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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @danw3441
    @danw3441 5 лет назад +18629

    These three have the most uncanny ability to talk for a half hour without ever stopping and still not saying anything the entire time

    • @dallischu2950
      @dallischu2950 5 лет назад +950

      I've literally never seen it described so well...

    • @arf3497
      @arf3497 5 лет назад +456

      It's editing, if you watch the actual live stream there are quiet spots

    • @Adam-wo9ol
      @Adam-wo9ol 5 лет назад +483

      What do you mean? They went through a whole character arc.

    • @garyharman5880
      @garyharman5880 5 лет назад +386

      i feel like they just pull topics out of their butt, and put a magnify glass on it

    • @Madame_Brock
      @Madame_Brock 5 лет назад +121

      @@ScoutTrooperTK so unnecessary🙄

  • @liammorris9372
    @liammorris9372 5 лет назад +3213

    Wade: “I think the storm is taking me down” Bob: “Yeah, Wade, if you die, film it”

    • @jvdge4844
      @jvdge4844 5 лет назад +59

      I searched way too long for someone acknowledging this beautiful statement at the end xD

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 3 года назад +6

      @@jvdge4844 I know how you feel, I actually forgot what video it was in and searched so hard for it for so long, then the other night I’m sitting in the living room watching random videos and bam I hear it at the end. I think my jaw literally dropped 😂

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 5 лет назад +8902

    Wade's hatred for Barbara this episode is literally like Timmy's Dad and his hatred of Dinkleberg.

    • @nyx_ontheweb
      @nyx_ontheweb 5 лет назад +180

      Anthony Saylor OH MY GOD-

    • @SugahCrazed
      @SugahCrazed 5 лет назад +241

      I can no longer see it any other way

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 5 лет назад +91

      Anthony Saylor I will forever see it that way now

    • @ilaytzirin923
      @ilaytzirin923 5 лет назад +65

      That's the perfect analogy.

    • @LinksKat
      @LinksKat 5 лет назад +24

      You're right!

  • @CaptainSkullDemon
    @CaptainSkullDemon 4 года назад +3176

    "Yeah, that's weird how it just glitched like that." I love how Bob has this uncanny ability to sound sarcastic when he's telling the truth, and his deadpan delivery makes it even funnier. XD

  • @jjfitz9849
    @jjfitz9849 5 лет назад +8682

    It literally went from
    Wade vs Barbara
    To wade vs Barbara vs mark and bob
    To wade and mark and bob vs Barbara
    To mark vs wade and bob
    To mark and Barbara vs bob and wade
    To happy family
    Thank god we got there

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 5 лет назад +239

      After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.

    • @dillangren7561
      @dillangren7561 5 лет назад +39

      Indeed

    • @thatcherconrad3844
      @thatcherconrad3844 4 года назад +68

      from mark and barbara vs bob and wade
      to mark x barbara vs bob and wade
      to happy family

    • @idrisstoomey9747
      @idrisstoomey9747 4 года назад +14

      @@thatcherconrad3844 youreeee definitely not good in the head :)

    • @MaskedStellar
      @MaskedStellar 4 года назад +12

      U right

  • @LexitaMai
    @LexitaMai 5 лет назад +2995

    "Oh, you're being really BARBARA about this, Bob"
    Let's all work together to make this phrase a thing

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +2127

    Bob just exudes this aura of being the nice guy even when he's being the most malicious person. XD

    • @shadowart1028
      @shadowart1028 5 лет назад +80

      Bob's an evil genius.

    • @BigBadMonkey23
      @BigBadMonkey23 5 лет назад +33

      Because that's what sociopaths do.

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 5 лет назад +20

      Sooo Very True, Bob is an absolute Discordian XD

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 5 лет назад +16

      @@BigBadMonkey23
      Actually, a sociopath is generally more impulsive and emotionally driven (not in a good way). You're thinking of a psychopath.

    • @snailzh
      @snailzh 5 лет назад +2

      DANG A LONG TIME MEMBER

  • @themagicalcat6828
    @themagicalcat6828 4 года назад +2199

    I would hate to be Wade’s therapist after this episode.
    “Barbara isn’t real, she cant hurt you.”

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 2 года назад +48

      Barbra: Exists
      Wade: DaMn YoU bArBrA!!!!

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster Год назад +21

      Isn't there an AI in Monopoly Plus named Barbara? I guess Markiplier & co were lucky they never thought of adding an AI to their Monopoly games.

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Год назад +18

      "THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK!!"

    • @GhOsT-ly2rh
      @GhOsT-ly2rh 4 месяца назад +3

      Then the therapist turns around, petting a cat menacingly and it was Barbara the whole time

  • @amc4752
    @amc4752 5 лет назад +1196

    “Mark did that to you”
    “Yeah I did that to you”
    “Wait”

    • @iseeyou6985
      @iseeyou6985 5 лет назад +44

      Well yes, but actually no.

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 5 лет назад +29

      Well no, but actually yes..
      Wait

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 лет назад +5

      I still dont get it lol

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 года назад +36

      Noelle
      Bob made Wade draw 6 and said “Mark did that to you.”
      Mark, on autopilot, agreed, saying “Yeah I did that to you.”
      A second later, Mark realized “WAIT”

  • @goblin_boyo8194
    @goblin_boyo8194 5 лет назад +3841

    Im dead-ass right now, I have an uncle Wade and aunt Barbara. I'm not kidding
    Edit: omg I forgot I commented, :D this was nice to see while rewatching the uno series. For any people wondering, my aunt and uncle do not hate eachother 😂. My uncle wade is an eccentric character, however. My aunt Barbara is just kinda chill lol.

    • @brotherbup7425
      @brotherbup7425 5 лет назад +370

      Does the aunt plot against the uncle?

    • @springfoxstudios2641
      @springfoxstudios2641 5 лет назад +48

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @_Miana_
      @_Miana_ 5 лет назад +55

      OH MAH GAWD! THATS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! (I'm just kidding I appreciate you and your family!)

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz 5 лет назад +86

      Uh! D-D-Do they play Uno?

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 5 лет назад +79

      Are you from the future??

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 5 лет назад +4427

    Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend.
    Amy: What?

    • @powellmiller3845
      @powellmiller3845 5 лет назад +168

      I've got bad news for you Amy.

    • @SmithyLK
      @SmithyLK 5 лет назад +140

      @@powellmiller3845 looks like your name has been Barbara this whole time

    • @duketherat2062
      @duketherat2062 5 лет назад +104

      Facts poor Amy she got mark chickflay and wendie so many times now she's being betrayed

    • @bryanrenteria5115
      @bryanrenteria5115 5 лет назад +12

      *_yeet_*

    • @kenrylesales7102
      @kenrylesales7102 5 лет назад +34

      Is mark dating amy????

  • @superapm9620
    @superapm9620 4 года назад +1819

    1:07 - Strike One!!
    5:18 - Things were fine in these parts....
    7:22 - I look down for two seconds...
    8:00 - Lets do a litte trade
    9:01 - _I think Bob's targeting you Wade_
    9:42 - Toxic Peen
    10:39 - Perfect Play
    13:08 - Infernal Deck!!
    14:00 - 7 Years
    15:15 - Turd Burglar
    16:13 - My time is limited on this planet
    18:05 - Woah, Hax!!
    18:52 - Hey don't you dare insult _my girlfriend_
    20:00 - Draw for me...
    20:37 - Barbara I hate you 3000
    22:00 - Mark did all that to you, never forget
    23:36 - This will soon be someone else's
    24:01 - Wait I hit Uno tho.....
    25:53 - Who we making fun of right now?
    26:25 - Wait it won't let me play....

    • @shyguysd929
      @shyguysd929 4 года назад +28

      Markiplier should pin this comment

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 года назад +10

      This needs more likes

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 года назад +21

      18:52
      I wonder how Amy feels about that.

    • @annusunus7474
      @annusunus7474 4 года назад +4

      You mean
      Draw four me

    • @JojoeulisswowRBLX
      @JojoeulisswowRBLX 3 года назад +17

      25:05
      You know but has been winning a lot ma-
      Bob
      Bob wa.

  • @cheddarcheesecat6097
    @cheddarcheesecat6097 5 лет назад +3789

    22:06. Bob's manipulative tactics and abilities have been revealed.

  • @desolatesoul8474
    @desolatesoul8474 5 лет назад +8316

    Bob: I’ve never been mean
    Also bob to Ethan : GET YOUR ACNE OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +166

      Settlers of Catan? That's an exception.

    • @Muffin-zt6gt
      @Muffin-zt6gt 5 лет назад +34

      What's that from?

    • @desolatesoul8474
      @desolatesoul8474 5 лет назад +199

      Muffin it’s from when they played depth with Ethan

    • @Muffin-zt6gt
      @Muffin-zt6gt 5 лет назад +21

      @@desolatesoul8474 alright thank you

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 года назад +115

      GET THE RICE OUT OF YOUR EARS
      AND GO LEFT

  • @randallcarroll2151
    @randallcarroll2151 5 лет назад +2515

    25:05 example of Wade's attention span.
    "Wait you know Bob's been winning a lot of mat, Bob, Bob wah... my hair is gone"

  • @jackofsometrades9208
    @jackofsometrades9208 5 лет назад +887

    20:37
    “I wonder how many cards he’s gonna draw this time”
    Timer: Hits zero
    Ad plays

  • @violetlavi2207
    @violetlavi2207 5 лет назад +714

    Lixian: *zooms in on Mark pressing the UNO button*
    Me: oh no he's gonna get called out unfairly again isn't he

    • @Mrusaid
      @Mrusaid 5 лет назад +3

      Bu....But he didn't press the UNO button

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 лет назад +12

      AJP 101 he did, the game just hates him 😂 (and the other two know it, but it’s funny when they tease him because he gets flustered)

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +2943

    I fear no man.
    But that Barbara....
    It *scares* me.

  • @brookebondrozelle
    @brookebondrozelle 5 лет назад +1059

    Wade: "I think the storm is taking me down."
    Mark: "Film it."
    Welcome to RUclips!

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 5 лет назад +12

      Maybe he'll get five dollars!

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 4 года назад

      @@shayes7297
      Just try searching "women kissing"

  • @cajo1622
    @cajo1622 3 года назад +372

    Bob setting an orphanage on fire: “I’m the nice one!”

    • @liberationnation3924
      @liberationnation3924 2 года назад +18

      It’s all mark’s fault

    • @Poli.Zygotikk
      @Poli.Zygotikk Год назад +5

      The time when Ethan said "you're a nice guy bob" who answers with just "no."

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 5 лет назад +498

    I love how they appreciate Barbara just because Wade hates her

  • @mimicmemento
    @mimicmemento 5 лет назад +2007

    At the very end:
    "Wade, if you die, film it."
    Such caring friends 😂

  • @SaltyArchives
    @SaltyArchives 5 лет назад +485

    Mark: * *puts game screen on* *
    Barbara: * *in game* *
    Me: this is not gonna go well for wade

    • @ph1ine
      @ph1ine 5 лет назад +4

      This will always be a never ending war against the two

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 5 лет назад +2

      Sh4dy _Fox 😂😂

    • @denniselliott27
      @denniselliott27 5 лет назад +1

      We need The Legend of Barbara part 2 now, lol.

  • @Sarcastic_Sparrow
    @Sarcastic_Sparrow 5 лет назад +718

    Barbara: *exists*
    Wade: SHE’S TARGETING ME
    Mark: *pulls a Phoenix Wright* OBJECTION

  • @littledrawingsquid5759
    @littledrawingsquid5759 5 лет назад +3068

    Alternate Video Title:
    Mark And Bob Gaslighting Wade For 20 Minutes

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 5 лет назад +250

      Wade gaslights himself. Mark and Bob just roast marshmallows with the ensuing bonfire. XD

    • @sad503
      @sad503 5 лет назад +26

      28 minutes

    • @ginger_jo90
      @ginger_jo90 5 лет назад +22

      Yeet Yeet if we’re being exact then actually 28 minutes and 32 seconds

    • @grimdarklemonade3192
      @grimdarklemonade3192 5 лет назад +98

      i know they're just joking around but sometimes i genuinely feel bad for wade lmao

    • @dylanr0076
      @dylanr0076 5 лет назад +1

      Or an attack on jt

  • @prioprioprio
    @prioprioprio 5 лет назад +236

    26:55 Kind of magical the way Bob sounds guilty of something even when he's not guilty of something

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +15

      Bob is so evil he is guilty of everything.

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 5 лет назад +2

      Is he, though?

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 5 лет назад +5

      _lieskerm_

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 5 лет назад +7

      Even more magical when he doesnt sound guilty, but has all the guilt of it. Like in this part here 22:06

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 лет назад +5

      I was 100% convinced Bob was controlling the game somehow

  • @TheBobblemin
    @TheBobblemin 5 лет назад +347

    I was caught off guard with the "My time is limited on this planet". Laughed so hard

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +3

      And we find out why at the end of the video.

  • @mrjohnjohn1219
    @mrjohnjohn1219 3 года назад +233

    22:07 Barbara is a distraction. Bob is the real mastermind. You can see the mind controlling powers developing. Soon, Bob will be the Uno master. All hail Muyskerm!

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 5 лет назад +571

    This felt more like an intorogation of wades prejeduce with an uno game in the backround.

    • @LambdaFalXhion
      @LambdaFalXhion 5 лет назад +6

      I usually listen to these videos in the background, so i forget they’re playing uno a couple times

    • @Foxner
      @Foxner 5 лет назад +6

      I agree, I didn't like it, I felt bad for wade the entire time.

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 5 лет назад

      Its like a character study

    • @AmericanMetalhead100
      @AmericanMetalhead100 5 лет назад

      @@Foxner Same.

  • @jaysartescape7653
    @jaysartescape7653 5 лет назад +3525

    I feel like “I hate you 3000” is one of the most under appreciated part of this video

    • @sad503
      @sad503 5 лет назад +12

      I agree

    • @aoijiin
      @aoijiin 5 лет назад +25

      @Annaliese schottec 20:55

    • @TheZombieman1999
      @TheZombieman1999 5 лет назад +31

      End game reference? Lol

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 5 лет назад +6

      Not even gonna lie, every time he says that I PANIC lol

    • @alanasingh
      @alanasingh 4 года назад

      Yesss

  • @randomstranger9728
    @randomstranger9728 5 лет назад +258

    My Mom-
    Hi honey what have you been up to today
    Me-
    I watched three grown men arguing about a AI named Barbara and how she is plotting to destroy them in UNO

    • @jordandill7863
      @jordandill7863 5 лет назад +18

      Mom-
      Oh so a normal day huh?

    • @darktea3744
      @darktea3744 5 лет назад +5

      *an

    • @bluepotatorw
      @bluepotatorw 5 лет назад +3

      @That One Cool Gamer no an is. When there is a vowel after the word "a" it turns to an

    • @LoveFitsAll
      @LoveFitsAll 5 лет назад +2

      I see what you're talking about now. "An* AI" yeah dark tea you're right

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 5 месяцев назад

      @@bluepotatorwL

  • @papasadfather4192
    @papasadfather4192 4 года назад +364

    This entire episode is like having an argument with anyone on the internet.

  • @Coqui2005
    @Coqui2005 5 лет назад +228

    I fear no man, but that thing...
    *shows Barbara with uno cards*
    it scares me

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +6

      I'm not as scary if you get to know me! 😉

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +3

      Roaarw I'm gonna bite you ear off 😂

    • @Coqui2005
      @Coqui2005 5 лет назад +2

      @@kittywithagun7742 Sorry Barbara didnt mean to make you think I dont like you

    • @Nana39290
      @Nana39290 5 лет назад +3

      @@kittywithagun7742 id like to know you.😂

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +2

      @@Nana39290. Sure let's be friends, wanna team up against Wade?

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 5 лет назад +274

    Wade relentlessly hating on Barbara? ✔
    Mark and Bob relentlessly supporting Barbara and teasing Wade? ✔
    Wade making weird noises and yelling? ✔
    Funny editing? ✔
    Hilarious game-breaking glitches? ✔
    _EXcellent recipe for a _*_delicious_*_ meal._

    • @mintjelly6612
      @mintjelly6612 5 лет назад +5

      The picture you used for your profile made this comment 9999% better. XD

    • @Mck_Pluto
      @Mck_Pluto 5 лет назад +3

      *EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR A MARKIPLIER VIDEO*

    • @ronancolinf4572
      @ronancolinf4572 5 лет назад +2

      Your profile pic xD

  • @ermidk321
    @ermidk321 5 лет назад +655

    Someone really needs to make a compilation of wade being mad at Barbara and also animate this episode

    • @CrowCoded
      @CrowCoded 5 лет назад

      I'd do it if I got the compilation of him sayinf stuff haha.

    • @gia380
      @gia380 5 лет назад +1

      Vapourwaves I can make the compilation and send it to you if you want

    • @josephmartins8882
      @josephmartins8882 5 лет назад +9

      There’s an animation where an animator took uno sound bites and created a gladiator match against Barbara. It’s on Marks channel

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +2

      just wade going crazy (straight jacket and foam at the mouth raving over barbara) while mark barbara and bob look on with concern n confusion but then decide to play uno

    • @ladylunaginaofgames40
      @ladylunaginaofgames40 5 лет назад

      @@josephmartins8882 And this video would be perfect for part two of that animation.

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 4 года назад +545

    Wade: it's her MiNdDd iT's HeR eViL mAsTeRmInD....
    Mark: *_o h s o i t ' s t h e c o l o u r o f h e r s k i n_*
    😂😂

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf Год назад

      I cringed.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +12

      @@jiffythemagicelf good for you

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf Год назад +1

      @@SteampunkHorse Thanks, man! 👍

    • @TheRenownedRat
      @TheRenownedRat Год назад +1

      Kinda made me upset with Mark. But I understand that they are freinds and are just joking around.

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf Год назад

      @@TheRenownedRat See, that's where I was coming from. I mean, I get it... jokes not serious ha ha funny, but it just seemed like Mark went a bit too hard on the fake accusation thing. It was more hard-to-watch than funny.... but whatever. Like you said... just jokes... and they won't always land with everyone.

  • @cookiepixals057
    @cookiepixals057 5 лет назад +666

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate lixians editing?
    "Wade if you die, film it"

    • @NecessaryNonsense990
      @NecessaryNonsense990 5 лет назад +12

      Cookie pixals05 lixian’s the best, he actually puts himself in the videos and his timing and humor is on point

    • @foxydesdes8895
      @foxydesdes8895 5 лет назад +2

      Jay Dominic I hope that Mark or Lixian reads this. It’ll make their day🥰🥰

    • @cookiepixals057
      @cookiepixals057 5 лет назад +2

      @@NecessaryNonsense990 ikrrr

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 5 лет назад +3

      “My time is limited on this planet” - Wade, 3000 A.D.

    • @foxydesdes8895
      @foxydesdes8895 5 лет назад +1

      Cookie pixals05 😹😹

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 5 лет назад +356

    Wade: "I'm happy that you won, Bob."
    Bob: "Now that's just mean!"

  • @ally1326
    @ally1326 5 лет назад +951

    "Oh Wade Im gonna step on your toe later.. or not hold the door open..!" *EVIL*

  • @maddiex9862
    @maddiex9862 4 года назад +831

    Wade reminds me of the teacher in the incredibles trying to convince everyone dash is messing with him

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 4 года назад +11

      lol right

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 3 года назад +59

      Coincidence? I tHiNk NoT!!!!!

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 3 года назад +22

      he also gives strong Mr. Crocker vibes lol

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 года назад +37

      Wade is that guy in the horror movie who already knows what the monster is and how to get rid of it from the very beginning, but no one else ever believes it's real.

    • @divergent_3428
      @divergent_3428 2 года назад +1

      You right

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 5 лет назад +424

    Everyone is trying to team up on each other but have no idea who's side they are even on.

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 5 лет назад +27

      Like Mark said in the video, “You’re so busy pointing fingers but you have no idea where the conversation is going.” Lmao.

    • @nikkit3283
      @nikkit3283 5 лет назад +8

      For some reason, this reads like an old man talking about the war to his grandchildren. I applaud you, human

    • @bloodmoonlps
      @bloodmoonlps 5 лет назад +4

      @@nikkit3283 thanks I guess xD
      (I'm a 16 year old girl that speaks the language of old men)

    • @zoekyles2760
      @zoekyles2760 5 лет назад

      Bob is the REAL Barbara

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 лет назад +324

    Uno may destroy friendships but if you add Barbara they get destroyed beyond repair

    • @bloodmoonlps
      @bloodmoonlps 5 лет назад +12

      Nah.
      Uno break friendships.
      Barbara breaks minds.

    • @redox_reaction_phox
      @redox_reaction_phox 5 лет назад +4

      Yall sexist or what?

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +3

      No I don't I'm just playing the game, Wade just can't bear my victory 😉

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад +1

      Actually, if you add Bob they get annihilated.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 лет назад

      @@redox_reaction_phox They so sexist.

  • @Endilia
    @Endilia 5 лет назад +3778

    Lixian's editing makes everything 10 times funnier XD

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing 4 года назад +573

    18:57
    Mark: Hey don't you dare insult my...girlfriend...
    Me: *remembers Mark's Draw My Life where he had a girlfriend named Barbara*

    • @ghostcheeks8672
      @ghostcheeks8672 4 года назад +40

      CrouTheBlackwing wait WHAT

    • @yagamil46
      @yagamil46 4 года назад +7

      Well... damn

    • @CrouTheBlackwing
      @CrouTheBlackwing 4 года назад +85

      You heard correctly. In Mark's old Draw My Life video, he mentioned a girlfriend. He called her Barbara in the video, but that probably wasn't her actual name. But it IS an amusingly interesting coincidence.

    • @CrouTheBlackwing
      @CrouTheBlackwing 3 года назад +3

      @@gayjayy yep

    • @Syrianlove678
      @Syrianlove678 3 года назад +14

      Do you think that's why he said she is his girlfriend or it was a funny accident 😂

  • @alight7587
    @alight7587 5 лет назад +1524

    I want a video of Barbara working with Darkiplier and everyone but wade not noticing.

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 5 лет назад +53

      That’s a really weird Invader Zim plot

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 5 лет назад +31

      Who says they aren't already?

    • @trafficcat
      @trafficcat 5 лет назад +8

      YEs

    • @fantasiesbyjuls
      @fantasiesbyjuls 5 лет назад +18

      Whisper Walter darkiplier head canon: darkiplier is female and is named Barbra

    • @cassdun619
      @cassdun619 5 лет назад +6

      Need!
      Darkiplier in a Barbra wig!

  • @bellyjean6652
    @bellyjean6652 5 лет назад +915

    Bob: I’m the nice one
    Also Bob: makes it seem like it was marks fault wade had to draw cards and admits he will try to cause discord among them if given the chance to without getting caught

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +48

      Exactly, his whole personality is that he seems like the nice one when he's actually the worst person there lmao

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 года назад +17

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 You know he's not actually a bad person right.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 года назад +61

      @@selathekobold9832 He's chaotic neutral and I enjoy Bob very much, he can cause chaos without him being in it with a lot of games they play together all while not having to lift much of a finger

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 года назад +20

      @@selathekobold9832 You know it's a joke right?

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +8

      @@selathekobold9832 I know, it's just his character

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 5 лет назад +797

    Everyone:Barbara is Hacking
    Me: *What about Bob who's been winning 5 Streaks?*

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 5 лет назад +52

      I know, right? Bob is very clearly the nefarious villain in this video, pay attention to him throughout the video and you see him taking advantage of the chaos and attacking Mark and Wade's sanity…and then, when Wade starts getting suspicious of Bob, THAT is when the game glitches to hell, and not a game sooner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

    • @sonni6181
      @sonni6181 5 лет назад +17

      @@Wandergirl108
      Plus he's manipulating others into thinking that *Markiplier's GF* is the enemy

    • @swimpyimp
      @swimpyimp 5 лет назад +4

      Bob is a G

    • @sonni6181
      @sonni6181 5 лет назад +1

      @@swimpyimp
      Is that a name for a *Ripoff* of *PUBG?*

    • @swimpyimp
      @swimpyimp 5 лет назад +1

      @Sonnie D no

  • @jacob416
    @jacob416 5 лет назад +392

    It’s sad that wade said “your like a news station” and everyone knew what he meant

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 4 года назад +5

      Yeah

    • @mystify7478
      @mystify7478 4 года назад +5

      aye

    • @alexanderlang8274
      @alexanderlang8274 4 года назад +14

      The reality we live in

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 3 года назад +15

      And to imagine that the news was once known for honesty . . .

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 года назад +6

      @@proudamerican183 Media hasn’t changed at all, actually. If you take a cursory look through the history books, you’ll find countless examples of media doing exactly what they’re doing today. The media has _never_ been known for honesty.

  • @wishuponrstarr
    @wishuponrstarr 5 лет назад +746

    Mark: calls Barbara his girlfriend
    Amy: am I a joke to you

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 5 лет назад +230

    Wade: "I was trying to keep it family friendly".
    Mark: "That's the opposite of that."
    Wade: "Okay, well..."

  • @sneaksiegamer
    @sneaksiegamer 5 лет назад +614

    I can't tell if Wade's hatred for Barbara is just a bit, or if he's honestly convinced Barbara is out to get him.
    Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes. I've never gotten so many likes on a comment before.

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 лет назад +75

      We're too far into it, it scares me

    • @MultiLarry78
      @MultiLarry78 5 лет назад +22

      Idk even know either. I got loss after the 3 time

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 лет назад +14

      @@MultiLarry78 this is absolute lore

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +10

      Why not both?

    • @tarazamba9778
      @tarazamba9778 5 лет назад +33

      I believe he wants us to think it’s a bit. But in real life, he’s terrified and ready to fight Barbara

  • @UmbryLB
    @UmbryLB 3 года назад +631

    Alternate title: Markiplier and Bob Jokingly Gaslight Wade for half an hour

  • @slamduncan3376
    @slamduncan3376 5 лет назад +323

    Barbara: *enters game*
    Wade: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @Hellbrid
    @Hellbrid 5 лет назад +650

    Wade: She has a plan!
    Bob: What does that mean?
    Mark: It means hes scared of smart women.
    Bob: Hi i'm Barbara
    Mark: Stop it Bob your scaring him!

  • @XI11_
    @XI11_ 5 лет назад +523

    Wade: *About to win*
    Barbara: I’m bout to end this mans WHOLE career

  • @jadon_l
    @jadon_l 4 года назад +120

    Wade is like Candace from Phineas and Ferb, trying to tell her parents (represented by Bob and Mark) that Phineas and Ferb (represented by Barbara) actually aren't who they appear to be.
    That or Bob and Mark have fallen for Stockholm Syndrome.

  • @xiryu_
    @xiryu_ 5 лет назад +240

    all those games out there, but uno is the one who crushes friendships
    sometimes even *barbara*

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 5 лет назад +85

    Wade: "I want to win a game of Uno and have my friends' respect"
    Barbara: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @Dami_Ka
    @Dami_Ka 5 лет назад +383

    "I know, and he's younger than me! ...My time is limited."
    -Wade, 2019

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +317

    19:00
    True example of Karma:
    *Barbara:* Draws four on Mark.
    *Wade:* Yeah! Look what Ur gf did ta u!!
    *Bob:* Draws four on Wade.
    *Wade:* ...look what Bob... did to... me..

  • @emmakathy4621
    @emmakathy4621 5 лет назад +264

    Wade when he loses but Barbara also loses:
    i sEe tHiS aS aN AbSoLuTe WiN

  • @pictocat3752
    @pictocat3752 5 лет назад +227

    Barbara: _doesn't hold the door open_
    Wade: E V I L

  • @dragonreaper9288
    @dragonreaper9288 5 лет назад +474

    Poor Mark. Two whole episodes with no win and getting picked on by Wade, Bob, Barbara and Globox lol

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 5 лет назад +13

      Lol he was picking on them too

    • @juliuspolaris1665
      @juliuspolaris1665 5 лет назад +1

      Wade is always picked on. I feel sorry for him

  • @that.music.addict
    @that.music.addict 5 лет назад +158

    I love how I can’t tell for the life of me if their arguments are for real or sarcastic because they genuinely make it seem so real but I bet when they finish the games they laugh so hard at each other’s stupidity😂

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +4

      I’m sure they’re all kidding for the “bit” as they usually say XD

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 5 лет назад +282

    Wade:I might die.
    Mark & Bob:Film it!

    • @ryansalmon6411
      @ryansalmon6411 5 лет назад +2

      A true youtubers mindset.

    • @Wo-Lad
      @Wo-Lad 5 лет назад

      * Make * *hahahahahahaha*

  • @patryksobczyk1855
    @patryksobczyk1855 5 лет назад +1717

    Mark there is a person self promoting on your video via subtitles, Insulting a British youtuber that exposes these people.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +170

      This is happening everywhere. Jack even banned subtitles until youtuve fixes this

    • @galaxydoge9469
      @galaxydoge9469 5 лет назад +72

      100 million subscribers without videos yeah it’s been happening to Felix as well, and he had to turn subtitles off

    • @SydSquid-uw5ng
      @SydSquid-uw5ng 5 лет назад +10

      Wait, what? Can someone explain?

    • @kisukoev
      @kisukoev 5 лет назад +83

      @@SydSquid-uw5ng to put it simply, people making the subtitles are spamming their channels, a guy named jt started to expose them and, since they have the same brain power as a newborn monkey as well as no sense of shame at all, they started insulting him through the translations they do on the bigger channels, for example, in this video when i look at the title i read "fuck you jt btw here's my channel where i play gta" or something along those lines

    • @jakubjob9172
      @jakubjob9172 5 лет назад +60

      @@SydSquid-uw5ng Basically some dude(s) wanted some exposure by changing titles/descriptions/captions on Mark's/Jack's/Pewds' videos, so that they'd promote his(/their) channel(s). Not only in english, but in many other languages as well. Apparently, a youtuber called JT called him(/them) out for this, but that made it even worse. Instead of letting it go, he(/they) started straight-up harassing the guy, just because he did the right thing. In response to that, above mentioned youtubers disabled the captions and all of this until RUclips fixes the issue. But according to Antoinetta, RUclips won't take any further action.
      Please correct me if I missed something

  • @abhinavchandra8525
    @abhinavchandra8525 5 лет назад +644

    Barbara:
    Wade: SHES TARGETTING ME

    • @fluffezic5183
      @fluffezic5183 5 лет назад

      NIIICE GOOD JOKE

    • @Fer_Silfore
      @Fer_Silfore 5 лет назад

      Sounds like femnazis
      Get baited

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 5 лет назад +2

      Fer Silfore recruit

    • @theon-32
      @theon-32 4 года назад +2

      No no wait, you see she isn't saying anything cause she's secretly tryharding...
      Lol I'm just kidding, Barbara is a mute.

    • @Skystrike70
      @Skystrike70 4 года назад +1

      Wade made more targetting calls than refs at a NFL game where the Patriots are losing

  • @doughboidays3039
    @doughboidays3039 3 года назад +68

    Why is bob’s insanely dry delivery just the funniest thing.

  • @vrtlgurl
    @vrtlgurl 5 лет назад +392

    Mark:
    Barbara:
    Bob:
    Barbara:
    Wade: **blinks**
    Barbara: lol get rekt son

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 лет назад +405

    This is just Mark and Bob ganging up on Wade about his unjust biases against Barbara and Wade trying to defend himself

    • @sammwindsor6375
      @sammwindsor6375 5 лет назад +14

      Honestly I kinda thought it was annoying.

    • @Cloud575501
      @Cloud575501 5 лет назад +24

      But it's now been confirmed that Barbara is Mark's girlfriend

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 5 лет назад +3

      Bob switched halfway through tho

    • @Dougyy
      @Dougyy 5 лет назад +1

      Cloud575501 wait what ?? Marks girlfriend is playing as Barbra lol

    • @Cloud575501
      @Cloud575501 5 лет назад +3

      @@Dougyy no, Barbara IS Mark's girlfriend

  • @Joyful_StaR
    @Joyful_StaR 5 лет назад +136

    I love how Wade talks about Barbara like she's a sentient being XD

  • @Wandergirl108
    @Wandergirl108 3 года назад +30

    I was searching for this episode for a while and am so glad to have found it. The one where Bob is actually an evil genius, sowing discord and chaos in such subtle, masterful ways so that everyone keeps handing him victories while thinking it's their idea. It's incredible, truly awe-inspiring to watch such artful manipulation in action, at least two of Bob's wins were handed to him by Mark and Wade because they thought they were making a point, but really, it was all Bob. Amazing. O.O

  • @TheDapperDice
    @TheDapperDice 5 лет назад +535

    I know Barbara is in a video game, but I think she broke Wade’s mind...

  • @keegs9175
    @keegs9175 5 лет назад +327

    Wade: **Talks about hating Barbara**
    Mark: *is it cuz you're sexist?*

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +4

      No he just doesn't like losing, he can't bear the fact that I'm better.

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 лет назад +2

      Barbara the barbarian How long has wade not been able to comprehend that a female is better than him?

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +1

      @@helgeveior6702 Ever since we play UNO together! Poor boi, he should just accept the truth 😕

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 лет назад

      Barbara the barbarian that’s just annoying (of wade)

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 лет назад +1

      @Barbara how long you and mark been together?

  • @someoneelse5555
    @someoneelse5555 5 лет назад +1720

    "My time is limited on this planet." Wade 2019

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 года назад +87

    Throughout all of this and every single episode and podcast, I’ve learned one thing.
    *Bob is the nice one.*

  • @freshoutoftheoven2782
    @freshoutoftheoven2782 5 лет назад +136

    16:18 now that's a quote
    My time is limited on this planet
    - Wade 2019

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 5 лет назад +2

      We must cherish those precious moments with him before he’s gone

    • @jeru_jj1161
      @jeru_jj1161 5 лет назад +1

      And then Bob at the end "if you die, film it"

  • @pixel3687
    @pixel3687 5 лет назад +132

    *Barbara exist*
    Wade: Hello darkness my old friend

  • @hannahware3751
    @hannahware3751 5 лет назад +82

    Literally every board game: I destroy friendships!
    Uno: am I a joke to you?

    • @DmanLucky_98
      @DmanLucky_98 5 лет назад +1

      It all started with "Go Fish" 1st grade...

  • @au-stars
    @au-stars 5 лет назад +56

    Barbara: I wonder what they are talking about
    Mark: You will never be as good as Barbara
    Bob: Such a Barbara thing to do
    Wade: I think Barbara is hacking the main frame

  • @soot.mp3
    @soot.mp3 5 лет назад +609

    Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend!
    *Amy wants to know your location*

  • @Oakami
    @Oakami 5 лет назад +278

    14:44 'You're being very *BARBRA* about this, Bob!' We need to make this a meme

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 5 лет назад +5

      More than half the comments are already shitty dialogue memes, isn't that enough?

    • @redox_reaction_phox
      @redox_reaction_phox 5 лет назад +3

      *memers assemble*

    • @dankerino7244
      @dankerino7244 5 лет назад +7

      @@Kektus1 you are being very Barbra about his comment

    • @Oakami
      @Oakami 5 лет назад +3

      @@Kektus1 No, it's never enough. We need more memes

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +6

      You can say I'm being BARBARA about it all the time! 😉

  • @gothempress
    @gothempress 5 лет назад +127

    I love the editor made the screen wiggle waggle when Discord distorted Wade and Bob's voices.

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 5 лет назад +1

      that wasnt discord, thats some sick voice effects from the voice modulator machines they bought

    • @gothempress
      @gothempress 5 лет назад +7

      @@James-ce6dc Nah, that was totally discord lagging out. I hear it all the time when I am on discord with my partner and his friends.

    • @DEFSeattle
      @DEFSeattle 5 лет назад

      I think it was actually the game glitching out

  • @Potato-sg6qr
    @Potato-sg6qr 4 года назад +93

    I love Bob's *_"I'll show you being targeted."_*

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад

      That shit is so menacing and raw and somehow still went underrated by the comment section

  • @pheebss674
    @pheebss674 5 лет назад +85

    “Yeah wade if you die, film it” - Bob’s best quote from 2019

  • @halieghcarr3519
    @halieghcarr3519 5 лет назад +145

    19:24
    Bob *"I'm the real Barbra here."*
    Me,"haha bobra."
    25:06
    Wade *"Bob...bobwa."*
    Me,"my idea Wade, shut it."

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +3

      Nononono I'm pretty sure I'M the real BARBARA here

    • @halieghcarr3519
      @halieghcarr3519 5 лет назад +3

      @@kittywithagun7742 I highly agree with that statement 🙏🏻😂

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 5 лет назад +2

      Haliegh Carr
      But if you think about it, Wade actually said that BEFORE this video was even posted so it WAS his idea, so ha, get EXPOSED.
      Damn, I really over thought this.

    • @halieghcarr3519
      @halieghcarr3519 5 лет назад

      @@suned3128 crap you're right😂

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 5 лет назад +74

    Barbara: *exists*
    Wade: why do I hear boss music?

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 3 года назад +37

    22:11
    "WAIT A MINUTE HANG ON ACTUALLY - !"
    aka the moment when wade and mark realized they had been tricked by bob

  • @Likesixducks
    @Likesixducks 5 лет назад +296

    Lowkey miss when mark would put thier face cames over their profile pics in the little boxes

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 5 лет назад +26

      I miss it too, but this would take a lot more work since this is a recording of a live stream

    • @Likesixducks
      @Likesixducks 5 лет назад +23

      @@dylan_Coat you right- I totally forgot that these are livestreams orginally- that's on me- have a nice day

    • @TheMissHooligan
      @TheMissHooligan 5 лет назад +6

      High key miss it.. Lol

    • @gia380
      @gia380 5 лет назад +1

      Lauren Riggs same

  • @eternalaster1555
    @eternalaster1555 5 лет назад +775

    Mark's look of shame when he almost said girlfriend was hilarious 😅😂

  • @jaychulo4005
    @jaychulo4005 5 лет назад +63

    Barbra: *doing the absolute minimum*
    Wade: this is avengers level threat

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson4440 2 года назад +57

    Wade: *calls out Bsrbara's obvious and continued abuse towards him*
    Mark: *BECOMES TWITTER*

  • @jasbuggg
    @jasbuggg 5 лет назад +391

    uno, but wade hates on a computer character for 28 minutes straight

  • @jakebello7988
    @jakebello7988 5 лет назад +859

    Oh Barbara, she may never talk, but she’s a menace to Wade’s sanity.
    Edit: I already got over 500 likes?!

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 5 лет назад +20

      More like wade is a menace to wades sanity and barbaras just there

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +10

      I sure do talk a lot! They just never let me 😐

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 лет назад

      666 lijes currently at this time.

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 лет назад +1

      @That One Cool Gamer. Yeah right! I'm just trying to be generous, I think he might have some anger issues.😕

  • @keegs9175
    @keegs9175 5 лет назад +87

    Wade: Barbara's a heartless machine.
    Mark: **physically more upset than Barbara**

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 года назад +263

    Either Wade needs to talk to a therapist, or he's a god-level actor. I don't know which.

  • @Ixmyl777
    @Ixmyl777 5 лет назад +917

    Who ever is translating marks video stop
    People go to French in language and the video title and description is different

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 лет назад +12

      Danish too. :/

    • @spaceyxx3
      @spaceyxx3 5 лет назад +9

      English ones are also bad :/

    • @maspaghet9987
      @maspaghet9987 5 лет назад +7

      Polish too

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +9

      jack has the same issue

    • @nightcorebox5734
      @nightcorebox5734 5 лет назад +22

      In german is the same, pewdiepie jacksepticeye its getting abused everywhere sadly

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 5 лет назад +187

    Mark: Don't you dare insult my- (quietly)girlfriend😂
    Same exact energy from Giraffe Volleyball
    I'm gonna beat your- (quietly)wife🤣

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 5 лет назад +166

    Wade: Barbra would hide the remote
    ... *those are some serious allegations*

    • @65-bitgamer
      @65-bitgamer 5 лет назад

      Nate Conley. Who doesn’t hide the remote?

  • @cloudman1145
    @cloudman1145 2 года назад +15

    5:10 I love how Wade predicted that Barbara's gonna turn them against eachother, because that's what happens later on the video. Maybe Barbara really is the evil one