This is really funny. My only issue is that I think Patrick and Sandy should trade characters, since Hinoka was going all crazy about wanting to bring Corrin back.
+PTp1ranha I was on chapter 12 when I made the video. Ryoma says something like, "Even if I have to use force I will bring you back. Maybe the sting of my blade will bring you to your senses!"
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy Hey Xander, i believe my sides landed in the royal palace? Can you look for them, and just throw into the dragon gate for me? And tell Camilla to stop sending stone golems here? The Shining One and I had to go help Yamato Hotsuin repair a few towers
HerotonAlmighty2011 I know, yeah, but as a massive Nohrian Scum and an avid defender of Conquest's plot (yes, I loved it IMO), I think it'd be nice to depreciate Birthright once in a while. XD
Ryoma:COME BACKKKK Corrin: big brother I'm not going with you Ryoma:I MISS YOU! HINOKA MISSES YOU! EVEN TAKUMI MISSES YOU Takumi:*dancing* Corrin:I'm happy here. Nohr is my home now *walks away* Ryoma:*being dragged by hinoka* NOOOO!!! COME BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!
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You know what would work great for Revelation? The "Snowball Effect" episode when Squidward is about to throw a snowball at Spongebob after he takes out his fire place. Squidward (Corrin) : "SPONGEBOB! (Xander)" *readies snowball* Patrick (Ryoma): "YAY, Squidward's on my side!" Squidward: "I most certainly am not!" Spongebob: "Then that means he's on MY side!" Squidward: "No Spongebob, I'm not on your side either! I'm on nobody's side!"
Corrin: Ryoma, I'm not coming home. Ryoma: I miss you, Hinoka misses you, even Takumi misses you! Corrin: I'm happy here. Nohr is my new home now. Ryoma: NO, COOOORRIIIIIIIN!
In the end Takumi takes the choice the hardest. An equivalent would be Patrick (R) hanging around squid ward (T) and then squid ward (T)begging Corrin back
![Corrin's new groove [Fire Emblem Fates Parody]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PhMdaj9C9xc/mqdefault.jpg)
I fucking *knew* takumi would be squidward
Same
Lol that part was perfect
I'd be weird if it was anyone else
+Jiggy Wiggy ASMR Takumi was PERFECT as squidward, XD
XDDD IKR
Takumi as Squidward was the best part. XD
FUCKING TAKUMI GOD DAMMIT XDDD
+Chibi Yubel
#TakumiDidNothingWrong
+Lord Takumi though we, must still blame him
+Lord Takumi #TAKUMISTARTEDTHISWAR
#BlameTakumi
This is it. This is Conquest.
This is a factual accurate representation of Conquest.
So Treize watch videos like this between two fights against the gundams
math77370 There is a certain beauty in a fight wouldn't you agree?
+Treize Khushrenada what is beautifull in fighging a space boysband?
math77370 Seeing the tears of sad fangirls who can't deal with seeing their husbando get defeated of course.
+Treize Khushrenada well said !
I lost it at Takumi.
Lolz who didn't
Takumi be like: THE STUPID DRAGON THING IS FINALLY OUT OF MY WAY, NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING AN INSANE PUPPET TH- oh um... oops
Same lol I couldn't 😂😂🤣
like wise
If it's Birthlight instead. Camellia would be Patrick since she wants Corrin's dead corspe to comfort with.
If she did she's gonna go buy a nice ship
Lol and Iago would be squidward
leo would be squidward.
Shivery Sapphire okay...
Sounds familair~
Any situation in life can be summed up from scenes in Spongbob.
Or the old Simpsons.
This is really funny.
My only issue is that I think Patrick and Sandy should trade characters, since Hinoka was going all crazy about wanting to bring Corrin back.
+PTp1ranha I was on chapter 12 when I made the video.
Ryoma says something like, "Even if I have to use force I will bring you back. Maybe the sting of my blade will bring you to your senses!"
Daylon Hester Oh yeah. I was only thinking about Hinoka's backstory. But that fits too.
+PTp1ranha actually Hinoka is really accepting of your choice so that actually makes sense. Takumi actually takes it the hardest.
+Brian Nunnally Jr I AM BETRAYAL!!!
Yeah I think I agree
Wait a minute!
How can Spongebob represent Corrin
if he's wearing shoes?
Good one
He/She decided to wear shoes after He/She steped on a lego.
WE'VE GOT A CRIME SCENE HERE!
But corrin doesn't know what a Lego is
How can he represent Corrin if he has a likable personality, isn't perfect, and the whole universe doesn't revolve around him?
This is... wonderful
Its very accurate too, lol.
+Mangs Even the great mangs agree it's great.
FIVE POINTS
This has 100% accuratecy
It's basically insulting Conquest's bad story, which I am fine with lol
Wow...this is...disturbingly accurate
unova1995 I know the astra was hilarious
FAKE. Corrin's wearing shoes.
OH NOOOOOOO
He could be reclassed
Well, Lucina doesn't even have feet, she wears them, maybe Corrin will one day?
Wow that's so funny
And Ryoma isn't a lobster
This needs more attention
+Captain Killjoy Well, around 8k people on tumblr gave it enough attention.
+Cyanide Exploder Wait wat
Daylon Hester s-tier.tumblr.com/post/140121907476
+Cyanide Exploder Crap, man. That WebM got around, didn't it?
lmao Takumi and how the Nohr siblings just ignore him and jet off
Fucking Takumi I'm dead
#blametakumi
+Randomoersontalking Hi #FreeTakumi
#PraiseTakumi
DefinitelyNotaPervert how dare you plz do not say that
ladyluneth SAME
THIS IS SO ACCURATE I'M CRYING this was perfect.
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy
Hey Xander, i believe my sides landed in the royal palace? Can you look for them, and just throw into the dragon gate for me? And tell Camilla to stop sending stone golems here? The Shining One and I had to go help Yamato Hotsuin repair a few towers
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy I can't seem to read your name XD
This is accurate, fucking Takumi 😂
+Hunter Shadow
#TakumiDidNothingWrong
#ItWasAnInsideJob
#FreeTakumi
+Lord Takumi
lol nope
#BlameTakumi
#Takumeme
+Chloe Balatbat XD Takumeme made my day #BlameTakumi2k16
#Nope
#BlamsTakumi
#IPraiseLordLeo
YIPEE! XD good ol Takumi
You are a fucking genius, you know that?
Yes
That's it guys. That's the game. Thank you for making this, you beautiful, beautiful person.
I knew Takumi would be Squidward. This was just perfect. XD
THE WORST PART IS THIS IS 100% accurate
Swap Ryoma with Hinoka and this is accurate
no because he tries to drag you back during the time elise is sick.
hinoka just fights you.
Damn
the norh version is Patrick: Camella, Sandy: Elize, Squidward: Garon.
Oh, I would LOVE a "Hoshido inna Nutshell" version. XD
+Lucifer Con The Nohr version works better for this joke honestly...
HerotonAlmighty2011 I know, yeah, but as a massive Nohrian Scum and an avid defender of Conquest's plot (yes, I loved it IMO), I think it'd be nice to depreciate Birthright once in a while. XD
I agree...just not when I'm killing them (Revelations all the way)
HerotonAlmighty2011 Lol
My sides are in another galaxy right now.
I still can't believe that this is an actual thing that someone sat down and made.
It's absolutely amazing how well this works
Patrick plays Ryoma's part perfectly. Setting up an ambush at a hospital is "Patrick-like".
I just keep rewatching this over and over! Never gets old.
0:37 Conquest Chapter 12 in a nutshell.
Does this mean Sakura is Gary?
+StealthDoctor She's about as useful as gary, if that counts
+Wezz is Mad That means very useful.
Yin/Yang Bomb Idk about you but my Sakura was really shit
+Wezz is Mad yeah sakura is garbage
+StealthDoctor I think Felicia/Jakob would be Gary
This is so accurate to fire emblem fates conquest especially the Takumi part :D
+Archy Ashton TOTALLY XD #BlameTakumi
(I still love the tsundere pineapple though)
SpongeShido Birthrightpants when
Ryoma:COME BACKKKK
Corrin: big brother I'm not going with you
Ryoma:I MISS YOU! HINOKA MISSES YOU! EVEN TAKUMI MISSES YOU
Takumi:*dancing*
Corrin:I'm happy here. Nohr is my home now *walks away*
Ryoma:*being dragged by hinoka* NOOOO!!! COME BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!
wow, I saw the video too!
+Miku Lovescats Thanks for helping out all the deaf viewers
Well Takumi would probably more accurate be him shooting a Corrin shaped target dummy shouting BETRAYAL!
I freaking knew Takumi was going to be Squidward. Still funny as hell when I saw that.
Spongui/Spongin:Patrick! what are you doing!?!
Patrick:No more games, To the death! (epic music plays)
This has reached a point beyond too perfect. It has ascended.
You should've made the net the raijinto ;-;
The part with Takumi was just too funny.
I just got Conquest. Got past the "picking your path" part. Saw this and can't stop laughing.
This becomes way more relevant later on lol
I wish some of the jellyfish had faceless masks
Why does Hinoka's face on Sandy's body work so well.
They’re kindred spirits. Fates has brought them together. Lol.
How in the world did this not get copyright bombed. I uploaded a spongebob emblem thing of my own just now and it's copyright blocked everywhere. >_>
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SpongeBob is blocked by default, and you have to challenge the copyright claim to make the video available.
Mention that parody is protected under Fair Use and is therefore not a violation of copyright, and they should put it back up. (It took them less than 24 hours to unblock mine)
+Daylon Hester Well if it worked for you it should work for me as well then. Thanks for letting me know.
Birthright ver:
"Camilla, I'm not coming home."
"I miss you! Leo misses you! Even Father misses you!"
(cuts to Garon dancing and partying)
I watched this video so many times and it never gets old or boring
Sides Status: In Orbit
It's even funnier cus this has more plot quality than the actual game cjsnxjwjsj
0:09 Somehow im not surprised at all about how accurate that is
0:45 I mean, that's pretty much Camilla in Birthright
This is quite possibly the best thing I have and will ever watch.
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT AND ACCURATE OMG
How have I not seen this until now? This is glorious.
This is a thing of beauty.
Why de these videos exist and *WHY* IS IT SO FRICKING *ACCURATE* ?????
Wow this was the funniest Fire Emblem Fates video I've ever seen
"So what's the story in Fates?"
Me: **shows them this video**
This sums up the entire second act of conquest
0:45 when patrick makes you emotional
i mean ryouma
why does this work so well
Is this really conquest in a nutshell?
Basically!
MesprittheDigimon
Good to know!
Reject Hoshido... AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
This is so amazing XD
I am still so surprised by how many things Spongebob can represent.
I said it once and i'il say it again
Spongbob really have memes for every situation
It's official, I love the internet and this video is the reason why.
Oh my god
This is literally as perfect as the actual conquest story
I can't believe how perfect this is...
Imagine if Patricks war cry was one of Ryomas crit quotes. I mean it fits so well.
This is flipping gold
"I even picked out this nice jar for you!"
the jar reads Corrin-Brother
looool
Ryotrick and his legendary blade, Netjinto.
You know what would work great for Revelation? The "Snowball Effect" episode when Squidward is about to throw a snowball at Spongebob after he takes out his fire place.
Squidward (Corrin) : "SPONGEBOB! (Xander)" *readies snowball*
Patrick (Ryoma): "YAY, Squidward's on my side!"
Squidward: "I most certainly am not!"
Spongebob: "Then that means he's on MY side!"
Squidward: "No Spongebob, I'm not on your side either! I'm on nobody's side!"
Corrin: Ryoma, I'm not coming home.
Ryoma: I miss you, Hinoka misses you, even Takumi misses you!
Corrin: I'm happy here. Nohr is my new home now.
Ryoma: NO, COOOORRIIIIIIIN!
beautiful
This is literally the entirety of Conquest in a nutshell
For some reason I will always laugh at then noise the Jellyfish make when Patrick swings the net
Its honestly really scary how accurate this is
Did an ad for a Hinoka Custom Amiibo pop up for anyone else when Patrick/Ryoma said he would make Spongebob/Corrin into a trophy?
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Should i laugh or cry some days i laugh some days i cry. That is how special fire emblem fates is.
I love the Nohrian Royal family hopping up and down like that XD
Takumi as Squidward... DIDNT EXPECT THAT DIDJA?
you sir have earn my upvote
If only this wasn't extremely representative of the plot and character motivations
this is so dead on on its just too good
Literally 2 seconds before it showed squidward I said “It’s fucking Takumi.” And then proceeded to die XD
I cant believe this is a 7 year old video now
You should take the itchy sea urchin scene and edit a bunch of Camilla heads on them.
I immediately knew Takumi was going to be Squidward haha
This is.....disturbingly accurate.
A masterpiece
It’s funny cause based on chapter 12 (? I think)
Ryoma really can’t take no for an answer
Legit AF.
You're amazing.
this is genuinely great.
In the end Takumi takes the choice the hardest. An equivalent would be Patrick (R) hanging around squid ward (T) and then squid ward (T)begging Corrin back
man with all that speed you'd think Ryoma would catch Corrin...
I want to become SpongeNohrian ScumPants.
This video just made my day rofl
before the video started i KNEW takumi would be squidward.
nice vid 10/10
+Karnacle Blackburn when he said even squidward misses you I'm like "Squidward is Takumi isn't he?" And he was and I died.
The more I watch it, the more accurate it gets. Especially Takumi Tentacles.
This is brilliant! I feel like this would also work nicely for Birthright with Camilla as Patrick XD
Actual footage of Conquest.
If this was birthright then Xander would be Patrick,Camilla would be Sandy,and Leo would be Squidward