I Have To Explain CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2019 (Spoilers) | Black Nerd

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  • @xocutievxo
    @xocutievxo 4 года назад +2653

    Instead of Charlie's Angels they could of adapted Totally Spies!

    • @juicesbynate
      @juicesbynate 4 года назад +31

      xocutievxo same concept

    • @bionic_jaden4051
      @bionic_jaden4051 4 года назад +108

      The totally spies pretty much ARE the angels because they were based off of them!

    • @conradtokyo7368
      @conradtokyo7368 4 года назад +111

      Totally Spies is just Charlie's Angels but with ridiculous fetishes sprinkled in

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 4 года назад +68

      Honestly, I’d be interested in seeing a Totally Spies live action movie now...
      Yeah it’s the same kinda concept, but the thought is interesting...

    • @mahoutsuguy863
      @mahoutsuguy863 4 года назад +39

      Yeah, it's the same concept, but it's a more recent and currently nostalgic property imo. It would be interesting to see what the name "totally spies" would have brought to the box office alone....but I doubt it now after how this movie did lol

  • @missruthie81
    @missruthie81 4 года назад +878

    "Charlie's Angels...is perfect to watch.....on a discount day" 😂

    • @williamhunter8773
      @williamhunter8773 4 года назад +17

      That line about killed me LMBAO

    • @kellykade
      @kellykade 4 года назад +13

      He meant to say bootleg

    • @big_dro1713
      @big_dro1713 4 года назад +8

      It's perfect to watch if you have two hours to live. It will make those 240 minutes last for years.

    • @missruthie81
      @missruthie81 4 года назад +3

      @@big_dro1713 😂

    • @miahthepisces3813
      @miahthepisces3813 4 года назад +1

      The reboot was. but the 2000’s one was a masterpiece

  • @theamazingmaymay123
    @theamazingmaymay123 4 года назад +439

    The trailers just made it look so...boring. It just looked so generic. They made it also look so “we are FEMALE” n not “we are badass spies who kicks ass who just so happen to be female.”

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 4 года назад +44

      Basically what I thought. And blaming men because it bombed just made me not want to watch it even more. I don't like it when the director blames fans when his movie doesn't do well....people like that come of like a baby throwing a tantrum.

    • @venuslove-i1v
      @venuslove-i1v 4 года назад +14

      I agree 100% with this. The problem with some kickass female chick flicks is that some of them get caught up in highlighting the female part, but they forget the kickass part. This movie seemed like a movie about regular ass girls who hijacked the real angels layer, which would have made for a great movie if that were the case, but unfortunately its just false advertisement....

    • @venuslove-i1v
      @venuslove-i1v 4 года назад +13

      @@Melodyofthesea78 Agreed. Honestly, women didn't want to see it either. It didn't look like fun. At all. The last remake had three great female comedians who had chemistry and charisma. These three seemed to have been chosen for one purpose and that's to be diverse, which doesn't give much to a movie like this.

  • @EvanTomiko
    @EvanTomiko 4 года назад +985

    This movie flops because the trailer looks like a Forever 21 clothes commercial.

  • @SmoothEmJay
    @SmoothEmJay 4 года назад +506

    If Andre doesn't end a sentence with a laugh, a chuckle or a giggle. You know something is wrong.

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 4 года назад +6

      Like Lost Pause always smiling at the end of his.

    • @JP0411
      @JP0411 4 года назад

      It's the cutest thing

  • @spookyyenna
    @spookyyenna 4 года назад +635

    Black Nerd Fans:
    Andre: SHE BRITISH!!!

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 4 года назад +8

      Black Nerd Rants!

    • @TheIncomparable09
      @TheIncomparable09 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @retxeddavis4213
      @retxeddavis4213 4 года назад +3

      It's why I had the biggest crush on MTV's "Downtown Julie Brown". Not only was she hot, omg that British accent was sexy as hell.

    • @leonardstokes688
      @leonardstokes688 4 года назад

      The whole cast sucked

    • @yrevra2407
      @yrevra2407 4 года назад +1

      British accents...they just make things better! Lol

  • @dabombbolain
    @dabombbolain 4 года назад +619

    Bernie mac was my bosley

  • @KellyJoule
    @KellyJoule 4 года назад +1501

    It's bad marketing, plain and simple. I didn't even know this movie existed and I follow a ton of movie news.

    • @shadowX2121
      @shadowX2121 4 года назад +8

      Same here

    • @crazybitcharoundhere
      @crazybitcharoundhere 4 года назад +29

      yep, i found out about the trailer when it came out and then nothing ever again 😑

    • @ThaPlaya1994
      @ThaPlaya1994 4 года назад +23

      @@crazybitcharoundhere I found out about this movie when I saw this video in my subscription feed.

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 4 года назад +34

      I work at a theater. I saw the poster, but never knew when it was supposed to release. It just showed up on the Box Office one day and nobody noticed or cared because Ford v Ferrari (a great movie, btw) took all the attention over the weekend.

    • @crazybitcharoundhere
      @crazybitcharoundhere 4 года назад +6

      @@psbox362 god thanks for the reminder, i really want to watch fvf solely because of the title alone i didn't even watch the trailer

  • @FranciscoPreciado84
    @FranciscoPreciado84 4 года назад +355

    "That's my baby out there,she's gonna be last place but she gonna pass that finishing line." 😂

  • @TheUndeadSaboteur
    @TheUndeadSaboteur 4 года назад +345

    This movie was like a straight to DVD sequel that couldn't afford the original cast.

    • @brazielh
      @brazielh 4 года назад +25

      Like the Mean Girls 2 Movie and Legally Blondes Movies nobody talks about because it's so bad.

  • @isabelrowbotham359
    @isabelrowbotham359 4 года назад +53

    I love the 2000s Charlie’s Angels because it was on purposely not serious, but fun and playful. It was a really good movie for that time. And I enjoy the dumb plots and scenes. The new CA should have been more updated perhaps. The same thing happen with the new ocean’s 11, that genre was a thing of the past. Andre I love your reviews ! You are the best !!! Xxx

  • @CoffeeMugTwentyFive
    @CoffeeMugTwentyFive 4 года назад +492

    "Too much FINE! Too much FINE in this movie!"

    • @VictoriousSage
      @VictoriousSage 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 4 года назад +4

      Black Nerd Rants!

    • @renatenha
      @renatenha 4 года назад +2

      I thought he was gay ahahahaha

    • @VictoriousSage
      @VictoriousSage 4 года назад +4

      @@renatenha Oh no he isn't, have you seen his Aladdin review? lol.

    • @renatenha
      @renatenha 4 года назад

      Victorious Sage No. I will check it out

  • @geowiz9436
    @geowiz9436 4 года назад +675

    I completely agree with you that actors/actresses get too much hate for being in bad franchises. Dakota Johnson was in the Fifty Shades series, but she was fantastic in Bad Times at the El Royale and The Peanut Butter Falcon! Robert Pattinson was in Twilight, but he was fantastic in The Lighthouse, and I'm personally excited to see him as Batman!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +35

      I definitely agree with you about looking forward to Pattinson as Batman. Outside of Twilight, he's a pretty good actor, and he's definitely got the look to be Bruce Wayne.
      Like Andre himself said here, everyone's gotta start somewhere, and having a breakout role be in something as big as the Twilight series turned out to be isn't that bad of a place to start. Yea, his performance wasn't great there, but that's on the director(s) as no one's performances were that great in that series.

    • @walthersorsa4847
      @walthersorsa4847 4 года назад +6

      Loved Bad Times at the El Royale and The Lighthouse 👍🏻.

    • @bippap1034
      @bippap1034 4 года назад +13

      I looooved Dakota Johnson in Suspiria, and the choreography!

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 4 года назад +6

      @Dargonhuman - But... wasn’t he in Harry Potter first? Idk about you, but I’d say HP was kinda bigger than Twilight.
      (I’m only talking in sales, not in which franchise someone prefers)

    • @vilwarin5635
      @vilwarin5635 4 года назад +15

      @@NoArtisticLimitation But he wasn´t the main character there, only supporter actor. Viewers tend to remember better the first main role an actor had, than the smaller previous ones.

  • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
    @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 4 года назад +403

    Just like baywatch and chips, no one was asking for it

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 4 года назад +20

      Noone asked for Jumanji (2017) and people are going to see the movie.
      What people never ask is a badly written movie. If someone can write a good movie from Freddie got Fingered, people will see it.

    • @punishedcranky
      @punishedcranky 4 года назад +15

      Except at least baywatch was fun
      People don't want shit, movie is full of it

    • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
      @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 4 года назад +1

      @@goonerOZZ 🍸😵 go seek help for that idiotic comment

    • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
      @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 4 года назад +9

      @@punishedcranky baywatch wasn't fun, it was a dumb movie with so many missed opportunities.

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 4 года назад +3

      @@Spawnwick_Boseman82820 why? I mean about 90% of movie that come out today noone asked for them

  • @EC-dg6ti
    @EC-dg6ti 4 года назад +73

    Hollywood need to stop doing remakes and start coming up with new ideas

    • @Mprince-hg6vu
      @Mprince-hg6vu 4 года назад +1

      Yeah thats a point for New Hollywood.

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 4 года назад

      there is a place for long established franchises (into the spiderverse played with this very well, playing with the very idea of cannon) but it has cannibalized film discourse almost entirely. which I am totally guilty of, those franchises are part of our cultural background radiation, so much so that it's hard to find people to talk in depth about anything else.
      Basically it goes like this:
      "so have you seen parasite?
      no
      Watch it it's good"
      vs
      "so in the new star wars i wish they did something else with the characters, like you see A does B and I think it doesn't fit with the narrative structure
      Yes I agree, and it's a shame they didn't pick C and D from the expanded universe novels from 198. it would have allowed for E to happen and would have been epic"

    • @dclem40
      @dclem40 2 года назад

      Finally someone gets it

  • @skipdoggs
    @skipdoggs 4 года назад +121

    Djimon Hounsou is one of the most greatest underrated actor that ever existed

    • @KiaRoane
      @KiaRoane 4 года назад +8

      Jeffrey Hernandez PERIOD!!!

    • @raytayboogie
      @raytayboogie 4 года назад +4

      Too much fine!

    • @marylandgirl9246
      @marylandgirl9246 4 года назад +2

      And he was sadly underused in this movie 😞

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад

      @@choupetto85 Is that a GotG reference?

    • @pig3292
      @pig3292 4 года назад

      I thought you were making fun of him and calling him Digimon 😂 then I realized, that's just his name

  • @toonami9739
    @toonami9739 4 года назад +265

    Looked like the pink ranger and Rita formed an alliance

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +82

      Dammit, how did I get through this whole video without making a Pink Ranger/Rita reference? Oh well ha ha ha!

    • @toonami9739
      @toonami9739 4 года назад +6

      Black Nerd Comedy Maybe if they had a nice little reference inside it would have been easier

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +1

      @@BlackNerdComedy "MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA."

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 4 года назад +2

      This is the darkest timeline lol, although there was that one episode

    • @infamous7380
      @infamous7380 4 года назад

      Good one! Lol

  • @bo6892
    @bo6892 4 года назад +100

    This movie is going to go bankrupt cause there's too much fines

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 года назад +4

      Your comment wins the comment section 🏆 😂

  • @JR-lq5eh
    @JR-lq5eh 4 года назад +43

    I think the song "don't call me angel" didn't make sense for the movie 🤔 like they are called Charlie angels 🤷🏾‍♀️ maybe I'm thinking too deep about it

    • @guessmyname1246
      @guessmyname1246 4 года назад +1

      And the song kinda sucked too

    • @hendrixjoe555
      @hendrixjoe555 4 года назад

      Follow women, you'll be confused for the rest of your life.

    • @boob2307
      @boob2307 4 года назад

      Joe D. what does this mean ? 😭

  • @borringguy1006
    @borringguy1006 4 года назад +58

    *camera pans to feet*
    Me: oh, i didnt know this was a tarintino movie

  • @razorjake6839
    @razorjake6839 4 года назад +57

    I give Kristen Stewart props for her performance as Jone Jett in The Runaways. I think she did a fantastic job!

    • @user-eu3hi2vo3e
      @user-eu3hi2vo3e 4 года назад +5

      Lina Inverse I LOVED that movie so much. So underrated

    • @faetherflye
      @faetherflye 4 года назад

      Me too. Also, *Joan. ❤

  • @amiraebrahim1008
    @amiraebrahim1008 4 года назад +123

    Everyone saying they didn’t know this movie was a thing-meanwhile I kept getting ad after ad...maybe they only gave them to me lol

    • @foredimples529
      @foredimples529 4 года назад +3

      Half of them are BS-ing

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 4 года назад +7

      @@foredimples529 And many of us happily has adblock. 🥰

    • @mayao.3997
      @mayao.3997 4 года назад +3

      I got plenty of ads for this movie, so I was fully aware of its existence. I just chose not to see it because I was saving my money for Frozen 2 😂

    • @amiraebrahim1008
      @amiraebrahim1008 4 года назад +1

      @@mayao.3997 same but for me it was 21 bridges instead of frozen 2

    • @marylandgirl9246
      @marylandgirl9246 4 года назад +1

      I agree. I saw a ton of ads.

  • @bookofsol
    @bookofsol 4 года назад +189

    I didn't even know this movie was a thing.

  • @YourCeeCeeDuelist
    @YourCeeCeeDuelist 4 года назад +201

    Andre: "Ok Boomer...did I do it right? Am I hip?"
    Me: "Someone send him the gif of Bart Simpson holding the At Least You Tried cake." Lol

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 4 года назад +9

      It's funny because millennials don't even know they are millennials we just get blamed while we complain that there were these things called pensions and retirement plans beyond 401k that might be matched? I'm 34 meaning making me an older millennial 1981-1996 millennial, then gen-z starts.

    • @taralucent1219
      @taralucent1219 4 года назад +3

      Sometimes I forget that Andre isn't a millennial.

  • @zakhfair1902
    @zakhfair1902 4 года назад +133

    Djimon Honsou is basically like Sean Bean.

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 4 года назад +3

      I was so hoping he would have a bigger role this time, but nope, they have to kill the black guy again.

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 4 года назад +4

      Blood Diamond 2 maybe?

    • @Lilianamarie999
      @Lilianamarie999 4 года назад

      They gave him Give Us Free and took him away

    • @xwing2417
      @xwing2417 4 года назад

      Except in Gladiator.

    • @Skull1Hunter
      @Skull1Hunter 4 года назад

      He was the mentor figure in Never Back Down

  • @YumyChocEclare
    @YumyChocEclare 4 года назад +110

    All I wanted was a live action total spies

    • @chrisazylum6624
      @chrisazylum6624 4 года назад

      And I want a gay main character in a mainstream movie but why bother?

    • @chrisazylum6624
      @chrisazylum6624 4 года назад +1

      @DMARS That's an indie movie!

  • @shadylemons101
    @shadylemons101 4 года назад +66

    All the articles saying men are the reason why this flopped does not make me want to go see this movie. Your review made me want to go see this movie. Full price.

    • @Tweezy137
      @Tweezy137 4 года назад

      Shady P. Lemon Sr. III PhD 😂😂 eww

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 4 года назад +4

      His review didn't change my mind I'm not going to see it.

  • @dmaster2
    @dmaster2 4 года назад +124

    Imagine Andre saying 'angels in disguise' without saying it like he's talking about transformers

  • @FerrisWheelPro
    @FerrisWheelPro 4 года назад +34

    Djimon Hounsou was nominated for an Oscar for crying out loud! He deserves better.

  • @thesevenstarcreativeoutlet4300
    @thesevenstarcreativeoutlet4300 4 года назад +30

    When my mans said “Why do I feel like I don’t belong in any group?”
    My life story.
    I don’t really care to “belong”, but it is hard to relate.
    The plight of a nerd...

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk 4 года назад +60

    I didn’t even know this movie existed until the reviews started popping in on my feed. Seriously, there was little to no marketing.

    • @marcuswalters8093
      @marcuswalters8093 4 года назад +2

      Karl Schweinfurth They halved the budget from $100 M to $50 M.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 года назад +3

      there was marketing. It was being hated on.

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 4 года назад

      @@agonleed3841 It doesn't look good.

  • @MaziQ_plus
    @MaziQ_plus 4 года назад +54

    So the plot is trying to prevent IRL Sword Art Online?

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +8

      Wow, what a hero this plot is.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 4 года назад +1

      If only we could have prevented fictional Sword Art Online...

    • @Animefreak242
      @Animefreak242 4 года назад

      @@UltimaKeyMaster You mean .Hack//SIGN

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад

      @@Animefreak242 But dot hack is good, we wanna prevent SAO.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +48

    "All the Small things "
    - Blink182

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +9

      Ah 2000's Charlie's Angels. Cheesy but it had a style.

    • @danieledwards9739
      @danieledwards9739 4 года назад

      Great now I feel old for singing this song while driving.

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 4 года назад +32

    "Djimon Hounsou cameos" = Djameos 🤣

    • @rain1676
      @rain1676 4 года назад +1

      For moment I thought you typed digimon

  • @gypsieladie
    @gypsieladie 4 года назад +15

    "I dont understand how timelines work, y'all!" - Everybody
    Edit: also every X-Men movie

  • @alexsummers1
    @alexsummers1 4 года назад +20

    Bad timing , if it would had came out 2009 . It would have made more money perhaps.

  • @nevskislake
    @nevskislake 4 года назад +42

    "Was anyone asking for a new Charlie's Angel's movie?" Nope. I am kind of hoping that this is a sign that people are finally getting tired of reboots and remakes. The only way Hollywood will get the picture is if we stop going to see them. That being said, I have a feeling this would be a fun film to watch once it gets to Netflix. Fun enough but probably forgettable.

  • @deand9141
    @deand9141 4 года назад +30

    Christ! How long has Twilight been over and they still on her.
    Those off screen Andre moments are alway golden 2 MUCH FINE!!

    • @rogregg29445
      @rogregg29445 4 года назад +6

      dean d because every movie she’s been in has been complete trash she’s has the personality of a damn brick

    • @deand9141
      @deand9141 4 года назад +1

      @@rogregg29445 I get you know. I wish they'd just say she a crap actress, tierd of that comparison. Lol

    • @RikaRieGaming
      @RikaRieGaming 4 года назад +2

      @@deand9141 She has been in a lot of great movies tho, I don't get the hate; she was great in The Runaways, Cake Eaters, Adventureland, American Ultra, plus many more after Twilight. I think most don't even watch her movies at all.

    • @whatreallymatters571
      @whatreallymatters571 4 года назад

      @@deand9141 I really don't see anyone comparing it though or mentioning twilight. She just seems to be a completely dull actress who now just yells her lines instead of whispering. Majority of people either don't like her or don't care at all what she is in because she has no lasting presence besides people knowing she did Twilight.

    • @blackempress1049
      @blackempress1049 4 года назад

      She plays the same brooding character in every movie. She has no range in my opinion. It's not just Twilight but Snow White and the Hunts man and Speak ect... list goes on!

  • @stephaniehardy7718
    @stephaniehardy7718 4 года назад +65

    How did they have a scene about the Bosleys and leave out Bernie Mac? He was the Bosley in Charlie’s Angels Full Throttle..

    • @parkerisles7256
      @parkerisles7256 4 года назад +6

      Did they have clips or the actual actors in the movie? Because RIP Bernie Mac passed away. . .

    • @karilari8057
      @karilari8057 4 года назад +13

      Alaina Brokken They could have had a picture 😞

    • @SayHelloHelli
      @SayHelloHelli 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they didn’t have permission from the family to use his image. Idk.

  • @flyphoenix22
    @flyphoenix22 4 года назад +150

    I just feel like we don't we need another Charlie's Angels movie.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 года назад +1

      flyphoenix22 Correct 😊

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife 4 года назад +10

      Sequelization and re-booting is generally overdone these days.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 года назад +2

      why?
      Cause honestly, at age 34, ALL movies have been done to death. People complain about Hollywood running out of ideas..that's because honestly, that's been true since the 90s. There's only so much you can do with each genre. The only thing left is to make the same stories look better. And we've..KINDA achieved that as well.
      Personally, I think we DID need another Charlie's Angels. It's a spy girl movie. Movie about female led spy agency. Once created, until they're destroyed or disbanded, there should be a movie on a franchise every so many years. new gadget, new story etc.

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife 4 года назад +13

      @@agonleed3841 There's a difference between "let's do Charlie's Angels" AGAIN and let's make a spy movie. One is thematically free to do it's own thing while still sharing thematic similarities to it's genera and making ANOTHER movie in a known franchise where you have to decide to either play against or into ALL preexisting content in that franchise and all fan expectations in that franchise. Do all Space Dramas have something similar at their baseline, yes! There is still a difference between say Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Galactica.

    • @flyphoenix22
      @flyphoenix22 4 года назад +1

      @@agonleed3841 Okay and I respect your opinion but it doesn't change mines.

  • @SYNDMA
    @SYNDMA 4 года назад +145

    “The Home Alone 3 of Charlie’s Angels”
    LOL I like Home Alone 3.

    • @marcorizo1387
      @marcorizo1387 4 года назад +1

      Me too.

    • @roninxninjatw1612
      @roninxninjatw1612 4 года назад +3

      I actually did too.

    • @emiliorivas5832
      @emiliorivas5832 4 года назад +2

      Right!!

    • @scorpiocarnage1055
      @scorpiocarnage1055 4 года назад +3

      Hear hear! Actually plausible why the kid would be home alone.

    • @JClucky13
      @JClucky13 4 года назад +6

      *looks left*, *looks right*, *whispers barely audibly* home alone 3 is my favorite.

  • @Sol-Invictus
    @Sol-Invictus 4 года назад +16

    Millennials are 24-38 in 2019.. We are getting old.

  • @lipstickzombie4981
    @lipstickzombie4981 4 года назад +51

    Is Sir Patrick Stewart being held against his will and he's showing up in crappy movies now? First the Emoji Movie now this. 🤣

    • @mathewginty6382
      @mathewginty6382 4 года назад +13

      Nah he's having fun and getting paid at this point he can do whatever film he wants

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 4 года назад +2

      @@mathewginty6382 Whatever keeps you happy dude. 🤣

    • @435now
      @435now 4 года назад +7

      Nah, he just wanted to buy a new car but didn't want to dip into his savings account

    • @lelic29
      @lelic29 4 года назад

      Hello anyone Remember Conspiracy Theory?

    • @435now
      @435now 4 года назад

      @@lelic29 Neither does anyone else

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад +17

    "Did you even know that Charlie's Angels was out?"
    The movie adaptation? I did, about 20 years ago..... wait.

  • @calebricks4890
    @calebricks4890 4 года назад +102

    I'm glad there's continuity...but uh...as everyone else has already said, did we need another Charlie's Angels?

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 4 года назад +4

      A better written Charlie's Angel, yes.
      This can actually be the reverse James Bond franchise if done right.
      Girls doing super spy stuffs with cool gadgets and cool action sequence.

    • @dontfall2476
      @dontfall2476 4 года назад +5

      @@goonerOZZ don't let it be a reverse james bond, let it be it's own thing, like it used to back in the day.

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 4 года назад +2

      @@dontfall2476 but back in the day, they are like a reverse James Bond, girls doing super spy stuff with cool gadgets...

    • @dontfall2476
      @dontfall2476 4 года назад +1

      @@goonerOZZ back in the day, nobody was comparing it to james bond, at all.
      The only thing they compared it to, was matrix, cause of the fighting and slow motion trend that was going on around that time.

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife 4 года назад +2

      @@dontfall2476 you can't reference cool and spy stuff movie without James Bond being in the conversation. Just fact. Charlie's Angels doesn't lack the ability to be an on going series with a different Trinity of characters as things go on. But I think it needs an action director, which it didn't have.

  • @NitroSpidey
    @NitroSpidey 4 года назад +21

    I remember seeing a trailer was in front of Endgame, but that was all I saw. Soon after that I forgot it.

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro 4 года назад +43

    It could've been fun if they gave it to the right person... Like say the people who made ATOMIC BLONDE made this?... Might be fun. I say Atomic Blonde because reasons.

  • @from-a-venusian-closet
    @from-a-venusian-closet 4 года назад +13

    "I'M LIKE, 'BETTY FROM RIVERDALE IS IN THIS! WHERE Y'ALL GOIN'?!'"

  • @mariobros4648
    @mariobros4648 4 года назад +12

    The 2019 Angels just made me excited to watch the 2000 one.

  • @_FoxHoleCharlie_
    @_FoxHoleCharlie_ 4 года назад +11

    Andre as Bosley for the next reboot

  • @edgarnello9165
    @edgarnello9165 4 года назад +50

    I feel like the problem with charlies angels movies is that they make them look like chick flicks instead of spy movies.

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 4 года назад +10

      @Edgar Nello
      Is your profile pic black handsome squidward with waves and airpods?!?!?!? 😂

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 4 года назад +2

      @@potmeetkettle lol yes

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 4 года назад +2

      Edgar Nello the original ones were actually pretty good, this version seems like it's trying to hard

  • @sadmancho
    @sadmancho 4 года назад +11

    I would have seen this if was totally spies instead.

  • @glassmuxxic
    @glassmuxxic 4 года назад +15

    Will add 'regional Bosley' to my Linkedin.

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 4 года назад +15

    TOO MUCH FINE!!! 😂 I agree, they're all quite lovely
    And sorry Ariana, Miley and Lana. NO one can top Destiny's Child's jam for the 2000 Charlie's Angel. No offense 🤷🏾
    Also, R.I.P. Bernie Mac

  • @modelazim8000
    @modelazim8000 4 года назад +11

    You activated my Google assistant when you said "Ok Boomer".

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 года назад +1

      Ok, Boomer

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 4 года назад +12

    This man has earned the "comedy" in his channel name.

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 4 года назад +10

    Hey! I just saw you on the Netflix series “The Toys that Made Us”! Really awesome!

  • @Rilude
    @Rilude 4 года назад +19

    I actually had no idea that this movie existed until right now lol

    • @marcorizo1387
      @marcorizo1387 4 года назад

      I knew about this but didn't care.

  • @wishingt0befam0us
    @wishingt0befam0us 4 года назад +12

    The fact that you said about people do dumb stuff, it’s like thank you. Cancel culture is a mess, like, I’m not going to expect some 17 year old celebrity to know better.And listen to 14 year olds telling you to stop supporting, so and so. You have to be delusional to think that everyone should know better, the way you do, and that celebrities are always pictured perfect and have to be. I get tired just seeing people trying to cancel again.
    And also, the way how you describe the after credit scenes. I haven’t heard of a movie that has two after credit scenes. I heard of one, but two sounds surprising to me. I can’t help but get reminded of that time, when I saw one of the shrek films in a packed theater, everyone is trying to leave cause its over. But then, the first credit scene rolls up, and everyone stopped what they were doing to look back on the screen. Because of how you said, how nobody was noticing that there is two after credit scenes lol.

  • @agizowat2545
    @agizowat2545 4 года назад +8

    It's sounds like the actors got to have some fun making the movie...which makes me want to give it a try.....but it sounds like the writers only halfway committed to the project. I don't care if it's a reboot. The story has to be good! The after credit scene sounds VERY interesting, btw. A training arc would have gave me Kingsman vibes, but it still sounds so new and fresh.

  • @tristankennon2778
    @tristankennon2778 4 года назад +13

    Andre: WikiFeet
    Me: I've seen it all, it's time for me to go.

  • @amilcarballantyne
    @amilcarballantyne 4 года назад +9

    That Dexter's Lab reference didn't go unnoticed my guy. Back to the lab again...

  • @2120musiclover
    @2120musiclover 4 года назад +9

    You’re the only person who thinks the fight scenes were good

    • @internetself
      @internetself 4 года назад

      I thought the fight scenes were awesome 🤷‍♀️

  • @leilaortizfausto
    @leilaortizfausto 4 года назад +8

    I feel like I'm the only one who really, really loved this movie. Like yes, the plot is really dumb. But man, it was the stupid wacky comedy I need. And I hate that it wasn't commercialized like that. But then again, I was exited to get another Charlie's Angels movie.

  • @ALTR_no_EGO
    @ALTR_no_EGO 4 года назад +6

    Seriously, though. Djimon Hounsou lived through all of Gladiator. Now he's like Sean Bean or something...

  • @Dravakin
    @Dravakin 4 года назад +50

    To be honest I forgot this movie was coming out

    • @MrHorrornerd
      @MrHorrornerd 4 года назад +3

      Devon don’t worry, everybody did

    • @ashtu31
      @ashtu31 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @Mitchob1012
      @Mitchob1012 4 года назад

      Devon Everyone did

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +2

      Well... I guess now you know ha ha ha!

    • @danyellebarba-bey9746
      @danyellebarba-bey9746 4 года назад +1

      I said the same thing saw the trailer it feels like months ago I really just forgot it existed really bad marketing

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 4 года назад +14

    Don't worry about trying to "keep up" or "fit in" just be you and your audience will come.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 года назад

      Eboni McCain Yes!

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 года назад

      Unfortunately RUclips doesn't support that kind of attitude. Gotta fit or else get shoved aside for shit.

    • @Theohybrid
      @Theohybrid 4 года назад

      Andre definitely has 'just be you' in tact.
      He's hilarious.

  • @ReddKumaJaxon
    @ReddKumaJaxon 4 года назад +8

    Quentin Tarantino gonna love those feet scenes!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 4 года назад +9

    I'm not even going to hold you I was reading up on Ella, and she may be a whole MI6 agent in real life, and this whole movie is just an elaborate way of lulling people into a false sense of security, so she can get into places and no one even bats an eye.

  • @andypaps818
    @andypaps818 4 года назад +6

    TOOOOOO MUCH FINE!!!!!
    saw this movie with my girlfriend lol she wasn't happy that I found them all attractive lmao I have no shame 😂

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 4 года назад +1

    Yea I think people just don't care even if they knew about it. It's just a whatever movie 🎥🎫

  • @drewbear1969
    @drewbear1969 4 года назад +6

    Djimon Hounsou survived Beauty Shop, and he was important to the plot, and he even got the girl!
    Don't forget, the 70s and movies based on TV shows were popular in the 90s, those two movies were likely to happen eventually. Regardless, I agree about the casting. I wanted to see the 2000 movie because I was a fan of all three women, but the only reason I know about this one and who's in it is because of this review...and I'm still meh about it. Maybe if it's on Netflix. Which the first two movies are and THEY STILL KICK ASS.

  • @SunshyneA
    @SunshyneA 4 года назад +7

    "I don't belong to any group"
    my sentiments for the last 33 yrs

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 4 года назад +6

    From now on I'm calling Djimon Hounsou cameos Djameos

  • @blakgumshoo
    @blakgumshoo 4 года назад +15

    I swear people who complain about Kristen Stewart's acting haven't seen her in any other movies SINCE Twilight 🙄.
    She's a decent actress. Not Oscar-worthy, and she has been mis-casted a few times, but shes not as bad as people make her out to be. There are numerous other actresses who are waaaay worse than her but still get casted (like that one chick from the "Blurred Lines" video. I can't even be bothered to remember her name...)

    • @letty4558
      @letty4558 4 года назад +1

      Panic Room was good with Kristen Stewart.

    • @kaylaglazz
      @kaylaglazz 4 года назад

      I seen at least 5 and after 5 movies being ruined by her DRY acting I would never waste money seeing her again and I LIKED HER ON TWILIGHT.

  • @EverythingaboutEverything13
    @EverythingaboutEverything13 4 года назад +8

    I actually really enjoyed this movie

  • @bionicg2040
    @bionicg2040 4 года назад +7

    In all honesty i thought this movie was coming out in 2020. I saw one teaser trailer for it and then nothing.

  • @argan18
    @argan18 4 года назад +12

    4:24 I was waiting for you to "be professional" lol

  • @markmorris6721
    @markmorris6721 4 года назад +9

    Sooo the plot revolves around apple home device

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +7

      Pretty much! But an Apple home device that can power entire high-rise buildings!

  • @nafyo2011
    @nafyo2011 4 года назад +22

    Spice world the movie is better than this low budget movie.

  • @Starfish_Duder
    @Starfish_Duder 4 года назад +2

    3:25
    Exactly, I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Romeo + Juliet and you cannot convince me that that movie wasn't a shitpost of the original Shakespeare's play.

  • @olitaw45
    @olitaw45 4 года назад +8

    Explanation: terrible movie...explained

  • @laurahugillofficial
    @laurahugillofficial 4 года назад +5

    Thank you so much for not dissing Kristen Stewart. She gets a lot of unwanted hate. Much love. 😊

  • @jknetwork6211
    @jknetwork6211 4 года назад +64

    People didn’t even like the first one so what did they expect was gonna happen?

    • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
      @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 4 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 4 года назад +14

      i loved the 00s angels lol

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 года назад

      Especially when it’s full of wokeness

    • @rickyclover9393
      @rickyclover9393 4 года назад +16

      JK Network Uhhhhhh?;? Charlie's Angels 2000 made $400 million worldwide. Speak for yourself

    • @jknetwork6211
      @jknetwork6211 4 года назад +1

      Ricky Clover I will. The ratings were bad and like I said nobody cared about so next lol.

  • @maevalongchamp4063
    @maevalongchamp4063 4 года назад +4

    I'm sorry but did you just quote the back to the lab dexter's lab music video? Respect. Also don't worry, I don't fit in either lol Love your vids tho :) Hey from Canada

  • @jGRite
    @jGRite 4 года назад +4

    4:25
    Listen ladies, if your man ain't talking about you like that once every 3 months then don't marry him.

  • @TheBleachj16
    @TheBleachj16 4 года назад +37

    "I'm so out of touch with everyone"
    Ok, Boomer.

  • @mysteryman3078
    @mysteryman3078 4 года назад +8

    Pepole need something to do until CATS releases.

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 4 года назад

      MOVIE OF DA YEAR, MOVIE OF DA YEAR! OSCAR-WORTHY!!!

  • @GeekHouseYT
    @GeekHouseYT 4 года назад +5

    This movie was nuts, but I actually really liked it. XD

  • @irvingquiroz3743
    @irvingquiroz3743 4 года назад +5

    If you want more Djimon Hounsou, you should watch Special Forces.

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +17

    4:20 I guess Andre just fail *'No Nut November"*

  • @pasqualstipdonk6404
    @pasqualstipdonk6404 4 года назад +4

    so they ignored Bill Murray? that is my Bosley

  • @joeadrianmendoza
    @joeadrianmendoza 4 года назад +6

    I wouldn’t even watch that at the $1 theatre!!!!

  • @defineanachronistic1407
    @defineanachronistic1407 4 года назад +4

    ... Did he just say wikifeet?
    I'm too afraid to Google that 😨

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo 4 года назад +3

    Djimon also gets 'done in' in Aquaman...he was the Fish King who got stabbed by Orm.

  • @baileypeterson7775
    @baileypeterson7775 4 года назад +3

    Your laugh is contagious, I love it!

  • @Themystergamerr
    @Themystergamerr 4 года назад +3

    I’m here hooked on your reviews and binge watching

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +8

    I'll wait till it comes to the $2 Cinema at Marketplace Mall.

  • @toddgarver5397
    @toddgarver5397 4 года назад +4

    Missed a golden opportunity to cast Charlie Day as Charlie.

  • @travelvloggity
    @travelvloggity 4 года назад +3

    I'm binging these reviews after your Cats video.. love these! You're hilarious