Albert:“There’s a lot of RUclipsrs who have done very bad things and got rich from it” Logan Paul: **Laughs at dead body and cries from being able to see color**
"I hate you sonic!" -Albert "I don't wanna be on this Earth if sonic isn't with me." "Is sonic not with us anymore?!" -still Albert "You think sonic's out there venturing with other women?" -pretty sure that's still Albert
The Sonic was me. xD, and I was also venturing for other women too. (Going along with Albert's joke xD, How I know that's me is because on my Main Account one of my friends told me I was on his video.)
“She’s little and she’s riding” Me: *oh no, albertsstuff is coming back* (Edit: I didn’t really watch albertsstuff but thanks for the likes, also please no hate on flamingo, Albert is thriving and doing amazing with his new content)
Alberto: She’s actually kinda cute Kiersten: When they ask you how you are but you have to say you’re fine, but you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand
Albert: “She little and she riding . . . she kinda cute tho.” FBI: *interesting.* Everyone: *_ladies and gentlemen, we got em._* Girlfriend: _YOU _*_C H E A T E R._*
“Guys it’s sonic” -Albert A few moments later “I HATE YOU SONIC” One second later “I can’t play without sonic” Some time later “Hey! Sonic left!” Not even a second later “If only sonic was here.. COOKIES” Just some time after “Is sonic not with us anymore?” -Albert 2020
Riding hood: hI I BrOuGhT u SuM tReAtS Wolf? grandma: ok. riding hood: what an odd voice you have... Wolf? grandma: oh I just have a little cold. Riding hood: what big eyes you have... Wolf?grandma: all better to see you with. Riding hood: what big teeth you have... grandma: your my least favorite grandchild.
hi Albert, I just wanted to say you make me laugh a lot and that I love you for it. I woke up with my back hurting a lot, and not being able to walk. So I’m watching this in the hospital. Thank you for everything♥️
Albert complained about this in one of his videos when everyone was putting when he said something stupid so pretty sure he doesn't want you to bring it back up. Don't think I was being mean just saying. SPITTIN FACTS
Doesn't really matter to me just doing it for Albert I bet he would really appreciate it but when you see other peeps do it you could at least try to make up something funny lol not saying it wasn't funny
Thanks so much for playing my game!! :D
yo
Hello again
1 year ago, 9 likes?.. wow o.o
37 and 2 yrs ago? o.o
@@calixck Better like 38
3:48
Albert: *literally dying*
Paige: hey are you aroudn
*paige*
hey are you aroudn
I wonder if he’s aroudn
@@curtisedmunds3559 literally the comment
You meant 3:50
@@at_l he probably isn’t aroudn
“She kinda cute tho”
Kirsten:”am I a joke to you”
ScreenUp am I the only one who read this right as he said she kinda cute tho lol
ScreenUp omg so right
Albert: *yes*
Kirsten: takes out a shotgun
@@sunsetstuffs4669 SAME
@@barelena same!
"She's little and she's riding"
"She kinda cute tho"
oh no...
SantiagoBro **STOP**
SantiagoBro *s t o p*
*_his albertsstuff is showing_*
ok but like I'm dirty minded, so-
*Top 10 roller coasters to ride in 2020*
2019:”I will make a part two of the earth worm sally theme song”
2020:still no earth worm sally part two
I just talked about that yesterday with someone I saw on roblox. e.e
I really wanted that
水銀警搬乍薔腍一無洜議。
@@Olivia-kf4rc i dont talk *TAKA TAKA*
@@skellysam1422 ok and he probably didn't talk to you so shut up
"She's little and she's riding."
me: w h a t
💀😂😂
She's riding a hard long sausage
LOL i--
I-
Golden GuxV2 boi if u don’t
“IT’S A WILD WOLF!”
**Makes sounds**
You sure it isn’t a tiger?
Yep
Albert:“There’s a lot of RUclipsrs who have done very bad things and got rich from it”
Logan Paul: **Laughs at dead body and cries from being able to see color**
I don't like Logan '-'
LMFAO
Jessie Girl k
vlogers*
Very underrated
No one:
Albert in literally every Story game: *A S O N I C F A N*
?????
A sonic fan
Sonic
Arakan wait so this comment is supposed to be funny?
When I saw this comment I was like: *S A M E*
“She little and she riding.”
Like, at least 7 seconds later
“She kinda cute though.”
Albert, what happened to your giRlFRieNd?
Knock knock *FBI OPEN UP*
Kailey is... is this a home alone reference? correct me if i’m stupid, but...
@@kaileysmith28 it's never lupus
Oof
Noob
Red: I am so happy to meet you again!
Guy: *BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
"LOOK IT'S SONIC!"
Man he really changed over the years..
Wth is he kinda blocky or is it just me...?
Yeah he used to say bad words
Y
A
S
"I hate you sonic!"
-Albert
"I don't wanna be on this Earth if sonic isn't with me."
"Is sonic not with us anymore?!"
-still Albert
"You think sonic's out there venturing with other women?"
-pretty sure that's still Albert
@S a s s y M I n n I e um.. wait... i think i ruined my childhood 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I was litterly about to comment about that 😂
litterlly
The Sonic was me. xD, and I was also venturing for other women too. (Going along with Albert's joke xD, How I know that's me is because on my Main Account one of my friends told me I was on his video.)
@@bloxianguy778 does your friend use roblox also?
1:04
"she's little and she's riding"
FBI OPEN UP
Also FBI: *We gottem*
@@wojtek24msz uhhhhhh....
DabrowskiGaming a horse tehe
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.
FBI OPEN UP
9.99% of the comments: “she little she riding” my comment:”is anyone gonna talk about the tumbnail?
We’re all used to it😅
Yea right xD xdd
& sonic
I've lost brain cells reading this
"she little and she riding"
everyone: *HE SAID IT*
This is why your dad left you
Kristi Wilson
Don’t say that!
He should be returning with the milk shortly.
Kailey *IS THAT A HOME ALONE REFERRENCE!?*
cloudy Ok boomer
I was thinking it too unless you didn’t mean riding what?
"The girl with the red hood, she's little, and she's riding"
im gonna stop you right there
Nova's Depression 🤣
Dirty minded test....
Nova's Depression Omg i-
why is this not a loli hentai already?
*Me: She's riding a red hood-*
0:07
Every high school student making fun of the teacher
y e s
Poopy Bargain lol
FoR SuRe
Lmaoo
Ok boomer
“She’s little and she’s riding”
Me: *oh no, albertsstuff is coming back*
(Edit: I didn’t really watch albertsstuff but thanks for the likes, also please no hate on flamingo, Albert is thriving and doing amazing with his new content)
PPHHHT-
Welp
I-
@@SmitteaKat exactly what I did but I *WHEEZED*
ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝔸𝕝𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗 :/ 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘
Human: **has blue hair**
Flamingo: he looks like sonic
cOoKiE MoNsTeR: **has blonde hair**
Flamingo: HMmmmmmmmm too YEllOw
Cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (boop) *take two* Cookie
sounds racist tbh
existing being not really tho
cOoKiE MoNsTeR ninja
Albert 2018-2019:yes sisters
Albert 2020: “chunk”
Flamingo: “She kinda cute tho...”
*FBI intensifies*
@Nekomair hi mom
"She riding"
@@goldbaconsnipr4507 f
Little red riding hood is 8 years old
No like when you call a child cute and innocent-
Nobody:
Albert: *"I got the guy with bloody diarrhea pants and sonic"*
"She's little and riding"
Me:yes she is-
Me:wait what
o.O
Dawn Bray please stop. this is a kids channel, what dont you understand?
I don’t get this.
.....:
???
“The girl with the red hood, she’s little and she’s riding.”
Tell me this is an actual song please
no that's to far!
Greasy Potato no, it’s not HAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO
Yes it on pornhub.
Right when u said that he said that
"Your grandma has diabetes and these cookies are really gonna mess her up"
Me: *Hold up you say what.....!*
Omg ty
Yasssssssss
My grandma literally has stage 3 diabetes
Michelle Stein oh..
ha noob@@
Riding hood: “the wolf tried me to a tree”
Me: just like any other wolf would do
Beyblade Battles tru lol your creative
Lol
Sudjdodeidixudos
👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
RESPECT THE VETS
“She’s little and she’s riding”
*Tokyo Flashbacks*
Tokyo ghoul right
this ruined my day
MemeyTimes can you stop? This is a kids channel. Not to mention this is ROBLOX-
Is it long and thick?
@@k1tt1ez It doesn’t MATTER
"The girl with the red hood,she's little, and she's riding."
*oH, sHeS rIdinG a rEd hOod. :>>*
Kathy Chan Chan omfg even that sounds wrong
Kathy Chan Chan I literally had wide eyes when he said “she’s little and she’s riding” omg xD
But what hood?
XD
*Hmm, whatever could you mean?*
11:06 is the equivalent to “why do I hear boss music”
I do
I.H Squad ??
Nikothefox 2007 ??
When he said “whilst” I really felt that
😳✊
😩👌
😶🖐
nolan arado yes
😣🤞
Rose what is that supposed to mean
Tip when u play story:
Get robux first so if you die
Respawn
When flamingo says “CJ” which is my actual name
Me: “ah, so my life is finally complete”
He also says my name carlito
wow ur blessed by the *c h i l l*
@@Clos-uf5sz CarLIto*
What
You have been chosen.
Alberto: She’s actually kinda cute
Kiersten: When they ask you how you are but you have to say you’re fine, but you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand
WoW lol
I can hear it
Nice to see someone to memorize that meme
Kirsten*
Flame Breaker kirsten*
“She little and she riding it”
Your showing your old body
*Albertsstuff*
HES RETURNED!
NO
HE IS FINALLY BACK :D
I was the 69th like haha
Ok
i have been waiting for these for this comeback for years
Albert voicing Riding Hood’s Grandma: Oh, hello little riding hood, I’ve been- LOOOOOOAOAOAOOOOOOAAAAAA
Albert: “The girl with the red hood, she’s little, and she’s riding”
*Top 10 Anime Climaxes*
stop it now!!!
i did climax when she was riding
oh.
_oh, wow._
@@thugpatrick what climax
@@thugpatrick Nice
“The girl with the red hood, she’s little and she’s riding.”
wh e e ze-
@- I’m Fine- stop swearing
XD
woah there buster...
OoF
I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
**albert panicking**
paige: *hey are you aroudn*
lvgood lmao I was wondering what she even meant
Logan Moon she probably had to show him a video she edited
"She's little and she's riding"
No.
"She kinda cute tho"
FBI-
Stop,. You're gross.
Random roblox player: "ShE HaS nO BrEan"
Albert: "...Yup"
3:09
No one:
Literally no one:
Paige: hEy ArE yOu ArOuDn
lol
Is he cheating on her gf
Best name ever REEEEEE NO RUIN JOKES
Best name ever no u
albert is a non..
Albert: *he left before I could punish him for his sins* me: ay calm down Satan
Wdym
Wait that makes no sense satan won't punish someone that did sins Satan will thank him wtf
i almost got punished for my sins
10:57 for some reason I just cracked up when he got flung
Albert: “She little and she riding . . . she kinda cute tho.”
FBI: *interesting.*
Everyone: *_ladies and gentlemen, we got em._*
Girlfriend: _YOU _*_C H E A T E R._*
Morganpopstar! 0w0 uh oh poo poo stinkie moment
Xbox9_p yeet, yeet. i wish upon the gods to give your soul a delete.
Xbox9_p oof.
zarrar you wish not come true it MY GENIE >:(((( GRRRRR
Morganpopstar! 0w0 OH NO
"maybe she fell down the stairs, idk"
grandma: im fallin, AND I CANT GET UPPPP
‘She looks cute tho’
Albert’s Girlfriend: You weren’t supposed to do that.
"the cookies taste good", the kid with asthma breathing heavily bc of the delightful smell of the cookies..
"shes little and she's riding" ~ Albert
stop it, STOP IT , STOOOOP IIIT!!!
@@kaileysmith28 im not in ur house
“Guys it’s sonic”
-Albert
A few moments later
“I HATE YOU SONIC”
One second later
“I can’t play without sonic”
Some time later
“Hey! Sonic left!”
Not even a second later
“If only sonic was here.. COOKIES”
Just some time after
“Is sonic not with us anymore?”
-Albert 2020
ALSO ALBERT: "All I wanna do is protect this man right here he deserves everything, and sonic deserves NOTHING"
What the f*!?
@@generalnarwhalis8335 the one that's actually good and you complain
@@yohernande3153 what the f what?
Ollie Studios Bro chill, no need to be rude, just ignore the comments
No one:
Albert: Some vlogers get rich off of doing bad things so be like them
Me: I don’t want to film a dead body like Logan Paul
3:49
Paige saying: "hey are you around"? meanwhile Albert is panicking:
Me: *Dies of laughter*
Me:*thinks only 8-12 year old watch flamingo*
Me after reading comments: I was wrong the whole time
She is little and she is riding
She is little and she’s riding B)
Ethan Pacitti it was funny until you had to explain the joke lol
noob.
Idiot Noob im confuse
“Sufiyan lead me too victory.”
*Paige messaging Albert: “Hey are you aroudn?”*
No One:
Literally No one:
Albert: Sees Sonic
Me: Oh Yeah Yeah
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeahy
game: **screams and scary noises**
Albert: "...................well"
The monster that screams is the *cloverfield monster which is actually scary and he's huge"
I actually REALLY like his hair color now.
me too
Lol me too I'm was gonna get my hair brown too soooo...
;_;
White
2y
Albert: “oooooh... c o o k i e s”
Me: *dies from laughter*
c o o k i e s
Jacelyn Grant c o o k i e s
nobody:
not even paige:
Albert: SONIC
When that noob girl said "she has no brean" I was like UNO REVERSE CARD!!!!!!!!!!
@Ken Moritz e
When you realize Albert is old enough to get drafted:
👁👄👁
Boba Tea Ry but hes not mantally stable enough : )
aqqles whew
Roux
when you realize albert is to weak to get drafted
lmAooo he rlly is old enough ain’t he 😂😂
random person: oh no a wild wolf
the wolf: *is a demonic hellspawn*
Lion2008 Omba E
Nobody:
RUclips: 7 likes and 2 views
Also youtube: *we plan to make our website more accurate and better in general*
Edit: why do you guys like this?
DEAD MEME YOUR CANCER
eG Caution EW FORTNITEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@kylopek no u
RUclips dont want a person happy >:(
eG Caution your cancer kid it’s 2020 not 2019 kid
They forget the best part of the story, where the wolf skins the grandma and wears her skin.
Or when the hunter shoots the wolf and retrieves riding hood and the grandmother from the stomach of the wolf
I had Vietnam flashbacks when he said “Bloody Diarrhea”
oh god
@@tonystank0edits lol
david morales
Same man, same
@@2zelda oak or birch?
Same lol
“She little and she’s riding.”
Me: *Hol up*
Edit #1: To all the hate comments, *Ok Zoomer*
Edit #2: y’all mad for no reason, it’s a fucking joke.
..
what is Hol up
@@whatwhosjillian9988 hold up
Negative thinker
Omg
Albert: She is kinda cute tho
Me: The ogne has fallen in love with the princess!
o g n e
what is an o g n e?
Ok
Cool. but he already has a girlfriend???
What is an o g n e?
You made this 3 days before my birthday! Thx!
“I sleep next to Serag”
Imma head out
9:43-9:46 what I can guess he said was "OH , I EAT A BOWL OF SOUP WOAH" *~instantly throws up a secound after~*
To flamingo, the sonic theme must be as settling as to us humans, the “Anime OP”, our studies have shown this brings joy to his brain.
Ok but I’m laughing my ass of by the fact that Albert doesn’t think ‘whilst’ is a word 😂
12:35
Falamango: "See guys, sometimes when you do bad things in life, you get rewarded for it."
*Speech of the year *
1-11-20
Falamango💀
Riding Hood: *I am so happy to see you again!*
Random noob: *EAAAAAAAAAAUU* ( 1:22 )
Lmaooo😂💀
Albert:The love of my life is sonic
Kirsten: ;-;
Not even a single person even a soul or a single heart
Albert:I choke on my own spit AGHHHHH
Albert
“She kinda cute tho”
FBI
Gettem boys
Albert: She's 19!
But sir! Shes a 1000 years old!
But in the story she is a girl which means under 18
lol
Albert:spits down microphone
Me: eating an ice lolly and feel saliva
I haven’t watched your videos IN YEARS, good to be back.
4:12 i like how Albert doesn’t even care, he’s just like “K..”
Albert : *Dont wanna play without sonic*
*Albert play game with Sonic*
*Sonic left the game*
Albert : *(Sounds very tortured)*
😂😂😂😂
How is this funny
@@timelessnt yea idk
oK
he almost punished me for my sins
also wow he wanted to play with me but not so whakahwmshe emendnsmsj
Albert: "shes little and shes riding"
me: "wait a minute..."
nobody: plays illumanati theme
DabrowskiPlays she is riding a horse lol
@@phoenix9334 *_what kind of horse???_*
@@kaedecheesecake *animal horse*
Berry Pop when did he say that time stamp?
@@shama3867 1:04
Riding hood: hI I BrOuGhT u SuM tReAtS
Wolf? grandma: ok.
riding hood: what an odd voice you have...
Wolf? grandma: oh I just have a little cold.
Riding hood: what big eyes you have...
Wolf?grandma: all better to see you with.
Riding hood: what big teeth you have...
grandma: your my least favorite grandchild.
Albert: *The wolf VIOLENTLY EATS HER GRANDPARENTS*
Me: What the hell-
Me: So there are 1.4k comments, correct?
RUclips: Yes.
Me: Where are they?
RUclips: Gone, reduced to atoms.
Replys are comments so it's why there's a bunch of more comments.
Good point.
Uhhh what?
lmao i hate it when that happens
hi Albert, I just wanted to say you make me laugh a lot and that I love you for it. I woke up with my back hurting a lot, and not being able to walk. So I’m watching this in the hospital. Thank you for everything♥️
9:45 Albert: **sounds like he's on the verge of death**
The CC: yes, *Applause*
“She’s little..”
*”and shes riding”*
*_fbi would like to know your location_*
I dont undewstand
@@kristinkaakiroska2663 Shh, little child. Go back to sleep.
Kristina FC riding a hood sounds wrong like... you know... the things they do in bed
@@guy4662 why are you mean
Kristina FC think you learn about it in like 8 grade
nobody:
albert in almost every video: *SONIC!*
No one:
Flamingo 3 seconds into the video: LOOK THERES SONIC!
Almost every camping game Albert plays;
Albert's squad is *S T A C K E D*
Me: "Where the big bad wolf at???"
Me: "*Oh, yeah, Albert probably made him rage quit off of the fairytale with admin commands.*"
Dangerous Wildlife maybe another wolf ate it uwu
「Emii Chan UwU」 | maybe he fell in love with a female wolf and has children
Adam Wilson True,true 🤔
OR MAYBE
HE DIED
@@adamwilson9720 *NO ONLINE DATING*
4:07 10:11
No one:
Albert: *Growls Mama*
*M A M A*
M A M A
HAHA
MAMA
"Chunk"
Albert - 2020
Just chunk yes best comment ever
Albert complained about this in one of his videos when everyone was putting when he said something stupid so pretty sure he doesn't want you to bring it back up. Don't think I was being mean just saying. SPITTIN FACTS
Gucci Londyn ight i wont do it again, i thought it was only the albert 2019 comments
Doesn't really matter to me just doing it for Albert I bet he would really appreciate it but when you see other peeps do it you could at least try to make up something funny lol not saying it wasn't funny
12:37 i thought he was gonna say “and god forgives you” but no you get rewarded 😻
1:30 “Sonic it’s just daily reminder, you are a HEY!!!!”
So Sonic is a hey🧐
my new name is hey
Albert: she kinda cute -searches how hold little red Riding hood- 8 years old -fbi bust in Alberta home-
Так я не понял аоаиараыт уратса аостстс вуовтс вала
-_- I dont understand learn good grammar bruh
Fixed Comment :
Albert : She Kinda Cute.
**Searches How Old Little Red Riding Hood Is**
FBI : **bursts into Albert's home**
@@theworstnoob4056 I can read noob but thanks
This is all over the place.
“She’s little and she’s riding”
Yeah, her BIKE to get to grandmas house to borrow grandma’s vib-
What is vib
@ferret_walk but what was it
Rfhgcgh Dcuhcgu grandmas vibrating toothbrush if you catch my drift
congratulations! 6m subs!
Person: "no s its morning"
Albert: **mocks it**
Me: Albert..think of what you have said..
???????
dbzeno luke your probably to young to understand lmao
@@woahsocooldude7924 then why don't you tell him i'm 20 and don't get it for some reason maybe it's because i was raised properly
@@amalinialani3344 i cant say the actual word because i might get banned but the s stands for what adults do to make a chlid lol
@@woahsocooldude7924 ohhh ok i get it now xD