BLU Team Goes Shopping

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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  3 года назад +2447

    I have come with more stuff for y'all!
    You can also rate this on steam:
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2386250979
    No SFM was used btw.
    Have fun :D

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 3 года назад +2310

    atlernative title: the whole team has f*cking lag problems while looking for ghei secks

    • @kirbs_3378
      @kirbs_3378 3 года назад +58

      There was probably a lag bot in the mall with them

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +44

      While high on bath salts

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 года назад +16

      27 different drugs

    • @zonecalibur372
      @zonecalibur372 3 года назад +6

      Feat screaming

    • @picklepaddy
      @picklepaddy 3 года назад +6

      They would get faster connection If they delivered it by payload.

  • @agentcoxack7368
    @agentcoxack7368 3 года назад +2118

    I still find it funny how everyone makes Scout the Pony-lover when he’s the only class who hates the Magical Mercenary lol

  • @mateussouza2213
    @mateussouza2213 3 года назад +373

    Im honestly worried about STBlackST sanity at this point.

  • @santamere2441
    @santamere2441 3 года назад +167

    He turned himself into a bucket of chicken, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @renzorase2876
    @renzorase2876 3 года назад +135

    Blu team : this is bad idea
    Still blu team : *goes inside*

  • @duhsty5877
    @duhsty5877 3 года назад +54

    My teacher: "Your dream's have meaning"
    My dreams:

  • @sergeantcrits8256
    @sergeantcrits8256 2 года назад +18

    1:05 IN YOUR ARSE

  • @gamrknight8060
    @gamrknight8060 2 года назад +23

    Truly a modern masterpiece. Has everything a modern film needs. A gripping and emotional plot, dynamic and well-written characters, with great motivations.

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy 3 года назад +13

    RED Team on their weekend off: Creates and fights Bread Monsters
    BLU Team on their weekend off: Goes to the Mall

  • @paletoaster8950
    @paletoaster8950 3 года назад +19

    Every one of his videos feels like a drug trip but this is just having acid during a stroke

    • @trafficcones1485
      @trafficcones1485 3 года назад +2

      No it’s more like getting hit by a car going the speed of light while on LSD and the Macarena is playing in the background

  • @Lejendy
    @Lejendy 3 года назад +14

    im back, what did i miss?!
    soldier: SEX
    russian subtitles: ТОРТЫ (cakes)

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel 2 года назад +4

    3:48 soldier does a funny jump

  • @justpotato816
    @justpotato816 Год назад +2

    3:04 N̶̤̠̳̫̯̺̫̭͕̝̗͕̳̼̺̎̔̿̔̿̕͜͠͠è̵̡̨̛̝̪̭͙̗̰̠̱͔̯̤̣̳͖̞͙́͌͑̓̆̓͐͋̌̅͑̒̈́̅̔̃̾͛̃͝͝ͅę̸̧͈̬̗͎̳͕̪̣̰͇̲͙͖̳̭̩̳̣̉̊́͊̓̔̄̅̔̍̓̌̀̃̓̀̈̆̀̌́̓̐̚͠͝͝ͅd̴̡̡͎̱͉̫̗̩̻̣̬̼̦͓̰̭̮͖͊̏͋̋̿͒̌̋͂̂͐͝͝ ̶̦̭̝̟̦̩͈͎̪̥͚͑́̿͆̌̾͊̔̇͆̀̀͋̆͒̆̐͂̆̐̃̃͋̒̅̚̕̕͘͝͝Ą̵̨͉̦͎̫̞̩̓̐͗̈́̍̂̅̈́͑̾̈́͋̒̅̏̍̽͌̾̇̇̈́̓͘̕̕̕͝͠ͅ ̵̡̨̻̼̝̜̬͕̘̯̹͓͔̳̜͎̪̺͎̭̜̊̿͌̿͜ͅD̴̛̠̙̅͆͐̍̒̿̓̑̎͂̂͂̿͂͂̋̇̓̀̄͛̔̈̂͌͠͝͠͝͝͠į̴̧̧̺͚͎̼͎̣̖̬͍̲̮͓͍͚͓̮̮̻̪͖̰͕̘̜͉̰̪̬̽̍̅̈̈͛̈́͂͌͌̿̎̍͋̈̇̑̀͂̕͘̚͝͝ͅͅs̸̨̨̨̧̰͔̹̫̹̜̤̺̤̟͇̹̯͕̬͇̣̥̙̞̲͖͍͌͑͛̍̏̈́̓̿̏͒͛̽͊̇̉͛̊̋̈́͆͑͋̔̎̌͑̄̀̒̚͜͝p̶̢̢̧̛͙͉͎̮͓̼̞̟̭̤̞̻̜̖̗͛́͗̾̿̅́͋͋̊͂̽̓̓͆̑͌̾̈̒ȩ̵̡̡̢̛̛̲͕̝͇̥̟̟͓͇̤̖̪̬͕̫̣̰͙̦̼͙̩͈͍͙͇̭̜̒̽͗̓̔̄̃̈͗̍̀̆̃̍͂̈́̇̈̃̾̕̚͜͜n̵̰̩̮̹̝̪̩̻̘͕̘̺͔̯̝̟̤̩̐̅̓͒̎̀̏̆̔̎͑̇͗͐́̑̋̇̒̎̃͋͐̔͗͊̽͋͗̒̽̕͝͝ͅs̵̢̨͖͓͖͔͕̰͙͔͕̪̪̥͙̳̟̪̖̣͉̠̤̀̂̎̋̈́͆̅͜͜ͅͅȩ̴̨̨̭̥̠̤̹̳̣̰̠̠̗̲̞̮͇̗̬͙̲̭̥̬̘͚̂́̍́͆͐̾̑́̊͌̇̃̎̇̈́̾̏̓͑̀̆̈́̚͜͜͠͝͝͝r̵̨̛̫͔̬̣̮̖̗̬̱̣̫͔̜̹̘̤̲͍͙̣͙̩̪͈̺͈͎̝̃̏͗͛͗̽̊̋͐͆̌͐̂͊̔͒̾͐̄̽́̆̇̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̵̨̡̱̟͕͍̦͉̘̺̪̠͎̬͓͎͕̿̓̄͒͒̈͘̚H̷̢̨̢̥̯̟̹͖̱̺̻̰̜̱͚͕͊̍͊͑̐͊̄̆͐̐̐̈͋̍̾͑̌́̍̈́͌͂͒̃̀͌̕͝͝͠͠e̶̡̧̢̨͚̜̭̹̱͔̦̼̳͙͕̞͔͖̲̦̞͓̙̥̠̤̝͚̞͗̃̐̃͂̌̇͜͜ͅͅr̸͚̘͓͍̰̼͈̝͍̮̗͔̙͇̲̪͔͙̯̋͑͂̌͂́͆̓̅̇̽̄̐̒̂͛̔̐̂̓̚͠͠͝ͅe̶̢̡̧̛͎̮̱͉̩̪͖̦̮͍̭͖͓͙͚̞̞̭͍̝̮͉̭͙̥̮̱̓͋͗̊̔̿̿̍͐͋́͊̓̂̈̍́̑͑͛̑͘͘̕̕̚̕͘̕͠ͅ ̵̢̡̡̧͇͖̻̟͖͇̝̘̭̺̥̟͎̻̝̤̪͕̄̓̈́̀̆́̈́̔̊́̈̊͛͌̊̂̀͂̒̅̄̂͐͆̇̚̕̕͠ͅ

  • @kaiserlink7644
    @kaiserlink7644 3 года назад +6576

    When STBlackST animates stuff about the red team, there’s actual plot writing and stuff. When he animates blu he just does six different drugs at once.

    • @SOMEONE-pr8qp
      @SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 года назад +327

      Yea and I love it

    • @TheBlazeingPony
      @TheBlazeingPony 3 года назад +316

      If so then 3:04 is the 20 benadryl

    • @markex1334
      @markex1334 3 года назад +77

      is this canon?

    • @circles4k177
      @circles4k177 3 года назад +112

      Scissors cuts painis- sniper

    • @polecat3959
      @polecat3959 3 года назад +74

      Compared to the usual 5 that are employed during RED animations.

  • @CobaltFyrestone
    @CobaltFyrestone 3 года назад +867

    Red team: A totally random and nonsensical albeit concise story
    Blue team: Drugs

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад +35

      Red team: a very deep story driven by plot devices of which no one has ever seen and well built characters
      Blue team: a drug fueled shitfest

    • @I_aint_active_no_more
      @I_aint_active_no_more 2 года назад +19

      What’s the difference?

    • @gabrielreyes9648
      @gabrielreyes9648 Год назад +9

      Red medic: hAvE. To. sNoRt. dRuGs.
      DrUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUgGgSs

  • @Pertsa_
    @Pertsa_ 3 года назад +4188

    I interpret every TF2 related content from STBlackST as canon

    • @chaosthedark9741
      @chaosthedark9741 3 года назад +102

      It actually has a cannon story with this guy. And i love it

    • @chicken4222
      @chicken4222 3 года назад +30

      Yes, STBlackST is the canon

    • @avian1799
      @avian1799 3 года назад +18

      I think the underscore Series is a separate but related Canon, and this fits more with that

    • @EucalyptusHigh
      @EucalyptusHigh 3 года назад +9

      At least blu team Lore.

    • @me3fe14
      @me3fe14 3 года назад +6

      Yes this is all cannon

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 3 года назад +435

    "Yo you should animate some crap!"
    "Random bullshit, go!"

    • @mazin5627
      @mazin5627 3 года назад +14

      And thats how " BLU team goes shopping " was born

    • @napstablook9212
      @napstablook9212 3 года назад +10

      @@mazin5627 DEMOMAN GAMING 🎮

    • @duolingoowl8207
      @duolingoowl8207 3 года назад +9

      @@mazin5627 so ya telling me this wasn’t made with LSD?

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 3 года назад +3189

    Right when I thought he would upload a video this week

    • @Adnamie
      @Adnamie 3 года назад +6

      Hey wassup Line, glad to be the first one to find yar comment

    • @alsair7032
      @alsair7032 3 года назад +3

      @@Adnamie correction
      reply*

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 3 года назад +2

      LineX240 me too

    • @ernomakra4524
      @ernomakra4524 3 года назад +3

      As always. my record for him uploading the day I thought about it is around 4

    • @yeetusyeetous1732
      @yeetusyeetous1732 3 года назад +2

      You both are great

  • @UnityHat
    @UnityHat 3 года назад +628

    2:26 My last braincell at the exam.

  • @Exquisite_Crap
    @Exquisite_Crap 3 года назад +943

    Padum Demoman’s Autograph says:
    “ I am, Padum Demoman, officially declare:
    The owner of this paper piece may say the N-word. His rocket length will also be increased by the amount of three american inches.
    However, with great power comes great responsibility. The owner of this paper piece will not be dealing critical hits from now on!
    This item cannot be destroyed or being thrown away. But it can be gifted to another member of society. Giving this paper piece to new owner will make old owner mega gay.
    Signed by Padum Demoman,
    i’m drunk”

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 3 года назад +32

      Why the hell anyone needs an crits if you have n-word pass

    • @secondgalaxy7925
      @secondgalaxy7925 3 года назад +10

      @@tigran010 Well Scout's main attack in the RPG battles is a Crit soooooo

    • @theultimatetrashman887
      @theultimatetrashman887 3 года назад +2

      ''guyz i f i if i mentrion some star actor i get likes pls suck me dick'' - Grumpy, asking for likes because he just said some random ass actor qoute

    • @theinspeakibleghost8175
      @theinspeakibleghost8175 3 года назад +2

      @@theultimatetrashman887 "Guys I'm rude to someone on the internet for posting something they wanted to say, look guys I think free speech is bullshit aren't I funny? Please be my friend."
      -TheUltimateTrashMan, asking for friends online because no one would be their friend in real life.

    • @pug-n
      @pug-n 4 месяца назад

      @@theinspeakibleghost8175 wut?

  • @reaperthegodofgames7538
    @reaperthegodofgames7538 3 года назад +506

    Demoman: What did I miss?
    Soldier: SECKS

  • @luxither7354
    @luxither7354 3 года назад +493

    Red Team: A legitimate story that leads to somewhere
    Blu Team: *LETS GO SHOPPING*

    • @Masterlegodude
      @Masterlegodude 3 года назад +17

      Which is actually fitting when you remember that the REDs and the BLUs have a similar dynamic in the official Valve videos as well
      (although, that was probably STBlackST's intention)

    • @rafaelaugustosc
      @rafaelaugustosc 3 года назад +10

      Ikr. They usef the BLU team to show the mannrobics for ex but most meet the team are about RED team

    • @massrdmdoer7348
      @massrdmdoer7348 3 года назад +1

      you mean show-penng

    • @joshuahughes3377
      @joshuahughes3377 3 года назад +1

      333 likes?
      Neat.

  • @Herobryce1075
    @Herobryce1075 3 года назад +156

    4:59 And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen
    From really far away.

    • @MistralMan
      @MistralMan 3 года назад +2

      Asdf moment

    • @sewpkan1297
      @sewpkan1297 3 года назад +10

      **distant voice**
      Apples!

    • @morepain9337
      @morepain9337 2 года назад

      ​@@sewpkan1297 hey man you ever got the ???

  • @SketchG
    @SketchG 3 года назад +665

    Girls shopping: *buying many clothes, talking about boys*
    Boys shopping:

  • @dellschwind3836
    @dellschwind3836 3 года назад +441

    1:24 is just too wholesome

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 3 года назад +404

    Demoman hasn’t been the same ever since he decided to buy clothes from the Soup Store

    • @Johngaming220.
      @Johngaming220. 3 года назад +3

      First comment on Stickmaster500’s comment B)

    • @fairyknight3931
      @fairyknight3931 3 года назад +2

      Where do you comment?

    • @zv_cx
      @zv_cx 3 года назад +6

      he should visit the Scrumpeh Store. he will immediately feel better than before

    • @6_o697
      @6_o697 3 года назад

      Paidum Demoman

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan 3 месяца назад

      Skickmaster jumpscare
      Although it's not all that surprising.

  • @MrSnort
    @MrSnort 3 года назад +1424

    "Injured?"
    "Wunderbar!"
    -*The American Healthcare*

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +7

      Where's that?
      Edit: Never mind, I saw it

    • @mimo3736
      @mimo3736 3 года назад +11

      And that'll cost 9000 dollars

    • @mimo3736
      @mimo3736 3 года назад +1

      @LohuBoi what was he bill for

    • @mimo3736
      @mimo3736 3 года назад +1

      @LohuBoi what was the bill she got about like did she have surgery done on her

    • @mimo3736
      @mimo3736 3 года назад +1

      @LohuBoi if it was a big surgery then it's reasonable for them to make it cost that much

  • @LinteirSomeZebra
    @LinteirSomeZebra 3 года назад +949

    15ai: **gets hyped**
    Word mix gods: "It's our time to prove our dignity to stay on scene!"

    • @usupatuugames7442
      @usupatuugames7442 3 года назад +62

      The chad sentence mixing vs the incel 15 ai

    • @meem5415
      @meem5415 3 года назад +10

      It hyped cause it used soda popper

    • @Nehfarius
      @Nehfarius 3 года назад +5

      Good word-mixing beats 15ai, but 15ai has its own charms too.

    • @rickgrimes_69420
      @rickgrimes_69420 3 года назад +1

      this is team edge but everyone is on d r u g s

  • @Brent515
    @Brent515 3 года назад +76

    0:53 Friday Night Funkin in a nutshell

  • @mrifix8475
    @mrifix8475 3 года назад +613

    Spy is recording all of this footage so he will be able to open a Tf2 OnlyFans
    And i'm gonna pay for it

  • @CK-hc5oh
    @CK-hc5oh 3 года назад +236

    "Garry's mall"
    Im swear to god that im read "gay's mall"

  • @moitjae0698
    @moitjae0698 3 года назад +520

    *"INJURED? WUNDERBAR!"*
    - Dr Ludwig, 2021

    • @aaronbalchand5475
      @aaronbalchand5475 3 года назад +15

      I dont know why but whenever i see ludwig i either think of the one bowser koopalings named ludwig, or i think of ludwig van beethoven

    • @moitjae0698
      @moitjae0698 3 года назад

      @@aaronbalchand5475 lol nice

    • @4Lt3r
      @4Lt3r 3 года назад +3

      "You killed me..."
      *"GOOD"*
      fuk u

    • @russkipaloski
      @russkipaloski 3 года назад

      @@aaronbalchand5475 same lol he's my favorite which just makes it happen so much more

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 года назад

      Dr. Fauci

  • @waterized_bottle
    @waterized_bottle 3 года назад +258

    This is how Medic brought Sniper back to life in the TF2 comics 3:14

    • @16russelllewis45
      @16russelllewis45 3 года назад +12

      Seriously? 🤐

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад

      I remember he put something else other than the vita saw in sniper's ass...... 😏

    • @callmebanona
      @callmebanona Год назад +13

      _im dead. you know what you’re dominating now? dominos-_
      AAAAAAAAAAAAHEOWBFKWBWOXYAAAAAAAA

    • @furyfossil4407
      @furyfossil4407 3 месяца назад

      @@callmebanona "Sniper, I am full of muO-o-Ou-shroom, and I have to shEt!"

  • @alsair7032
    @alsair7032 3 года назад +719

    Everytime StBlackSt uploads its like christmas morning.

  • @FrogInShorts
    @FrogInShorts 2 года назад +72

    4:49 I love the detail of scout removing the green screen out of the scene instead of you just editing it out off screen.

  • @matizpl9249
    @matizpl9249 3 года назад +180

    "stupid idea"
    "Yes"
    Any group project i made with the boys in 2 sentences.

  • @inaxdee
    @inaxdee 3 года назад +214

    Heavy: Stupid Idea!
    Soldier: yes
    Heavy: **proceeds to continue**

    • @Abrifq
      @Abrifq 3 года назад +2

      Best friends

    • @hunlepto2239
      @hunlepto2239 3 года назад

      And this is how STBlackST made this.

  • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
    @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 3 года назад +822

    "Stupid idea!"
    "Yes."
    Basically my two braincells when I think about making noodles in a coffee machine at 3 AM

  • @rikielanasui742
    @rikielanasui742 3 года назад +72

    3:48 Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Juice- **POW** ded

  • @aaronbalchand5475
    @aaronbalchand5475 3 года назад +188

    “Ya know what your dominatin now? Dominos.”
    -mr mundee (the sniper) , 2021

    • @qetaciled
      @qetaciled 3 года назад +6

      that's the rarest yet weirdest and funniest insult ever

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад +10

      Scissors cuts painis.

  • @pulledpork9778
    @pulledpork9778 3 года назад +471

    I love how soldier refers to “ass” as “flour”, implying that it’s an ingredient to a good “cake”

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +12

      i'd say it's more hinted towards a good "pie". but what pie it is hinting at however is something i just cannot fathom to find out.

    • @Kurotitan7125
      @Kurotitan7125 3 года назад +9

      I think when the subtitles are like that it's because of stupid minors

    • @Lovethrust
      @Lovethrust 3 года назад +2

      @@zerrierslizer1 A cream pie of course.

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +2

      @@Lovethrust nooooo, reaaaally? i had NOOOO idea at all.

    • @Lovethrust
      @Lovethrust 3 года назад +3

      @@zerrierslizer1 Well then now you do :)
      Also between you and me, there might be some innuendo going on here! :o

  • @toadstuulguy4326
    @toadstuulguy4326 3 года назад +140

    “Pirate fortress 2”
    How the hell do you pirate a free game??

    • @cyrusplatinum2828
      @cyrusplatinum2828 3 года назад +11

      The only way to do it is steal other people's hats!
      So basically, scammers. Never thought I'd hear of a lame pirate...

    • @SOMEONE-pr8qp
      @SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 года назад

      Idk

    • @lordofsandvich3630
      @lordofsandvich3630 3 года назад +6

      If you get a "cracked" version that operates outside of Steam, somehow, then it's technically pirated. It's more a question of why you'd do that

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 3 года назад

      @@lordofsandvich3630 bruh

  • @patorrisse5722
    @patorrisse5722 3 года назад +75

    3:36 has a QR Code of a video STBlackST made 9 years ago, of dancing astronauts

  • @fleppyflappy8358
    @fleppyflappy8358 3 года назад +130

    Can we all appreciate on how STBlackST is still using Sentence mixing more than 15.ai

    • @dutesei
      @dutesei 3 года назад +2

      yes

    • @Johngaming220.
      @Johngaming220. 3 года назад

      @@dutesei ikr?

    • @carni7369
      @carni7369 3 года назад +4

      it's not his audio tho

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 3 года назад +6

      yes it wouldn't be a true gmod shit show without everyone yelling random parts of every sentence except like one or two

    • @UserU
      @UserU 3 года назад +4

      It's possible he might not discover that yet since it takes several months before he releases his videos.

  • @Deadsea091
    @Deadsea091 3 года назад +735

    This feels like an April fools episode. And that's not a bad thing.

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba 3 года назад +196

    "Negatory"
    "THAT'S RACIST"

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 года назад

      Rat

    • @purebloodwhiteboy
      @purebloodwhiteboy 3 года назад +1

      NIGATORY

    • @smt6442
      @smt6442 3 года назад

      SOOS SOOS SOOS SOOS SOOS SAAAAAUG SOOS...... SOOS

    • @heinrichdrakeluoterson5845
      @heinrichdrakeluoterson5845 3 года назад

      *Scottish battle cry while spraying Sticky Bombs at Soldier and Engineer*
      "Imcoming!"
      *Engineer death noise*
      *Happy Scottish sounds*
      "Paidum Demoman!"
      *Applauses from all directions*

    • @yoeltogarmikael3278
      @yoeltogarmikael3278 3 года назад

      N*ggatory

  • @captainsorrow4266
    @captainsorrow4266 3 года назад +117

    3:48 the PC every time you turn it off during the game

  • @papyrusgaming4820
    @papyrusgaming4820 3 года назад +420

    Heavy: “What do I put in mushroom sauce ?”
    Spy: “Melon!”
    Solider: “A Box!”
    Sniper:”CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUM-“

    • @garrettarnold5663
      @garrettarnold5663 3 года назад +11

      **Leaves for being too high**

    • @totallynotbench
      @totallynotbench 3 года назад +2

      He got sent to piss baby jail.

    • @Iamyes7
      @Iamyes7 3 года назад +1

      (It’s mushroom sauce)
      You also put a beat *box*

    • @Vincentohah
      @Vincentohah 3 года назад +2

      *sudden realisation*
      I am PIMP
      *Mwuhahahahehe*

  • @Alex_Spider
    @Alex_Spider 3 года назад +895

    ah yesh, the nicely funniest tf2 vid X3

  • @blusoldier5253
    @blusoldier5253 3 года назад +223

    This is an average day for us. So don't worry, we're fine.

  • @theAnthorium
    @theAnthorium 3 года назад +60

    the 3:46 *jump noises* part conveys an emotion I both can and cannot experience

  • @clozii
    @clozii 3 года назад +113

    Soldier: Do you want me to grab your deck?
    Heavy: no
    Soldier:* *sadly* * bastard

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      Me the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me ordering you to NOT view any of me v*de*s. Instead just look at me th*mbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye clo

    • @clozii
      @clozii 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh what , are you trying to get views/subs by reverse psychology?

    • @brokendreams123aaaa9
      @brokendreams123aaaa9 3 года назад +2

      Correction, heavy didnt say no. He replied by sternly saying "never"

  • @mrunclejebediah
    @mrunclejebediah 3 года назад +466

    Heavy: Stupid idea
    Soldier: Yes

  • @night_sniper5754
    @night_sniper5754 3 года назад +409

    -So, here's my idea.
    -Stupid idea.
    *-Yes.*
    *everyone heading off to do that*
    Me and my friends in a nutshell.

  • @AA-dn8dj
    @AA-dn8dj 3 года назад +182

    The most terrifying part is that the Demo Man has both eyes. What haunted horrors.

  • @namelessusername4267
    @namelessusername4267 3 года назад +280

    0:16 - my last brain cells on a test

  • @jettsangel
    @jettsangel 3 года назад +118

    1:44
    Therapist: Sycmmetric Demo doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Sycmmetric Demo: NaN!

    • @lpgvault9670
      @lpgvault9670 3 года назад +7

      Demo that is not shiken!

    • @jettsangel
      @jettsangel 3 года назад +7

      That is SCOUT!

    • @lpgvault9670
      @lpgvault9670 3 года назад +1

      @@jettsangel scout crawl down me ass now!

    • @jettsangel
      @jettsangel 3 года назад +5

      @@lpgvault9670 On 3. 1 2 3! WABOOM!

    • @lpgvault9670
      @lpgvault9670 3 года назад +3

      @@jettsangel ....what was next?

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 3 года назад +63

    On one hand, I'm terrified that one day when I die I'll find myself in the hell that is gmod animation.
    On the other hand, I'd be able to do literally anything I want, as it seems to be the case for all residents of this strange land.

  • @therandomartist3201
    @therandomartist3201 3 года назад +111

    STblackST has two modes, crazy with a storyline, and pure cocaine insanity on a weed binge.

  • @Fantas1ze_
    @Fantas1ze_ 3 года назад +1069

    The part with Soldier complimenting demoman's "dress" is genuinely adorable.

    • @Hlsntr
      @Hlsntr 3 года назад +6

      . __________________ .

    • @bobisgonehelp9069
      @bobisgonehelp9069 3 года назад +4

      ._____________.

    • @MemGod7
      @MemGod7 3 года назад +3

      ._____________________________________________.

    • @Berlin-dt3oi
      @Berlin-dt3oi 3 года назад +4

      ._______________________________________________________________________________________________.

    • @RoProReal
      @RoProReal 3 года назад +4

      .________________________.

  • @StragglerTTV
    @StragglerTTV 3 года назад +239

    Man this hits different compared to whimsical shenanigans.

  • @fireteamalpha3754
    @fireteamalpha3754 3 года назад +486

    Heavy: “Stoopid Idea”
    Also heavy: *Tposes into mall*

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 3 года назад +12

      It may be stupid, but he's still gonna do it.

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 3 года назад

      In the least stupid way possible.

    • @morepain9337
      @morepain9337 2 года назад

      he helicoptered in while t-posing

  • @galvaboy1114
    @galvaboy1114 3 года назад +182

    "oh hey it's a STBlackSt video"
    *OH HEY IT'S A STBLACKST VIDEO*

    • @SOMEONE-pr8qp
      @SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 года назад +2

      *WOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @meatperson
      @meatperson 3 года назад

      @@SOMEONE-pr8qp WHOO whoo... What?

    • @Mreapna
      @Mreapna 3 года назад +2

      @@meatperson WOOOOOO BABY THAT WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING

    • @Metroid22540
      @Metroid22540 3 года назад

      Jan Valentine? That you?

    • @SOMEONE-pr8qp
      @SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 года назад

      @@meatperson it’s an stblackst video WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 года назад +51

    2:29 Me when the characters in a doujin start having sensual stuff.

  • @Krikalegri
    @Krikalegri 3 года назад +396

    I love when soldier makes his long talk that doesn’t make sense.

    • @memer1
      @memer1 3 года назад +1

      boom boom boom boom

    • @blusoldier5253
      @blusoldier5253 3 года назад +2

      When do i?

    • @jay-uu9xz
      @jay-uu9xz 3 года назад +5

      I'd love to see someone watch this high af that'd be funny as shit

    • @alwinwinter1645
      @alwinwinter1645 3 года назад

      Russian! Cross! dressing! Tea! Party!

    • @Demarcus_Berkley
      @Demarcus_Berkley 3 года назад

      I’m pretty sure no one asked what you love kiddo, but okay.

  • @MorWaffles
    @MorWaffles 3 года назад +266

    "Mom? can we watch Verbalase?"
    "No honey, we have Verbalase at home."
    *Verbalase at home:* 0:53

    • @M0mazosMissy
      @M0mazosMissy 3 года назад +4

      Ya bloody dead

    • @reshardaffa4278
      @reshardaffa4278 3 года назад +2

      i love unicorns

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 года назад +2

      You know I've recently been down a Rabbit hole of Verbalase memes so this feels a little to convenient

    • @alialatrach9788
      @alialatrach9788 3 года назад +1

      What is the origin if this meme? I never understand what it means

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 года назад +2

      @@alialatrach9788 I'm pretty bad at describing things so I'll do my best to
      So the original meme was
      Me: Mom, can we have McDonald's
      Mom: No, we have food at home
      *the food at home*
      And then I don't exactly remember what the last image was but I'm guessing it was like some image of gross food or something
      Anyway, basically the meme is saying whatever the bottom part of the meme is, is the Walmart version of the top image/text
      Hope it makes sense, if it doesn't, can't say I didn't warn ya lol

  • @paranormalbois._.8507
    @paranormalbois._.8507 3 года назад +86

    The three tf2 devs after watching this video “tell me where did we go so wrong”

    • @minerrem7188
      @minerrem7188 3 года назад +3

      Gaben: by not implimenting these golden ideas

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 3 года назад +1

      but so horribly right

    • @Xx_SuperPenis_xX
      @Xx_SuperPenis_xX 3 года назад +1

      Bold of u to assume 3 people work on tf2 at least half person

  • @officialcosmical
    @officialcosmical 3 года назад +22

    2:03 snipers Jewish confirmed?

  • @joshn2002
    @joshn2002 3 года назад +69

    “Well that was gay” - red soldiers review

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +263

    STBlackST: **exists**
    Every Mercenaries: **mental breakdown**

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 3 года назад +80

    Ah yes, back to smexuals after like a year of a deep story arc
    Is nice

  • @Thatguy-px8xh
    @Thatguy-px8xh 3 года назад +27

    1:41 yes demo, I love chicAaAAn too

    • @2020-blocky
      @2020-blocky 3 года назад +2

      NaN!

    • @germanjetlag
      @germanjetlag 2 года назад +1

      @@2020-blocky Demoman! Dat iz not Schitcken!

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@germanjetlag Dat is scout!

    • @El-Negrito-xD
      @El-Negrito-xD 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Looona_fanWOT?

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan 5 месяцев назад

      @@El-Negrito-xD ScOUt crawl Out of me ASS.

  • @crahssant
    @crahssant 3 года назад +39

    Therapist: All dreams have meanings
    My dream:

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад +196

    Heavy: Sniper, I am full of MUUUUUUSHroom and I have to SHEET!
    Sniper: OK.
    Heavy: Get behind me.

  • @seamusmckeon9109
    @seamusmckeon9109 3 года назад +53

    This is like English class. It makes me say “who? What? Where? Why? When? How?”

  • @KnowMySecret
    @KnowMySecret 3 года назад +30

    3:43 I love to smoke a chimney

  • @thearmierscout
    @thearmierscout 3 года назад +70

    Let's get STBlackST to 1 million guys.

  • @taxivulpesia
    @taxivulpesia 3 года назад +44

    "I love unicoooorn! Poorn!"
    "You!"
    "LooL!"

    • @egedz
      @egedz 3 года назад +2

      Bot makers be like

  • @azfarahsan
    @azfarahsan 3 года назад +56

    when someone asks you what your favourite indian bread is 1:44

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 3 года назад +39

    All that's missing is merasmus in a Cadillac saying *"f**k you"*

  • @gonnnn2
    @gonnnn2 3 года назад +74

    Nobody:
    The pile of clothes in my chair at 3AM: 3:04

  • @potato_fries4754
    @potato_fries4754 3 года назад +53

    This has some real artistic value.

  • @Cosmicio
    @Cosmicio 3 года назад +41

    The pinnacle of Gen Z humor.

  • @OttoRenUlson
    @OttoRenUlson 3 года назад +398

    3:04 *the heavy main has awoken his inner bearded expense.*

    • @restonin4911
      @restonin4911 3 года назад +3

      SOUNDSMITH REFERENCES YES

    • @lobsterjake
      @lobsterjake 3 года назад +5

      You deviated from the question.
      Who IS the Overmind?

    • @Menameisunko
      @Menameisunko 3 года назад +5

      *me as hoovy after being dominated 292037937393738373 times*

    • @Minecraft_2008.
      @Minecraft_2008. 3 года назад +4

      @@Menameisunko hoovydundy

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад +1

      Ah yesn't, the human soundboard

  • @luxtrous
    @luxtrous 3 года назад +55

    "Why won't you play with the neighbor's kids?"
    The neighbor's kids:

  • @creeperprime3003
    @creeperprime3003 3 года назад +23

    0:50 "Can you Beat *B O X* ?"

    • @DoughboyNinetyOne
      @DoughboyNinetyOne Год назад

      "DAEEAEAE- Very well!"
      "*Professional Beatboxing*"
      "*French Disgust*"
      "Ya Bloody Ded!"
      "H A A A V E A T E M L A A A D S"

  • @Daniel_234
    @Daniel_234 3 года назад +113

    “Now that’s quality”
    Me whenever STBlackST posts

  • @Vessel_of_hope
    @Vessel_of_hope 3 года назад +57

    I'm starting to realize that Reds are not so weird anymore...

  • @RandomGuy-qh9qj
    @RandomGuy-qh9qj 3 года назад +34

    Had no idea what was happening but best 5 minutes and 23 seconds of my life

  • @XenoArch
    @XenoArch 3 года назад +71

    Soldier: I will buy dress
    Demo: What the bloody hell
    Soldier: Come with me to dress like a canadian

  • @Vania1669
    @Vania1669 3 года назад +79

    This is Future Soldier's heaven, after he got killed by American Boot.

  • @haikkalarista
    @haikkalarista 3 года назад +74

    "NEGATORY"
    "Ah! Thats, Reyysiist!"

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 года назад +2

      Genius

    • @joshuahughes3377
      @joshuahughes3377 3 года назад +2

      Clever.

    • @JamirJessie
      @JamirJessie 3 года назад +1

      Incoming!
      AHHHHHHHHHHH
      WOOO- WOO- WOOOOOO
      Paidum Demoman!!!

    • @c_o_c_o3574
      @c_o_c_o3574 3 года назад

      @@JamirJessie oh hello paidum demoman, i want a n autograph

    • @JamirJessie
      @JamirJessie 3 года назад

      @@c_o_c_o3574 * victory music *
      Sweet land of Liberty!

  • @thebonksipper8811
    @thebonksipper8811 3 года назад +80

    2:47 made me laugh harder than I should’ve

  • @maxmanchik
    @maxmanchik 3 года назад +105

    Dog says: *Bark*
    Cow says: *Moo*
    Paidum Demoman says:
    I am Paidum Demoman officially declare:
    The owner of this paper piece may say the N-word.
    His rocket length will also be increased by the amount of three american inches.
    However, with the great power comes great responsibility.
    The owner of this paper piece will no be dealing critical hits from now!
    This item can not be destroyed or being thrown away.
    But it can be gifted to another member of society.
    Giving this paper piece to new owner will make old owner mega gay.
    Signed by Paidum Demoman.
    *NK*
    *M DRU*
    *I'*

  • @scaneloPT
    @scaneloPT 3 года назад +91

    *"Can you beatbox?"*
    *Surprised there was no Morshu reference.*

  • @Brandonbrandon543
    @Brandonbrandon543 3 года назад +97

    3:46 When kids see their local McDonalds

  • @Wow-xi3xz
    @Wow-xi3xz 3 года назад +57

    0:23
    "DÆÊƏĢHmomÂÅÝŰn!"

  • @justtheinstinct4893
    @justtheinstinct4893 3 года назад +123

    References:
    0:13 Pyro...?
    0:18 "Spend Money Here", Unintelligible billboard, "Open 24 hours 7 days a week. Even Christmas", "Hey! You hungry? Hot food inside"
    0:22 "Welcome to garry's Mall. Dress like hippy crossdressers with passion for tea am painis!", "No Security. Steal whatever you can carry.", "Open 24 hours 7 days a week. Even Christmas", "We're literally open all the time"
    0:25 Medic ordering from Chef Pyro, "Uncle Gary's hand rolled soft pretzels", "Castlevania", "Smiths"
    0:27 Scout with a unicorn, Spy, Chef Pyro, "Starbucks Coffee", "Chateau Backstab. French Original!", "Fight songs. The Music of Team Fortress 2"
    0:34 "The House of Ratings", Facepunch logo
    0:36 "Injured? Wunderbar", Medic and Soldier A-posing
    0:39 Carboard Cow, Tons of money near Soldier
    0:40 "Magical Restaurant. Eat all you can! for only $69.99"
    0:42 Scout joins "Unicorn_RP_24/7"
    0:44 "The bins work... Please use them"
    0:47 Medic slaps Pyro
    0:48 "Pretzel good. You eat"
    0:58 Scout joined this cluster****
    1:09 Spy's vlog #54
    1:11 "Pirate Fortress 2", "Nintendo Power. I'd read this before buying my next game pack!"
    1:22 Spy stealing from drink machine
    1:45 Scouts cap
    2:03 Sniper joins from Spectators, Spy at ATM
    2:22 Pyro and Spy high-five
    2:30 Soldier at drink machine
    2:44 Spaceboiz.wmv
    2:46 Cardboard Cow
    2:49 Cardboard Cow x2
    2:51 Cardboard Cow x3
    2:53 Duck
    2:57 Duck
    3:17 Medic spells "WD" with Ouija Board
    3:22 Spy and Soldier place rps (Spy wins)
    3:25 Soldier at drink machine
    3:31 "French Mushrooms. Cures ligma and makes painis bigger. Made in Paris"
    3:35 "Top Secret Info. May contain the meaning of life and death. Scan at your own risk, maggot!", o_O
    3:36 Evil Duck Pyro
    3:39 Sniper left the game (Too High), Cardboard cow
    3:41 Scout at Uncle Gary's
    3:48 Facepunch Logo, "RIP", Basket
    4:06 "Pootis Vodka. Finest Taste! Ainis filtered. 99% alc. Drink only if you are scottish"
    4:12 Flipped McDonalds sign
    4:25 Girl hair Engie
    4:47 "I am, Paidum Demoman, officially declare, The owner of this paper piece may say the nthword. His rocket length will also be increased by the amount of three american inches. However, with great power comes great responsibility. The owner of this paper piece will not be dealing critical hits from now on! This item cannot be destroyed or thrown away. But it can be gifted to another member of society. Giving this paper piece to a new owner will make the old owner mega gay. Signed by Paidum Demoman. i'm drunk"
    4:49 Greenscreen disappears
    I may have missed some

    • @mrjohn200
      @mrjohn200 3 года назад +1

      First boi to reply

    • @icantthinkofacreativenamei8274
      @icantthinkofacreativenamei8274 3 года назад +2

      The one were scout magics away the green screen is funny

    • @octomasan
      @octomasan 3 года назад +1

      i saw the greenscreen, the pirate forteress, but not the rest XD

    • @grimshadow3613
      @grimshadow3613 2 года назад +2

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад

      This man just carried the entire comment section

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 3 года назад +316

    Take a good look, Overwatch. This is what you'll never have.

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 года назад +41

      @@stunnawvttz but they dont have a scottish drinking 10 bottle at once

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 года назад +4

      @@stunnawvttz still bad ehh

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 года назад +4

      @@stunnawvttz bruh im just joking calm down i aint tryna offend anyone

    • @baza9467
      @baza9467 3 года назад +7

      They have good NSFW

    • @pantuternik
      @pantuternik 3 года назад +2

      is there a single tf2-related video that has to compare overwatch to tf2?