Did the NECRONS invent JURASSIC PARK? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @zoelea9609
    @zoelea9609 4 года назад +151

    Lucius the Eternal is the ultimate example of the Worf effect in 40k. His entire special power revolves around people beating him, a so-called 'unbeateble duellist' in combat.

    • @falleithani5411
      @falleithani5411 4 года назад +31

      Honestly somewhat realistic. Nothing murders duelists faster and more messily than putting them on a battlefield. Dueling and soldiering are vastly different skill sets.

    • @TheDrCN
      @TheDrCN 3 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure that getting Worfed is literally the first canonical appearance of Lucius in anything. The very first time we meet him in the Horus Heresy books he's kicking the shit out of like scrub marines in the training room or whatever, and then he challenges main character guy to a duel just so he can job it out and make the other guy look cool.

    • @woof5082
      @woof5082 2 года назад +8

      @@falleithani5411 nothing kills a duelist better than a landmine

    • @josgretf2800
      @josgretf2800 2 года назад +4

      @@woof5082 classic Fencing 101. If you can, landmine

    • @CLOWN6145
      @CLOWN6145 Год назад

      Too be fair I think canonically he hasn't got that many faces on his armour and for a guy that's lived that long is pretty impressive

  • @That__Guy
    @That__Guy 4 года назад +168

    I see the next phase in the Tom and Ben takeover is coming along nicely.

  • @mungobaggins8197
    @mungobaggins8197 4 года назад +82

    Ben: Deception exceptional. Execution...also exceptional.

  • @engilaru
    @engilaru 4 года назад +40

    I now imagine a story about some dude whos father were possessed by Lucius and dedicate his life to killing him. He learns all about the curse and decides to make his own armor and weapon. He managed to defeat Lucius and then kills himself by destroying his own body in order to stop the cycle before the curse takes full effect.

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 2 года назад +8

      Dude this would actually be a VERY good story.

    • @InterrogatingTheCat
      @InterrogatingTheCat 2 года назад +11

      Then whoever mined the metal for his armour dies, or whoever transported him there, the curse is bullshit

  • @MyKoira
    @MyKoira 4 года назад +72

    Atlas Infinitum needs to be a real thing, that was amazing premise for a story

    • @RenegadeMercury
      @RenegadeMercury 2 года назад +2

      It is an amazing for a story. If you're interested, it bears some similarities to the TOS episode Lazarus. It's certainly not the same, but similar vibes

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Год назад +2

      I was sure that the Inquisitor story was the true story. I'm kinda happy it wasn't, because I love the landmine story.

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 4 года назад +37

    "It's a literal *and* figurative minefield, Ben!"

  • @JRFreeman
    @JRFreeman 4 года назад +23

    "That's a cool setting. Now tell me the one about the Chaos guy with the pooping curse" made me laugh so hard I had trouble breathing.

  • @ParadoxNerdHLM
    @ParadoxNerdHLM 4 года назад +87

    Honestly, Ferrus Manus is one of the dumbest names in any fictional setting

    • @willis32
      @willis32 4 года назад +10

      And he's chronically underused. Change the name and give me more mechanical fighty boy and I'd love the Iron Hands

    • @Ali-ey9sz
      @Ali-ey9sz 4 года назад +3

      I mean, it is when you think about it. It's really stupid. That's why I don't think about it.

    • @ParadoxNerdHLM
      @ParadoxNerdHLM 4 года назад +1

      I don't get why, but it just makes me so angry. Probably because it doesn't really fit in with the other Primarch names, which are all fairly normal, at least for 40K

    • @Ali-ey9sz
      @Ali-ey9sz 4 года назад +4

      @@ParadoxNerdHLM I will say, the name is bad but I did love him as a character and unlikely friendship with Fulgrim. That was great. I definitely prefer his moniker of "The Gorgon" to Ferrus Manus.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 года назад +3

      @@ParadoxNerdHLM Great the Red? Raven Raven? Bloody?

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 4 месяца назад +1

    I mean, the thing with Lucius is that the person responsible for his death needs to feel some measure of pride for it. So if he just gets trampled to death by a Grox by accident or some shit like that, that would probably do him in for good.

  • @carlogamble2174
    @carlogamble2174 4 года назад +12

    Ferrus Manus is the epitome of 40k names

  • @jessiahcouch
    @jessiahcouch 4 года назад +13

    YES FINALLY A TOM AND BEN CHANNEL

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip8761 4 года назад +3

    I absolutely adore both of these yourhammer ideas. One is just stupid enough for 40k and one is just soooo cool

  • @cainrevenant5208
    @cainrevenant5208 4 года назад +4

    This is a whole new way to experience warhammer and i love it

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 4 года назад +4

    I am so glad that these are up as videos. These are so enjoyable to watch and just feel that _"Oh god, Jimmy Space"_ feeling.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 3 года назад +7

    It amazes me watching these how bad Ben can be at lying in TTT and how amazing Tom can be at it.

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 4 года назад +52

    Necrons could EASILY kill Lucius.
    The mindless Necrons, like Warriors and Flayed Ones feel only hatred and are incapable of satisfaction, and especially Scarabs and other Canoptek units are totally unfeeling.
    Even the Necrons who DO feel satisfaction could casually kill him, because Necrons as a whole are totally immune to Chaos because they're soulless.

    • @ieyke
      @ieyke 4 года назад +4

      @Mikhail G That literally shouldn't be considered canon, because there are a couple levels on which that is canonically impossible.
      Plus it's additionally extremely stupid on a at least 3 levels.
      Feeling satisfaction is the ONLY part of it that meets the requirements.
      There's some shit in 40k that's SO DUMB that it should just be ignored.
      Like the novel version of Uriel Ventris, and Nemesis Dreadknights.

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 4 года назад +9

      @@ieyke I mean that dumbness is the very reason for making LoreHammer-YourHammer. We all know its stupid that its canon.

    • @ieyke
      @ieyke 4 года назад +4

      @@rocketforthree4479 I mostly agree, but there's still a difference between dumb and just flat-out impossible in the canon.

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 4 года назад +4

      @@ieyke You're probably right.
      Also, I looked it up. That Necron story is in the 8th edition Chaos Codex. To quote it, "not even the Necron's body of living metal can prevent [the strange curse] because it takes a cold pride in victory".
      Yeah, its bonkers. *_shrug_*

    • @Stormingmonkey
      @Stormingmonkey 4 года назад +6

      @@rocketforthree4479 so by that logic the curse made the necron enjoy the kill... so he should of possessed the landmine not the land mine maker XD

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 4 года назад +5

    Im sorry, but the most ludicrous Part of those stories is that, A CHAOS SPACE MARINE, A CHAMPION CHOSEN BY SLAANESH
    FUCKING D I E D T O A
    L A N D M I N E

    • @Stackoverkill
      @Stackoverkill 2 года назад +2

      I love to picture it, he swanining about all full of himself then he takes a step, hears a "click" and is popped into a cloud of red mist

  • @Zyrdalf
    @Zyrdalf 4 года назад +4

    According to this flow chart the person that killed me is the emperor...
    Whelp.
    gg!

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 4 года назад +17

    there is actually a homebrew someone wrote where lucius gets eaten by a swarm of tyanids and then because they are all connected and the smart ones have sort of emotions, like the norn queen is proud of her babies and also proud of how efficient her splinter fleet is, and so he resurrects as sort of an entire splinter fleet that is slanesh aligned and has his general vibe of waring skin and nasty tentacles.

    • @cvangemon1307
      @cvangemon1307 4 месяца назад

      Uhmn actually the tyranids shadow in the warp would prevent that 🤓

  • @powercore2000
    @powercore2000 4 года назад +4

    I was wondering how long it'd be before Lorehammer was its own uploaded segment

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth5572 4 года назад

    I would love the dinosaur/Necron team-up to make a tabletop appearance.

  • @Colenelnelson
    @Colenelnelson 3 года назад

    The Inquistor story seems like something that might come up in an Eisenhorn novel, when Eisenhorn is musing to himself.

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 4 года назад

    this is definitely my new favorite segment

  • @DrFilch
    @DrFilch 4 года назад +1

    Shit, I missed the fact that there was now a Tom and Ben channel. Guess I'll go through and comment on and like all the videos for that all important SEO

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 4 года назад +2

    This is very difficult because every inconsistency in the fiction is just business as usual for the black library.

  • @nibulux
    @nibulux 15 дней назад

    theirs a sister of silence that tries to warn of the heresy basically doing bens time travel story.

  • @Valsorayu
    @Valsorayu 4 года назад +3

    how did I not know this channel existed

  • @dragonswrath1890
    @dragonswrath1890 4 года назад

    As soon as I heard that fucking sentence of this planet is very meaty. I immediately knew what he was talking about

  • @21pm
    @21pm Месяц назад

    I like the Necron story as it is like Moctezuma's zoo. I like the lore when it has allusions to real history.

  • @ratchettheloreboi841
    @ratchettheloreboi841 4 года назад +1

    I think the true way to kill Lucius is to beat him and then commit suicide by venting into space. Who's he gonna possess? The vacuum of space?

  • @rononel8046
    @rononel8046 2 месяца назад

    Jurassic Park in space is LITERALLY a Dr Who episode. The Silurians took a bunch of dinosaurs from earth to save them from the asteroid, they existed for centuries on this lifeboat & a guy can on and killed the Silurians so that he could sell the dinosaurs to collectors.

  • @jonathanspeaks5889
    @jonathanspeaks5889 4 года назад +2

    10:22 Look at the image to the right of the one that the mouse pointer is on; read the caption of it *smiley face*

  • @whocares317
    @whocares317 3 года назад

    I love lorehammer or yourhammer so much

  • @mreclectic913
    @mreclectic913 4 года назад +5

    This exists now one wish granted next up tom and ben podcast also if they want to take over the world thats cool too. Just dont doom born it guys

  • @kezmsfilms1300
    @kezmsfilms1300 4 года назад +1

    I wanted Jurassic Park to be true so badly, but as soon as I heard "Giant Fat Man Planet" I knew it was false XD (I too watched Simons video so knew of it)

  • @nought3060
    @nought3060 4 года назад

    The planet next door is a bit more slim and is called Jake.

  • @SkilfulQuail
    @SkilfulQuail 4 года назад

    I'm running out of ways to say these are good boys

  • @fightinjack
    @fightinjack 4 года назад +3

    WHOOT TOM AND BEN

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja34744 3 года назад +13

    I knew Atlas Infinitum was fake. The writing was too good for GW.

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 4 года назад +2

    BOM! TEN!

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 4 года назад +1

    Yaaaay! It's Here!

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    so if an emotionally dead null kills lucious and literally cannot feel pride?

  • @shynarcissist
    @shynarcissist 4 года назад +3

    Gotta comment on every video to make sure engagement doesn't go down despite the mass video dump

  • @bdana7848
    @bdana7848 3 года назад

    Is it possible that the death korps of krieg could safely kill Lucius?

  • @TheZombiemofo
    @TheZombiemofo 4 года назад

    They do make poo lore in herds

  • @GergusTV
    @GergusTV 4 года назад +4

    ALGORITHMS!!!

  • @alecolson8360
    @alecolson8360 4 года назад +1

    What the hell... Ben is a goddamn amazing liar in this.... They should play ttt on a Warhammer map...

  • @Shortdwarf11
    @Shortdwarf11 4 года назад

    I hope to see all of this in a few days on r/grimdank. Well done lads

  • @PsychShrew
    @PsychShrew 4 года назад +1

    Lorehammer or Vorehammer

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    ben's made up story this time, how far management can and will go to avoid accepting responsibility.

  • @soulcrusher929
    @soulcrusher929 3 года назад

    lorehammer, yourhammer, or vorehammer

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Год назад

  • @Scaggler
    @Scaggler 4 года назад +4

    Algorithm I offer up to you this offering of a meager comment

  • @ribby9069
    @ribby9069 4 года назад +1

    Still confused as to why you’d dump all these videos up at once

  • @JinglyJohn
    @JinglyJohn 4 года назад

    Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.

  • @emilchristensen146
    @emilchristensen146 4 года назад

    just pleasing the algorithm