THE HARDEST DECISIONS IN THE UNIVERSE | 60 Parsecs #2

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  • @user-kb7kf4vu2u
    @user-kb7kf4vu2u 6 лет назад +967

    Each captain has an unique ability. Emmet generates 2 resources each day, making him the best at survival, Deedee gets hungry slower, Baby makes friends easier (if you keep making bad choices your crew can become insubordinate and refuse to do stuffs like expeditions), Tom is difficult to go insane, Meagan is not likely to get sick (or hurt, I’m not 100% sure)

    • @aspa3318
      @aspa3318 5 лет назад +24

      Also pretty sure that higher flexibility will mean you're faster while scavenging in the space station

    • @roblob6103
      @roblob6103 4 года назад +13

      "Tom is difficult to go insane"
      Yet he still drove Tom insane in the next episode. **slow claps**

    • @judyquinn5742
      @judyquinn5742 4 года назад +3

      your over thinking

    • @flamezee4
      @flamezee4 4 года назад +8

      The reason emmet is OP is cause every 6 days you get one soup Lol

    • @jahaira9434
      @jahaira9434 4 года назад +3

      i bet why deedee gets hungry slower is because she drinks dat coffee 😌

  • @purpleemerald5299
    @purpleemerald5299 6 лет назад +721

    Every time Jack could have made the meds his crew desperately needed, he made more soup instead. Even as they started dropping like flies, SOUP rained above all! THE SOUP HAS CORRUPTED JACK'S HEART AND SOUL! *SOUP HAS CONSUMED HIS EVERY THOUGHT! **_S O U P !_*

  • @dragonboydelton909
    @dragonboydelton909 6 лет назад +268

    Jack, if you open the normal story mode, you can use the time given in the tutorial to run against items and stockpile them close to your escape hatch. I've heard this new version of the traditional 60 seconds is much harder to win at with more scenarios, you need as many recourse at your disposal as possible.

  • @ayrem
    @ayrem 6 лет назад +281

    6:05 "Stacey left . She took everything and left you with nothing" Chase buddy are you ok

    • @dogandanimallover8639
      @dogandanimallover8639 6 лет назад +6

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that....

    • @giannadimou
      @giannadimou 5 лет назад +3

      ..He shot himself in the head. Oh no he is bleeding internally, oh no he's hurting but laughing, he missed Stacy so much, he did it for her...

  • @kirstenchavis4982
    @kirstenchavis4982 6 лет назад +271

    Turns out that Baby survived after you abandoned him and became the king of the squirrels.

  • @duaasiddiqui5844
    @duaasiddiqui5844 6 лет назад +566

    When in doubt... sock puppet...

    • @squiidddy6234
      @squiidddy6234 6 лет назад +1

      No u👎

    • @lillybubble1709
      @lillybubble1709 6 лет назад

      Duaa Siddiqui Am I the only one who thinks of Segway Steve?

    • @chayagreeson6608
      @chayagreeson6608 6 лет назад +1

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    • @thonkas6667
      @thonkas6667 6 лет назад

      Happy wheels reference

    • @someguyidk6849
      @someguyidk6849 6 лет назад

      wowwww

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth621 6 лет назад +156

    _"Yeah Yeah Its The Same Dialouge From Before"_
    *_Skips A Mountain Load Of Dialouge_*

    • @Hoodied
      @Hoodied 6 лет назад +1

      Congratulations your pointed out something that happened in the video

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @about12orphans57
    @about12orphans57 6 лет назад +323

    DAY 15
    Game: your hurt, you should make MEDS.
    Jack:...SOUP? Okay i'll make SOUP.
    DAY 16
    Game: your still hurt, you should make MEDS.
    Jack:...SOUP? Okay i'll make more SOUP.
    DAY 17
    Game: your hurt and someone has died because you didn't have MEDS, you should make MEDS.
    Jack:...SOUP? Okay i'll make even more SOUP.
    DAY 18
    Game: your still hurt, you should make MEDS.
    Jack:...SOUP? Okay i'll make SOUP.
    DAY 19
    Game: you DIED of starvation and because you didn't make MEDS.
    Jack: Maybe I should have used the soup I was making.

    • @dutbud9049
      @dutbud9049 6 лет назад +7

      25:55 "cause of death: starvation" not meds, mate

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 6 лет назад +4

      What Jack didn't know was that there was the secret med soup that could fix all his problems

    • @thehunt2241
      @thehunt2241 6 лет назад +3

      as soon as he said I'm starving the shimp add come on

    • @LonelyHeroAnimates
      @LonelyHeroAnimates 6 лет назад +6

      So very true, NEVER ENOUGH SOUP!

    • @Baykirk693
      @Baykirk693 6 лет назад +2

      Emmet died of starvation but Meghan died of illness

  • @STHUltra
    @STHUltra 6 лет назад +275

    JACK UPGRADE THE CRAFTING SYSTEM TO MAKE MULTIPLE SOUPS AT ONCE

  • @egertukaj3042
    @egertukaj3042 6 лет назад +281

    Jack here are some tips:
    -Dont feed anyone untill day 5 then till day 10 , 15 and so on.
    Save the cow artifact for later events you will need it (a ghost is gonna come looking for that thing) and you can use it to fix issues other than make soup.
    -Dont get more than 3 people only get 2-3.
    -Craft soup as soon as possible when you got the resources.
    -ALWAYS get the book.
    -Read the log clearly some decisions really matter and you cant go back this game is so unforgiving.
    -Send your crew to an expedition as many times as possible just dont send them when they are sick or starving feed them before hand.
    -If a member is gonna die from injuries and starvation send him/her put on an expedition cause he might come to your ship with some goods ;p
    Hope you will find that helpful! Good luck.
    Edit: Also when a member goes insane you can cure them if you give them a sock puppet 😝

    • @wraithofradiation2977
      @wraithofradiation2977 6 лет назад +1

      who is gonna bet 5$ he got the first tip from kub scoutz? (WraithOfRadiation INC. is not responsible to any attacks we personally say that we say these kind of stuff for entertainment purposes. thank you for cooperating with WraithOfRadiation INC.

    • @fairyhaven13
      @fairyhaven13 6 лет назад +4

      Half of those tips are good and the other half he was trying to do and couldn't. The artifact *was* what gave him resources for soup, and he *was* crafting it as soon as he had the resources this time around, so those both are kind of moot. The only time he didn't make a decision was when he had no objects to use, you can see they were grayed out because he didn't have them. He sent Baby out as soon as he landed and Baby was sick when he came back, Jack just forgot to pass around soup that day, which was the reason they all died. And I thought that members could die on expeditions? They did last game.

    • @LonelyHeroAnimates
      @LonelyHeroAnimates 6 лет назад +1

      yep it helps A LOT

    • @GracefullyHigh
      @GracefullyHigh 6 лет назад +2

      EEagleTM do NOT feed them every 5 days, feed them every 20, watch Kub Scoutz

    • @dagaminking8272
      @dagaminking8272 6 лет назад +1

      nice tips!

  • @eveeeofthelostwoods5471
    @eveeeofthelostwoods5471 6 лет назад +274

    Captain's Log: Still have NO Freaking Idea what happened yesterday . And I know I'm not alone.

    • @kellanmeyers4715
      @kellanmeyers4715 6 лет назад +8

      You definitely are not!

    • @natsingleton1772
      @natsingleton1772 6 лет назад +5

      Wait... What happened yesterday...?

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 6 лет назад +4

      Flilehead There's a tiny tiny anti hint from transference part two. check the comments there.

    • @rowanthomas6018
      @rowanthomas6018 6 лет назад +1

      Eveee Of the Lost Woods
      Yup hi I saw you yesterday

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 6 лет назад +2

      Anti happened. You know, that thing everyone is obsessing over.

  • @direkitsune
    @direkitsune 6 лет назад +48

    Just to let you know Jack, that not every interaction is the same each time you do it, sometimes alt diologe or different stuff is gained/losed

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +200

    I'm loving that intro voice. It sounds so much like Rod Sterling.
    We have 60 Seconds until...
    The *Twilight Zone* !

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah I love it when he just intros like this

  • @raccoon3455
    @raccoon3455 6 лет назад +234

    Dude you can craft med kits too

  • @jessicasnider3283
    @jessicasnider3283 6 лет назад +62

    25:20 the artifacts eyes are glowing...

    • @keisuketakahasi4584
      @keisuketakahasi4584 6 лет назад

      its an upgraded artifact. thats why the "dumb luck or crafting skills blabla" and it gave 20.. things.. instead of 10

    • @stormytichinel591
      @stormytichinel591 5 лет назад

      The glowing artifact can LET you back on earth if you make it. It's a weird system.

  • @RK-jv1js
    @RK-jv1js 6 лет назад +716

    I love how if one of the people die in this game, the next day it is just their skeletons, the organs, skin, blood, and meat just disappear.

    • @dontkwo6267
      @dontkwo6267 6 лет назад +37

      When your in 6th grade science and you use the words you learned today in a youtube comment *Insert huge brain picture*

    • @marsa1028
      @marsa1028 6 лет назад +76

      Plot twist: the rest of the crew eats them.

    • @RK-jv1js
      @RK-jv1js 6 лет назад +7

      redditdition I think that is what happens

    • @justinp.4499
      @justinp.4499 6 лет назад +5

      redditdition
      No that’s impossible because what it one person dies? And there’s nobody there to witness or eat the body? It’s probably been eaten by some type of robot or creature on the space ship but on 60 seconds probably mutant spiders but no I think this theory is funny but not very accurate

    • @Axebunni
      @Axebunni 6 лет назад

      😛☕😥💦💦😱📱👉

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 6 лет назад +92

    I know, this video has Nothing to do with the egos but.. 6:05 .. Chase..

    • @just_m.e7175
      @just_m.e7175 6 лет назад +4

      I THOUGHT THAT TOO.

    • @munchkinhound96
      @munchkinhound96 6 лет назад +3

      YES! I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY!!!

    • @keebo3385
      @keebo3385 6 лет назад +4

      Tangle Hamain OOOH SHIT

    • @jaydenco7505
      @jaydenco7505 6 лет назад +1

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @LeviZReaper
      @LeviZReaper 6 лет назад +1

      SOMEONE EXPLAIN DO I NEED TO WATCH THE LONG ASS VIDEO FROM YESTERDAY? xD

  • @hopenjoi3745
    @hopenjoi3745 6 лет назад +80

    "Do not feed people until they are starving."
    That's the strategy I use with myself every day.

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 лет назад +1591

    That intro? Jack really should be a voice actor

    • @VanessaSantos-td2gr
      @VanessaSantos-td2gr 6 лет назад +38

      Jack participated in BATIM... that's a start.

    • @aslan9144
      @aslan9144 6 лет назад +36

      Helena Rosno ikr the voices he does for characters are always on point

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +7

      Helena Rosno he would do awesome at that!!

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 6 лет назад +15

      @@VanessaSantos-td2gr and Bendy and the Ink machine

    • @aidendiaz2116
      @aidendiaz2116 6 лет назад +10

      He was a voice actor in bendy and the ink machine

  • @han-451
    @han-451 6 лет назад +163

    *The bad news is that stacy left. She took everything and left you with nothing. She only left this message.* IM SCREAMING

    • @colourfulavocado2083
      @colourfulavocado2083 6 лет назад +3

      I Art Sam Chase? Is that you?

    • @just_m.e7175
      @just_m.e7175 6 лет назад +1

      ME TOO.

    • @hannahsherry4791
      @hannahsherry4791 6 лет назад

      I noticed that and I FREAKED OUT

    • @LeviZReaper
      @LeviZReaper 6 лет назад

      someone explain pls? XD

    • @hannahsherry4791
      @hannahsherry4791 6 лет назад +2

      @@LeviZReaper well you know one of jacks egos Chase? (From jacks Bro Average video) Well in his back story we know that his wife (stacy) left him and took everything he loved away from him. So some people think that when jack briefly mentions stacy in this video he is talking from the point of view of Chase Brody

  • @Granzteelvids
    @Granzteelvids 6 лет назад +24

    I think Dee Dee is a cool captain. just have emmet as a crew and do all the brain tasks, dee dee do maneuvering, and others do something else

    • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
      @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 2 года назад

      Pretty sure that ultimately, there are only 2 types of decisions, ones that use your stats and ones that use the average of the crew’s stats, have emmet as crew means he will contribute to group decisions(and of course expeditions and ones where you pick a specific person

  • @artsybook
    @artsybook 6 лет назад +133

    Sean talking about Stacy
    Me: dONT TALK ABOUT CHASE IN THIS HOUSE HOLD

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +8

      Chase: *Cries*
      Awww Chase..!

    • @cheesenpickles1241
      @cheesenpickles1241 6 лет назад +1

      Swama_ Creates Awww poor Chase 😢🧢

    • @totes-soap
      @totes-soap 6 лет назад +1

      Swama_ Creates nooo my nickname is Stacy and I love it lol

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram 6 лет назад +1

      OMG This is me every time he says Stacy I can't stop thinking about Chase ( Do you think he's doing it on purpose? )

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 6 лет назад

      @@mastersprogram knowing Jack, he could be doing it because of how much we love Chase

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 6 лет назад +38

    I was drawing while listening to this and was suprised that the game had such fascinating and funny text but then found out you were making some of that text up

    • @bonnkerr
      @bonnkerr 6 лет назад +1

      ShadowGamerHD The same for me! While watching Emily Is Away I thought that the game had hilarious messages but it was Jack just adding on to the story. Haha.

  • @siadubey
    @siadubey 6 лет назад +659

    Why are there so many ego references recently?
    *[insert Pewdiepie’s ‘hmmmmmmmmm’ here]*

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 6 лет назад +8

      Spooktober

    • @siadubey
      @siadubey 6 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @dkrose2460
      @dkrose2460 6 лет назад +1

      It close to hollowed I think. Maybe he is building up to that?

    • @siadubey
      @siadubey 6 лет назад

      DK rose I guess..... maybe you’re right!

    • @clucka34
      @clucka34 6 лет назад +1

      what are you lot on about?

  • @kotone4789
    @kotone4789 6 лет назад +33

    Jack has got the voice of a straight out god, petition to get jack a part job as a voice actor

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah. His voice is so beautiful! He hits the JACKPOT when it comes to voicing as characters! :))

    • @TheUchi1991
      @TheUchi1991 6 лет назад +1

      after his RUclips career, this will most probably be his next goal. He is always talking about taking voice acting lessons and so on

    • @jaylaabraham6858
      @jaylaabraham6858 6 лет назад +1

      He already is. He's worked with Disney.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 лет назад +89

    Jack had so much less soup on this run than on his first one. That´s what probably also did him in, next to the toxin that got to him.

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 6 лет назад +36

    "As Megan descended below deck,she noticed an obscene hand drawing of an American and a Soviet, Megan blushed furiously" WHAT DID YOU SEE MEGAN?!?

  • @puggyyyy
    @puggyyyy 6 лет назад +402

    No offence, Jack...but I wouldn't want to be a part of your team.
    [insert "I choose life" meme here]

    • @fostagade3602
      @fostagade3602 6 лет назад +3

      i dont have a "I chose life" i threw mine away

    • @RK-jv1js
      @RK-jv1js 6 лет назад +4

      I would go on his team for that exact reason, there is a 100% mortality rate for his team

    • @Jay-Gruener
      @Jay-Gruener 6 лет назад

      Maybe I would if I had no other option but I would join a different team or die on the space station

    • @jklolidk5668
      @jklolidk5668 6 лет назад

      But jack IS life

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram 6 лет назад

      I don't get it

  • @haileyyoungberg5596
    @haileyyoungberg5596 6 лет назад +62

    Stacey...
    Left...
    Nothing...
    CHASE!!!!!!!

    • @panoschasapis2986
      @panoschasapis2986 6 лет назад +2

      I got the House M.D reference brother

    • @totes-soap
      @totes-soap 6 лет назад +3

      Hailey Youngberg my nickname is Stacy. I LOVE IT

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 3 года назад +7

    No one:
    The AI: You look rather pale, sir
    Emmet: 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @stardustartist
    @stardustartist 6 лет назад +12

    Jack: stacy left and took everything leaving you alone
    Me: Hi Chace

  • @car6xn
    @car6xn 6 лет назад +28

    The artifact was glowing when he was on the planet..

    • @ghost_towne1889
      @ghost_towne1889 6 лет назад +11

      Hxxzard It was glowing because by pure luck he made a high quality artifact and those glow

    • @Cryo_Cat
      @Cryo_Cat 6 лет назад +4

      Lucaworks Ah, so that's why he got +20 resources from it instead of the normal +10

  • @DatfiskRaps
    @DatfiskRaps 6 лет назад +2

    Your voice is
    literally
    a perfect mash
    up of
    Zap Braniggan and his green,
    alien
    sidekick from Futrama.

    • @DatfiskRaps
      @DatfiskRaps 6 лет назад

      You could say it is what their babies would sound like. Hah

  • @cinere46
    @cinere46 6 лет назад +27

    Such a throw to hitchhikers guide to the glaxy with the cosmos book, it has a thumbs up symbol and is the bestseller with the number 42 mentioned

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 6 лет назад

      42 is the meaning of life u know...
      the reason is 42 in japanese is shi ni. meaning death. ur welcome. the meaning of life is death.

  • @caroltyler244
    @caroltyler244 6 лет назад +31

    6:05-6:10,25:05 is Chase reference and also I agree with u 100% about s'mores Jack

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад +144

    Keep talking about Stacy, Sean I swear to god-

  • @happykid31
    @happykid31 6 лет назад +27

    On day 18 (24:33) the artifact's eyes were glowing.

    • @jaylaabraham6858
      @jaylaabraham6858 6 лет назад +8

      that's because he made a superior version of it

    • @zamalamahama4894
      @zamalamahama4894 6 лет назад +1

      ALL HAIL THE COW GOD

    • @sophieahaha
      @sophieahaha 6 лет назад

      Anti has now become the channel's first animal ego: Cow Man

  • @sesametia3504
    @sesametia3504 6 лет назад +30

    is no one gojng to mention the fact that he talked about stacy leaving?? chase?!

  • @dynamicasteroid2327
    @dynamicasteroid2327 6 лет назад +2

    The intro & outro for this was AMAZING!!! Thank you!

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 6 лет назад +27

    The intro to this was amazing

    • @scp-2307
      @scp-2307 6 лет назад +1

      o my god its the FBI

    • @glorygloogun7198
      @glorygloogun7198 6 лет назад

      FBI you wont tell what i was watching yesterday right

  • @ellahagan6662
    @ellahagan6662 6 лет назад +85

    Can we name the sock puppet Timmy? From the first 60 seconds? 😂

    • @Sortisc
      @Sortisc 6 лет назад +4

      Itzella Hagan already is

    • @h__w2005
      @h__w2005 6 лет назад

      Yes

    • @seand9182
      @seand9182 6 лет назад +9

      Itzella Hagan It’s already named Timmy. One of the scenarios (that jack didn’t get) says that the sock puppet is named Timmy.

    • @Lemonsrt
      @Lemonsrt 6 лет назад

      Sharam Dadvar
      No it just chooses one of the names from the og game randomly, I've seen it been Ned and mj before

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 6 лет назад +19

    Seán dropping all these ego references to watch us squirm...
    PS- THERE ARE MED KITS 😱😉

  • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
    @user-dg4nh3bp5w 6 лет назад +384

    Are we just not going to mention what happened yesterday?...

  • @ayrem
    @ayrem 6 лет назад +7

    25:00 "You laughed. Then you realized you were bleeding internally so laughing made things worse. You now miss Stacey even more" *CHASE ARE YOU OK BUDDY*

  • @Advexen
    @Advexen 6 лет назад +34

    Upgrade your soup machine, grab all the gizmos and protection, then call me in the morning. Doctors order

  • @jcole2375
    @jcole2375 6 лет назад +73

    Why is jack talking like zapp brannigan? 😂

  • @vsblanc
    @vsblanc 6 лет назад +12

    Rose's are red
    Violets are blue
    I support Jack and so do you
    Edit: Rose's are red
    Violets are blue
    We like Jack
    And so do you

  • @caitlinnulud2464
    @caitlinnulud2464 3 года назад +8

    Jack out of context 2020
    "do not feed people unless they're starving"

  • @wolfpower2055
    @wolfpower2055 6 лет назад +80

    Have a wonderful day person reading the comments! 😁

  • @Pix3l_Pr1ncess
    @Pix3l_Pr1ncess 6 лет назад +34

    Great episode. Your channel inspires me

    • @Charles-qh3yw
      @Charles-qh3yw 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +1

      SupaPixelGirl Same here! Jack has been saving me from my stress and negative thinking :3

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад

      oof ok

  • @TwilightTearsStudio
    @TwilightTearsStudio 6 лет назад +3

    And now I’m going to end up having s’mores and coffee for lunch because that tangent on s’mores reminded me I have everything in the house to make them.

  • @kellanmeyers4715
    @kellanmeyers4715 6 лет назад +22

    We all know you're just trying to light the fandom on fire because of yesterday, Jack! 😂😂👌👌

  • @dark3889
    @dark3889 6 лет назад +5

    *LOVE THE INTRO, PLEASE MAKE THIS A LONG SERIES*

  • @Ghostiaz
    @Ghostiaz 6 лет назад +1

    Hey Jack do more of this game please, it's great to see you enjoying yourself. Keep making great content. Thanks

  • @frown-not-down
    @frown-not-down 6 лет назад +9

    THE FREAKING STACY REFERENCES... JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

  • @ggwrites3083
    @ggwrites3083 6 лет назад +15

    Hey jack. I always say this but I love you so much. I repeatedly watch series over and over again because your gameplay is awesome and have a good day jack and fans have a great day to PMA

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +1

      That was so sweet of you :) and I know. I can’t stop saying how grateful I am for Sean and the community. I just say and talk about it over and over. And I feel the love from you guys and Sean himself. This is definitely a new experience in my RUclips life, and probably the best!
      It really sucks that I am a late one to this community.. I came back near the end of May 2018.. I am so sorry..

    • @ggwrites3083
      @ggwrites3083 6 лет назад

      @@malps7028 oh it's fine Sean loves all his fans I was anti for holloween and he is amazing I wanna meet him and give him a hug and thank you

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for the reassurance. I needed it, and it touched me in the heart :) You are such a nice person :)

    • @ggwrites3083
      @ggwrites3083 6 лет назад

      @@malps7028 well like he says might as well have a PMA and I'm a 8th grader so I try to have a positive mental attitude even when I do or don't feel like it

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад

      G's_Music I'm struggling a lot because I'm in 9th grade and I tend to have stress all the time because of school..

  • @NeoFlame17
    @NeoFlame17 2 года назад +2

    I love when he says "The Big Brother Ship" Lmao

  • @Pile-O-Beans
    @Pile-O-Beans 6 лет назад +46

    Hey Jack, is that the GMM Cup?

    • @halfdog6479
      @halfdog6479 6 лет назад +2

      Probably, he was on gmm a while ago😁 he helped them taste different foods from video games that they brought to life, it was such a fun episode.

    • @artiscool9375
      @artiscool9375 6 лет назад +1

      MIKASA which episode?

    • @halfdog6479
      @halfdog6479 6 лет назад

      Art is Cool it's season 14 episode 17, it's called tasting nasty videogame food. You could also just go to their channel and scroll down till you find it, it says feat. JACKSEPTICEYE, so it's not that hard to miss

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 лет назад +23

    What would happen if we change the Parsecs to *Jacksecs?*

    • @malps7028
      @malps7028 6 лет назад +2

      I don’t know. What do you think would happen?

    • @10CentWenty
      @10CentWenty 6 лет назад +3

      Jacksecs hmmmmm🙄

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +3

      @@malps7028 the world will be overflowed with coffee, cookies and PMA?

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад

      @Sam Upadhyay nah, i'm just a regular guy 😉

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 6 лет назад +1

      Nono
      Parjacks

  • @maxxcalilung5157
    @maxxcalilung5157 6 лет назад +53

    Parsecs is a unit of distance, Jackie boy :)

    • @Dodger24
      @Dodger24 6 лет назад +1

      Its technically a theoretical unit of distance, and used as a unit of time by Star Wars

    • @maxxcalilung5157
      @maxxcalilung5157 6 лет назад +3

      @@Dodger24 in Solo, they clarified that Han made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs (distance) bc he had to take a shortcut through it
      Thats what makes it so legendary bc no one except the falcon could successfully navigate through it.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 6 лет назад +4

      @@Dodger24 No, it is not theoretical. It's a very specific distance that relates to the Earth's orbit, which is roughly equal to 3 1/4 light years. What about that is theoretical?

    • @Pyromaniacalsquirrel
      @Pyromaniacalsquirrel 6 лет назад

      Technically, he could have shit his pants whenever they were four parsecs away from where they are now. Like saying, I needed to stop four miles ago.
      Jack did probably say it in relation to time though :p

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 6 лет назад +51

    WHY DIDN'T YOU CRAFT A MED KIT!?!?

    • @user-kb7kf4vu2u
      @user-kb7kf4vu2u 6 лет назад

      Athithan to craft a med kit you need to upgrade the crafting system twice (which costs 75 energy and 6 days). The medkit itself takes 3 more days to craft

    • @wendymu5507
      @wendymu5507 6 лет назад +1

      Akimoto Taiki you do not need to upgrade

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 6 лет назад +85

    Hardest Decision in the Universe. Connor or Frank for President?!

  • @lenight_
    @lenight_ 6 лет назад +8

    That suit in the backround isa futuristic clothes from
    The main caracter from 60 seconds

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 лет назад +8

    21:35 sing that when the aliens come and maybe they’ll leave you alone

  • @bonniethompson9561
    @bonniethompson9561 6 лет назад +29

    Hey jack just want you to know I had a bay day at school my friend doesn’t like me anymore he deleted me off fortnite won’t pick up my calls but you always make me feel better keep up the good work also don’t forget pma

    • @erikakerboom2101
      @erikakerboom2101 6 лет назад +4

      despacito

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 6 лет назад +10

      That boy's loss, kiddo. You'll eventually find people 1,000 times better than him. Life just flows like that. Take this from someone who lost a lot of friends over the years because shit happens.

    • @memmermiller
      @memmermiller 6 лет назад +2

      Hi Bonnie, I know I’m not Jack, but I just wanted to say thank you for sharing and I hope things get better soon.

    • @prophetofgrunt2088
      @prophetofgrunt2088 6 лет назад +16

      I can’t take this seriously when you said your friends deleted you from Fortnite

    • @leahmorgan2617
      @leahmorgan2617 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly damn I don't watch jacksepticeye much but his fan base is just so wholesome.

  • @dannyeveland5454
    @dannyeveland5454 6 лет назад +1

    Hey Jack I've been watching your videos since Dark Souls and you have definitely made my bad days into great days. I just recently lost my father and watching your videos helped with all the pain, so thank you for everything. Oh BTW SPEED IS ALWAYS KEY!!!

  • @pyramidhead7780s
    @pyramidhead7780s 6 лет назад +7

    Man, I love Futurama... oh, wait!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +106

    It's sad what happened to TellTale. I hope they can finish the Walking Dead.
    I can't wait to see you take on ,what may be, the final episode of the Walking Dead.

    • @shifty4567
      @shifty4567 6 лет назад +2

      Same. Sad he didnt upload it today

    • @iamlocus
      @iamlocus 6 лет назад +1

      They said it’s not being done

    • @angie8312
      @angie8312 6 лет назад +7

      They won’t finish walking dead. The second chapter came out today, but the rest probably wont come out

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 6 лет назад +1

      1stt of all my lil telltale noobs, part 1 came out T O D A Y and second some teams stepped up to help telltale make TWD *hopefully with lypsync*

    • @InfernalHY
      @InfernalHY 6 лет назад

      Nah they suck

  • @alexandermadwrite2154
    @alexandermadwrite2154 6 лет назад +2

    simple 2 people 3 lods of food the communicator the manual the mask the lighter (a first aid kit) and all the chemical based supplies you can fit

  • @GreedAndLust
    @GreedAndLust 6 лет назад +36

    Where's english papers please :(

  • @simonwetterlund
    @simonwetterlund 6 лет назад +15

    Did I mention that I did the kessel run in 12 parsecs?

  • @PacificPounding
    @PacificPounding 6 лет назад

    man 20 million subs, i remember when he hit 100k. those were the days, in the cabin. screamin and playin happy wheels and LIIIITTTLLLEEE INFEEEERRNNOOO. thanks jack

  • @imadsmaini4640
    @imadsmaini4640 6 лет назад +22

    Jack may you continue playing WE HAPPY FEW please.

    • @Isajohe
      @Isajohe 6 лет назад +1

      Imad Smaini i am literally obsessed with the game tbh

  • @Santiago-ji8rs
    @Santiago-ji8rs 6 лет назад +70

    Jack, will you be playing the second episode of the walking dead, it released today and there are a bunch of companies that are willing to help produce the last two episodes

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy 6 лет назад +2

      I hope they manage to finish it

    • @jasminestones9536
      @jasminestones9536 6 лет назад +2

      HUNGER GAMES yes I hope the companies come through bc I want to know the ending like those people can not leave us hanging

    • @thedrunkapple838
      @thedrunkapple838 6 лет назад

      Are there really companies willing to finish it?

    • @gam.mus1108
      @gam.mus1108 6 лет назад

      The Drunk Apple Yup, it's on their Twitter. However they are saying that they're not making any promises. So there's hope. 🙏 😁

    • @chocolatedubs_9015
      @chocolatedubs_9015 6 лет назад

      Yas!!

  • @thejdb
    @thejdb 6 лет назад

    I heckin love his Zap Brannigan impression, it’s the best!

  • @jekyllgaming99
    @jekyllgaming99 6 лет назад +12

    Am I the only one who thinks Sean's narrative voice sounds like Jake from VSauce?

    • @sonnyfire8490
      @sonnyfire8490 6 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure it’s meant to sound like zap Brannigan from futurama

    • @jekyllgaming99
      @jekyllgaming99 6 лет назад

      @@sonnyfire8490 it is, it just sounds a lot more like Jake than Zapp to me haha

  • @derankedred6136
    @derankedred6136 6 лет назад +20

    Holy crap I thought the intro was real until someone pointed out that jack should be a voice actor
    Lol

  • @__gachanells__2047
    @__gachanells__2047 2 года назад +1

    wow, there’s lore in this game?
    If you read the “Pick a Captain” bios, there’s some interesting info about the crew.

  • @basakakkurt5535
    @basakakkurt5535 6 лет назад +5

    6:03 CHASE!

  • @aliciadonut3200
    @aliciadonut3200 6 лет назад +6

    When in doubt... Segway Steve!!!
    Nooooooo
    When in doubt...Sock puppet!!!

  • @ArcadeAndrew.
    @ArcadeAndrew. 6 лет назад

    jack heres a helpful tip FOR FOCUSING ON STORY RELATED CONTENT ONLY
    NOTE: this might be seen as "cheating" or as an exploit of the games "intended purpose" of 60 seconds to run around and gather shit then dont die BUT HERE GOES.
    If you choose "space drill" that is the tutorial level, as already known NO MATTER WHAT in space drill you will always be forced (given) to take one can of soup, the survival book, the med kit, one crafting box and one crew member.
    -however during the gathering of the materials during the "tutorial" session you have no time limit, as such you will notice that a lot of items can actually be physically moved by the character; this includes soups, crafting boxes, the sock puppet, the armor, the communicator, the battery, the duct tape, the gun, the artifact, and sometimes the shovel and sometimes the mask**
    -This means that it is possible to spend 20-30 minutes doing the following A: moving every non essential item to the side (to have room to run and not bump into things) and B: push all possible soup cans, crafting boxes, the sock puppet, the armor, the gun, the communicator, the battery, the duct tape, the artifact, and sometimes the shovel, and sometimes the mask** RIGHT NEXT TO THE HATCH (preventing the need of running around and maximizing the supplies you will enter with.*)
    *sidenote: it is possible to enter the hatch with every possible item minus one crew member (as four will spawn but you can only take three)
    NOTE THIS METHOD INTENTIONALLY MAKES THE GAME EASIER FOR STORY PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE USED TO CHEAT.
    NOW with all this being jotted down here are some considerations and tips if using this method
    -Remember that you cant move the lighter and you cant move the mask (unless the mask is on the ground**-the shovel is very finicky and it is rare that youll be able to move it)
    -When you pick up your first soup, pick up the soup in the lower right hand room that is in a console that cant be knocked out (this is the only soup you cant push near the hatch, every other soup you can position correctly and get near the hatch)
    -when picking your crew member: A: pick "baby" as he takes up three spots and everyone else takes two (important for when grabbing any straggler items when the timer actually starts)
    -if a crafting box is stuck on a wall and cant be pushed away from the wall, pick that one up when it tells you to get supplies
    -Be careful: some items like the armor, the gun, and some soups spawn in odd corners/ very close to walls and one wrong push renders them stuck meaning youll have to get em on the countdown
    -to move the suck puppet use another object like a box, otherwise youll keep running over it.
    -Be sure to check "under" walls (where you walk behind them and now can see through them) soups and items might be hidden
    -before you start the countdown note the location of the following: the lighter, the mask, the other crew member or members you want to take, any straggling items you couldnt manage to push, do a practice run and find the quickest path you can take (40 seconds or less to get to the hatch, 15 seconds to grab and throw everything in the hatch that is near it already, you should always have 5 seconds to spare)
    -The very northwestern room (top left) is the farthest room from the hatch, and the entire left section of the ship is slightly farther than the right side.
    -ALWAYS choose emmet as the captain and have him do the soup count/intel speech in the get go, as he not only generates crafting resources daily, but emmet has the highest chance when doing soup calculations which can result in +2 soups, and if youre lucky youll find a pre stock (which makes it +4)
    -final words of this method: this method I developed as a means of negating the RNG chance that the game might fuck you over; as most items can be repaired/crafted at the station and due to the vast amount of boxes and materials you have; it isnt an issue, plus it is very easy to continually craft soup and not worry about hunger. PLEASE only use this method if you want the easiest way to see the endings/story progress, otherwise the sheer RNG nature of the game combined with the fact managing hunger is the biggest pitfall of this game (because in the end you either go for an ending an risk starvation, or fuck up an ending and starve anyways)

  • @kaitlinfletcher8997
    @kaitlinfletcher8997 6 лет назад +6

    That was the coolest intro ever.

  • @emelozkan9628
    @emelozkan9628 6 лет назад +11

    HE SAID STACY!

  • @clover_leaf_3889
    @clover_leaf_3889 6 лет назад

    My cat died today, and I was feeling really down (She had FIP) This video helped a lot. I didn't think I could ever smile again, but Jack always makes me happy, even in the worst of times. Thank you so much

  • @diamondarcher1098
    @diamondarcher1098 6 лет назад +3

    "i just asked for your status, not the weather" 20:49

  • @finnwer697
    @finnwer697 6 лет назад +3

    "Ok we are in the end game now fellas" *THE END* ;DDD almost pissed myself 25:25

  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 5 лет назад

    The Zapp Brannigan voice is so good. I want Jack to narrate my life in that voice.

  • @justanotherguy3835
    @justanotherguy3835 6 лет назад +5

    XD (Alien music plays) Jack : Ahh I love this kind of music. (Jack tries to make that sound of the music: "sounds like a sheep getting run over") I cant stop laughing XD

  • @Zuerox
    @Zuerox 6 лет назад +5

    In a few days they rebuilt the entire earth and space ship then exploded it again

  • @lolonoazoro420
    @lolonoazoro420 6 лет назад +2

    12:38
    "I miss the Kerbals"
    Maybe you should start up that career series you were talking about doing then, we miss the Kerbals too Jack.

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 6 лет назад +44

    WHEN ITS RECOMENDED: 3 views
    WHEN YOU CLICK ON IT: 38 458 views

  • @joebalIs
    @joebalIs 6 лет назад +5

    the voice he did for the main computer kinda sounds like the comic book guy in the simpsons

  • @BeastBoy-xz7ww
    @BeastBoy-xz7ww 6 лет назад +1

    That shirt jacks wearing looks life the ones he used to wear in the log cabin days

  • @Santiago-ji8rs
    @Santiago-ji8rs 6 лет назад +6

    Jack, the walking dead might be said, there are potential companies willing to help produce the last two episodes!

  • @kixmrm
    @kixmrm 6 лет назад +12

    hurt chase and I hurt you okay? but fr STOP MAKING CHASE REFERENCES YOUR WORRYING ME

  • @williamsfigueroa7140
    @williamsfigueroa7140 6 лет назад +1

    you should do the mode where you collect the thing because you get WAY more supplies that way. Sure Emmet is a great captain but he's not the best, always use baby for strength or Dede for speed (that's only if you're going to do the mode where you collect things.) iff not then Emmet is a great choice.
    sorry for the long message

  • @Cloudy-ef6tg
    @Cloudy-ef6tg 6 лет назад +67

    Jack, please play a game called Purrfect Date! Its dialogue based, and really fun! Its sorta like Doki Doki without the death and with cats, but there are still secrets! P.S. There is an Irish cat you can date...

  • @bellaerickson5066
    @bellaerickson5066 6 лет назад +4

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jack, SLOW DOWN!! How the hell did you live without having a s'more all those years? You probs just started living!

  • @EveTheRaviolo
    @EveTheRaviolo 6 лет назад +1

    The ending is so relatable, I'd rather stay in that space room too XD it looks so cozy and comfy

  • @adamhearnsberger9312
    @adamhearnsberger9312 6 лет назад +3

    *amazingly mega great*