting what albert said just to get likes? lol

    • @john-dm6cm
      @john-dm6cm 5 лет назад +3

      lol doesn’t mean he has to comment it

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 5 лет назад

      Copied from Mason Weiglein

  • @mceggalds5853
    @mceggalds5853 5 лет назад +79

    "Not gonna lie. I had diarrhea twice today."
    We are so blessed that we have Albert.

    • @cactuscruncher3367
      @cactuscruncher3367 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @cloadetta2504
      @cloadetta2504 5 лет назад

      Yass Queen epic, Yo tango, Yo mama fat ( jk )

    •  5 лет назад

      xXx_Clodagh7_Tiger_ Roblox_xXx yo tengo* ur mama is very nice

    • @maxisfruityxoxo6136
      @maxisfruityxoxo6136 5 лет назад +1

      no just no WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XD COME ON BUSTER

    • @amandastorks8430
      @amandastorks8430 5 лет назад

      Lol yes >:)

  • @Zup4074
    @Zup4074 2 месяца назад +7

    3:32 hes flipping us off!

  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy 3 года назад +171

    "Where are those other little kids hiding~"
    -Albert 2019

  • @chloe1466
    @chloe1466 3 года назад +228

    Albert: “I will hit this thing every time someone buys my Merch”
    Kristen: *Buys 5000 pieces of merch*

  • @Kyetasticc
    @Kyetasticc 4 года назад +256

    “I keep talking about guns sorry”
    Oh it’s okay Albert
    *We always knew you were American*

  • @avie.is.better
    @avie.is.better Год назад +5

    *Legend has it he is still hitting that mannequin head* 0:30

  • @Aaron-wv4bs
    @Aaron-wv4bs 5 лет назад +51

    This is why I saw a man throwing me in the toilet when I was 2

    • @devileyez19
      @devileyez19 5 лет назад +1

      I saw a female adult throwing me into the Washer.

    • @oddreeee
      @oddreeee 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @oddreeee
      @oddreeee 5 лет назад

      but you go to day care when you are 3 or 4

  • @helenflorestoyreviews1498
    @helenflorestoyreviews1498 5 лет назад +16

    “I really hope that finishes you off”
    Gee, Flanagan that’s cruel to say, 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏.

  • @jemimaawoniyi1183
    @jemimaawoniyi1183 4 года назад +392

    "I found a vent."
    2020 : SUS

  • @CommunistWaffle
    @CommunistWaffle 2 года назад +22

    Today we are having.... CHILDRE- *CANCELLED*

    • @orphan_on_crack
      @orphan_on_crack 2 года назад +6

      Aw mannn I wanted to turn little Timmy into a whopper 🥺🥺🥺

  • @pinkbaeley
    @pinkbaeley 5 лет назад +66

    “mental not good for me”
    me: yes, me too.

  • @DarKr20008
    @DarKr20008 5 лет назад +65

    “Ok the pizza won”
    Albert: *its like, she shoots us*

  • @clous428
    @clous428 4 года назад +29

    Walmart: *dosent have mannequins*
    Albert: "what's the prob?" *"DOG"*

  • @Your_typical_animator
    @Your_typical_animator 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:51 "what do you mean push the cat? do you push in it's eye balls and it meows in pain?"
    Albert 2020-

  • @matix..
    @matix.. 5 лет назад +62

    Albert: *laughing that John dies*
    Me: *sees him respawn behind him*

  • @morgansweet8531
    @morgansweet8531 2 года назад +537

    I love how Albert body shames almost everything he comes across 💀

    • @iamcheesecake.
      @iamcheesecake. 2 года назад +9

      Bro ik 🤠

    • @mopshoe1
      @mopshoe1 2 года назад +9

      Yes

    • @Liv_siru
      @Liv_siru 2 года назад +9

      Even him🤣

    • @maryann9403
      @maryann9403 2 года назад +14

      Don't send this to the twitter users

    • @Ninjetterfox
      @Ninjetterfox 2 года назад +4

      I was just about to comment that lol 😆

  • @raej7142
    @raej7142 5 лет назад +38

    “Oh he’s thicc, OH HES RLLY THICC THATS, THATS A BIG BOY!”
    Phelipa: am I not thicc enough for you?! :c

  • @Mbsfanguylol
    @Mbsfanguylol 16 дней назад +2

    3:25 this is so 🦅🍔🔫 🍟*freedom*

    • @BOBp113
      @BOBp113 12 дней назад

      i’m in singapore i don’t have guns

  • @kadenbrannigan4910
    @kadenbrannigan4910 5 лет назад +73

    When Albert said
    “This guy keeps going to the cat and it’s like” EURERAGGGHHHHH
    I spat Coke everywhere

    • @instava8101
      @instava8101 5 лет назад +1

      I was drinking coke and spit at my shirt

    • @amriwujon7665
      @amriwujon7665 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @rodrigocardenas5464
      @rodrigocardenas5464 5 лет назад

      Pthefrench who keeps their drugs in their mouth? I keep mine in my ears

    • @spaceprodigy2615
      @spaceprodigy2615 5 лет назад

      I was snorting coke and i exhaled out of my nose and it flew off the table.

    • @KIlRS
      @KIlRS 5 лет назад

      YASSSS SISTER!!!!!

  • @Bonezphobic
    @Bonezphobic 5 лет назад +96

    “OOo he’s thick such a big boy!”
    Albert 2019

    • @fart648
      @fart648 5 лет назад +1

      Please stop

    • @fart648
      @fart648 5 лет назад

      I said please that’s a lil weird but I guess I shouldn’t complain when I’m watching a flamingo vid ;)

    • @Bonezphobic
      @Bonezphobic 5 лет назад +1

      Elite Gameplayz exAcTlY

    • @brakamonoga4651
      @brakamonoga4651 5 лет назад

      without context i think he means shrek

    • @brakamonoga4651
      @brakamonoga4651 5 лет назад

      so i was incorrect.

  • @rubycat2630
    @rubycat2630 4 года назад +75

    Albert: stupid turtles!
    Literally every vsco out there:
    *I will ruin this whole man’s career*

    • @limones404
      @limones404 4 года назад +3

      Ruby-cat Kids
      Glad I ain’t a vsco

    • @CatsailorAus
      @CatsailorAus 4 года назад +1

      Silly Billy like ur profile pic

    • @vi0letd0llaj45
      @vi0letd0llaj45 4 года назад +1

      Sksksksksk and I opp-

    • @HannahLikesTea
      @HannahLikesTea 4 года назад +1

      Ruby-cat Kids fd

    • @softie6793
      @softie6793 4 года назад +1

      that stupid vsco girl thingy trend is annoying and they always say "sksksksks and i oop-" everyday and its so ANNOYING.

  • @oliviakempp
    @oliviakempp Год назад +2

    4:40 I SHIPP!
    "HER LASHES! HER LASHES!"

  • @kitsunesuki4614
    @kitsunesuki4614 5 лет назад +31

    Bad ending “Press the button” Good ending “Don’t press the button” (Lilly is an angel if you don’t press the button)
    Edit: Omg I never get a lot of likes :O

    • @kingveznan_
      @kingveznan_ 5 лет назад +1

      What game?

    • @b7eee
      @b7eee 5 лет назад +1

      @@kingveznan_ Daycare [Story]

    • @insertrandomnamehere3746
      @insertrandomnamehere3746 5 лет назад +1

      YAY IM A ANGEL AT THE ENDING JK LOL CAUSE JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE THATS MY NAME REE

    • @void5454
      @void5454 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of a spoiler