Tom & Ben
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Teleporting Space Crocodiles - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of warhammer lore. One is true Lorehammer and the other is made up Yourhammer.
Does 40k have teleporting space crocodiles attacking beaches or did Chaos Space Marin called "Firehands" threaten to eat and poop out a daemon?
Did Malikith ban anyone from riding a chariot except him or did turn a beastmaster into a colone to trick a dragon into letting him ride it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
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Видео

Memes in 40k - Do they Dab? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 34 тыс.3 года назад
Do Imperials Dab or did the Emperor reference the white/blue dress? Do Imperial children sing songs about land raiders crushing heratics or did Horus go back in time and scatter the Primarchs? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wedne...
How did the Thousand Sons get their name? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 42 тыс.3 года назад
Are the Thousand Sons named after the M in Magnus' name or are Volcano Cannons powered by the souls or exicuted psykers? Are there 2 Ordos of the Inquisition dedicated to uncovering and covering up the truth of the Inquisition or do Orcs think that houses make new humans? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and...
Chaos God of atheists? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 42 тыс.3 года назад
Is there a Chaos God of Athiests or do Grots build perfect societies when not ensalved by Orks? Is there a realm gate inside a giant worm or did the Orks turn Archaon's statue to poop? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at ...
Do Space Marines play Warhammer? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 51 тыс.3 года назад
Is Marnius Calgar King of the Space Marines or do Space Marines play Warhammer? Did the Ultramarines ally with Chaos Mutants or do Gargants live in behemat's armpit? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.t...
Furries in Warhammer? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 38 тыс.4 года назад
Are there furries in 40k or is there a special temple of assassins that specialize in murder by suicide? Did the Tyranids and Tzeentch nearly sign an allience or goes the Hive Mind hold grudges and want to torture the eldar who defeated it? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but w...
Do ELDAR POOP crystals? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 38 тыс.4 года назад
Do Eldar poop crystals or is there a planet where people have evolved into centaurs? Did an Imperial Fist Chaplain absolve his brother's sin by taking a cerimonial poop or do Orks use squigs to eat their poop and then eat the squigs? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which on...
Does the imperium KILL people with SILLY WALKS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 42 тыс.4 года назад
Does the imperium kill people with silly walks or does Konrad Curze keep his torture knives in people's butts? Did a Space Wolf make his captain poop his power armour or did a troupe of Eldar Harlequins have 6 day and night dance off competition with a slannesh daemon? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and on...
Do ORKS build FERRIS WHEELS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 38 тыс.4 года назад
Do Orks build ferris wheels or do the Tau love Icecream? Did the Grey Knights kill innocents and do a blood ritual to fight Khorne Deamons or did the Empire once elect a zombie Emperor? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at...
Do the Ad-Mech have TESLA'S SKULL? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 36 тыс.4 года назад
Do the Ad-Mech have Nikola Tesla's Skull or is there a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Inquisitor hunting a Vlad the Impaler Deamon Prince? Did the Skaven try to hollow out the Warhammer World so they could ring it like a giant screaming bell or did the Bretonians carry around a Grail Reliquae that was actually a Tomb King? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of War...
Did the NECRONS invent JURASSIC PARK? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 44 тыс.4 года назад
Did the necrons invent Jurassic Park or is there a planet sized human that eats Space Marines and poops them out as Chaos Space Marines? Did Lucius the Eternal possess a munitions factory worker after stepping on a landmine or is there an Inquisitor locked in an eternal battle with himself to save a shrine world? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhamm...
Did Vlad Von Carstein POOP his PANTS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Просмотров 46 тыс.4 года назад
Did Vlad Von Carstein survive the seige of Aldorf because he had to poop his pants or did Aleth Anar the Shadow King get tricked into thinking he was marrying his sister? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twi...

Комментарии

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 21 день назад

    I mean, the thing with Lucius is that the person responsible for his death needs to feel some measure of pride for it. So if he just gets trampled to death by a Grox by accident or some shit like that, that would probably do him in for good.

  • @5million201
    @5million201 Месяц назад

    Mythical youtube pull

  • @rish1656
    @rish1656 4 месяца назад

    elandrathil is a better elf name

  • @B.von.Bentzen
    @B.von.Bentzen 4 месяца назад

    Where's the silly walks lore

  • @TykusBalrog
    @TykusBalrog 4 месяца назад

    13:53 they kill you if you have Black skin 👀

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 5 месяцев назад

    I'm proud of the fact that I as a fairly new warhammer fan was instantly able to recognise the daemonculaba while Ben didn't 😂

  • @memorarenz
    @memorarenz 7 месяцев назад

    Hi Asia

  • @fredranzalot4849
    @fredranzalot4849 8 месяцев назад

    The grey knights story really reminds me of the old joke; "If you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man."

  • @Frosty4427
    @Frosty4427 8 месяцев назад

    Vulkan built the pieces of the warhound for Perty to assemble. He said it was perfect and spent the remainder of the heresy trying to fix it after humbling it into Fulgrim's face. He really loved that model.

  • @ixusprogramm
    @ixusprogramm 8 месяцев назад

    14:45 IIRC if you get the Manikin mutation, a tiny upper body of yourself sprouts on the top of your head, and your old face becomes smooth and featureless, and you pilot your old body around like a messed up chimera

  • @DerBernsteinfrost
    @DerBernsteinfrost 9 месяцев назад

    Does anyone else see that dress as blue and gold?

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 10 месяцев назад

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    @someperson8641 10 месяцев назад

  • @thepbrit
    @thepbrit 11 месяцев назад

    I'm sad they stopped posting these, I love these videos

  • @GrandMarshalGarithos
    @GrandMarshalGarithos Год назад

    The grey knights one is just stupid.

  • @alexdiaz155
    @alexdiaz155 Год назад

    I swear I saw memes about the Tau absolutely going feral for ice cream before. I jumped so quickly on to thinking it was entirely true.

  • @martinmcbride4530
    @martinmcbride4530 Год назад

    Whhhhhhhyyyyy is this channel dead!?

  • @1manApocalypse_CP
    @1manApocalypse_CP Год назад

    I'm glad the dabbing isn't true because dabbing is cringe.

  • @patrickking3124
    @patrickking3124 Год назад

    It is very 40k that the eldar discovered a way to maintain a psychic presence inside a crystal and used it to immortilise the souls of thier citizens whereas the imperium discovered a similar effect and used it to pew pew titans.

  • @1234reznov
    @1234reznov Год назад

    Now there is an poison assassin model 🤣

  • @Coooooops
    @Coooooops Год назад

    In fairness right, in world war 2 the battle for the crossing from America to Europe (German subs were just sinking like every American transport ship). They used literal wargames to theorise why this was happening and how to counter it. They literally deduced that they must have a sound seeking torpedo before the world even knew it was possible. Generals do play war games and they are somewhat to fairly applicable

  • @thepenismightier
    @thepenismightier Год назад

    This didn't really work did it? Two years since a video? Sad.

  • @starkde117
    @starkde117 2 года назад

    Vlad von cackstien

  • @willdazey7368
    @willdazey7368 2 года назад

    21:25 > I'm not really a particularly super dance-y person Ummm, I seem to remember on Quiz Time that your suggested occupation is "100% Dancer"

  • @CaymenLeP
    @CaymenLeP 2 года назад

    Man. They should’ve done a whole segment covering the Daemonculaba

  • @etherdeef4303
    @etherdeef4303 2 года назад

    I actually heard of the masque before watching this, and I really liked the masque story when i read up on it.

  • @etherdeef4303
    @etherdeef4303 2 года назад

    Man i love that humans are just slaving away in hive worlds, and orcs are just making theme park rides for themselves

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    so if an emotionally dead null kills lucious and literally cannot feel pride?

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    ben's made up story this time, how far management can and will go to avoid accepting responsibility.

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 2 года назад

    This is one of those "The internet was a mistake" moments.

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    23:14 he two pi time. Hehe, the game begins

  • @kickinacoustic6119
    @kickinacoustic6119 2 года назад

    I find it funny that if Ben had gone and made the elf incest mother instead of sister he probably could of played it off as "Romeo and Juliet, then Oedipus, then it was all a trick, and then none of it mattered" and it had a better chance of tricking Tom.

  • @cxfxcdude
    @cxfxcdude 2 года назад

    Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 2 года назад

    Man, the Ultramarines suck so much narratively.

  • @yake222
    @yake222 2 года назад

    no one expects the silly walk inquisition

  • @davidwalter9162
    @davidwalter9162 2 года назад

    So that's what the bit with the blood was about in the TTS Heresy clip.

  • @CallumILJ
    @CallumILJ 2 года назад

    You should start uploading 'Whats new in Warhammer' on this channel!

  • @joshuablair7028
    @joshuablair7028 2 года назад

    Tom with the bold play

  • @bryngoldsmith1848
    @bryngoldsmith1848 2 года назад

    please can we have more

  • @jacobgrosskreutz497
    @jacobgrosskreutz497 2 года назад

    Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

  • @Kicksticks
    @Kicksticks 2 года назад

    Miss these so much!!

  • @KAPsub2
    @KAPsub2 2 года назад

    I guess Lucius the Eternal could be killed by anyone with the dedication to kill themselves afterward. You'd die anyway, so may as well end the parasite man

  • @JesperoTV
    @JesperoTV 2 года назад

    I'm pretty sure it's our favorite boi Arkhan Land who makes the dress reference in that book

  • @QaRajhCreations
    @QaRajhCreations 2 года назад

    Ah Jac Draco, or as ITEHATTSD would refer to him: The Inquisitor who Longs for Genestealer Ass.

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 2 года назад

      Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja34744 2 года назад

    I knew Atlas Infinitum was fake. The writing was too good for GW.