**Sees a man die because he cut the wrong wire, Which was told to him by this guy** "I've got nothing to do here." **Crouch walks past the dead corpse before heading into full sprint** Clearly nothing will ever top that moment in this game.
May Talos bless you and all those who seek a reward upon this bountie, the Jarl will pronounce the winner in 2 weeks. Until then, eyes on the sky, traveller.
Wow I am impressed you chose hydrofluoric acid as your example, as it would travel through his thick skin and deeper into the tissue. Didn't know critikal was so educated on chemistry!
Yes, more of this. I'm not saying you should do full LP's Critikal, but I'm saying you should give us some "greatest hits" of these gems you find every now and then.
+farjacko I also thought it looks fun until I realized they released this in 2008. Not in 2002 or 2003, no, they released a game looking like this in 2008. You know, e.g. Gothic 3 came out in 2006. And its graphics are next-gen when compared to this piece of crap.
What happened to the opening & closing lines? I miss, "What's up, everybody? It's Cr1TiKaL. I'm playing __ for the __. Let's do this shit." & "Well, that's the end of this video. Remember to rate the video, comment the video & subscribe lf you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya.".
Youre so fucking funny dude I had to sub XD and also Ive been looking for a channel that does commentary on mini and low spec games like Exodus form earth, Dinosaur hunt and all those other small games I fucking love those types of games! I highly recommend you play Alpha Prime. I would love to see your really funny commentary on it and plus its a very fun game I approve it :) SUBBED!
Soo... What do I do now? Do I rate the video and comment on the video? And what do I do if I want to see videos similar to this one? I need some directions here, please!
"This guy's concentration is second-to-none," as he stands there and gets the shit beaten out of him with an axe. Hahaha I'm gonna get all of my favorite Cr1tikal quotes tattooed on my ass.
+stone sherrill he's stupid. acting like an 80 year old politician knows less than "most people that know economics" which there's no way he could be possibly referring to himself. it's OK though. I have nothing to do here.
**Sees a man die because he cut the wrong wire, Which was told to him by this guy**
"I've got nothing to do here."
**Crouch walks past the dead corpse before heading into full sprint**
Clearly nothing will ever top that moment in this game.
+TheMultiTasker3 *in ANY game.
I noticed that that guy puts his head directly into the sparks when crouching away.
that moment was truly the pinnacle of gaming.
+Maikel Plat his voice is so majestic
+TheMultiTasker3 *youll never jerk me off alive*
How am I supposed to rate the video comment the video and subscribe to see videos similar to this one if you don't tell me to at the end?
+JokingJames2 see ya
+JokingJames2 And how do we even know who are we listening here? He didn't welcome us nor presented himself.
+Vesohag We can't even say for sure that this was cr1tikal in this video... kind of unsettling
+JokingJames2 I actually thought the same thing.
+JokingJames2 You gotta figure it out without him telling you bro!
Your commentary is so majestic.
+Balderdash His commentary is pure perfection.
Majestic is an understatement.
He surpasses that of even Morgan Freeman
Phoenix Gaming
Morgan Freeman you say?
Morgan Freeman's voice sounds bitchy compared to cr1tikal's!
After God said, "Let there be light!" Critical said, "Nipples".
This game is about to get a new life with the speedruning community
May Talos bless you and all those who seek a reward upon this bountie, the Jarl will pronounce the winner in 2 weeks. Until then, eyes on the sky, traveller.
SPEEDRUN!
"I didn't do anything wrong"
*shoots*
"Yes you did"
"I didn't do anything"
*shoots*
"Yes you did"
+ExoticWolf 00 Yes this is what happened in the video.
Lost it at yogi the bear
2:03 That guy's focus rivals my own when watching your videos.
I just love all the people commenting and trying to sound like Cr1t. Just goes to show that just anyone can't say "nipples" and get a laugh.
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***** Free gift cards?!?!?! Oh man, I better jump on that fast before they're all gone!!
@@MartKencuda did you get the gift cards?
@@johnthebaldasshuman Yeah, but they were all for Arby's :(
WOOOO YEAH BABY LETS GOOO WERE BACK FROM THE FUTURE THE RUNNING HAS BEGUN PLUS I GET TO ENJOY 2016 CHARLIE
I didn't do anything.
+Nesdork I have nothing to do here.
Yes you did.
Yes you did
Yes you did
Yes you did.
RIP Yogi Bear
1958-2016
Got to the big picnic basket in the sky
Both this and the first video are criminally under-viewed for how hilarious they are, I love these videos so much
Holy fuck these one liners are actually killing me.
That was the greatest cinematic spoiler of all time
Reply if your watching this in 2013!
I'm watching this in 1998
+TheSignPainter500 I am. Word to the wise: Never trust an impossibly fancy British man in a police call box.
+TheSignPainter500 Replying from 1930 here, what is this strange contraption with the miniature movie theatre inside?
+TheSignPainter500 i'm here in the 1340's, guy i'm sitting next to is hacking up a lung, and everyone is dying
on a side note, the music is nice...
***** Assuming there's time machines, why not time internet? Seems an arbitrary place to draw the line.
2:50 I'm starting to suspect this game may actually be a parody and was made poorly on purpose.
makes sense... the mechanics and graphics are fine for the most part
no its just translated badly from russian
This is my first video I watched of his, and he has to to be one of the funniest guys I've watched on RUclips!
+Ariel Halpern welcome to Vallaha
You should watch his Babysitter Bloodbath video lol
+ShadowDragonAxe valla huh?
+ZeCaesar okay!
+Ariel Halpern and generally all the recommendations in the sidebar.
One of his best video in a while.
I absolutely love the commentary
Every second of this made me laugh so hard my nipples got blasted into the stratosphere.
My ass cheeks gained enough speed they entered the 420th dimension .
Oh god . . . "I've got nothing to do here!" That was some DasBoSchitt material right there . . . and the fact that it wasn't intended . . . gold.
God i love your videos
Just when you think this channel can't get any better... boom, he uploads another vid.
You sir, are the true almighty master of commentary
Oh my god I'm crying. That guy magically getting electrocuted from the sparks was priceless.
I cry at how short his videos tend to be. I want more.
Welcome back, gamers
Wow I am impressed you chose hydrofluoric acid as your example, as it would travel through his thick skin and deeper into the tissue. Didn't know critikal was so educated on chemistry!
already 30 seconds in and i gave in. i liked the video
Here 7 years later because of the speed run challenge too? 🤣
Yes, more of this. I'm not saying you should do full LP's Critikal, but I'm saying you should give us some "greatest hits" of these gems you find every now and then.
_"i have nothing to do here..._"
says the man who just witnessed his best friend get electrocuted and die right in front of him
I never laughed this hard in a while, thanks for making my shitty day just a little less shitty.
This seems like a quality game.
I respect this man
This game actually looks kinda fun. Highly unoriginal and stupid, but fun.
Well, it does have a lot of fairly favorable Steam reviews.
+farjacko I was gonna say it's got its age counting for it, then I remembered, Crysis came out a year before this.
+Hamster McBot really crysis came out a year before THIS??? I thought this was a 90's game FFS! xD
+farjacko I also thought it looks fun until I realized they released this in 2008.
Not in 2002 or 2003, no, they released a game looking like this in 2008. You know, e.g. Gothic 3 came out in 2006. And its graphics are next-gen when compared to this piece of crap.
"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the---" SUBBED
As someone who has a Tofu squishing fetish, I can say your description was spot on.
make the videos longer please lol I'm dying of laughing so hard
Oh that fucking ending, I'm in tears m80!
The scene from Babysitter Bloodbath is still cinematic genius. This is a close second.
nooooo we need more of this game. :(
Yesssss videooo
NPC: "I didn't do anything!! :( :("
Cr1tikal: *shoots them* yes you did
LMAO
2:13 absolutely slayed me lol
holy crap that was probably the funniest cutscene of all time
The voice acting is the best part of this game by far.
In space, no one can hear you ask for picnic baskets
gr8 vid m8
2:10
Im dying
+JohrnyReport And so is he...
I think.
+JohrnyReport funniest part i rofled so hard here ahahah
Notification squad checking in!
yuh.
What happened to the opening & closing lines? I miss, "What's up, everybody? It's Cr1TiKaL. I'm playing __ for the __. Let's do this shit." & "Well, that's the end of this video. Remember to rate the video, comment the video & subscribe lf you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya.".
Omg what a cliff hanger...MOOORE
2:00 this room rinds me of the Shinra president's office in ff7
"I don't know what the fuck that sound effect was, it sounded like tofu being squished in the palm of someone's hand."
I fall in love
yes more videos like these and less speedruns, thats the old cr1ktal i am missing
hoo boy, ive got good news, and bad news
another cr1tikal classic video ;)
10000 bucks
Tofu being squished in the palm of someone's hand lol
If only we could be as carefree as these people with axe gouges in their faces.
God that 4 Kids dub tier voice acting XD
oh shit the branch!
That wire cutting scene is similar to the one in Max Payne
You killed my brother Yogi?? It's alright. He was the perfect sacrifice to the Nipple Lord known as Cr1tikal!
We got oooohs we got aaahhhhss
You said gundam.... You're the FUCKING MAN ! I FUCKIG LOVE YOU
2:41 how to get rid of an annoying friend, featuring a guy who always sounds sad.
that judge dredd reference
"Did I just shoot Yogi Bear"
0:03
He broke the fourth wall by taking about the game
Still better animations than Fallout 4 imo.
Youre so fucking funny dude I had to sub XD and also Ive been looking for a channel that does commentary on mini and low spec games like Exodus form earth, Dinosaur hunt and all those other small games I fucking love those types of games!
I highly recommend you play Alpha Prime. I would love to see your really funny commentary on it and plus its a very fun game I approve it :) SUBBED!
"I don't do anything."
I spat my tea out at 2:09
*Looks down at the comment section* Welp, I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO HERE
Lol these videos turn a shit day into a good one XD
😍
Omg that guy on the computer
You should play oddworld games. Especially strangers wrath, that is the best.
yes
This game looks like Postal 2 in space
shoulda seen this coming.................
Soo... What do I do now? Do I rate the video and comment on the video? And what do I do if I want to see videos similar to this one? I need some directions here, please!
"This guy's concentration is second-to-none," as he stands there and gets the shit beaten out of him with an axe. Hahaha I'm gonna get all of my favorite Cr1tikal quotes tattooed on my ass.
It's 12:10 in the morning and I have nothing to do here.
does anyone else imagine a facecam on the screen after seeing him on snapchat?
dad.
ily
"I don't know shit about economics graphs" - Bernie Sanders
LAMO truer words
lmao falser words.
+stone sherrill he's stupid. acting like an 80 year old politician knows less than "most people that know economics" which there's no way he could be possibly referring to himself. it's OK though. I have nothing to do here.
0:54 to 1:11 is a wild sequence
Ofcourse imma win this challenge
No
No
No
No
2:02 that guy looks like Ethan from h3h3
Right off the beginning the guy fucking dies and all his reaction is "oh my." in a monotone voice
that gun sounds like a halo 3 assault rifle
ooOOOHHH
i swear that assault rifle gunshot is the same as the one in Halo 3...
Could you play more league? Your bard video was hysterical!
I've never had a game make me physically sick to my nipples.
I expected better graphics from metro Exodus.
Looks like a Dying Light video is coming up soon.