ROBLOX PIGGY BUILD TROLL (I made it impossible)

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  • @octangulaa
    @octangulaa 4 года назад +3857

    “I can be a murderer.”
    _”Which I’m not.”_
    Albert, we saw that flash of panic. You can’t hide the truth for long.

  • @Iordvon
    @Iordvon 4 года назад +4243

    Albert: *If A Stranger Is Offering You Money Hes Probably Gonna Kill You*
    Mrbeast: *bruh*

    • @nessa8177
      @nessa8177 4 года назад +152

      So true mr.beast is a stranger to people that don't watch him XD

    • @viverliefajardo9647
      @viverliefajardo9647 4 года назад +42

      ya your right he gave money to someone

    • @ThanhNguyen-qr1yt
      @ThanhNguyen-qr1yt 4 года назад +28

      E

    • @zenbmgo5770
      @zenbmgo5770 4 года назад +13

      @@ThanhNguyen-qr1yt E

    • @shaurya7752
      @shaurya7752 4 года назад +8

      Mr.beast wanna show his richness

  • @yourfriendpedro5758
    @yourfriendpedro5758 4 года назад +182

    “Alright today I wanna kill everyone’s hopes and dreams today” as usual

  • @Eeg_The_Egg
    @Eeg_The_Egg Год назад +151

    I can't beleive that I stared at albert's hair for the past 13 minuntes

  • @remative6073
    @remative6073 4 года назад +509

    Flamingo: *explaining why he can't friend all of us*
    Also flamingo: You simply have less value.

  • @Dreamersusnderscore
    @Dreamersusnderscore 4 года назад +127

    Idea for Paradise Life: Put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste this so Albert can see.
    Credit: Domenico Florentino
    Credit for the person who's comment I copied: fishy boi
    This is NOT mine!

    • @hed446
      @hed446 4 года назад +1

      Melody N' Akane XD it kinda doesn’t matter if you don’t give credit since everyone says it

    • @TheGuitarTaylorCriedOn
      @TheGuitarTaylorCriedOn 4 года назад +1

      Melody N' Akane XD that’s nice to give credits but you don’t have to sense it’s everywhere

    • @leahjohnston2148
      @leahjohnston2148 4 года назад

      Nice

  • @TheOneWhoAsked19
    @TheOneWhoAsked19 9 месяцев назад +1506

    i remember 3 years ago i was with my brother and we were playing roblox, looking for a game to play. he suggested to play piggy and noticed there was a new update and typed “mrflimflam” into the teleport thing. he managed to get in the server and we were both so excited, we were both looking at the laptop trying to find albert. i was looking over his shoulder and helping him the whole time. hes mm_cm, the one who said “flamingo pls start a round” and he got to be piggy, we were both so happy and even happier when the video was uploaded.

  • @RatDied
    @RatDied 4 года назад +296

    Fan: "is this another trick?"
    Albert: "crap, they're on to me"

    • @ak9486
      @ak9486 4 года назад +2

      When was this at

    • @Bxckdoormari
      @Bxckdoormari 4 года назад +1

      You have my sub Mr waffles no cap but that sounds adorable no Homo tho 😂😂😂

    • @Yellow-og3hd
      @Yellow-og3hd 4 года назад +2

      @@seanforsyth4898 S c a m m e r

    • @lugilug244
      @lugilug244 4 года назад +2

      Lmao they know too much

    • @elanahmurphy5141
      @elanahmurphy5141 4 года назад +2

      did he actually say “crap” if so I’m getting Albert Stuff vibes :)

  • @mercry2474
    @mercry2474 4 года назад +704

    Albert: "Dont trust strangers,especially with money."
    Mrbeast: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @HYnime-lm7mv
      @HYnime-lm7mv 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @vixizy5041
      @vixizy5041 4 года назад +18

      Mr beast is like a millionaire so he’s probably gonna like waste his money from alberts devily joke

    • @endergenesis2618
      @endergenesis2618 4 года назад +4

      @Flappy Wings*well i know lancer isnt*

    • @nestormiranda877
      @nestormiranda877 4 года назад +2

      😂 lol

    • @Emilijanandre08
      @Emilijanandre08 4 года назад +5

      Mrbeast is a murderer

  • @maliciousli
    @maliciousli 4 года назад +2784

    Ah, yes, people getting scammed out of their happiness and time and getting tortured in Roblox is great to watch. Very entertaining.

  • @ThatOneSticknodesGuy
    @ThatOneSticknodesGuy 2 года назад +273

    Albert: "im not like gonna build a good map"
    Also Albert: "Builds a detailed cave"
    Edit: Thx for 122 likes ❤❤

  • @nanrisaburtrum3252
    @nanrisaburtrum3252 4 года назад +325

    Albert: nothing is free in life, don’t trust strangers
    Mr beast : *allow me to introduce myself*

    • @YourMom-im9kg
      @YourMom-im9kg 4 года назад +3

      BUT PUBLIX COOKIES ARE FREE XD

    • @einhalla
      @einhalla 4 года назад

      @@YourMom-im9kg 😂🤣💀

    • @shayuhburns2327
      @shayuhburns2327 4 года назад

      @@YourMom-im9kg bruh I forgot Publix was a store, I haven’t been in so long, we just order our groceries lmfao

    • @kenmasimp1297
      @kenmasimp1297 4 года назад

      Who else masterbaits?😫🖐🏼

    • @legendarylikebot8465
      @legendarylikebot8465 4 года назад +4

      Reesha Laryn please stop that's just gross

  • @Crimss2005
    @Crimss2005 4 года назад +823

    I love how he starts to say something then realizes he shouldn’t and then tries to dig himself out of it lol. It’s okay Albert we’ve all done the same

  • @crimsongrave101
    @crimsongrave101 4 года назад +179

    Albert: “I’m a stranger to you, okay?”
    Me: “I thought we had something, your giving me mixed EMOTIONS”

  • @ShinobuKochosSecretAcc
    @ShinobuKochosSecretAcc Год назад +128

    HIS HAIR 😭🤞

  • @i_like_tacobell3406
    @i_like_tacobell3406 4 года назад +945

    Albert: “If a stranger is offering you money, he’s probably going to kill you.”
    Mrbeast: *sad money noises*

  • @snail_oatmeal7325
    @snail_oatmeal7325 4 года назад +82

    “Today I’m going to destroy peoples hopes and dreams :)”
    Me: completely normal video😌✨

    • @imsocool5845
      @imsocool5845 4 года назад

      So inspirational 😌💕

    • @makylah4875
      @makylah4875 4 года назад

      DoritoHorse very normal! 😌

  • @White-tq3si
    @White-tq3si 4 года назад +426

    "I cannot friend any of you... I have to save it for popular developers so i can look famous..."
    Hey, at least he's honest :>

    • @NiqIce
      @NiqIce 4 года назад +5

      Neko • Neko Yup

    • @john-nz5pv
      @john-nz5pv 4 года назад +2

      Neko • Neko pretty sure he’s joking

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад +1

      Wants to g℮t 34K R💲 check my vid℮o ✔

      🎃
      એવરીબડી જ્યારે કામ તે લાભ મેળવવા માટે પ્રયાસ

    • @sadburrito9394
      @sadburrito9394 4 года назад +1

      I was your 209th like owo

    • @freakingperson246
      @freakingperson246 4 года назад +1

      okk

  • @AP3rson_s5
    @AP3rson_s5 2 года назад +70

    10:27 Look she is smart I should give her the money!
    The girl: *Walks straight into slow trap where it literally wont matter*

    • @Extray
      @Extray 2 года назад

      Ye she stepped on it when piggy wasn’t there

    • @TheWorldsLargestOven
      @TheWorldsLargestOven 2 года назад +11

      She did it so she could get rid of the slow trap

    • @dr1758
      @dr1758 9 месяцев назад +6

      She was also the one who ran into wall

  • @quaxical1733
    @quaxical1733 4 года назад +914

    Alberts new catch phrase is "I feel bad, but not bad enough to not do it"

  • @TwilightGummi1118
    @TwilightGummi1118 4 года назад +270

    Flamingo: I might be a killer
    Him a few seconds later: for legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @rosiej9729
      @rosiej9729 4 года назад

      @Galaxy PlayzRoblox ???? lmao what's with all the periods and why cant you spell lol right

    • @user-hi3lv1bu7l
      @user-hi3lv1bu7l 4 года назад +11

      @@rosiej9729 Don't embarrass yourself on the internet bud...

    • @africanboa6065
      @africanboa6065 4 года назад +8

      @@rosiej9729 bruh they spelled it correct, lel means laughing extremely loud- learn ur facts before you go and act so smart.

    • @blah8718
      @blah8718 4 года назад

      @@user-hi3lv1bu7l r u stupid

    • @blah8718
      @blah8718 4 года назад +2

      @@rosiej9729 r u stupid

  • @thanyag454
    @thanyag454 4 года назад +296

    6:14 it sounds like albert says “that sh- youre being annoying dude” but he didnt 😂

  • @istubbedmytoe_
    @istubbedmytoe_ 11 месяцев назад +93

    1:54
    thanks for the shoutout flamenco!!

  • @annie-cd8ny
    @annie-cd8ny 4 года назад +111

    Albert: Rips up Felipe
    Also Albert: I'm not a murderer!

  • @lisadochita
    @lisadochita 4 года назад +318

    Albert: “Scamming people out of their joy...”
    Me: “What joy?”

    • @user-ni2yh1jx3g
      @user-ni2yh1jx3g 4 года назад +2

      I love your profile name

    • @00M0RECHA0S
      @00M0RECHA0S 4 года назад +1

      Teary_ Bun what have you been watching?

    • @yasuhoe6094
      @yasuhoe6094 4 года назад +2

      I feel like this is something that would belong on the subreddit "r/Im14andthisisdeep".

    • @nicolecrowder1650
      @nicolecrowder1650 4 года назад +5

      *look who drank a depresso instead of an espresso*

    • @Kbritaendemoniada
      @Kbritaendemoniada 4 года назад

      @@00M0RECHA0S lol

  • @JadentheOGcarter
    @JadentheOGcarter 4 года назад +70

    When someone that's not flamingo gets hurt: hahaha
    When flamingo gets hurt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  • @Tydeus0131
    @Tydeus0131 Год назад +55

    Mad respect for Albert for scamming people for happiness, joy, and time.

  • @lieutenantchill4005
    @lieutenantchill4005 4 года назад +447

    “If a stranger is giving you money he is trying to kill you”
    Charity owners: *nervously sweating*

  • @n0_l0gicxx40
    @n0_l0gicxx40 4 года назад +179

    3:39 “I could be a murderer, which im not”
    *dying styrofoam heads in the backround*
    hHhmMmmmM

    • @Cloud_STarnts
      @Cloud_STarnts 4 года назад +3

      Yes the car fool me I’m going over to my car right away I don’t think I’m going over it I don’t have a good night I’m gonna was first time I was going over to your car but I’m going over there to see you and then you guys are gonna is a glitched I was first going over there I was first and then I’m going over there I don’t think I’m going over to your

    • @snas_creature
      @snas_creature 4 года назад

      Soggy Brain Noodles lmfao

    • @dreaiscrazyformeeeee
      @dreaiscrazyformeeeee 4 года назад +1

      If dying styrofoam heads is the same as murder then I'm a murderer.

    • @skillissue445
      @skillissue445 4 года назад +1

      Tova Dianita She is spamming the autocorrect thingy

    • @abigaelnassey5461
      @abigaelnassey5461 4 года назад

      I hear it

  • @cassidy445
    @cassidy445 4 года назад +440

    "If a stranger tries to give you money, they will kill you
    *Me staring at my cashier*

    • @cmtg461
      @cmtg461 4 года назад +13

      All cashiers had rep that they sell children bones

    • @cassidy445
      @cassidy445 4 года назад +7

      @@cmtg461 omg did not know that :O

    • @mikethemaster8634
      @mikethemaster8634 4 года назад +3

      So if the character is to you later today but not the crash they will take to go home first place one that will allow a bad person I

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 4 года назад +2

      @@mikethemaster8634 I agree

    • @ICantHandleThisHandle
      @ICantHandleThisHandle 4 года назад +2

      @@mikethemaster8634 what?

  • @Kdinjc
    @Kdinjc 4 года назад +54

    Flamingo: nothing in life is free
    Me: rememberers free samples 🧐

    • @momyma
      @momyma 4 года назад +2

      The people who give them out made or bought them 💀

    • @hn2861
      @hn2861 4 года назад +3

      ꧁Mochi Caku ꧂ but it’s free for whoever takes it

    • @popbobneedsrng
      @popbobneedsrng 4 года назад

      *remembers

    • @anitajara4985
      @anitajara4985 4 года назад +1

      Looks like were goin to costco people
      GeT iN mY cAr PeoPlE WeRe gOnNa GeT sOmE fReE fOoD

    • @floams
      @floams 4 года назад

      Samples are still not free

  • @SinzR-u4x
    @SinzR-u4x Год назад +10

    Currently being taken to the hospital watching your videos really calmed me down bro

    • @Patty-k2f
      @Patty-k2f 5 месяцев назад

      Get better soon! if you already haven't..

  • @Zhangqcarol
    @Zhangqcarol 4 года назад +2247

    Albert: “I’m not a murder”
    Me: Then where is Felipe..

    • @Sara17261
      @Sara17261 4 года назад +109

      Felipe has be missing for a long time..there is still no clues for how to find him....people just hope...that's he's not dead...

    • @amloser5906
      @amloser5906 4 года назад +20

      Sxhou in heaven

    • @hellou0007
      @hellou0007 4 года назад +10

      Minelaugh

    • @hellou0007
      @hellou0007 4 года назад +11

      H

    • @scaryt5106
      @scaryt5106 4 года назад +11

      Big brain :0

  • @lelyandodaki5414
    @lelyandodaki5414 4 года назад +162

    flamingo: im not giving anyone any money ,its a prank
    also flamingo at the end: *gives money to half of the people*

    • @leahandcaitlynshow6051
      @leahandcaitlynshow6051 4 года назад +1

      Ttytytttt

    • @tw2204
      @tw2204 4 года назад +4

      Her: *getting 44 likes in 32 mins.*

    • @jordanquestupio6304
      @jordanquestupio6304 4 года назад +1

      Leah And caitlyn show ?

    • @gonap4791
      @gonap4791 4 года назад +1

      True LOL

    • @BSC1215
      @BSC1215 4 года назад +1

      In the survive the killer episode famed Chris the creator of mad city was in his game

  • @lolk1026
    @lolk1026 4 года назад +108

    my mom:” sweetie who are you watching?”
    me:”oh just someone saying that he’s gonna kill peoples dreams and hopes nothing special”

  • @Flowwgen
    @Flowwgen 11 месяцев назад +8

    "this is gonna look like trash" *proceeds to make the best map ever*

  • @mztlcc7095
    @mztlcc7095 4 года назад +211

    “What if I get ten girlfriends one day”
    -Albert 2020-
    Dream on bud

  • @pedrohernandez-bm8ln
    @pedrohernandez-bm8ln 4 года назад +192

    “If a stranger is trying to give you money in real life, he’s going to kill you.”
    -Alberto, 2020.

  • @nietononoshana1
    @nietononoshana1 4 года назад +43

    Player: "Where does purple key go?"
    Albert: "It goes to purple door duh."
    Piggy fans: Isn't It supposed to go to a safe?

  • @hector0_o
    @hector0_o 2 года назад +129

    bro his old hair is like a bush god damn

  • @keyframeshelphehe3069
    @keyframeshelphehe3069 4 года назад +660

    flamingo is the only one that keeps me laughing when I’m sad

  • @flamingvan3547
    @flamingvan3547 4 года назад +307

    Flamingo: "Don't trust strangers especially if they offer you money"
    Me: "But what about Mr.Beast"
    To everyone saying that everybody knows MrBeast....
    You right,I didn't even think of that.

  • @livie_liv6196
    @livie_liv6196 4 года назад +114

    Albert: you don’t know what I do in my spare time...
    Albert on insta: **jumps on Tesla and pretends to be a spider**

  • @RapInSpanish
    @RapInSpanish Год назад +7

    “Anything’s possible in the possibilities”
    -Albert 2021

  • @healthylemon
    @healthylemon 3 года назад +940

    i like how all of his videos either start with him burping or saying “alright” and the title of the game

  • @khoralis6458
    @khoralis6458 4 года назад +82

    scam sights taking people’s information and money: i am a terrible person
    flamingo scamming people emotionally: amateur!

  • @lisamartinez1325
    @lisamartinez1325 4 года назад +129

    Albert: *There is no silver key*
    *Everyone going on a rampage trying to find the silver key*
    (Probably)
    (Also we *T r e n d i n g* )

    • @army01soldier1
      @army01soldier1 4 года назад +2

      THATS LITERALLY WHAT THEY DO WHEN ALBERT SAYS THAT THEY STILL DO IT LIKE BRAH XD

    • @sonnypanes9966
      @sonnypanes9966 4 года назад +1

      Its Possible For Me To Escape I Can Glitch Out

    • @echokea
      @echokea 4 года назад +1

      okay then

    • @kiddainja2812
      @kiddainja2812 4 года назад +1

      True XD

    • @h7t298
      @h7t298 4 года назад

      You cant glitch in build mode

  • @SpecialistNobody
    @SpecialistNobody 2 года назад +10

    I recently checked the girl who got the 5k robux and she changed a lot! Like rn she has 1.5k followers and a different outfits lol

  • @benitez6578
    @benitez6578 4 года назад +122

    Albert: Nothing is free in life
    Also Albert: Gives some noob some robux

    • @blurob1326
      @blurob1326 4 года назад +7

      yeh but that robux albert bought wasn’t for free

    • @ryazs
      @ryazs 4 года назад

      but the money he wasted on the robux? not free.✌️😗

    • @sunsetsquad689
      @sunsetsquad689 4 года назад

      But the money wasnt free The person who got the money for free got it for free but albert have to pay for robux

    • @goldybolt947
      @goldybolt947 4 года назад

      Blue sheriff that’s true

    • @fullsun9605
      @fullsun9605 4 года назад +1

      ROBUX REBEX

  • @henhen1976
    @henhen1976 4 года назад +121

    "nothing is free in life"
    mr beast: whoever touches the stick first gets 100,00 dollars!

    • @DJ-pm4ro
      @DJ-pm4ro 4 года назад +7

      HenHen XD

    • @someguy1909
      @someguy1909 4 года назад +3

      100 dollars

    • @jaennmie
      @jaennmie 4 года назад +5

      It wouldn't be free cause your doing sumthin? Is that how it works 😂

    • @L0rdBat
      @L0rdBat 4 года назад +2

      y e s

    • @luckyducky4548
      @luckyducky4548 4 года назад +1

      LOL

  • @walkingdisease3048
    @walkingdisease3048 4 года назад +121

    Albert: whoever is trying to give you money in real life of trying to kill you
    Me: *asks mom if she’s trying to kill me*

    • @simgoh5620
      @simgoh5620 4 года назад +8

      She just want you leave the house faster

    • @aay4n_4
      @aay4n_4 4 года назад +4

      ....uh.hi im Y E S

    • @mobiletroll3507
      @mobiletroll3507 4 года назад +2

      "XD"

    • @hugodoyle7195
      @hugodoyle7195 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 года назад +1

      If u lik℮ r𝐎blox and willing t𝐎 get R💲 simply use id℮a which i upl𝐎aded 😚
      🎃
      🧑
      Prófaðu það á meðan það er að vinna

  • @Live-Love-BePreppy
    @Live-Love-BePreppy Месяц назад +3

    The hair flip is crazyyy 1:44

  • @lucietaa
    @lucietaa 4 года назад +270

    Albert: *Nothing in real life is free*
    kokichi oma: *EvErYtHiNg Is FrEe iF yOu StEaL iT*

  • @redpilledayin
    @redpilledayin 4 года назад +253

    Albert when he finds build mode: “now,..... this is epic...”

    • @moneet2630
      @moneet2630 4 года назад +5

      Quite epic indeed

    • @grace_09
      @grace_09 4 года назад +4

      Yes... very... very.... very.... epic

    • @Secrets-t2v
      @Secrets-t2v 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @kirdexion
      @kirdexion 4 года назад +2

      But Albert never says now

    • @Secrets-t2v
      @Secrets-t2v 4 года назад +2

      @Kimberly Mark Sad

  • @Simon8766
    @Simon8766 4 года назад +108

    "I JUST WANT TO KILL PEOPLE'S HOPES AND DREAMS" WOW ALBERT WOW JUST WHAT I EXPECT 😂😂😂

  • @ExtinctTechnology
    @ExtinctTechnology 11 месяцев назад +6

    3:46 ah yes, Albert is actually a box that eats legos while riding a doorknob in his spare time

  • @nathaliesosa8520
    @nathaliesosa8520 4 года назад +124

    “Today ima just kill people’s hopes and dreams real quick”
    Me: he’s so inspirational 😌👍

    • @iridescentstage
      @iridescentstage 4 года назад +8

      Ikr 🥳 so inspiring 🤩💅🏻 ruins my Hope ✨👻

    • @mariaj.bayarri8024
      @mariaj.bayarri8024 4 года назад +2

      @.:94kfigogohojnnfmf🔆😚🔆🔆🔆😔😂😎🤩🤔🐚😂🐚🐚🙂🐚🙂😄😄😄😂odpgohuu

    • @imachaoticclownspritesprot688
      @imachaoticclownspritesprot688 4 года назад +1

      @@yakupdover5316 y

    • @konataizumi0822
      @konataizumi0822 4 года назад

      @@imachaoticclownspritesprot688 idk

    • @gomgomemmanuelPR
      @gomgomemmanuelPR 4 года назад

      Ktssfmgskttsyffhfudgjfkhl😀😒😀😀😀😀😒💔💔😤😤🤬😤🤬🤬😤😒😱😱😎😎💤🍪😁😍❌📟🤬✅👋🥶👋 higfufudygddydyfufu886

  • @vieirasa4133
    @vieirasa4133 4 года назад +388

    Who else loves that flamingo is posting literally every day he is just making lockdown so much better

  • @notema3888
    @notema3888 4 года назад +157

    Flamingo: i’m gonna kill people’s dreams & hopes”
    Me: When do you never..

  • @Sarisapologies
    @Sarisapologies 11 месяцев назад +5

    Hey Albert, congrats on 10 million views for the vid!

  • @scootermcpeanuts6699
    @scootermcpeanuts6699 4 года назад +102

    When you’re so early that the only comments are
    “dOn’T LiE whO’s bEen a FaN sInCe-“
    Edit: oh my god I made an overused comment god forbid I must be sacrificed ritually now

  • @trent4703
    @trent4703 4 года назад +20

    Albert: “i wanna kill people’s hopes and dreams today.” That’s how you know it’s a good start to a video when Albert causes pain and misery to other people
    P.S video ideas
    1. Be a crazy old man and say the world is ending by a zombie apocalypse or a nuke or something else
    2. Continue the island life show
    3 play vampire hunters 3 it’s like a murderer mystery game but instead of a murderer it’s a vampire and the detective has to kill the vampire with their gun and the survivors get gadgets to help assist the detective with eliminating the vampire
    4. Play flicker again but when you are an assassin give away the murderers role with notes or journal
    So those are my video ideas

    • @JunkyRobot96
      @JunkyRobot96 5 месяцев назад

      LETS GO THE ISLAND LIFE SHOW

  • @DillyBear2
    @DillyBear2 4 года назад +85

    Albert: your permission of having fun has ended

    • @havvomusic
      @havvomusic 4 года назад +3

      STOOOOOLEEEEEN!!!

    • @Inactivemayuse
      @Inactivemayuse 4 года назад

      So true, also ur profile pic hot XD (lol jk NO OFFENSE BOI)

    • @waltuh7601
      @waltuh7601 4 года назад

      The Defenestration Nation people can have the same idea ya know

    • @imbored393
      @imbored393 4 года назад

      STOP STEALING >:C

    • @havvomusic
      @havvomusic 4 года назад

      Ennard yeh but the other comment that said the same thing got hearted

  • @SodorsCoalCoProductions
    @SodorsCoalCoProductions 2 года назад +4

    Albert: *I COULD BE A MURDERER!*
    Me: 0_0
    Albert: *But I’m not!*
    Me: Phew…
    Albert: Or am I? I could be *OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!*
    Me: it’s a joke right..?😅

  • @wafeeshorts
    @wafeeshorts 2 года назад +645

    All the people in that server aren't real albert fans, otherwise they would know that albert isn't that generous.

  • @niqhtaura6165
    @niqhtaura6165 4 года назад +136

    “What if I get 10 girlfriends one day-
    Kirsten watching: 🧿👄🧿

  • @SNSTVTY
    @SNSTVTY 4 года назад +578

    “If a stranger is trying to give you money in real life, he’s going to kill you.”
    MrBeast- ...

    • @pwwnzo
      @pwwnzo 4 года назад +34

      MrBeast- oop~ there goes my plan
      _Ruined_ by albert

    • @ElioIsYukin
      @ElioIsYukin 4 года назад +3

      second

    • @nennehjaywhehgar1197
      @nennehjaywhehgar1197 4 года назад +15

      News:
      MR BEAST IS QUITING RUclips FOREVER!?

    • @aglhyn
      @aglhyn 4 года назад +3

      It’s called facts

    • @Patrick-cq4ux
      @Patrick-cq4ux 4 года назад +4

      look Who copied Copy Cat :/

  • @Eliazz2212
    @Eliazz2212 10 месяцев назад +2

    Flamingo:No person can ever win this
    Me:installs hacks

  • @cooperruckart7173
    @cooperruckart7173 4 года назад +85

    Mom: what do you want to be when you grow up?
    Me: me want be like mr flim cham

    • @dudegamingproductions5459
      @dudegamingproductions5459 4 года назад +15

      Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahhahahaa

    • @we-yk8cw
      @we-yk8cw 4 года назад +20

      @@dudegamingproductions5459 You okay m8?

    • @elizabethafton1147
      @elizabethafton1147 4 года назад +3

      Oop-

    • @marianfaganorliam3483
      @marianfaganorliam3483 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @yrburd
      @yrburd 4 года назад +1

      What if u r a girl?

  • @safarazaufaazalia8806
    @safarazaufaazalia8806 4 года назад +123

    Albert: "You dont know what i do in my spare time, i could be a murderer"
    Me: i wouldnt be suprised

    • @K4tsukis
      @K4tsukis 4 года назад +3

      xHoshirinx
      TODOROKIIII

    • @aanticx
      @aanticx 4 года назад +1

      DUDE YOUR PFP TODOROKIII

    • @woniesmaqic
      @woniesmaqic 4 года назад +1

      @@K4tsukis Teku I SHIPPP

    • @K4tsukis
      @K4tsukis 4 года назад +1

      Katsuki Bakugou
      BAKUGO

    • @K4tsukis
      @K4tsukis 4 года назад +1

      D r a g o n Opal
      What?

  • @charlotte-mw5ug
    @charlotte-mw5ug 4 года назад +182

    "nothing is free in life"
    *air:* AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
    *edit: to all the people saying its not, WHAT IS AIRBENDING THEN*
    *Edit 2#: if you dont know what airbending is i will explain. Airbending is when you control the wind. Also, its a avatar refrrence*

    • @whydoihave45subs91
      @whydoihave45subs91 4 года назад +19

      Well have u ever opened a bag of chips?

    • @tealuvr777
      @tealuvr777 4 года назад +1

      Crazy Cupcake yep

    • @GleepGlorpGloorp
      @GleepGlorpGloorp 4 года назад +10

      It's not free. You need to breath to get it. Andto breath you need to be alive which costs money.

    • @cozybear3567
      @cozybear3567 4 года назад +1

      Albert's Idiot
      GRASS : AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 года назад +2

      not everywhere sadly

  • @DigitalAJ12318
    @DigitalAJ12318 2 месяца назад +2

    Alberts hair was so majestic

  • @saintfn4
    @saintfn4 4 года назад +148

    Flamingo: i’m gonna kill people’s dreams & hopes”
    God in Heaven: Yeah uh nah your not coming up here

  • @williamsr982
    @williamsr982 4 года назад +109

    Albert: Publicily Shames Girl Running Into Wall
    Also Albert: I'm gonna give her RoBuX

  • @wooflakes
    @wooflakes 4 года назад +136

    Albert: Alright today I wanna kill people's hopes and dreams.
    Me: **gets flashbacks to dangonrapa**

  • @leeshangjinmoe5848
    @leeshangjinmoe5848 11 месяцев назад +3

    0:30 'but it's impossible so i wont lose any money'
    10:38 'there i gave her some robux'

  • @nerdx8886
    @nerdx8886 4 года назад +79

    Title: I made it impossible
    Me: “Just like my Relationship”

  • @corygetajob
    @corygetajob 4 года назад +129

    Flamingo: Never trust strangers that promise money
    Me: what about the bank employees?
    (Edit) wow thx for all the likes and remember, games on ROBLOX that promised robux are a LIE.

  • @pressstart6110
    @pressstart6110 4 года назад +61

    "If a stranger tries to give you money, they will kill you"
    My banker:

  • @GomeneYuna
    @GomeneYuna 2 года назад +1

    his psycho self made me PSYCHO LOL

  • @TheCapriciousG1rl-_-
    @TheCapriciousG1rl-_- 4 года назад +72

    Albert: *I’m a stranger okay I could be a murderer you don’t know what I do in my spare time don’t trust me*
    Me: wow your teaching people about stranger danger

  • @devonfernando4378
    @devonfernando4378 4 года назад +65

    the only thing that makes me laugh REALLY HARD is when he says GET NOOB

    • @SirBorkYT
      @SirBorkYT 3 года назад +3

      It should be added to his shop as a T-shirt.

    • @OK-vo3fk
      @OK-vo3fk 3 года назад +2

      g e t n o o b

    • @james-to4dn
      @james-to4dn 3 года назад

      It's kinda funny to say get noob

    • @obito7552
      @obito7552 3 года назад

      Me to

  • @jdpconstructionltd2601
    @jdpconstructionltd2601 4 года назад +89

    Albert: i only friend devs so it look like im famous.
    Me: Are we not enough for you?

    • @yes5961
      @yes5961 4 года назад +4

      Yeah but he anyways has more then 200 fans

    • @koi5192
      @koi5192 4 года назад +2

      Me 👉👈: I only friend my irl friends and people who are premium so I don’t look lonely and poor

    • @00M0RECHA0S
      @00M0RECHA0S 4 года назад

      • 𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝙵𝚊𝚗 • he has around 320,500 times more fans than that

    • @Xinvrae
      @Xinvrae 4 года назад

      @Yo XD ive been his fan ever since he was AlbertsStuff

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад

      willing to get 38K R$ se℮ my trick 😊
      😫
      🎈
      ลองมันขณะที่มันทำงาน

  • @Kaylakitkats
    @Kaylakitkats 2 месяца назад +1

    When the person said hey Siri MY Siri came 😂😂😂

  • @madridlucas.17
    @madridlucas.17 4 года назад +444

    *”You don’t know me I could be a murderer”*
    *Would not shake me, whenever you join a game you ask:*
    *”Where are the guns at”*

    • @Ok-vb4ni
      @Ok-vb4ni 4 года назад +4

      ミルク milk. Offical lol very true

    • @christinecat1981
      @christinecat1981 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @ellenjones1569
      @ellenjones1569 4 года назад +2

      Best comment ever XD

    • @barbgarr834
      @barbgarr834 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @didier5277
      @didier5277 4 года назад +4

      ミルク milk. Offical can y’all come up with anything else than quoting Albert? 🙄

  • @theyeetfamily2668
    @theyeetfamily2668 4 года назад +34

    Albert: "i could be a murderer which i am not."
    me: "really, well not in real life."

    • @Neceptus
      @Neceptus 4 года назад +1

      i mean
      you are not wrong

  • @divine_playz369
    @divine_playz369 4 года назад +225

    Me: **clicks on video**
    Flamingo: ok today I wanna crush people’s hopes and dreams

    • @sunflower_squad1678
      @sunflower_squad1678 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Em-iu9sh
      @Em-iu9sh 4 года назад

      *Same*

    • @girl3702
      @girl3702 4 года назад

      SAD

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад

      Use my posted m℮thod t𝐎 earn R$ 😚
      🙂
      😚
      Бұл маған жігіттер үшін жұмыс істеді, сіз оның көріңіз тиіс

    • @aagamanamations9529
      @aagamanamations9529 4 года назад

      @@connormartin8447 scammer

  • @kaylarexter6112
    @kaylarexter6112 Год назад +1

    What i learned from albert: How to be really good at spiting at people. LOOK IT UP

  • @evieissupercool
    @evieissupercool 4 года назад +425

    Albert : "Hey how'd you get up there-"
    eScApE iNtO tHe wOrLd oF aNiMe wItH tHe fUnImAtIoN aPp

  • @maryannreed3520
    @maryannreed3520 4 года назад +84

    Albert: What if I get ten girlfriends one day Kirsten: You’d be slapped to death

  • @xexclus
    @xexclus 4 года назад +61

    “I just wanna kill everyone’s hopes and dreams” isn’t that like almost every video 😂😂😂

  • @jorjorable
    @jorjorable 2 года назад +2

    fun fact: I fell asleep while watching this video (I dont find him boring, I was just tired) then woke up 14 minutes late for work 😍😍😍

    • @TDTutorialist
      @TDTutorialist 5 месяцев назад

      My two year late ass comment to say hi

  • @corvus6628
    @corvus6628 4 года назад +80

    “You don’t know what I do in my meantime, I could be a murderer for all you know! I’m not though” well now we do know that your not a murder

  • @uni6112
    @uni6112 4 года назад +102

    Albert: I could be a murder-- witch I-I’m not
    Videos: *violently murders people with admin in Roblox*
    Me: *Are you sure about that?*

    • @glamrocklizzy
      @glamrocklizzy 4 года назад +1

      hmmmm HMMMMM tHaTs mUrDeRiNg AdmInS nOt rEaL pEoPle

    • @WanWan-io7mh
      @WanWan-io7mh 4 года назад +1

      Kalina Pommerville doesn’t matter bRUh stop correcting jeez

    • @hickstuff
      @hickstuff 4 года назад

      Enchanted Potatoz he means irl

    • @ItsStorminn
      @ItsStorminn 4 года назад

      Same with Felipe.

    • @atlanticskyx3298
      @atlanticskyx3298 4 года назад +1

      Wan Wan *.

  • @nathaliaangelo8781
    @nathaliaangelo8781 4 года назад +71

    Albert: “ima stranger”
    Me: Strangers are friends that you haven’t met yet

    • @pepsican1
      @pepsican1 4 года назад +12

      what about the pedos and murderers

    • @MrJerppu
      @MrJerppu 4 года назад +10

      @@pepsican1 They are friends that you will never want to see again.

    • @rintherotisseriechicken8518
      @rintherotisseriechicken8518 4 года назад +3

      @@MrJerppu well then I guess I dont have good taste in friends

    • @jagr6180
      @jagr6180 4 года назад +1

      For me they’re my enemies.

    • @epicbacon2322
      @epicbacon2322 4 года назад +1

      Nathalia Angelo you just quoted theodd1sout so give him credit

  • @hungryforkittys
    @hungryforkittys 6 месяцев назад +3

    Thx for the free foot pic albert😛😛😛😛

  • @arabellasummers3237
    @arabellasummers3237 4 года назад +240

    I literally love how Albert's hair has become a full on WIG ever since lock down. lmao yasss

  • @fireeditz6784
    @fireeditz6784 4 года назад +100

    Flamingo: the purple key goes to the purple door duh
    Vault: Am I a joke to you?

    • @bladeoftheruinedking2543
      @bladeoftheruinedking2543 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @kaileevfx
      @kaileevfx 4 года назад +1

      can u build a safe though? cuz I want to

    • @frindjinny6
      @frindjinny6 4 года назад +1

      Is this some rich roblox girl joke I’m too poor to understand?

    • @axelkim2558
      @axelkim2558 4 года назад

      mxchi you cant I think is goin to be a updat or something

    • @Lucas-rs4zx
      @Lucas-rs4zx 4 года назад

      lol

  • @KimberlyLRolle
    @KimberlyLRolle 4 года назад +68

    Albert: "nothing in life is free unless it has to do with your death"
    Me: YOU GAVE THE GIRL ROBUX 4 FREE

    • @ravwth1092
      @ravwth1092 4 года назад +9

      Free ? She did stay in the game super long tho the others just unlucky

    • @WHOSDUDUW
      @WHOSDUDUW 4 года назад +4

      I got 2 robux from my friend and that's my first time I got robux :)

    • @yeohkeehu2584
      @yeohkeehu2584 4 года назад

      @@ravwth1092 eggvengers what ur user im duuudeka my egvenger name is viper

    • @johndough7994
      @johndough7994 4 года назад +1

      yes and there is also another thing that comes free with the flamingo channel, a guaranteed loss of brain cells

    • @linlinssz
      @linlinssz 4 года назад

      Dude chill

  • @TheOneWhoAsked19
    @TheOneWhoAsked19 9 месяцев назад +17

    5:35 that’s my brother! mm_cm!