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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @leonmcneil6345
    @leonmcneil6345 4 года назад +1294

    albert: -sets something on fire-
    also albert: oh that actually worked

    • @debrarivas2127
      @debrarivas2127 4 года назад +8

      XD

    • @f4iriies
      @f4iriies 4 года назад +11

      Lol btw how did he think that would not work. BURNING SOMETHING ALWAY WORKS ALBERT!!

    • @-squirrelgirl-2040
      @-squirrelgirl-2040 4 года назад +2

      How do you cross out your words?

    • @KatherineHQ
      @KatherineHQ 4 года назад +3

      8k subs with no content Challenge like this put - in front of your words -yeet-

    • @marinadelosangeles2375
      @marinadelosangeles2375 4 года назад +1

      xv

  • @xoxoatlas335
    @xoxoatlas335 4 года назад +757

    How to not burn your hand with a candle:
    DONT DO IT SIDEWAYS

  • @aqcupcake1707
    @aqcupcake1707 4 года назад +1158

    My strange addiction: Lighting Starbucks straws on fire for the smell

    • @derkslurpfan4665
      @derkslurpfan4665 4 года назад +24

      Quinn Squires was the way to you say hello and yes you are the best thing to you say so I can do not wanna was the one I wanted and you know what you mean and that’s why the one that was so you wanna I wanna is that you like to be a good night and be your friend you don’t

    • @axelsksksk5513
      @axelsksksk5513 4 года назад +22

      Derkslurp Fan very inspirational words, thank you

    • @bonaventureokafor2637
      @bonaventureokafor2637 4 года назад +4

      Derkslurp Fan.....WHAT?!

    • @robloxnoobdontbullyrobloxn2876
      @robloxnoobdontbullyrobloxn2876 4 года назад +6

      Infinity driving on fire in 11 me me laugh so hard f Richard flim-flam keep it a fire away ona grauer hey half the time 🤬💪👅😍🥰😜😝🌺🌷🍑🥒:^)

    • @ScribeProductions
      @ScribeProductions 4 года назад

      Axel sksksk was a great game for me a bitch is a good way of making my life a little boring but it’s a fun way of thinking big boys to get to themselves to get them back and then they get their way back in their game so much fun

  • @frogiezz7234
    @frogiezz7234 3 года назад +732

    I love how Albert uses different voices when he’s reading the text at the bottom 😂

  • @sleepybeagle25
    @sleepybeagle25 4 года назад +738

    “Do NOT do this at home”
    Later that day on a news report: “A 7 year old kid lights house on fire with a straw, here’s what we’ve gathered from the child.”
    Reporter: “How did you manage to do this on accident?”
    The kid: “Ugly SCP tato”

  • @ryleeharner3785
    @ryleeharner3785 4 года назад +4130

    Albert: looks at fire*
    Albert: giggles*
    When the house burns down:
    Albert: giggles

  • @jaaaime
    @jaaaime 4 года назад +752

    the burnt straw: smells good
    his squad: stacked
    hotel: trivago

    • @Crypticat
      @Crypticat 4 года назад +11

      this comment is underrated

    • @CreamyBliss
      @CreamyBliss 3 года назад +2

      DONT TOUCH MY SPAGHETT

    • @CreamyBliss
      @CreamyBliss 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @nasia226
      @nasia226 3 года назад +3

      @@CreamyBliss what?

    • @kileaf8844
      @kileaf8844 3 года назад +2

      i thought he gonna smoke some strawberry

  • @softchocolate4011
    @softchocolate4011 2 года назад +306

    I love how the jumpscare didn't get him but him getting teleported did.

    • @natureispretty35
      @natureispretty35 2 года назад +1

      Lol same

    • @Bird_b0nes
      @Bird_b0nes Год назад +9

      Intentional jump scare
      “Oh what the-“
      Innocent teleport
      *” AH-“*

    • @maya._-
      @maya._- Год назад

      The second one did tho lol

  • @saraekin7027
    @saraekin7027 4 года назад +361

    Person: *dies from raw egg*
    Laila: “Hm, yeah that could happen sometime”
    Edit: thanks for 333 likes

    • @r3flectlve
      @r3flectlve 4 года назад +3

      Salmonella I guess

    • @yourskaia
      @yourskaia 4 года назад +1

      @Alicia Stewart i search up and there a girl and sge say i noob scamerm idioter

    • @awfgretgdfe3880
      @awfgretgdfe3880 4 года назад +3

      mmm salmonella

    • @underscore_name5065
      @underscore_name5065 4 года назад +1

      @Alicia Stewart get lost nobody cares about a SCAM

    • @yourskaia
      @yourskaia 4 года назад +1

      I eat robux out of egg

  • @kanashimiyoutubechannel1706
    @kanashimiyoutubechannel1706 4 года назад +76

    0:26 how the cavemen felt when the discovers fire
    Omg I didn’t even know this got famous thank y’all this makes me so happy

    • @claredockerty9382
      @claredockerty9382 4 года назад +2

      Underated comment

    • @shuupier
      @shuupier 4 года назад

      Clare Dockerty mhm

    • @sametime9103
      @sametime9103 4 года назад +2

      Random Garcia, this makes no sense..

    • @HalTheBot
      @HalTheBot 4 года назад +1

      @@sametime9103
      bruh
      You know how cavemen discovered fire?
      Yeah, this person is making a joke about how the caveman that discovered fire felt.

    • @getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734
      @getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 4 года назад

      get 80k..R💲 now qm

  • @kmanclarkuss1562
    @kmanclarkuss1562 4 года назад +700

    Albert: *burns straw*
    Every vsco girl in existence: *claps*

    • @emmamayes9791
      @emmamayes9791 4 года назад +8

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iscaramouche1706
      @iscaramouche1706 4 года назад +7

      Ikr sksksksk lol

    • @walterwhite.1058
      @walterwhite.1058 4 года назад +3

      gojira the great lol

    • @starflet97
      @starflet97 4 года назад +5

      @__Potatoes Are Behind You__ OH NO! R THEY POTATOES IN MY BEHIND ME?!?!?

    • @moonearth_7
      @moonearth_7 4 года назад +1

      Yes I am one and I literally clapped

  • @traidnraid4178
    @traidnraid4178 3 года назад +70

    I thought albert was about to smoke a blunt on cam. 😂😂😂

  • @whooshifgay3358
    @whooshifgay3358 4 года назад +201

    0:26 I thought Albert was lightning up a cigarette, legit my heart skipped a beat

  • @troll8963
    @troll8963 4 года назад +783

    Albert: "Does anybody know how to light a candle
    without burning yourself?"
    Also Albert: *Lights the candle in the air and holds it where the fire can drop onto his pants*

    • @ikea4005
      @ikea4005 4 года назад +9

      Congle MSM it was a sartbucks paper straw paper

    • @weedwacker7822
      @weedwacker7822 4 года назад +1

      @@ikea4005 I agree

    • @St4rF3v3r
      @St4rF3v3r 4 года назад +13

      @@ikea4005 they need to make a coffee shop names sutartbucks

    • @troll8963
      @troll8963 4 года назад +3

      @@ikea4005 Bruh you weren't watching the whole video

    • @ikea4005
      @ikea4005 4 года назад

      Congle MSM 0:46

  • @HoopyCoows
    @HoopyCoows 4 года назад +451

    Albert: *potentially lights his house on fire*
    Also albert: hehe

    • @AxelVb
      @AxelVb 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ea-or1eh
      @ea-or1eh 4 года назад

      Question:where is he gonna live now..?

    • @peridot5xg105
      @peridot5xg105 4 года назад

      JODisHere no the scammer is cooler than u

    • @toonkyle12
      @toonkyle12 4 года назад

      wtf I thought he was lighting something else 😂😂😂😂

    • @yangz1478
      @yangz1478 4 года назад

      Why do you keep spamming, “join the cult” in the comments fr stop I don’t want to join any cult
      by the way just saying you should stop self promoting, not hating or being rude or anything. No offense.

  • @brooke4703
    @brooke4703 3 года назад +53

    5:29
    albert: "you know its a good game when the fire goes THAT way"
    also albert: *points the wrong way*

    • @bigssmoke2003
      @bigssmoke2003 2 года назад +9

      The camera is inverted so he was pointing the right direction

    • @Milo_96
      @Milo_96 Месяц назад

      smartest human being on this planet

    • @WolfGaming_86
      @WolfGaming_86 9 дней назад

      Right? I was boutta say that

  • @VengeLucid
    @VengeLucid 4 года назад +151

    0:26 who else low key thought he was gonna start smoking weed

  • @juuleusog
    @juuleusog 4 года назад +44

    0:26 I immediately thought Albert was smoking a blunt

  • @cinnamontoastkayden5242
    @cinnamontoastkayden5242 4 года назад +193

    Do this in island life: nuke the server and give everyone weapons. Then say its the apoclypse and its everyman for them self.

  • @Bubble._jaz
    @Bubble._jaz 3 года назад +79

    Albert: burns straw*
    laughs*
    Albert: says that his house might catch on fire*
    laughs*

  • @echosactfive639
    @echosactfive639 4 года назад +84

    “Do not play with fire”
    _proceeds to clap fire like a caveman_

    • @wrench1720
      @wrench1720 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps b r u h

    • @74L
      @74L 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps no one cares go away

    • @bonsai348
      @bonsai348 4 года назад

      @JODisHere no one cares my guy

    • @dankalewis3622
      @dankalewis3622 4 года назад

      @@74L ._. Bruh BOIIiIIIIiIIIIIiIIIiI!!!!!

    • @immi5911
      @immi5911 3 года назад

      LOL so true!

  • @jaylenbrowne5847
    @jaylenbrowne5847 4 года назад +83

    0:27
    Top 10 things to do when the internet is down.

    • @anxiron
      @anxiron 4 года назад +2

      Top 10 things to do when in quarantine

    • @veselagrigorova9032
      @veselagrigorova9032 4 года назад

      @@anxiron Ye, do it on quarantine. Its the best way to make yourself not alone :p

  • @adriane454
    @adriane454 4 года назад +45

    0:27 for a second I thought Albert was puffin a cig

  • @henpanz
    @henpanz Год назад +32

    i thought albert was about to smoke....

  • @jjw2082
    @jjw2082 4 года назад +166

    0:26 I immediately thought that Albert was smoking weed
    Edit: Thx for likes my guys most I-
    wow I thought it was fifty ty so much guys

  • @atlerre6969
    @atlerre6969 3 года назад +782

    Kirsten comes in and his office is on fire: Yeah im fine

  • @glonko_yt
    @glonko_yt 4 года назад +154

    Idea: be a grandma, of a family. The tragically die, and haunt the family.

    • @illustratedlectures
      @illustratedlectures 4 года назад +3

      YES

    • @itsquinxxmq8974
      @itsquinxxmq8974 4 года назад +3

      Jim the Pumpkin that’s a great idea

    • @isa8459
      @isa8459 4 года назад

      @@nataliewhite2811 shut up scam

    • @thescout8804
      @thescout8804 4 года назад

      Jim the Pumpkin the Star Wars outline isn’t funny anymore.

    • @dollilisha
      @dollilisha 4 года назад

      Jim the Pumpkin this needs more likes

  • @2I000
    @2I000 Год назад +12

    0:32 Albert is absolutely the kind of person who giggles after lighting something on fire

  • @giancarlovillarroel8045
    @giancarlovillarroel8045 4 года назад +55

    0:26 thought he was lighting a blunt lol

    • @ajikata-san1333
      @ajikata-san1333 4 года назад

      A cigar of sum'? ;-; I have ghetto language

  • @psatyawakta
    @psatyawakta 4 года назад +68

    0:40
    How to put out a fire 101

    • @Carmeilio
      @Carmeilio 4 года назад +2

      Psheew, psheew psheeew.

    • @kaiden897.8
      @kaiden897.8 4 года назад +1

      For a second there i thought he was gonna smoke weed...

    • @psatyawakta
      @psatyawakta 4 года назад

      JODisHere | ._.
      Cult-?

  • @hawkcey5663
    @hawkcey5663 4 года назад +60

    Albert: *”THAT WAS MY BABE!”*
    Kirsten: ö

  • @Dspren0
    @Dspren0 2 года назад +48

    I love that Albert always try’s to make it laugh and somehow it works!

  • @kalynnmessier
    @kalynnmessier 4 года назад +215

    No one:
    Fire fighters using water to set out fires
    Flamingo sets out fire by smashing it

    • @emmamayes9791
      @emmamayes9791 4 года назад +2

      Fire fighters put out fires with fire

    • @emmamayes9791
      @emmamayes9791 4 года назад +3

      Extingisher

    • @sherwyn5318
      @sherwyn5318 4 года назад +1

      and they either have foam or water in them -.-

    • @klinsstudio4492
      @klinsstudio4492 4 года назад +1

      Well. . .
      For me i throw it

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 4 года назад +4

      You have to suffocate fires because oxygen fuels fire
      That’s why stepping on small fires can put it out too

  • @helpimstuckinabluecircle5998
    @helpimstuckinabluecircle5998 4 года назад +173

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert almost lighting his house on fire: *HEHE*

  • @SidIsMid
    @SidIsMid 4 года назад +432

    Albert: **burns straw**
    Albert: don't do this
    Me: ok I won't (2 seconds later)
    me: **burns down house with straw**

  • @Цуасуи
    @Цуасуи 3 года назад +16

    Albert: this game is REALLY GOOD REALLY GOOD.
    Also Albert : I hope my house catches on fire .

  • @_______7852
    @_______7852 4 года назад +384

    "LiTtLe BiT oF sPiT never HuRt AnYbOdY!"
    **Flashbacks of when he spat on his keyboard and it instantly broke**
    Uh huhh-
    [Edit:] Oh wow, cliche but... *Sisterrrrrs stop liking this comment~*

    • @itzseason9374
      @itzseason9374 4 года назад +5

      I remember that

    • @kennedyy08
      @kennedyy08 4 года назад +6

      i like your userna- ~exits out of roblox~

    • @_______7852
      @_______7852 4 года назад +1

      Pinks Bloxburg Life thanks ^^

    • @lilijli
      @lilijli 4 года назад +1

      100 likes exactly, don’t anyone dare like it >:(

    • @_______7852
      @_______7852 4 года назад +1

      Oh no-

  • @anouilhdraws3747
    @anouilhdraws3747 4 года назад +204

    “That smells really good though”
    Me: asthma noises

  • @ImaPizzaK
    @ImaPizzaK 4 года назад +221

    "MY HOUSE CATCHED ON FIRE FROM A STRAW"
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED: *That's a great idea! But it has to be crazier*

    • @SCP-jy6nb
      @SCP-jy6nb 4 года назад +15

      Wait *"MY EX GIRLFRIEND SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE WITH A MCDONALDS STRAW AND MY MOM GOT ME PREGNANT ANS DIED"*

    • @SCP-jy6nb
      @SCP-jy6nb 4 года назад +6

      You're welcome

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 года назад +1

      @Sophia Kalenza Did albert say that in the video?

    • @dankalewis3622
      @dankalewis3622 4 года назад +1

      Is you a fnaf pizza

    • @YourInternetK9
      @YourInternetK9 4 года назад +1

      Tbh ACTUALLY HAPPENED has much more believable stories than most animated story channels

  • @chickennuggieqween1827
    @chickennuggieqween1827 3 года назад +10

    How to light a candle without being burnt:
    *M A T C H E S*

  • @sorrow4538
    @sorrow4538 4 года назад +65

    Albert: Dont try this at home.
    Noobs: *plays with fire*

  • @nuudoll
    @nuudoll 4 года назад +203

    Flamingo: *sets the straw on fire*
    Flamingo: *claps on it* This smells so good though--

  • @saniisan02
    @saniisan02 4 года назад +504

    “Chloe, you might be the hottest babe Roblox has to offer” Imagine if Kirsten heard that. BIG OOF

  • @organ.ofvision
    @organ.ofvision 8 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly i was BAWLING my eyes out with tears but not even 1 min in the video i was laughing with tears down my cheeks

  • @crelinten9478
    @crelinten9478 4 года назад +128

    0:27 i thought he was lighting a joint lmao

  • @randomperson5233
    @randomperson5233 4 года назад +136

    "You are a clever one I see"
    "Not really I just almost lit my house on fire"

    • @onlyneoon
      @onlyneoon 4 года назад

      Hello JOD. Btw don’t join the cult

  • @justsomekrakenwithinternet5965
    @justsomekrakenwithinternet5965 4 года назад +58

    "Not often do you see a fat head roundy character"
    *Felipe: Am I a joke to you?*

    • @unicornfrappe1895
      @unicornfrappe1895 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps Btw shut up big noob.

    • @reubenogden6395
      @reubenogden6395 4 года назад

      Trinity55632 AJ No u

    • @MrScorched
      @MrScorched 4 года назад

      Just Some Kraken With Internet Access In The Sea this is fucking overused. Stop using this dumbass joke

    • @luvvleia
      @luvvleia 4 года назад +2

      @@MrScorched *respect the drip KAREN*

  • @ricardomanzano7180
    @ricardomanzano7180 3 года назад +12

    7:48 made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricardoponce8898
    @ricardoponce8898 4 года назад +49

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Albert: burnt straws smell good

  • @angel-gl1ln
    @angel-gl1ln 4 года назад +85

    Nobody:
    Albert: plays with fire like a 5 year old

    • @Srrycide
      @Srrycide 4 года назад

      Thats fun

    • @thebrightest1230
      @thebrightest1230 4 года назад +1

      Alternate twist: he couldn't put the straw fire out

    • @aduralere1
      @aduralere1 4 года назад

      a man just died in front Albert. Albert: U JUST KILLED A NAR MAN!

    • @jeremyschapstick
      @jeremyschapstick 4 года назад

      me:9yrs old playing roblox xd

    • @aduralere1
      @aduralere1 4 года назад

      Sr XD no it is not

  • @bittercoleslaw6667
    @bittercoleslaw6667 4 года назад +170

    Albert : **Almost puts his house on fire with a straw**
    Also Albert : **Find that funny and laugh to it**

  • @user-sx4xo8tc9v
    @user-sx4xo8tc9v 10 месяцев назад +3

    I got so startled when he almost threw up 💀💀💀

  • @noirandrade2572
    @noirandrade2572 4 года назад +52

    0:26 I thought he was smoking omg 😂😂 I was like childhood ruined

    • @aisha7818
      @aisha7818 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps lol

    • @nakami1081
      @nakami1081 4 года назад

      @OHHESCAPE ROBLOX what the

    • @tammystroud2547
      @tammystroud2547 4 года назад

      @OHHESCAPE ROBLOX but how do you know I'm curious-

    • @noirandrade2572
      @noirandrade2572 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps what's the cult?

    • @mr.penguin6303
      @mr.penguin6303 4 года назад +1

      OHHESCAPE ROBLOX how do you know? I’m very curious. Did you see him in public or something? I did think it is weird that he had a lighter right by him.

  • @mrmalware4009
    @mrmalware4009 4 года назад +254

    " hmm yes. That happens when you don't eat an egg correctly"
    Isn't that the most bullcrap thing you have ever heard?.

  • @nulliversal925
    @nulliversal925 4 года назад +88

    0:26 thought he was lighting a joint lol

  • @hoodi1395
    @hoodi1395 3 года назад +1

    Firefighter: How did this fire start?
    Albert: A straw wrapper.

  • @heidicooper733
    @heidicooper733 4 года назад +130

    Albert : *Lights Starbucks Straw Wrapper On Fire*
    Me : *Thinking That Albert Is Gonna Set His Whole House On*
    -FIRE-

  • @cora9396
    @cora9396 4 года назад +144

    0:28 I love how Albert laughs when he’s nervous 😂

    • @FR33THEZ
      @FR33THEZ 4 года назад +11

      Ngl it was kiddish and so cute

    • @lynxig5322
      @lynxig5322 4 года назад +2

      cora kim LoL so cute TvT

    • @noonecares5568
      @noonecares5568 4 года назад +2

      And I like when Albert screams when he’s mad

    • @jennnavarro1474
      @jennnavarro1474 4 года назад +3

      @@FR33THEZ
      kiddish?
      Pretty sure that's not a word

    • @ZestyCupcake_
      @ZestyCupcake_ Год назад

      @@jennnavarro1474nah it is

  • @tickingclck8096
    @tickingclck8096 2 года назад +3

    0:26
    I love how Albert just burns the paper for a straw out of nowhere

  • @nero-ib9sp
    @nero-ib9sp 4 года назад +71

    "When you thought the hot babe was a babe but then it was your worst enemy"
    Albert is wise. Very wise.

    • @maplenotsyrup9996
      @maplenotsyrup9996 4 года назад +1

      More wiser than Albert Einstein

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 года назад +2

      @@maplenotsyrup9996 he ise abert enstein

    • @samanthaeastwood9587
      @samanthaeastwood9587 4 года назад

      rayan ! Who's albert. Enstein

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 года назад +1

      @@samanthaeastwood9587 yes

    • @ella-nz5wb
      @ella-nz5wb 4 года назад

      I started reading this comment when he said that-

  • @spooky7951
    @spooky7951 4 года назад +54

    Albert:*almost catches house on fire with a straw*
    Vsco girls:"look who laughing now sksksksksk"

    • @kaysas6847
      @kaysas6847 4 года назад +2

      Cloudy.y *vsco girls

    • @Dajmai3
      @Dajmai3 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps first i found u on Logan's channel.. NOW HERE??

    • @raccoon3227
      @raccoon3227 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps I swear to God you are from Cyrus

  • @eyeoftheelm7057
    @eyeoftheelm7057 4 года назад +41

    0:26 at first I just thought Albert was lighting a blunt

    • @Jason-zx3bq
      @Jason-zx3bq 4 года назад +8

      Solstice Smith i thought it was weed 😂

    • @aidanmatthews9088
      @aidanmatthews9088 4 года назад +1

      Solstice Smith same 😅

    • @GabeAdventures
      @GabeAdventures 4 года назад +2

      I was like is he really smoking weed in a video😂

    • @txicwaste.9090
      @txicwaste.9090 4 года назад +1

      Same😂😂😂

    • @alexisevans3601
      @alexisevans3601 4 года назад +1

      I will tell you how I'm getting so much *ʀᴏʙᴜᶍ* in *Rob׀ox*
      You can do this by typing the code *geaa7744* in *Goog!e* 🤗

  • @bellazbui
    @bellazbui 3 года назад +6

    5:48
    *me when the teacher gives out a “fun” assignment*

  • @marshroom9468
    @marshroom9468 4 года назад +102

    Albert: Plays with fire
    House: Burns down
    Albert: *Giggles*

    • @gottaluvclive3127
      @gottaluvclive3127 4 года назад +1

      Gemini Kidz stolen comment

    • @jjgotskills3521
      @jjgotskills3521 4 года назад +2

      Gemini Kidz your a type of albert fan i hate

    • @hoods-s
      @hoods-s 4 года назад +2

      Literally my comment

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад

      This was very much snatched

    • @hoods-s
      @hoods-s 4 года назад +1

      *internal screaming* It’s my comment but snatched and yeeted

  • @gogurtgc4736
    @gogurtgc4736 4 года назад +182

    Albert: "you can tell this is a good game when the fire goes sideways."
    Also Albert: "Wind? Never heard of it."

    • @pen-orsomethint
      @pen-orsomethint 4 года назад +4

      German
      Blowing on fire doesn’t always work

    • @user-lq1yn3zc9o
      @user-lq1yn3zc9o 2 года назад

      pfffffffffffffffft yEa wind is just a myth
      (joke)

    • @bloodyvirgoan
      @bloodyvirgoan 2 года назад

      damn constant wind blowing again and again

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop Год назад

      @@Augustoysusthomas that’s what she said

  • @orlandoflores89
    @orlandoflores89 4 года назад +64

    0:26 I thought he was gonna smoke for a sec......

  • @LUKASTHESMARTIEPANTS
    @LUKASTHESMARTIEPANTS Год назад +2

    albert: *causally sets paper on fire for fun*
    also albert: “oh that actually works!”

  • @Nick-lj5jc
    @Nick-lj5jc 4 года назад +74

    What did his girlfriend think when she heard "its still on fire" "it smells reslly good"

    • @idkanymore11
      @idkanymore11 4 года назад

      WAIT WHAT?!?!

    • @xd3athcabx
      @xd3athcabx 4 года назад

      Mhm yup reslly YUP reslly great grammar

    • @nazli8047
      @nazli8047 4 года назад

      What ._.

    • @kalopsia8709
      @kalopsia8709 4 года назад

      She's probably used to it.

    • @kalopsia8709
      @kalopsia8709 4 года назад

      @Dreamy Lagle Is it not okay that he has a girlfriend? Or did I misunderstand you..

  • @aykae6849
    @aykae6849 4 года назад +25

    Albert: do not play with fire
    1 second later makes laser sounds and act likes a caveman around the fire

  • @olivia-tx6ou
    @olivia-tx6ou 4 года назад +80

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert: telling toilet stories

  • @bowler7922
    @bowler7922 4 месяца назад +1

    0:26 I thought he was lighting a joint real quick. Didn't know flamingo was chill like that XD

  • @garfieldsmom1
    @garfieldsmom1 4 года назад +112

    When Albert says “If anyone know how to light a candle without burning yourself?” Me:”Use a Straw Wrapper!”

  • @memeifyinc1119
    @memeifyinc1119 4 года назад +81

    "Imagine if a bad guy said I am only giving you one minute to escape this"
    Uhhh buddy ya heard of saw?

  • @nsdbbd4552
    @nsdbbd4552 4 года назад +67

    Albert: - Is A Family Friendly Channel -
    Also Albert: "funmanhaswoohoo"

    • @derkslurpfan4665
      @derkslurpfan4665 4 года назад +5

      Brayden Kamphan is the time of a good night to sleep in my bed and I have a good night dad and I wanna is the day you want to me and I wanna is the day you want to me and I wanna is the day you want to me and I wanna is the day you want to me and I wanna is the day you want to me w I don’t know how to do that but I wanna was the day I wanna was a good night I wanna was a good night I wanna

    • @penguinman544
      @penguinman544 4 года назад +1

      @@derkslurpfan4665 what

    • @lillianfranklin1091
      @lillianfranklin1091 4 года назад +5

      It was "funmanhasfunwoohoo" not "funmanhaswoohoo."

    • @nsdbbd4552
      @nsdbbd4552 4 года назад

      @@lillianfranklin1091 I know, but I'm dumb and don't know how to edit my comments.

    • @lillianfranklin1091
      @lillianfranklin1091 4 года назад

      @Brayden Kamphan. Mk buster xD

  • @lattebobabear3673
    @lattebobabear3673 2 года назад +5

    2:40
    Laila: *Mcdonalds Wi-Fi*

  • @Nickolie
    @Nickolie 4 года назад +72

    Video:”Albert takes on the fire by hand”
    Us: “he’s a fire bender :0, no way!?!? (Albert got powers)”

    • @Kxllyn
      @Kxllyn 4 года назад

      Haha lol

    • @dniyaw2010
      @dniyaw2010 4 года назад

      LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

    • @DatBoyNbZ
      @DatBoyNbZ 4 года назад

      When u clap the air released from ur hands puts out small fires

    • @-whis-830
      @-whis-830 3 года назад

      Haha

  • @RJ-st7vh
    @RJ-st7vh 4 года назад +55

    Albert: a little bit of spit never hurt anyone
    Coronavirus: Imma end this mans whole career
    Btw this is a joke Albert is one of my fave RUclipsrs

    • @CuzDino
      @CuzDino 4 года назад +1

      @@Srrycide isint it funny that you found a comment and just talk negative about it

    • @brugafe
      @brugafe 4 года назад +3

      Sr XD humor is suggestive I personally find it funny

    • @Srrycide
      @Srrycide 4 года назад +1

      @@courtneymiller6660 i honestly dont think that'll work..

    • @CuzDino
      @CuzDino 4 года назад

      @@Srrycide I mean at least I'm not the one trash talking a comment, I'm trash talking a negative replie to a comment

    • @brugafe
      @brugafe 4 года назад

      Sr XD I’m a awful human being who can’t take anything seriously

  • @imyoungeryou739
    @imyoungeryou739 4 года назад +146

    "Not to often you see fat head roundy charater" - Me: yea right *relizing that i am a fat head roundy person* OH ;( i see how it is then..

    • @consumy1841
      @consumy1841 4 года назад +1

      JODisHere Glad your a fellow follower of the Syria’s cult ☺️

    • @thewarden8420
      @thewarden8420 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps you do that like every video asking someone to join some clut may i ask why?

    • @jontula1984
      @jontula1984 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @meredithroberson7783
      @meredithroberson7783 4 года назад

      How do you bold your words

    • @nerialanizperez226
      @nerialanizperez226 4 года назад

      I WAS WATCHING AND I READ YOUR COMMENT WHEN FLAMINGO SAID IT

  • @danikadoesstuff7495
    @danikadoesstuff7495 3 года назад +2

    Don't play with fire"
    My uncle:So kids that's how that building got burned to the ground

  • @cl0wnyc0rn3r
    @cl0wnyc0rn3r 4 года назад +85

    Albert: “ *MY HOUSE CATCHES ON FIRE FROM A STRAW* “
    All of the VSCO girls: “ *Sksksk SAVE THE HOUSES* “

    • @nvk0
      @nvk0 4 года назад +5

      *_”SKSKSKSKSK, KILL THE SKSKSKSTRAWS!”_*

    • @HalTheBot
      @HalTheBot 4 года назад +7

      One more SKSKSKS and I'll SKSKSKSkin you

    • @BaskervilleHound
      @BaskervilleHound 4 года назад +1

      I wanna like, but you have the perfect amount rn

    • @spencerheadlookingass5734
      @spencerheadlookingass5734 4 года назад +3

      Pefect thank you to make this NEW MEME

    • @valeriebanks7325
      @valeriebanks7325 4 года назад

      No

  • @nod-
    @nod- 4 года назад +53

    0:26 who else thought albert was lighting a cigarette

  • @misskyla3187
    @misskyla3187 4 года назад +76

    0:34 albeit rolls a joint? i always knew he was on crack.

    • @nachocheez349
      @nachocheez349 4 года назад +1

      What are you talking about :/

    • @wolfieolfie
      @wolfieolfie 4 года назад +4

      Tatsuki Plays it’s a straw but looks like a cigarette

    • @theonethatsyours2191
      @theonethatsyours2191 4 года назад +1

      The Kyla Judging by you’re spelling you’re on crack.

    • @6453bianchi
      @6453bianchi 4 года назад +1

      I T S A S T R A W

    • @air6766
      @air6766 4 года назад +2

      @@theonethatsyours2191 your*

  • @OzelBlox
    @OzelBlox 3 года назад +1

    Albert is a burp god now

  • @GlittergirlForlife
    @GlittergirlForlife 4 года назад +36

    "Not everyday you see a round head"
    Felipe: "HAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT ME"

  • @MyNamesNotSami
    @MyNamesNotSami 4 года назад +100

    0:57 I just realised that the guy behind Albert his user name is “draconitedragoncoolm”
    W o w

    • @viskaaquarius89
      @viskaaquarius89 4 года назад +6

      What about it

    • @shaunafshar5077
      @shaunafshar5077 4 года назад +4

      Draconited dragon cool M

    • @darksidevibes8080
      @darksidevibes8080 4 года назад +1

      Cool

    • @jsn8516
      @jsn8516 4 года назад +9

      That funneh bother user name but it different and his name is Draco🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dietwater525
      @dietwater525 4 года назад +4

      I dont get it...

  • @Ivan14XYU
    @Ivan14XYU 4 года назад +39

    Albert: *Uses lighter*
    Straw: *Sets on fire*
    Albert "You weren't supposed to talk that"

  • @hinokami_nigara
    @hinokami_nigara 3 года назад +4

    I’m in a cult myself

  • @myfishhasbeensteamed2289
    @myfishhasbeensteamed2289 4 года назад +27

    0:27 not gonna lie I thought he was smoking weed.

  • @liker-qd4fz
    @liker-qd4fz 4 года назад +46

    4:05
    ,,tribes here used to eat eggs raw"
    And now there are no tribes left...
    COINCIDENCE?I THINK NOT!

    • @notcreativeenoughstill
      @notcreativeenoughstill 4 года назад +1

      Matpat. Lol I thought dat Too!

    • @z1yuns
      @z1yuns 4 года назад +1

      Salmonella

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps I am sorry,but who in the living hell are you?

  • @disajdowjoij2oi1jijioej12oiej
    @disajdowjoij2oi1jijioej12oiej 4 года назад +83

    just another video where albert endangers the life of everyone in his house

    • @mrboon2590
      @mrboon2590 4 года назад

      Yes queen

    • @gounthers
      @gounthers 4 года назад +1

      @@samuellee2613 no thanks

    • @CuzDino
      @CuzDino 4 года назад

      @@samuellee2613 you mean "how to get hacked 101"*

    • @Yes-zh2io
      @Yes-zh2io 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps hi jod

    • @viet1514
      @viet1514 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps imagine advertising in the comments

  • @nave2008
    @nave2008 3 года назад +1

    Chloe: *standing in thin air chilling*
    Also Chloe: AHHHHHHHHHH I WAS ATTACKED BY HYENAS

  • @Leo-ds5dt
    @Leo-ds5dt 4 года назад +96

    4:37 i laughed so hard when albert was in the middle of burping and a scary face pop up and he got scared lol

  • @oscarmaanster8506
    @oscarmaanster8506 4 года назад +12

    0:26 me watching flamgo smoking weed

  • @sparklesmoon7150
    @sparklesmoon7150 4 года назад +93

    Flamingo: Kids don’t try this a home. Some fire 🔥
    Me: Should I try? I guess. Nah 🔥

  • @Shadow_Blox
    @Shadow_Blox 2 года назад +1

    The begging was just two jumpscares lol

  • @dashbaker6835
    @dashbaker6835 4 года назад +53

    -“EWWW Look at that round head”
    The 10 year old who made it: My creations are the best

    • @gone4307
      @gone4307 4 года назад

      More like 6 year old

  • @Where14
    @Where14 4 года назад +55

    2:48
    Albert: a little bit of spittle never hurt anybody
    Me: *thinks about the corona virus* I don’t know albert

    • @Where14
      @Where14 4 года назад +2

      JODisHere im scared about what happens if i dont

    • @heladoslatapatiamaneadero3919
      @heladoslatapatiamaneadero3919 4 года назад

      Ill join the cult

    • @heyoarii
      @heyoarii 4 года назад

      Coochie Copter The Great Studios I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO😭😂

    • @juliey20
      @juliey20 4 года назад

      JODisHere shut up nobody cares

    • @Verillia
      @Verillia 4 года назад

      Why are people so scared of the coronavirus it’s pretty much just the flu

  • @sabrineloqa6251
    @sabrineloqa6251 3 года назад +98

    albert: dont play with fire dont try this!
    me: puts fire on straw......

    • @lucers6941
      @lucers6941 3 года назад

      no shit

    • @sabrineloqa6251
      @sabrineloqa6251 3 года назад

      @@lucers6941 e

    • @psychicceleste2674
      @psychicceleste2674 3 года назад

      🐵🐒🐶🐕🐩🐺🦊🦊🐱🐈🐆🐴🐎🦄🦓🦌🐮🐂🐑🐄🐷🐷🐖🐗🐽🐏🐑🐐🐪🐫🦙🦒🐘🦏🐰🐇🐿🐻🐨🐾🐼🦘🐾🦃🐔🐓🐣🐤🐥🐦🐧🕊🦅🦆🦎🦉🦚🦜🐸🐊🐢🦎🐍🦕🦖🐳🐋🐬🐟🐠🐡🦈🦋🐞

    • @random_dipper7172
      @random_dipper7172 3 года назад

      @@psychicceleste2674 o animalssss🐁🦊🐍🦝🐰🐢🐀🐴🐉🐲🐎🦖🐈🐽🐊🐇🐉🐀🦓🐀🐊🦎🐆🦓🐇🐕‍🦺🦙🦓🐈🦮🐎🐈🦕🐆🐊🦎🐼🦓🐁🦓🐈🐗🐖🐄🐕‍🦺🐎🦮🦘🐕‍🦺🦙🦮🐗🐬🦞🐓🐳🦗🐌🐧🐳🐙🐌🦢🐙🐧🦢🐙🐌🦞🐳🐾🐳🐚🦟🐾🐳🦐🦟🐌🐧🦞🦘🐑🦒🐪🦘🐑🐪🦒🐄🐎🐐🦥🐏🦍🦒🦥🦛🐓🦒🐫🐏🐓🐫🦒🐓🦛🐫🐒🐓🦛🐫🐓🐒🐫🐓🐫🐒🐓🐒🦒🐪🐓🦦🐪🐑🐓🐒🐪🦒🐓🦦🐫🐑🐓🦇🐫🐓🦒🦦🐫🐓🦒🦘🦦🐓🦒🐫🦦🐓🐫🦒🦇🐓🐫🐑🐓🦦🐫🐓🦒🦦🐫🐓🦒🐫🦇🐓🐫🐑🦦🐓🐫🐏🐪🦒🐘🐏🦥🐒🐄🦦🐓

    • @HughsBabe
      @HughsBabe 3 года назад

      @@psychicceleste2674 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐻‍❄️🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐽🐸🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🦆🦅🦉🦇🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🪱🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪲🪳🦟🦗🕷🕸🦕🦖🦎🐍🐢🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐳🐬🐟🐠🐡🐋🦈🦭🐊🦣🦧🦍🦓🐆🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🐂🐃🦬🦘🦒🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🐩🐕🦌🐐🦙🦮🐕‍🦺🐈🐈‍⬛🪶🦜🦚🦤🦃🐓🦢🦩🕊🐇🦝🦥🦦🦫🦡🦨🐁🐀🐿🦔🐾

  • @noodlepoodlegirl
    @noodlepoodlegirl Год назад +1

    That straw only wanted to become origami, but then Sally got lit on fire, but yet he got to come back with the lighting Alberts house on fire. What a sweet story.

  • @torinlupo807
    @torinlupo807 4 года назад +90

    "That happens when you eat eggs incorrectly"
    *sneeze* , Oh! sorry, I'm allergic to bullcrap