THE AGONY OF SOUP | 60 Parsecs
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2018
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Игры
me: "how could this be an hour and 20 minutes long?"
mark: *describes Baby with a lot more words than I was ready for at any opportunity*
Agreed
*GOOD GOOD*
Mark: GOOD GOOD UP DOWN BABY MOVE ME LIKE THAT
“Sock”
This narration between Baby and Markiplier seems like the script writer had this very creepy scenario on their mind for a long time.
Basically just Mark yelling "Good, Good!" "Elevating, Descending!"
Yep that’s all the video is
Woah mark keep it in ya pants buddy
True
@@antiplier7146 WHEEEEEEEEEEZZEE FUCK WHY-
*B A B Y*
This whole video was just Markiplier mistaking an innocent scene for hardcore gay sex and just rolling with it.
y e s
@@blightboi6097 I love how I'm able to translate that statement and either way, it works with the context 😭
HELP
Y E S
y e s
Everyone: Dead
Tom: "Can somebody warm up my soup" *preceeds to smile confidently*
Lmao 🤣
Tom killed them…. ooxsaqjerjviityiwrgjbefyn
Tom: Hey guys how ya doi- Guys? Frick, they're dead, guess I'll just eat this soup then.
Mark in the start: Calls baby loser
Mark in the middle: Now Calls baby soap washer
Mark in the end:Calls baby soulmate
Character development
the first two are in the start, I think the soulmate thing started at the middle, but ok
“Good, Good.”
901rst like btw
next thing you know, they do some up and downs
"I'm assuming 'sock' is just a euphemism for 'condom.'"
"A sock requires fluids? Since when?!"
_~Markiplier_
i read the first part at the exact moment he said it and nearly died
** ʱªʱªʱª(˃̣̣̥∀˂̣̣̥) **
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THE FRAN oh my god same wtf
Ughhhhh he really need to do a "Rediscovering the Classics" series! Theres so many games Id love to see him play again!
FLUID TIME!
"I have turned every bodily fluid I have, back into soup."
If Mark ever invites you over for dinner, and mentions you are having soup, politely decline.
EVERY bodily fluid, would that include his cu-
makes me remember a very old three scary games video "you may have some soup if you would like" mark: "HOW ABOUT WE NOT DO THAT"
Alternative Title: Mark being elevated and descended for an hour straight
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Everyone's just dead and Tom's just sitting there all smug
copied comment
oof man
@@squimpy0 I didn't copy this. It's possible there's a similar one with so many comments left here, but it is completely accidental if I am the one who commented later than the other person :/
aight
this is why youtube needs a spoiler tag for comments. :/
Mark was just falling in love with Baby for the whole gameplay.
*This is great.*
Yeah, least until baby got bombed by mark’s choice to recite pi. I guess they died together
well my thoughts on baby went from my bestfriend to son then the only one i trusted the soulmate so thats fun
I love it its gay ♡ lol
@@rainbowrootbeer7106 just like me lol
@@comradeshrimp and meh too
Let’s appreciate how good markipliers run was (except for the ending). Like nobody got sick, hurt, or insane, he never ran out of food, and he even got a soulmate in the run!
Emmet and baby is such a cute couple and you can't deny it and if you do *baby will scrub you out of a existence*
He once scrubbed a baby, nobody ever saw that baby ever again.
I am totally denying it and Baby can’t do a bloody thing about it
"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to my space fanfiction"
Yooo 40th like!!!
173 likes!!
I’m already shipping Mark’s character and Baby😂💜✨
**Starts off the video with a caveman yell and a couple of slaps to the leg*
"Where I make MANY fanfiction"
Markiplier spends like 30 seconds just talking about how good baby scrubs things 😂
“Baby thinks of you as his soulmate!”
Mark: *Sweating* “ELEVATING! DESCENDING! GOOD! GOOD!”
i like how no one is talking about how smug Tom looked while everyone else lied there dead
Makes me kind of wonder if he was ok with Mark dying for rejecting him O_O
I thought *H E* killed them at first
i read this after clicking on the video and now i feel betrayed
Dude I scroll down to the comments 35 minutes in and I see this :/
@@Bryc3e same but 50 :(
“Maybe he was calling me daddy, maybe I misinterpreted that”
I died 😂
Why is there no comments?
Idk
His name is Baby after all
WAIT WHAT
@@online2000. I didn’t think o that 😳
“What is this cow-ass cow?!” Easily my favorite Mark line
I absolutely understand marks anger at the end i would’ve fucking refunded the game after that shit
I freaking love the contrast between Mark and Jack's play throughs.
Jack: Struggling to survive at all.
Mark: Look at all this soup! I'm doing great!
Jack: Oh, stop whining! You aren't starving yet!
Mark: I don't need to give everyone food, but I'm going to, because we are friends!
Jack: Constantly boils down the artifact to have just enough material to make soup to survive. Never has any materials to do the special events
Mark: Oh, darn. I should have had the artifact. But oh well. While having literally every object on hand and ready, just in case.
And then Mark died to bullshit. I wonder if he'd survive on his second try.
I didn't even know the well-fed status was a thing. I might have to steal that part of Mark's strategy if I pick up a copy of this game.
right XD
Jack had a point though. They weren't starving. 😂
Why does Mark have to ban them if he takes their answer? D:
True XD it's like night and day
Mark: "How do you upgrade duct tape?"
Answer: Turn it into *F L E X T A P E*
That's a lotta damage tho
Omg XD
jontron:S L A P O N T H A T F L E X T A P E W I T H T H E M I G H T O F Z E U S
The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!
I wanna like but it’s at the perfect number 😂
8:30 "Idk what you're aiming at here but it might be the uterus" - Markiplier 2018
I literally yelled, "ARE YOU MAD!!??" when Mark decided to shoot!! The!!! Bomb!!!
Mark narrated this so well, I was convinced there was actually a voice from the computer reading it 💀
True
welp someone already commented this, good job
Same bc I was just closing my eyes and listening to the first part of the video and not watching it so when I opened my eyes I realized it was mark narrating the book and I was so surprised 😭
if they update the game they should let mark voice the computer
We call this voice acting
Imagine how awkward it must've been for Tom and Dee Dee as Emmet was 'pressed against'
Tom: ...so are we gonna talk about them fu-
Dee Dee: No. Just let them get it over with.
Also Deedee: *Records it while biting her lip*
They did it, too.
@@birdgvee4982 Ah, I see.
@@birdgvee4982 best way to ignore them, imo
“Baby scrubbed my house once. Leveled it down to the basement” lives in my head rent free
12:36 I'll be honest, I really would have loved to see what kind of cleaning concoction Baby would have haphazardly created, but I'm pretty Strength is the right choice here xD
"Where are you right now?!"
"I'm at soup!"
*"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!"*
*I MEAN I'M AT SOUP* !!!
*WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?*
*SOUP!!*
*I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!*
*WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!*
Tom returning at the end all "Hey guys, what'd I miss?"
Oh. My. God, Finally someone else who noticed that!! It was so funny too! I wish this got more likes, ngl. 5 aint enough. *puts a sticker of a like button onto pentagonofpeople's face* (wait it's a pentagon...does it have a face? Whatever.)
That's the best part.
I was wondering why he survived😂😂
That's pretty funny lol, also I'm your 300th like :D
*IS THAT A HAMILTON REFERENCE*
Viewer: *suggests using shovel*
Mark: oooh you might be onto something, but you're banned
I like how the computer is actually looking forward to marks speech. That’s not a sign that the computer is way too smart or anything.
All Mark did was accidentally create a love-story between Emmet and Baby.
EDIT: Ship begins at 26:00
Purposely*
Ah yes, and now it’s my top ship
Not even Mark did this, the game said it was true itself
Ye, I like it
Who said it was an accident?
I love how they referenced 60 Seconds by calling the sock puppet Mary Jane
Same
I have that game
And of course the reference zoomed right past Mark and his "big brain"
I know this comment is old but it changes between the names of the family from 60 Seconds. Sometimes it’ll be Ted, Dolores, Mary Jane, or Timmy ^^
Doesn’t it take place in the same universe with Different perspectives on what happened since the atomic bomb still happened
6:03 "I'M smart, YOU dumb" -- Captain Mark Edward Fischbach's motivational masterpiece
Alternative title:
Mark loving Baby for 80 minutes
"They left me in jail. Said I wasn't even theirs. BUT I SCRUBBED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE."
"Soup is water so soup."
~Markiplier
*slurp noise*
I feel like I made my point.
day 1
*Mariplier*
@@billwilliamson7087 bro i just realised that i messed that up thanks
He was having so much fun and just got slapped in the face in the end there 💀
Awh, never got to see the ending to Emmet and Baby's blossoming love story. I would've loved to see how they ended up since I like their dynamic.
Mark: You can’t upgrade tape
Phil Swift: Hold my beer
😂😂
*flex tape
Phil Schwifty
*THATS ALOT OF ORIGINALITY*
*Hold my Flex seal
This game is definitely more comedic then the first one.
Than
Aw why is your name "Depressed Idiot"? :/
@Large Ballsack then why is _your_ name large ballsack? XD
@Large Ballsack I want to talk to your -manager- *human*
@Large Ballsack *Sir, you tested positive for funniness*
*And Corona*
Viewer:gives helpful hint that barely qualifies as a spoiler
Mark: B A N N E D
Mark is the only person I know that can go from sounding smart to stupid in a span of 2 seconds
if this becomes a movie , then i demand Mark be the computer's voice
And Baby's voice too
Then Ethan can be Dede, Jack can be Tom, and Tyler can be Emmet.
We all need this to happen
It got to the point that I forgot it was mark talking because it was so soothing and unlike his other voices he was using
@@gracefulslumber8441 I don't think it's the greatest idea for Ethan to voice a black character lol.
I felt more for the relationship between the Captain and Baby than I have for any fanfiction in a long time.
It took a year but you have 400 likes
When this video came out, I was 3-4 months into having no job, last semester of college at a University stateside, and did not know if I'd live to see the next week. I recall this video coming out, and being so sour from my struggles, I just bypassed it. Here I am, nearly 3 years later, with a 6-figure job, and I hope all of you struggling realize your goals & hardships. Best wishes~
“Baby wants to press me…”
-Markiplier, 2018 21 October.
"Baby scrubbed real good.
Baby once scrubbed a baby, Scrubbed it out of existence."
I'm dead XD
"'They left me in jail. Said I wasn't even theirs.' But I *SCRUBBED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE."*
Not as dead as that baby
I couldn't remember why Mark never came back to this game, then I remembered the ending. I don't blame him.
yeah that was so annoying
instant death from 1 wrong option
I mean, why bother adding all of these intricacies if one wrong move will not only kill you, but make you start over from the beginning?
@@kexard yeah, it really is so stupid, this and 60 seconds are just really bad games imo bc stuff like that happens all the time in both of them
Good review against this game.
Ok yeah, mark had me damn near pissin myself from laughter. That whole baby once scrub house. Level house down to basement. Baby once scrub baby. Never saw baby again, scrubbed baby out if existence lmfao god this man is way funnier than should be allowed.
“The sock requires fluids… SINCE WHEN??” Since I was thirteen, Markip
R.I.P. Some dude
Died at age 19
Cause of death: Baby scrubbing him out of existence
Za hando
@@cindervee478 That's surprisingly fitting.
@@Mcporkroast that was the idea
"I'd rather be dead with friends than alive without em'."
*currently alone*
Me too
U
S
57:23 mark: OAHHha I’m going to die
Captions: [applause]
I love mark yelling "Good, Good!"
I love how you and Baby’s romance blossomed over the course of an hour and twenty minutes
“Ooh, good”
“but you gotta be banned for backseat gaming”
Ngl that kinda pissed me off
@@Captain_Shiba same
@@Captain_Shiba he didn't really do it lmfao
Omg right?! Wtf was that. I hope that was a joke bc otherwise that’s mean
@@darknes08757 it’s Markiplier...you think he was serious?
Fire in space: impossible
Fire in a sealed oxygen-rich system: *B A D*
mark: GoOd gOod he said as he ElevATEd aND deElevaTed, uP aND dOWN gOoD GooD He whISPereD ThrOUgH hiS TeetH
me, a Wattpad writer: *AGGRESSIVELY TAKES NOTES*
“WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”
I wheeze laughed at this---
What's your user? What kind of things do you have? I'm just curious
@@flarefox1912 i write mostly smut (but i have some fluff and angst as well) and im currently focused on a oneshot book of nothing but follower's requests. user is smeyxlottlebabe lol dont judge it was what came up when i keyboard smashed :p
@@crusty_potato7261 k I'll look :)
Rip Baby and Emmett their love was too pure for the cosmos. Some say you can still hear their whispers... *good good*
This is my all time favorite Markiplier video. I hope he revisits this some time
gotta love Baby, he's just a sweetheart! that whole relationship just made my queer little heart so happy.
MINE TOO THEY'RE ADORABLE
@@traumedged IKR I SHIP IT SO HARD
" *how do you upgrade tape* "
Later:
"OH baby... *baby* "
YOU A PAPER THIN 100 FOOT 1 INCH BARBALL
I like how tom’s still alive just sitting there and chilling
Tom's no robot apparently
Heyy guys what happened to you guys you guys look more skeletal than before
baby
😵
emmet
😵
deedee
😵
Tom
🙃
👈👈
Like the chad he is
he found some spare space ganja and lit up and chilled
"Me?! Big bitch!" - Markiplier
6:40
OMG WHO REMEMBERS THAT TIMMY SAW THAT SPACESHIP AND HIS PARENTS DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM
OH YEAH
After coming back to this, I've just realized baby had daddy issues
No no no not anymore Mark is his daddy now
And his theme song is daddy issues from the neighborhood
@@bean3571 I'm dead 🤣
@@bean3571 I have daddy issues and I love that song lmao
@@lol-sr9pl same
Mark being Baby's soulmate*
Wattpad writers : *its time to shine*
Oh heeeeel naw😭
@@_tocaneon_7262 becarefuul guys
Wattpad is such a story to unfold
One of Mark's best voice narration jobs ever. I was dying throughout this one.
“I don’t know what you’re aiming at here... but it might be the
*U T E R U S* “
As he *elevated* and *lowered* me. "Good. *Good* " Baby had me shakin' like a leaf. Baby like workout. Use me as a barbell. *up* and *down* whispering through his teeth into my ear " good. *good* " MARK WTF I LOVE THIS. This is definitely gonna turn into some sort of fanfic😂
26:20 The part everybody is looking for.
I think mark is gonna be the one writing the fandic
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The Wattpad writers are here...
EVERYONE HIDE
Every time he talks about him and baby it sounds like hes reading a bad smut scene
Or those fandoms
I hear a fan fic coming on..... And a sequal too!
@@FfStar lol it just felt so weird listening to him drone out about that 😂😂😂
or a really good one
“As he ascends me and descends me “good good”
Markiplier acting as baby is hilarious
BABY GONNA SCRUB, REAL GOOD.
Legend has it that Baby is still whispering "Good, Good.." while bench pressing the captain to this day
Guinness word records
XD
R.I.P. Mark and Baby
"good, good"
And it is still happening...
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
At least Mark and Baby died together, Baby's last words
"Good, good."
Mark with tears in his eyes had baby lift him up one more time in a loving embrace.
As they smoked weed and had coffee...
The End
🧑🏾🥦♨️
?
*Nutt
Alien weed and alien coffee, to be precise
Lifted him up and down, elavated him, GOOD GOOD
5:08 basically the opposite of mark
I want to see a second run through of this so bad. Your narration of the in game events/dialogue is gold!
Mark: _How can tape get better_
Me: *TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE...*
@xXTheAcePilotXx *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*
@@katamaniac 😧 you beat me
*AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!*
@@boulderthefat154 Believe me freind I know how that feels, there is always a next time.
*NOW INTRODUCING FLEX SEAL!!! ITS SO STRONG!! NOT EVEN THE VACUUM OF SPACE CAN BREAK THIS FANTASTIC COAT!!!*
The thing with baby is basically like most fanfictions that exist
I was gonna like this comment but I wanted to keep the likes at 69
GOoD gOOD
I would love to see him play more of this.
26:01 At least Baby has a healthy coping mechanism despite his troublesome past~
Jack: everything goes to shit
Mark: pretty decent job +soulmate Baby +Friendship
Mia Rowell in all fairness though, I’m fairly certain the game has been updated since jack played it, to be a bit easier on the soup lol
This is soo true
Fr but jack is still great 😂
Wade: went to s*** to
GOOD GOOD
Tom actually starves slower than the others. Fun facts.
Really?
I think he generally is tougher. He too gets insane slower. That' s why he is not perfect in any stat..but just above average.
@@leander9323 He's a jack of all trades
That is DeeDee
Tom's special attribute is he can randomly get items out of nowhere.
Tom actually starves the fastest lol
This was actually a good run its so sad it just ended bcuz mark thought it was a good thing to prove that they are not a robot
I love how all the skeletons have their hair
Mark: “how do you upgrade duct tape?”
My Brain: “To show you the power of flex tape I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF”
NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
"Hey, uh.. I think Captain has space madness."
"No, that's just Markiplier. He's.. uh.. special."
I know
*special*
hehe. I'm markiplier
Special, as defined as a psychotic lunatic that spends 10 hours a day trying to do this shit
@@ToxicAven that is my personality. I spend 10 hours working on soda cans
“Your all small im big” Pi:I took that personal
In space with Markiplier lore
“Good, good” Mark continuously screamed. He was being raised and lowered repeatedly.
Someone needs to put that line in a wattpad story
All I took from this video:
*GOOD GOOD*
“ baby once scrubbed a baby out of escistince “
In space with Markiplier but low budget
no one gonna point out that Baby and Emitt's relationship is adorable? Just got to the part that he fell asleep in baby's arms and I just-
The way he elevated him and de-elevated him "Good, good" he yelled as he turns you into a barbell as you get lifts you up and puts you down
GUN
@@ab3ki84hayate Stop liking your own comment
@@theserpentshand.6336 Im not?
It wasn’t adorable
The last message was:
You perished. Y'all died by a explosive tracking missile.
Below that:
Tom returned from his expedition. He asks: :Hey guYs, Im hUngry, wHo CaN wArM uP soMe SouP?? oh. UpsEes, EveryonE DeAd"
"Tom seems a bit confused."
Im writing this cause im stuck in the android keyboard
Yep
Seems understandable, like, who would expect to just go out and investigate an area outside your space pod, and come back to find that oh, everyone turned into skeletons very quickly.
Oh boy I love In Space With Markiplier
Alternative title: BABY BRONCO'S SCRUBBING MUSCLES
wow, that was the luckiest play through of this game I've ever seen
And somehow also the unluvkiest I've ever seen, literally one wrong move and it all went to shit and that wrong move would usually be assumed to be right
Right? I thought the same! Especially Mark played it for the first time! I expected a lot of bad decisions :'D I think it's probably because he took the smartest guy as capitain istead of DD, and had really balanced crew in result.
Same no body got sick no bad things happened no body died
The RNG smilled upon Markiplier until that very last Rocks Fall Everyone Dies (except Tom).
First time I played I lasted 31 days but everyone was either starving or wounded (or both), parasitic alien fruits were growing in the shuttle and galaxy fearing locust were invading the nuclear winter covered piece of scumbag rock called planet I happen to fall into. All in all, luck seems to play a huge role in your chance of success. Or maybe I shouldn't have let my crew eat from that alien fruit.
10 out of 10, would be infected by brain parasites again.
i know, right XD and he still died
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
Mark wants Baby to Scrub it Bacc
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
He protec, he attac, but most importantly, Marc love him bacc.
But most importantly he lifts and decends and lifts and said "good good"
Is this a destrey Smith reference, or did I just not get his original reference?