ROBLOX MOVING DAY...

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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    Today I play a new story/camping game on Roblox called Moving day! It is one where you move... not like dancing but like with boxes and stuff then other things happen.

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @jaaaime
    @jaaaime 4 года назад +5161

    albert: “i don’t wanna wake her up if i pee”
    also albert: *screams*

  • @noisy3156
    @noisy3156 4 года назад +305

    Albert: I need to pee. *pees in the yard*
    Albert: Now I need to poo.
    Me: I'm seeing a pattern here I'm not sure I like...

    • @seteriah2747
      @seteriah2747 4 года назад +14

      NEXt uP iS diArErEaH
      :)

    • @haurgayurgay198
      @haurgayurgay198 4 года назад +1

      Athea Reign Pesa bruh I am eating but when u said diarrhea is “wet poop” I lost my appetite 🤮😩

    • @cursedds4721
      @cursedds4721 4 года назад +6

      Elijah Kim 김기성 NO YOU FOOL
      ITS WET POO WITH CHUNKS OF HARD POOP

    • @cursedds4721
      @cursedds4721 4 года назад +5

      With blood

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 года назад

      Athea Reign Pesa r/woooosh
      can you clearly see it's misspelled on purpose

  • @tangy_tangerines
    @tangy_tangerines 4 года назад +296

    Albert: “haha you have a grammar error”
    Owner: It’s “grammatical error.”.

  • @sovietmonke5760
    @sovietmonke5760 2 года назад +1133

    I love how in the "Bad ending" the man is saved from a curse, but in the "Good ending" a family is killed.

  • @Nefariously_Scripted
    @Nefariously_Scripted 4 года назад +278

    Albert: I can't pee right now because my girlfriend is sleeping
    Also Albert" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @owoyes3377
      @owoyes3377 4 года назад +4

      ?

    • @autumnsworld629
      @autumnsworld629 4 года назад +1

      Ikr XD

    • @delvo4196
      @delvo4196 4 года назад +5

      @@owoyes3377 Because he thinks peeing will be to loud but little did Albert know that screaming at the top of your lungs is probably louder

    • @acepurpletoes
      @acepurpletoes 4 года назад

      Shawana Morgan what

    • @lindawilcox1321
      @lindawilcox1321 4 года назад

      Look what I can do ¶=®€^÷{™%|°=¶

  • @user-oi9rh3mz9q
    @user-oi9rh3mz9q 4 года назад +260

    Albert: ~plays a game called moving day~
    Also Albert: talks about how his girlfriend clogged the toilet.

    • @paolacastro3366
      @paolacastro3366 4 года назад +8

      That means he wants to move

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 года назад +4

      I'm seeing a connection here and that's a long distance relationship

    • @edalynclawthorne
      @edalynclawthorne 4 года назад

      Ikr

  • @calliandracalliotjen8741
    @calliandracalliotjen8741 4 года назад +1177

    albert: i have to pee but i don’t want to wake my girlfriend up
    also albert: *screams at everything in the game*

    • @doobore
      @doobore 4 года назад +19

      his girlfriend was in the bedroom though, and the bathroom was in the bedroom

    • @yourdemisexualqueen9134
      @yourdemisexualqueen9134 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @piggyfanroblox5539
      @piggyfanroblox5539 4 года назад +3

      Jeeze then why is the bathroom in her room?

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 года назад +13

      Arrielle Pierson You never seen a house with a bathroom in the bedroom

    • @maysoonk7679
      @maysoonk7679 4 года назад

      Kreekisthebest Hi they don’t choose where it is

  • @gggwenvc
    @gggwenvc 7 месяцев назад +349

    who’s here in 2065

  • @nothingatall7027
    @nothingatall7027 4 года назад +311

    Albert when he’s scared:
    Also Albert when he’s scared : hEy there sIstEr

  • @vinestaffery
    @vinestaffery 4 года назад +333

    Flamingo: *finishes peeing*
    Poop: it’s my time to *shine*

  • @catfarts1154
    @catfarts1154 4 года назад +199

    Flamingo running away from the monster: hey there sister hey there sister yeah, OH HEY STOP NO NO nO sIsTeR

  • @SxmplyMacy
    @SxmplyMacy 2 года назад +324

    Can we just appreciate
    Pinkcode and how she wasn’t even trying to be entertaining but was :D

    • @RobloxDanceMomsGirl
      @RobloxDanceMomsGirl Год назад +4

      2 likes and 0 comments? LETS FIX THAT

    • @fininska
      @fininska Год назад +1

      ⁠19 likes and 1 comment?
      LETS FIX THAT!

    • @aed.xvii3
      @aed.xvii3 Год назад +3

      28 likes and 3 comments? Let’s fix that!

    • @Daddy_Lorax_42069
      @Daddy_Lorax_42069 Год назад

      33 likes and 4 comments?? Let me fix that👹👹👹

    • @0FF1C1ALKY0SH1
      @0FF1C1ALKY0SH1 Год назад +1

      40 LIKES AND 4 COMMENTS?!
      Lets fix that >:)
      And yes. We shall appreciate that woman/man/non-binary pal

  • @NullifiedDesires
    @NullifiedDesires 4 года назад +187

    0% hater comments
    10% love comments
    10% meme comments
    and then theres:
    80% about flamingo peeing :/

    • @Kanenfan
      @Kanenfan 4 года назад +5

      50%tacos

    • @dottbreezy
      @dottbreezy 4 года назад +2

      And then,
      YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 года назад

      mhm

    • @pilesofkittens
      @pilesofkittens 4 года назад +1

      1% of this comment

    • @Pog_boy
      @Pog_boy 4 года назад +1

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @ei6668
    @ei6668 4 года назад +510

    When alberts random alt acc accepts your friend requests:
    Omg yey

    • @giggity4396
      @giggity4396 4 года назад +4

      ...

    • @yasd617
      @yasd617 4 года назад +2

      ??????????? the alt prob got hacked

    • @EnnDraws
      @EnnDraws 3 года назад +11

      @@yasd617 Because he probably couldn’t care less about it.

    • @yasd617
      @yasd617 3 года назад +4

      @@EnnDraws well yea i wasnt saying he loved that alt lmao

    • @him1517
      @him1517 3 года назад +2

      @@yasd617 yeah and neither was he

  • @larissa7610
    @larissa7610 4 года назад +2997

    Albert: holding in his pee so his girl friend can sleep
    My parents when I sleep: this seems like a great time to vacuume

  • @maddiemoo8165
    @maddiemoo8165 2 года назад +147

    If you do move to Texas, you should move to Houston. It’s really pretty and it’s closer to some beaches. A small town next to Houston is Montgomery and it has quite a lot of history! I used to live there : ) they have a lot of fun events to attend, good places to eat, and if you like seafood, there is lake Conroe next to Montgomery that has restaurants on the lake! Even if you don’t move there, I recommend you go there to visit : )

    • @whyERROR-kj8lx
      @whyERROR-kj8lx Год назад +6

      Me who's in Arlington suffering from hot weather: 🗿

    • @leffybear
      @leffybear Год назад +1

      bro yes

    • @pockitty986
      @pockitty986 Год назад +3

      as a former housronian… thank you.. even thought this is a year ago…you made my day..

    • @primrqse
      @primrqse Год назад

      im from Austin but i love houston!!

    • @pockitty986
      @pockitty986 Год назад

      @Jab7911 nah the astros just rlly good

  • @emmadrozd9962
    @emmadrozd9962 4 года назад +138

    Me: So...are you good at anything
    Albert: I am a professional at peeing

  • @meisthehe1540
    @meisthehe1540 4 года назад +463

    How does your girlfriend sleep when you scream like that

  • @lookiamnotyourmombutiamyou9972
    @lookiamnotyourmombutiamyou9972 4 года назад +406

    “I’m thick I got this” that should be my senior quote
    (Oh my. Thanks for these likes. THANKS SISTERS)

  • @SelahMauney
    @SelahMauney 4 месяца назад +20

    its been three years and he still hasnt done the vlog…

  • @fairy7306
    @fairy7306 4 года назад +139

    Albert: I used to be really good at peeing, I would stand back and- *smiles awkwardly realizing what he was talking about*
    Me eating: Albert..

    • @neoncherry3102
      @neoncherry3102 4 года назад +5

      fairy albert..this isn’t albertstuff..I remember good old days

    • @aaaamxr
      @aaaamxr 4 года назад +3

      @@neoncherry3102 its literally albert lol plus i remember watching him during his albertsstuff days and i can say that i like flamingo more. Yes, he did swear a lot in albertsstuff and lots of dirty jokes but i find him in flamingo funnier.

    • @ararararwta
      @ararararwta 4 года назад +1

      @@neoncherry3102 same

    • @lynxig5322
      @lynxig5322 4 года назад +1

      Time stamp? Just so i can replay that XD

    • @goldenbear831
      @goldenbear831 4 года назад +1

      I’m ur 100th like

  • @francesbarber4203
    @francesbarber4203 4 года назад +123

    one time in drama i forgot my line and froze. then i just said
    “G E T S T O P”

  • @luvlylyssa
    @luvlylyssa Год назад +38

    “I think I’m right” - Flamingo 2020

  • @peaxchey4091
    @peaxchey4091 4 года назад +1847

    Albert: *doesnt wanna wake Kirsten up*
    Also Albert: *proceeds to scream and make loud noises*

  • @Mythifying
    @Mythifying 4 года назад +300

    Albert:“What do you think about me starting a vlog channel”
    Me: YES YES YES YES!

    • @td0855
      @td0855 4 года назад +3

      Bruh he said that before and obviously every flamgo fan would propable say yes

    • @user-xy1dx6ke5c
      @user-xy1dx6ke5c 4 года назад +2

      @yeeet oof you realize it’s a joke, right? You don’t have to be so rude.

    • @officialSCP1156
      @officialSCP1156 4 года назад +2

      YEASE

    • @genevevaconalarga
      @genevevaconalarga 4 года назад +2

      Kins how was that rude you gacha kid

    • @sxerver
      @sxerver 4 года назад

      @@genevevaconalarga Now your being rude.

  • @lolachilton2938
    @lolachilton2938 4 года назад +520

    Albert: I don't want to wake my girlfriend up because my pee is too loud.
    Albert again: *Shouts at computer*

    • @1Zvro
      @1Zvro 4 года назад +20

      Albert also again: SCREAMS AT SCP LEVEL

    • @asylnn
      @asylnn 4 года назад +10

      Also also Albert: *drools like the woman he is*

    • @Westycj
      @Westycj 4 года назад +9

      I feel like this sums up his entire channel

    • @ashnicole7670
      @ashnicole7670 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @ashnichole1055
      @ashnichole1055 4 года назад

      Princess Ash Nichole you have the same pic as me

  • @lola-nu3ku
    @lola-nu3ku 2 года назад +58

    legend says albert still hasn’t moved to this day

  • @alana6550
    @alana6550 4 года назад +286

    Nobody:
    Albert: continues to explain why he can’t pee.

  • @squidew0
    @squidew0 4 года назад +318

    "I don't wanna pee because my pee stream is loud."
    So she won't hear you SCREAMING?

  • @dekusnumber1simp380
    @dekusnumber1simp380 4 года назад +216

    Albert: **Getting attacked by a monster**
    Also Albert: *_Hey there sister, hey there sister, yeahhhhh_*

    • @claayyyx
      @claayyyx 4 года назад +1

      《 Min Yoonji 》 W O W

    • @fonruangsri2772
      @fonruangsri2772 4 года назад +1

      《 Min Yoonji 》 lol that funny

    • @kookiessso6641
      @kookiessso6641 4 года назад +1

      《 Min Yoonji 》 armyyyy 💜

    • @ch3rryfl4v0r3dp0p
      @ch3rryfl4v0r3dp0p 4 года назад +3

      《 Min Yoonji 》
      Monster: *unholy screeching*
      Albert: ohHh He likes me UwU

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 4 года назад +1

      @@ch3rryfl4v0r3dp0p 0w0

  • @gigglenose1990
    @gigglenose1990 Год назад +14

    Albert is the only man who can randomly say "I pee loudly" and retain his audience.

  • @hxpeko
    @hxpeko 4 года назад +554

    *”Good job, Kiersten, you clogged the toilet.”*

  • @dem0nunderthebed500
    @dem0nunderthebed500 4 года назад +216

    Albert: “Just imagine that under your bed”
    Me: I don’t think there’s room down here buster

    • @Lesteuxdelielie
      @Lesteuxdelielie 4 года назад +6

      Welp there is under mine, I'm in a top bunk

    • @nigehall7661
      @nigehall7661 4 года назад +4

      Just use a matress. Put the matress on the floor

    • @bushmanadventures7931
      @bushmanadventures7931 4 года назад +7

      I sleep in a closet

    • @ribbonthesylveon2244
      @ribbonthesylveon2244 4 года назад +3

      I sleep on the sofa so if something's there it would be a squished cramped pancake

    • @jandnmotoring
      @jandnmotoring 4 года назад +1

      same i have toys for days

  • @lqvventi
    @lqvventi 4 года назад +489

    “I don’t wanna pee because my pee stream is loud.”
    We didn’t need to know that
    You all saying “we did”
    You’re beautiful humans!

  • @Goober855
    @Goober855 2 года назад +26

    It actually is impressive that that man (in the story) can get ALL OF THE FURNITURE from their old house in 1 single night. 😧

    • @PaimonTheSlay
      @PaimonTheSlay 6 месяцев назад

      FR WHEN I MOVED A WWEEK AGO IT TOOK US 4 DAYS TO GET ALL THE FURNITURE 💀

  • @kortneygoss8617
    @kortneygoss8617 4 года назад +143

    "I’m a professional at peeing" The true words of Albert

    • @Elvinasmrbetter
      @Elvinasmrbetter 4 года назад +2

      I were just at that part when I saw ur comment

    • @joehanson6391
      @joehanson6391 4 года назад +2

      TRUE 100%

    • @cubedsmth
      @cubedsmth 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @zma371
      @zma371 4 года назад +1

      Bro her jelly slime got all over me hahahahalol

    • @dannywilson8871
      @dannywilson8871 4 года назад +1

      Spittin facts right there

  • @nightdiamond5743
    @nightdiamond5743 4 года назад +69

    albert starts a texas road trip vlog
    Albert getting pulled over 20 times
    police: you went 20 over the speed limit
    albert: yes sister

    • @superpotatobro
      @superpotatobro 4 года назад +3

      you were got

    • @nightdiamond5743
      @nightdiamond5743 4 года назад +1

      @@superpotatobro thank you for letting me know, I hate when I type too fast

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 4 года назад

      I cant wait for him to hopefully come😩💖😂 if he does move hopefully he doesn't move back cuz the weather (god its so hot here sometimes)

    • @nightdiamond5743
      @nightdiamond5743 4 года назад

      @Jaelynn Vlogs ommggg yess lmaoo, Could I add this to the comment?

    • @nightdiamond5743
      @nightdiamond5743 4 года назад

      @@jamesmansfield235 dont worry, he bribed them with a little ***roux***

  • @luis377
    @luis377 4 года назад +416

    Bad ending: we release the soul of a tortured man
    Good ending: family dies

    • @crowzawa2855
      @crowzawa2855 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @sudsbob
      @sudsbob 4 года назад +12

      "Reverse, reverse!"

    • @nigehall7661
      @nigehall7661 4 года назад +5

      Should of been reversed ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

    • @eriess_
      @eriess_ 4 года назад +1

      That makes sense :D

    • @edelpulgado4884
      @edelpulgado4884 4 года назад +1

      @@nigehall7661 yes ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

  • @Miraturdofthesea
    @Miraturdofthesea 8 месяцев назад +10

    ITS BEEN THREE YEARS ALBERT WHERES THE VLOG?!??

  • @yes548
    @yes548 4 года назад +340

    *The games shake while he's on the toilet*
    Me: he has explosive diarrhea.

  • @gingeoreomedia6963
    @gingeoreomedia6963 4 года назад +183

    *Video posted 3 minutes ago:*
    *The comment section: “I am inevitable.”*

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 4 года назад +6

      haha your so funny haha haha ha ha haha haha omg so funmy hahahueh so funny dude hahahahahaha so funny

    • @mischac.4161
      @mischac.4161 4 года назад +3

      Squid Word æ

    • @man.iwanttoberich
      @man.iwanttoberich 4 года назад +2

      @@mz7289 ahahahaha ahahahahah Shut up.

    • @td0855
      @td0855 4 года назад +1

      nice dead joke about the comments section which people always say

    • @helloo9349
      @helloo9349 4 года назад +1

      And I’m. Kanye west

  • @amonoscuates
    @amonoscuates 4 года назад +355

    albert: wants to go pee
    albert: doesnt want to wake keerstin
    albert: *screams at the top of his lungs*

    • @susie0625
      @susie0625 4 года назад +1

      @Luísa Hein Schulz
      *Does it matter to do auto correct*

    • @henlo643
      @henlo643 4 года назад +3

      E

    • @allegracrystal
      @allegracrystal 4 года назад

      susie0625 yes

    • @hope2287
      @hope2287 4 года назад

      @@luluisa09 Nobody cares ;-;

    • @beidou6499
      @beidou6499 4 года назад +1

      Stop fighting in this and enjoy this funny comment :)

  • @oliviajoymccormick6487
    @oliviajoymccormick6487 3 года назад +9

    “Cause my pee stream is loud” I died of laughing

  • @uknownhuman9333
    @uknownhuman9333 4 года назад +622

    So nobody gonna talk about how wholesome he is for taking his sleeping girlfriend into consideration by not peeing in the only other available bathroom

    • @ztech1029
      @ztech1029 4 года назад +3

      And she did that

    • @dontwatchthischannel1173
      @dontwatchthischannel1173 4 года назад +3

      You don’t KNOW HOW TO SPELL

    • @suN-jf8vy
      @suN-jf8vy 4 года назад

      Uknown Human
      L

    • @Jared19isme
      @Jared19isme 4 года назад +3

      @@dontwatchthischannel1173 rude much

    • @uknownhuman9333
      @uknownhuman9333 4 года назад +8

      @@lonely8445 Yeah but she was sleeping in the room with the available toilet and didn't want to disturb her sleep because his pee stream was too loud so he ended up peeing outside

  • @henoppoorkle2144
    @henoppoorkle2144 4 года назад +139

    No one:
    Albert:
    - *_My girlfriend clogged the toilet._*

  • @spongebob8547
    @spongebob8547 3 года назад +3919

    Albert loves his girlfriend so much that he doesn’t want to pee 😂

  • @genevievek122
    @genevievek122 3 года назад +7

    Albert: I don’t wanna wake her up with my loud pee stream.
    *a few seconds later*
    Albert: *screaming *

  • @dovyd2161
    @dovyd2161 4 года назад +665

    Albert: "How would you guys feel if i would vlog twice a week?"
    Me: "Yes"

  • @rubitch
    @rubitch 4 года назад +74

    Regular people: *pees in toilet*
    Albert: *disgraces toilet*

  • @thomasblokhuis6354
    @thomasblokhuis6354 4 года назад +967

    i have an idea, for an admin video. capture people with “:jail” command and sell them at a store called “Human Zoo” in island life or something.

    • @thelegendkid4637
      @thelegendkid4637 4 года назад +12

      Thomas Blokhuis NICE IDEA WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT EVERYBODY LIKE THIS

    • @anormalhuman7878
      @anormalhuman7878 4 года назад +10

      ALBERT NOTICE THIS

    • @charmainehamilton1805
      @charmainehamilton1805 4 года назад +9

      HELL YA

    • @spacedev935
      @spacedev935 4 года назад +4

      Epic idea nice hopefully Albert will do it

    • @spacedev935
      @spacedev935 4 года назад

      M_K0 ok BUT maybe the other guy copied the guy that commented this DUH

  • @Shawn_Richard
    @Shawn_Richard Год назад +4

    12:57 how was that a good ending

  • @MeUrDevil
    @MeUrDevil 4 года назад +201

    Albert: *lays on his back in a volcano*
    Also Albert: "Later"

  • @khanfamily8197
    @khanfamily8197 4 года назад +271

    Before:
    Sunscreen eating turns you into white face man
    Now:
    Eating Soap makes your face pink.

    • @CatVduivenbode
      @CatVduivenbode 4 года назад +5

      Coolkie YT still need a whole theme song..

    • @alexysobrien2977
      @alexysobrien2977 4 года назад

      Adam Afzal Albert *r a t*

    • @penguinboy0969
      @penguinboy0969 4 года назад

      big brain

    • @hiiijuliaa
      @hiiijuliaa 4 года назад +1

      hOw MaNy ShRiMpS dO yOu HaVe To EaT bEfOrE yOu MaKe YoUr SkIn TuRn PiNk

    • @skmaurya8221
      @skmaurya8221 4 года назад +1

      PINKCODE:*happy noises*

  • @cat2sweet
    @cat2sweet 4 года назад +188

    Albert: Kirsten pooped
    Me: way to go Albert calling out your girlfriend (edit): How the heck did this get so many likes and comments?

    • @NicoGamez
      @NicoGamez 4 года назад +9

      CrystalQueenOof no way... girls don’t poop!

    • @asylnn
      @asylnn 4 года назад +8

      @Nico Gamez - Gaming und mehr yea
      They pee blood instead!

    • @official_nosetpn7680
      @official_nosetpn7680 4 года назад +2

      @@asylnn oh dear and I just started that 😔😂

    • @asylnn
      @asylnn 4 года назад +3

      @Samanthafordayz aw it ok, don’t forget to flush too 👌🏻😁

    • @itsjustmemayo
      @itsjustmemayo 4 года назад

      d.458 well u don’t pee it because it doesn’t come out of ur bladder 🤣

  • @Mariamjamessss
    @Mariamjamessss 7 месяцев назад +5

    Hey Flamingo, I just wanted to take a moment to let you know how much I love your videos. Your content never fails to brighten my day and make me laugh. Your creativity and humor are truly unique, and I appreciate the effort you put into each video. Thank you for sharing your talent with us, and keep up the fantastic work! You've got a fan for life.

  • @Dried-Tutorials
    @Dried-Tutorials 4 года назад +134

    Albert: "I cant go pee because Kirsten is sleeping"
    Also Albert: **screams at roblox**

    • @groovygoblin4152
      @groovygoblin4152 4 года назад +2

      DriedUpCat **screams in roblox*

    • @concon6012
      @concon6012 4 года назад +2

      “*screams at and in roblox

    • @neltjem
      @neltjem 4 года назад

      *screams in the roblox company

    • @rodgestockwell
      @rodgestockwell 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @oui9656
      @oui9656 4 года назад

      DriedUpCat the toilet must be the roblox screams he jumps to

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 4 года назад +239

    Breaking the curse
    But losing Mike
    Bad Ending
    Saving Mike
    But letting and entire family die
    GOOD ENDING!

    • @panchitomusic2842
      @panchitomusic2842 4 года назад +13

      Epic

    • @robertcae3785
      @robertcae3785 4 года назад +5

      Exactly.

    • @sofia..s
      @sofia..s 4 года назад +1

      *y e s*

    • @Suzieg-p5l
      @Suzieg-p5l 4 года назад +3

      Their both really really REALLY
      GOOD ENDINGS! Mike is skunk yas queen get noob

    • @chilllatte3215
      @chilllatte3215 4 года назад

      Aidan Makes Things I think they mixed it up lol

  • @handsomesquidward9295
    @handsomesquidward9295 4 года назад +663

    Legend says that pinkcodes spirit still haunts Mike’s house, looking for thicc men to blame for her own death.....

  • @spidermanreal420
    @spidermanreal420 2 года назад +2

    10:44 does anyone remember on his like old channel and he said that he would flush the toilet and pee and time it with the toilet- like does anyone remember that vid?

  • @nikolaiflyd4548
    @nikolaiflyd4548 4 года назад +96

    Me: scrolls through the comments while I’m watching the video
    The comments: AlBeRt PeE
    Me: oh god, I’m concerned.

  • @Justinherbo
    @Justinherbo 4 года назад +710

    Kirsten:sleeping Albert: staying up forever

  • @xiisoftisquidwardiix6550
    @xiisoftisquidwardiix6550 4 года назад +115

    Albert: * posts late *
    Everyone: "oh just a late post"
    Me: *it's a gift from the heavens*

  • @Zacky-zacx
    @Zacky-zacx 2 года назад +2

    Your Mike’s boyfriend cheated on you and then he suffers because you leave him there because he cheated on you ...lol

  • @Steven04
    @Steven04 4 года назад +246

    “I want to move to Texas extremely badly”
    Some of us are very excited for that..

    • @cosmicsmirkemoji1091
      @cosmicsmirkemoji1091 4 года назад

      Weirdplaidシ me lol

    • @Dana-vw6no
      @Dana-vw6no 4 года назад

      Weirdplaidシ sub to me

    • @Ana-yp5es
      @Ana-yp5es 4 года назад +1

      I'm moving to texas in like 5 years but I'm happy

    • @dakotawhisman
      @dakotawhisman 4 года назад +1

      Rayblox if you have your ROBLOX pfp for RUclips I automatically think you’re weird

    • @whimsygirl333
      @whimsygirl333 4 года назад +1

      YESSS

  • @izzysirmon5360
    @izzysirmon5360 4 года назад +154

    Me: *Trying to watch the video*
    Albert: *Keeps talking about how much he has to pee*
    Me: ._.

  • @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680
    @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680 4 года назад +300

    3:10
    So you’re telling me that albert screaming like a maniac won’t wake Kirsten up, but peeing will.

  • @Morgan-lt2lp
    @Morgan-lt2lp 2 года назад +4

    Lol pinkcode's bio in roblox is "I love brookhaven and i hate flamingo" now

  • @florpygorp1799
    @florpygorp1799 4 года назад +42

    Albert: i dont wanna wake my girlfriend up because my pee is too loud
    Me: **remembers alberts account called Loudestpeestream**

    • @FavouredWoods
      @FavouredWoods 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Doverthedino
      @Doverthedino 4 года назад

      What WHAT video is that?(or which video did he use that account)?

  • @nightdiamond5743
    @nightdiamond5743 4 года назад +355

    I love how Albert is just talking about how thick he is while everyone is in a panic investigating. This really shows Albert would truly survive in a real-life death situation , lol

  • @breadstick8623
    @breadstick8623 4 года назад +64

    I’d be pretty down to see some vlogs, Albert
    As long as it doesn’t turn out the same way as Albertsstuff did lol

    • @dyslexicnerd3590
      @dyslexicnerd3590 4 года назад +5

      eggo 100% agreed

    • @ryan.s1316
      @ryan.s1316 4 года назад +2

      mmmm an eggo 😫🤤😏

    • @markrule2737
      @markrule2737 4 года назад +1

      Hummus and egg is 🤢🤮😉🥰👍🏿

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 4 года назад +1

      I make fanart I think they mean he runs two channels and then eventually forgets about the channel and abandons it.

    • @radicalappledude
      @radicalappledude 4 года назад

      Mark_Sucks_At_Life wat is that supposed to mean

  • @f5tornadogray
    @f5tornadogray 2 года назад +2

    Albert: wants to make a vlog about driving to Texas.
    Me: have fun getting hit by a tornado while your there.

  • @elisahatz
    @elisahatz 4 года назад +72

    I think Albert remembered a lot of girls watch his channel after he was talking about the peeing thing.
    😂

    • @missrileyriley
      @missrileyriley 4 года назад +1

      ғʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ sᴀʀᴄᴀsᴍ oop

    • @deborahrossney6968
      @deborahrossney6968 4 года назад +4

      Ye that was very uncomfortable for me to watch but also hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kassk1413
      @kassk1413 4 года назад +2

      **𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍**

    • @melissap1524
      @melissap1524 4 года назад +2

      Lol that was probably awkward

    • @MLGMinecraftcoolboyLegend
      @MLGMinecraftcoolboyLegend 4 года назад

      i felt unconfurtdifedpostje ima girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

  • @nightclawler2116
    @nightclawler2116 4 года назад +67

    Albert: *goes outside*
    his neighbours: " damn his girlfriend must have clogged the toilet again"

  • @stopthis4843
    @stopthis4843 4 года назад +1230

    Albert in a horror movie: “RUN IDIOTS RUN”

    • @kawaiibumblebee8587
      @kawaiibumblebee8587 3 года назад +23

      Have you commented this same comment but on another one of his videos? This comment just seems familiar 🤔🤣

    • @luvdisgust
      @luvdisgust 3 года назад +18

      Sophie Levesque or he would be like “AAAAAAAAAAH”

    • @moonlight8940
      @moonlight8940 3 года назад +5

      Sophie Levesque i seemed like

    • @lexyskyannabella44
      @lexyskyannabella44 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @stopthis4843
      @stopthis4843 3 года назад +3

      @@luvdisgust no cap thad be me

  • @Eveelinn
    @Eveelinn 2 года назад +3

    albert: talking bout how his gf clogged the toilet
    also him 0.5 seconds later: ANIME MODE: one
    :P

  • @MixxedCj
    @MixxedCj 4 года назад +236

    Flamingo: * talks about how he wants to move to Texas *
    Me who thought he was just kidding the first time he was talking about it: *say sike right now*

    • @frenchfri3588
      @frenchfri3588 4 года назад +10

      Glitter Heart As soon as I read “Texas”, Albert said Texas
      *He rlly is a Texas boi*

    • @lisagoldberg4803
      @lisagoldberg4803 4 года назад +9

      I was so happy when I heard he might move to Texas cause I live in texas

    • @old1101
      @old1101 4 года назад +6

      Im Texas dallas

    • @darcinia
      @darcinia 4 года назад +2

      Texas is pretty cheap too for very nice houses I wouldn’t mind moving

    • @wizz324
      @wizz324 4 года назад

      Nani ?
      I have no idea what u just said

  • @sarabush18
    @sarabush18 4 года назад +366

    “my girlfriend clogged the toilet.”
    *rip albert*

    • @dextheduck6346
      @dextheduck6346 4 года назад +3

      Nani!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 4 года назад +2

      S T O P

    • @joeyschannel8372
      @joeyschannel8372 4 года назад +3

      I THINK U MAY HAVE MISSED THE VIDEO OF HIM SAYING THAT HE DOSENT WANT THOSE DARN 'albert 2020' COMMENTS

    • @sarabush18
      @sarabush18 4 года назад +2

      Joey's Channel uhm ok I’ll change it then

    • @joeyschannel8372
      @joeyschannel8372 4 года назад +2

      @@sarabush18 srry lol u dont have to. i used caps and me sorry

  • @model_develop7011
    @model_develop7011 4 года назад +109

    No one not anyone:
    Not even a soul:
    Albert: *We are all here to murder mike*

    • @oofimsad9383
      @oofimsad9383 4 года назад +1

      Omg

    • @aiden1339
      @aiden1339 4 года назад +1

      lool

    • @BeanBurgh09
      @BeanBurgh09 4 года назад +2

      THE COMMENT ABOVE ME IS A SCAM, DON’T GO TO IT.

    • @rcm6275
      @rcm6275 4 года назад +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @rcm6275
      @rcm6275 4 года назад +1

      @@shanemoore5883 Is that a trap?

  • @aintnobodyprayingforme
    @aintnobodyprayingforme Год назад +4

    not him saying he wants to live with jake💀

  • @maddoxmor
    @maddoxmor 4 года назад +110

    Texan tip: DO NOT MOVE TO ONE OF THE BIG TEXAS CITIES SUCH AS HOUTSTON THERE IS CONSTANT FLOODS, STORMS AND A HIGH CRIME RATE IN HOUSTON AND IN DALLAS THERE IS ALSO A HIGH CRIME RATE

    • @marcanneon7411
      @marcanneon7411 4 года назад +3

      I think you accidentally swapped video and did this comment

    • @HavocCreator47
      @HavocCreator47 4 года назад +3

      I'd suggest Cibolo or Shertz

    • @maddoxmor
      @maddoxmor 4 года назад +8

      Alicornqueensuper no he said during the short “vlog” he wanted to move to Texas, so I commented this

    • @HoneyJugss
      @HoneyJugss 4 года назад +3

      404 Dog Not Found i agree. Stay away from coasts. More inland and norther texas it better.

    • @thisnewhandlethingsucks
      @thisnewhandlethingsucks 4 года назад +1

      Then why is there an nfl team in Houston

  • @nicehuman778
    @nicehuman778 4 года назад +309

    I'm still surprised that his girlfriend didn't wake up even though he's screaming

    • @Eutimias
      @Eutimias 4 года назад +6

      AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @mariana_herrera18
      @mariana_herrera18 4 года назад +5

      She is probably a heavy sleeper

    • @roxst4rz
      @roxst4rz 4 года назад +5

      Mariana Ramirez like my sister ;-;

    • @kelleye1813
      @kelleye1813 4 года назад +4

      His pee stream is that loud

    • @bl00dy.t33thxx
      @bl00dy.t33thxx 4 года назад +1

      Thats tru

  • @ghst1ee335
    @ghst1ee335 4 года назад +157

    albert: I thought he was gonna say "Unfrotunately, they were all poisoned
    Me: I thought he was gonna say he has diarrhea..

    • @basicname9091
      @basicname9091 4 года назад

      Same sister 😂😂

    • @chayzen-kolomonakassebeer3508
      @chayzen-kolomonakassebeer3508 4 года назад

      Same anime sheak

    • @flora4884
      @flora4884 4 года назад +1

      XD LOL

    • @no-ck8yz
      @no-ck8yz 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Impxctfnx
      @Impxctfnx 4 года назад

      Hahahahhhahhahahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahahaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahajjajaahhahahhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhajahahahahhahaahhahah..........

  • @Mooonbunn
    @Mooonbunn 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love how flamingo screams very loud the whole time and then when he pee’s he doesn’t wanna wake the girlfriend up 😂

  • @ballsvlogs
    @ballsvlogs 4 года назад +336

    Albert:*pees outside*
    Everyone at the kids playground:O-O

  • @CherryPuppy
    @CherryPuppy 4 года назад +2006

    *Paige probably cut out like 5 minutes of Albert talking about his peeing skills*
    Edit: Hey, I know that people find editing the comment is annoying, but thanks for 1k likes. It means a lot! :) Poor Paige, she didn't deserve to hear that lol

    • @CherryPuppy
      @CherryPuppy 4 года назад +29

      @@comleytea9271 Awwwe, thank you! :)

    • @ken9828
      @ken9828 4 года назад +13

      ReeT01 Now we gotta get to 340

    • @Enteiso
      @Enteiso 4 года назад +11

      Your probably not wrong

    • @lethal8lily
      @lethal8lily 4 года назад +12

      True

    • @Becomingmee
      @Becomingmee 4 года назад +7

      Cherry Puppy xD true

  • @dio44492
    @dio44492 4 года назад +169

    Bad ending: **Saving an old man from literal h e c k**
    Good ending: **Literally putting children’s life at risk**

  • @skeletoninawheelbarrow
    @skeletoninawheelbarrow 3 года назад +1155

    “I’m lookin pretty thicc right now”
    Wise words of Flamingo 😌

  • @tracyhe8353
    @tracyhe8353 2 года назад +2

    Albert: Pinkcode you will not beat me
    Me: I just wanna know that if u beat her

  • @AEZAKM1
    @AEZAKM1 4 года назад +112

    9:46 Ah, Albert, the only youtuber who wont have their editor cut the part out, but instead, will take the camera with him while he goes to pee
    10:35 Also, Albert, the only youtuber who will describe how it was, peeing outside.

  • @bellaroblox6510
    @bellaroblox6510 4 года назад +156

    Albert talking: *nothing happens*
    Albert being quiet: *jumpscare happens on screen*

  • @Maybe.Tomorrow
    @Maybe.Tomorrow 4 года назад +185

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    albert: pees while hes recording like nothing

    • @ammy548
      @ammy548 4 года назад +10

      damn bro i wasnt gonna laugh before but since you put "no one" I have now laughed

    • @luacoold
      @luacoold 4 года назад

      am here

    • @oliveoil3075
      @oliveoil3075 4 года назад +4

      This is really funny man, know what's make it even more funny? If people kept making this same joke over and over and over and over

    • @2Jzizzle
      @2Jzizzle 4 года назад

      Oliver Tignor e

    • @madokaa.kaname
      @madokaa.kaname 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @Playyt1227
    @Playyt1227 2 года назад +2

    Will and mike... STRANGER THINGS

  • @caitlinboyce3491
    @caitlinboyce3491 4 года назад +651

    me: **eating fruit snacks while watching flamingo and doing online school**

  • @coffeebean_35
    @coffeebean_35 4 года назад +85

    "I used to be a professional at peeing."
    Alrighty then albert

  • @Bakamoli
    @Bakamoli 4 года назад +129

    “My vlogs would be on a different channel.”
    Ok, but what if the Flamingo channel ends up being like the albertsstuff channel? 🤔

    • @asielsantana8259
      @asielsantana8259 4 года назад +6

      I doubt it, since the albertsstuff channel died out because albert didn't feel good on the videos he was making.

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 года назад +15

      @@asielsantana8259 no, it died because of M O N E T I Z A T I O N

    • @beniceeatrice1492
      @beniceeatrice1492 4 года назад +6

      He should definitely be himself on the vlog channel tho

    • @Goated.Stories
      @Goated.Stories 4 года назад +1

      Oof Song i miss the old RUclips conditions where you could basically upload anything without monetization

    • @wetbutter8057
      @wetbutter8057 4 года назад +1

      @Oof Song D E M O N I T I Z A T I O N

  • @gracev1654
    @gracev1654 3 месяца назад +3

    pinkcode2019 is now a south park kyle cosplayer

    • @skinskinner
      @skinskinner 3 месяца назад

      it can't be

    • @skinskinner
      @skinskinner 3 месяца назад

      just checked... sadly the myths are true, how come all of these classic noobs end up liike this

  • @Embreezy
    @Embreezy 4 года назад +60

    Heck yeah do a vlog of the road trip to Texas like “road to Texas” and then do vlogs of your journey of your first few days in Texas and we will give you views 👍

    • @meghanweymouth8632
      @meghanweymouth8632 4 года назад +3

      Your saying it like he actually has to go to texas

    • @lovelyaya1811
      @lovelyaya1811 4 года назад

      Carson loves animalz Ikrrr

    • @ger_idk
      @ger_idk 4 года назад

      I going to Texas

    • @Embreezy
      @Embreezy 4 года назад

      Carson loves animalz noo just an idea

  • @odetteb2924
    @odetteb2924 4 года назад +211

    Albert: "imagine that under your bed."
    Me: *Looks under my bed*

  • @elescreations
    @elescreations 4 года назад +446

    Flamingo: “12 people can’t live in here..”
    Home Alone: “AHEM.”

  • @jackattack7895
    @jackattack7895 2 года назад +3

    do vlogs do vlogs do vlogs do vlogs do vlogs