The Book of Potions
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Secret Bathroom Potion: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp toothpaste, 1 tbsp Mouthwash, 2 squeezes from a shampoo bottle, 3 pumps from soap dispenser, stir til blue/green, laugh then dump in sink. (me when I was 10)
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*OHO THAT'S FINE, SCATTER THOSE LOVINGLY GATHERED INGREDIENTS EVERYWHERE NOT TO WORRY*
OHH what a mess
*TRY TO GET **_SOME_** OF IT IN THE CAULDRON*
DENZ WAS A TALENTED SWORDSMAN
YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER
OHOHO YOU MISSED THAT WHAT, TRY ANOTHER!
He toiled all night to cure the boils only to realize he was the boil all along.
*SPHEE*
+Thomas Danforth No, shut up, the spheecies died long ago in the great star and jerma rumble of 2007
*SHPEE**
+Teh BrownieMixx (brownie mixx) Damn it Cernel Joson
+Hayzen Animations I FOUND YOU
HOLY SHIT
So Star_'s in jail and Jerma's fucking dead, this has just been a GREAT week.
+TheValiantBob Ster_ is just waiting for bail money, and Jerma has died...eight...times now? Honestly, I've lost track. He's like freaking Kenny at this point.
+mutilator97 I think the police are gonna start suspecting something after the 9th time ster_ picks up jermas life insurance money
+TheValiantBob Well you see it's all leading up to the big Jerma/Star_ crossover where burgah boy makes glue man go nuclear and convinces Star_ to take over Castle Griffinsteed and Jerma has to come back from the dead host the next Jerma rumble and confront his ally turned enemy Star_
+TheValiantBob yes
***** Well this is the Jerma universe and anything can happen
I fucking lost it whenever he poured his drink all over himself
immersion gone too far
*puts potion aside*
*grabs water*
Oh, he's gonna take a drink.
*takes the lid off*
Wait.. what?
*dumps it*
*I LOSE MY SHIT*
at least you kept the wonderbook the right side up
+some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips Get your crusty ass out of here
+some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips He's truly improving.
Lol that profile picture goes well with the comment
+some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips no
+Partially Drunk Hoovy get your unfathomable moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent, flaky ass out of here
*JERMA YOU'RE SCATTERING THOSE INGREDIENTS*
*THE LOVINGLY GATHERED INGREDIENTS JERMA YOU'RE SCATTERING IT EVERYWHERE*
Potion seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
All I have is fun dip.
+Jimmy Jarfy My Potions are too strong for you, buy your potions elsewhere.
It's mayo I swear.
I just saw that video yesterday...
This is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the title of this video.
"Potion Seller, I am going to battle. And I need your strongest potions."
* Sees Dawby in the cauldron *
"I'll go else where..."
I thought it was dobby
@@gub4941 you might be right
you cant handle my potions, they're too strong for you
Book 3 of "How does this work again?" edition.
More like "The final potion"
Book of Defense of the Dark Arts
+Mandrid Hugh yes
How many more Wonder Book games are there?
Please tell me at least 250. PLEASE!
+Shilag Sadly, only 1 more.
+Jerma985 PLAY IT. PLAY THEM ALL!!
+Jerma985 there's a guy in my church that looks like you Jerma
+Shilag Please, oh PLEASE tell me its Robert Frost
+Shilag seriously, this cannot be the last of these videos. Fav Jerma series in a while
Back with more of this ron weasley dumbledore hobbit magic shit jerma
+HufftyPuffty oh oh oh thats fine. scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere
+HufftyPuffty not worry... hissssss
+HufftyPuffty oh oh oh thats fine. scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere
Jerma + Harry Potter = good
+HufftyPuffty no
NOW THAT JERMA IS DEAD WHO WILL RUN HIS POTION SHOP!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
It closed down. He got complaints about blood in the food.
+deablo does THERE'S BLOOD. THERE'S BLOOD INSIDE THE FOOD.
THERE'S BLOOD! THE FOOD WAS BLOOD, THE FOOD WAS JUST BLO-
+deablo does THERES BLOOD IN THE FOOD! THE FOOD WAS JUST BLOOD, THE FOOD WAS JUST BLO- *cuts to outro music*
lol
Turn to page 985.
The part where Jerma tried to cut the little plant and it just kept avoiding his knife was so fucking funny ;D
Helperino Kripperino Has he tried squishing it? (Reference)
They called the Fire Department...
Again....
+Uranus *Woah!* Woah, that's spicy! *Whew!* Heheheh...whew...
+Uranus Fire departments usually have staff with some level of medical training that can show up before an ambulance gets there. Not uncommon.
It was because jerma bursts to flames when he has a near death experience
*THERE'S BLOOD IN THE POTION*
Hobobatman1000
*THE POTION WAS BLOOD.*
*_THE POTION WAS JUST BL-_*
I am pretty concerned on where Jerma got that ambulance vid
Samuel Smith he used it in the solid snake video I don't remember the name
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 neuro story electro-dump
HE POURED HIS FUCKIN DRINK OUT LOL
Do It With Dan surprising to see you here dan
wow that's crazy bro
6:06 me trying to backstab a scout.
Cadetri Gaming x10 stock knife backstabbing a scout.
grotto beasts
That's all cool, but...
DID THE DOBBY MAKE IT OUT OKAY?!
+Jack Winterheld Dobby got the knife in him after it being thrown at him over the rage from the side-cutting glitch. Canon death is canon.
+JakesFavorites
Poor little thing. He only needed a sock!
Jack Winterheld There was no sock. The game glitched up too much for there to be a sock.
It could be argued that it was another house elf entirely.
Dobby will live.
+Jack Winterheld yes
is this how you cook meth?
Nope, that's muriatic acid, caustic soda then hydrogen chloride ;)
+JoJo Miner GUYS THE DRILL, GO GET IT!
+DarkWingDerpy Wolf is in a pickle!
FUCKING CLOAKERS ARE EVERYWHERE. RUN!!!!
CLOAKER!!!!!!
lmao "I have this damn Shutterstock video licensed and I'm going to use it."
I love how the ambulance joke was still hilarious, despite it being the exact same joke he made a month ago.
I can just see those TF2 fans expecting an Invasion video, meanwhile Jerma is playing with a Wonder Book. That is actually really funny in itself :D
+stalk8r Why are you here if you ARENT a tf2 fan? And since Invasion literally didn't add anything there's nothing to say.
+Employee 427 just new maps, new cosmetics, cases ( or crates ), 4 new reskins and a new all-class taunt, other than that, nothing!
Duy Loc Ngo New maps are ok, but quite boring honestly. They could have done a lot better. 4 ridiculously rare reskins that are almost impossible to get your hands on, yippee. An ALSO ridiculously rare taunt. And all this from EXTREMELY rare crates that you have to pay money to even have a chance to get. So yes, nothing. Playing tf2 is no different then it was before Invasion, which is disappointing.
Employee 427
First, I am a TF2 fan. It was just an observation. Second, four new maps and a new gamemode is plenty of new stuff for me.
stalk8r It isn't really the content, its how poorly implemented it is.
this is making me cry laughing
I love your videos jerma
+AdrianTheGamer Yo! are you watching the video?
Vastonik
You have no idea how excited I am. I've never been this early to a video. I am actually vibrating in my seat.
Vastonik
I think I broke something. Whether it's the chair or me, I'm not sure.
+4ven8 WARNING!!! 4ven8 is overheated!!!!
+4ven8 Your molecules themselves are so fucking hyped that you're whole being is vibrating. Guess you would be great with women too....
That description speaks to me on a spiritual level.
RIP in Pepperoni Jerma, you were the TRUE potion master...
This guff again? God damnit. 10/10
7.8/10 Too much guff.
+Ginger Dwarf
JERMA IS DED
NOT BIG SURPRISE
+ThatScottishDude _ RIP
3:40 - the clip that made me watch Jerma for the first time
3:52 made me laugh more than I have in the past month.
6:00 Looks like your knife is dull, you have to sharpen it.
6:38 Jerma tries the new McDonald's Grimace milkshake
my potions are too strong for you traveler
Potion seller, I require your strongest potions
I'm going into BATTLE
3:25 "YEASS!"
"We're gonna play all the wonderbook games!" *doesnt play them all*
He fucking died.
deablo 8982 good joke. I just watched him stream today
When you forget the events that occurred in the video you commented on.
Never change.
another wonder book episode, another intense sobbing/laughing attack.
WHEN HE PUT THE WATER IN THE CALDRON XD
OHOHOOHO THAT'S FINE!
The flinging of the fish had me bits and bobs
That unicorn scene though. XD
I used to be a master of potions, but that was before the plague hit.
+Corvo Attano That was before the fire nation attacked...
That was before I got a arrow to the knee........................
5:55 Can we take some time to appreciate the way he says it
Oh god, this video had me in tears! Great work as always, Jerma.
Potion master, I am going into battle and I am in need of your strongest potions.
+Ihaz Noame no
I'm pretty sure "try to get some of it in the cauldron" is the new "YOU NEED TO TURN THE WONDERBOOK THE RIGHT WAY UP"
Rip buffed Jerma
he's getting a lil pudgy right?
+Crest Gallium HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Scatter those lovingly gathering ingredients everywhere, not worry. OHHH THAT'S FINE
i hope you milk that ambulance stock footage until everyone hates it
Jerma985 death count: 2
+Billbert Baggins yes
3, he also died when he fell down the stairs and broke literally every single bone in his body after he landed on a pile of McDonald's Happy Meal Shotguns.
I tired brewing these potions but I got arrested for Crystal Meth possession
7:04 Jerma strait shot his neighbor for that gag
Jerma is dead and Star is in jail, what else could happen now?
Reading the description, it's nice to know I was not the only apothecary in the making during childhood.
Oh ho ho that's *fine*!
"OOOH THATS FINE, OH WHAT A MESS, OOOH THATS FINE"
Nohoho~ That's fine!
+Nurse Valentine Ne, ist es nicht. Er hätte Doffy töten können.
Give it another BASH!
Jerma this is the second time you've died. And Grandpa still doesn't have his french fries.
I was fucking eating when I was watching this. Best mistake of my life.
3:00 New hitsound
Before Jerma played and made TF2 commentaries, now he just dies every video.
Think I laughed myself into a stroke watching these Wonder Book videos
I live for Jerma uploads
I loved how the dog is watching the leach suck your blood.
4:20 the original bottle flip
That potion was pretty good.
Jerma what do you think about your boyfriend being in prison?
+Caravan of Noobs who is his "boyfriend"? sorry if i sound like an idiot.
+0wen0t00li0 dj ster
Brittson Clover Star was arrested?
+0wen0t00li0 hes talking about star_ who is currently in jail(fake) for posting 3 silly mods videos in a row
Batclank OH YEAH. I FEEL STUPID
Oh, that's fine! Scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere, not to worry.
_I need that wand.._
"Oh what you thought I wasn't going to do all the wonder book games?" What, you thought we wouldn't make you?
Needs more HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+Derpsider agreed he feeds the trolls but completely ignores the reptilians thats racisssssst HISSSSS
I fucking died when he scared the unicorn. XD
OMG JERMA DIED AGAIN!!! Dude, what's it like on the other side? Are there more wonderbooks?
+Halliwedge There are some who say that Jerma is enchanted, such that a brand new Wonderbook will be conjured by his every death.
That ambulance joke isn't ever going to be old.
THERES BLOOD IN THE FOOD!!
ohohohoho, that's FINE
+justin4018 I can't wait for the November dork potions!
THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX
#LOOTGET
"You didn't think we were gonna play every single wonderbook game?" Oh shit.
There's blood in the potion!
#Lootget
Jerma the only RUclipsr that can be dead for months, and still have fans that come back. You should be thankful that you have such loyal fans
Jerma still more beautiful than last video god dammit! Stop being gorgeous.
Star has his truck punchline, now Jerma has his ambulance punchline
OH ThAT's FiNe!!!
"There's blood inside this potion! There's blood inside this potion! The potion was just blood!"
im gay
+familyphotoshoot same tbh
congrats
now go do that
Ok
No your not, their are only 2 gay people in the world right now so u lying
god damn it jerma, STOP DYING IRL
Star finally drove Jerma insane
Ohhohoho! That's fine! Scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere.
First he dies of metal gear overload, then dies falling down the stairs, and now potion poisoning.
Literally the most glorious Jerma video of all time.
Jerma: you didnt think we were gonna play every wonderbook game?
Me: oh i knew, ive been waiting
I AM IN NEED OF YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
Oh, that's fine! Scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere, not to worry!
Oh that's FINE! Scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere!
1:12 at some point i was expecting him to chuck the book at the wall like he did with the dinosaur book
I feel every Jerma video should end with the ambulance scene.
notice how jerma starts playing in the morning, and by the end of the video is already night
Man, it sure is helpful that the same crew of emergency vehicles check jermas house everyone in a while, otherwise he might be dead.
I hope every Jerma video from now on ends with that ambulance clip.
The fucking scream when you cut your finger made me cry from laughter.