@Jason Goatcher I remember having this revelation with an Australian I knew. For some reason... I always thought holidays were reversed in the souther hemisphere to match the seasons -_-....
DanDeMan its a joke, its obviously not Christmas. He evens says dumb, obviously not true thing like: “Christmas means things like Santy claus and seagulls!”. That’s the joke
It was called DONG before May last year. As an acronym for things you can Do Online Now Guys. Then they had to change the name to D!NG, because they feared demonetization. I'm not sure why though.
You guys dont get it. He is so overpowered he moves close to the speed of light, so our clocks run faster for him. Thats why he said christmas' around the corner,. He is just ahead of us.
I think Michael doesn’t upload videos on vsauce is because he has networks that cut his ad rev on vsauce. And I think he’s waiting for his contract to end. After what happened to smosh you can tell the networks are terrible and they literally take over your channel.
Ahhhh the common tradition of peanut butter and seagulls on Christmas just makes me feel fuzzy inside. Christmas is definitely close and I can’t wait to prepare 🥴
Hey Michael, do you know a channel called 'Vsauce'. It's a great informative, educational and mind blowing channel about life, universe, maths, science, etc. You should do a collab with him.
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This is what happens to you once you learn every fact
The All-Knowing Stevens
And learn 0 opinions
You get caught in Christmas
Michael has gotten so smart he has imploded.
Or is it?
I’m no longer comfortable with Michael being in possession of knives.
When did you feel comfortable with him and knifes in the beginning?
He’s kinda like link from GMM.
Its also nowhere near Christmas
@Jason Goatcher Many Australians will often celebrate a "Christmas in July" more as an excuse to have 2 Christmases than any actual tradition.
@Jason Goatcher I remember having this revelation with an Australian I knew. For some reason... I always thought holidays were reversed in the souther hemisphere to match the seasons -_-....
“Hermione”
- Michael Stevens, April (apparently December) 2019
Vsauce 2013: where are your fingers?
Vsauce 2019: makes bagels
Möbius hands in ma pants (・∀・)
Not a fun video for red-green colorblindness.
#hehe
Its not vsauce. Its DONG
I'm glad Michael has finally found his fingers
I felt like that laugh track was mocking the concept of humanity itself.
Same?
Expect nothing less from vsauce [god?]
i was gonna like it but its at 666 likes and i dont wanna ruin that so just good comment ig
_> concept of humanity_
????
@@Pllayer064 we live in a humanity
“Here’s some footage that didn’t make it into the episode,” he says during the episode.
he means the original episode.
Leaf The CatTail this is the original episode
That was technically after the episode ended. The main part of it anyways.
Michael: Christmas is right around the corner!
Me: *Checks upload date to make sure I'm not crazy*
i didnt even question this
Or to make sure he's not crazy.
Or aren't you?
Hello guy with a N64 logo as pp
funny enough when it hit my recommended videos...
I’m really diggin’ this “Christmas in April” vibe.
I wonder if you know about "Halloween in January" or not.
Yeah I don't get it
@@iCore7Gaming OP's comment, mine, or the original thing in the video?
@@camelopardalis84 I don't get this Christmas thing lmao
DanDeMan its a joke, its obviously not Christmas. He evens says dumb, obviously not true thing like: “Christmas means things like Santy claus and seagulls!”. That’s the joke
This is ilterally Michael doing the same experiment several times with paper, then strings and finally a damn bagel.
But I freaking love it. 10/10
it's very didactic. The progression helps us understand. If he started directly on the bagel, I wouldn't have followed so well what was going on
Some days I fear for Michael.
Other days, I fear Michael.
Which one of those is it today?
@@iamElectro
Yes
Today I fear Michael. He has become too powerful. No human should ever wield the power of a möbius bagel.
Seen this one on another video of his
There is no Some Days - It is always, for both
next on Vsauce "how to cut a bagel into a 4 dimensional sphere"
But a sphere is a 3-dimensional figure
@@derykian6029 gj nowj you've noticed there is a joke involved
@@derykian6029 o o f
@@derykian6029 not if it's a 3-sphere, also known as glome
@@xdrago1051 Not a great one
“Christmas time is right around the corner”
Calendar: “Are you sure about that?”
Now, don't get your nips all tied in a knot now. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
i think the room experiment he did years ago is kicking in
Watch this in December and it will make more sense!
It depends on how big the corner is.
payrim
Yup
I'm not sure how many layers of post-ironic mr stevens has gotten to now.
But he's a bona-fide dong brain
The fact that they had to censor their name truly saddens me
what name?
Ali Khan probably the channel name
what name? it was always called that. what are you talking about?
It was called DONG before May last year. As an acronym for things you can Do Online Now Guys. Then they had to change the name to D!NG, because they feared demonetization. I'm not sure why though.
@o m 'We have always been at war with fortnite, Minecraft has always been our ally.'
Nobody:
Michael Stevens on 23rd of April: "Christmas is right around the corner"
*He's too powerful*
I legit just accepted it as an old video, didn't realize how recent it is
@@altogumanator3000 haha same
yeah, its just around the corner. Its just that the corner is on the other side of east coast to west coast highway.
I would not be surprised if he scientifically proved that christmas was actually around the corner
Southern Hemisphere
You guys dont get it. He is so overpowered he moves close to the speed of light, so our clocks run faster for him. Thats why he said christmas' around the corner,. He is just ahead of us.
It took me until the end of the video to realise it was april
dude, we could probably cut you in to a mobius donut.
It’s time for the gulag
it took me all the comments to realize that
Dude... You have my pixel art as your profile pic. I drew that donut. This is blowing my mind rn.
m- mo- m-... mörbius bagels...
As a professional baker, I'm horrified.
As a long-time vsauce fan, I love it and I want more.
yes
Could you please explain why are horrified? I'm intrigued
Morbious bagels
Micheal is literally spiraling into insanity...
each time his beard grows a centimeter he gets more insane
:O
:=
:)
:-?
:( )
why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
*Morbius bagel*
From that intro, im pretty sure Michael just runs this channel on his own and he's schizophrenic
VladdyTheBear
He 100% does. He's just insane
Insanely informational
He is Jake
@@senecagordon5472 and kevin
hermoine
This man is slowly losing whatever sanity remains within him and I love watching it unfold.
Just like a mobius bagel... coincidence?
I think not!
You schadenfreude...
"Christmas is right around the corner!"
April: Am I a joke to you?
No it's a fool's day to you
Those red and green papers are not different enough for my colourblind eyes. RIP
Same, was really difficult trying to tell the difference at times.
Christmas must be tough :(
rip
I spent 20 minutes watching a man cut a bagel. I've never even eaten a bagel in my life
Me neither
Donuts are better anyways
Same, here in Chile bagels are just not a thing
I've never even seen a bagel lmao
Same
It's morbin' time
Next time on DONG
“Join Michael as he slowly descents into madness”
*D!NG
That's how it's always been ;)
It's *D!NG* , you plebian!
Slowly?
Next time on DONG:
*Michael descends into madness by changing DONG to D!NG.*
Dang.
John Stevonson what do you mean CHANGING, it’s always been D!NG
Michael: "Christmas time is right around the corner"
Calendar: *Am* *I* *a* *joke* *to* *you?*
Its Möbin' time
I think Michael doesn’t upload videos on vsauce is because he has networks that cut his ad rev on vsauce. And I think he’s waiting for his contract to end. After what happened to smosh you can tell the networks are terrible and they literally take over your channel.
I heard it was because he lost his password.
He still uploads Mind Field
good thinking
def what i think it is too
He also said on the create unknown that people hold him to too high a standard and he feels bad if its not perfect, I think on Episode 6 it was
I love how the last laugh track was the same one layered over itself several times.
"Christmas is right around the corner"
Me: **checks date**
He's finally lost it...
300th like
Micheals finally went full bearded mad genius, it’s only a matter of time before he flees to the woods and starts building (redacted)
He is going to become primitive technology but he ll build everything out of beagles
@@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596 ah yes, *_beagles_* are very sturdy building materials.
Ha ha ha thats so [DATA EXPUNGED]
its MICHAEL not MICHEAL
SCP-BAGEL is bagel but not a bagel.
michael stevens
möbius bagel
michael morbius bagels
“Christmas is coming soon.”
-Micheal Stevens, the smartest person in the galaxy
*6 1/2 months away from Christmas
Mani cmodrr
My guy, your comment makes my brian hurt.
You spelled "universe" wrong
If you look at it from another perspective, Christmas is only 5 and a half month away.
Christmas can be whenever Michael want's them to be :D.
Squidward: Who would want a möbius bagel at 2:00 am?
Michael: øh BŌŸ 2:o0 ÅM!!
i watch this at 1:50 am thanks for reminding me
3am at the Krusty krab
i like when he said it's bagel time and then proceeded bagel everywhere
0:29
He's already making dad jokes, and his kid hasn't even been born yet
Marcus Zucc Is he going to be a dad!?
Hes a dad to all of us
@@misseli1 yeah He announced it on another channel
Simon Brauksiepe That's fantastic, I wish him and his family the best
@@misseli1 yeah me too he's probably a superb nice dad :)
You know the jokes are good when you put the laughing sound in the background in *2019*
ROASTING GAME it’s so obviously ironic
@@jasey5502 Ikr, how did this guy get so many likes?
10:43 imagining Michael on a regular day cutting his bagel “normally” as he rotates the knife all the way around it
I have questions like:
How long's that knife been there?
Are we doing Christmas in April now?
Does his beard absorb his sanity?
But why Mobius Bagels?
MORBIUS BAGELS
Can't wait for that late April fools joke
Michael: 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤
oh my god that's the april fool's joke
IM GONNA MORB
"Christmas time is right around the corner".....
Man isolation has really affected his brain ....😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, thats the Ayahuasca experience did that, but he is clearly happy and he his just himself, do not blame him for that, and do not judge people
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved the part where he said “It’s Möbin’ time” and then möbed all over those guys
"Christmas time is right around the corner"
*published on April 23, 2019*
legend has it that micheal actually went foreward in time using bagels to broadcast this episode
Its in avengers end game
HEY! VSauce, Michael here
Oops wrong channel
*or is it?*
Silent Sheep But to know what exactly “weight” is we need to ask ourselves this question; where are your fingers?
Oscar Rasmussen and to figure out where our fingers are you need to look at your feet
Ryder and Davy YT Doin stuff but what _ARE_ feet exactly? That is, why do they look like your hands?
Music intensifies
quit bageling around guys.
How much wheat did it take to craft that?
Immigrant bruh 3 pieces and an iron sword
you need 8 wheat, just craft it like a chest
Usually i think its 3, but if you want the mobius one it uses 2x the original aka 6
There's also a sansitarian version that just uses bonemeal.
4 wheat and a iron sword in the middle
Only you can take 18 minutes to cut a bagel in half...
it's Möbin' time
Ahhhh the common tradition of peanut butter and seagulls on Christmas just makes me feel fuzzy inside. Christmas is definitely close and I can’t wait to prepare 🥴
what is that emoji and why does it exist
What is that emoji and how much does it weigh?
Michael: serve this to your guests and they'll say -
Me: "why tf did you put sharpie on my bagel"?
Christmas? Christmas?!?!? MICHAEL IT IS ALMOST MAY. Are you ok?
Its almost May bruh
Not gonna lie, I also thought it was still March.
Ok, to be fair.... I've been in my bed all day, sorry friends :(
Michael is the perfect comedian
he never said how big the corner is
"This is really hard to eat, but I love it"
-
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*
no, she did not say that
bugs is on drugs this comment needs 69 and only 69 likes.
Wyatt Nooodles uhh bugs is on drugs said she did SO...SHE DID!
@@Valspartame_Maelstrom there you go
Ancient meme
Mörbius bagels
Bröther may I have söme Möbius bägels?
Yês plëase bröthər
Yäääs, höw mäny twüsts?
Z äääääłłłłłłł twüsts
Ĺööpš
Michael: CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
Me: that must be a big corner
*Has to flip the knife to make a mobius bagel*
Micheal: I'm limited by the technology of my time
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
-distorted laughter-
*plane
@@LisaBeergutHolst r/wooosh
@@itu7680 The joke works better with "plane".
Jolyne: turns her body into a möbius strip
Michael: *möbius bagels*
Is that a motherfucking jojo reference?!!!
But-But part 6 shouldn't be talked about.
01:07 "and I love you, random citizen!"
LOVE YOU METRO MAN!
The tutorial we needed
But didn’t deserve
justin y ripoff
0:17 yup he's lost it
*Easter ends*
Michael: Christmas time is right around the corner!
I swear year by year Christmas start earlier...
So basically he predicted the plot of endgame
How
Why'd you spoil it?
Not much of a spoiler really, we all know the avengers were in the New York area so them stopping to eat some bagels was inevitable really
@Young Feather 😂😂😂
It was.. inevitable....
Michael: jack of all bread products, master of bagels.
God dammit Michael. Making me watch this at 12:30 AM
well, it's möbing time
Sonic just wanted some breakfast, but is now questioning his existence.
Day 4,236; Michael's cutting bagels in a room with only himself, some bagels and a camera, and he's pretending people are laughing at his jokes.
Your pringle pun made me angry at the universe
Now that it's actually Christmas season, it's the perfect time to watch/re-watch this video
16:10 "This is really hard to eat... But I love it" - Michael Stevens 2018
Stumble NZ 2018 actually
@@soldi_ edited lol
"MY knife" rather than "THE knife"
It's slowly seeping in
the satire is so powerful it’s giving me whiplash
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single Soul:
Vsauce: *M ö b i u s B a g e l*
my favorite part of this video is when he said "it's möbbin' time" and möbbed all over those bagels lol
Serve it to your guests and they will say.....
“Why is there sharpie on this bagel?”
Guys, guys! Christ is reBORN on Easter. Michael is just telling us a math joke.
That, or he's lost his mind.
He changed DONG to D!NG though.
Dang.
@@firefish111 Dung
@@lichtishlogistics Deng
@@Protegit Dyng (sometimes)
Been a while, happy to see DONG back :D
Mine or his?
Perfect to be watching this on the holidays
I can hear the overlap of the laugh tracks lmao
Hey Michael, do you know a channel called 'Vsauce'. It's a great informative, educational and mind blowing channel about life, universe, maths, science, etc.
You should do a collab with him.
Are you serious?!?
Michael forgot the password for Vsauce.
@@firefish111 r/woooooosh
@@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334 no u
@@firefish111 is that for real? O.o
@@angel1596321 Of course not, though people here are spreading that rumour
morbius bagels
Michael draws lines on bagel.
Michael: "It's still delicious."
I'm not sure i can DONG this.. How do you cut a bagel online?
“you can’t friggin toast it!”
-Danny, probably.
Never ending Bagel! Welcome to Michaels insanity...
Welcome back* lol
Isn't every bagel kinda endless?
Haaa! I guess so! Lol
Has Michael's mobius bagels not already been a video? I feel like I've seen this.
Your not the only one, but I can't find it on any other one of his channels so eh still funny though
They were on his Thales's Theorem video.
Mandela effect?
Michael: Smear a little spread on that, serve it to your guests, and they will say:"
Guests: This is really hard to eat. But I love it.
Nobody:
DONG: MÖBIUS BAGELS
GGenoce its what Michael does the best
Waaaaiit.... I just realized that this video was uploaded on april 24 and not on christmas.....
“Delicious and mathematical”
Michael, 2019
D!NG?????? let me guess advertasers didn't like DONG much did they?
I think this was made in the romantic gifts video about a year or so ago aswell
I love how horrendously compressed the canned applause sound effect is