"Face the Wall" | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • Check out this clip from my 2017 special "Live from Seattle" available only on Netflix.
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Комментарии • 879

  • @minpeaches1799
    @minpeaches1799 5 лет назад +4115

    "ArE u paKinG kIdDinG mE" I lost it😂😂

    • @scrappycocomoo7505
      @scrappycocomoo7505 5 лет назад +45

      me too man!! i cant stop laughing when i repeat it everytime HAHAHA

    • @NoraFLowney
      @NoraFLowney 3 года назад +3

      @@scrappycocomoo7505 same

    • @twystedhumour
      @twystedhumour 3 года назад +8

      watdapak?! are you meking pan op us/ass (really phonetic similarity)?

    • @gabrianeager8293
      @gabrianeager8293 2 года назад +4

      When ever his mom swears I die🤣🤣🤣

    • @Imhereformusicandmusic
      @Imhereformusicandmusic 2 года назад +2

      Me too 😂

  • @ATMM514
    @ATMM514 7 лет назад +3405

    "When you go to the other arm go across your mouth." Hahaha😂

  • @CamilioFeliciano
    @CamilioFeliciano 7 лет назад +5731

    Your imitation of a Filipina mom is 100% accurate 😂

  • @LimingLyn
    @LimingLyn 6 лет назад +1674

    I'm not Philipino, but this about the teeth brushing and it crosses all cultural boundaries. Hilarious!!

    • @maxscene7
      @maxscene7 5 лет назад +33

      *Filipino :D

    • @yam7881
      @yam7881 4 года назад +9

      @@maxscene7 the language is Filipino, the person is Pilipino (no offense)

    • @maxscene7
      @maxscene7 4 года назад +31

      @@yam7881 Pilipino in Tagalog, Filipino internationally, I think. Thats what the foreigners use and none taken :)

    • @TitusMH
      @TitusMH 4 года назад +3

      LimingLyn Filipino* 😂 you should be disgrace

    • @TitusMH
      @TitusMH 4 года назад +3

      Yaz Villarias Tagalog* 😂

  • @solomonthegreat290
    @solomonthegreat290 4 года назад +642

    "Are you puckeng kiddeng me?"
    Having a mom is wonderful, but having a Filipino-Mom? Oh dear god, Oh dear lord, the horror, the memory, flash back as I hear every single words he said

  • @cmrobert621
    @cmrobert621 7 лет назад +1410

    My children are in agreement​: your mother is my spirit animal 😂😭

    • @yudai112
      @yudai112 5 лет назад +7

      Christine Robert you must be Filipino by heart ahah

  • @Actionnelll
    @Actionnelll 5 лет назад +240

    As a parent of a teenage boy everything Jo's saying is 100% on point.

  • @ladybug2254
    @ladybug2254 7 лет назад +505

    he adores his mom but hated her when he was a kid, well, didnt we all, lov u jokoy! and momma!

  • @jimthar17
    @jimthar17 4 года назад +82

    OMG I lost it on the booger chicken part. CRYING. "Are you pucking kidding me?!"

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 3 года назад +215

    I have 2 sons, the oldest of which is 11 and not the most hygienic child ever, so this brought a tear to my eye lol. The drag the deodorant across ur mouth part killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @deedoyle4069
      @deedoyle4069 Год назад

      The Other part of this same scene is: "Mom, Mom! Feel my SWEAT!!!" eeeeuuuuu...and I have 4 boys.....who each 'discovered' his own wonderful sweat that had to be 'confirmed' and acknowledged-as-real by Mom.........sigh.......

  • @DrozChann3L
    @DrozChann3L 7 лет назад +713

    this is all pinoy jokes we love.. and this is the american english version still funny my stomach aches.. thanks koy

  • @qthemusicdj
    @qthemusicdj 7 лет назад +791

    I have an 11 year old and this is dead on. Hilariously true!

    • @jengcaritativo772
      @jengcaritativo772 6 лет назад

      qthemusicdj i

    • @shegolily
      @shegolily 2 года назад

      oh wow 4 years ago, how are they doing hygiene wise now?

    • @qthemusicdj
      @qthemusicdj 2 года назад +5

      @@shegolily overdoing the cologne. Hair has to be perfect. Clothes name brand. They changed and it's expensive

  • @daddyland
    @daddyland 6 лет назад +63

    He is 12 now... holy I remember just watching him talking about his son when he was just a baby...

    • @imaginaryenemy2565
      @imaginaryenemy2565 6 лет назад +8

      daddyland he's actually 15 now I saw it on Jo's IG he looks exactly like his dad but with a curly brown fro

  • @charleighv
    @charleighv 2 года назад +32

    When he did the “across your mouth” I have never ever in my life laughed so hard at anything. Absolute legend

  • @liam2988
    @liam2988 3 года назад +100

    I'm not Filipino at all, but my mom's step dad (my step grandfather) is Filipino and being around his family, (of whom I've been close to my whole life) is really just quite an experience lmao. I'm glad to say that a part of my family is Filipino because I really love the different cultural aspects and the food especially AND that I can understand all of these jokes.

  • @nicoramiscal8958
    @nicoramiscal8958 4 года назад +27

    That “are you packing kidding me josep?!” Lol i died with the accent its fuckin 100% accurate

  • @itslayababy1252
    @itslayababy1252 5 лет назад +124

    This is literally the only stand-up I’ve actually laughed hard asf to with actual tears in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 4 года назад +371

    This is my life RIGHT NOW with my middle son! 🤦🏽‍♀️ I don’t understand how he doesn’t smell himself.. so handsome but boy the smell...

    • @N._99
      @N._99 4 года назад +18

      Give that boy 2 years. That's all it took for my dumb ass XD

    • @KHONSR
      @KHONSR 3 года назад +3

      @@N._99 hey nicco want to go bowling

    • @ninatingz
      @ninatingz 3 года назад +3

      My brother is also like this back when he was around 12-14 years old. There were times where he'd ask me "You're sweaty, why do you not smell?" He learned to scrub himself clean, fix his hair, not use his shampoo on his head to his body when he had a crush on someone lol

    • @sleepsthalocotws9500
      @sleepsthalocotws9500 3 года назад

      @@KHONSR gta 4 right?

    • @sheilabalderas780
      @sheilabalderas780 2 года назад

      @@sleepsthalocotws9500 yep roman and nico bellic

  • @ohnahtayyy_
    @ohnahtayyy_ 4 года назад +362

    all Filipino parents spread embarrassing things about their kids when they’re not around, but they do it in a way that’ll make the kids laugh about it in the future. it hurts at the moment but they always laugh later on LMAO

    • @dimlightrage3878
      @dimlightrage3878 3 года назад

      VERY TRUEEEE.....

    • @assassinaria
      @assassinaria Год назад +1

      Funny part is, Jokoy's doing it right now to his son lmao

  • @aaroncrenshaw1741
    @aaroncrenshaw1741 7 лет назад +455

    Jo'Koy is the man period hahaha...You're eating the booger chicken hahaha

    • @April710
      @April710 7 лет назад +1

      Aaron crenshaw i

  • @dorisbarkler8570
    @dorisbarkler8570 4 года назад +51

    “Glitter!” 🌈🍭🦄🌸🧚🏼‍♀️

  • @Mobiiius
    @Mobiiius 5 лет назад +52

    I died at "Are you paking kidding me?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SandiByrd
    @SandiByrd 5 лет назад +48

    This is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. I relate. On so many levels.

  • @justinesalgatar2358
    @justinesalgatar2358 5 лет назад +18

    My face explodes when I sneeze too. Always at work, and it echos. And in the distance, I'll hear a 'Bless you'

  • @Dolittlesart
    @Dolittlesart Год назад +15

    This guy is just funny! He takes the simplest stuff and makes it so amazingly funny. I love Jokoy!

  • @lauramalek3128
    @lauramalek3128 2 года назад +5

    Asking his son "why do I smell it FIRST?!! You're RIGHT THERE!"

  • @deedeenaiipo6863
    @deedeenaiipo6863 3 года назад +38

    I love Jo Koy. He's f×%**** adorable. I wish i was a few years younger. So f***** funny. All the comedians on RUclips I only watch him. Keep us laughing., Jo. You're the shit. Love it love it love it....

  • @GoodGolly.MissLolly
    @GoodGolly.MissLolly 4 года назад +24

    Jo seems like such a loving dad ... or person in general, to be honest

  • @asielzal4790
    @asielzal4790 Год назад +14

    as a Filipino kid growing up with a very strict Lolo(grandad) was soooo hard I felt like we are in a military concentration camp specially during meal time but it is something else if your own Mom grew up first with a Dad like him! In her eyes nothing I do that is good she has to pick everything from table manners, the way we talk, laugh & even how a girl should sit down too!

  • @ryan-smith
    @ryan-smith 2 года назад +8

    Her mom can be a funny character in a sitcom. I've watched a lot of TV series and I haven't seen a character like his mom. I think it's gonna be hilarious.

  • @VulpineScott
    @VulpineScott 6 лет назад +335

    Are you pahking keeding mih right now!

  • @chinacarter8319
    @chinacarter8319 5 лет назад +35

    From beginning to end, I'm crying and trying to keep quiet as I watch this at 2 AM

  • @angs2853
    @angs2853 5 лет назад +38

    Just recently discovered Jo.
    My body aches from the belly laughs

  • @queencallista303
    @queencallista303 3 года назад +3

    Why is RUclips recommending it to me only now?🥺 he is so hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @tryharddabbler9452
    @tryharddabbler9452 7 лет назад +617

    it only took 1 freakin post in fb for me to look for this guy's videos and subscribe... totally hooked now... keep it coming sir... mabuhay ka...

    • @Kaganath
      @Kaganath 7 лет назад +2

      Dude same...

    • @tombadua5474
      @tombadua5474 7 лет назад +1

      same here

    • @burntsouffle
      @burntsouffle 6 лет назад +2

      Curious Shaun C okay so what's your fucking point?

    • @kel638
      @kel638 5 лет назад +1

      Same😭🤣

    • @jtof9371
      @jtof9371 4 года назад

      bruhh same

  • @Janary08
    @Janary08 6 лет назад +418

    "are your hands broken when you sneeze? "

  • @TheFrogSea
    @TheFrogSea 5 лет назад +27

    He literally puts me to tears. Freaking tears. 😂 this was the first video that introduced me to him, and I swear, he’s now my favorite. Made up my whole week and that shit was stressful.

  • @carolfranco1532
    @carolfranco1532 3 года назад +4

    Moms who curse and act like their true selves with their kids are the best kind of mothers. ❤

  • @user-dq9bi6sw7x
    @user-dq9bi6sw7x 3 года назад +4

    I freaking love this man

  • @LitzyBitzyHairstyles
    @LitzyBitzyHairstyles 4 года назад +19

    I've been living under a rock lol. I didn't know about this man. He's hilarious.loved it 🤣😂

  • @amityisprecious1334
    @amityisprecious1334 3 года назад +9

    I love how he always sounds like he's on the verge of crying xD

  • @igotyouundermybed
    @igotyouundermybed 3 года назад +9

    every time I watch jokoy's videos on his channel, i never skip ads. this man deserves it.

  • @jarius0301
    @jarius0301 5 лет назад +41

    Why am I just finding you. You’re incredibly funny.

  • @fdemosify
    @fdemosify 5 лет назад +17

    Omg I’m crying!!’ This guy is hysterical and can relate as I have a son too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chayitocampos
    @chayitocampos 7 лет назад +11

    How does one man possess all this talent.. When im not watching, im listening. Thank you for the laughter

  • @UndeadUnited
    @UndeadUnited 7 лет назад +78

    "Are you fucking kidding me!"

    • @extra_rice
      @extra_rice 7 лет назад +8

      Thy_Revolution
      "are you pucking kiddeng meeh!"

    • @extra_rice
      @extra_rice 7 лет назад

      🤣🤘🏼

    • @HangTen10
      @HangTen10 7 лет назад +2

      "Enjoy de booger chicken, Josep!"

  • @lindiiluvv
    @lindiiluvv 6 лет назад +7

    the mother impression is my fav thing ever

  • @MrRuzizima1234
    @MrRuzizima1234 7 лет назад +3816

    this guy just destroyed his kid's high school life.

    • @joud1436
      @joud1436 7 лет назад +82

      Russel Balugo no he didn't

    • @20somethingsworld97
      @20somethingsworld97 7 лет назад +271

      no he made his kids highschool life

    • @gerardgarcia5639
      @gerardgarcia5639 7 лет назад +156

      Russel Balugo then you haven't seen "ting ting"

    • @agentone8511
      @agentone8511 6 лет назад +9

      Lol he will fit right in

    • @MKappella
      @MKappella 5 лет назад +90

      Russel Balugo his kid goes to my high school, nobody knows😂

  • @tatapeping
    @tatapeping 6 лет назад +35

    OMG I'm dying! I'm Filipino and my mom was NEVER like that to me and my siblings. But I'm laughing here coz I'm a mom of two now and I've turned into Jokoy's mom! Geez. One day my eurasian kids will talk about their crazy Filipino mom, too LOL

  • @myevega5665
    @myevega5665 5 лет назад +3

    His snippets are so addicting !! A master of a comedian!!

  • @RJandPAULA
    @RJandPAULA 7 лет назад +51

    I love you Jo Koy! We watched your netflix twice just because it's that funny.

  • @jenniferthom4066
    @jenniferthom4066 4 года назад +8

    The first clip i watched EVER was the Vicks vapor rub one--- my childhood involved a ton of that stuff!! I could hardly breathe - laughed so much!!

  • @adriennebenjamin829
    @adriennebenjamin829 2 года назад +3

    This is why JOKOY is FUNNY he takes memorable moments in lives of many of us and the things we thought we buried or filed under "embarrassment" He'll BRING BACK with a laugh.

  • @monettenucum367
    @monettenucum367 3 года назад +14

    U really make my day Jo Koy!
    100% filipina moms are like what u said they are, but, so loving at that & all!

  • @FrankCENA
    @FrankCENA 5 лет назад +16

    Hands down best Filipino mom impression! lmao

  • @purplecherry9364
    @purplecherry9364 5 лет назад +100

    I needed this. I was on a verge of an anxiety attack. This really helped. So thanks. 😘

  • @NoreeenPlays
    @NoreeenPlays 5 лет назад +10

    I found Jo's videos on Facebook. I love him. 🤣
    I agree to everything he says.
    I sneeze like that, my mom would probably cut all my hair off. 🤣

  • @TheLIBOTER
    @TheLIBOTER 4 года назад +4

    The Best Jokoy!
    Kahit 3 years na hindi prin nakakasawa panoorin at matatawa kapa rin kahit napanood muna. More Videos Jokoy and Keep the Class Act!

  • @cheruzaleming
    @cheruzaleming 5 лет назад +6

    it's not safe to eat food and watch this man at the same time

  • @brandonsmith3915
    @brandonsmith3915 3 года назад +3

    "booger chicken"... Bahaha 🤣

  • @rivermaya3265
    @rivermaya3265 5 лет назад +3

    Everytime I feel sad & no one to talk to, I am watching your videos then I forgot why I am emotional because I see myself with your mum now that I have 3 young boys...thanks JoKoy! :)

  • @israellastra5265
    @israellastra5265 6 лет назад +16

    This is hilarious, had i known him earlier, i could have bought tickets from his visit here in the Philippines

  • @tashvelez7286
    @tashvelez7286 Год назад +3

    Omg!!! The deodorant across the mouth bit had me dying 😂

  • @alicegeyfman4221
    @alicegeyfman4221 6 лет назад +12

    I laughed so hard that I cried.

  • @nofactsjustopinions2920
    @nofactsjustopinions2920 7 лет назад +7

    One of the best stand ups I've seen.

  • @HarrySia
    @HarrySia 7 лет назад +112

    i need to keep quiet cause my parents are sleeping. me resisting to laugh feels like im havin a heart attack

  • @shelleypoo76
    @shelleypoo76 6 лет назад +147

    I can't stop laughing!!! It's probably all boys at that age because I have to carry baby wipes and deodorant because I'm tired of smelling that shit myself 😂

    • @Anxiou5Panda
      @Anxiou5Panda 5 лет назад +1

      Fortunately my armpits don't smell just as bad nor do I sneeze without warning, way back then though, I got a hard time getting boogers out my nose people would start staring, worried I'd bleed my nose out lol.

    • @elijahmitchell9681
      @elijahmitchell9681 4 года назад +2

      My brother is the same fucking way bro his shit travel

  • @banishedheir9940
    @banishedheir9940 5 лет назад +8

    The accent of a Filipino Mom though.. Miss u Ma

  • @lucychu5350
    @lucychu5350 3 года назад +2

    OMG!!! I laughed till I cried and this has not happened since i was a kid. OMG!!! Thank you!!

  • @craxez6678
    @craxez6678 4 года назад +29

    I swear im so dead never laughed like that before

  • @christinem.3733
    @christinem.3733 Год назад

    This man has a gift. Doesn't matter how many times I see each set, I still
    Laugh just as hard every single time. Bugar Chkn🤣

  • @littlesusieofficial
    @littlesusieofficial 7 лет назад +300

    Please do a show in Manila!!!!

  • @marcelcovaci9922
    @marcelcovaci9922 2 года назад +6

    Covering my mouth when sneezing/coughing was one of the first things I had to learn…. growing up in the 80’s in a former communist country was way different. You’d learn good manners really quick 😁😁
    I love when JoKoy is imitating his mom.

  • @DefLepRock83
    @DefLepRock83 5 лет назад +50

    You’re eating all the booger chicken Joseph 😂😂

  • @semi-trash7565
    @semi-trash7565 6 лет назад +3

    I watched this on Netflix and I just like can’t stop.

  • @marlonmontesa2020
    @marlonmontesa2020 5 лет назад +15

    ...dude I never stopped watching your videos kahit paulit-ulit. Di nakakasawa hahaha Brofist from phillipines 💪 people like you makes me feel proud to be a Filipino. Kudos Josep hahaha

  • @IamJanz
    @IamJanz 2 года назад +5

    The teen boy thing is so accurate 😂 I've got a 16yr old and he had described him to a T 🤣🤣🤣

  • @irish5755
    @irish5755 2 года назад +1

    The cute sneeze part got me

  • @jmgonzaga101
    @jmgonzaga101 2 года назад +2

    The sneeze is fuckin’ hilarious I mean it’s adorable at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @af1067
    @af1067 5 лет назад +14

    My dad is full German, my mom is Irish/Scottish..... I would have an ear bleeding if I sneezed like that.

  • @christiananderson3371
    @christiananderson3371 5 лет назад +8

    I love the way his mom pronounces things lol

  • @kennyjenkins1564
    @kennyjenkins1564 7 лет назад +10

    I give major props to you! your bit at 1:25 is on point! It's hard to come across original stand up comedians these days, great job!

  • @c.mechellebanks2072
    @c.mechellebanks2072 5 лет назад +1

    Dads are awesome especially when they talk about their sons, I love it, as always,

  • @mariaangelikaninamendoza1820
    @mariaangelikaninamendoza1820 5 лет назад +6

    Parenting styles sometimes made me laugh HAHAHAHA

  • @noloriver6687
    @noloriver6687 Год назад

    When jo goes into his mother bits they're some of the funniest shit u can watch when it comes to stand up lol

  • @marthaguerra3620
    @marthaguerra3620 6 лет назад +13

    jo deserves more recognition

  • @armandomaravillaramirez6732
    @armandomaravillaramirez6732 4 года назад +4

    I died of laughter when I heard him do his impression of a Filipino mom.

  • @maskedangel5977
    @maskedangel5977 2 года назад +1

    Fuck. I made the mistake of rewatching this specific clip at night. It hurt holding in laughter 🤣

  • @ajgonzales354
    @ajgonzales354 6 лет назад +9

    omg i cant stop laughin at the last part where he was saying stuff abt his mom!!!

  • @GottuboiBeachVolleyball
    @GottuboiBeachVolleyball 7 лет назад +6

    Jo Koy, You're one funny guy! Big fan brutha!

  • @norielhie1244
    @norielhie1244 5 лет назад +5

    Oh my gosh! I'm facing problems right now, big time! But watching you, I can't stop laughing! 😂😂😂 thank you, jokoy! And it's 1:53AM here!😂😂😂

  • @fatimavh
    @fatimavh 3 года назад +1

    This is TOO real, Jo! 😂😂
    I don't have enough emojis 😂

  • @yoshiwells5870
    @yoshiwells5870 5 лет назад +2

    Your mom is so funny she don't hold back lol

  • @summerlight7872
    @summerlight7872 Год назад

    I'm so glad I came across Jo Koy, one of the funniest comedians out!! Keeps me laughing all the time!😅

  • @blisswkc3344
    @blisswkc3344 2 года назад

    Thank y'all so much dearest 🌹
    Y'all such an inspiration 🥰
    Appreciate y'all from the bottom of my heart 💖
    Be Blissful Eternally 🙏👼🌈

  • @theroadnottaken_
    @theroadnottaken_ 4 года назад +5

    I'm laughing out loud right now HAHAHAHAHAHA you really are the best at stand up comedy

  • @rastakim16333
    @rastakim16333 7 лет назад +14

    jo seen you twice after you came out from jay leno show and still funny until now....still on point....love you jo!

  • @withalohatara
    @withalohatara 4 года назад +1

    I love this guy!
    So funny!
    My favorite is when he does the show in Hawaii🌺
    I cried laughing 😂😂😂Born n raised in Hawaii ~all so true!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheenashroder5315
    @sheenashroder5315 5 лет назад +6

    LMAOO this reminds me too much of my older brother! We’re mixed like Jo (White Dad/Filipina Mom) and at some point, my older brother stopped with personal hygiene. His breath stank so bad my mom would drag him into the bathroom to make him rise his mouth. And his armpits reeked. We used to call them “taco pits” cause they stank like Taco Bell tacos. LOL I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who had to deal with this 😂

  • @shivangimodirak8125
    @shivangimodirak8125 5 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard after a really long time.