Well at least Jughead watching Suite Life wouldn't be that big of a paradox since he looks and sounds nothing like Cody. He is older than Cody and has black hair instead of blonde.
Harper Grey I know I’m late to the reply but i think I know why Jason doesn’t talk. So you probably know the saying ‘dead men tell no tales’. Since Jason died, I think it was an artistic choice to symbolize that. As for breaking up bughead, I don’t have an answer for you lmao
Notice how at 2:18 everyone else's smile is adorable....and then there's the dad smiling like The Grinch that stole christmas, Thanksgiving and halloween.😂😂😂
My friend told me he had a stroke and she said Fred Andrews instead of Luke Perry so I was like ok lol then I realized she meant Luke and I didn’t know what to do I was just so confused and I really though he would make it out
Best Riverdale CRACK I've seen until now ! "I'm not jealous ! What does he have that I don't have, besides from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgeous green eyes ? - Don't forget my sweet ass ! - Yeah, and a sweet ass !"
Everyone does realize Fp & Alice could never get married or date, because that would make Jughead and Betty siblings. Which would ruin the best ship lmao.
10:44 That face in the right bottom corner tho.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I STILL CAN’T STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
someone needs to edit the scene where Archie is sweating with lying is the most fun... and pair that with the iconic "cole wore a dress!1!" moment like please
I watched this like a month ago, and then like a week later I wanted to watch it again so I searched through so many riverdale cracks and I'm so glad I found it cause it's hilarious
I started freaking out at the mj popcorn thing cause Im a huge mj fan and I love riverdale and it's like you combined my two loves in one and plus I couldn't stop laughing
11:00 ME AF also as a joavin stan i must inform you that there is very little riverdale crack that actually includes my ship and also this was hilarious i love you now
I need a man to look at me the way Cole looks at a burger
Dank Meme XD
Dank Meme 😂
better yet, i need Cole to look at me the way he looks at the burger
Dank Meme same we all do
I need a burger to look at me the way I look at Cole. 😂
Veronica: My dad’s in prison.
Betty: My dad’s the black hood.
Jughead: I almost died.
Archie: I-I’m failing math-
Jughead: drug lord mothers
Archie: i went to prison
@@mysticalpotato252 and got attacked by a bear
Veronica's dad tried to kill him LOL
Kevin: i'M gAy
Cole eating the burger is my aesthetic.
Itsamee Unicornbtch yes definitely
Itsamee Unicornbtch yes
Itsamee Unicornbtch I
cole in a dress is mine.
What does jurgur mean?
Kevins dad-“Isn’t there a nice gay kid at your school?”
Kevin -“Yeah, me.”
I love kevin 😂❤️
YESSSS BITCH HOW THE FUCK DOESN"T
same for me broi
I just realised that Jughead's birthday cake is a burger 😲
I- I ME TOO
OMG IT DOES
AGHH
IT IS, I’M SHOCK
Omg I never knew that
kevin always represents the fandom so well.
thegothgal62 bish yes
Oh my god the 50 shades with Cole and KJ actually killed me... I'm actually having a heart attack
SAMEEEEE LMAO
same 😂😂
lauren aitken saaame XD IM DEAD
i honestly feel the same way....lmao
lauren aitken omg SAME
CHERLY FALLING IN AND THE LITTLE DROP AHAH IM CRYING 11:24
LMAOO
I died at that part😂😂😂
Cherly
Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Vegas (Archie's Dog) = Scooby-Doo
No, Kevin would be Scooby 😂
Or hot dog
sofie k hot dog is too smol😂
Im assuming you have never watched the intro to the archies... hotdog is a big boi
sisi saurus omg yes
*jason* : main person basically in season 1
*also jason* : never hear him speak in the show
The fact that it started with a clip from The Office makes it better lmao
Caitlin Art yup
Caitlin Art true
E X A C T L Y
I want to see the Riverdale cast react to this so bad 😂
Zaira Matin Yaaaaaaa
I actually died at the one where Cheryl plopped into sweetwater river😂😭 and when they were watching the suite life on deck😂
LMAO PLOPPEd
Gin Tuomaite same
samee that sound is just frickin hilarious
Well at least Jughead watching Suite Life wouldn't be that big of a paradox since he looks and sounds nothing like Cody. He is older than Cody and has black hair instead of blonde.
Sean Wheeler lol
3:26 when Cole winked I literally died♥️♥️♥️
hadley carradine I AM SHOOKETH TOO!
#shook
I got pregnant
audrey porcasi I winked back 😂😂😂
ME TOO WOMAN
Who else wants to slap Riverdale writers for not letting Jason talk, and breaking up Bughead like 11 Times❤️😂
Harper Grey I know I’m late to the reply but i think I know why Jason doesn’t talk.
So you probably know the saying ‘dead men tell no tales’. Since Jason died, I think it was an artistic choice to symbolize that. As for breaking up bughead, I don’t have an answer for you lmao
@@luciacastro-bigelow8546 woah that's a profound answer , glad to know I'm not the only one to think deeply about stuff. We would've made good friends
ME they keep breaking our hearts 💔
Lucia Castro-Bigelow you are late look at me have been two years and now I reply
Yea
Notice how at 2:18 everyone else's smile is adorable....and then there's the dad smiling like The Grinch that stole christmas, Thanksgiving and halloween.😂😂😂
Omg your right
😂
I don’t know what your talking about Lochlyn is handsome
Daniela Pole “christmas thanksgiving and halloween” 💀💀💀💀😭😭
Forever Sweet AHAHAHAHAH
why do i find cole eating that burger so freaking adorable
planetgeorgie Because it is
planetgeorgie hello lana del Rey fan
I do too-
We all do
planetgeorgie he is daddy
Yes kevin keller appreciation
Theotter Islands OMFG YES
cole makes eating amazing.
Wow I cant believe Cole created eating
True
R .R they never said that
RIP Luke Perry for real tho.. 😭😭
1966 - 2019..
He died on my birthday. As if it hadn't been shitty enough.
My friend told me he had a stroke and she said Fred Andrews instead of Luke Perry so I was like ok lol then I realized she meant Luke and I didn’t know what to do I was just so confused and I really though he would make it out
Don’t use his death for clout
Wait WHATTTTT
❤️
Doctor: you have 13:03 minutes to live
Me: *goes directly to this video*
Then you get a 13:03 minute ad
some random person ha
Well that’s a very oddly specific time....
*Mr. blossom wig is snatched😂😂💀*
Niyaaa Lynn which one? 😂
@@wisteria178 😂😂😂
Which one his jealousourising wig?
Literally everyone: Cole is DADDY
Me: FP JOOOOOOONES!!!!
Riverdale is my life Deal with it FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKE SOMEONE ELSE THAN COLE
COLE IS FATHER
I love them both
OMG YES, FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME
Rick Sancez C-137 it’s actually lili
I dedicate my life to bughead
Sameeee
Soup I was until I watched 5 feet apart now if 50/50
Sameeee
....
Same, they are the cutest
I dedicated my life to beronica
“Isnt there a nice gay kid at your school?”
“Yeah, me”
BAHAHA same 😂
i want someone will look like me just like Cole look at his burger
Believer forget someone else. I want cole to look at me the way he looks at a burger.
WAIT JUGHEAD HAD A BURGER CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND IM ONLY JUST REALISING
Omg same i'm so disappointed in myself lol
Caitlin same me to
Caitlin oooo I didn’t saw that before you write it omgggg
😂😂😂
This further proves his addiction to burgers.
Caitlin OMG I DIDNT REALISE :)))
Burger + Jughead = BUGHEAD(the real ship)
otp
We stan
EmmaLee no its burghead
Omg yes I ship it!!!
i ship it more than jugy !!
I lost it at 2:32 😂 my dad was worried bc I was alone in my room rolling in the floor lol
I'm so in love with cole like he's so perfect why I want him
WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT RIVERDALE IS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FOR AN OLDER AUDIENCE
Happy to smile Jenkins fortunately it's not a musical though
with the added bonus of murders😂
Luckycharmzz that changed in season two.
LOL what older Audience? 80 percent of the people who watch river dale are 12 or younger
//Julie the uni\\ JASON AND CHERYL BE BOPPIN TO THE TOP
Best Riverdale CRACK I've seen until now !
"I'm not jealous ! What does he have that I don't have, besides from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgeous green eyes ? - Don't forget my sweet ass ! - Yeah, and a sweet ass !"
Léa Ledoux do you where that came from??
4:10 - 4:18 WHY ARE RIVERDALE DADS SO HOT????!!!
Except Hiram and Hal and Claudius
Ruby-Rose _ Hiram is hot 😍
I’m kinda creeped out rn-
Cause most of them are DILFS
‘Anything you want to ask?’
...
‘WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?’
I asked: why don’t YOU have bread in YOUR pocket?
the "it's raining men" 😂👌🏻
Jill HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ MENNNNN
its from vampires suck
WHEN CHERYL FALLS THROUGH THE ICE AHDHAJDHAHAHAH
what i love the most about ur riverdale cracks is that u include all ships
thanks for uniting the fandom lmao
I be high on that Riverdale Crack XD
Same, it’s gotten to the point where I’m calling jughead daddy
@@happybean2228 oh god😆
The Riverdale writers are higher than my grade and my grades are pretty high
I love your profile pic
Jingle jangle? 🤔
Everyone does realize Fp & Alice could never get married or date, because that would make Jughead and Betty siblings. Which would ruin the best ship lmao.
I mean they are they share a brother
4:26 HAS ME ON THE FLOOR WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE ITS NOW AN INSIDE JOKE WITH MY BEST FRIEND OMG
Ignore this. These are just replay buttons of my favorite parts bc I watch these clips every day 😂
11:05
9:31
6:32
1:57
4:08
5:18
0:49
meme 12:30 , Sorry I had to XP
Lixlla love that one
meme half of them are with FP hahahha I love him so much too
Don’t forget 1:00
Lilly Vandriest yassssss
I have just seen Cole Sprouse eat a burger sexily.My life is complete
i died in class and then got a detention lmao 😂
Jughead + burger = 😮😍
=💀
Bughead
Burghead😂🤷♀️
Everyone is like BUGHEAD IS ENDGAME!! But I can just think of BURGHEAD ( juggy and the burger)
Kira3845 YASSSSSSSSSSS YAS QUEENNNN
Get someone that look at u the way Cole looks at a burger..lol
judy Lol
judy ikr
Yes. Also, I am Cole sort of too because food is my first love...
Ha I wish
Get someone who loves u the way I love Cole
Tfw you realise that jugheads birthday cake is a burger 🍔 😂😂
00:28
I thought barb was dead
Wait this is Riverdale
Audra Pratt 😂😂😂 that was beautiful
😂😂😂
Same reaction here😂😂😂
Yesss
''That was haunting, Betty...''
LOL LMAO
When Betty and Jughead were getting it on all I thought about where how cute their children would be xD
Lol me
I always forget they are suppose to be sophomores in highschool
Finn Dameron I think the writers did too, hope you checked out season 2
Army
Do you know what grade Polly is supposed to be in
Crazy_Fangirl They act like their in college
They act like there in the last year of college
Am I the only one who is amazed by Polly's smile 😍😍
Totally fangirling at 3:00 😂😂...I think some of you would know why. 💞💞💞💞
When it went to Polly and Jason looking at each other lovingly I thought Jason was Archie. I was WOAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DID I MISS
I live for your riverdale crack ❤️😂
Audrey Maria that's what's keeping me alive till season 2
Cole's wink at 3:27 KILLED ME
Jody Le And me
I want someone to look at me the way Jughead looks at that sandwhich.
Emilia Villarreal this guy
it’s a burger bich how dare you disrespect jughead
Archies here!
Bettys here, veronica too.
Reggies here.
But what about Jughead, Where are you??
10:44
That face in the right bottom corner tho....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I STILL CAN’T STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
Them watching Suite Life and crying was the greatest
10:28 😂😂😂😂😂 I had to pause the video for a few minutes because I couldn't stop laughing
Lol same
OMG 😂😂😂😂
SAME OMG
someone needs to edit the scene where Archie is sweating with lying is the most fun...
and pair that with the iconic "cole wore a dress!1!" moment
like
please
The coopers
🎶We are a psycho family🎶
🎶We got no sanity with me🎶
Have a tip for ya: Dont drink while watching cracks lol xD .
Before I read this I drink😂
FP IS DADDY AND BUGHEAD IS LIFE K THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY BYE
Val Kluge OMFG FP IS SO DADDY
Val Kluge FUCKING SAME DUDE! YES!👏
Val Kluge Naw fam, FP is granddaddy, because Jughead is daddy
YAS, I AGREE. OMG.
Val Kluge YES BITCHHHH SKEET IS DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
🎶 Hot Potato 🎶
Liv's Life is there a whole video to that
Li
Oops that was not meant to happen
Yes
Jugheads cake is a burger 😂😂❤❤🍔
My only question, where was Nana Blossom when Cheryl burnt down the estate?
bella I ask the same thing
Same here?
Same
Same
same
I watched this like a month ago, and then like a week later I wanted to watch it again so I searched through so many riverdale cracks and I'm so glad I found it cause it's hilarious
3:26 OMFG that wink had me so shook I had a nosebleed 😂😘😍
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!?? 4:32
no jams «did u kill json»
no jams I was scrolling the comments looking for that comment 😂
This is why I love us Armys 😂
WHAT ARE YOU?!
AN IDIOT-
AN IDIOT SANDWICH!
armyyyy
4:08 im so glad im not the only one who finds this man attractive
Only with the beard HAw
He is totally but only with his beard
Trenity Bananish yessssss😍😍
Trenity Bananish of course ur not
Same 👍🏻😂
Awesome. And that Michael Jackson meme is me when I watch the TV Shows I love and read through some Twitter drama. 😂👍
10:29 IM LITERALLY DEAD IM LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR🤣🤣
8:59 he wipes his blood like its a tear
So...?
And.....
OMFG I CHOKED ON MY SALIVA WHEN FP WAS WATCHING KEVIN AND (I forgot his name) serpent boy kissing 😂😂💀
Joaquin **
serpent boy😭😂
tara love Joaquin
tara love Waulken 😂
tara love Joaquin😂
I started freaking out at the mj popcorn thing cause Im a huge mj fan and I love riverdale and it's like you combined my two loves in one and plus I couldn't stop laughing
Slaying Jackson lol same
Jugheads dad: These kids are more on the ball then the sheriff.
Betty's mom: HA BEECH DATS WHAT YOU THINK!
COLE SPROUSE IS KING AND QUEEN!!!!!!
COLE IS FATHER
the scene where betty sings happy birthday to jughead is the most terrifying scene in riverdale. periodt.
wHEN ALICE'S VOICE WAS DEEP I SPAT OUT MY DRINK
3:18 LONG LIVE #JURGER 😂🍔
Ashley U lol😂😂
I had to stop the video after 20 seconds cause I was laughing so hard
I’m in love with moment where Kevin said “i love those shoes”
THE PART WHERE COLE AND ARCHIE WEERE THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER OMGG
Petition for an entire video of just Cole Sprouse eating burgers
2:59 Only real glee fans know Thats not Katy, but Santana singing
Pukeniris Blompot YESSSSSSS I WAS LIKE "OMG IT'S SANTANA"
Pukeniris Blompot OMG YES
Pukeniris Blompot GLEE GLEE GLEE
yes omg
Pukeniris Blompot YESSSSSSSSS
when alices voice was deep i dropped my waffle thanks a bunch
Mama Cooper is the best ❤
maria kurejova except for when she joins the farm and then sells the family house ♥️♥️♥️
Love that for you
6:35
My depression is cured XD
Not to mention, 3:30 BUGHEAD AND PROUND OF IT! XD
3:08 - 3:28 is all what we ever wanted to watch😂😍
11:00 ME AF also as a joavin stan i must inform you that there is very little riverdale crack that actually includes my ship and also this was hilarious i love you now
thnks fr th vnm
1) you are completely right Joavin is actually my oxygen supply
2) I love your username
Honestly this brightened up my day lol x
ways jughead suduses the ladies:
-the way he eats
-how hes a loner
-when he winks
Can we talk about how Joaquin was eyeing the birthday cake
The thumbnail is my 3 daily moods
I can't wait till season 2, ;)
DewyV Games same
DewyV Games same
azn vibe FUCK THATS TONIGHT.
azn vibe when does it come out on Netflix
i just want bughead to b back together and cheronica to happen
Is it bad that I've watched this so many times that when I type in "ri"' in my search bar it comes up as Riverdale Crack4😂😂
Rap mons Suga cookies same!
Same 😂😂
Everybody: Jughead is DADDY 🤤
FP:Hold my beer
They are both daddy
Jughead is father.
My heart stops when someone dramatic or some thing big or surprising happens in Riverdale do I basically stop breathing for hours
I lost it in the beginning when Cheryl ran backwards