Chaos God of atheists? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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- Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2020
- Is there a Chaos God of Athiests or do Grots build perfect societies when not ensalved by Orks?
Is there a realm gate inside a giant worm or did the Orks turn Archaon's statue to poop?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
Twice a week?
Surely we've been blessed!
But not by the Chaos Gods, that would be heretical.
*Lorehammer or Yourhammer Scoreboard* (Read more for spoilers)
This scoreboard does not count the starting week for fairness
Points are awarded for successful deceptions
Exceptional deceptions are any round where the fooled party awards double points
Ben: 5 points (5 deceptions)
Tom: 4 points (2 deceptions, 1 exceptional deception)
Ben just pips ahead of Tom this week with a pretty ballsy WFRP tid bit!
I've never played a Warhammer minis game. I barely played Warhammer Total War. I've only scratched the surface of any of the lore.
I am fucking obsessed with this segment.
Same haha
Same here man, I love these lore stories
It's rather easy to play some forms of older, cheaper warhammer games, it's fun if you go for boardgame size ones.
Yeha my knowledge of warhammer is total war, vermintide and Tom and Ben
So says the preserver, the archivist, the hero of Yourhammer or Lorehammer himself.
Community Your or Lore for the Jangle?
Spoilers ahead
The chaos god of Atheism is one of two chaos gods made out of what used to be Malal, the chaos god of rebellion. The other is even better, the chaos god of failure.
He sets himself to ensuring that everyone fails in everything they do, which is quite fun for his supporters, who try to sabotage the plans of other gods, only for their own god to sabotage them.
For people interested ben's grot story is somewhat true as the runtherd 'Zodgrod Wortsnagga' did train 'Super-Runtz' using bells and rewards, but instead of making them kind it made them more aggressive and were sold as kommandos to other warbands
It was the end that should have tipped Tom off really.. because of the way orks actually work.. they're all born from the same fungus, once squigs and snots exist, grots tend to form, then once grots are there, orks then spawn once the food infrastructure is there. You literally can't really have a gretchin based society, because orks will start growing en masse and take over
Edit: Don't think there'd even be a way of them doing it even if say, they managed to set it up so they could kill any growing orks.. because it'd reach the point where ONLY orks ever grew from fungus.. no gretchin at all probably.. as a bioweapon, their entire growth cycle is sorta planned out to auto balance to provide food for the fighters, who are the orks and nobs
@@FluffyDragon you see that's where you are mistaken. All of these stories and lore don't make any sense, so you can't judge it this way.
Ben! Don't you remember there are 5 main chaos gods in WH fantasy? The Great Horned Rat will not-not be excluded!
Chaos God of Atheists - Demands no worship - opposes religion, are we sure this isnt just the Emperor of Mankind
All -praise- try not to Necoho, let us bask in his glorious indifference
I loved both of Ben's stories, they seem like such fun stuff that could be true
I remember watching the stream for this and I coined the question "could Necoho actually be a fragment of Jimmy Space that's been taken by the warp and made conscious" and it turned into the idea of Necoho wanting all the gods dead because most of them are Chaos gods and Jimmy Space hates Chaos and wishes to be made whole which can only be done if Necoho dies which would allow the missing piece of the Emperor to return and thus waking the Emperor after millennia of sleep
there were other reasons and "evidence" that was brought up during the discussion but I honestly cant remember them anymore, I didn't write any of it down so it's lost to time... or just the twitch vod where you could probably find it in the chat
Ahh yes I do remember snipe and wib mentioning the ork runthreder, had stats and everything for him and the gretchin, in the 1st edition i think
The ork vs statue story is probably my favourite
Playing at home, I am dumbfounded by how much I apparently know! I've never played any of the games or read any of the books...
Can't wait for the quad poop story
I don't play warhammer in anyway, I have a few black library audiobooks but I've only listened to like 2. These videos still are great fun and one day I shall have the income to actually enjoy warhammer in as deep a way as these two fine gentlemen
When you do, stay away from anything related to Age of Sigmar. Tom and Ben are not lying when they mention how stupid that is. Try getting hold of some "pre Sigmar", also more commonly known as Warhammer Fantasy. GW no longer make new miniatures for it, but with the amount of armies and their many different types of units, it is a way better game and setting.
My whole experience with Warhammer is Vermintide and Warhammer: 40K space marines (2011 video game).
I basically watch these because I love Ben and Tom and find it hilarious.
Always look forward to these
Woohoo another one!
More Met and Nob! Yay!
anyone know the music playing at about 8:47?it’s nice
Darude sandstorm?
They spoil us lol
These are the best
Make a podcast out of this!!
Can anyone tell me where i can find the lorehammer story from tom? tried to find it but couldnt
It was fairly new he said so might not be on any online source. it's from some Age Of Sigmar book dealing with realmgates. Sorry if this is not too helpful, perhaps look through the warhammer news
I think its from battletome: sons of behemat
Whoop woop
are you guys watching Remleiz ?
2 British guys do a videon on 40k.
RUclips: Let me show you a 7 minute fake news ad for a propaganda outlet for US politics!
Must have watched something of that sort recently. My suggestions consist of 4 Ben and/or Tom vids, 5 D&D vids, 2 RLM vids and one John Oliver vid, which is a pretty accurate description my content consumption for the last week or so...
Content for the Content Algorithm!
Wrong Warhammer?
Wronghammer?
I love these haha 😆
The ordo D'Codi will have a Ink quiz session about your lore. ;P
Engagement help. Love u bois
23:14 he two pi time.
Hehe, the game begins
Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.
Bom and Ten! Just leaving a comment to help out with the youtu.be engagement. Much love!
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Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
I accidentally clicked thumbs down. I fixed it. Definitely a thumbs up.