John Huntington I've been saying WTF OVER , For the past 10yrs, never hear anyone else use it in reg doings. I always said it cause a trucker that always talked on the cb, just added OVER to the end of what id say and people would look at u like u were nuts cause they didn't know cb lingo. Haha
We would love to give you constructive criticism but we can NOT do that if the "Accident" is NOT in FRAME. Now I suggest you do a second take striking your finger again then we can tell you the correct procedure as to not hit your finger a third time.
I was just about to say...that be a harden shaft till you made that amazing sound of killing your end mill LOL....This channel cracks me...I am a retired Machinist...
James White I cringed before the end mill touched that steel . now mind you , I'm a plumber . and momma didn't raise no fool. All I could think was , "dry , no sauce !? " and then the sounds of confirmation hit my ears .
No idea why he cut it off though, isn't 0,75 exactly the 3/4 we were aiming for? I only ever use inches for pneumatic fittings and to tell my boss some "machinist" fucked off with all our 1/2'' nuts again; might be I'm just not getting what he actually measured.
Dude, I am a mechanic now but I was a Gunsmith and Machinist for a handful of years. Your videos are completely epic. Love your work, hope to keep watching endless content.
Another Christmas gift from the uncle we don't want to talk about ... there was that cabin in the woods that one summer ... Thank you for the chuckle; icing on my Christmas pudding.
Ave you really are something else. You're antics never fail to make me think but more importantly laugh! Sometimes ejecting beer on my keyboard. Seasons greetings from near where doubleboost lives.
It's been a while since I've touched another mans needle indicator, and certainly not in metric, but I was under the impression you needed half a turn of preload on the dial for the reading to be worth much. That said I learned from a guy who knew half as much and got within a hair of violent if you doubted him.
I was hoping you'd do a cyclodial style gearbox. What a Christmas present! I almost sent you a cycloidal ebike kit (USA made cycloidal motor/reduction from an awesome guy in Seattle) but then I had too much fun riding it. Glad to see you taking this guy apart.
Been enjoying your vidjeos for a year or so now. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas to you and yours and Happy Hogmanay when it comes. I love your brand of what the, late-great, Fred Dibnah called; Back Street Mechanicing.
I've always used super glue when patching up the high stress area of my Canadian tuxedo. They get a little stiff and crunchy, but it keeps them from blowing out again.
I've found that shoe glue usually works pretty well, also. It's more rubbery and flexes with the fabric a bit more, preventing cracking and splitting, like superglue does
You might have to go into a woman's store, but Aleene's Fabric Fusion is what your seamstress would use if she didn't care to sew anything for you. Thank god for the internet... you can just buy it online anonymously. Every dude that's single and can't sew, needs to own this.
@3:50 - properly designed involute gears do not slide. The teeth just roll over one another. There's an excellent diagram and explanation at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involute_gear
If you care to add to AvE's blood sacrifices, you can test that it rolls by holding a thin piece of paper (thickness < backlash) between a pair of meshing teeth as you slowly turn one of the gears with the remaining hand. The paper should not be tugged along with the gear tooth, indicating a perfect roll. The indentation of the paper corresponds to the length of contact face.
This is simply not true, yet is told by many teachers. Involute gears do slide over each other, just not at the pitch circle. Just take an old gear and look at it while turning. There is a lot of sliding friction with gears.
In a perfect system the teeth do indeed "roll" over one another, but seeing as the perfect system does not exist there will be some sliding friction due to production tolerances/backlash in the system. Wear will also introduce sliding friction between the gear faces eventually.
Just an anecdote that I remembered by the 8 min ish mark, earlier this month I had finished up my heat transfer exam and I remember the professor asking me how I did and my reply to him was "I know what I know and don't know what I don't know"...the point of it all being, yah your right, being in the dark sucks. Thanks for lighting the way a bit and merry Christmas
Careful scientific analysis and superior skilled craftsmanship combined with the finest education is clearly demonstrated in this appraisal of the Cycloidal torque multiplier.
For Christmas, my brother got my one of those fancy mugs of yours for drinking liquid motivation out of. Good old CockFord-Ollie, can't wait to show the boss at work!!
Love your vids even though most of it goes right over. I showed your steel splanation vid to a master's grad enginerd. He said 2 yrs of materials sciences finally clicked into place. You should take it on the road! Keep them coming.
RE: the jeans: That may not be the schmoo one might expect to find down there! I just about died laughing when I saw ya injecting gobs of (what appears to be) RTV silicone into yer drawers! Merry Christmas Uncle Bumblef*ck!
That was right smart of ya, matchin the color if the adhesive to the fabrique there. This project is headed in an interesting direction, can’t wait to see the damage. Hope you don’t read this till 2018, only bumbleshmuck spend the holiday in front of a confuser. Almost forgot who I was a talkin to there; you may be dumb in the shop, but you sure as ole Schmidt ain’t stupid topside with the familiars. Happy Holidays to you and yours, may it be merry, toasty and bright, and may you be more often not wrong than not right!
Kamel fake?? Fake?! Only the finest torque biceps are used around these parts! Can't hardly find no more precise of an instrument than the one the good man above (or below, or sideways...we don't judge here) provided you with. Best part? You never ain't got it.
When you used the Bridgeport and played FUCIK Entry of the Gladiators, Op. 68 - "The President's Own" U.S. Marine Band, it gave me a flashback of the president where I retired from walking through the front door of the plant on his annual inspection tour.He was a real clipboard warrior.
I was constantly told by cadd teacher that key locks are very strong and very hard, just very brittle. They are so hard that you could use them as a cutting tool bit for a lathe. They are designed to withstand a specific amount of sheer force before breaking. It's an engineered safety failure point to protect the machine as a whole.
What I don't get is.. I own two pairs of jeans.. extravagant I know.. but the thing is.. my humble abode has in excess of six wardrobes.. (I started to loose the will to live when my mental wardrobe count got to six, so I may be off with that measurement by an order of magnitude)... Now given that the dear departed, late lamented dog, didn't wear denims, what in the name of all that is merciful lives in those wardrobes. I have been assured that there is nothing in them that isn't vital for our future survival, but I'm not convinces. By the same token, I'm far too sensible to investigate the matter further, since the resulting reaction would be off the scale on the sulk-o-matic..
Hi uncle bumblef.. i know this is your own milling tool, but if i would leave a mill looking like that.. i would surely lose my permission to use it ever if not my job altogether. love the vids and giggle about other people using words you invented around the globe. Cheers man!
Normal spur gears are rolling friction too! The teeth roll past each other so that the constant velocity is kept. No sliding. Sliding does come into play when we go to worm and wheel however.
I use hydraulic torque wrenches everyday for building wellheads and valves/ frac gear. Gotta love the amount of torque you can get out of such a small thing. Was doing 3300ft/lb the other day with 1 finger. I saw a video the other day of a swench its a torque multiplier ratchet wrench and want to get one of the bigger ones they are capable of 2000ft/lb
It was the day after Christmas and the hangover from a long night of drinkin was fierce. Stumbling to the youtube with a whiskey and coffee to see a new video from uncle bumblefuck made all in the world right again.
I've turned a job like that 90° in the vice before, so that you clamp against the faces with the jaws. Heaps stronger setup, more precise, and more room to put your flats on with. Or if it doesn't fit, set it up in vee blocks. Merry Christmas Ave.
Dialling in a vice 101. Only pinch down one hold down stud. Use this side as the "hinge" which stays fixed and tappy tap tap to move the "free" end. Nip them both down & tweak the last few hundredths straight
i have to admit I about jumped back from the screen when you tried taking a 93 thou cut out of hardened shaft all at once. Holy Shattered carbide Sally
Unbelievable great hack on if you had the time you could use that tool as add on for any drill or a cordless impact gun great for mechanic /technician or if you work on trucks
I own a real fuken skookum choocher of a Kenmore sewing machine from about 1968, and I fix my shit all the time. That would be a fun take apart protect, but you'd never get it back together. They're complicated little bastardos
John Possum Could never get the damn button hole maker to work on my Kenmore. Went and bought 7 Husqvarna machines. Everything from embroidery to sergers to sewing to industrial. They are great
Sewing is one of those skills I'm damn glad I picked up. After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, convinced my mom to part with her old sewing machine (rebranded Singer from the 60's methinks). Nary a shred of plastic within the guts. Stitches right through nylon webbing and cordura like a champ.
I took right apart and fixed a 1962 Husqvarna 2000. My grandmother's old sewing machine that ceased and broke. Took two days, but I'm less skilled than Ave. Wonderful peace of kit to get acquainted with, it did manually what sewing machines these days all do digitally.
Ugh, don't remind me. I've been putting off going spelunking inside my Russian borne 1980 clone of whatever sewing machine to replace a broken gear. Fucking nightmare plaguing me.
Hey Ave. It was probably possible to stand that shaft up and bolt it to a plate of sorts on the mill table or even bolted to a plate then clamped in the vise. That way you could side mill all four flats in a single setup!
Наука
Almost destroys endmill
"This isn't the tool you're looking for" *waves hand*
I appreciate the bumblefuckery
jon lalama you just never know what his is going to say you always have to listen lol.
This guy is hilarious I love him 😂😂
Star Wars the War of the Bridgeports
May the force be with you
John Huntington I've been saying WTF OVER , For the past 10yrs, never hear anyone else use it in reg doings. I always said it cause a trucker that always talked on the cb, just added OVER to the end of what id say and people would look at u like u were nuts cause they didn't know cb lingo. Haha
You never have enough time to do it right, but just enough time to do it twice.
"I cut it three times and it's still too short!"
Haha! I'm stealing that!
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe...
I call that prototyping. First one is a prototype, second go-round is how I want it.
We would love to give you constructive criticism but we can NOT do that if the "Accident" is NOT in FRAME. Now I suggest you do a second take striking your finger again then we can tell you the correct procedure as to not hit your finger a third time.
I was just about to say...that be a harden shaft till you made that amazing sound of killing your end mill LOL....This channel cracks me...I am a retired Machinist...
James White I cringed before the end mill touched that steel . now mind you , I'm a plumber . and momma didn't raise no fool. All I could think was , "dry , no sauce !? " and then the sounds of confirmation hit my ears .
I like that he crimps his thumb, lets out a yelp then goes back to do the exact same thing. Hes smart, but hes _smart_ too =)
Burst out laughing when you cut off the first attempt. Huge contrast to most broadcasters who can never be seen doing anything wrong
But he said beforehand that the plan was to cut off the keyed shaft. Was squaring it before cutting it off just a practice run?
I died laughing when the circus music started cause I knew some bumblefuckery was about to ensue
No idea why he cut it off though, isn't 0,75 exactly the 3/4 we were aiming for?
I only ever use inches for pneumatic fittings and to tell my boss some "machinist" fucked off with all our 1/2'' nuts again; might be I'm just not getting what he actually measured.
You're doing it wrong, and what you need to do is do it right.
Cars Simplified don't do what Donny don't does
You sound like a framing foreman
He sounds like a newfy framer
N_A M_E he sounds like teachers too
More not worser is less not better!
That must have been one hell of a bowl of chili to cause that split..
Could have been caused by a size 11 boot.
I think in the tailoring industry its called a cock-right progressive failure; gods little made-to-fail for the silver-backs gender-wise.
Naw, just too many bowls of chili, and grabbing something dropped off the floor. I can attest.
what's that blue stuff? asking for a friend with a chili issue.....
the tare down gods have been appeased by your blood sacrifice
I give you my blood so you are happy iron the bigger iron the better you bleed lol.
The widely distributed scrambling herbaceous plant of the pea family gods?
The music selection shows great self awareness.
Dude, I am a mechanic now but I was a Gunsmith and Machinist for a handful of years. Your videos are completely epic. Love your work, hope to keep watching endless content.
The audio engenerding on this channel deserves an award!
Hats off to you sir! Your kindness to our ears does not go unnoticed.
2:26 thumb detector detected a thumb
We love you Ave! You've got to be the coolest shop guy on RUclips! You always brighten my day! Love from Michigan! ❤️
Had no idea what we were watching when the video started. I'm glad you put it back together and wrapped it all up at the end! That thing is insane
Another Christmas gift from the uncle we don't want to talk about ... there was that cabin in the woods that one summer ... Thank you for the chuckle; icing on my Christmas pudding.
Man AvE's music choices are the best, you are truly a smart man on this youtube system
I really like where you're going with this thing. Can't wait to see the destructomatic vidjaeo!
Ave you really are something else. You're antics never fail to make me think but more importantly laugh! Sometimes ejecting beer on my keyboard. Seasons greetings from near where doubleboost lives.
It's been a while since I've touched another mans needle indicator, and certainly not in metric, but I was under the impression you needed half a turn of preload on the dial for the reading to be worth much. That said I learned from a guy who knew half as much and got within a hair of violent if you doubted him.
ed?
Pentti Kantanen That story made me so angry and sad.
Hahahaha
I was hoping you'd do a cyclodial style gearbox. What a Christmas present! I almost sent you a cycloidal ebike kit (USA made cycloidal motor/reduction from an awesome guy in Seattle) but then I had too much fun riding it. Glad to see you taking this guy apart.
Literally was just watching the welding lens video. Merry Christmas AVE! Keep choochin!
Been enjoying your vidjeos for a year or so now. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas to you and yours and Happy Hogmanay when it comes.
I love your brand of what the, late-great, Fred Dibnah called; Back Street Mechanicing.
i don't know what i was watching, but i feel like applauding!
You did it!
Been waiting all day for an upload!
You really know what I like!
Enjoyed the Burroughs earlier, merry Christmas !
I am not a machinist. But I am in school for mechanical engineering. Your videos are hilarious and very informative. Keep up the good work 👍👍
Love the cripple creek ferry there Uncle B!
I love this channel so much
Thanks for the Grade A music. Much appreciated.
I've always used super glue when patching up the high stress area of my Canadian tuxedo. They get a little stiff and crunchy, but it keeps them from blowing out again.
I've found that shoe glue usually works pretty well, also. It's more rubbery and flexes with the fabric a bit more, preventing cracking and splitting, like superglue does
I used silicon for years to patch my pants. Then got married, now they just get chucked out.
You might have to go into a woman's store, but Aleene's Fabric Fusion is what your seamstress would use if she didn't care to sew anything for you. Thank god for the internet... you can just buy it online anonymously. Every dude that's single and can't sew, needs to own this.
+Paulman50 After you get married, you need to get a sewing machine.
BASF np1 works well and is very flexible.
Merry christmas you glorious canijo
@3:50 - properly designed involute gears do not slide. The teeth just roll over one another. There's an excellent diagram and explanation at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involute_gear
If I'm reading that correctly then there's no sliding friction only at one particular point, the pitch point.
If you care to add to AvE's blood sacrifices, you can test that it rolls by holding a thin piece of paper (thickness < backlash) between a pair of meshing teeth as you slowly turn one of the gears with the remaining hand. The paper should not be tugged along with the gear tooth, indicating a perfect roll. The indentation of the paper corresponds to the length of contact face.
erroneum That's what I read as well.
This is simply not true, yet is told by many teachers. Involute gears do slide over each other, just not at the pitch circle. Just take an old gear and look at it while turning. There is a lot of sliding friction with gears.
In a perfect system the teeth do indeed "roll" over one another, but seeing as the perfect system does not exist there will be some sliding friction due to production tolerances/backlash in the system. Wear will also introduce sliding friction between the gear faces eventually.
Just an anecdote that I remembered by the 8 min ish mark, earlier this month I had finished up my heat transfer exam and I remember the professor asking me how I did and my reply to him was "I know what I know and don't know what I don't know"...the point of it all being, yah your right, being in the dark sucks. Thanks for lighting the way a bit and merry Christmas
Thanks for the loose vise jaw, you made my day. :)
That's got to be the most useful I've ever seen one of those shopping bags be!
Reuse and Recycle!
Careful scientific analysis and superior skilled craftsmanship combined with the finest education is clearly demonstrated in this appraisal of the Cycloidal torque multiplier.
AvE, cranking out the vidjayos! Nice viewing, while Christmas chilling. Merry Christmas from Oklahoma!
When the music the march of the Gladiators came on I spit up my cheesecake hilarious hilarious hilarious Merry Christmas Maximus
For Christmas, my brother got my one of those fancy mugs of yours for drinking liquid motivation out of. Good old CockFord-Ollie, can't wait to show the boss at work!!
Love your videos thank you.
Love your vids even though most of it goes right over. I showed your steel splanation vid to a master's grad enginerd. He said 2 yrs of materials sciences finally clicked into place. You should take it on the road! Keep them coming.
Merry Christmas....Hope your 2018 is a good one
Gonna be honest that was the best chuckle i have had in ages when you had to cut the end off errr. Literally crying and snorting....
Your videos help me get through holiday bs
Gluing a new crotch into old pants to avoid buying new ones. Truly a man after my own heart.
"This is not the tool your looking for" someone has watched Stars Wars
Merry Christmas, Uncle Bumblefuck
Merry christmas and a happy new year AVE
Nice work!
RE: the jeans: That may not be the schmoo one might expect to find down there!
I just about died laughing when I saw ya injecting gobs of (what appears to be) RTV silicone into yer drawers!
Merry Christmas Uncle Bumblef*ck!
Blue RTV would work great for patching your pants. Ever do the instinctive wipe onto your jeans while using it? That shit never comes off.
That was right smart of ya, matchin the color if the adhesive to the fabrique there. This project is headed in an interesting direction, can’t wait to see the damage. Hope you don’t read this till 2018, only bumbleshmuck spend the holiday in front of a confuser. Almost forgot who I was a talkin to there; you may be dumb in the shop, but you sure as ole Schmidt ain’t stupid topside with the familiars.
Happy Holidays to you and yours, may it be merry, toasty and bright, and may you be more often not wrong than not right!
How is it that you are NOT the King of RUclips? You should have a syndicated international program.
I’ve used torque multipliers many times and have actually snapped off the 1” drive shank with a 1/2” torque wrench. 3,000ft/lb is no joke.
Woot! Merry Christmas
In 4:11 thanks for explaining it in Aussie for us down under ;)
@6:58 dat fake torque wrench... lmfao
Kamel fake?? Fake?! Only the finest torque biceps are used around these parts! Can't hardly find no more precise of an instrument than the one the good man above (or below, or sideways...we don't judge here) provided you with. Best part? You never ain't got it.
That's just the way it's done playing with wrenches all the time. You just learn when to stop who needs a torque wrench lol.
what do you mean fake?
Those bolts are exactly the torque they need. That being FT (fucking tight)
Ain't nothin more skookem than a beer powered torque wrench.
I'll admit mines sent me to the wreckers for spare parts on a Saturday morning....
Masztufa Ä. Torqued to the über-precise German torque spec: Gutentight!
good to see apprentice marks in the Bridgeport, I can still remember the bollocking for mine...
When you used the Bridgeport and played FUCIK Entry of the Gladiators, Op. 68 - "The President's Own" U.S. Marine Band, it gave me a flashback of the president where I retired from walking through the front door of the plant on his annual inspection tour.He was a real clipboard warrior.
AvE, hope you and the family had a great Christmas in Canuckistan!
Fuck yeh. Got my "Focus you fack"! T shart from Sandy Claws. Love it! Merry Christmas uncle!
I was constantly told by cadd teacher that key locks are very strong and very hard, just very brittle. They are so hard that you could use them as a cutting tool bit for a lathe.
They are designed to withstand a specific amount of sheer force before breaking. It's an engineered safety failure point to protect the machine as a whole.
AHHHHHH when a man feels the true power of Torque in his hands!!!! Oh to be young again ;-)
and also a robot?
I'm a little overdue for my bi-decade clothes shopping
They deserve to be fashionable twice.
I understand both comments 100%
What I don't get is.. I own two pairs of jeans.. extravagant I know.. but the thing is.. my humble abode has in excess of six wardrobes.. (I started to loose the will to live when my mental wardrobe count got to six, so I may be off with that measurement by an order of magnitude)... Now given that the dear departed, late lamented dog, didn't wear denims, what in the name of all that is merciful lives in those wardrobes.
I have been assured that there is nothing in them that isn't vital for our future survival, but I'm not convinces.
By the same token, I'm far too sensible to investigate the matter further, since the resulting reaction would be off the scale on the sulk-o-matic..
That kiwi brush brought me back to my youth shining Dads shoes
Your videos and humor are fantastic! Sorry for the boo boo...... finger pain.
Hi uncle bumblef.. i know this is your own milling tool, but if i would leave a mill looking like that.. i would surely lose my permission to use it ever if not my job altogether.
love the vids and giggle about other people using words you invented around the globe. Cheers man!
Magnificent music and language :D
Normal spur gears are rolling friction too! The teeth roll past each other so that the constant velocity is kept. No sliding. Sliding does come into play when we go to worm and wheel however.
I use hydraulic torque wrenches everyday for building wellheads and valves/ frac gear. Gotta love the amount of torque you can get out of such a small thing. Was doing 3300ft/lb the other day with 1 finger.
I saw a video the other day of a swench its a torque multiplier ratchet wrench and want to get one of the bigger ones they are capable of 2000ft/lb
The belly laugh I had when the music came in...... perfection
finally something to tighten the vise up with
I like the way you think,
shit what happened to your Christmas story video beer thirty is over and I wanted a magical journey!
Tradition happened my friend.
Redacted Lluks the magical mystery turd is weytn 2 tayk U the wey
Ahh, speed sew.. I remember using so much of that when I was insulating, I was 4 patches from wearing two pairs of coveralls.
Friggin eh man!! good advice at the beginning of the vid
Your machining music choice is our shops theme song...
1 person has a terrible Christmas.
It was the day after Christmas and the hangover from a long night of drinkin was fierce. Stumbling to the youtube with a whiskey and coffee to see a new video from uncle bumblefuck made all in the world right again.
Yea, "entry of the gladiators" seems fitting :)
Merry Christmas if you're still in the remaining time zones
Autocaption: "Thanks for watching, keep your decadent lights."
I've turned a job like that 90° in the vice before, so that you clamp against the faces with the jaws. Heaps stronger setup, more precise, and more room to put your flats on with. Or if it doesn't fit, set it up in vee blocks. Merry Christmas Ave.
When I read the title of this video I thought it was gonna be about a homogeneous mixture with one eye.
"Probably should have just done it right the first time."
Words to live by.
Instant thumbs up for singing Neil Young.
What happened to the Christmas video?? Please dont tell me it got taken down because of youtube whiners....
Dialling in a vice 101. Only pinch down one hold down stud. Use this side as the "hinge" which stays fixed and tappy tap tap to move the "free" end. Nip them both down & tweak the last few hundredths straight
i have to admit I about jumped back from the screen when you tried taking a 93 thou cut out of hardened shaft all at once. Holy Shattered carbide Sally
friggin triggered my ptsd right up with that mentioning the laplace
"Life is hard when you're a bumbling idiot"
Possibly my favorite quote this holiday season :P
Find these drives on Raymond Orderpicker forklifts, used as torque multiplier on steering system.
Merry fuckn christmas Mr. AvE
why am i watching this ave? I needed to sleep hours ago!
Unbelievable great hack on if you had the time you could use that tool as add on for any drill or a cordless impact gun great for mechanic /technician or if you work on trucks
I have had those we lil issues before! best hope they don't rip from belt loop to belt loop. strait through the middle while wearing them alone!
I own a real fuken skookum choocher of a Kenmore sewing machine from about 1968, and I fix my shit all the time. That would be a fun take apart protect, but you'd never get it back together. They're complicated little bastardos
Does that have the drop in cam system? By looking at me you'd never know I was an expert with the button attachment!
John Possum Could never get the damn button hole maker to work on my Kenmore. Went and bought 7 Husqvarna machines. Everything from embroidery to sergers to sewing to industrial. They are great
Sewing is one of those skills I'm damn glad I picked up.
After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, convinced my mom to part with her old sewing machine (rebranded Singer from the 60's methinks). Nary a shred of plastic within the guts. Stitches right through nylon webbing and cordura like a champ.
I took right apart and fixed a 1962 Husqvarna 2000. My grandmother's old sewing machine that ceased and broke. Took two days, but I'm less skilled than Ave. Wonderful peace of kit to get acquainted with, it did manually what sewing machines these days all do digitally.
Ugh, don't remind me. I've been putting off going spelunking inside my Russian borne 1980 clone of whatever sewing machine to replace a broken gear. Fucking nightmare plaguing me.
Been a while since we've seen hot chips on the chanel.
Hey Ave. It was probably possible to stand that shaft up and bolt it to a plate of sorts on the mill table or even bolted to a plate then clamped in the vise. That way you could side mill all four flats in a single setup!
entry of the gladiator. good choice