I Tasted Medium-Rare Desserts

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

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  • @braincabbage
    @braincabbage Месяц назад +3154

    it's like you've been lulling us into a sense of safety with a lot of successful cooking lately, so we needed a video like this as a wake-up call

    • @saracrhs
      @saracrhs Месяц назад +36

      omg 😭😭😭

    • @Violetsong222
      @Violetsong222 Месяц назад +8

      These are the ones I like best!

  • @swit1905
    @swit1905 Месяц назад +1038

    "No-bake" cheesecakes exist yet this man went out of his way to make a regular cheesecake, half-baked. The commitment is off the charts and I salute you sir 🙏

    • @arcanask
      @arcanask 13 дней назад +1

      No-bake cheesecake is just cheese jello.

    • @GoogleSucks-j4o
      @GoogleSucks-j4o 10 дней назад

      Exactly, he def went all out 😂😂😂

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 дня назад

      no-bake cheesecake is just a pie

    • @Liliththelizard
      @Liliththelizard День назад

      It can't be half cooked if it isn't cooked.

  • @Undercover_chef
    @Undercover_chef Месяц назад +4526

    He’s burning the food that’s meant to be eaten raw and leaving the stuff that needs baking half-done! A true rule breaker… a real bad boy!

    • @unturned6066
      @unturned6066 Месяц назад +117

      Or a... batter boy?

    • @1969_chevy_fn
      @1969_chevy_fn Месяц назад

      200 like.

    • @Hawk_Bro
      @Hawk_Bro Месяц назад +38

      charring*

    • @chillbite_i9
      @chillbite_i9 Месяц назад +24

      @@Hawk_Bro blackening*

    • @camishere4584
      @camishere4584 Месяц назад

      ​@chillbite_i9 my nigga my nigga my nigga!
      thats a nice jacket you got on papi

  • @bunnybeats08
    @bunnybeats08 Месяц назад +274

    as a disability support worker, I have a few clients with eating difficulties who can only eat food like the one in this video. It’s really hard to find food that still tastes nice at that consistency, and to give them a wide range of foods to eat. I appreciate you experimenting with food, and I feel with a bit of tweaking (and some more salmonella precautions), these could become some simple desserts for people with eating difficulties who can no longer eat the cooked version of these desserts. Keep it up

    • @imenzarrouk1448
      @imenzarrouk1448 Месяц назад +1

      I hope you’re not being serious.

    • @The_Yukki
      @The_Yukki Месяц назад +71

      ​@@imenzarrouk1448there are people out there who cant exactly eat solid food, for variety of reasons. I myself had to eat pures for two months, and boy do I have to tell you baby food gets boring real fast, after a week or so you start missing chewing food...

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 26 дней назад +23

      ​@@The_Yukkias someone who had to live off baby food as well, I fully agree. There's only so many baby foods you can eat before you just would rather not eat

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 26 дней назад +9

      Thank you for your hard work.
      Silken tofu, gelatin, cottage cheese, greek yogurt, and egg are all good neutral bases for adding others flavors if they can't have a lot of carbs but they need some protein.
      I'm one of those disabled ppl who has trouble with a lot of solid food 🙂👋

    • @treubaking
      @treubaking 25 дней назад +1

      @@The_Yukki No i'm also confused if they're being serious by asking canoe to tweak this for those people as if he's gonna go out and sell them all 😭

  • @MeatDoctor
    @MeatDoctor Месяц назад +5226

    People spend so long wondering if they could, that they never stopped to consider if they should.

    • @kaitsukama
      @kaitsukama Месяц назад +41

      Sounds like something you'd find in a rap

    • @Smartang
      @Smartang Месяц назад +41

      The more I read this, the more I’m confused

    • @sonakshiawasthi
      @sonakshiawasthi Месяц назад +27

      If we know anything about this channel, if Future Canoe can, Future Canoe will 😅

    • @britishcrow
      @britishcrow Месяц назад +18

      @@Smartangwhat you confused about?

    • @shemoveswithapurpose
      @shemoveswithapurpose Месяц назад +19

      @@kaitsukama jurassic park

  • @cobaltchromee7533
    @cobaltchromee7533 Месяц назад +1073

    We're going back to the roots with this one! I haven't felt sick while watching your videos in a while, but that carrot cake reassured me that you're still the same, old yourself

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Месяц назад +20

      I feel sick every time seeing him get sponsored by BetterHelp.

    • @chubster3271
      @chubster3271 15 дней назад +2

      @@LordDragox412someone should tell him

  • @sumitsstudyhub5895
    @sumitsstudyhub5895 Месяц назад +2559

    future canoe is the only channel that makes you think I could do it

    • @unturned6066
      @unturned6066 Месяц назад +53

      Ironically this inspires me to make my own food more😂

    • @TheAceOfFire
      @TheAceOfFire Месяц назад +11

      Hey! I too believe you can do it!

    • @alrighty1815
      @alrighty1815 Месяц назад +4

      You got this!

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 Месяц назад +9

      future canoe makes me feel the indignant “i could totally do better than that”

    • @abdulazizalnuqaydan1464
      @abdulazizalnuqaydan1464 Месяц назад +15

      he is like the mobile ads that plays like shit to annoy you to do better

  • @Mcloviin-tw6ph
    @Mcloviin-tw6ph Месяц назад +630

    Boiled carrot cake is something you'd find in a depression era cooking book

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Месяц назад +6

      Water pie was a real thing

    • @sidasterdisaster
      @sidasterdisaster 27 дней назад +1

      @@hamburgerhamburgerv2
      *water pie IS a real thing
      It’s alright. Not as good as an actual pie, but when you’re out of ingredients it’s a step up from cinnamon sugar toast.

    • @xavierbrown4051
      @xavierbrown4051 26 дней назад

      Hear me out, where I'm from boiled/steamed golden syrup pud is a classic.

  • @ragulkarthik7018
    @ragulkarthik7018 Месяц назад +736

    Whole video was a excuse to use up the rest of ritz crackers

  • @mayavil
    @mayavil Месяц назад +185

    There's no way i see a betterhelp sponsorship at the end of 2024.....
    I was almost convinced it was a joke segment till i realised its not. Wow.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Месяц назад +39

      Just lost a ton of respect for our boi FC for that. He should know better by now.

    • @I.no.ah.guy57
      @I.no.ah.guy57 Месяц назад +9

      They got to him 😭😭😭😭🤦🏼‍♂️😮‍💨😮‍💨

    • @whynotnofi8278
      @whynotnofi8278 Месяц назад +8

      Get over yourself.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Месяц назад

      @@WobblesandBean DoucheCanoe cares not from where the blood money flows, only that it does.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Месяц назад +12

      DoucheCanoe cares not from where the money flows, only that it does...

  • @iamb0r3dok
    @iamb0r3dok Месяц назад +1728

    Mate I died at the brownie flip haha, good shit

    • @tomibby
      @tomibby Месяц назад +27

      in all the ways

    • @kevkv1
      @kevkv1 Месяц назад +21

      that shit was crazy

    • @SamVimes27
      @SamVimes27 Месяц назад +28

      Honestly the most I laughed because of a RUclips video in a very long time.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies Месяц назад +5

      *plop*

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce Месяц назад +3

      Just made a big lava cake... for 1.

  • @Weed8Gone
    @Weed8Gone Месяц назад +248

    I'm seeing these better health ads all over utoob the last few days. I guess they were only laying low for a couple of months until the heat was off.

    • @2shotsofvodka965
      @2shotsofvodka965 Месяц назад +13

      Right? I thought it was just me

    • @DCCXXjay
      @DCCXXjay Месяц назад +47

      Kinda gross that RUclipsrs are still taking their sponsorships to be honest

    • @captainship5385
      @captainship5385 Месяц назад +14

      @@DCCXXjay I don't think they are taking them actively, it might be a old sponsor that FCanoe can't just get rid of.

    • @pinkrobot8147
      @pinkrobot8147 Месяц назад +1

      @DCCXXjay he maybe just didnt know

    • @DCCXXjay
      @DCCXXjay Месяц назад +21

      @ if you’re selling a product to potentially millions of people you should do some basic research beforehand. It’s irresponsible not to.

  • @Rot_In_Bed
    @Rot_In_Bed Месяц назад +1036

    Ligma Fork you will be missed 🕊️

    • @marwanplus
      @marwanplus Месяц назад +13

      what happened to it

    • @DerpyGamerzz
      @DerpyGamerzz Месяц назад +48

      @marwanplusit probably broke, he doesn’t use whisks at all and in this video I don’t think it’s appeared

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat Месяц назад +57

      🎵 in the arms of the angles 🎵

    • @chainsaw_dog
      @chainsaw_dog Месяц назад +9

      @@hurgcat angles?

    • @mr.wretchfromthebackrooms2468
      @mr.wretchfromthebackrooms2468 Месяц назад +23

      They didn't stutter ​@@chainsaw_dog

  • @DatBoiUKno
    @DatBoiUKno Месяц назад +95

    Better help hasn’t gotten any better. Don’t do this man.

  • @Aleenah_
    @Aleenah_ Месяц назад +784

    Its not burnt but BEAUTIFULLY CHARRED !!

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 Месяц назад +2

      That's the way I love my food...maybe a little less burning but still very well done ❤

    • @Aleenah_
      @Aleenah_ Месяц назад +2

      @AnaMaria.Nova9 you're my soulmate then !!

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 Месяц назад +1

      @Aleenah_ finally I found my people!

    • @liana8824
      @liana8824 Месяц назад +1

      I like my carne asada BEAUTIFULLY CHARRED!

    • @andrewpardue3324
      @andrewpardue3324 Месяц назад +2

      That’s the true secret 🤫 to the best flavour! Mmm 😋... I like Everything well done, even in a fancy restaurant I’ve literally had the chef come right out of the kitchen and directly ask me himself “ 🤔 are you sure ?” Yes I am, cook it medium well at the very least good sir! 😄

  • @Condogsblog
    @Condogsblog Месяц назад +206

    10:46 "Also like...Can you guys take it easy..." NO. Looks like something that comes out both ends looking the same

  • @nectarade
    @nectarade Месяц назад +267

    The only thing that was actually medium rare were the brownies. I'm shocked and flabbergasted that you didn't just parbake the carrot cake in a similar way, or partially fry the churros and apple fritters.

    • @av8213
      @av8213 Месяц назад +30

      that’s what i thought, like medium rare steak is still fried, not sous vide’d. watching the same process of mixing stuff and putting it in a bag gets repetitive. but still good video

    • @nectarade
      @nectarade Месяц назад +11

      @ Yeah no I’ll watch this guy do pretty much anything but I was kinda disappointed that most of the batters didn’t really get a chance to shine in their medium rareness.

    • @oo8962
      @oo8962 Месяц назад +5

      ​@nectaradeyeah most of these isn't medium rare, it's straight up liquid 😭

  • @Wyzai
    @Wyzai Месяц назад +54

    Nooo. Not better help again. It's somewhere between a scam and a criminal enterprise. Let's just not.

  • @mikassaakermann5561
    @mikassaakermann5561 Месяц назад +270

    "I do whatever I want hmph!"
    So sassy 😂❤

  • @MistakenGenius9000
    @MistakenGenius9000 Месяц назад +58

    An old Italian man died the second you finished scratching "tiramisu" on that ziplock

    • @simplylokaamv3541
      @simplylokaamv3541 Месяц назад +1

      i am Egyptian and my soul died a little

    • @annieevelyn3112
      @annieevelyn3112 Месяц назад +3

      An Italian child died when he added the Ritz in place of the lady fingers!

  • @ItsJustRachel.
    @ItsJustRachel. Месяц назад +491

    You are truly a Rare breed Canoe lol

  • @BUMM1231
    @BUMM1231 Месяц назад +19

    5:07 no not better help, prayers he doesn’t get trapped in there evil hands 🙏

  • @themilkmanvisitsyourmom8322
    @themilkmanvisitsyourmom8322 Месяц назад +588

    He's got a handmixer,he's evolving

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber Месяц назад +22

      How's he gonna beat it on the couch now?! 😢

    • @momo_kaizer5880
      @momo_kaizer5880 Месяц назад

      ​@@LawNerdAmberhe will beat it on the kitchen counter from now on

    • @DakumunDahBat
      @DakumunDahBat Месяц назад

      @@LawNerdAmber turbo charged beating

    • @roberto.herber
      @roberto.herber Месяц назад +7

      This video is not a very great evidence of evolution I think

    • @WillBinge
      @WillBinge Месяц назад

      Forget that, he sous vide crème brule!

  • @katrina2622
    @katrina2622 Месяц назад +146

    3:09 😭 oh my god I didn’t know where this was going based on how it sounded. He definitely knew what he was doing.

    • @sjsequoyah
      @sjsequoyah 16 дней назад

      ...what was the joke?

  • @vipeyboii
    @vipeyboii Месяц назад +246

    13:25 Bro did not put the ingredients on the screen 😭🙏🏾

    • @DJ_is_heem
      @DJ_is_heem Месяц назад +8

      I'm dying bro 😭

    • @Katharina-rp7iq
      @Katharina-rp7iq Месяц назад +9

      He likely can't legally post recipes that are potential health hazards due to salmonella. If someone used his recipe and ended up in the hospital he would be held liable.

    • @ChukwumaDibie
      @ChukwumaDibie Месяц назад +23

      All purpose flour (1 cup)
      Sugar(1/2 cup)
      Baking powder(1 teaspoon)
      Salt(1 teaspoon)
      Cinnamon (1 tablespoon)
      Milk(half cup)
      1 Egg
      Apple sauce(2 tablespoons)
      1 diced Granny Smith apple

    • @LazoGT
      @LazoGT Месяц назад +5

      ​@ChukwumaDibiei respect the hustle

    • @VeryGoodDad
      @VeryGoodDad Месяц назад +2

      ​@ChukwumaDibie drop the measurements king

  • @KJH77
    @KJH77 Месяц назад +19

    i’ve never and i mean never been this emotionally confused watching a cooking video. pls never change ily

  • @FreddiePotato
    @FreddiePotato Месяц назад +118

    14:05 LMAO that one person who said 'i can't think of anything but I wanna be in the video '😂😂😂

    • @chaoguy37
      @chaoguy37 Месяц назад +16

      yeah hes pretty funny (im him)

    • @FreddiePotato
      @FreddiePotato Месяц назад +6

      @chaoguy37 ggs, it worked lmao

  • @derpleyew
    @derpleyew Месяц назад +128

    5:06 NO

    • @georgiawx
      @georgiawx Месяц назад +37

      betterhelp is back it’s over 😔

    • @truckerdave8465
      @truckerdave8465 Месяц назад +11

      Money is money let our boy get his bag

    • @derpleyew
      @derpleyew Месяц назад

      @@truckerdave8465 yeah but this money is money from the company that sells the medical information of clients who pay for the service which doesn’t even guarantee they will be assigned a genuine, authenticated, professional therapist.

    • @georgiawx
      @georgiawx Месяц назад +29

      @@truckerdave8465 have you not heard of how bad betterhelp actually is 💀💀

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 Месяц назад +15

      @@georgiawx Dude, I'm from Brazil. 99% of these sponsorships are absolutely useless for me because they have no support here, whatever the brand is. If this gives money for the dude that I enjoy watching videos for him to make more videos, I'm good with it.

  • @revengeofshadow9353
    @revengeofshadow9353 Месяц назад +206

    We gotta have all the components of a tiramusu. Yet no mention of coffee.

    • @EncontheCrow
      @EncontheCrow Месяц назад +5

      Canoe can't have coffee he's just a little boy, and his parents told him coffee will stunt his growth.

  • @emptyforrest
    @emptyforrest Месяц назад +37

    medium rare brownies is actually kinda a thing in sweden. not exactly brownies but they are called kladdkaka translated to sticky cake. its a crusty chocolate cake with a sticky center (NOT RUNNY!)

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Месяц назад

      It looked pretty similar to my grandma's chocolate fudge pudding, where basically the trick is to just pull it out when it's half done so it's cakey on top and just this side of saucy on bottom.

    • @dhxmg
      @dhxmg Месяц назад +1

      It's actually called mudcake in English, I'm fairly certain.

  • @Jchao88
    @Jchao88 Месяц назад +64

    Brownie flip = Cinematic Masterpiece

  • @canan.e
    @canan.e Месяц назад +22

    I really love the little heartfelt messages at the end 🥹

  • @kidjak3128
    @kidjak3128 Месяц назад +216

    Medium rare bake goods just hit differently on sum nights; I can’t explain it

    • @fanticoo
      @fanticoo Месяц назад +2

      especially after u walk in on your parents doing the deed whilst you're on your way to.get the rare bake brownies from the kitchen counter

    • @Himathyyy
      @Himathyyy Месяц назад +8

      Yea, that salmonella really do be hitting

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games Месяц назад +15

      ​@@fanticoo what

    • @bickbak
      @bickbak Месяц назад +4

      Its that "I want something sweet to eat but i don't want to wait anymore so kinda baked is good enough" type of mood

    • @SickPillow
      @SickPillow Месяц назад +3

      @@Himathyyy You never had salmonella, your friends never had salmonella, the guy at the gym eating raw eggs never had salmonella.

  • @palkchahal8783
    @palkchahal8783 Месяц назад +78

    BetterHelp worst sponsorship final boss back rippp

  • @kook8473
    @kook8473 Месяц назад +189

    4:15 I'm pretty sure he... just made custard. That's literally custard.

    • @MichaelCielo1827
      @MichaelCielo1827 Месяц назад +7

      That's what I said!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kylemackinnon5696
      @kylemackinnon5696 Месяц назад +34

      No its "medium rare creme brule" did you not watch the video??

    • @kook8473
      @kook8473 Месяц назад +7

      @@kylemackinnon5696 Look at the ingredients for creme brulee. Then look at the ingredients for custard. You may see some similarities.

    • @vadsgator78942
      @vadsgator78942 Месяц назад +9

      ​@kook8473Bro, he's just joking.

    • @kook8473
      @kook8473 Месяц назад

      @@vadsgator78942 I think you're right. My bad @kylemackinnon5696

  • @Oginaka
    @Oginaka Месяц назад +36

    "I do whatever I want, HMPH!" Future your emotions are showing.

  • @alexfrog1
    @alexfrog1 Месяц назад +71

    15:54 I learned that Med Rare deserts are best cooked inside a loaf pan. Especially if it's a cake. Ok, Thank You 😉

  • @GITAISH
    @GITAISH Месяц назад +42

    Ahh.. betterhelp.. i hope you do some research on them.

    • @ericyuhhhhh
      @ericyuhhhhh Месяц назад +11

      he wont hes been taking their sponsors for almost a year and all the comments about how bad it is are filtered out and he never reads or responds

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Месяц назад +4

      He does research on how big his wallet will get, and that's the extent. He really should change his name to DoucheCanoe...

  • @zacharyzimdars9241
    @zacharyzimdars9241 Месяц назад +79

    This is the most diabolical video he has done. It is a work of art. Feels like we are watching da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa.

  • @mashumaro_desu
    @mashumaro_desu Месяц назад +55

    0:21 bro living in 202024

  • @xXxXxXxAllianaxXxXxX
    @xXxXxXxAllianaxXxXxX Месяц назад +97

    I’m already concerned from the title alone, my guy

    • @mjjba1457
      @mjjba1457 Месяц назад

      I think there are not enough X's in your username

  • @shadowchu419
    @shadowchu419 Месяц назад +123

    Better help is literally a scam that has been proven not to actually use real licensed therapists! Stop taking a paycheck to promote something that actively makes getting ACTUAL mental health much harder!

    • @ericyuhhhhh
      @ericyuhhhhh Месяц назад +9

      how does this comment have only 4 likes

    • @Rowan2256
      @Rowan2256 Месяц назад +18

      Yep, and the day it came out. I was insanely sceptical on how they're guaranteeing 30,000 CERTIFIED therapists on a online app??, Firstly therapists on such a large scale already sounds ridiculous, and then claiming them to be certificate is mental. Imo considering realistically the actual amount of legally approved therapists and their willingness to provide their services online, I wouldn't believe it to be any more than 400-500 therapists. I feel like any number above that is a stretch

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Месяц назад +3

      Influencers don't care, the BH bag is big enough for them to ignore the FTC settlement.

    • @retunsus-hp1uh
      @retunsus-hp1uh 25 дней назад +2

      @Rowan2256yup, id be very skeptical of any proper therapist opting to do sessions online

  • @lIIllIlIII
    @lIIllIlIII Месяц назад +59

    Who told this man to sous vide desserts😭

    • @XBluDiamondX
      @XBluDiamondX Месяц назад +1

      His roommate

    • @MikoSquiz
      @MikoSquiz Месяц назад +2

      @@XBluDiamondX Roomie finally got sick of his milk &c being used. "You should go ahead and keep some dairy and raw eggs warm for a while and then eat it. That would be a great idea."

  • @broudie2
    @broudie2 Месяц назад +18

    11:15 bro gave it every living compliment, and even showed visible dancing emotion, and ended it with a 4/10 😭

  • @fukaze2021
    @fukaze2021 Месяц назад +59

    FutureCanoe with handmixer is basically like digimon evolving to have more machinery on their body

  • @Phytobiogenes
    @Phytobiogenes Месяц назад +4

    Hey Future Canoe, I know there’s a near zero chance you’ll see this but I also didn’t have a perfect GPA, certainly not an ideal candidate for a graduate program. But I was able to get into a pretty good school and a pretty good grad program. You got this man! It’s scary and stressful and expensive but you got this!

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis Месяц назад +12

    "A loaf of brownie is not a piece of meat"
    - FutureCanoe, 2024

  • @alrighty1815
    @alrighty1815 Месяц назад +20

    I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned it before, but humor-wise, you're the food content creator equivalent of Will Tennyson. Love you guys' sense of humor!

    • @viktorval8398
      @viktorval8398 Месяц назад +2

      Literally the best analogy I've ever heard

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 Месяц назад

      Will Tennyson is good, but he was way better back then, I think when he lived with his mother. Future Canoe is insanely consistent in his content, IMO

  • @jaredg.27
    @jaredg.27 Месяц назад +22

    I was truly unprepared for the surge of emotions demonstrated during the carrot cake-ish section! amazing video :)

  • @PBnJ.
    @PBnJ. Месяц назад +9

    Eesh better help sponsor you’re better than that man. Don’t be sell out.

  • @Hungriest7
    @Hungriest7 Месяц назад +40

    11:15 NPC EMOTION

  • @notengofuturo5940
    @notengofuturo5940 Месяц назад +38

    8:25 someone heard that too?

  • @WaterLily-p1y
    @WaterLily-p1y Месяц назад +3

    Hi! I’m 15, and between managing my studies and preparing for A Levels (I’m squeezing them into just one year-wish me luck! 😅), coffee has become my ultimate pick-me-up. Recently, I crafted what I think is the perfect iced coffee recipe, and I’d love for you to try it out! It’s super simple, and the flavors are amazing-ideal for any coffee lover or even as a cooking project.
    Cinnamon Coffee Syrup
    Ingredients:
    1/2 cup brown sugar
    2 cups water
    3/4 cup brown sugar
    3 cinnamon sticks (5 inches long)
    4 walnuts, chopped
    Directions:
    Melt 1/2 cup brown sugar on medium heat until it bubbles and caramelizes slightly.
    Add 2 cups of water and stir.
    Mix in 3/4 cup brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and walnuts.
    Simmer for about 5 minutes.
    Strain into a bottle or jar and let cool.
    Bonus Tip: Don’t toss the cinnamon sticks! Add them to 1/2 cup of white sugar with 1-2 teaspoons of the syrup. Let it sit for a day or two for cinnamon-infused sugar-perfect for desserts or drinks.
    Best Iced Coffee
    Ingredients:
    1 tablespoon coffee (instant or brewed)
    1 tablespoon cinnamon-infused sugar (optional but worth it!)
    A little less than 1/4 cup hot water
    1 tablespoon cinnamon coffee syrup (or just pour for 3 seconds, trust me)
    1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract (or more if you love it!)
    5-6 ice cubes
    Milk of your choice
    Directions:
    Add the coffee and cinnamon-infused sugar to a tall glass.
    Pour in the hot water and froth it for a bit of foam.
    Mix in the cinnamon syrup and vanilla extract.
    Toss in your ice cubes.
    Fill the glass with milk, stir, and voilà-coffee bliss!
    This coffee has been my lifesaver while balancing life, exams, and everything in between. I’d be over the moon if you featured it in a video! I think your audience would love it too-it’s the perfect blend of sweet, spiced, and refreshing. ☕✨

  • @CMDRChatinNaidoo
    @CMDRChatinNaidoo Месяц назад +6

    7:28 "What have you done."
    I can accept the brownie, but that tiramisu is a war crime.

  • @2amwqlfie
    @2amwqlfie Месяц назад +9

    future canoe is like the only cooking channel i watch hes just so relateable Keep it up ❤

  • @rudetuesday
    @rudetuesday Месяц назад +12

    This is what people get for complaining about the Beautifully Charred food.

  • @CelticShae
    @CelticShae Месяц назад +9

    My friend, keep pushing the boundaries of weirdness and absurdity. But, also, the other less insane things you do are great, too. So happy to be on this journey with you. Happy holidays.

  • @dontmindme6171
    @dontmindme6171 Месяц назад +4

    The whole carrot cake portion had my stomach feeling funny.

  • @dardinoz
    @dardinoz Месяц назад +8

    That "Tiramisu" is a crime.
    I'm loving it.

  • @xodiac-gg7049
    @xodiac-gg7049 Месяц назад +9

    8:50 im dead bruh the way he stepped back🤣🤣🤣 bro did not want to be associated with....that.

  • @DronSkyhawk
    @DronSkyhawk Месяц назад +5

    In Hungary, we have a very similar dessert to your "creme brulee" called madártej (bird milk), just use milk instead of heavy cream. It uses the egg whites as a topping, you just need stiff peaks with a little sugar and cook it on a double boiler. It's really good, your version reminded me of this.

  • @Luchin-san
    @Luchin-san 9 дней назад

    thanks for being you. Like, now you have machines, sponsors, and a lot of experience you didn't had before, but you seem to be the same old FutureCanoe we knew, and that's a relief

  • @aboxoftissues
    @aboxoftissues Месяц назад +3

    Everytime I’m hungry, I watch FutureCanoe’s videos. Then I’m not hungry anymore. Thank you FutureCanoe for solving world hunger!

  • @kimsarah9749
    @kimsarah9749 28 дней назад +1

    The whole episode was diabolical. absolutely love it!

  • @VanillaFace.
    @VanillaFace. Месяц назад +9

    Please don’t pull back on the insanity. It’s why I love your channel

  • @thegreatmoustachio
    @thegreatmoustachio Месяц назад +1

    I don’t know why, but your videos help me with my anxiety. They’re just so comforting. Thank you.

  • @Herio7
    @Herio7 Месяц назад +30

    Only logical step is rare desserts

    • @insanejughead
      @insanejughead Месяц назад +6

      Take all ingredients, eat them raw, jump up and down for 5 mins, and finish off by spending an hour in a hot tub.

  • @jesusrodriguez9174
    @jesusrodriguez9174 Месяц назад +2

    Merry christmas man, I love you!

  • @Ada17190
    @Ada17190 Месяц назад +16

    14:37 No. Dont............

  • @f.f.fabiana
    @f.f.fabiana Месяц назад +8

    This is my first time watching an american style carrot cake (in my country we blend the carrots) being made and now I never want to eat it. Thank you Canoe 🥰

  • @yanfeiCat
    @yanfeiCat Месяц назад +34

    always a good day when canoe posts

  • @davidmorris8333
    @davidmorris8333 Месяц назад +3

    Don't you dare pull back on the insanity. This channel has been the only constant in my life these past few weeks. Maintain the insanity for the sake of my sanity 💗

  • @tshiamophoko3049
    @tshiamophoko3049 Месяц назад +27

    2:42 I laughed hard, bro... I laughed really hard 😂😂😂

    • @holydevil-u2o
      @holydevil-u2o 26 дней назад +1

      Real me too

    • @jafogx
      @jafogx 25 дней назад +1

      “I do care about the presentation sometimes” he said…

  • @jackalope_butchery
    @jackalope_butchery Месяц назад +26

    The liquid creme brulee makes me think of the concoction the butler makes for the kittens in The Aristocats.

    • @voxiesundragon
      @voxiesundragon Месяц назад +5

      Creme de la Creme a la Edgar 🤌

    • @jackalope_butchery
      @jackalope_butchery Месяц назад +2

      @voxiesundragon and i can ONLY think it in his voice

    • @jackalope_butchery
      @jackalope_butchery Месяц назад

      @voxiesundragon that movie is the absolute genesis point of my childhood self dipping Ritz crackers in every possible soup or hot liquid served in a bowl or a mug.

  • @morbidzombii
    @morbidzombii Месяц назад +27

    missed out on medium rare cookies, love them crunchy on the outside soft goofy in the middle

    • @sakana12500
      @sakana12500 Месяц назад +1

      My girlfriend calls me soft and goofy

  • @MaiaNamani
    @MaiaNamani Месяц назад

    Your voice is so calming. Thanks for amazing content ☺😊

  • @djsmeguk
    @djsmeguk Месяц назад +31

    5:00 it's custard. Pour it over a warm apple pie.

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h Месяц назад

      Straight up like that is good too, 5/10 is diabolical. We eat it over homemade cakes.

    • @dreamseeker22
      @dreamseeker22 Месяц назад

      Medium rare apple pie.

  • @robertshelly9588
    @robertshelly9588 Месяц назад

    Thanks!

  • @BDa_Silva
    @BDa_Silva Месяц назад +30

    2:52 caught me off guard, lol.

  • @Justagirl0423
    @Justagirl0423 21 день назад +1

    13:28 still waiting for the ingredient list, apple fritters are my fav 7/11 snack

  • @Anoneeemouse
    @Anoneeemouse Месяц назад +4

    This is the most horrifying yet appealing thing I have ever watched. Kudos.

  • @ruana1214
    @ruana1214 Месяц назад

    I just love your humour so much u have no idea😭 as weird as it is it made my day, happy new year🎉

  • @DerekSmit
    @DerekSmit Месяц назад +4

    You need more unhinged stuff like this, really enjoyed this one.

  • @yongsth1020
    @yongsth1020 Месяц назад +1

    I love how he adds the measurements for the half cooked carrot cake.. as if we would make this concoction ourselves

  • @Comedykingdom69420
    @Comedykingdom69420 Месяц назад +164

    What would rare brownies look like

  • @ctrlmi
    @ctrlmi Месяц назад +1

    Future Canoe is the only food channel I love to watch when I'm on a diet! Doesn't make me crave unhealthy shiet like other channels do! 🎀

  • @lazyhuman9724
    @lazyhuman9724 Месяц назад +8

    Ultron was right… the carrot cake was just diabolical 💀

  • @EtayTv
    @EtayTv Месяц назад

    Man I started to love cooking because of you. Keep being you. You’re fuckin awesome

  • @The_Forseti
    @The_Forseti Месяц назад +12

    It’s fuckin’ raw

  • @itsmayanotmia
    @itsmayanotmia Месяц назад +1

    So excited for the FutureCanoe x ChubbyEmu collab follow-up video!

  • @lowintellecttrash6737
    @lowintellecttrash6737 Месяц назад +5

    Medium rare churros exist
    prob make a thick churro and fry it at a higher temp, allowing the crust to cook faster while the batter remains medium rare
    (or at least the latter)

  • @Ooga_booga34.1
    @Ooga_booga34.1 Месяц назад +1

    I was watching this at night and your beautiful voice made me fall asleep😊

  • @Granlusofc
    @Granlusofc Месяц назад +7

    Futurecanoe is singlehandedly raising the ksi music views alone, that's insane 😂

  • @Sara-xk1ns
    @Sara-xk1ns Месяц назад +1

    I have to admit, blueberry muffin mix is one of my fav raw batters. I don’t know why but there’s something about those tiny berries in the pre packaged mix.

  • @glavny_negodyai
    @glavny_negodyai Месяц назад +5

    Finally, he uses real diary products instead of random sketchy white substances

  • @thelegendofazeroth
    @thelegendofazeroth Месяц назад +1

    I like how FutureCanoe tells us the measurements and recipe nuances in case we want to recreate these food wonders

  • @ProfessionalEggCracker
    @ProfessionalEggCracker Месяц назад +6

    He didn’t beat it on the couch 😢

  • @shanetuma3845
    @shanetuma3845 24 дня назад +1

    That lava cake looked amazing

  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis Месяц назад +13

    But when will you try the large-mythical desserts

  • @X_INTENT
    @X_INTENT Месяц назад +1

    This is what you get when you don't let it rest. Well Done outside, Raw inside.