MAKE IT STOP!! | UNO
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2018
- JUST MAKE IT STOP!! I GIVE UP!! UNCLE!! I'M BEGGING YOU!! LET THIS UNO MATCH END!!!
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Игры
I was totally the best bot xD
JP hi! Could you not talk in this call, or was that all part of being "the bot"
JP!!! I’m so proud of you you got to play with Markiplier! Why couldn’t you talk though? Will you be uploading your perspective?
Yup buddy
Next time we need yo make sure you are in the voice chat. XD
Ya didn’t get linked :(
The fact that Wade says so much weird angry stuff that he just believed he said “Two tits of a rat’s ass” when it was Mark is hilarious.
Mark just couldn’t admit he actually said it
It took me 15 minutes to realize jp was in fact, a real human being
who is he
@@SerialGemini JP
@@shadithakis yes ik but like, where did they find him? is he Wade's friend
@@SerialGemini his channel is jpw03 and yes he is a friend of wade
@Connor Dean he commented on this video so yeah he can understand them
nobody really knows why he didn't talk, guessing he wasn't in the call
6:55
I can imagine Jp stare at the dragon card, laugh, and play it even if he heard Wade tell nobody to play the dragon
0:40 ``Its like red button, don`t push it``
Mark literally blew Detroit up for a cake.
XD almost forgot about that one
He also literally played a game called "Dont push the red button."
Please don't touch anything ring anybells
In what game?
Misa Andjelkovic I mean, I would’ve done it for free. Also, literally? Are you telling me the Detroit was actually blown up by Mark and Mark got a cake because of it? Lol, he didn’t LITERALLY blow up Detroit, but he did say he would for a cake.
(30:15)
Wade: 5 get about it
Bob: 9 I won’t
*laughter*
Then a purple dragon upsets all
what if bob meant "nein I won't"?
@@ariskinner5802 that is the joke
We call it the Suc Dragon.
Wade:
GOD WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@@Fire_of756 *Succ
“Anyone under the age of 40 is a toddler.” Thank you for that knowledge, Wade
Gooo
But also at 6 you are an adult
@@petraklepetko7131 uh I remember when we used to watch mark play mainly by himself? In other words I'm old
Goo goo gaa gaa
Well sh** goo goo gaa gaa bitch ( also love the Light Yagami pfp)
“I was born BATTERY LOW”
Stupid headphones
Relatable moments
My headphones are way too loud whenever they say something. I don't know why the creators thought it would be a good idea to blow out their users ears any time they connect it to Bluetooth
Do you have that headphones hat thing too?!? I have one and every time it's dying it screams BATTERY LOW
Yeah but same
DUDE SAME!
Mark’s face when he realized his head was right above JP’s face, trying to combine their faces and then doing the same to Wade was the funniest little moment ever 😂
My god it was funny!
Y e s
Maddie Gibson 5:45
Kinda looks like Elon musk
@@jjbarajas5341
It does
"What happened to you Wade?"
"Life."
big mood
Same
Life finds a way
your icon is 👌😂
M0nk f15h I read this comment as soon as it happened in the video O.o
Wade: Everyone hates green
*Sad Jacksepticeye noises*
Cries in Juh-Sean
*Sad Jacksepticeye parrot noises*
Sad king of the Irish noises
thing is, mark's favourite colour is green, and sean's is red... its weird :)
Septiplier died along time ago don’t bring it back to life
10:15
Mark: "I NEVER WANT YOU TO HAVE HAP-"
*Ad cuts in*
Mark: "-PINESS!!!"
This comment is a nugget of gold amongst a pile of pyrite.
The same thing happened to me 🤣
Me as well! That’s so weird!😂
Yep...Same here buddy.😂
Uno has become Ohno
OHYEAH
And then it becomes oh-noying
*[BA DUM TSS]*
😂😂😂😂 Sieger, I agree.
Oof
Sieger it has always been an Ohno, ever since it was created and especially now that it has a video game incarnation
Mark: “I push red buttons all the time.”
Also Mark: _has an hour-long video of him not pushing a red button_
Which video is that one? I've been going on a Markiplier spree so I'm taking suggestions
puppybunnysquid if you type in “Markiplier don’t push the red button” it will pop it it’s so funny 😂
@@MJBaby5809 I see. Thank you!
Dang callback. That was a good video.
BUT he pushed tons of other red buttons in that same video
“No one likes Green!!”
Jack: “excuse me?”
“Blue is number one...”
Ethan: “Yes!!!”
Pewdiepie is also associated with blue isn't he?
Agender Artist16 no hes red
@@OhStylerrYT Oh, I don't watch him, all I know is a few bits and pieces of information and what I've seen from fan art. Also that his bro fist logo was blue. Thanks
OhStylerr Beats pewds blue mark red and seán green
@@OhStylerrYT he's blue, mark's red
I love how when Wade calls himself a "Jerkface" the captions put "Massive jerkface"
Mark playing with the webcam was the best part-
The whole game too! I’m so proud of him
I died....
r/wooosh
Yes it was
@@Anthonyb101 who are you wooshing there bro?
Wade: Yeet
Mark: Don’t yeet
Wade: YEET
Mark: Stop
Wade: *Y33T*
420th like
Yeet
yEeT
omg 777 likes 👀
Bob:
I don't think yeeting should be something you are doing
0:03
"Times a-tickin"
*unus annus intensifies*
*Sad Unus Annus noises*
@@themostdangerousnoodle ;-;
@@themostdangerousnoodle Momento Mori my friend
@@themostdangerousnoodle has it really been two months since it ended?
@@thebadger622 sadly yes 😔
Mark: 7:18 _"No one has thirty~! NO~! No one has thirty or fifty~!"_
*2 years and 8 days later.*
Listen...Mark, you're gonna laugh...
Oh I wanna laugh, I REEALLLY wanna!
*W H E R E S. B A R B A R A?*
i'll do you one better WHY IS BARBARA?
@@AstraRoyale I'll do you one better HOW IS BARBARA?
TheLivingGlitch You ruined it.
Is it an in game joke?
wheres jack? miss having him play with them
Everyone hates green
Is this why Jack wasn't invited?
Omg I'm done
bethy puppy gaming lol
It wouldve been so much better with Jack
I miss videos with Jack and Mark they were always so funny
Yea! I think that they should add Jack in these vids more often, LET THE SWEET IRISH POTATO PLAY!
Not me!
Wade: “You’re dead inside just like my first hamster I accidentally dropped a shoe box on the day I brought it home.”
Mark: “Just inside?”
Wade: *long pause* “All over.”
12:30 Mark gaslighting Wade tho 😂
11:49 There's no way in two tits of a rat's ass...
my mom walked in while I was watching this in fullscreen and thought I was playing poker XD
Pffft, what 😆🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
That's some colorful poker
Me too but it was my dad
It’s fun to watch three grown men scream at each other.
Shame JP didn't join in. He's basically made of screaming.
Brent Coker 😂 best description of a person I’ve ever heard
Jacksepticeye is also made of screaming so I think they would get along
@@rhondaelliott2558 jp transcend beyond that
Mark : *Has two +4*
Also Mark : "A'right, how am I gonna get a frustrated groan from all of my viewers ?"
Watching this video
Mark: “I never want you to have ha-“
Ad plays
After the ad
Mark: “-piness!!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time stamp plz
Pingas
OMG that happend to me to!
10:30
IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE NOTICED!! XD
"5get about it" -wade
"9 i won't! " -bob
Nien!
Nien!
Nien!
Nien!
Nien!
4 - In the Womb.
5- Is a Kid.
6- Turns into an Adult.
29- Becomes a toddler.
Huh. 🤔 As someone who works in retail, this is surprisingly more accurate than some think. 😑
Unfortunately this is very true
Nah, I ain’t listening to that bull$#!%.
You're not wrong there... XD
i am not old enough to work, but i can say that this is true.
my sleep-deprived ass thinks this is about clothing sizes. somebody tell me if im wrong.
"What does a purple dragon look like? Is it a dragon that's purple on a card?"
Yes Bob, yes it is.
Bob is playing mind games actually.
@@butterduck6398 Well, yeah.
@@artwizardsam3238 Not being mean, was just making sure...
@@butterduck6398 Yeah yeah I got you.
“What happened to you Wade?”
“Life..... found a way.”
I feel that.
Seeing JP actually playing with Mark and Bob for once feels so surreal. It's too bad he couldn't talk; it would've made it even better!
I was wondering what happened with him! Why couldn't he talk?
Who is JP
@@Ashley-vw2nx look up his channel
@@Ashley-vw2nx JPW03 he is a friend of Wade's that plays with him a lot
The Last Saiyan Thank you!
They all (Mark Bob and Wade) act like an old married couple
Agent Gotham all three of them? Together?? Threesome???
@@ronnypotatur You sound shocked...
Agent Gotham They might as well be. 😏 (Don't come after .me Amy
RonnyPotatur why not 😂 you sound very surprised 😂
A rare case of a three way marriage
Jp rage is the best, I would’ve loved to hear what he’s saying during this lmao
why was he here again
@@dannyflintstone7003 i believe hes a friend of wades
@@monkeh4103 yeah i know that but why is he not talking
@@dannyflintstone7003 oh i see yea i dunno what thats about either
Who is JP? I wanna see this rage
11:48
"There's no way in two **** of a rat's ***, I'm taking what's mine"
mark playing with the webcam was the best part lmao
heck thanks for the likes!
I agree it made me laugh for once because my heart was ripped out by a girl I love 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@AlexanderB03 Very unrelated
@@Blue-qu1nf yes, very.
yeah .. did you notice that he became elon musk ?
@@Blue-qu1nf Probably 12-13. We've all been there at least once. Forgive.
*Can anyone else just hear JP screaming at Wade for the entire game?*
SayTheName 17 who is JP i don’t understand ;(
@@user-hf5po9yb2m Jp is the other person that was playing with them. On Wade's channel JP plays uno and a other games with Wade and a couple of Wade's other friends.
@@saythename9109 Wade has friends?
@@y2kplus9 this made me laugh so hard omg
@@y2kplus9 wait what uhhhh
"Five get about it"
"Nein I won't"
Wade just says the most random stuff and it makes me laugh so much.
“I said what I said and I meant what I meant, elephants memory 100%”.
-Wade 2018
IllumaQ 115 Wade Hears a Who
Dammit you beat me to it XD
I wonder if anyone actually knows that reference xD
Wade: “Everyone’s high...”
Mark: _puts his face over JP’s profile pic_
Bob: “Oh...buddy...that’s unnecessary...”
At 1:18 when mark went” PURPUL DRAGOOOOOOON, HI YA PUR PLAY IT, PLAY IT!!” Made my laugh to I would repeatedly rewind to that section and watch it again over and over again
Him talking through his yawns is always an adventure
when mark said “happiness” at 10:31 i got a ad in the middle of the word so it went “hap- ADVERTISEMENT - piness” can you guess what went wrong with that sentence-
b r e d omg same
Piness = Penis
I just spent another 30 minutes watching grown men play UNO
Wait until you spend 3 hours doing that with rooster teeth in one sitting
Wait until you spend 5 hours watching someone play ultimate custom night
Hey man, that's what life's all about.
This is how you enjoy life
There are people that watched all 9 hours of mark playing red dead 2 and have no regerts
You guys seem to be missing an important member, Barbara.
Adam Taurus Poonish me, Barbara
Yeah!!!
Nothing else....ESPECIALLY something loud and Irish
"SCREW BARBRA"-wade
I got an ad on this video about a guy hearing 'candelabra' as 'can't tell barbara'
Yeah! Bring back Barbara!
Wade: You want Mark to _win?_
Bob: Yeah I wanted mark to win.
Wade: You’re _sick!_
“Everyone hates green”
Jack: Am I just a joke to you
I have green eyes so do I hate them?
Sean likes red not green.
@@hassanawdi3793 Do you hate them?
is no one seriously talking about mark tryna line up his own face to jp and wade's pictures?
Yes ig sacly😏😏😏
On JP he looked like Elon Musk
I was like wtf is he doing? 😂
Flipping cute
@@MG-lr9jv 5:00 is when it starts I think
wade: "5 get about it!"
bob: "nine I WON'T!"
me: "bad pun detected"
oh, no, it is both a brilliant pun and a bad pun.
you see, yes, Bob said "9", but he also said "nein," which means no. I highly doubt he meant it that way, which makes it a bad pun. What makes it brilliant is the other way it could be interpreted.
@Connor Dean i mean, 5 comes after 4 (duh), and '4 get about it' makes sense, so somewhere in wade's mind, he probably thought he was onto something before he realised that he was on crack
There's a ton of Germans who would disagree with you.
i think mark laughed the most since he's the one learning german and he understood the "nein i won't" pun
What a place for an ad...
“I NEVER WANT YOU TO HAVE HAP-“
*ad plays...
...
“PYNESS!”
Incognito haha, it sounds like he said penis, you know cause,,,
There's no way it was an accident... This HAD to be intentional XD
Hayl Gauvin I NEVER WANT YOU TO HAVE HAP
P E N I S
It happened to me😂
Finally, the goofy algorithm that tries to pickout highlights and drop ads in at the peak of your attention gets F-ed. Eat it youtube XD
I had subtitles in the start of the game and when Mark yawned it just said: "wierd yawning noices"
"It got crush by the shoe box"
Well then
"Then I buried it in that shoe box."
That's morbid. XD
Markiplier: *glances at recording screen. * wait wait wait... *lines of with userpic
“yOu played the zerO, which took awAy my hAppineSs.” - wade 2018
"I've got a thorny dildo in my ass"
-Wade 2018
I See You I’ve got a boot in my face
11:03
Someone should make a song out of this 😂
God i love the UNO series. I love to listen to them and chuckle while im doing something!
Same. (:
O>o hmmmm
Mark: Can't cus for a round
Wade: you poopy face, ahh sweet America, this is poop
Mark: I'M A HERO!!!
Lol
Reminds me of alfred....
I just experienced the best commercial break ever: 10:30 Mark: "I never want you to have hap-*commercial*-piness" and i'm so immature that I had to pause the video and share my experience with the comments section XD
Now go back and watch Mark's play through of "Dude, stop!" after seeing 7:25 here.
Mark: "(Dude) Stop!"
Wade: YEET!
it’s not drunk minecraft it’s high uno
It's hiiiigh n-uno
YES.
DADGAMMIT, I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE.
i need this lmao
please
Wade: "Do not mess with the Dragon."
Me: Thank you Wade.
Mark: "Purple Dragon! 🎼"
♪
*PLAY IT!*
Hey ya PA PLAY IT
Nothing will beat Patrck's fixation on the dragon card.
No one can mess with a dragon again, they went back home and left me here.
This content is so good, I'm rewatching these UNO vids like every month
Wade: “at 6 years old, you’re moving in to beer and cigarettes”
*COPPA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
_Insert +4 card here_
+4
*Sets Another +4 Down*
ANOTHER
everyone else places a +4 down and then a +20 rains down on you
FuCk yOu WE'rE nO lOnGeR FrIeNDs
Edit: jk here's another one
"No way in fresh hell..."
Mark brought it back! He brought the fresh hell gag back! XD
28:32 "Oh god, this hand's unwinnable, now!"
subtitles: "Oh god, there's (unintelligible)!"
Great work, there, whoever transcribed.
Worst timing for an ad.
“I never want you to have hap-“
Ad
“-piness!” 🤣
JP 0:00-33:59 : *silence*
Andrea Hilario
Man that’s so true
33:58*
Andrea Hilario z
I can’t like, it’s at 69
Lmao its the only time he's ever shut up
5:06 you can quietly hear jp screaming in the back
What the “H”?!?!?
yeah i caught it too as soon as i got to that time
KanjimaruGaming ig say
I don’t hear him
Never get tired of hearing Bob’s “wait let’s talk about this”
20:53 I have Wade beat. I stepped on a wild squirrel's head by accident and cried about it all day at school.
Oh no... UNO... the friendship killer. I lost my whole family to this game..
did they all leave u or are they dead
I literally did haha *sob*
Well you know what they say...
One is the loneliest number.
actually monopoly holds the title of friendship killer.
Sookie Shhhhhh. It got intense... we don’t talk about it
Mark: I just want everyine to know I'm a hero.
Wade: It may have been entirely my fault.
Is no one gonna talk about 20:42?
"Are you happy? No! You're dead inside like my first hamster that I accidentally dropped a shoebox on the day I brought it home."
"Just inside?"
"All over"
*Mark proceeds to die of laughter*
Nope
11:04-11:14 I'm dying on the floor laughing
@@masts34590 ok
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 why does it seem like you're judging this person lol
@@user-lg6ih2gr6f why does it seem like you're judging this person judging that person
Wade: Yeet
Mark: Don't yeet
Wade: Y E E T
Mark: Stop!
Wade: Y E E T
Bob: I don't think y e e t i n g is a thing you should be doing Wade
Yeet
shut up
Hm, straight from the subtitles I see.
@@7.62Jayline it's genius right? Just quote a moderately funny part of the video and you get likes
lol
Raging youtubers on the first day of break... Sweet!
IKR
@Jillian Rush wait what--Noni---
Same bud, hope you have a good one
@@heyitsmeabby5937 thanks!
Haha. Yes i agree.
11:43 "two tits and a rat's ass". I remember hearing mark say that forever ago and it stuck with me so much, i say it all the time but i had trouble finding it again. 2 years later: HERE IT IS
Half of Mark's face combined with half of JP's face make Elon Musk's whole face. lol I can't! :'D
I decided to check the comments just to see if anyone else thought this too. The news must be spread.
@@enderalden1290 IKR! I was surprised I didn't find any, pointing that out. :-D I honestly burst out laughing the moment I saw it. It just immediately struck me, so I had to write that for other people to see it, too. XD
My god it does
How to be a communist
Step 1: play the dragon
You are now a communist
@Rachem R lol IKR
Rachem R This is a very good idea.
XD
yee
S U K
this is exactly what happens when you mess with a “bot”.
*you lose to the bot, bruh.*
5:45 when Mark starting lining his face with other people’s pfp was my favourite part. 😂
Uno-Where friends become enemies. Since 1987.
Gabby T vs SMIILY
No that's monopoly
no thats life
JP is basically the Bot. Poor BotP
Bryce McKenzie JB?
Dude jp is real,watch wade's channel,JP is tha best troll
@Ophiucus 12333 I'm sorry that you've been unable to see that this was a joke.
I hope for future comments of yours, you'll pay better attention to how things are written.
"Poor BotP" was a clear indicator of this being a joke and a good one by that since JP carries the name of a "playful" punching bag for a long time now if you've watched Wade's channel a lot. You know the title is meant in a respective way since it's part of the charm that makes him funny among the Salty Bois.
@@marilynlucero9363 damn... you wrecked him 👏
@@marilynlucero9363 Didnt need to write a paragraph over that, this is like double reverse woosh or something
21:22 "Then i buried it in that shoe box." XD That's like burying a guy with the flaming toilet seat that killed him.
Or he dies cause a tree fell on him, then carving his coffin out of that tree
Rewatching this playlist again and at 10:29 right after Mark says to Bob "I never want you to have happiness" right after the h an ad started and when it ended, it litterally sounded as if Mark said "a pen!s" so now I'm *laughing in I need to grow up* because all I hear is " I never want you to have a pen!s" 😂😂
Does it give anyone else pain when Mark has a hand of like 6 reds and two blues, and he puts down a change colour and hovers his mouse over green for a good five seconds so you’re just sitting there like WTF DO YOU MEAN GREEEEEN DO YOU SEE THE CARDSSS YOU HAVEEEE then he ends up choosing red anyway...
It bothers me more that he thins his hand while having a 7 or 0, instead of passing th buck with the massive hand!! Why lower the amount of cards and be forced to pass anyway?
This really gets me and I’m sure I’m the only one but when he plays a wildcard and he sees the color he has the most of it still takes him a sec to choose a color. Like isn’t that Uno 101 change it to the color you have the most of?
*"I don't WANT you to be happy."*
-Markimoo
33:05
Wade: "you want mark to win!?"
Bob: "yeah"
Wade: "You're SICK!"
Somehow the half-German Mark laughing harder at the "9 I won't!" Than the "5-get about it!" Was the best thing ever
Campfire Guitar guy is the best Guy
Besides Mark
SpongeBob basically
Lol
Mark is the campfire guitar guy
Any guy besides Wade is best guy.
@@ACHILLES8887 >:(
Every time Mark says he doesn't want someone to be happy all I hear is Jacksepticeye screaming "PMA"
@Gavin Sawyer No, I do not. But, odd conscience.
Sinfonia!
POSITIVE 👏 MENTAL 👏 ATTITUDE 👏👏👏
Kayla Johnson yeah a fellow Kayla!
@Gavin Sawyer Nah, ur good.
Mark : "I NEVER WANT YOU TO HAVE HAPPI-
Ad : "money can't buy happiness"
wades hampster story at 21:00 made me so sad :(
Unoplier is back at it again
*_y e s_*
Markuno
new ego? *HmMmMm...*
Love. Communist. Dragon.
I get it
Not your cards. IT’S OUR CARDS!
Da For the Motherland comrade
400 likes
Shouldve made it red
5:44 Moment of pure genius
Ad was placed perfectly in the middle of Mark yelling "Happiness" so of course, we come back from the ad to Mark basically just yelling "PENIS" with the echo effect
I got an ad when mark said hap- and after the ad I heard mark say penis it split happiness apart and now I'm worried about humanity
NorrisClanFour i’m more worried about the Penis ad
@@Hewillkeepwatch I think they're saying the ad started as Mark said "hap-" and when the ad ended the video started again with mark saying "penis". not that mark saying penis is exactly a shocking new development.
Arlan Engin you should’ve said “-piness” not Penis lol
Arlan Engin also i thought the Ad was about Penises
Totally had the exact same thing happen NorrisClanFour 😂