+StickguyMB Bravo human. I can't say anything bad about this fucking comment, I'm stumped. For RUclips comments I am programmed to comment negatively but you just fisted the cake. I think my automatic response system is going into overload... ERROR... ERROR... ERROR.... cr1tikal failure.
Mad Sloth Digital Homicide Studios has a reputation for making shitty games and then asking youtube to take down videos that call them out on their shit. Their excuse is "That's illegal reproduction of game footage."
+FranckyFox2468 Relax, they have no legal grounds to take down this video. Sure, that didn't stop them in the past but the net result of their flagging attempts is lots of negative publicity for them. Hopefully they learned their lesson.
+FranckyFox2468 RUclips's actually recently started enforcing fair use and refusing to take shit down just because someone tells them to. They even used one of Jim's videos as an example of fair use.
+AlexLong1000 Yeah tbh Id say that Mass Effect 1s combat is like, maaaaybe 4 times better than this. Like, there's 2 enemy filled bases instead of 1. There's the 2-story giant shipping container full of shipping containers. and there's the underground base with windows looking out at the dirt, and shipping containers.
Love how he says nothing but nice things about the game while showing contradictory footage in the background, then turns and completely shits on the game in the final verdict at the end. This has all the makings to be an IGN review.
For the first thirty seconds I didn't see why it was so bad, but then as the horror mounted over the next four minutes I realized that it was a Lovecraft nightmare in disguise.
damn, for the first few seconds of gameplay I thought to myself "hm, this doesn't look that bad. not that good, but not the worst game on steam." but damn does the shit escalate quickly.
This seems kinda off topic, but I just want to thank you for not having ads in your videos. You're one of the few "big" RUclipsrs that doesn't have ads. I just think you're awesome for that.
You are a really good talker man, I have thought about it, since I have started to watch your videos. It just follows me every time. So I had to say it out loud to you. ++ For speach man!
I'd say this game is poetic, it allowed us to see the struggles of the galactic hitman and the aliens and cyborgs missing their frags because their gear is all full of gamer gunk . Remember skills alone won't save you
I hope Digital Homicide shares this video unironically after watching a few seconds of it, not realizing that you call it garbage at the end until it's far too late.
Hoi Tem I mean I don't know if that's the coined term or whatever but I like the sound of it and I'm pretty sure it's been said. But hey! You're a gafster too ya goof!
No if they had a literal galactic hitman type game, or where you're a bounty hunter taking down targets, maybe what Prey 2 could have been but more open to choosing good or bad, traveling planets, spaceships, etc etc with a cowboy bebop vibe. That'd be amazing.
+JC Not Digital Homicide games are on a whole different level from all other games. that said, Ride to Hell is still worse simply due to the fact that it was basically a triple A game.
It's 50% off and yet it's currently not among the top sellers. The only explanation I can possibly think of is that everyone already owns the game since it came out.
+Titus Tucker well, the "quotations" should give it away. They're hardly worth even calling "games". Visual novels, giving players the choice of hitting either "option 1" or "option 2" to progress with literally nothing else to do from start to finish, anime/animated games with quality equivalent to a 15 year old with a couple hours of free time, and then SJW/TumblrTrash.
+Titus Tucker Not really... In most cases, shitty games get negative reviews. Good games get positive ones. The problem is that now it's pretty easy for crappy developers to put unfinished pieces of shit on steam and charge for them, so there's a lot of trash out there.
To be fair, the Bible isn't that great of a literary masterpiece. It carries more meaning in it's messages and morals, but thanks to it being centuries old and translated through multiple languages, it's words aren't exactly finely crafted. It's more of a symbol then a book at this point.
If I ever become a developer, I want Cr1TiKaL to evaluate my games. I dont care how harsh the review is, it would be worth it just to hear his voice and his creative descriptions.
Now that's some.... cr1tikal analysis.
+StickguyMB Now we cooking about!
*Puts shades on*
"YEEEAAAHHH!"
+StickguyMB Bingo bango!
+StickguyMB SANS!
+StickguyMB Bravo human. I can't say anything bad about this fucking comment, I'm stumped.
For RUclips comments I am programmed to comment negatively but you just fisted the cake. I think my automatic response system is going into overload... ERROR... ERROR... ERROR.... cr1tikal failure.
i hope the devs see this video.
+Mad Sloth So they do a copyright strike on it ?
the sudden disappointment when the devs realize it was a complete joke is something I would pay to see
Mantis47 what is there to copyright? he isn't distributing the game
Mad Sloth Digital Homicide Studios has a reputation for making shitty games and then asking youtube to take down videos that call them out on their shit. Their excuse is "That's illegal reproduction of game footage."
Mantis47 EW ew ew ew ew
I just hope Digital Homicide understand sarcasm.... or not for Cr1tikal's sake....
+FranckyFox2468 inb4 copyright strikes and reply videos. I can see it now Cr1tikal Fucking Sterling
That 1 Pope Yeah, but know cr1tikal's fanbase, they have even less chance to get away with it than jim
Cr1tikal should start making t-shirts just to be sure.
+FranckyFox2468 Relax, they have no legal grounds to take down this video. Sure, that didn't stop them in the past but the net result of their flagging attempts is lots of negative publicity for them. Hopefully they learned their lesson.
+FranckyFox2468 RUclips's actually recently started enforcing fair use and refusing to take shit down just because someone tells them to. They even used one of Jim's videos as an example of fair use.
sarcasm aside, if there's a game of there that matches how you described the gameplay, I'd play the shit out of it.
out*
+timothytt547 Mass Effect?
+timothytt547 is ur pic an adolescents reference?
+AlexLong1000 Yeah tbh Id say that Mass Effect 1s combat is like, maaaaybe 4 times better than this. Like, there's 2 enemy filled bases instead of 1. There's the 2-story giant shipping container full of shipping containers. and there's the underground base with windows looking out at the dirt, and shipping containers.
+Toby Fitzgerald yes!
Cr1tikals next video is going to be on "Shark Attack Deathmatch 2"
Mark my words
+beachbum111111 let me guess , looked at his steam account?
+maxx0wnd wait, what's his steam?
Paige Bowers his steam is Monster steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037566588
+beachbum111111 YOU WERE RIGHT DUDE OMG LOL
+beachbum111111 WITNESSED
last time i came this early my wife asked for a divorce
+SiLz Zebo no1 cares
+Th1rte3n DB obama care
+SiLz Zebo did you decline
+SiLz Zebo yeah you are probably right
+Caramel Johnson boo
when he said the devs name was digital homicide i thought he was joking lol.
Still better than A2M, but those had to rename themselves.
W o w. Just w o w.
+Mr Sark hi
+Mr Sark Wait. Mr. Sark? YOU WATCH CR1TIKAL?!!?!1111ONEONEone[question mark]
+ShadowToast that's what I'm sayin' man!? Mr.Sark? What!?
GTFO 😂
yup
Jim Sterling is gonna be thrilled. Fuck Digital Homicide
Love how he says nothing but nice things about the game while showing contradictory footage in the background, then turns and completely shits on the game in the final verdict at the end. This has all the makings to be an IGN review.
+Natsu You must be new to this channel.
Get used to sarcasm because with this guy, you will become good enogugh too see it blantanly
+yacine isthemastah that's why we're all here bro
+Natsu hey do you remeber me..? i asked you to marry me 1 year ago natsu still didn't hear an answer.
For the first thirty seconds I didn't see why it was so bad, but then as the horror mounted over the next four minutes I realized that it was a Lovecraft nightmare in disguise.
damn, for the first few seconds of gameplay I thought to myself "hm, this doesn't look that bad. not that good, but not the worst game on steam." but damn does the shit escalate quickly.
5,270 Vies
530 Likes
0 Dislikes
Thats nice.
+Gordon Freeman Lol I think the 1 and only dislike was from the game developer.
+Gordon Freeman You had to jinx it, didn't you?
+Gordon Freeman Your not fooling anyobody son we know you were the first dislike
+Zachary Vega *you're
Quit being a pussyfart and make HL3 already
This game would be perfect if it allowed you to charm enemies with a recorder.
I love your evaluation videos, I'm always dying of laughter
"gamer assassin".
I feel cool for knowing the refference.
REALLY?
+Stashmaniac another one
+Stashmaniac another one
+Stashmaniac I'm broccoli assassin.
same
Cr1TiKaL reviewing one of Digital Homicide's shitty ass games? aww yiss!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
...
Actually no, I wouldn't.
It's so good that the Steam reviews are "Mostly Negative" Interesting...
I do indeed want to see videos similar to this one. Please do more evaluations.
this joke cost money.
I think the only thing Digital Homicide Studios have going for them is how cool their name sounds
This seems kinda off topic, but I just want to thank you for not having ads in your videos.
You're one of the few "big" RUclipsrs that doesn't have ads. I just think you're awesome for that.
You are a really good talker man,
I have thought about it, since I have started to watch your videos.
It just follows me every time. So I had to say it out loud to you.
++ For speach man!
Great moves Charlie, keep it up, proud of you.
(Everything said in the video minus the ending bit) 10/10
-IGN
I love that reference you made at 0:37 was amazing.
This video probably made that company more than the original release
The Sonic Dreams Collection is at the top of my Christmas list.
All jokes aside. A hitman game, like blood money would be really cool in space.
I thought for a second this was supposed to be the new HItman game, until I saw the next next gen graphics
I'd say this game is poetic, it allowed us to see the struggles of the galactic hitman and the aliens and cyborgs missing their frags because their gear is all full of gamer gunk . Remember skills alone won't save you
I hope Digital Homicide shares this video unironically after watching a few seconds of it, not realizing that you call it garbage at the end until it's far too late.
You know, man you sold me on this game, i'm going to go ahead and ask Santa for it, so good.
Favorite RUclipsr a fellow Gafster? That's a 10.
Fans of h3h3productions. It's a pretty funny channel. Might not be everyone's cup of tea but I find it quite funny.
+LovablePWNER i'm a fan of h3h3 but I never knew "Gafster" was what the fanbase was called
Hoi Tem I mean I don't know if that's the coined term or whatever but I like the sound of it and I'm pretty sure it's been said. But hey! You're a gafster too ya goof!
+LovablePWNER another one
Mighty Poggers You smaht, you loyal, you a genius, I appreciate dat.
I want Cr1TiKaL to evaluate my body
Wow I remember back when you were doing MW2 vids, you gotten big dude.
I know whats going on my christmas list
That cleaning your gaming gear reference was awesome
All nine dislikes are probably the developers.
That sarcasm was just a finisher to this video
No if they had a literal galactic hitman type game, or where you're a bounty hunter taking down targets, maybe what Prey 2 could have been but more open to choosing good or bad, traveling planets, spaceships, etc etc with a cowboy bebop vibe. That'd be amazing.
Hey dude. Thanks for these videos.
It's funny how he talks so well about it and then in the last 20 seconds he goes all out insulting it.
At 4:40 I paused the video because he made me so excited about this game that I had to go and buy it. Now it's time to watch the end.
The nine dislikes were probably the devs.
I actually quite like the graphics of the lights and the walls
I've never laughed harder at anything else on RUclips in my entire account's history
marry Christmas and a happy new year critikal
This belongs at the smithsonian, high art like this is reserved only for the elite
You know I cant see this video as I used to. Not ever since I saw your snapchat, It's an even better video.
He should set the world record for faster speed run for this.
His mom will be proud.
We need more videos like this.
2015's Day One Garry's Incident.
+JC Not Or Ride to Hell Retribution
+JC Not Digital Homicide games are on a whole different level from all other games. that said, Ride to Hell is still worse simply due to the fact that it was basically a triple A game.
lol the way you say urinal cake is freaking great
"fold his fuckin' laundry" is so great.
The giant abysmal urinal cake is a lie!
game assassins, I caught that reference mister
THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.
REALLY!
Nice little reference to a recent H3H3 video mate, god bless.
Finally something to rival black ops 3
It's 50% off and yet it's currently not among the top sellers. The only explanation I can possibly think of is that everyone already owns the game since it came out.
I noticed that most "games" that are released onto steam are filled with negative reviews.Like damn... what's happening?
+Titus Tucker Haters, trolls, and people who believed the hype.
And that's just the game devs. The players are almost as bad.
+Titus Tucker well, the "quotations" should give it away. They're hardly worth even calling "games". Visual novels, giving players the choice of hitting either "option 1" or "option 2" to progress with literally nothing else to do from start to finish, anime/animated games with quality equivalent to a 15 year old with a couple hours of free time, and then SJW/TumblrTrash.
+Titus Tucker Not really... In most cases, shitty games get negative reviews. Good games get positive ones.
The problem is that now it's pretty easy for crappy developers to put unfinished pieces of shit on steam and charge for them, so there's a lot of trash out there.
Mantis47 Well for me, it's mmo's or unfinished indie games. I see it most of the time. but then again, i really don't check out the steam store
+iluvshoopuffs Sounds like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
The devs actually deserve the name Digital Homocide.
Christ the enemies don't even walk around do they
To be fair, the Bible isn't that great of a literary masterpiece. It carries more meaning in it's messages and morals, but thanks to it being centuries old and translated through multiple languages, it's words aren't exactly finely crafted. It's more of a symbol then a book at this point.
cr1tikals sarcasm is unparalleled
I like how he just reverses his opinion right at the end of video. I was this close to getting the game, too.
"Game assassins"
Kritikal watches H3H3 confirmed.
Fold their laundry.
If he didn't script this, he is truly a comedy god.
Game Assassins? and Dudettes? Good thing I have cleaned the gamer gunk off my keyboard
the best master of sarcasm love it
Hop into another tab and listen as he describes the game of the century.
4:41 plus made me spit out my drink laughing ahahah
the textures look good in the spawn room.
Because of this video... I now rate this game 10/10! :D
This may be the funniest video you've done recently.
If you are a gamer assassin like me you would know that this and honey pop are the greatest games in our generation
Cr1tikal seems to know the future, he probably would've been sued if this was real about it.
cr1t1kal, please do more of these "Evaluation" videos.
punch in RUclips search:
"penguinz0 evaluation".
he has many more than this, some are quite old though.
Loving the leaked Starfield gameplay footage.
I dont think I've ever heard Crit1kal sound so digusted by a game.
your sarcasm is deadly, daddy
gamer assassins.... he watches h3h3. it's awesome that my favorite youtubers are all pretty much friends
"On my chest, there lay breast." - Vincent, Criken, and Cr1tikal 2015
If I ever become a developer, I want Cr1TiKaL to evaluate my games. I dont care how harsh the review is, it would be worth it just to hear his voice and his creative descriptions.
That metallic underlined font in digital homicides game is from a logo text generator thats online.
its like called Coologo or Cool text or idk
no doubt in my mind mister penguinz.
Cr1tikal playing a Digital Homicide game? Oh be still my beating nipples.
Why do these people bother making games?
I would like Daddy Claus to get this game for me, it looks FLAWLESS, no issues or bugs at all
5 minutes perfectly used up by intense sarcasm.
I think a Jim Sterling / Cr1tikal team up to bash Digital Homicide would be easily the best thing ever.
Quality Evaluation
The people that dislike this are the people that actually believed his review.
bless your soul
Cr1tikal watches Jim Sterling and h3h3 confirmed.
RIP Digital Homicide.
Gotta love Digital Homicide
fellow game assassins Hahahaha I died at that part