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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2019
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The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
- "What the F*** Barbara!?"
- "You are gonna laugh..."
- "You guys playing uno?"
- "You right"
Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.
@I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares
Michael Furtado u right
Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P
@@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.
Mark: "Blues, Snooze."
Bob: *Sneezes in autotune*
**sneezes in Donald duck**
laughing so much 😂😂😂😂
Everybody dies laughing
Ha PoOf!
Eq-*_POOF_*
"Bloose. Snooze."
*"Häpœûgh!!"*
Excellent beginning.
Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!
"Translate to English"
@@singleplayer286 ye
@@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”
I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English
I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.
And now Bob is going to be!
@@nichole_bmx8313 huh?
@@lemonywater2979 Bob recently announced that his wife is expecting!
Time stamp?
18:18
Mark without cursing is like non-alcoholic beer
Apt
Oh...you right
@@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!
Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
This is very amusing because of Mark's issues with alcohol.
"You left footed mushroom wielder!" very good wade
If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem
They call marks mushroom the punisher
“You four-card taking card taker!”
I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw
U goth
18:23
Mark looks genuinely like "shit is this how wade is about to announce a child?" Then super relieved lol
I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility
@@plexyglass429 ya
Mark: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!"
*Unus Annus flashbacks*
*You close?*
Let it die
Please
I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle
PLUS ULTRA!!!!
Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime
To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.
"Blues. Snoose.
HaPOOF"
what a wonderful way to start an episode.
Lol.
You right
During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.
if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)
haplouiflf
“Old town road, take me home”
“CALIFORNIAAAA!”
Better than original
thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?
You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.
This is chaotic
How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.
The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound."
He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL
And no one caught onto that. Or cared
Yeah, that’s hilarious.
😂
I think Mark did, he was laughing so hard
Mark: Blues. Snooze.
Bob: _ApEwEhEw_
Mark: (extreme laughing fit)
0:02 replay button of Bob’s sneeze
”Thanks me!”
”You’re welcome, myself!”
MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD
Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣
Ha PoOfh
It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you
Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket
Mark: *literally puts the word _'DEMONITIZATION'_ in the title
RUclips: *TRENDING FOR GAMING!*
0:09
@Wildy Duce your point?
Susan was having a coffee shortage
Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd
@@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed
I want, just once, Lixian to actually play Uno with them.
Bob: *Sneezes*
Literally no one:
Mark: *Actually dies*
it's someone, it's BOB
Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice
I literally sneezed right after Bob.
No one:
Bob: Ah-PoOf!
Everyone: *dies*
i actually died laughing at it xd
I love how "daddy is a sexual term. DEMONETIZED" was interrupted with a commercial
Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail
Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better
*Wade:* I threw money at a problem...
And the problem went away.
I logics.
I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it.
So I guess it works.
@I don’t like Lgbt people oh god
As I read this I heard it in the video 😂
@@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock
Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)
"YoU FLaT FootEd PaNts weArEr! "
Way to get em' Mark
@I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!
I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about RUclipsrs family members then self promoting on marks channel
@@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!
That One Cool Gamer I think??????
That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people
back-stabbing card-taking left-footed mushroom-wielder is a god tier insult
this all is very sad to watch after knowing the fact that mark, in fact is not real
Liar!
Sike !
Yeah, yeah! You are just mad that they didn't pick your insults, Mr. Shakespeare!
@@dragos_creations u right
Your play Romeo and Juliet sucks
"You back-stabbing, card-taking, left footed mushroom-wielder!"
- Wade whenever the hell they recorded this
The same day they recorded bigfoot.
16:00
As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive
@@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌
Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!
Gonna be honest, I thought Markiplier said
"My moms is asian."
Instead of-
"My monetization"
He's not wrong
Either way it's correct
i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun
@@Sparkle-hn1vr
You're now my favourite person xD
@@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD
Mark: "Blues, Snooze"
Bob: *autotune sneezing*
Me: *laughing instead of breathing intensifies*
This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos.
*Memento Mori*
Memento Mori
video: *is 27 minutes worth of content*
everyone in the comments: “haha bob sneeze funny”
Yes.
But still...
hapLoOuF
Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣
@Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha
@Hannah Smith Issa joke
hapoof
Bob: **skips wade**
Wade: [sad Elmo noise]
Bob: yeah take that, Elmo
Wade, using Elmo voice: Elmo loves to dance- *OH*
I love that part XD
Time stamp?
@@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3
It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁
@@MicaelaB. That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD
Bob's autotune sneeze has been my phones notification sound for a year. It still makes me laugh every time
Lol
0:14 Mark’s cry-laughter adds years to my life-span
RUclips: uses demonetization card
Mark: *Say sike right now.*
Your profile pic...
Oh
Oh no
@@huhimhere170 oh yes
Ricardo Milos your profile is everything
@@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme
:D
Where's the episode where Mark ONLY uses pre recorded lines and sees how long till the others notice
Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p
Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great
Barbara
@@synicat7839 u right!
you riight
Mark, Bob and Wade: *saying weird alternatives to curse words*
Me, horrified: just say fU ck
19:10 *_distraught_* "He's got as many reds as two!"
20:06 the way Wade said "little hat" amuses me
23:56 really admire Mark's "AAAHH!!"
man, the autotune sneeze is almost as good as wade going
"no..."
"no"
"No"
"NO"
"GOD"
"WHYYY"
"YEEEAAAAYEEAH
Put it on slowmo please good Lord
@@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted
Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂
I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid
@@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid
"I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!"... again?
I was wondering why he said that again X3
so nice it happened twice
“You PICKLE PUSHER!”
-Mark, yelling at Bob during UNO, 2019
When Bob said “egh PÆŒOÖØGh”
I felt that
0:02 - Snoose
1:14 - Hello everybody
3:21 - Thanks buddy
3:56 - ****
5:00 - Jump on mysel...
5:28 - PGfied
7:48 - What did I do!?!
8:36 - PGfied pt2
11:12 - Drawing on purpose
11:30 - Reverse that at you!!
11:51 - Elmo
12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events
13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute....
14:40 - _Eviiiil_
15:50 - Why would you go for me?
16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself
18:18 - Daddi
18:59 - Chomper got me!!
19:25 - Zearo
20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_
23:05 - *How's it taste!?!*
23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_*
24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_
25:10 - Jump in
Oh, thanks
Make this into a compilation please omg
ty flando
Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.
u god
11:51
Wade: *Very sad Elmo noise*
Bob: Yeah take that, *Elmo*
Wade in an Elmo voice: Elmo loves to danc-*OH!*
this timestamp is a blessing
funniest shit i’ve ever watched
“Goat slapping tail pusher” I honestly don’t think that’s PG Mark 😂 I don’t think you want Peta after you
To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD
Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.
4:10
Mark: You're just making Lixian do more work
(Angry Lixian noises paired with animation)
@@opposedlime Thank you.
I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)
@@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.
Mark: Don't you dare curse
Wade: I didn't, I stopped myself for you.....F###!
4:07
SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Why doesn’t mark curse any more?
That intro is genuinely one of my favorite moments that Mark & Friends ever have done
20:48 AND THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEY....
Memento mori
"Take me hoooome old town roadd, cAlifornIaA"
Me...a west virginian: **implodes**
XD LOL
Ayyyeee same
solidarity
its west Virginia *
Im a West Virginian too! :3
RUclips: *uses demonetization card*
Mark: *UNO reverse card*
RUclips:r u playing a yellow 2?
@Gray Stars you just have them a free turn reverse cards don’t reflect stuff
.
@@vincentfaragalli9427 r/woooosh
uno reverse card r/uno
Hearing mark say " going even further beyond" before unus annus existed is amazing to me!
It's a fairly common thing to say, could be a mha reference
I laughed my head off at 23:57
It’s “Oh sir, the insult simulator” all over again...
basically
Facts
ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*
Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!
Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”
Pewds and Jack playing minecraft: Join us mark
Mark: I will
*When I get money*
Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?
Are they though? No post today about it
*YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*
NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo
Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....
6:30 literally when he played that 5 and implied it was threatening, the next player got 6 more cards from a draw, used the 6th, making basically a plus 5
Me in 2015 and 2020: I'll think about it next Year.
Me in 2021: (Bob sneezes in AutoTone) (Laughs with Mark)
“Stop cursing my monetization”
Five seconds later
“Oh F***”
@I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name
I don’t like Lgbt people
No
Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!
@I don’t like Lgbt people No
I never will
nice profile picture.
Mark: I just want some money for once
Bob: Hold my beer
"I got money in the bag."
Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE
Mark: “Blues.”
Bob: “ugh”
Mark: “Snooze.”
Bob sneezes in auto tune like an alien
Everyone cackles 🤣
Bob: “Oh f#$&@*…..that’s not how I thought that was supposed to sound.”
Honestly best way to start an uno session.
The voice crack at 20:34 killed me
Not even a minute into this episode and they already mention “Barbara”
@I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete
@I don’t like Lgbt people
No
ALMOST ONE MINUTE
@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.
That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too
Mark: Maybe I'll make some money this time-
RUclips: *REVERSE CARD*
Nice profile pic! I love that game!
Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...
C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY
YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH
matching profile pictures.
Wade's Elmo moment at 11:51 is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. Talk about being "too in-character".
Mark: "what how did he do tha-"
Wade: "Hes got as many reds as two!!!"
Bob: uh
Mark:Bloos,Snooze
Bob: *ALIEN NOISE*
Lol!
I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks
Mark: Bloose, Snooze
Bob: *Demonic sneeze*
The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues.
Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.
Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.
@@6709ify I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence
I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.
*Angelic
“Is that supposed to be Old Town Road?” *starts to sing Take Me Home* “I love that song” 😂
"blues, snooze"
Bob: sneezes in autotune
i fucking died
I've been repeating that sneeze at 0:03 for some time now and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna choke on my laughter
Lmaoooo right? 😂😂😂
Put it in 0.5 speed... your welcome. 🤣
@@phantomray1648 that sneeze.. then the wheeze 😂
It sounds like he’s spitting.
Avacrido :V right?! 🤣
I need an audio clip of Mark yelling "IIIIIIIII'M JUMPING IN!"
Mark: blues snooze
Bob: *sneezes in auto tune*
Everyone and me: *laughs like there is no tomorrow*
"THIS IS WHAT IT MEAN TO GO EVEN-"
WE WERE SOOO CLOSE! WE WERE ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS!
@Markiplier The translator changed your Title and description to insult someone and also to make ad for himself...
Bump
Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a RUclipsr named JT and he puts a link to some other RUclipsr to frame him.
Oh boy someone found a way to make RUclips fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful
But its auto gen
Did he remove a translation option?
Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.
According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm.
Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video
Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.
Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00
Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit
Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')
i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins
Mark and the gang without cursing is like drunk Minecraft with non-alcoholic alcohol. IT MAKES NO SENSE
So, I'm in hospital after cracking a rib from laughing at Bob's sneeze for 15 minutes on repeat.
Wade: "Well, I have something to tell you."
Mark, with the face of fear and curiousity -
Wade: "I am not a father."
Mark, relief.
"But i want you to call me daddy"
@@_Michaelis_ *no*
@@Dogaojuiz *Yes*
Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes
@@boywiththebreee3599 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.
I’ve been sitting here for 6 minutes laughing at bobs noise at the beginning.
I actually think that would work as a pretty good ringtone.
What the hell was that, did he sneeze? Dear God my stomach hurts from laughing!!
Same shshshsh
SAME XDDDD
Play it at .25 speed it is great 😂😂
i love how wade reacted to the jumping in with his elmo voice, as if he's so used to making voices that he stays in character while doing something
"This is what it means, to go even Further beyond"
Me: *Screams in SSJ3*
Is that a dragon ball thing?
@@slasherchild5871 Recording: Yes
In all seriousness yes, That's a dragonball thing, In Z when goku went ssj3
he said in the dub "And This, is to go, Even, Further Beyond"
@@xenowreborn Oh damn. Sounds super badass
Mark trying not to swear, sounds like RUclips is holding a gun to his temple.
the fuck is that pfp
OR it might be Lixian occasionally
Maybe
He's (very technically) a Disney employee
Lets all be honest.
Regular RUclips just became basically RUclips kids
Hell yeah dude.
Ageeed
YES YES YES
You right
Yep.
Micky Mouse girlfriend pregnant suicide nursery rhymes FOR KIDS!
That sneeze could be a great sound effect in a song 😂 Someone please remix that!!!
That sneeze made my day lmao
That would sound good
I literally was JUST thinking about that!!! I may... 🤔
I love how mark put a "YOU RIGHT" quote from mark as a donation I would love to spend money on that donation just to hear it
“Old town road… I love that song”
*Starts singing Country Roads Take Me Home”
Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.”
Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...”
Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“
Wade: “I’m not a father.”
Me: “DAMMIT!”
…………………………………
@Evan Sharp 18:22
I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant
@@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)
BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.
,,Can you stop cursing"
-said Markiplier
I absolutely love the UNO Series
I could watch it all day xD
Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️
I did
Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times
mark: " This is what it means, to go even further beyond!"
me: "PLUS ULTRA!"
i miss unus annus after this line he said
Ahh so THIS is where that sneeze short comes from that makes me wheeze every time 😂😂
“…I’m really bad at this!” 😂
Bob: *Sneeze*
Me: *Repeats this clip over and forgets to watch the rest of the video.*
same here I'll give you the clip 0:02
Samr
Its scary how you did the exact thing I did
I mean I can't blame you... Its not everyday someone sneezes like Donald Duck.
Mark: "blues... snooze..."
Bob: **snoozes into his mic literally 1 second after Mark said that**
Snoozes?
He sneezed before ( it was streamed ) hence Mark’s “ bloos. Snoos. “
Bob had a sneezing fit and on the third sneeze, tried to autotune it.
@@randompasserbyer TRIED? it was gold. He also said pussy, it was great
@@randompasserbyer TriED? The auto tune on it makes it x10 funnier!
Its 3 AM, and Bob's sneeze is way funnier than it should be 🤣🤣🤣
Mark: blue, snooze
Bob: æpōûœüfhh
Mark: You... flashy eyed b-
RUclips: *plays 15 second unskippable ad*
Me: .....
Shaye_Serena elly basher
Shaye_Serena but hey.
He got monetized
I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...
Wow, even RUclips ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!
That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again
No one:
No one at all:
Bob: You’re a straight up BOOGER SNATCHER
I think that's what the Boogie Man actually is!
0:00 mark: blues snos
Bob:PiIzZzZaA
The fact that bob's sneeze was so good it's the most replayed part of the vid is fucking astounding.
Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!
Honest ♡
Half the time my laugh sounds like his so when I’m watching it’s like his laugh echoes.
Fiefer Woods I agree, honestly I’m slowing developing a crush on him
To be honest
Bob’s laugh is pretty majestical too
So the translators issue are affecting Markiplier as well. I hope he knows about it and that bangla fz1 get his channel taken down or something
Bump
How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem
@@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but RUclips finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos
MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕
Ikr he got 24M subs from that
6:12 Holy Graph Pap-rr
Can we just appreciate how good Wade's Elmo voice is?
Is this another episode of Oh Sir the Insult Simulator? I love that game!
Quentin Fisher why no comments lol.
You're hovercraft dress like your country and had a steaming rump with. Sips tea. You're boss and you know it to be true!