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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @ditrixgenesis781
    @ditrixgenesis781 5 лет назад +5366

    "mark, what color do you need?"
    "I don't remember"
    Deception 100

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 5 лет назад +203

      "Mark, what color do you need?"
      **rolls Perception check**
      "I don't rememeber."

    • @Forggggg
      @Forggggg 4 года назад +16

      ARE YOU A PART OF CLUMBSY NATION?!?!?!

    • @Flamuski
      @Flamuski 4 года назад +33

      *_Outstanding move_*

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +5

      @@Forggggg Memenade, Clumbsy, Topsy or the old Text2Meme, yea

    • @vixstergonzalez5927
      @vixstergonzalez5927 4 года назад +18

      12:00

  • @jad__lad
    @jad__lad 5 лет назад +4870

    21:34
    MY FAVOURITE MOMENT IN THE UNO SERIES BESIDES BARBRA
    “YEEEAYA”

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 лет назад +70

      Imagine a child version of him listening to how he screams

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 4 года назад +6

      Geh muula babé

    • @GoatGodBaal
      @GoatGodBaal 4 года назад +9

      i cried xD

    • @thumbrat
      @thumbrat 4 года назад +57

      My favorite uno moment is definitely bob saying “eat a giant pile of shut the fuck up!“

    • @markmunoz1188
      @markmunoz1188 4 года назад +50

      I just love that he put up a pic of lil Wayne. When clearly it’s lil John that says that. 🤦‍♂️😂🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @CREDLACE
    @CREDLACE 5 лет назад +5624

    Mark's humour, Bob's laugh and Wade's rage-induced-insanity.
    I love this videos

    • @bt8257
      @bt8257 5 лет назад +85

      Bob's laugh is one of the best things to ever happen.

    • @aidang7278
      @aidang7278 5 лет назад +42

      Soundboards are just glorious

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 года назад +8

      C. ROXAS your profile pic is Qrow Branwen. Virtual high five to another RWBY fan!

    • @thumbrat
      @thumbrat 4 года назад +3

      Bob is like the funniest person I’ve ever heard

    • @maxjohnson3695
      @maxjohnson3695 4 года назад +1

      do you mean these videos or this video?😂

  • @VelkanAngels
    @VelkanAngels 4 года назад +4431

    4:01 - How have I never noticed before, that Wade's picture flips as he says "Waaait a minute..."? I've watched this so many times, but I never noticed that! That's a friggin' hilarious editing detail. xD

    • @kaylarichardson
      @kaylarichardson 4 года назад +97

      I just saw your comment and went "wait really? " And watched it

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 года назад +133

      I just love the
      "Don't steal it from me, I ask that as a friend.
      -Oh, when you ask me like this, how could I NOT ?
      -Oh thank you thank you"
      That cluelessness of Wade is simply amazing.

    • @ivancubacub531
      @ivancubacub531 3 года назад +46

      I binge-watch Mark's UNO playlist every 6 months and this is the first time I've seen that lmaooo. Great catch!

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 года назад +8

      @@thibautisserant waaaait a minute.

    • @Vulc4nium
      @Vulc4nium 3 года назад +6

      I noticed that the first time i saw that

  • @potato_salad9346
    @potato_salad9346 5 лет назад +820

    "I mean, times are tough, but not like turnip water tough"
    ~ Wade 2019

  • @orangexlightning
    @orangexlightning 5 лет назад +3191

    10:26 Mark Screaming for a turn is one of the most glorious things in the whole series.

    • @GRAVYGATOR
      @GRAVYGATOR 4 года назад +64

      Oh you should've heard him in one of his other Uno videos, everyone kept skipping him or like Uno reversing and he got all pissed

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 4 года назад +47

      Wade losing it on Barbra had tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard.
      I wish I could bottle that passion, for the next time a confirmed "Barbara," was giving me a hard time, lol

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 3 года назад +5

      @@GRAVYGATOR I've seen them all.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 года назад +9

      CAN I HAVE A FUGKING T U R N

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 года назад +1

      @@landonletterman831 ME TOO ALDMAKLSMDK

  • @shinigamimiroku3723
    @shinigamimiroku3723 5 лет назад +2040

    Wade: Why do you have so many cards?
    Mark: IT WAS YOUR HAND!

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 лет назад +4

      Shinigami Miroku 69 likes, nice.
      EDIT: nvm

    • @eclipse_animations812
      @eclipse_animations812 4 года назад +10

      Wade:WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAND!?!?!?

    • @ravensfusionstudios3166
      @ravensfusionstudios3166 4 года назад +7

      No believe Wade said: why do u have so many cards! Then mark said: EXCIUSE ME EX FUCKING SCUSE ME MR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GAME!!!!! Lol!!!!!!

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 3 года назад +7

      I remember when the exact thing happened between mark and bob 😂

    • @tiler5794
      @tiler5794 2 года назад

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Lets get your comment to 69 likes!

  • @guytheencrypted601
    @guytheencrypted601 3 года назад +1736

    Its funny seeing how mad wade gets whenever someone moderatley inconviences him, but in monopoly hes so calm

    • @Xx_VivaLaSmokey_xX
      @Xx_VivaLaSmokey_xX 3 года назад +46

      He's complicated 😅😂

    • @wlfecipse5751
      @wlfecipse5751 2 года назад +106

      Uno Wade: *at random intervals with minor inconveniences will begin to curse everyone out until the bot stops f-cking him over*
      Monopoly Wade: *perfectly civilized and polite, even kind*

    • @uhnutherdude
      @uhnutherdude 2 года назад +33

      Ah, the duality of man.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +20

      It’s really hard to directly hurt someone in Monopoly, it’s simply a matter of luck and smart investment

    • @nirablackfire2792
      @nirablackfire2792 Год назад +17

      Because Wade knows he stands no chance in Monopoly. That's basically just a vs battle between Bob and Mark.
      Wade is more vicious in Uno because that's a game he can win at. 😂

  • @gamingobliterator1959
    @gamingobliterator1959 5 лет назад +5860

    Mark: Are things ok there Wade? Do you need help?
    Wade: *unintelligible words*
    Oh I'm not muted... .SHUT UP!!

  • @thiswasamistake123
    @thiswasamistake123 5 лет назад +2303

    "swaggy is on my team"
    *_one second later_*
    "FuCk yOu, SwAggY!!!"

  • @ladyblaze_1280
    @ladyblaze_1280 4 года назад +2417

    I love how no one is talking about how sweet mark is lol “GIVE THEM TO BOB AND WADE! They are right there!”

    • @transwithnoplans
      @transwithnoplans 2 года назад +158

      Yeah right? Wade can’t even buy a bag of turnips ☹️☹️☹️

    • @ianhemingway9165
      @ianhemingway9165 2 года назад +111

      He can't even make turnip soup! :(

    • @bananamuffins582
      @bananamuffins582 2 года назад +8

      What does it mean when you gift subs on twitch?

    • @transwithnoplans
      @transwithnoplans 2 года назад +64

      @@bananamuffins582 it means you give them money and more support for their channels

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 2 года назад +8

      CLEARLY they aren't as famous, so they don't deserve your support.

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 4 года назад +623

    15:01
    “If someone says ‘here’s some bits for the two decades you’re about to leave behind,’ does that mean I’m gonna die or I’m just old?”

    • @nyanderthal93
      @nyanderthal93 3 года назад +48

      I feel like that's some sorta dark homeless joke.

    • @ORGANPARTY
      @ORGANPARTY 2 года назад +15

      I would be so afraid😭

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 2 года назад +23

      @@ORGANPARTY I love how 3 years later we still have no fucking clue what this is supposed to mean

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Год назад +7

      Will someone figure it out?

    • @Seal_5436
      @Seal_5436 Год назад +5

      We still got no clue what it means

  • @Tezezezezezez
    @Tezezezezezez 5 лет назад +1296

    I'm a simple man, i see a notification about UNO from mark, i feel happiness exploding from my brain

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 5 лет назад +4

      S A M E

    • @wizzlez9615
      @wizzlez9615 5 лет назад +3

      Simple men have explosions in their brain... "THe MorE YoU KNoW"

    • @djcuts4740
      @djcuts4740 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @gthiccc4615
      @gthiccc4615 5 лет назад +3

      Hehehe. I was the 420th like. Hehehe.
      I’m a stoner.

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 5 лет назад +2

      I feel wade's impending rage

  • @hypershard8935
    @hypershard8935 5 лет назад +5462

    *Mark:* “What’s that do again?
    *Utter silence*
    *Wade:* GreEEeeEeEn!

  • @solarflare3942
    @solarflare3942 5 лет назад +690

    Thanos: **snaps**
    +4 card: *_My time has come_*

    • @michaelguerrero2434
      @michaelguerrero2434 5 лет назад +18

      No thanos snap and big chungus pulls a reverse card.

    • @Hewillkeepwatch
      @Hewillkeepwatch 5 лет назад +2

      Ultimate 4 times infinity stones Attack
      4 Stack 8 Stack 12 Stack 16 Stack 20 Stack 24 Stack... 9999999999999996 Stack The Omnipotent Wild of Shangus Rogers

    • @Goldstandard_1
      @Goldstandard_1 3 месяца назад

      @@michaelguerrero2434 Thanos: God DAMNIT-

  • @AverageUnknownMain
    @AverageUnknownMain 4 года назад +5328

    27:18 it was at this moment, that wade turned into jacksepticeye.
    Damn, I forgot I even commented this dumb shii.

  • @chickenchoicejudy
    @chickenchoicejudy 5 лет назад +1344

    21:32
    Wade: "nO, No, NO, gOd, wHy?, yyyyAYA"
    IM DEAD
    *_"what the fuCk I had tWO CARDS"_*

  • @munchkin2465
    @munchkin2465 5 лет назад +6671

    Barbara is Swaggy. Barbara has more identities than Team Rocket has disguises.

    • @Skullmonkeys44
      @Skullmonkeys44 5 лет назад +161

      wait... team rocket have disguises ?
      oh, sorry i forgot that only ash can't see throug ha pair of glasses or a mustache.
      nevermind !

    • @kiryix
      @kiryix 5 лет назад +15

      shhhh

    • @kiryix
      @kiryix 5 лет назад +25

      @@Skullmonkeys44 lmfao

    • @karumida2013
      @karumida2013 5 лет назад +6

      swaggersouls XD

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 лет назад +41

      Skullmonkeys44 they use the same brand of glasses as Superman.

  • @shotakei3898
    @shotakei3898 5 лет назад +787

    MARKIRAGE:"can i do (2x)"
    "can i have a turn (2x)"
    "can i have a tur-"
    "can i have a turn"
    "CAN I HAVE A FREAKING TURN"

  • @The_Hofol
    @The_Hofol 3 года назад +524

    20:25
    "We stick a candle in a turnip, we light it on fire, you blow it out, you eat the termit, that's your birthday!"
    I have a mental image of not lighting the candle on fire, but the turnip itself and just handing it to Wade.

    • @kaf-smif
      @kaf-smif 2 года назад +15

      this made me WHEEZE, thank you for this hilarious mental image

    • @declanziolkowski
      @declanziolkowski 2 года назад +9

      That exactly what I thought and it's even funnier now

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 2 года назад

      You stick a candle in the turnip, light the turnip on fire as a sacrifice, and then you give Wade the termit.

    • @shanonymous3551
      @shanonymous3551 Год назад +5

      you light the turnip on fire, then it lights *you* on fire!

    • @Seal_5436
      @Seal_5436 Год назад +2

      I'm glad it wasn't just ne that had this thought

  • @alicia7882
    @alicia7882 5 лет назад +1443

    13:25
    Mark: What does that do again?
    Also Mark: ....O_O;...
    Wade:GReEeEeEEeEnnn....
    Bob: **Cackles filling the silence**

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 года назад +13

      I felt that one >< Hurts when that happen

    • @Johnwixkswife
      @Johnwixkswife Месяц назад

      The most underated part of the video.

  • @ninjadrew1033
    @ninjadrew1033 5 лет назад +806

    Wade: Swaggy is on my team
    Swaggy: I Obey No Man! *Stabs Wade in his back*
    Wade: FcuK yUO SwAgGY!

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 лет назад +2

      NinjaDrew10 “It’s like swaggy is a reskinned Barbara.” Welp, apparently I hate wade and changed my name to swaggy

    • @fernandogarzajr6720
      @fernandogarzajr6720 5 лет назад

      Oh God yes XD

    • @flipper9038
      @flipper9038 5 лет назад +3

      YeeeeAyUH!!!!! 21:38

  • @kayway9568
    @kayway9568 5 лет назад +910

    20:27 "You eat the termit" my favorite part, i'm dying

  • @radiantarchives
    @radiantarchives 3 года назад +435

    "Mark, what color do you have?"
    "I don't remember..."
    "Is it yellow?"
    *"It is yellow."*

  • @megc9289
    @megc9289 5 лет назад +3435

    Markiplier Makes: Turnip Soup

    • @wormyworm
      @wormyworm 5 лет назад +65

      wait why would I actually watch that

    • @megc9289
      @megc9289 5 лет назад +40

      @@wormyworm to be fair I would too

    • @phexwor8433
      @phexwor8433 5 лет назад +24

      I will pay to see that

    • @karistewart9967
      @karistewart9967 5 лет назад +16

      coming to u next time on Dragon Ball Z

    • @isaiahhuerta1789
      @isaiahhuerta1789 5 лет назад +19

      featuring wade

  • @theultimateflubberhawk7924
    @theultimateflubberhawk7924 5 лет назад +1376

    "Times are tough but not turnip water tough"
    - Wade 2019
    When are times not turnip water tough lol

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +3

      The Ultimate Flubber Hawk that's me whenever I think of the fact that my parents told me that I'd do good in life.... ;-; my life sucks.

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 5 лет назад +7

      @@Somerandomperson-hl1kt yup, that's me!
      You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +2

      StirrCrazy90 I'm sorry ;-;

    • @makenzieleigh1365
      @makenzieleigh1365 5 лет назад +2

      Im gonna start saying this

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +2

      Random Momentz do that :D

  • @grigoriosmetsis9597
    @grigoriosmetsis9597 5 лет назад +446

    is it just me or do all of us enjoy the new profile pics they've put in xD.
    Edit: Oh my god over 350 likes thank you so much guys :D.

  • @Hi_Buddy-cw6pl
    @Hi_Buddy-cw6pl 3 года назад +1072

    Mark:”I wouldn’t bite into a turnip raw..”
    Me: *immediately flashes to mark biting into an onion*

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 3 года назад +1

      Wait when was this sksjsms

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 3 года назад +15

      @@plateofspaghetti5029 We dare not speak its name

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 3 года назад +8

      @@Sheashay101 Did it happen on UA or something?

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 3 года назад +5

      @@plateofspaghetti5029 yes lol

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 года назад +2

      @@Sheashay101 Unus Annus
      Oh look down there someone who can’t spell and someone who thinks I was even a fan in the 1st place

  • @bunnytheknoxville
    @bunnytheknoxville 4 года назад +4692

    21:31
    [wade starts getting cards]
    "NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
    GOD
    WHY
    *YEAYAH* "

    • @5acred7
      @5acred7 4 года назад +99

      i wonder why they didn't use lil john instead of lil Wayne

    • @bunnytheknoxville
      @bunnytheknoxville 4 года назад +33

      @@5acred7 yeah me too. god damnit lixian

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 4 года назад +5

      Was that from the game? I've never played this version of uno

    • @_geeko_2732
      @_geeko_2732 4 года назад +8

      I have that clip saved. It’s amazing

    • @thehellkatyt3929
      @thehellkatyt3929 3 года назад +13

      As a doomguy nothing makes me laugh
      But I fucking died

  • @Christikolter_
    @Christikolter_ 5 лет назад +585

    Swaggy: _does literally anything_
    Wade: 👁️👄👁️!

    • @autumnecho6084
      @autumnecho6084 5 лет назад +8

      Christi Thornburg **pikachu face intensifies**

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 5 лет назад +6

      *[Insert Metal Gear Solid alert sound]*

    • @jordanlee7836
      @jordanlee7836 5 лет назад +7

      Swaggy: Omae wo mou shindeiru
      Wade: NANI?!?!

  • @laurenconnerton5410
    @laurenconnerton5410 5 лет назад +402

    Markiplier Makes: Turnip Soup with special guest judge Momiplier
    I need this in my life!

  • @red_dickfigures
    @red_dickfigures 4 года назад +198

    6:38 "Put pie- Jimmy put pie, thank yo- oh I'm not muted. shut up"

  • @Astarust
    @Astarust 4 года назад +3361

    13:26 Mark: What does that do again?
    *Pure silence*
    Wade: GReEeEeN

  • @lolitsloryn5960
    @lolitsloryn5960 5 лет назад +701

    Mark: GO SUB TO WADE HE CANT AFFORD TURNIPS
    Wade: what do I need turnips for?
    Mark: FOR TURNIP SOUP!!!

    • @dennisparraga9626
      @dennisparraga9626 5 лет назад +2

      We all need turnip soup

    • @mythicgamer6291
      @mythicgamer6291 5 лет назад

      @Tomás Lopez Durand type of vegetable plant

    • @lolitsloryn5960
      @lolitsloryn5960 5 лет назад +4

      @Thomas Lopez Durand Turnips are a vegetable that farmers use that can also be used for soup, typically farmers are not the richest of people so therefore they could technically be classified as lower on the rich scale so saying that Wade can’t even afford turnips shows that wade is so poor that he can’t even afford turnips

    • @pablogonzales2626
      @pablogonzales2626 5 лет назад +4

      YOU EAT THE TERMIT AND THAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

  • @b79747
    @b79747 5 лет назад +834

    Older generations: read a book before bed
    Our generation: watching a few middle-aged men play virtual uno before bed

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 лет назад +34

      All of them are about 29 or so years old, they're not quite middle-aged yet.
      They'll be middle-aged when they turn 45.

    • @__-eu7wu
      @__-eu7wu 5 лет назад +1

      yup

    • @b79747
      @b79747 5 лет назад +3

      @@rosedestiny5284 well they certainly aren't teens xD

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 лет назад +15

      I really hope 29 isn't the middle...

    • @yeetyeet9507
      @yeetyeet9507 5 лет назад +3

      Literally what I'm doing rn

  • @mossonarock3236
    @mossonarock3236 4 года назад +651

    "Why would I buy a bag of turnips?"
    "FOR TURNIP SOUP!!!!!"

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад +12

      I've always loved how Mark yells it with such confidence like it was the most blaringly obvious answer for miles

    • @Ethos_Platinum
      @Ethos_Platinum 4 месяца назад

      Lol I literally saw this comment as that part played

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 4 года назад +5840

    Bob playing uno:
    “Wait lets talk about this”
    “Wait that’s not what you want”
    “Listen, don’t do that”
    *General Grievous Voice
    Ah yes the negotiator

    • @swordlogic1157
      @swordlogic1157 4 года назад +32

      Star Wars Info this is so good

    • @ethant.presland7438
      @ethant.presland7438 4 года назад +24

      Good reference my dude

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 4 года назад +19

      Star Wars Info nice SW reference

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +5

      Dude nice profile pic. And I'm a massive Prequel Memer, so I laughed a lot more than I should have.

    • @starwarsinfo5378
      @starwarsinfo5378 3 года назад +2

      @@unprankable666 thanks I appreciate that. Glad I could give you a laugh

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 5 лет назад +396

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of:
    *Wade’s Descent Into Genuine Irreparable Madness!*

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 5 лет назад +3

      *Descent
      Fixed it for ya.

    • @colterbrown3679
      @colterbrown3679 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks awmehgoddd. I’m not good at spelling. It’s corrected now.

  • @AllNoneBlakCox
    @AllNoneBlakCox 5 лет назад +1764

    23:41 "Do you want me to read all my turnip puns out loud"?
    Mark: "No No no"
    23:43 *Yeah!*

    • @icringeatmyself2222
      @icringeatmyself2222 4 года назад +29

      lol, I almost didn't notice that

    • @oldsport8838
      @oldsport8838 3 года назад +9

      Don't you mean 21:42 YeAh

    • @oldsport8838
      @oldsport8838 3 года назад +8

      Sorry 21:36

    • @AdamMcCann1178
      @AdamMcCann1178 3 года назад +17

      @@oldsport8838 if you listen really carefully the sound does actually play in the background at 23:43

    • @ashenshield1712
      @ashenshield1712 2 года назад +5

      Turnips just the tips 😂

  • @doratheexplorer5188
    @doratheexplorer5188 2 года назад +191

    Can I just say, marks impression of the “YEEYA” was surprisingly on point

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 5 лет назад +571

    Bob: **plays Lil john "YEEAAAHH!" sound effect**
    Mark: **edits in picture of Lil Wayne**
    10/10 accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 5 лет назад +17

      honestly, Mark probably doesn't even know rappers, so he just searched "rapper" and put in the first picture he had

    • @alfiebluemoon7476
      @alfiebluemoon7476 5 лет назад +12

      @@bananya6020 Mark has video editors! Last I checked, he doesn't edit his own videos.

    • @Momo-xs8nc
      @Momo-xs8nc 5 лет назад +6

      @@alfiebluemoon7476 He still does.

    • @Leightonlaser1
      @Leightonlaser1 5 лет назад +5

      ​@@Momo-xs8nc its Lixian, he's editing now, as was revelled in the next Uno episode

    • @Momo-xs8nc
      @Momo-xs8nc 5 лет назад +5

      @@Leightonlaser1 I know that. I meant that Mark maybe still does it, but it's mostly Lixian now. Didn't know that he was his full-time editor now, sorry.

  • @joshbrazinski5066
    @joshbrazinski5066 5 лет назад +270

    Bob’s Burgers
    *upgrade*
    Bob’s Middle Fingers
    *perfect*

  • @mrsfreaky6190
    @mrsfreaky6190 5 лет назад +2089

    Wade is so calm during god damn Monopoly and UNO has him screaming at everyone...
    Something ain't right here...
    Edit: That may be the most likes I've ever gotten. Thank you guys so much!

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 5 лет назад +7

      Tell me about it.... Also poor Jpw3 gets abused by Wade also...... kinda like Barbara abuses Wade.
      I have no idea why specifically salty Wade gets over Uno...

    • @jau5652
      @jau5652 5 лет назад +17

      Uno brings out the worst in you

    • @melody474
      @melody474 5 лет назад +10

      It's because Barbara isnt in monopoly

    • @LegacizedApe
      @LegacizedApe 5 лет назад +1

      @@melody474 r/woooosh

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 лет назад +1

      That souls be reversed using the reverse card

  • @joannaolsen8894
    @joannaolsen8894 3 года назад +396

    Bob's laugh is literally God's gift to depressed humans. I always smile so much when I hear him giggle ☺️

  • @EldurThePaladin
    @EldurThePaladin 5 лет назад +333

    I legit could not stop staring at Wade's picture staring at Bob's picture.

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 5 лет назад +9

      I never noticed that and now I can't unsee it

    • @eclipse_animations812
      @eclipse_animations812 4 года назад +10

      Wades picture staring at bobs pic and bobs pic staring at us and we stare at marks and marks stares at the bot

    • @kexard
      @kexard 4 года назад +2

      Oh god! I never noticed XD

  • @jasonbrooks7787
    @jasonbrooks7787 5 лет назад +3750

    Why have a social life when you can watch 3 grown men play uno?

  • @ChaoticAce
    @ChaoticAce 5 лет назад +342

    0:23 “Swaggy can’t be that bad”
    Famous last words, Wade. Famous last words.

    • @heyitsalex.55
      @heyitsalex.55 5 лет назад +1

      I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS ROAD ALONE....
      MCR I'm sorry

  • @therealmihai8510
    @therealmihai8510 4 года назад +405

    this video shoulda been called "Card of a Thousand Turnips"

    • @jshooa4840
      @jshooa4840 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @Kno_One
      @Kno_One 3 года назад +2

      But turnip is the truth

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 3 года назад

      Why is it called "Card Of A Thousand Truths?"

    • @kingcraftbruh
      @kingcraftbruh 2 года назад +1

      @@Thechaosmaster1997 because when you draw it, it tells a thousand truths

  • @tmack1422
    @tmack1422 4 года назад +344

    23:40
    Wade: “Fine, you want me to read all my turnip puns out loud?”
    In background: yyAYA!!
    IM DED🤣

  • @Skydrive717
    @Skydrive717 5 лет назад +217

    I was trying to say "I appreciate it" to the secretary at work today and I could only muster the word "preesh". I think I'm turning into Mark...

  • @librarylinguist2208
    @librarylinguist2208 5 лет назад +360

    Mark: Wade literally, he can't afford a bag of turnips
    Wade: Why the f*ck would I buy a bag of turnips??
    Mark: foR TURNIP SOUP!!!
    😂 😂 😂

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 5 лет назад

      What time?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joscelinevega4496
      @joscelinevega4496 5 лет назад

      Steve Bailey 12:25

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 5 лет назад

      @Vox3l-Gl1tch to convey emotion 🙃

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 5 лет назад

      @Vox3l-Gl1tch its easier to know what that person is feeling and thinking like sometimes if you don't understand a text and can't tell if its a joke or if its serious emojis help so there's no confusion kinda like irl you tell what people are saying sometimes by there facial expressions so its basically facial expressions in text form so the person you are talking to knows what your feeling 😁

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 5 лет назад

      @@joscelinevega4496 thx

  • @theancientballmonokuma6021
    @theancientballmonokuma6021 3 года назад +113

    11:35
    When wade yelled out "what the fuck is this?" I lost it XD

    • @kareemplays5162
      @kareemplays5162 Год назад

      Now close your eyes and watch it out of context

  • @supereststinger
    @supereststinger 5 лет назад +267

    At 21:30 when wade was saying: "no no no no NO NO!!" *small pause* "YEEAHH!!!" I was laughing so hard that i started crying!!!

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +2

      Understandable.

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +4

      Literally the second best part of this. The first is wade saying, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!” after he gets Mark’s cards.

    • @Ember_TheForsworn
      @Ember_TheForsworn 5 лет назад +2

      It's my favorite breakdown of Wade aside from all the times he complained about Barbara Lmao.

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +3

      Ember 55755 yea. Barbara is the root of all of wades rage XD

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 5 лет назад

      wow i was not expecting to get this many likes

  • @alexthebee3377
    @alexthebee3377 5 лет назад +463

    (20:23) mark explaining all abt the birthday turnip
    “you eat the termit.”

    • @jugulartaria4319
      @jugulartaria4319 4 года назад +1

      Thought you spelt it wrong then I realized that’s how mark said it

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 года назад +2

      that's your BIRThday

  • @lilkillervamps
    @lilkillervamps 5 лет назад +304

    Someone use wade's freakout and scream as a meme sound effect.

  • @mavohq
    @mavohq 4 года назад +97

    bob has Impeccable comedic timing with the soundboard it’s fucking hilarious

  • @lukecolumbus13
    @lukecolumbus13 4 года назад +1262

    6:21 Wade: Henry, jimmy and Toma Toma Toma Toma.
    6:38 Wade: Putpa Jimmy putpi. Thank you. Oh I’m not muted
    6:51 Mark: Wade who hurt you *bob laughs* ❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
    21:31 No....no...no...No! God! Why!? YEEEAYA!

    • @panicathogwarts
      @panicathogwarts 3 года назад +28

      You forgot him telling himself to shut up 😂 thats my favorite part

    • @SHPOODERGUY
      @SHPOODERGUY 3 года назад +19

      21:42 WTF I HAD 2 CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS

    • @nerrr2011
      @nerrr2011 3 года назад +12

      21:31 was my favourite

    • @amgraste9971
      @amgraste9971 2 года назад +1

      @@nerrr2011 You Right

    • @Ruina11
      @Ruina11 2 года назад +4

      And at 4:00 where Wade trusted Bob

  • @katlilek5008
    @katlilek5008 5 лет назад +962

    This makes me genuinely concerned for Wades mental health.

    • @carlosemilio385
      @carlosemilio385 5 лет назад +9

      To be honest me too😂

    • @IhyaHusnayain
      @IhyaHusnayain 5 лет назад +13

      its funny and sad in the same time

    • @kylebennett9534
      @kylebennett9534 5 лет назад +24

      I really wonder how much of his reactions are genuine and how much is acting

    • @conway9353
      @conway9353 5 лет назад +7

      @@kylebennett9534 i'm pretty sure its all real judging by how annoyed mark and bob both sound when wade tries to speak human

    • @oregan0
      @oregan0 5 лет назад +7

      All of these uno episodes make me concerned for Wade's mental health

  • @yeetmaster4578
    @yeetmaster4578 4 года назад +462

    19:33 THAT LITERALLY SCARED ME OUT OF MY SEAT LOL

  • @edeneggg
    @edeneggg 4 года назад +124

    "This is not podcast, this is game." -Wade 2019 23:35

    • @gracekettlety51
      @gracekettlety51 3 года назад +3

      is wade actually poor. i asked you I'm sorry but u seem like you'd know haha

  • @i_like1dino2s88
    @i_like1dino2s88 5 лет назад +263

    bob: mark, what color do u have
    mark: * looks at card * i dOnT rEmemBer
    bob: * buys it * is it yellow
    mark: itt iss yelloww

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 года назад +1

      *lil' drum* Speech up

    • @maplesyrup6529
      @maplesyrup6529 4 года назад +1

      Purpur_Purrs_Purrfectly outstanding move

  • @exarite
    @exarite 5 лет назад +258

    Uno: *comes out 72 years ago*
    Mark: *It’s free real estate*

  • @MrLECHimself
    @MrLECHimself 4 года назад +125

    26:38 almost a year, and I still lose it with Bob's censored phrase

  • @bassettehound
    @bassettehound 2 года назад +64

    I love Lixian's editing so much. For any who might have missed it, I recommend going to 4:03 and watching Wade's profile picture very carefully.

  • @MercedesGarcia-dq1cb
    @MercedesGarcia-dq1cb 4 года назад +113

    24:20
    Wade: WhY dO yOu TwO hAvE sO mAnY cArDs?!
    No one:
    Mark: *ex- f*cking-scuse me?!?!?*

  • @cheyanne510
    @cheyanne510 5 лет назад +236

    “He can’t even afford a bag of turnips!”
    “Why would I buy a bag of turnips?”
    *”For tUrNiP sOuP”*

  • @kickingmonster
    @kickingmonster 5 лет назад +43

    I really enjoyed the casual Icarus reference while Wade was madly screaming in the background.

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 3 года назад +40

    15:24 - I come back just to hear that sound effect

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 5 лет назад +1580

    Someone: Markiplier is the worst youtuber
    Me: *Uno reverse card*

  • @effietrinket5699
    @effietrinket5699 5 лет назад +104

    Wade: Why would I need a bag of turnips?
    Mark (with feeling): *FOR TURNIP SOUP*

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 5 лет назад +2025

    Don't mind this comment, it's just so I can hear Wade say: "yEyA!"
    21:38

    • @coldbacon4869
      @coldbacon4869 4 года назад +107

      Wade didn’t say that lol that’s lil jon

    • @louspowels7120
      @louspowels7120 4 года назад +61

      @@coldbacon4869 and a picture of Lil Wayne. smh

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 4 года назад +88

      That was Bobs soundboard

    • @kaitlinpankake2192
      @kaitlinpankake2192 4 года назад +28

      That’s was bobs sound board

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 года назад +25

      That wasn't Wade, that was Bob trying to piss him off with audio equipment

  • @R_Valentin
    @R_Valentin 2 года назад +38

    6:51 "Wade, who hurt you? What's wrong?" I died! XD

    • @Inky_Alter
      @Inky_Alter 2 месяца назад

      BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

  • @kexuedrawsart
    @kexuedrawsart 5 лет назад +90

    Wade: I'm asking for a friend
    Bob: well, when you say it like that. How can I not?
    Wade: ah, thank you, I appreciate that
    *Bob places a 7 down*
    Wade: *Wade a minute*

  • @mrfluffnstuff1095
    @mrfluffnstuff1095 5 лет назад +67

    21:34 I can't stop watching this 😭😂🤣 someone PLEASE make an animation of this

  • @MonkeMax-lol
    @MonkeMax-lol 5 лет назад +110

    *UNO!* Have fun! Play with friends! End relationships!
    New: The Ultimate 16+ card!
    Uno fans: *INTENSE BREATHING*

  • @jcid1634
    @jcid1634 2 года назад +30

    12:50 Love this moment. One way in which Wade can easily steal the show.

  • @iamethanwheeler
    @iamethanwheeler 5 лет назад +265

    HE GOT HIS PROFILE PICTURE ON THERE IM SO PROUD
    but then you see his hand at 6:19

    • @TheLuckyLuke314
      @TheLuckyLuke314 5 лет назад

      Huh?

    • @athirahmokhtar4548
      @athirahmokhtar4548 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheLuckyLuke314 His cards

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheLuckyLuke314 There are three cards. Each card has six, therefore...
      *666*

    • @ant6132
      @ant6132 5 лет назад +4

      And its number 6 on gaming trending

    • @travisc254
      @travisc254 5 лет назад

      Or go to his hand at 6.30 when it's nothing but them but if 6.19 is good enough for you

  • @someguy5161
    @someguy5161 5 лет назад +310

    MORE UNO!!! Let's just hope BARBARA doesn't intrude.

  • @iseeyou6985
    @iseeyou6985 5 лет назад +109

    26:50
    "Watcha doing behind that cloud, Wade?"

  • @TheGentleman104
    @TheGentleman104 3 года назад +67

    M:"CAN I HAVE A FUCKING TURN?!?!"
    Bob: "no"
    Lixian: *laughing his ass off while editing*
    Me: *dying of laughter*

  • @iseeyou6985
    @iseeyou6985 5 лет назад +45

    Wade: **curses**
    Bob: **remarks on Wade's curses**
    Mark: **laughs hysterically**

  • @z3ror3z
    @z3ror3z 5 лет назад +201

    Mark: I'm gunna make a un uno video!
    Talks about turnips the whole time

  • @sageboutelle8826
    @sageboutelle8826 5 лет назад +207

    "Markiplier Makes Turnip Soup" when?

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 3 года назад +77

    Uno application: *starts*
    Wade's mental health: "Aight, Imma head out."

  • @Bananaman74799
    @Bananaman74799 5 лет назад +283

    Mark: we all know wade we all-
    Wade: I DIDnt jump in
    19:33

  • @tezzford-trash
    @tezzford-trash 5 лет назад +148

    I wanna hear a full version of the “Arms Of The Angel” parody Wade sang.

  • @grakki91
    @grakki91 5 лет назад +53

    14:45 “you think i played me but i haven’t” *flashbacks to drunk minecraft*

  • @alt01dz69
    @alt01dz69 4 года назад +47

    Wade: "listen man times are tuff but they're not turnip water tuff"
    Me: *in my head* "how the fuck did I end up hearing 3 full grown adult men talk about turnips"

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 2 года назад

      *tough

  • @bethanyvrooman9698
    @bethanyvrooman9698 5 лет назад +116

    Why do y'all play so much Uno? Better question... Why do I always watch it? And enjoy it? 😂

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 5 лет назад +7

      30 minutes but still better than like 95% of comedy movies lmao

    • @LongWolf1987
      @LongWolf1987 5 лет назад +16

      Because of wades suffering.

    • @__-eu7wu
      @__-eu7wu 5 лет назад +6

      @Christopher Smith
      YOU RIGHT

    • @HD-zj7dy
      @HD-zj7dy 5 лет назад

      @@alexanderliu9376In the 5% is Uno the Movie

  • @kexard
    @kexard 5 лет назад +1966

    11:35
    If you close your eyes, it sounds like wade just walked in on mark cheating on him XD
    Edit: Holy shit! I really thought people just ignored this! Thanks, guys. This is probably the most likes and comments I’ve ever gotten on a comment!

  • @thehangedman1393
    @thehangedman1393 5 лет назад +68

    Ingredients:
    2 tablespoons butter
    1 medium onion, chopped
    3 garlic cloves, minced
    1/2 cup white wine or reduced-sodium chicken broth
    3 pounds turnips, peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes
    1 carton (32 ounces) reduced-sodium chicken broth
    1 medium potato, peeled and cubed
    1 cup half-and-half cream
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
    1/2 teaspoon olive oil
    3 cups fresh baby spinach
    Directions
    :
    In a Dutch oven, heat butter over medium-high heat. Add onion; cook and stir until tender. Add garlic; cook 1 minute longer. Stir in wine. Bring to a boil; cook until liquid is reduced by half.
    Add turnips, broth and potato. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer, uncovered, 20-25 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Cool slightly.
    In a food processor, process soup in batches until smooth. Return all to pan. Stir in cream, salt and nutmeg; heat through.
    Meanwhile, in a large nonstick skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat. Add spinach; cook and stir just until wilted. Serve with soup.

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 4 года назад +25

    "I would never bite into one raw!" Bold words from the man who ate nothing but onions for a whole day.

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant 4 года назад +168

    4:58
    *Bob after tormenting Wade* : You know what, Wade ? There you go, you can have a turn.
    *Mark with UNO reverse* : NOT YET YOU DON'T ! :D
    *Wade* : RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

  • @papermario332
    @papermario332 5 лет назад +53

    The way how wade sreams my hand at 25:57 definitely deserves him a big bowl or turnip soup with a hint of garlic sauce

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 5 лет назад +35

    Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that at 27:18, Wade's "No's" sounded a lot like Sean's?

  • @aidaninsask2.0
    @aidaninsask2.0 Год назад +31

    21:37 KILLED Me!!🤣 Just “YIAAAHEEEH!!!!!!” While Wade Keeps Bitching Giving Me Headaches, 25:20 KILLED Me As Well!! Just “I Realized My Mistake!”🤣

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 5 лет назад +105

    I looked away for 5 seconds and I when looked back,Mark had 5 of each color.

  • @hanqingfu4456
    @hanqingfu4456 5 лет назад +323

    29:10
    Wade: Swaggy is on my team
    Split second later: Swaggy draw a don't play card on wade
    wade: oh f*** you

  • @lytwyna2
    @lytwyna2 5 лет назад +37

    oh my god. i died at 6:19
    Wade: "Henry, Jimmy, and Tomma... Tomma... Tommma... Tomma... What the hahl happened to me... Tommy are from Goodfellas!"
    Mark: "Oh..... okay?"

  • @dylandeering9221
    @dylandeering9221 4 года назад +18

    23:45 Peak emotional range from wade 😂