THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE 12 - Primarch Pizza be Praised
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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The Magistratum Mundanus appeared first on the black pants legion Podcast: open.spotify.c... in October of 2022.
History/Context : The Magistratum Mundanus is a roleplaying session set in the Marginalia of Warhammer 40k. Tex, an out of practice DM of Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy brushed off his very dusty skills (after a 10 year hiatus of DMing no less!) to tell a story of . . . well. . . you'll see.
The magistratum Mundanus itself is a homebrew of FFG's Dark heresy 1 and 2, along with several select modifications to small arms and explosion rules to ensure combat is faster, more lethal, and stupidity is curtailed regarding willy-nilly use of violence. Regardless of this, the team does what it does.
Further: This is non canon in the extreme, and is based largely upon what Tex remembered from his heyday of 40k lore and the fandom, and is in no way whatsoever relevant to the current world as it stands, its current lore, or should ever be judged on the accuracy thereof.
Note: This is a game among friends having fun. The audio gets better over time as we were figuring out what in the hell we were doing. Please enjoy!
Also - This is a fan made creation. All rights are reserved by the actual copyright holders. The Art however, is by Eldonious Rex. Glory be to his skills.
In my head canon, Frog is an Old One and is manipulating things in Detla’s favor because it like the taste of Warp Flies.
That tracks.
"Ja ja, it's ze Hell Lights. We've all seen zem" probably didn't make the poor mid level ganger feel any better. It did nearly make me spit my coffee out, though.
I've been giggling madly all evening over this
Might be the most Krieger line yet...
"There's a couple of them that can't write their name. Can you be more specific? "
BEST IMPROV LINE OF THE GAME.
Aw man. Primarch Pizza is the best! My family loves it when I get the Voracious Vulkan Meal Deal! An Xl Salamanders pizza: with two layers of hot pepperoni, spicy sausage, and banana peppers smothered in 4 layers of molten cheese. Reinforced by an Imperial Fist garlic bread fort, an Ultra-blueberry pie, and 2 gallons of CorvusCola, my family's hunger WAAGH never stood a chance! So come on down to Primarch Pizza and launch your crusade against hunger today!
Forbidden Hangry Angron, its just meat, with meat on top of the meat
For that marketing campaign you are now going to become the planetary governor of an Imperial food world. Specifically a fast food world. It's productive and regularly patrolled by the White Scars.
I never knew I needed a pizza franchise to specifically exist before in my life but now I do. I need to buy lotto tickets again. It's the only way I'm going to be able to afford to open this.
@@krissteel4074 forgive them God Emperor, for they know not what they have done.
There's 20 pizza items on the menu but #2 and #11 are listed as the forgotten and the purged with no ingredients listed.
What’s your opinion on the Dorn deep dish? Some people claim it’s too thick but I like it. Only pizza I’ve ever had that was half a foot deep.
"My Notesheet is 3x5" had me laughing :D
as somebody who works a deskjob managing real estate... I really need to start using that. People just rattling off minor inconveniences at me that they should be working out with their landlord instead of me is soul crushing. I really should just start submitting stuff to garbage as that guy at G-17 did.
Someone I knew in govt. administration told me they used to write "submit to review room" on complaints and the "review room" was a municipal dumpster just outside the building.
@@The_Crimson_Fucker I like this :D
"for high gothic please press 2" I was eating when this was said and I almost died cuz I saw the face of the person with just a scowl.
"🎶 Primarch Pizza, is the pizza for you and me... 🎶"
I love how the Captain used to grudgingly respect them but now hates Delta squad while there is a one way love affair happening.
The Grigglak Slap being loud enough to wake Ricky had me rolling. Reminds me of when you take a NY strip steak and slap it on a countertop.
I have been enjoying this series from the beginning. On Nov 7, I was riding my bike when I was hit by a truck. No broken bones but serious bruising & pain. The adventures of Delta Squad have been a better balm than the opioids! Thanks, BPL!
Mike applies a perverse amount of intellect to Ricky's moronic, yet somehow phenomenally effective, antics.
Trying to work the logic of putting grenades in a skanky pizza box rather than just throwing them into the building full of people you intend to massacre indiscriminately had me cackling like a lunatic.
That mental image was glorious.
Seriously well rp'd. With the absurdity of this campaign, everyone plays the characters really well. It's just that they're all lunatics in an insane universe
Ah yes, the Primarch Pizza episode. It has now graced RUclips. Excellent.
This was the episode I realized Ricky is my favorite character.
"You forgot your bread sticks!"
Starting from JPEG whisky I laughed loud enough to wake everyone in house up at 3am lol, thanks Tex and Crew!
In one episode we go from Lethal Weapon on crack to Maniac Cop on PCP.
We so needed a "grab the cat"
One of the funniest RPG stream series I've had the pleasure of tuning into. Tex is a great GM.
From the podcast and back again, be well Black Pants Legion, may your side corn be scrumptious and Z0rg always burn.
Tex storytelling is great glad everyone is enjoying it.
So I stayed in an apartment once where all the kitchens and bathrooms had windows into the same atrium so you could be heaving breakfast early in the morning and hear someone on the third floor shitting their brains out. Worst part was because it was kitchen-to-bathroom people one floor above could just look straight into your bathroom.
Just the sheer joy of all the players is infectious. Bravo to everyone!
Offical Primarch stamp of approval. It's lethally good pizza.
Four grenades in a box is still better than Dominoes
Grigglak starts his Conan arc
Quinn goes Boondock Saints on his would-be assassins
Ricky has a gun bed and a new Mechanical friend
These are dangerous to listen to while cooking, laughing while holding/moving very hot objects is hazardous lol
Was listening to this running errands today. Was laughing so hard, I ran halfway through a red light. Stopped in the middle of the intersection, backed up to the line, realized the light was now green, drove to where I was headed, just another minute down the road, and parked and died laughing. 0/10 would not do again, 10/10 would listen again.
Guy in nice suit and his crazy looking friends ah crap the inquisition turned up
Two things have only just now hit me after re-listening to this glorious campaign twice. That not was that one random goon from Alpha Squad forgetting where he parked his car be the reason it was left behind later on in the campaign for our "heroes" in Delta to commandeer later, but also the fact that the captain knew without a shadow of a doubt that Delta was going to get into more trouble on their "days off" and to make it clear they weren't to use Department Weapons.
Judicious moderation? A bizarrely effective death squad who recently NUKED a couple city blocks was restrained?...shits gonna be poppin now😅
To be ENTIRELY fair, the squad had no fucking idea what would happen.
Aw hell yeah. Just in time for night shift.
Primarch Pizza, Its name shall be known Far and Wide as the Greatest of Pizzas.
Tex isn't going to write all that down, his notecard is 3 X 5
Like a practiced boozeaholic
enfeckenation
a bit of the old ultraviolence
using Grigglak as a verb
Blue Steel in the middle of a firefight
I have a feeling that don't burn down the city comment the Captain made is what's known as foreshadowing.
Primarch Pizza is the BOMB!
The voxcast jingle probably goes something like "OH! Primarch Pizza is the bomb. YEAH! Primarch Pizza, it's a bomb!"
“I’m here to deliver the Primarch Pizza!”
Great way to spend an evening with a good listen. Thank you!
I don’t know what’s weirder, the post time or that I’m always up for it. BTW tell me that thing Colin the Mechanicum guy made in his sleep was a vortex grenade.
I think it was definitely a vortex weapon. I'm thinking that Colm made a pocket exterminatus device for exterminating hab blocs.
i dont know what a vortex grenade is ... but it felt like a hand held micro thermal nuclear charge
@@jamesyoung8861A vortex weapon opens a temporary rift into the warp that sucks everything in the vicinity into the immaterium. They're very rare as they're essentially Dark Age of Technology and Great Crusade weapons, and they're very dangerous as the rift can travel around, potentially to your position.
What it was. Is a archaeotech sterilization grenade used by the mechanicus to clean out sections of space hulks. What happened was that it touched off a gas line the ratlings were siphoning from for untaxed gas. It then proceeded to go downhill from there…
@@jamesyoung8861 in classic 40k tabletop they were pure hilarity. The things had random tables for drift and damage. Ive seen the things drift and take out tanks. Set off on a warship they could destroy whole ships.
Is that shrapnel flavored pizza?
OH GOD! IT IS! IT IS SHRAPNEL FLAVORED PIZZA!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
My favorite episode, I have the animation pinned on my browser
Work 2 weeks straight. No days off. What do I get as soon as I clock out to go home and sleep my hard earned day off away? This.
Thankyou Tex, I'm not going to get to sleep for a while now because if course I have to watch it. Thankyou.
(No serious thankyou. this is funny and if it wasn't for these releases to laugh at I'm sure "unexplainable things" would happen here.)
Ok, this is probably tied for second on my favorite episodes list...
When Grigglak killed that guy, his last thought must have been "How did they get a Space Marine!?"
At this rate people are going to assume the “D” doesn’t mean Delta, is stands for Death Squad.
FOR THE EMPRAH
Episode 11 IS region locked. I have to watch it from France now.
UPD: Episode 11 got unlocked. Praise the Omnissiah!
Oh wow WTAF? I can see it here in Australia. Where are you that it's vamoised? Is it the music bit maybe?
Just replayed it can definitely access it here on Australia.
Uriah using turn-signals on a Taurox makes me think back on the TSOAL comic ^^
I'm so happy primart pizza is delivering down here again.
G17! Meeting at the Frog Cave! Dooodooloodoooloo!
Jesus christ BPL...
The autocannon is also technically not issue. Just saying the tripod was an option.
This series is great
It occurs to me that Ricky is basically TFS Goku but with guns instead of ki blasts.
I love how patient G-17 is with these bozos
Little Ricky in the back making gun angels.
Ricky being the 'face' character of the group is just... so damned hilarious.
Tex, you and the crew are awesome.
I just finished episode 18 on another platform. My god… ‘twas amazing.
They need another campaign where they are assigned to an old folks home or a kindergarten. IE kindergarten cops 😅
The "D" in Delta Squad stands for "dead". Because all their enemies are.
Delta stands for "dead enemies litter the area"
12 episodes and just found this channel....i love it
Oh boy, free glass!
Another great episode, thank you.
To the Frog Cave.
The warp tainted glass is a cool easter egg
Jpeg Whiskey
Medicine, or violence.........BZZZZ!
Next time, dont use a sword, stick your hand down the badguy's troath as deep as you can, then grasp and pul lol
Noooo cliff hanger. Need more. I have to know is frog the evil Master mind behind it all.
I fucking love these videos!!!!! I hope you make a bunch, this shit is top tier entertainment!
Oh no, it's tvarscki.
I think it would be absolutely hilarious if GRIGGLAK SON OF GRIGGLAK got his own gun and it is a forebor and the recoyll has no effect.
Toasters are glorious. What did he mean by using it for nutritional purposes though? Everyone knows a toaster is an interrogation device.
Did anyone else think of the flects from the Ravenor series when Diggs found the glass?
Is it just me or is Grigglak basically a Space Marine?
More like a Baby Ogryn😂
Where did episode 11 go?
Sleep is overrated after all...
Mmmm. Pineapple pizza.
DID THEY FIND A C'TAN SHARD??!!!
Weird, Ordinary is meant to be +10 normally, challenging is +0. Strange Homebrew
Did I miss episode 11?
Same. I think the 12 is 11+12, because story tracks and the time length of the episode is doubled.
Wait... Story doesn't track... WE MISS THE EPISODE!!!
Episode 11 is "Knock Knock". It was about 2 days ago? Check for the play list.
@@JosephKano There is none on the channel. At least not for me, which is strange... Never would've thought Tex will region lock content... That's sad.
@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 I'm in Australia, I dunno about region locking. It shows under play lists? I'm a RUclips premium member, maybe that impacts?
@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 Its probbly not Tex but some content used in the video which was automatically flagged for region block by YT.
Is it just me or is Tex's Colm voice the same as his "it is noted" voice?
Anyone's played watch Dogs one. Remember that scene guess what it's not the pizza guy.
Hi, Digs
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Black Pants Legion, do y'all know this video is lousy with ads? 5 in the first 20 minutes. Something may have gone wrong with your monetization.
The joys of RUclips premium. Never have that issue anymore. Took it out to dodge just the worst election ads and frankly best ever call.
use an adblocker my man
@JosephKano Got when I subscribed to Google music to cut down on the ads. Best. decision. ever.
They're not the one who places ads, youtube does it automatically now unless the creator is over a certain size, and even then you still have to add a certain amount or youtube still automatically adds them.
i DRANK THE JPG WHISKEY! still prolly better than admiral nelson tbh
FIRST!
I'd have left the guns... the bad guys can always get guns... best they are rubbish ones..
How many spit takes is that?
SECOND
Thank you tex for that right right reference to the devotcha bar method