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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2018
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    **CREDITS**
    Hosted by
    Michael Stevens
    Edited by
    Hannah Canetti
    Curiosity Box VFX by
    Eric Langlay
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    Music by Jake Chudnow and from AudioNetwork
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 лет назад +9338

    *_People be sniffing cocaine while Micheal here doing lines of space._*

    • @BB_Vybez
      @BB_Vybez 5 лет назад +86

      lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @21masont
      @21masont 5 лет назад +44

      I wish I could save a comment

    • @rubenbahr2083
      @rubenbahr2083 5 лет назад +45

      He is a higher being

    • @Aarongan555
      @Aarongan555 5 лет назад +43

      Did you bring the stuff?
      *Yeah I got the space rocks you asked for*

    • @feedmelenny1587
      @feedmelenny1587 5 лет назад +5

      666 likes

  • @simonwood635
    @simonwood635 5 лет назад +2606

    Hey Vsause! Michael here, today we're going to be huffing acetone

    • @James-cr2eq
      @James-cr2eq 5 лет назад +11

      Simon Wood you can’t say that he will get copy striked

    • @rebeccapinto196
      @rebeccapinto196 4 года назад +11

      He's like shaking a little lmao😂😂😂

    • @notafraaz2993
      @notafraaz2993 4 года назад +2

      Idk why but I could smell it at home

    • @Cam-nb8kt
      @Cam-nb8kt 3 года назад +5

      Brother

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired 3 года назад +3

      Ohh... it’s actually pretty good....

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 5 лет назад +2788

    7:13 "Wow It's actually pretty good"
    Famous last words

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 5 лет назад +8

      Yes, we also watched the video.

    • @Jack-sy8jn
      @Jack-sy8jn 5 лет назад +69

      @@KhreamedKhorne read the sentence under that. It's called a joke you may have watched the video all the way but didn't read the comment all the way

    • @traxoz7893
      @traxoz7893 5 лет назад +5

      Wait is that an idubbbz reference

    • @exozoid7883
      @exozoid7883 5 лет назад +8

      It sounds like vsause is on drugs then

    • @ivanyang7032
      @ivanyang7032 4 года назад +2

      now i know..

  • @ahmadhanafi7477
    @ahmadhanafi7477 5 лет назад +1900

    7:00 *unscrews it* ,*screws it back* Ok, I'm gonna unscrew this....

    • @captainjacksparrow1518
      @captainjacksparrow1518 5 лет назад +16

      No.. that was the lid.. he unscrewed the top

    • @Bryan_Kay
      @Bryan_Kay 5 лет назад +13

      @@captainjacksparrow1518 6:37

    • @hb9809
      @hb9809 4 года назад +19

      That first part where he unscrewed is probably captured after the initial video was shot.

    • @bunnygetspancake6916
      @bunnygetspancake6916 4 года назад

      @@hb9809 That's what I was gonna say

    • @BasicPsychology101
      @BasicPsychology101 4 года назад

      @@hb9809 I'm thinking the same.

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад +2469

    “Some of this stuff may not even be legal”
    *pulls out 1 pound of black tar heroin*

    • @noahclark8298
      @noahclark8298 5 лет назад +49

      RecardoGuillermo I've never laughed so hard at a youtube comment

    • @bvailcards44
      @bvailcards44 5 лет назад +7

      Thank you sir

    • @LightLadd
      @LightLadd 5 лет назад +3

      Well, disclaimers do earn points with judges? lol

    • @maxkantor-gerber311
      @maxkantor-gerber311 5 лет назад +6

      420 likes...nice

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад +6

      noah clark glad I could be of service

  • @Cohere1
    @Cohere1 5 лет назад +914

    Michael: *sniffs space* "Oh, it's actually pretty good."
    Next day: "Michael Stevens found dead after outer space overdose."

  • @johnglick9256
    @johnglick9256 5 лет назад +2076

    7:19 yeah he got high from this

  • @markbalan8274
    @markbalan8274 5 лет назад +719

    Congratulations, you're high on comet.

  • @Lightt17
    @Lightt17 5 лет назад +1467

    1980: I bet there will be flying cars in 2020
    2020: getting high smelling outer space

    • @ohyeahgamer3736
      @ohyeahgamer3736 5 лет назад +6

      There was flying cars in the 60s

    • @enadopato
      @enadopato 5 лет назад +14

      @@ohyeahgamer3736 wooooosh

    • @sasch7307
      @sasch7307 5 лет назад +9

      There are flying cars but not open to general public but they exist already like Uberfly in dubai flying drone taxis etc just open your eyes instead of touching your waifu pillow all night

    • @philip2205
      @philip2205 5 лет назад +1

      Still pretty evolved smelling outer space and managing to get high

    • @Sagnag
      @Sagnag 5 лет назад +3

      @@enadopato Not a woooosh, Dumbo.
      Also stop using reddit outside of reddit

  • @meatgrindr
    @meatgrindr 5 лет назад +1417

    Breaking news, Michael gets arrested for sniffing drugs “out of this world”

    • @greg7402
      @greg7402 5 лет назад +23

      You’re dead to me in a good way

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 5 лет назад +5

      Sorriee _ba dum tss_

    • @justsomeguy6240
      @justsomeguy6240 5 лет назад +2

      Sorriee I subbed to your channel that has no videos just because this comment was funny.

    • @LiteralBacon
      @LiteralBacon 5 лет назад +2

      You could say it's lunacy

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 лет назад

      he found his fingers, legendary

  • @higaddrip2583
    @higaddrip2583 5 лет назад +463

    Michael: “Smells pretty good”
    Also Michael: *_”Smells like cleaning product”_*

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter 4 года назад +25

      Aye cleaning products have a nice smell

    • @pravnav
      @pravnav 4 года назад +10

      cleaning products smell good unless you drink them

    • @Sephifhy
      @Sephifhy 4 года назад +3

      Pranav wait what

    • @masondipperpines5009
      @masondipperpines5009 3 года назад +1

      @@pravnav wot-

    • @anticom6099
      @anticom6099 Год назад +5

      @@pravnav they actually start to smell progressively better the more of them you drink

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 4 года назад +148

    After this video: Hey boss, someone by the name of “Michael Stevens” ordered 10,000 comet vials recently.

    • @infinityguyyt
      @infinityguyyt 4 года назад +2

      Boss: Aw, damnit. He got addicted.

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 4 года назад +3

      @@infinityguyyt well he didn't get addicted to DMT
      Or did he?

    • @joshtrashcontent4237
      @joshtrashcontent4237 3 года назад

      @@shlecko vsauce music starts playing

  • @trendgaf
    @trendgaf 5 лет назад +2325

    The amount of meme content in this video cant even fit in a ssd with a terabyte of space

    • @saigey
      @saigey 5 лет назад +26

      noahcraftreal a terabyte of- i see what you did there

    • @trendgaf
      @trendgaf 5 лет назад +6

      mahmoud hehehe

    • @estadoka
      @estadoka 5 лет назад +22

      SSD or HDD doesn't change storage capacity

    • @LightYagami-wt1jw
      @LightYagami-wt1jw 5 лет назад +18

      Why ssd ? Why not hdd ? It's cheaper right?

    • @hobolicious6929
      @hobolicious6929 5 лет назад +2

      whats ssd and hdd?

  • @goodmagicite4264
    @goodmagicite4264 5 лет назад +738

    I think you mean:
    *VSauce gets high off of space juices.*

  • @cassiellightman
    @cassiellightman 5 лет назад +336

    It's magical how this guy transforms knowledge into good memes.

    • @poiuytrewqasdf5654
      @poiuytrewqasdf5654 4 года назад +6

      I would like this comment but there is already 69 and I don't want to ruin that

    • @chasea7825
      @chasea7825 3 года назад +3

      @@poiuytrewqasdf5654 it’s not at 69 anymore. Come like it.

    • @frostcrispy9561
      @frostcrispy9561 3 года назад

      When vsauce smell drug but its comet

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +2

      I know this is two years late but nice profile picture

  • @neutraldood8866
    @neutraldood8866 5 лет назад +259

    "im not afraid of prison" the words of a man who soent 3 days in a white room.

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired 2 года назад +5

      Your “p” in spent has been an “o” for three years.

    • @anticom6099
      @anticom6099 Год назад +8

      @@jamsistired you cracked the code you genius

    • @redstonewarrior0152
      @redstonewarrior0152 Год назад +2

      @@jamsistired
      I think the | might still be in that white room. Ooor O lost its tail!

    • @bunnyloverplayz1371
      @bunnyloverplayz1371 Год назад +2

      @@jamsistired now 4

  • @planetwally
    @planetwally 5 лет назад +2640

    7:19 - I swear he's getting high :D

    • @chiquidionisio1296
      @chiquidionisio1296 5 лет назад +24

      Lmao

    • @jesse9958
      @jesse9958 5 лет назад +8

      Fr

    • @happycamper4315
      @happycamper4315 5 лет назад +78

      If he isn't then he's having a stroke and we should call an ambulance!

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 5 лет назад +33

      Went to the comments at the end to see if that was already mentioned... he's now accidentally become a glue sniffer.... poor guy. Off to rehab for him.

    • @SharkFin87
      @SharkFin87 5 лет назад +6

      livingcolorstudios I knew I wasn’t the only one lololol

  • @bugadosadamantus8785
    @bugadosadamantus8785 5 лет назад +248

    "I'm not afraid of prison"
    Michael is a thug

  • @StabbedPerson
    @StabbedPerson 5 лет назад +483

    Space: *exists*
    Humans: Get in my smell holes now.

    • @e.h8097
      @e.h8097 4 года назад +2

      You Stabbed Me With A Fork -now-

    • @fforzaa12
      @fforzaa12 4 года назад +4

      *now*

    • @Hrowwll
      @Hrowwll 4 года назад +2

      Space: what
      Michal:what

    • @hafda010
      @hafda010 4 года назад

      Micheal is sреІІеd шгоиg

  • @willoverdoseonmusic
    @willoverdoseonmusic 5 лет назад +123

    7:11 oh no I think I know what's gonna happe-
    Vsauce on My Strange Addiction: Hi my name is Michael and I'm addicted to smelling comet vomit.

  • @Nat-it1qv
    @Nat-it1qv 5 лет назад +1309

    new title: Micheal does space drugs

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 5 лет назад +3

      Nats lol

    • @personmybe4984
      @personmybe4984 5 лет назад +23

      When he took that first whiff he looked so satisfied

    • @kyrex1785
      @kyrex1785 5 лет назад +3

      You want some deathsticks?
      EDIT: i edited it @Sicira

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 5 лет назад

      *hard space drugs

    • @yellingman0037
      @yellingman0037 5 лет назад +1

      * D R U G S *

  • @jlebad2308
    @jlebad2308 5 лет назад +733

    You're forgetting your lab rules, don't sniff straight from the beaker! Waft it.

    • @KofteG61
      @KofteG61 5 лет назад +65

      In my second practicum I sniffed to see if the clear liquid in my beaker was water or hydrochloric acid. I learned that it was HCl. That's when I also learned that you should not smell unknown substances.

    • @sawyer3818
      @sawyer3818 5 лет назад +3

      I smelled dry ice directly from the beaker. Than I held it for 11 seconds. My hand still hurts.

    • @misakamikoto8785
      @misakamikoto8785 5 лет назад

      What if it's radioactive, you never know what's out there, always use a Geiger counter to measure suspicious material first.

    • @hamzasultanzuberi3552
      @hamzasultanzuberi3552 2 года назад

      Not a beaker

    • @hexagonist23
      @hexagonist23 Год назад +2

      @@misakamikoto8785 What if it's a potent neurotoxin or nerve agent? Always use a handheld mass spectrometer to find out what the substance is before eating it. You can never be too careful.

  • @braddykillu21
    @braddykillu21 5 лет назад +236

    Michael from a law perspective, having a “counterfeit” coin on your possession is not illegal. In law there is a doctrine called “reasonable excuse”. Having a coin for which the reasons you have it is for decorative/commutative circumstances. The only way you can use it and get in trouble is using it to purchase other item or as the law describes it “obtain benefit through deception”. Also the store that sold it to you is the party responsible for the original deception.
    In summary, if you don’t use the coin to purchase anything or attempt to purchase anything. Then you are good.

    • @quinnbohling3948
      @quinnbohling3948 5 лет назад +11

      What does this long and this smart of a comment not get any likes or comments? I’ll like it. Just for you.

    • @as7river
      @as7river 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, and on top of that, the store that sold it is being straightforward about the fact that it is not currency and is being sold as a novelty.

    • @AceSpadeThePikachu
      @AceSpadeThePikachu 3 года назад +6

      Alternatively...you'd get in trouble with the law if you took that coin, scratched up or burnt one side of it, burnt half your face off with acid or gasoline and then started flipping said coin to decide whether or not to shoot someone. Maybe someone dressed like a bat.

  • @frosty9392
    @frosty9392 5 лет назад +327

    "its a little bit gross.."
    **INHALE**
    lol

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 5 лет назад +208

    "I'm not afraid of prison" interesting thing to say for a whistleblower of government secrets, Michael.

    • @BushidoKudo
      @BushidoKudo 5 лет назад +1

      Just Another Guy With A Moustache is that a thing?

    • @happycamper4315
      @happycamper4315 5 лет назад

      Surely that's exactly the sort of thing a whistle-blower of government secrets would say?

  • @Jurkblot
    @Jurkblot 5 лет назад +987

    7:14 *and thus, Michael became addicted to crack*

  • @mr.machees6488
    @mr.machees6488 5 лет назад +44

    Friend: What drugs are you on
    Me: Outer Space

    • @butrbwedd
      @butrbwedd 4 года назад +3

      "No man, I said what drugs are you on, not how high are you"

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 года назад +2

      @@butrbwedd o u t e r s p a a a a a a a a a a a a a c e

  • @dankscarce
    @dankscarce 5 лет назад +31

    Me: Breathes in Earth
    Vsauce: *SMELLING OUTER SPACE IS POSSIBLE*

  • @AngusMurray
    @AngusMurray 5 лет назад +1997

    Michael is addicted to space?

    • @Rajat-Sharma1
      @Rajat-Sharma1 5 лет назад +3

      🤣

    • @haioemma4
      @haioemma4 5 лет назад +27

      he was smelling that a bit too intensively right....

    • @bear439
      @bear439 5 лет назад +1

      🤔

    • @Psython
      @Psython 5 лет назад +1

      lol just acetone will give ya a light head.

    • @natemajor6560
      @natemajor6560 5 лет назад

      he was enjoying that to much

  • @joem1842
    @joem1842 5 лет назад +489

    I could win so many coin flips with that double-headed quarter...

    • @TakeThis_L
      @TakeThis_L 5 лет назад +14

      Joseph Miller infinite money

    • @seastilton7912
      @seastilton7912 5 лет назад +8

      Joseph Miller Youve just gotta distract em with a good old 'heads I win tails you lose'

    • @joske8523
      @joske8523 5 лет назад +3

      you could win every coin flip

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR 5 лет назад +3

      Two face would love this.

    • @user-vg2fm7zy4s
      @user-vg2fm7zy4s 5 лет назад +1

      the way to find the samurai that smells of sunflowers~🌻

  • @iplaygamesihate212
    @iplaygamesihate212 5 лет назад +87

    Just imagine this:
    Friend: I'm addicted to drugs can u please tell me how to stop using them
    You: Pffft... Drugs, I'm addicted to space air

  • @tgjuvenile1293
    @tgjuvenile1293 4 года назад +20

    Yo mans out here doing that galaxy coke
    “I feel like I’m not getting that strong of a wiff”

  • @JollyGoodGuy
    @JollyGoodGuy 5 лет назад +797

    “I’m not afraid of prison”
    Yup, that’s Vsauce out of context material right there.

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 5 лет назад +33

      Along with him sniffing the space chemicals

    • @infectedruby
      @infectedruby 5 лет назад +21

      Literally half the video can go into the category of out of context

    • @arshaghazie
      @arshaghazie 5 лет назад +2

      exactly lmao

    • @lejionnaire6742
      @lejionnaire6742 5 лет назад +2

      He looks like Kratos tho

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +2

      I think the other prisoners would leave him alone out of an abundance of caution. I mean "Hi, Micheal here, where are your fingers?" sounds like the kind of thing a Joker-level crazy person says before biting off your fingers.

  • @jaarya7
    @jaarya7 5 лет назад +1076

    4:14 lol the box says dissatisfaction guaranteed

  • @DrORRB-qm7fl
    @DrORRB-qm7fl 5 лет назад +156

    *Michael snorts comet liquid*
    That’s what this video should have been named

  • @holliewhite9471
    @holliewhite9471 4 года назад +15

    0:17 And I got the goods *Pulls bag out of shirt*😂😂

  • @benjaminjernfors
    @benjaminjernfors 5 лет назад +442

    Michael: Uuh okay...yeah it’s little bit gross too.
    Also Michael: *continues sniffing*

  • @boic4294
    @boic4294 5 лет назад +214

    Michael getting high on space rocks

  • @Benji10109
    @Benji10109 5 лет назад +125

    Michaels doin lines of space up in here lmao
    0:18-0:26 what every drug dealer has said before

  • @lordludicrous6536
    @lordludicrous6536 4 года назад +9

    Micheal in prison talking to his cellmate " Hey VSauce Michael Here! let me tell you how I got here" His cellmate banging at the bar "GET ME OUTER HERE!!!"

  • @newyorkgovernor
    @newyorkgovernor 5 лет назад +338

    Show called *Michael's Toys*
    4:21 "NOT A TOY"
    Edit: Damnnn thanks for 300 likes guys!

    • @1sub2videos60
      @1sub2videos60 5 лет назад +2

      underrated comment detected

    • @bark6383
      @bark6383 5 лет назад

      Now that's E D G Y A S F U C K

    • @VeteranManiac
      @VeteranManiac 5 лет назад +1

      He made his dong for you

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 лет назад +3

      _Kowalski, analysis_

    •  5 лет назад +1

      Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @darraghclarke2884
    @darraghclarke2884 5 лет назад +463

    “oH... iT’s AcTuAlLy PrEtTy GoOd”

    • @elkudos6262
      @elkudos6262 5 лет назад +14

      "it's like cleaning chemicals, a bit like gluey..."

    • @theglitchedbanana3360
      @theglitchedbanana3360 5 лет назад +3

      Darragh Clarke “Hey, that’s pretty good” xD

  • @peteyproduxions
    @peteyproduxions 5 лет назад +23

    Buy enough vials to viably drip it, make phat clouds of space... for science

  • @actualCrust
    @actualCrust 5 лет назад +11

    I'm so happy I have the quote: "I'm not afraid of prison" from THE Vsauce Michael

  • @martiddy
    @martiddy 5 лет назад +1213

    There are going to be a lot of clip memes with this video.

    • @Artsia
      @Artsia 5 лет назад +6

      Vapor Wave - sama, Exactly.

    • @theslitherydeet
      @theslitherydeet 5 лет назад +6

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

    • @napoleonbonaparte3851
      @napoleonbonaparte3851 5 лет назад +1

      I see vaporwave I like

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 5 лет назад

      Back in my day they was called "youtube poop", well really back in my day youtube didnt exist but i digress.

    • @noeyes6336
      @noeyes6336 5 лет назад

      hi brother

  • @based6819
    @based6819 5 лет назад +1160

    0:24 "I'm not afraid of prison" He's probably been there before

  • @alex-do5jr
    @alex-do5jr 5 лет назад +20

    SNIFFING SHARPIES WITH MICHEAL

  • @Xzanah
    @Xzanah 5 лет назад +14

    "I wonder if it's evaporating quickly..."
    Yes, Michael. Acetone does that.
    Also for anyone who wants to get some of those XD LMAO SPACE ORGASMS LMFAO
    7:00

    • @xspeed7434
      @xspeed7434 4 года назад

      Seth Macklin lol 😆 IKR

  • @natahndolar2142
    @natahndolar2142 5 лет назад +878

    It’s illegal to not upload on your main chan-
    0:24

    • @flecca7522
      @flecca7522 5 лет назад +26

      *thats a new meme, gentlemen*

    • @piccolo6590
      @piccolo6590 5 лет назад +17

      At least this channel is free.
      For now...

    • @cattreat7208
      @cattreat7208 5 лет назад +2

      he’s not afraid of prison

    • @ohyeahyeah2021
      @ohyeahyeah2021 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t get it. Someone explain

    • @leonardwaga
      @leonardwaga 5 лет назад +1

      @@ohyeahyeah2021
      Me: It's illegal to not upload on main chan-
      Michael: I'm not afraid of prison
      Michael Stevens never upload videos since last year on his main channel 'Vsauce'

  • @watwat2540
    @watwat2540 5 лет назад +408

    These are the kind of videos you watch when your parents aren’t home

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 5 лет назад +7

      Cuz you're high as balls

    • @nas2269
      @nas2269 5 лет назад +2

      Fuxk that's me rn

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 5 лет назад +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @oreo_336
      @oreo_336 5 лет назад +1

      Pe enis

  • @boominsniper697
    @boominsniper697 4 года назад +3

    3:11 i cant believe it, that "my" theory you just explained

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 5 лет назад +34

    6:30
    I'm Michael stevens and I'm about to enter the sting zone with a comet

    • @vince-zm8ds
      @vince-zm8ds 4 года назад +3

      Ahh a fellow brave wilderness viewer

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 4 года назад +1

      Crossover???

  • @Ammarx1
    @Ammarx1 5 лет назад +2297

    This guy looks like that dude from Vsauce

  • @JeffSwiper
    @JeffSwiper 5 лет назад +2844

    Ladies and gentlemen, where are your fingers?

  • @sumyxng
    @sumyxng 4 года назад +241

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Michael: today im gonna snort space

  • @astralremi
    @astralremi 5 лет назад +28

    "it also smells like fingers"
    Me: *smells my fingers*
    Also me: my fingers smell like oranges that I ate earlier on today.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 года назад +2

      Where are your fingers?

  • @DEMYBU
    @DEMYBU 5 лет назад +642

    7:19 that face you make when you smell food you can't afford

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 лет назад +882

    Micheal you can't just date underage gi-
    0:24

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 5 лет назад +11

      😂

    • @cownt1583
      @cownt1583 5 лет назад +9

      CebuliX
      Is it depressing that I know what he said and I havent rewinded back to that ._.

    • @rubenbahr2083
      @rubenbahr2083 5 лет назад +7

      You spelt a god's name wrong

    • @black_wyrm_huntr5877
      @black_wyrm_huntr5877 5 лет назад +3

      Ladies and gentlemen we got em

    • @BoyFromMa
      @BoyFromMa 5 лет назад +2

      I lost 😂😂😂

  • @kushnerfamily6549
    @kushnerfamily6549 4 года назад +2

    Michael : I bought things from the gift shop!
    Pulls number of things out of shirt

  • @quazar3640
    @quazar3640 5 лет назад +9

    >smells like fingers
    *Where are your FINGERS?*

  • @PRubin-rh4sr
    @PRubin-rh4sr 5 лет назад +507

    "I'm not afraid to go to prison"
    "Use kids to commit crimes"
    Do it

  • @DarkTyyp
    @DarkTyyp 5 лет назад +853

    Wow, not even 2 minutes in, and Michael has already memed us.

    • @marktuttle
      @marktuttle 5 лет назад +68

      Ladies and gentlemen we got em

    • @DarkTyyp
      @DarkTyyp 5 лет назад +24

      @@marktuttle *_Vsause music intensifies_*

    • @oledakaajel
      @oledakaajel 5 лет назад +6

      @@DarkTyyp Now I imagine a remix of Baby I'm yours but with that music instead.

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw 5 лет назад +3

      And then Vape Nation.

  • @unoriginalconcepts
    @unoriginalconcepts 5 лет назад +11

    0:21 "i don't think some of this stuff is legal"
    whips out a bag of cokcane sweets

  • @Max-hv6hw
    @Max-hv6hw 5 лет назад +5

    Producer: Micheal that’s acid!
    Micheal: I got the goods

  • @StoopVital
    @StoopVital 5 лет назад +1308

    4:45 Micheal did it again! Hes a meme lord

  • @user-lu1vo9ep7b
    @user-lu1vo9ep7b 5 лет назад +133

    welcome to another episode of Michael Does Drugs.

  • @kevinfield9391
    @kevinfield9391 3 года назад +1

    I laughed pretty hard at this.. thanks as always Michael

  • @pantstime4529
    @pantstime4529 4 года назад +1

    That little shudder micheal did when he sniffed the comet vomit was so goddamn funny

  • @runalongnowm8
    @runalongnowm8 5 лет назад +335

    We just witnessed Michael doing drugs.

    • @Pk2723
      @Pk2723 5 лет назад +9

      like its even the first time lol

    • @BidoMaggot
      @BidoMaggot 5 лет назад +3

      Space drugs

  • @brand0lakes
    @brand0lakes 5 лет назад +168

    Dear diary, today I watched Michael Stevens do drugs.

    • @ok-cr3yd
      @ok-cr3yd 5 лет назад +4

      you should watch s2 e2 of mindfield, where he does Ayahuasca

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 5 лет назад +5

      @@ok-cr3yd Oh yeah lol. In my endeavor to make a clever comment I completely forgot I have already seen Michael do actual drugs lmao

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 лет назад

      jesuswasaborted can u gibe me youtube red? 2 wach?

    • @EchoHeo
      @EchoHeo 5 лет назад

      @@JohnBread69 no

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 лет назад

      Bluemon meanie

  • @juliasalcedo1812
    @juliasalcedo1812 4 года назад +3

    5:24 me coming back down to earth after 20 years of being in space and telling the president how I felt and what I discovered

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 5 лет назад +41

    Michael seemed to have enjoyed the sniffing process a little TOO MUCH..... *X,D*

  • @ReaperblaugranaLM10
    @ReaperblaugranaLM10 5 лет назад +315

    Legend says Michael used to make videos in a channel called "Vsauce" and he was always there... 🤔

    • @Spartan-yq4qp
      @Spartan-yq4qp 5 лет назад +32

      He forgot the password, RUclips changed it to make sure only Mindfield would be uploaded

    • @stephengraves9370
      @stephengraves9370 5 лет назад +21

      And if you search long enough, and in the right places, you may happen upon a relic of a time long past, a golden age of curiosity and knowledge...

  • @qwakyyy
    @qwakyyy 5 лет назад +316

    "I'm not afraid of prison"
    I like your mentality,,,

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 5 лет назад +8

      he would figure out how to get out with just saliva and a fingernail on his first day being there

    • @jacobwaltz4941
      @jacobwaltz4941 5 лет назад

      he probably lewds lolis

    • @v4mp1anth3m4
      @v4mp1anth3m4 5 лет назад +1

      He’s a true “gangsta”

    • @UnamusedAHole
      @UnamusedAHole 5 лет назад

      Michael was thuggin. Unexpected.

  • @BlueAustinMaxi
    @BlueAustinMaxi 5 лет назад +9

    Now we know why Michael is so strange all the time

  • @AllBallsNoCock
    @AllBallsNoCock 5 лет назад +4

    i bet the universe has sum of the best smells out there just floating around. lol

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 лет назад +69

    *uploads every popular disney movie*
    Me: i don't own these, i'm holding them, under citizen's arrest!

  • @fudge5598
    @fudge5598 5 лет назад +160

    *Ladies and gentleman, we got em*

    • @hugohugohugohugo4800
      @hugohugohugohugo4800 5 лет назад +8

      *you were the clock that was ticking in my home changed my state of mind love so hard to find*

    • @2000anandhu
      @2000anandhu 5 лет назад +2

      *FBI OpEn uP*

    • @rehaan8
      @rehaan8 5 лет назад

      this is all just beautiful

    • @fivedfiva
      @fivedfiva 5 лет назад +2

      *YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER*

    • @jozefkucera8402
      @jozefkucera8402 5 лет назад +1

      Or do you (Vsauce theme)?

  • @antoniosanastasiadis
    @antoniosanastasiadis 4 года назад +2

    I’m learning straight up space drug facts here

  • @autisticandroidcharger6898
    @autisticandroidcharger6898 5 лет назад +3

    Micheal that day killed everyone in the office while screaming "I NEED COMIT VOMIT!".

  • @technologyclub6870
    @technologyclub6870 5 лет назад +85

    Went to vsauce to hear " Hey Vsauce : Micheal here " then I came back here to watch the video

  • @5000_swaggg
    @5000_swaggg 5 лет назад +60

    1:11 when you finally catch the spider that was on wall

  • @jobietench
    @jobietench 3 года назад +3

    7:27 "nail polish reoomover"

  • @peterdinkler4950
    @peterdinkler4950 3 года назад

    I love the "dissatisfaction guaranteed" on the comet vomit packaging.

  • @phillipkao7978
    @phillipkao7978 5 лет назад +322

    1:10 “ladies and gentlemen, we got him”

    • @muffinman8744
      @muffinman8744 5 лет назад +9

      I thought I had it all together.

    • @vomou2951
      @vomou2951 5 лет назад +4

      but i was led astray the day you walked away

    • @erinbaker5120
      @erinbaker5120 5 лет назад +4

      Evaplex you were the clock that was ticking in my home

    • @PopFox
      @PopFox 5 лет назад +4

      change my state of mind

    • @miniaizen3222
      @miniaizen3222 5 лет назад +1

      Your feelings change like the weather
      Went from clear to grey
      On that cloudy day
      How can I go on
      With that bomb in the palm
      Love’s so hard to find
      When someone’s on your mind
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won’t you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make
      My baby understand
      Something tells me that I'm dreamin'
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      Of problems that have a tendency to keep
      Keep the truth confined
      Far from our minds
      You need someone you can believe in
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      The road that leads to heaven can be so steep
      I will help you climb
      Change your state of mind
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make my baby understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make my baby understand
      Follow me into, into my sleep
      Baby I'm yours, I'm yours to keep
      You've got the magic that entered my heart and my mind
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand

  • @TommoCarroll
    @TommoCarroll 5 лет назад +598

    Oh man, Uranus jokes incoming...

  • @arthurmorgan319
    @arthurmorgan319 5 лет назад

    watching the Vsauce man sniff space chemicals is all I ever wanted.

  • @oofilayda7197
    @oofilayda7197 5 лет назад

    Omg so many “Vsauce but out of context” videos can be made from this

  • @based6819
    @based6819 5 лет назад +582

    0:18 "And I got the goods" Michael the drug dealer

  • @PunchDParty
    @PunchDParty 5 лет назад +260

    DAMN!!! ACETONE THICC THO 5:02

  • @nembutalfaye
    @nembutalfaye 4 года назад

    Basics is the dad trying to be cool with the kids , failing , but his effort and charm redeems it.

  • @jadyn6291
    @jadyn6291 5 лет назад +17

    "I'm not sure it's legal"
    *Proceeds to put it all over RUclips*

  • @umhellothere1213
    @umhellothere1213 5 лет назад +322

    "It smells like fingers." "You guys have smelly fingers, right?"- VSauce

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 5 лет назад +4

      No, i dont... i dont have a clue what fingers smell like. Is he talking about people who smoke maybe? Nicotine fingers?

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 5 лет назад +17

      Where are your fingers

    • @tabaks
      @tabaks 5 лет назад +2

      Occasionally.

    • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
      @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 5 лет назад +6

      Depends on what time I'm done with your mom Vsauce...

    • @default_user3779
      @default_user3779 5 лет назад +1

      um hello there Its because he touches his DONG

  • @kolbeinnmagnibjornsson1909
    @kolbeinnmagnibjornsson1909 5 лет назад +193

    I’m not afraid of prison

    • @blackrifle3742
      @blackrifle3742 5 лет назад +3

      FLAmE yes he is, would basically be a fleshlight for Tyrone

    • @MrGamkaru
      @MrGamkaru 5 лет назад

      100% meme material

  • @smellyfishstiks
    @smellyfishstiks 2 года назад

    2:43, congrats to your boi tardigrade for being the mascot for life!

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 4 года назад +3

    “I’m not afraid of prison” - Michael Stevens

  • @fantaniel2215
    @fantaniel2215 5 лет назад +189

    *From Speakers* : "Hey Vsauce"
    *From Behind You* : " Michale here"
    *Inside your head* : "What if you were defenseless?"

  • @user-cl6oj2qd6n
    @user-cl6oj2qd6n 5 лет назад +532

    To play with my toys you need fingers...
    So where are your fingers?

    • @Bangy
      @Bangy 5 лет назад +1

      Fingers are the toys

    • @emilianocruz5096
      @emilianocruz5096 5 лет назад

      You are a weird person indeed

    • @fxnnx
      @fxnnx 5 лет назад +4

      But, what are fingers?

    • @meirfa
      @meirfa 5 лет назад

      *Or are they?*

  • @roboslayer799
    @roboslayer799 5 лет назад

    Why do I get a tingley feeling in my brain when I watch only your vids like on your main channel or dong

  • @dawsonzuniga4055
    @dawsonzuniga4055 2 года назад

    4:11 “Dissatisfaction Guaranteed” on the package of comet smell vial