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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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    follow my instagram!! / albertsstuff
    Today I play a new Piggy/Granny inspired game called Spider, this one is insanely different in a lot of cool ways though

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  • @MrEverythingcool
    @MrEverythingcool 4 года назад +141

    HAPPY BRITHDAY MY PRECIOUS EPIC LOVING AMAZING BLISTERS ANYTHING BRITHDAY WE LOVE YOU FLAM GO EVERYONE LOVES YOU :D

    • @humanoid7495
      @humanoid7495 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @bunnyy9932
      @bunnyy9932 4 года назад +1

      We the blisters ✌️😌💅

    • @MrDsktlldwn
      @MrDsktlldwn 4 года назад

      I am the first one to comment. C:

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад

      if u l𝐎v℮ roblox and willing to get R$ just try vide𝐎 i upload℮d ▶

      🤩
      ഈ ഇന്ന് പ്രവർത്തിക്കുന്നു വലിയ പരിഹാരമാണ്

    • @axbri7543
      @axbri7543 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @thombo32
    @thombo32 4 года назад +530

    No-one:
    Albert: “I had to drown a spider with my pee”

  • @imfuckingcrying
    @imfuckingcrying 4 года назад +1818

    Love how Albert was trying to explain his bathroom experience in the most child friendly way possible-

    • @丁琳-g7f
      @丁琳-g7f 4 года назад +22

      It’s okay. You still have time, finish your sentence.

    • @avawalker-knapp7560
      @avawalker-knapp7560 4 года назад +12

      @@丁琳-g7f I think she was already done but people use this for something what i dont know. im not hating or anything im just saying that is just some decoraion or things

    • @coconutsadness
      @coconutsadness 4 года назад +22

      I wonder what he would have said if he wasnt trying to be child friendly

    • @Solenua
      @Solenua 4 года назад

      Coconut Dyanna YGBYTVYRVYTVUB

    • @daleroy306
      @daleroy306 4 года назад +1

      ikr lol

  • @xV8y
    @xV8y 3 года назад +742

    "I had too pee full-force because of spider"
    -Albert, 2020

    • @yennyw1443
      @yennyw1443 3 года назад +10

      hmm this looks like a good comment to copy yeah i wil torally get the same amount of likes

    • @xV8y
      @xV8y 3 года назад +4

      @@yennyw1443 huh

    • @keenu7610
      @keenu7610 3 года назад +2

      Albert makes this game look more scary then it really is

    • @milli888
      @milli888 3 года назад +3

      copied

    • @diamondd_111
      @diamondd_111 3 года назад +9

      @@milli888 you can’t copy a comment with a quote from a video lmfao

  • @nesqoka5774
    @nesqoka5774 4 года назад +4731

    only real flamingo fans will understand: “mama”

  • @KandyKaz
    @KandyKaz 4 года назад +220

    Albert: spider
    Me: *flashbacks to de pride island sanatorium*
    Edit: wow I have many like’s thanks also my dad has like 3 pet spiders a brown one a black one and a baby spider (my dad has gotten the black spider and the baby spider a few day’s ago)

    • @Miss.mellohi
      @Miss.mellohi 4 года назад

      Oh god...

    • @merasmusgaming7147
      @merasmusgaming7147 4 года назад +2

      *THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE GOD DAM ROOF,*

    • @pupstarco
      @pupstarco 4 года назад +4

      That's what I thought the vid would be about, whos with me?

    • @urmomma146
      @urmomma146 4 года назад

      I I’m going to die from laughter-

    • @hoverbike4559
      @hoverbike4559 4 года назад

      Me too!

  • @biobiotoxin169
    @biobiotoxin169 4 года назад +118

    Idea: In life in paradise freeze someone then make a shop and sell them to a person who is willing to buy that person
    Like so flamingo can see

    • @littlet564
      @littlet564 4 года назад +7

      so the black market...

    • @obamahimself2885
      @obamahimself2885 4 года назад +2

      He already did that...

    • @AlienNurse
      @AlienNurse 4 года назад +2

      slavery

    • @JimFraser
      @JimFraser 4 года назад +1

      @@obamahimself2885 No that was a pet shop not a human shop

    • @biobiotoxin169
      @biobiotoxin169 4 года назад +1

      Thanks guys : D !

  • @j3sus128
    @j3sus128 2 месяца назад +17

    2024 and still no chapter 2

    • @voiddontgaff
      @voiddontgaff Месяц назад +3

      Real

    • @kubo7553
      @kubo7553 Месяц назад +1

      They care about Gay Partners (Rainbow Friends but evil)

    • @j3sus128
      @j3sus128 Месяц назад +1

      @@kubo7553 what?

    • @j3sus128
      @j3sus128 Месяц назад +2

      @@voiddontgaff i hope it comes out (hopefully)

  • @seadrown6252
    @seadrown6252 4 года назад +883

    Flamingo: "She didn't just die, she really died"
    *ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*

  • @Ourple15
    @Ourple15 4 года назад +341

    "Noooo! You cant just get bitten by a spider and turn into one!"
    Cleetus: *haha cleetider go bite bite*

  • @tehnightmaneththeiii5769
    @tehnightmaneththeiii5769 4 года назад +321

    "I had to pee on it at full force"
    You mean you.. laser peed the spider?

    • @yeehaw7286
      @yeehaw7286 4 года назад +18

      *laser activated*

    • @Salglid
      @Salglid 4 года назад +3

      lol he might’ve

    • @sandramacias808
      @sandramacias808 4 года назад +10

      *water hose at jet mode*

    • @ivorytea
      @ivorytea 4 года назад +1

      teh night maneth laser peed at laser speed 🥺

    • @6times43
      @6times43 4 года назад +1

      Omg 🤣🤣

  • @eyesfromledoorgame
    @eyesfromledoorgame 8 месяцев назад +10

    I AM SO SAD THAT THIS GAME IS FORGOTTEN :(

  • @forbiddenrock6454
    @forbiddenrock6454 4 года назад +208

    Flamingo: she didn’t just died, she really *really* died
    Me: *Aahh yes the language of the gods*

  • @navikareddy2692
    @navikareddy2692 4 года назад +411

    Therapist: How often do you scream rage. Albert: Yes

  • @xlemzy
    @xlemzy 4 года назад +125

    Spiderbert, Spiderbert, does whatever a spider can! Spins a web any size, screams in ears like a chimpanzee.
    Look out, here comes the Spiderbert!

  • @_g1yusad369
    @_g1yusad369 3 года назад +163

    Can we take an moment to thank god how this man exactly exists?

  • @franss3543
    @franss3543 4 года назад +280

    Albert: Sometimes I'm the only person on earth
    14 yr olds that listen to Billie eilish: *man that's deep*

    • @del3740
      @del3740 4 года назад +3

      LEKU r/woooosh

    • @hosah1346
      @hosah1346 4 года назад +3

      LEKU well no but actually no

    • @goose4023
      @goose4023 4 года назад +7

      Zack how is that a r/whoosh

    • @prohaskamichale4960
      @prohaskamichale4960 4 года назад

      Wants to get many R$ I hav℮ uploaded a meth𝐎d ⚾
      🧤
      🕶🎁xff
      Tai puikus sprendimas, kuris yra darbo šiandien

    • @hosah1346
      @hosah1346 4 года назад +1

      Prohaska Michale no,just no

  • @Hannah-ts6yr
    @Hannah-ts6yr 4 года назад +105

    Flamingo: I was about to pee and feel great

    • @showmethosetigbits
      @showmethosetigbits 4 года назад +6

      Haha so funny you quoted something from the video we already heard

    • @shiannameliaashley6538
      @shiannameliaashley6538 4 года назад +2

      You ain't funny

    • @MrCrabs-qi8wi
      @MrCrabs-qi8wi 4 года назад +3

      Argargargargargarg It was funny
      For3 year olds

    • @gigi-br9kq
      @gigi-br9kq 4 года назад

      Ok o3o

    • @bloonsTDenthusiast123
      @bloonsTDenthusiast123 4 года назад +2

      guys, calm down. they have a gacha pfp so obviously they wont be funny because they have no life

  • @exmmyii9907
    @exmmyii9907 4 года назад +122

    "I hate spiders"
    Spiders: I'm about to end this man's whole career
    Edit: Why is this getting likes lmao-

  • @GrillledChiip
    @GrillledChiip 11 месяцев назад +6

    It’s been 3 years , and there’s still no chapter 2…..

  • @avo1d528
    @avo1d528 4 года назад +161

    Albert: *dies in any game*
    My ears knowing whats coming: Adios

    • @labxwolf
      @labxwolf 4 года назад +2

      Lmao-

    • @MsSnigdhaa
      @MsSnigdhaa 4 года назад +2

      Yea true but I still like flamingos content

    • @vix5693
      @vix5693 4 года назад

      Correction: Adios sisters.

    • @michaelwatson9428
      @michaelwatson9428 4 года назад

      12K R💲 you want? i have made a vide𝐎 💋
      🆗
      👌
      Es ist super Anteil, dass niemand vernachlässigen

    • @chasebauer9861
      @chasebauer9861 4 года назад

      Does the spider eat the person or just beat you to death?

  • @Jeskoswing
    @Jeskoswing 4 года назад +419

    Albert: “My brain is literally messed up rn.”
    Me: “How the turn tables..”

  • @macho3345
    @macho3345 4 года назад +236

    “I put a blue key where the blue key goes”
    - Albert 2020 certified genius

    • @slaylie808
      @slaylie808 4 года назад +3

      Omg I was reading this comment when that was happening in the vid 💀

    • @ourfil-canlife
      @ourfil-canlife 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 года назад

      i upl𝐎ad℮d a trick t𝐎 d℮scribe th℮ idea for many R💲 😙
      💲
      👌
      Вы можаце падзякаваць мяне апошні пасля выкарыстання гэтага

    • @totallynoteevee494
      @totallynoteevee494 4 года назад +4

      @@dianeyoung7032 stfu robux scam bot

    • @OneFanOrTwo
      @OneFanOrTwo 4 года назад +3

      @@dianeyoung7032 -._-.

  • @robertcuarte7505
    @robertcuarte7505 3 года назад +5

    Am spiderman no your man-spifer

    • @Sypirias
      @Sypirias 4 месяца назад +1

      So true

  • @mememaster6928
    @mememaster6928 4 года назад +347

    *"Under the border of the toilet there was a spider."*
    Me, sitting on the toilet: _o h n o_

  • @lilythebunny5824
    @lilythebunny5824 4 года назад +153

    Albert: "EW GET AWAYY FROM ME!!"
    Next ad: My father has tragically passed..."

  • @MsJujubee123
    @MsJujubee123 4 года назад +408

    No one:
    Albert talking about peeing and pooping for the first minute:

  • @legoguy_anim
    @legoguy_anim Год назад +26

    therapist: cleetus spider isnt real, he cant hurt you.
    cleetus spider:

    • @Lemondrop_andBerry
      @Lemondrop_andBerry 4 месяца назад +1

      😭😭😭 now I need even more therapy cleetus spider is t e r r I f y I n g

  • @alexcarrera7225
    @alexcarrera7225 4 года назад +208

    *spider exists*
    Albert's Pee: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
    Oh geez-
    Lol sorry that my comment caused some arguments in the replys-
    Ok I know I shouldn't care about this b u t-
    Why are people so mad lol?
    I think it may be better if I I just delete the comment-
    Sorry if you didn't like the joke I didn't know it was a dead meme lol

    • @verum9
      @verum9 4 года назад +4

      the "end career" thing is dead meme

    • @caleblittle849
      @caleblittle849 4 года назад +3

      uhm You kinda a little bit copied my comment.. :( (no hate)

    • @whiteclover6686
      @whiteclover6686 4 года назад +1

      100th like

    • @boxfishing
      @boxfishing 4 года назад +2

      @@verum9 They can still say it, its popular still

    • @whiteclover6686
      @whiteclover6686 4 года назад +2

      Shorty probably bc you deleted it bc there is no comment

  • @phillipwinger3953
    @phillipwinger3953 4 года назад +110

    "She didn't die, she really, really died"
    *dying in 2020*

  • @Springlolbit
    @Springlolbit 4 года назад +345

    Albert: talks about him peeing
    Fans: eh, that’s normal
    Newbies: EWWW

    • @sanstheskeletonalsoonefunn750
      @sanstheskeletonalsoonefunn750 4 года назад +10

      I’m a fan
      My brother is a newbie
      Brother: EWWWW

    • @nightmaarre
      @nightmaarre 4 года назад +9

      *XD*

    • @nightmaarre
      @nightmaarre 4 года назад +3

      Wow thanks for all the likes!this is more than i get in a year :>

    • @wittingphil6884
      @wittingphil6884 4 года назад +1

      To earn 70K R💲 i hav℮ shared a vide𝐎 ☑
      💲
      💍
      நீங்கள் என்னை பிந்தைய நன்றி நீங்கள் இதைப் பயன்படுத்தலாம் பிறகு

    • @jennifercaron7243
      @jennifercaron7243 4 года назад +1

      Ikr! That was so me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ech0TheCerva
    @Ech0TheCerva 3 года назад +26

    Flamingo freaking out over the human spider thing, then a tampon commercial with people screaming about their period.
    *guess this is RUclips now*

  • @kittymew5002
    @kittymew5002 4 года назад +3686

    I love how Flamingo starts the vid by talking about his experience with a spider In the toilet

  • @blindless6880
    @blindless6880 4 года назад +451

    Albert: she didn’t just die, she really died
    Me: *that sounds like dying with a few extra steps*

    • @kansashi_
      @kansashi_ 4 года назад +9

      that was so funny, you deserve a comedy award!

    • @mrow0218
      @mrow0218 4 года назад +4

      omg lmao AHAHAHA

    • @saadnasr4895
      @saadnasr4895 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @justjoe9862
      @justjoe9862 4 года назад +1

      Rick and morty reference??

    • @MrCrabs-qi8wi
      @MrCrabs-qi8wi 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like dying........ but with extra dying.

  • @Saytree
    @Saytree 4 года назад +417

    Fun Fact: When people say “First” They didn’t watch the full video.

    • @rameshnew1
      @rameshnew1 4 года назад +18

      Oml ikr they just do it to flex

    • @bradleybeal7745
      @bradleybeal7745 4 года назад +6

      Gg

    • @wtfmel
      @wtfmel 4 года назад +4

      Lol yup

    • @Axo243
      @Axo243 4 года назад +6

      Microwavable Soda that is true they just do it and they weren’t ThE fIrSt To WaTcH tHe ViDeO

    • @darkside_gachaxd1959
      @darkside_gachaxd1959 4 года назад +5

      True

  • @candybrownies
    @candybrownies 2 года назад +47

    *Happy birthday Albert. You actually make my day everyday, and I love your humor*

  • @irene-wv6uj
    @irene-wv6uj 4 года назад +64

    30 seconds in: Albert is already talking about pee
    Me: *just another day on the Flamingo channel*

    • @BoniDev
      @BoniDev 3 года назад

      Lolll

    • @eiruukk
      @eiruukk 3 года назад

      I'm back on this video cuz idk

  • @sageee350
    @sageee350 4 года назад +426

    Albert is to comfortable with us, but he's our father so-

    • @Jess-iv6um
      @Jess-iv6um 4 года назад +15

      Our f a t h e r Lol

    • @marcosmota5361
      @marcosmota5361 4 года назад +4

      What

    • @iron_sky123
      @iron_sky123 4 года назад +26

      Don’t be a gacha

    • @sunnynxtes
      @sunnynxtes 4 года назад +28

      i doubt albert would want to be a father of somebody who makes edgy gacha videos talking about death

    • @guacbird
      @guacbird 4 года назад +3

      Carl Wheezer thank you carl

  • @KINGWALTZZ6143
    @KINGWALTZZ6143 4 года назад +503

    Imagine the cleetus spider walking in your bedroom at night and be like “HaI SiStErS”

    • @dingleberrygangster6198
      @dingleberrygangster6198 4 года назад +4

      yes

    • @Stephungus
      @Stephungus 4 года назад +7

      I would be like: HAI SISTERS

    • @bruceglendening9295
      @bruceglendening9295 4 года назад +2

      "0:29"
      When you wish a lot of Rbux only go to 𝙨𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙢𝙤.𝙘𝙤𝙢
      super excited that it exists^ 🔻

    • @malice3881
      @malice3881 4 года назад +5

      @@bruceglendening9295 69 likes..*y e s*

    • @Sky07264
      @Sky07264 4 года назад +7

      Bruce Glendening wow *rbux* totally how u spell

  • @JoeyGotThatBoom
    @JoeyGotThatBoom 9 месяцев назад +4

    I got banned from Roblox just by saying: “Can you please get the green key” 💀

  • @yikeslmao4483
    @yikeslmao4483 4 года назад +256

    Is nobody talking about the fact that it’s alberts birthday I-

    • @fitz386
      @fitz386 4 года назад +7

      It is!

    • @alorrrviaa4368
      @alorrrviaa4368 4 года назад +13

      Oh there’s comments everywhere saying happy birthday albert! On his new video

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 года назад +6

      funny that both my brother and alberts birthday is today reeee

    • @aaliyahm.2075
      @aaliyahm.2075 4 года назад +2

      Wait it is?

    • @itzbella5999
      @itzbella5999 4 года назад +2

      Aaliyah M. yes 😂

  • @user-xu1xp6wl3u
    @user-xu1xp6wl3u 4 года назад +583

    no one:
    albert: *openly admits and describes how he drowned a spider with his pee*

  • @redguy8417
    @redguy8417 4 года назад +719

    “She didn’t just die, she *REALLY* died” - Flamingo 2020

  • @thrrreat
    @thrrreat 3 года назад +75

    Albert, this is just a trick but when you want to go afk or annoy the spider, or if you do not have anywhere to run go to the green key room wall on the outside and stand in the middle! The spider can not get you there even with web traps.

    • @pissheater3k
      @pissheater3k 2 года назад

      brethren we must kill the last party poopers while not being sent back by “Those Partygoers”

    • @Plasma249
      @Plasma249 2 года назад +1

      I do that to annoy the spider 😂

    • @katexx4
      @katexx4 9 месяцев назад +9

      Don't do that, it's extremely annoying and noobish plus the spider can still get you if they're smart

    • @Crownofdiscouragement_true
      @Crownofdiscouragement_true 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s literally so annoyingly op and spider hasn’t done nothing for the past years. Literally. No work was done.

    • @CJohann
      @CJohann 4 месяца назад

      ​@@katexx4just switch servers if you don't like it, not that deep

  • @agency2112
    @agency2112 4 года назад +152

    Albert: tweets about drowning a spider
    Divine sister:
    *the spider will remember that😡*

  • @incineratorincorporated4863
    @incineratorincorporated4863 4 года назад +376

    “It has easy access to my legs” Are we even talking about the spider anymore

  • @phantomruby6633
    @phantomruby6633 4 года назад +421

    It’s scary how the spider literally CRAWLS into your ear when you become the spider.

    • @lotus5770
      @lotus5770 4 года назад +45

      And the twitching looks extremely painful it looks like every single bone in your body is snapping.

    • @angeliquefournet2011
      @angeliquefournet2011 4 года назад +4

      Jigme Thinley yes very much so UwU

    • @Heeehehehehehheif
      @Heeehehehehehheif 4 года назад

      What is a CEC dating and boots and that’s about it and sake Marky and to God dang no

    • @videomotioner69420
      @videomotioner69420 4 года назад +8

      I think it goes in your brain not your ear.

    • @kumo8370
      @kumo8370 4 года назад +5

      Spiders can't do that in real life lol the worst they can do is go into your mouth lol I actually don't like this game giving spiders a bad reputation smh.

  • @WhitNotWhite
    @WhitNotWhite 3 года назад +6

    “I had to pee at full force”
    - Albert/Flamingo 2020

  • @cursedeclipse1823
    @cursedeclipse1823 4 года назад +311

    Albert: “let’s play a horrifying spider game!”
    People with arachnophobia: **scared noises**

    • @-j5v
      @-j5v 4 года назад +6

      arachnophobia = fear of spiders

    • @macbookfatty281
      @macbookfatty281 4 года назад +1

      Cursed Eclipse I have that phobia and it’s 2/10 scary not even scary I have big acrophobia

    • @macbookfatty281
      @macbookfatty281 4 года назад +1

      Arachnophobia i menqt

    • @fairycatyt
      @fairycatyt 4 года назад +2

      Cursed Eclipse why am I watching this then QwQ I think I’m gonna go now-
      Nah I’ll just stick around to see how arachnophobic I get- and I’m already arachnophobic at the game cover 😂

    • @rachaeljones7556
      @rachaeljones7556 4 года назад +2

      Cursed Eclipse I have arachnophobia and when a TINY spider is in my room I'd want to cry

  • @Draganix
    @Draganix 4 года назад +77

    Flamingo: *AAAAAA*
    One second later
    Ad: WITh GraMmARlY You CaN FinD PerFeCt WoRds.
    Me: Yes, and *AAAAAA* is one of them.

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 года назад +2

      if u lik℮ r𝐎bl𝐎x & want R💲 simply use idea which i upl𝐎aded 💲
      😁
      💎
      Qof walba tijaabiyo si aad u hesho lacagta marka shaqada

    • @fu3k_blaze561
      @fu3k_blaze561 4 года назад

      @@seanforsyth4898 SHUT UP

    • @leonagamez3281
      @leonagamez3281 4 года назад

      It looked so wierd when people die

    • @marcelabarro72
      @marcelabarro72 4 года назад +2

      I had a coin master ad right when flamingo screamed AAAAAAA

    • @rudyharianto215
      @rudyharianto215 4 года назад

      I got a Tik tok ad

  • @sofiavq5063
    @sofiavq5063 4 года назад +54

    Albert explaining about the spider incident:
    Me: Litterally about to throw up because I was eating. 🤢

  • @Dar_con
    @Dar_con 4 месяца назад +8

    Anyone here in 2024

  • @SubscribersBeforeChristm-jn1se
    @SubscribersBeforeChristm-jn1se 4 года назад +89

    8:01 “Im a genius”
    8:11 “ *bro my brain is tiny* “
    Wait, something dont seem right🤔

    • @evyncrane69420
      @evyncrane69420 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @thisisepic3052
      @thisisepic3052 4 года назад +4

      Big brain small brain it’s just the way of the Albert brain

    • @amom7835
      @amom7835 4 года назад +2

      the peanut brain has a bigger brain as a shell

    • @animatemax5886
      @animatemax5886 4 года назад

      Hold up,wait a minuet,somethin aint right

    • @hoelliey
      @hoelliey 4 года назад

      Big brain moment

  • @iloveelliewillams
    @iloveelliewillams 4 года назад +47

    Alberts cursive accent at the beginning while he said ”spider” XD
    It also sounded like he said ”SpYDooR”

  • @_natty_2149
    @_natty_2149 4 года назад +64

    *Imagine if the only people on earth were Albert, Kirsten, and there fans. 0-0*

  • @_.SpaghettiMuffins._
    @_.SpaghettiMuffins._ 2 года назад +4

    “I hate spiders” me too buddy.
    Btw : my brother got a plastic spider to torture me

  • @eon2eternity
    @eon2eternity 4 года назад +79

    You can no longer claim your, "Here before 1M views" pass.

  • @7minn
    @7minn 4 года назад +122

    "*Flamingo as a spider*"
    Me : Why more skinny
    Edit : thanks for the likes

  • @scavannah
    @scavannah 4 года назад +2557

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAMINGO!! you’ve helped me alot during the saddest time of my life! So thank you for that 🥺
    Edit:no I’m not doing this to get pinned or get his attention I’m doing this because I wanted to thank him

    • @curbyz
      @curbyz 4 года назад +175

      Your adopted by the way :)
      Why’s everyone getting so angry lmao can’t anyone take a joke XD

    • @billybobjoe9404
      @billybobjoe9404 4 года назад +84

      @@curbyz Awww now thats cruel.

    • @mwahmolly5341
      @mwahmolly5341 4 года назад +35

      @@curbyz .

    • @alex-tm8sm
      @alex-tm8sm 4 года назад +19

      Why are u sad? 😢?

    • @figshave7640
      @figshave7640 4 года назад +13

      1000 subs with 1 video lol

  • @FellowNiko
    @FellowNiko Год назад +1

    The first video on my recommendations is always a flamingo video

  • @scoobysnacks5481
    @scoobysnacks5481 4 года назад +187

    “I had to spray at the spider at FULL FORCE”
    -Albert

  • @aeternal.mp3
    @aeternal.mp3 4 года назад +126

    Therapist: Cleetus Spider does not exist. He can’t hurt you.
    Cleetus Spider:

    • @jaweriyagelle4667
      @jaweriyagelle4667 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @jaweriyagelle4667
      @jaweriyagelle4667 4 года назад +2

      i don't get it but i still said lol tho ;-;

    • @aeternal.mp3
      @aeternal.mp3 4 года назад

      Lily Randall I don’t care that you got free robux or that you made a video on it

    • @prohaskamichale4960
      @prohaskamichale4960 4 года назад

      Th℮ idea t𝐎 earn 60K R💲 i posted it 🤩
      💎
      🎁df
      Rhoi cynnig arni bob amser yn syniad gorau

  • @dakdoodleart
    @dakdoodleart 4 года назад +396

    *"she didn't just die"*
    "SHE LIKE, REALLY REALLY DIED"
    - Albert 2020

    • @tanahbond007
      @tanahbond007 4 года назад +5

      XD

    • @mylenchintalacheruvu7558
      @mylenchintalacheruvu7558 4 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @roberthenderson3439
      @roberthenderson3439 4 года назад +1

      DAK XD

    • @blob1418
      @blob1418 4 года назад +1

      @@roberthenderson3439hhyru3ueudhdhdhduurururururoeuaksjeueurirur6fyrudududududufudurydyryryyryeuef8fuhigigifufuffuufyfifududhffufy
      Jfjcjxjxhddjdhhfhhdhfhcyfyfyfufuufuf7fufudufhfhfhdh

    • @1princesstrudy
      @1princesstrudy 4 года назад +1

      mo yo
      Ijgjvnutnvfjvjgjgtjgrgjtrgjtjggjtjgjtjgntjgntjgntjgjrkgjgkrjfjgjrifngkkjkrhefdvhfjhkfhrgejfmyifkensjnmfmfngjfjgjtkgntjgnjfhsjfhsjchdjdjchdjshagbfkjjfjdjdhfjfjdnvyriejfnallofyouarefatjfjrjfhrfjyjirhfghtjgjtjrjgjfjfjtjfntjhjuhn

  • @Grimful.c
    @Grimful.c 3 года назад +3

    Its funny how he said need more s'mores but he had one in his hand

  • @Hellogamingnlolll
    @Hellogamingnlolll 4 года назад +456

    Therapist: “So how did you get PTSD again?”
    Albert: *i peed full force on a spider*

  • @inactivelol2270
    @inactivelol2270 4 года назад +146

    Idea: On Life and Paradise: Give everyone swords and make an arena and force them to fight one another, like so Albert can possibly use this! However, when somebody dies they get sent to another area where there are spikes what oof them infinetly (this is a twist I added), whoever wins gets an even worse punishment.

  • @hale60777
    @hale60777 4 года назад +62

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT! thank you for making me smile when I'm sad

  • @wetdogchannel635
    @wetdogchannel635 3 года назад +2

    Flamingo: I thought it was the remains of dead people.
    Me: why would you wanna walk over dead people?

  • @HaydensYtHr
    @HaydensYtHr 4 года назад +277

    “I thought the spiderweb was the remain of the humans body”
    Me: *fAsCiNaTiNg*

  • @ultimateanimebet.rae.yal111
    @ultimateanimebet.rae.yal111 4 года назад +87

    I can literally make a compilation of Albert almost swearing and also happy birthday king

  • @koolaidtastesgood4425
    @koolaidtastesgood4425 4 года назад +128

    "Bad omens to come,"
    My phone: literally randomly turns off and drains 59% of my phone battery.

  • @KiraJ-ru7ll
    @KiraJ-ru7ll Год назад +3

    Bro waited 2763 days for his dad to come back 😞

  • @astroed2350
    @astroed2350 4 года назад +67

    "I am literally begging of you dude"
    I'm starting to think Albert speaks the native tongue of gamer.

    • @robertbege9916
      @robertbege9916 4 года назад

      want to g℮t 39K R💲 use my id℮a 🎁

      💍
      Sie können mir letztere danken, nachdem Sie diese verwenden

    • @quixy-_-6526
      @quixy-_-6526 4 года назад

      @@robertbege9916 nope

    • @thatonenoob4638
      @thatonenoob4638 4 года назад +1

      Thunder Shock Gaming part of the tongue is yelling :3

  • @Jakechulo20
    @Jakechulo20 4 года назад +375

    “Piggy was made” “this game was made” granny:I am nothing now

  • @doloresmisko5541
    @doloresmisko5541 4 года назад +77

    happy birthday Albert!! I've recently found your channel late2019 and I watched all your videos and you make me so happy and laugh so much. a lot of youtubers cant do that but you can bc we have similar, dark, humor :) I hope you have an amazing birthday because you really deserve it. love you idiot

    • @bxgvv
      @bxgvv 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha haha I love it when you said love you idiot

    • @borathammer1089
      @borathammer1089 4 года назад +1

      Idiots

    • @maryodriscollbatt6586
      @maryodriscollbatt6586 4 года назад +1

      He calls us blinters

    • @gp6x298
      @gp6x298 4 года назад +4

      P A T H E T I C anyways atleast u watched him 2019 xD i watched him since his still making vids on AlbertsStuff

    • @burningman8066
      @burningman8066 4 года назад

      You should watch his demonitized channel

  • @TheRealsoggynugget321
    @TheRealsoggynugget321 Год назад +2

    and oh so the bug spray is in the orange safe

  • @steeeidog2499
    @steeeidog2499 4 года назад +31

    8:19 hey Albert your computer is running low on space

  • @LimeAnims
    @LimeAnims 4 года назад +247

    Flamingo: i killed a spider with my pee. me: sounds like flamingo. Edit. Thanks for the likes :D

  • @summer4196
    @summer4196 3 года назад +229

    when he said “pass me some lasagna little boy” I was literally eating lasagna-

  • @hollyplayz7806
    @hollyplayz7806 3 года назад +2

    Ok first of all if I ever saw a spider like that irl there will be someone screaming like everybody will hear screaming

  • @royalenightmares2621
    @royalenightmares2621 4 года назад +456

    A sad thing About flamingos random accounts: you’ll never know if his in one of ur servers:c

    • @karen-vc5sl
      @karen-vc5sl 4 года назад +10

      Yep...

    • @shurterabibi1353
      @shurterabibi1353 4 года назад +14

      But you can check when he started to play to see if your in his game

    • @diannehooper3664
      @diannehooper3664 4 года назад +13

      trolls all day:D troll time or u can see is he’s spamming idiot or die xD

    • @omakats
      @omakats 4 года назад +10

      @@connormartin8447 r/ihadastroke

    • @emmanuelkasule604
      @emmanuelkasule604 4 года назад +3

      True

  • @TyphoonTYUIOP
    @TyphoonTYUIOP 4 года назад +568

    *"I had to like pee at full force."*
    -Albert 2020
    (0:40)

    • @shakeshacksz
      @shakeshacksz 3 года назад +12

      Omg you have a girlfriend alberttttttt

    • @riricope5003
      @riricope5003 3 года назад +16

      it’s kinda weird but okay...

    • @anapple1442
      @anapple1442 3 года назад +12

      lol i started laughing at how weird that was 😂

    • @NVLostSoulz
      @NVLostSoulz 3 года назад +4

      lmaoooo

    • @CockatielCoffee
      @CockatielCoffee 3 года назад +9

      PEE GO OUT OF CONTROL HAHAA

  • @asinatabood729
    @asinatabood729 4 года назад +152

    *"So I Had To Put My Pee Full Force"*
    Me-
    *"Oh What An Intesting Fact That The Whole World Would Know"*

  • @Lunar396
    @Lunar396 2 года назад +2

    People who are single remember if this awesome man that has 1 brain cell I think can get a girl you can too

  • @s4amy.y
    @s4amy.y 3 года назад +263

    Albert climbs walls:
    Also Albert: later sisters 😌

    • @sapphixia
      @sapphixia 3 года назад +7

      @funnybunny that seems passive aggreesive

    • @daffy935
      @daffy935 3 года назад +3

      And we are the blisters!
      Holy shit it’s the blisters!

    • @mint4900
      @mint4900 3 года назад +1

      69 likes and lol

    • @_DFuze_
      @_DFuze_ 3 года назад

      @@mint4900 oohohohohhohohohoh its 90 likes now

    • @ilikebirds22
      @ilikebirds22 3 года назад +1

      @@mint4900 liar it has 103 likes

  • @TulipEvangeline
    @TulipEvangeline 4 года назад +42

    I was eating watermelon
    while watching this and whenever
    the spider kills someone it feels like
    I am eating the human ;-;

    • @juliandyer6048
      @juliandyer6048 4 года назад

      willing t𝐎 ℮arn many R💲 I have shared a idea 😫
      🤩
      🎪
      Jeg liker alltid å dele det jeg vet

    • @cristensullivan7301
      @cristensullivan7301 4 года назад +1

      Not eating, you're just giving them the golden *succ*

    • @idiotsoot_8341
      @idiotsoot_8341 4 года назад +2

      Now I want watermelon

    • @cactisgames8876
      @cactisgames8876 4 года назад +2

      * eats **watermelon**
      * checks comments *
      *You* :

    • @brookemcb
      @brookemcb 4 года назад

      Why do you
      talk like
      this

  • @moltendays8150
    @moltendays8150 4 года назад +170

    Normal person:
    "Spider"
    Albert:
    *"SPIDOOR"*

  • @Basketballandbaseball
    @Basketballandbaseball 2 года назад +6

    I love when Albert explains things lol

  • @aj2hardrn
    @aj2hardrn 4 года назад +182

    Me: "clicks the vid"
    Albert in the starting:SpidoOor

  • @iamded2305
    @iamded2305 3 года назад +245

    5:54
    "I'm spiderman"
    No, your a man-spider

  • @waffle9276
    @waffle9276 4 года назад +47

    i just love the fact that albert does not give us any respect, but we still watch him, and supoort him-

    • @zo7822
      @zo7822 4 года назад +6

      Then why did he call us rats 😤

    • @waffle9276
      @waffle9276 4 года назад +1

      i- *FRUSTRATING SIGH*

    • @justanoob1337
      @justanoob1337 4 года назад +1

      Tru dat.

    • @sunoes2586
      @sunoes2586 4 года назад +1

      -Zoe_the_wierd - 🤦🏻‍♀️*virtual sigh*

    • @justanoob1337
      @justanoob1337 4 года назад

      @@zo7822 XD

  • @IllusiveTaco
    @IllusiveTaco Год назад +2

    don't you just love it when you painfully sprout out of your ribs you just die

  • @MagicEd220
    @MagicEd220 4 года назад +142

    Albert: I reallY haTE SPIDERS
    Me: Sees a spider* NOPE IM MOVING TO ALASKA

    • @ouioui123.14
      @ouioui123.14 4 года назад +1

      there are still spiders and during winter they go into houses

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 года назад

      willing t𝐎 get many R$ I have posted a vid℮o ➡
      👑
      💎
      それは誰もが無視できないことを、超共有です

    • @laurengamez3411
      @laurengamez3411 4 года назад +1

      Bruh move to Antartica :/

    • @prohaskamichale4960
      @prohaskamichale4960 4 года назад

      Th℮ idea t𝐎 earn 60K R💲 i posted it 🤩
      💎
      🎁df
      Rhoi cynnig arni bob amser yn syniad gorau

    • @brokennp666oof3
      @brokennp666oof3 4 года назад +1

      Me: I AM MOVING TO GREENLAND!

  • @NotSen1213
    @NotSen1213 4 года назад +118

    albert someone looked so good with the felipe head I litterly was a noob and stood outside the door and then the felipe head spider guy came for me I was like what the because my game didnt load in yet and Happy Birthday! goodluck threw you life hope you have an amazing Lifestyle Wow thanks for all the likes havent had this much in only a day

  • @_linabina0
    @_linabina0 4 года назад +20

    Happy birthday!! (Yes, I waited till 12 am :>

  • @Flowrbeddz
    @Flowrbeddz Год назад +2

    Who else remembers uncle bob from rainbow friends?
    ,⤵

  • @exclussome_773
    @exclussome_773 4 года назад +146

    And you remember when you called him a legend because he definitely is

  • @user-cz5re3me3g
    @user-cz5re3me3g 4 года назад +197

    The whole video It felt like spiders were crawling all around my body. I didn’t like it 😔

    • @ellenpena4664
      @ellenpena4664 4 года назад +1

      Um.....ok

    • @Z1ps.
      @Z1ps. 4 года назад +2

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @Cheesiusvoncheese
      @Cheesiusvoncheese 4 года назад +1

      Wot

    • @blurclan2854
      @blurclan2854 4 года назад +2

      Ellen Pena lol

    • @perokminn4590
      @perokminn4590 4 года назад +1

      Ellie Renae if you didn’t like it then why did you watch it

  • @iblis2541
    @iblis2541 4 года назад +206

    3:06
    Me: eating icecream
    Spider: Boo
    Me: BRAINFREEZE

    • @waltuh296
      @waltuh296 4 года назад +2

      Cool

    • @cars3official
      @cars3official 4 года назад +3

      bruh moment

    • @cadrejeff
      @cadrejeff 4 года назад +2

      what

    • @cadrejeff
      @cadrejeff 4 года назад +3

      how the fuck, did you get a brainfreeze by getting scared.

    • @will036
      @will036 4 года назад +3

      That happened to me no joke

  • @0ffici4l_N4m3
    @0ffici4l_N4m3 3 года назад +2

    Flamingo: Ow! Player: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!