How did the Thousand Sons get their name? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Are the Thousand Sons named after the M in Magnus' name or are Volcano Cannons powered by the souls or exicuted psykers?
Are there 2 Ordos of the Inquisition dedicated to uncovering and covering up the truth of the Inquisition or do Orcs think that houses make new humans?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
Eventually, there will be enough accumulated “yourhammer” to build a brand new, legally distinct fantasy/sci-fi universe.
thats basicly how world of warcraft started
Don’t dox their yogscast take over plan dude. It’s supposed to be a secret takeover
A true dream. A very sexy, poopy dream
At the other end of the spectrum-since my mates are all nerds, but none are into Warhammer, it’s *ALL LOREHAMMER!* :3
Ordo Originalis: "Ah ha I've found this new honorable truth! please file this away ad clerk."
Ordo Redactis: "Ah Ha I've found this new heretical lie, better redact this."
Tom and Ben: talking about the XV Legion.
Ben: they don't use Roman numerals in 40k!
The reason why it's called a Space Marine Attack Bike is because it attacks space marines and has to be tamed like a horse
I thought it was invented by the tech archeologist Arkhan Attack-Bike
No, actually it's called that because the four inventors were Steve Space Jr., John Marine, John L. Attack and Stephanie Brooks Bike.
Attack-Bikers aren't called Bikers but Tamers, as the job of Taming an Attack-Bike's Machine Spirit is highly respected. They are known Adeptus Mechanicus allies, to the point of aiding them with attacks on the Dark Mechanicus.
I mean Ben came up with atlas infinitum, so order redactus isn’t that much worse
That story was legit really fun and interesting though. Like, actually better than the shit GW writes into major plot points.
Also it's "ordo" because everything in 40k has to sound *vaguely* latin while still being clearly understandable for an english speaker.
Which video is that in?
"I hope there's poop"
Ben Edgar, 2020
Let me tell you, I am LOVIN' how regular we're getting these now.
You mean once a week? That's how often they stream
It is very 40k that the eldar discovered a way to maintain a psychic presence inside a crystal and used it to immortilise the souls of thier citizens whereas the imperium discovered a similar effect and used it to pew pew titans.
I wish the orc thing was true lore
I was so sure it was. I must have heard something similar somewhere else.
Isnt the spooky ghost cannon Story basically the Story of Scientology, with telepathic people being thrown into a volcano and being trapped in crystals
That was my first thought, too. Along with 'did the transports throwing the psykers into the volcano look exactly like DC10s?'
M'SONS
I particularly like the Ordo Chronos, who are tasked with dealing with temporal paradoxes caused by the warp.
The funniest thing is that before Magnus was found, the XVth legion had Ms on their left pauldrons.
if enough orkz believe it, it must be true...
Wonder how much damage this series is doing just think how many of these story’s are being remembered as true and will be regurgitated at some point
"Volcano cannon because Volcano crystals." Ehhh, I really don't think so. Why is a Volcano unique in the ENTIRE GALAXY? Why are "perfect" crystals so hard to find? "Perfect" Crystals aren't too hard to MAKE.
"Sacrificed Psykers, spooky ghost effects when gun fires" OOOOHHHH!!!!! I think I remember this now! Yeah, that makes a lot more sense! Yeah, I think that's true now.
tom and ben had a channel, how did i not hear of this?! Scandalous!
*Lorehammer or Yourhammer Scoreboard* (Read more for spoilers)
This scoreboard does not count the starting week for fairness
Points are awarded for successful deceptions
Exceptional deceptions are any round the fooled party chooses to award double points
Ben: 5 points (5 deceptions)
Tom: 4 points (2 deceptions, 1 exceptional deception)
Tempting Orc misconceptions and dumb Roman numerals were no match for our boys' lore senses as they both sweep aside the yourhammers this week!
Thank you for tracking this excellence in the comments!
@@PierceArner It’s a real pleasure to!
What was the exceptional deception again? I watched all of them but can't remember.
@@BenersantheBread A poop story from a book Tom knew Ben had read.
@@MrDavincikoden Oh NOW i remember, thanks
Wait, I haven't seen this one... Did I miss a stream? D:
How the actual f-
Oh well, thanks to the magic of Tom and Ben I still get my lorehammer hit here, on the best channel on youtube.
This stream was pure gold
M'sons
I wonder if they’ll ever discover the wonders of F11 to remove the borders when they’re just putting art on these screen.
Guys you should turn this into a podcast, I Fucking love it
Give me Jonny Space
Welp... I know what my new kill team is, Ordo Ridactus!
I think this is the sixth video in a row with a spelling error in the description.
I'm sorry, I don't have anything ele to add.
Edit: I'm not going to fix my mistake. It's just too fitting.
The ordos are in an emperor TTS episode
Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.
Legion with the best dice!
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Ben's Orc story was amazing and I wish it was canon. Tom's lorehammer story makes me seriously wish ANYONE BUT GW owned the rights to Warhammer.
GW should scour internet looking for this good stuff.
The 15th Legion were actually called the Thousand Sons because the Emperor originally recruited 1000 psyker children from the Achaemenid Empire's royal family class. They were the thousand sons of the Iranian royal family. That is why they were called a Thousand Sons and had the roman numeral M for their insignia. It is not because they are named after Magnus.
Did you not watch the thing? They did say it wasn't because they were named after Magnus
"The dates don't use roman numerals" - Ben Edgar, 20.M3
Great content. Thanks for the vid! MORE YOREHAMMER
These are the best, keep it up
M`sons
This is the best
When did theyhave a channe????
Sweet
The dumbest piece of 40k lore that is still canon will always be the origins behind the land raider and land speeder.
I thought that was a joke that got spread as true?
Does anybody know when the nex one is coming?
TOM
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