I Tasted Medium-Rare Desserts

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Комментарии • 633

  • @Undercover_chef
    @Undercover_chef 11 часов назад +622

    He’s burning the food that’s meant to be eaten raw and leaving the stuff that needs baking half-done! A true rule breaker… a real bad boy!

  • @MeatDoctor
    @MeatDoctor 11 часов назад +1002

    People spend so long wondering if they could, that they never stopped to consider if they should.

    • @kaitsukama
      @kaitsukama 11 часов назад +9

      Sounds like something you'd find in a rap

    • @Smartang
      @Smartang 11 часов назад +8

      The more I read this, the more I’m confused

    • @sonakshiawasthi
      @sonakshiawasthi 11 часов назад +6

      If we know anything about this channel, if Future Canoe can, Future Canoe will 😅

    • @britishcrow
      @britishcrow 10 часов назад +8

      @@Smartangwhat you confused about?

    • @shemoveswithapurpose
      @shemoveswithapurpose 10 часов назад +4

      @@kaitsukama jurassic park

  • @sumitsstudyhub5895
    @sumitsstudyhub5895 12 часов назад +585

    future canoe is the only channel that makes you think I could do it

    • @unturned6066
      @unturned6066 9 часов назад +11

      Ironically this inspires me to make my own food more😂

    • @TheAceOfFire
      @TheAceOfFire 9 часов назад +4

      Hey! I too believe you can do it!

    • @alrighty1815
      @alrighty1815 8 часов назад

      You got this!

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 8 часов назад

      future canoe makes me feel the indignant “i could totally do better than that”

    • @abdulazizalnuqaydan1464
      @abdulazizalnuqaydan1464 7 часов назад +3

      he is like the mobile ads that plays like shit to annoy you to do better

  • @Rot_In_Bed
    @Rot_In_Bed 11 часов назад +197

    Ligma Fork you will be missed 🕊️

  • @iamb0r3dok
    @iamb0r3dok 11 часов назад +421

    Mate I died at the brownie flip haha, good shit

    • @tomibby
      @tomibby 11 часов назад +7

      in all the ways

    • @kevkv1
      @kevkv1 10 часов назад +6

      that shit was crazy

    • @SamVimes27
      @SamVimes27 10 часов назад +4

      Honestly the most I laughed because of a RUclips video in a very long time.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 7 часов назад

      *plop*

  • @Aleenah_
    @Aleenah_ 12 часов назад +301

    Its not burnt but BEAUTIFULLY CHARRED !!

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 9 часов назад

      That's the way I love my food...maybe a little less burning but still very well done ❤

    • @Aleenah_
      @Aleenah_ 9 часов назад +1

      @AnaMaria.Nova9 you're my soulmate then !!

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 9 часов назад

      @Aleenah_ finally I found my people!

  • @braincabbage
    @braincabbage 9 часов назад +38

    it's like you've been lulling us into a sense of safety with a lot of successful cooking lately, so we needed a video like this as a wake-up call

  • @themilkmanvisitsyourmom8322
    @themilkmanvisitsyourmom8322 12 часов назад +222

    He's got a handmixer,he's evolving

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber 9 часов назад +1

      How's he gonna beat it on the couch now?! 😢

    • @momo_kaizer5880
      @momo_kaizer5880 8 часов назад

      ​@@LawNerdAmberhe will beat it on the kitchen counter from now on

    • @DakumunDahBat
      @DakumunDahBat 8 часов назад

      @@LawNerdAmber turbo charged beating

  • @nectarade
    @nectarade 9 часов назад +14

    The only thing that was actually medium rare were the brownies. I'm shocked and flabbergasted that you didn't just parbake the carrot cake in a similar way, or partially fry the churros and apple fritters.

  • @cobaltchromee7533
    @cobaltchromee7533 8 часов назад +24

    We're going back to the roots with this one! I haven't felt sick while watching your videos in a while, but that carrot cake reassured me that you're still the same, old yourself

  • @ragulkarthik7018
    @ragulkarthik7018 11 часов назад +108

    Whole video was a excuse to use up the rest of ritz crackers

  • @ItsJustRachel.
    @ItsJustRachel. 12 часов назад +186

    You are truly a Rare breed Canoe lol

    • @FutureCanoe
      @FutureCanoe  11 часов назад +160

      Medium rare breed?

    • @insanejughead
      @insanejughead 11 часов назад +9

      Whose videos are always well done, too.

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula 11 часов назад +4

      ​@@FutureCanoebread 🍞

    • @tanushshetty5588
      @tanushshetty5588 8 часов назад +2

      ​@@FutureCanoeNah man you fully cooked. But I love it.😂

    • @Noxerox
      @Noxerox 6 часов назад

      Bread 🥖​@@FutureCanoe

  • @kidjak3128
    @kidjak3128 12 часов назад +127

    Medium rare bake goods just hit differently on sum nights; I can’t explain it

    • @fanticoo
      @fanticoo 11 часов назад +1

      especially after u walk in on your parents doing the deed whilst you're on your way to.get the rare bake brownies from the kitchen counter

    • @Himathyyy
      @Himathyyy 11 часов назад +3

      Yea, that salmonella really do be hitting

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 10 часов назад +4

      ​@@fanticoo what

    • @bickbak
      @bickbak 10 часов назад +2

      Its that "I want something sweet to eat but i don't want to wait anymore so kinda baked is good enough" type of mood

    • @SickPillow
      @SickPillow 10 часов назад

      @@Himathyyy You never had salmonella, your friends never had salmonella, the guy at the gym eating raw eggs never had salmonella.

  • @mikassaakermann5561
    @mikassaakermann5561 11 часов назад +53

    "I do whatever I want hmph!"
    So sassy 😂❤

  • @xXxXxXxAllianaxXxXxX
    @xXxXxXxAllianaxXxXxX 12 часов назад +73

    I’m already concerned from the title alone, my guy

    • @mjjba1457
      @mjjba1457 10 часов назад

      I think there are not enough X's in your username

  • @revengeofshadow9353
    @revengeofshadow9353 11 часов назад +63

    We gotta have all the components of a tiramusu. Yet no mention of coffee.

  • @drummerkingrulez672
    @drummerkingrulez672 9 часов назад +30

    Hey im just letting you know that "better help" has done some shady stuff over the years and you should probably start distancing yourself from the company.

    • @byuukki69
      @byuukki69 6 часов назад

      who cares money is money. you need a therapist get one don’t use an online substitute like a retard

  • @Jchao88
    @Jchao88 11 часов назад +18

    Brownie flip = Cinematic Masterpiece

  • @emptyforrest
    @emptyforrest 10 часов назад +5

    medium rare brownies is actually kinda a thing in sweden. not exactly brownies but they are called kladdkaka translated to sticky cake. its a crusty chocolate cake with a sticky center (NOT RUNNY!)

  • @vipeyboii
    @vipeyboii 11 часов назад +39

    13:25 Bro did not put the ingredients on the screen 😭🙏🏾

  • @kook8473
    @kook8473 11 часов назад +52

    4:15 I'm pretty sure he... just made custard. That's literally custard.

    • @MichaelCielo1827
      @MichaelCielo1827 10 часов назад +3

      That's what I said!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kylemackinnon5696
      @kylemackinnon5696 7 часов назад +1

      No its "medium rare creme brule" did you not watch the video??

    • @kook8473
      @kook8473 6 часов назад

      @@kylemackinnon5696 Look at the ingredients for creme brulee. Then look at the ingredients for custard. You may see some similarities.

  • @zacharyzimdars9241
    @zacharyzimdars9241 11 часов назад +13

    This is the most diabolical video he has done. It is a work of art. Feels like we are watching da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa.

  • @fukaze2021
    @fukaze2021 11 часов назад +28

    FutureCanoe with handmixer is basically like digimon evolving to have more machinery on their body

  • @katrina2622
    @katrina2622 10 часов назад +25

    3:09 😭 oh my god I didn’t know where this was going based on how it sounded. He definitely knew what he was doing.

  • @canan.e
    @canan.e 10 часов назад +7

    I really love the little heartfelt messages at the end 🥹

  • @alrighty1815
    @alrighty1815 8 часов назад +3

    I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned it before, but humor-wise, you're the food content creator equivalent of Will Tennyson. Love you guys' sense of humor!

  • @FreddiePotato
    @FreddiePotato 11 часов назад +19

    14:05 LMAO that one person who said 'i can't think of anything but I wanna be in the video '😂😂😂

    • @chaoguy37
      @chaoguy37 8 часов назад +2

      yeah hes pretty funny (im him)

    • @FreddiePotato
      @FreddiePotato 8 часов назад +2

      @chaoguy37 ggs, it worked lmao

  • @lowintellecttrash6737
    @lowintellecttrash6737 7 часов назад +2

    Medium rare churros exist
    prob make a thick churro and fry it at a higher temp, allowing the crust to cook faster while the batter remains medium rare
    (or at least the latter)

  • @Comedykingdom69420
    @Comedykingdom69420 12 часов назад +150

    What would rare brownies look like

  • @alexfrog1
    @alexfrog1 11 часов назад +10

    15:54 I learned that Med Rare deserts are best cooked inside a loaf pan. Especially if it's a cake. Ok, Thank You 😉

  • @jaredg.27
    @jaredg.27 11 часов назад +4

    I was truly unprepared for the surge of emotions demonstrated during the carrot cake-ish section! amazing video :)

  • @tshiamophoko3049
    @tshiamophoko3049 11 часов назад +7

    2:42 I laughed hard, bro... I laughed really hard 😂😂😂

  • @BDa_Silva
    @BDa_Silva 11 часов назад +18

    2:52 caught me off guard, lol.

  • @djsmeguk
    @djsmeguk 11 часов назад +11

    5:00 it's custard. Pour it over a warm apple pie.

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h 8 часов назад

      Straight up like that is good too, 5/10 is diabolical. We eat it over homemade cakes.

  • @DerekSmit
    @DerekSmit 7 часов назад +1

    You need more unhinged stuff like this, really enjoyed this one.

  • @lIIllIlIII
    @lIIllIlIII 11 часов назад +10

    Who told this man to sous vide desserts😭

  • @yanfeiCat
    @yanfeiCat 12 часов назад +27

    always a good day when canoe posts

  • @Mcloviin-tw6ph
    @Mcloviin-tw6ph 8 часов назад +2

    Boiled carrot cake is something you'd find in a depression era cooking book

  • @2amwqlfie
    @2amwqlfie 11 часов назад +5

    future canoe is like the only cooking channel i watch hes just so relateable Keep it up ❤

  • @Herio7
    @Herio7 11 часов назад +20

    Only logical step is rare desserts

    • @insanejughead
      @insanejughead 11 часов назад +4

      Take all ingredients, eat them raw, jump up and down for 5 mins, and finish off by spending an hour in a hot tub.

  • @The_Forseti
    @The_Forseti 9 часов назад +6

    It’s fuckin’ raw

  • @Granlusofc
    @Granlusofc 11 часов назад +4

    Futurecanoe is singlehandedly raising the ksi music views alone, that's insane 😂

  • @PunnuCooks
    @PunnuCooks 11 часов назад +3

    The only saving grace of this entire videos insanity is the outro don't be too sad goddamn that was such a pure insanity rollercoaster 😭😭

  • @lazyhuman9724
    @lazyhuman9724 11 часов назад +4

    Ultron was right… the carrot cake was just diabolical 💀

  • @KJH77
    @KJH77 8 часов назад

    i’ve never and i mean never been this emotionally confused watching a cooking video. pls never change ily

  • @notachainlinkfence480
    @notachainlinkfence480 10 часов назад +1

    You should bring your uncle on one of these video. You seem to have some fond memories of him. Wholesome uncle-nephew interactions

  • @morbidzombii
    @morbidzombii 12 часов назад +13

    missed out on medium rare cookies, love them crunchy on the outside soft goofy in the middle

    • @sakana12500
      @sakana12500 11 часов назад

      My girlfriend calls me soft and goofy

  • @frogwithafez3977
    @frogwithafez3977 6 часов назад

    You're breaking new ground on creating genuine dessert soups. Truly innovative

  • @DJ_LampShady
    @DJ_LampShady 11 часов назад +1

    I'm a new sub and have binging your videos. The commentary in this one was on point and gave me several laugh out loud moments. Also the brownie flip was gold.

  • @yousufjalili2467
    @yousufjalili2467 7 часов назад +1

    “Already been digested for you” 😭😭😭

  • @CelticShae
    @CelticShae 11 часов назад +1

    My friend, keep pushing the boundaries of weirdness and absurdity. But, also, the other less insane things you do are great, too. So happy to be on this journey with you. Happy holidays.

  • @jackalope_butchery
    @jackalope_butchery 7 часов назад +1

    The liquid creme brulee makes me think of the concoction the butler makes for the kittens in The Aristocats.

  • @DronSkyhawk
    @DronSkyhawk 6 часов назад

    In Hungary, we have a very similar dessert to your "creme brulee" called madártej (bird milk), just use milk instead of heavy cream. It uses the egg whites as a topping, you just need stiff peaks with a little sugar and cook it on a double boiler. It's really good, your version reminded me of this.

  • @thebard20
    @thebard20 7 часов назад

    One of the most unique cooking videos I've seen in a long time

  • @Aleenah_
    @Aleenah_ 10 часов назад +2

    He is speaking with so many emotions and with so much speed that I'd check the playback speed if it was 1.25x

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 11 часов назад +12

    I haven't eaten anything in 2 days, maybe this video will motivate me.

    • @Alex_...34565
      @Alex_...34565 11 часов назад +2

      Hey, please at lest eat a snack

    • @FreddiePotato
      @FreddiePotato 11 часов назад +4

      Thats not very good for you, you know

    • @brokoly2010
      @brokoly2010 11 часов назад

      @@FreddiePotatooh really? You learn smth new every day

    • @FreddiePotato
      @FreddiePotato 11 часов назад +2

      @@brokoly2010 i was sarcastic mann, dont become toxic immediately 😭

    • @broccloi
      @broccloi 10 часов назад

      Update?

  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis 12 часов назад +11

    But when will you try the large-mythical desserts

  • @layne4002
    @layne4002 6 часов назад +1

    medium rare pancakes. just trust. and put chocolate chips on top

  • @strayngest
    @strayngest 7 часов назад +1

    the desserts might be medium rare but the video is absolutely well done

  • @Im.B0r3d_rawr
    @Im.B0r3d_rawr 10 часов назад +1

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO SINCE MEDIUM RARE CORNBREAD

  • @EatCarbs
    @EatCarbs 8 часов назад

    My problem is the half-cooked lacks texture and crispiness. That being said.. I do want some brownies and/or some cheesecake.
    Thanks for the video and have a Merry Christmas

  • @ExarduffmanTheFirst
    @ExarduffmanTheFirst 7 часов назад

    I would definitely need therapy after trying some of your food, that's after I'm released from hospital from gastro intestinal poisoning of course!

  • @AsiahNaiel
    @AsiahNaiel 11 часов назад +8

    imagine : medium rare ice cream 💀

  • @Firespark81
    @Firespark81 8 часов назад

    Fantastic video. Hand me crackin up. For sure want to see more content like this. Dont hold back on the crazy. Crazy is good!

  • @PandaGaming-wp9fc
    @PandaGaming-wp9fc 10 часов назад +1

    2:01 thats the real future, maschines will do the handbeating. Im looking forward to it >.>

  • @pacho6821
    @pacho6821 11 часов назад +2

    Normal tiramisù is already a mixture or raw ingredients, savoiardi aside (the cookies)

  • @Jordan-hh9ui
    @Jordan-hh9ui 7 часов назад +1

    it's like a medium rare steak, you should sear them !

  • @alibitar8883
    @alibitar8883 10 часов назад

    what you should have done is cook them as they are usually cooked but leave them a little undercooked like you did with the brownie

  • @oikkuoek
    @oikkuoek 7 часов назад

    My personal favorite was the 1 hour per bag in hot water, just to get it mildly warm. That is commitment. Now, could you just slam the goop into a frying pan and cook it like an omelette? It would shorten the time for at least 50 minutes, while having all the textures and stages of glaze in it.

  • @j_comestol
    @j_comestol 10 часов назад

    I feel like the shows of emotion are becoming more usual. Thank you Canoe for being more human every single day. You can do it

  • @Makri9
    @Makri9 9 часов назад

    Love it. This is what i need more of in my life. Cheers my dude.

  • @MimiVonVignol
    @MimiVonVignol 11 часов назад +3

    Tiramisù it's usally made with raw ingredients and it's eaten like that

  • @LarsTheFarce
    @LarsTheFarce 11 часов назад +1

    Futurecanoe makes me question my existence as a cook.

  • @dusa-
    @dusa- 8 часов назад

    Love you bro, keep it up and have a great holidays!

  • @blueglue7567
    @blueglue7567 11 часов назад +2

    Canoe betrayed the light fork by buying a handmixer

  • @anasalzahrani9412
    @anasalzahrani9412 11 часов назад +2

    I'm so happy because the outro song is back

  • @TheAuDHDVegan
    @TheAuDHDVegan 7 часов назад

    I used to be a server at a diner, and I had a regular that always requested her salmon rare.

  • @EdenAlley-TheChristFollower
    @EdenAlley-TheChristFollower 7 часов назад

    Futurecanoe PLS POST MOREEEE I MISSED YOU

  • @SebastianVogel-j9u
    @SebastianVogel-j9u 7 часов назад

    Thank you for posting, im rly sick rn with a horrible fever and ik you probably wont see this but thank you for posting

  • @_Tallychart_
    @_Tallychart_ 7 часов назад

    yess I've been waiting for this one!!!

  • @dardinoz
    @dardinoz 6 часов назад

    That "Tiramisu" is a crime.
    I'm loving it.

  • @KiySeph
    @KiySeph 9 часов назад

    Bro took his failures and made them into a new cuisine. Truly our renaissance man of the modern cooking era.

  • @Variant231
    @Variant231 8 часов назад

    This is the content I subscribed for

  • @Pajusz95
    @Pajusz95 7 часов назад +1

    I'v seen people in the zoo walk in the Lion cgage to get the fallen kid out of there, but calling this brownie "medium" is 10 times more brave

  • @dragodestructor1060
    @dragodestructor1060 11 часов назад +2

    We got future canao using hand mixture before GTA 6

  • @ProfessionalEggCracker
    @ProfessionalEggCracker 11 часов назад +3

    He didn’t beat it on the couch 😢

  • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
    @corneliusmcmuffin3256 7 часов назад

    Medium rare brownie is just, the optimal way to cook a brownie.

  • @xurazen_val
    @xurazen_val 11 часов назад

    it feels too good to end the day with your video!

  • @WiseAcres-i4d
    @WiseAcres-i4d 11 часов назад

    1:13 Sugar is considered a Wet Ingredient.
    1:23 cream the Sugar and Butter before adding Eggs... like adding Sugar to Whipped Cream after it's whipped or it won't Whip.

  • @mentalforge
    @mentalforge 8 часов назад

    If that Tasty brownie recipe is the one I’m thinking of, then fun fact: that is ALSO an Alvin Zhou recipe, from when he worked for Tasty.

  • @rhuspimentel
    @rhuspimentel 6 часов назад

    We want more of these unusual prep

  • @glavny_negodyai
    @glavny_negodyai 11 часов назад +2

    Finally, he uses real diary products instead of random sketchy white substances

  • @Ryuko21
    @Ryuko21 12 часов назад +1

    excited to see how u medium rare a tiramisu TT, real talent right there

  • @selenaikea3029
    @selenaikea3029 6 часов назад

    Baklava dates back to pre-Ottoman times. Baklava is a symbol of culinary artistry in various regions, from the Middle East to the Balkans. Baklava is originally from Turkey, Greece, and the Middle East, but it was brought to Hungary by Turkish invaders during the 16th century. Hungary revised it and made it part of their culture as the strudel.

  • @ethanhambert8732
    @ethanhambert8732 12 часов назад +1

    Futurecanoe and nick uploaded in the same hour!

  • @Hungriest7
    @Hungriest7 11 часов назад +4

    11:15 NPC EMOTION

  • @BlakeMage243
    @BlakeMage243 10 часов назад +1

    I appreciate FutureCanoe making up for all of the good looking dishes he's been making lately, by doing a lightning round of God awful shit

  • @person35790
    @person35790 10 часов назад

    I have a bunch of cooking this week, this helps lower my expectations 😂

  • @DBradshaw25
    @DBradshaw25 9 часов назад

    I love the commentary on the videos 😂

  • @ilymahi
    @ilymahi 8 часов назад

    that tiramisu is grounds to put u in JAIL