NicoB to answer your Tiger Drop question, Kiryu can learn the Tiger Drop in the first game. It’s only the foreshadowing that was added in 0 and Kiwami.
Kiryu walks into the bar and finds Haruka with a glass of milk and a picture of the little dog Haruka: Bakamitai... Kiryu: my little girl is finally growing up... The two start singing and crying together until they’re kicked out
(Kiryu sees Haruka running in place up against a sign) Kiryu: Haruka, what are you doing? Haruka: I’m trying to break this sign like you break stuff, Uncle Kaz Kiryu: Come, Haruka. I will show you the way. (Kiryu takes Haruka to that one room) Haruka: Really, Uncle Kaz?! Kiryu: Have at it! Haruka: Yay! (Haruka runs into boxes, breaking them in the process, as Kiryu watches, nodding his head with satisfaction)
SCP-7720-J "Haruka" Containment Procedure - She need to be kept in a small room about 5x10 feet. A normal mattress and bedding will be supplied. Food and drink will be given at times written down on clipboard next to door. Description - SCP-7720-J is a normal 12 year old girl about 3.5 feet high. Her vocal cords have the ability to make anyone who hears it do whatever she wants, despite the pain and suffering it causes on the listener.
Very boring? You underestimate how the picky penguins enjoy your suffering XD ...Not the crashes suffering though, that's bullshit and awful. The suffering Haruka puts you through? THAT is the good stuff!
I just hope in future games there will be a sidequest where Kiryu teaches his little girl how to kick ass. I can already imagine it...🤔💭 Haruka: "And what am I supposed to do next, uncle Kaz?" Kiryu: "Now you curbstump his face as hard as you can until he realizes his place like the piece of trash he is." *curbstump sounds* Haruka: "Is that alright?" Kiryu: "NO! HARDER!" Haruka: "HIYA!!!" Larry: "NO! PLEASE STOP, DUDE!" *curbstump noises intensify* ...🤔😁HEH! High five brain...
@@blackdragoncyrus and in a spin off brawler like thing she'll actually be a playable character. I saw the trailer and it was pure awesomeness! Though I don't know about the gameplay...
And Kiryu single handedly wiped out the tiger race. Thanks, Kiryu. Now I don't have to deal with those annoying tigers that keep pestering me in Dynasty Warriors 9.
This video was freaking hilarious. Seeing Nico get increasingly frustrated with Haruka and imagining Kiryu doing all these things for her, I just imagine for Yakuza 3 she's gonna ask Kiryu to conquer a few small countries and Kiryu's damn well gonna do it.
Wow, did anyone else cry during the "Rooftop Revenge" Sub Story? Saddest Love Story Drama I'd seen in a while since *"The Data for the Following Application is Corrupted. Delete the Application from the PS4, and then Insert the Disc Again"* EDIT: Ok I am not joking when I say I did not know the crashes actually return this episode, I just knew the Rooftop Revenge sub story was in this video, and made that joke before watching the whole thing. I don't know whether to feel a little bad because I said it at a bad time, or if my joke, which I actually came up with over 2 days ago before Nico even recorded the episode, I wonder if joke enforced reality to make the crashes ironically return just to dick with Nico. I am so sorry I bent reality on accident to corrupt the save files.
Kiryu : "Maybe something was wrong with the appartement ?" Akimoto : "Wrong ? It can withstand earthquakes !" Mizuki : "Akimoto-kun, i can explain.... actually i have a prosecutor friend who's afraid of earthquakes so i told him to live there since it's totally safe."
Kidnapper, over the phone: We have Haruka. If you want to see her again- Kiryu: JUST KEEP HER *hangs up* Kidnapper: U-Uhh... Haruka: Mr. Kidnapper, I wanna go bowling! And after that we can go play poker, and eat sushi, and buy expensive stuff, and play baseball, and do this and that and *blah blah blah* Kidnapper: *screams of agony*
Pray. Atua suggests that perhaps the entirety of Yakuza 2 is still downloading data, and will occasionally crash while playing. Nyahaha! The same happened to Angie when she tried to play Nier: Automata!
Kiryu: Now what did we learn today honey. Haruka: That's Daddy's a monster to bad people. Kiryu: No the other thing. Haruka: Oh, when curb stomping, heels first. Kiryu: That's my girl.
Every time I see Haruka and Kiryu my mind goes straight to Nanako and Dojima. It probably doesn't help that the dragon on Kiryu's back is the same as Dojima's ultimate Arcana fusion.
Lol Nicob! If only you know that claw machine is the "drag" one not the "grab" one. In japan it have alot of that "drag" one you suppose to get the claw more to the left or right side to get the claw to drag a doll in to the hole.It really different than the grab one. I know that kind of claw 'cause i get alot of figgures from that claw machine. But you still manage to win it by grabbing it nice Job xD.
Haruka's Requests: Tool of ultimate destruction. Also really sorry to hear about PS4 crashes again, but hey, it is a nice excuse to upgrade to Pro version, amarite? :^)
I agree with you. I feel as though Nico has been losing his temper more and more recently, granted I can understand his frustrations this episode however sometimes it feels unnecessary.
20:16 The Pursuit theme was perfect here! XD Really nice touch Nico! I just wish that you'd also put in the "Won the Case!" music in as well when the culprit got taken away. That would've been just the best.
A cruel part of me wishes that when Nico finally fished that damn monkey out of the machine, it turned out to be the wrong monkey. Not only that but instead of AiAi, the name of the monkey he got was Aizen. FOR IT WAS AIZEN’S PLAN ALL ALONG
Yeah its more than likely a knot on your ps4 hardrive to put in laymens terms. The more full your ps4 gets, the greater the chance it will stumble onto that knot and just hard crash a game. So when spyro ate up some storage space on the ps4, it might have just made it even easier for when yakuza was running it would trip over that knot since there is less space now. Rebuilding the database can help but sometimes it just doesnt defrag properly and the problem can still persist. You can try just clearing as much space as possible and hope your game doesn't try to read/use that fragment of storage
7:12 Oh shit... 7:43 "I'm probably gonna' have to get a new PS4 then..." This is it, fellow Picky Penguins. This is our moment to shine. This is what we have been training for. It is time to start the "Get Nico a PS4 Pro" Fund. There is _no_ other way. There is _no_ alternative. What's that? Walmart has a PS4 Slim bundle for $199 for Black Friday? I have no idea what you're talking about. And even if that were true, it isn't enough! It MUST be a PS4 Pro! Nico NEEDS the POWER!!! And I most certainly do not have any ulterior motives. No siree. None at all. I most certainly am not saying all of this because I want Nico to be able to play KH3 at more than 30fps. Nope. NopeNopeNope. NoooooOOOOOOOoooooo. Not at all... 8:28 "I guess this maybe gives me an excuse to get a PS4 Pro." ...oh...
Hello Nico, Satan here again, this time with a kamiyama tip(I've been playing since Monday myself so I know a few things). That tonfa that has a burning effect you were considering before buying the knife, is similar to the flame katana, being that it also burns you as you use it. So yeah, not good. The knife is very op though, so woot. You can abuse the regular attack and stun most enemies and even bosses, as I'm sure using it last episode showed. So yeah, helpful or not, thanks for reading. P.S. I've been doing the hostess stuff, and when I did Koyukis side quest for the panties, I mixed her white fluffy jacket with Daigos. "DAIGO-SAN, WHY DID YOU STEAL THE PANTIES?!" "KIRYU-SAN? NO, I DIDNT DO IT, IT WAS MAJIMA-SAN!" "DONT BRING ME IN THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT! OWN IT LIKE A MAN!"
SBFH01 the flame katana and tonfa is awesome, sure bouncer missions I can’t use but in other gameplay I have basically endless space of healing items to abuse. Healing items that I don’t use that rarely.
Haruka: Uncle Kaz lets go get a perfect score on Otometal my life. Kiryu: Nooo! Haruka daddy loves you but that a bit too much to ask. Leon: You disgust me. What happened to the Kiryu that rescued puppies? Kiryu: Who the hell are you? Leon: Not important. Time to die Kiryu! Kiryu: Wow! Thats a nice weapon you got there. A sword thats also a gun that doesnt suck? Count me in I cant wait to loot it of your totally not dead body. Leon: Im a final fantasy character you cant beat me without friendship. Leon gets stun locked by weapon heat actions Leon: How is this happening? Kiryu: I dont need friends, my WEAPONS ARE MY POWER!
Kiryu: I've got the best demon voice in all Japan! Haruka: No, I've got the best voice! *Suddenly Majima storms in the room pointing them* Majima: OBJECTION!! I am the best awesome demon singer in the world!! And there's nothing you can do about it!! *Kiryu and Haruka go super Saiyan mode and sing Bakamitai together fighting off Majima's Super Saiyan 24h Cinderella until the world explodes with over 9000 awesomeness overload*
You know, could it be that Club Four Shine's name is based off a pun? 3 is pronounced san (sun), and one of the songs in Yakuza 0 is called 3x Shine, right? So basically, Four/4 Shine is a sequel to Sun/San/3 Shine! Did that make sense?
"You'll be a detective, Haruka. Like your new mommy!" "You mean Kaoru? Didn't you get her dad killed?" "Oh right, you don't know he's alive. Besides, nobody can resist Kiryu." "Daddy..." "Nobody!"
Wow those crashes are actually getting terrifiying I really hope it doesnt keep doing this. I can only Imagine how annoying it must be for you Nico to always have that feeling of a game crashing and ruining your progress.
Meanwhile at The Wright Anything Agency . Phoenix: Should we hired a kid detective? Athena: That's a great idea... seeing Apollo's still in Khura'in. Trucy: Daddy! I heard someone manages to capture a Caberat Killer. Should we hire Haruka? Phoenix: Err... On second thought no... Trucy: How about I cosplay as Haruka and you can be that big Yakuza guy Kiryu? Phoenix: :D
Kiryu holds Harukas necklace shakily in his hand. The spirit of Nishiki walks up to him "Did you do it?" Kiryu nods sadly. "What did it cost?" Kiryu looks back down at the necklace. "Everything." Kiryu speaks as Nishiki vanishes. On that day, Kiryu lost his mind once again.
Haruka is truly Daddy's little girl, because no matter how crazy or stupid the favor is, Kiryu will always grant it. This is how it has been in the past (Kiwami 1), the present (Kiwami 2), and in the future events to come (all the later Kiwami games).
Haruka: [hovers across the ground menacingly toward Kiryu] "No Daddy Kiryu I want the toy from the OTHER crane gaaAAA͈̮͡A̜̣͖͍̰̩̟A҉̣̘̘̼̬͙A̛M̛͉͉͖͙̟̤̣E͕̗̩̙" And then the moment she impacts with Kiryu, ~The Data for the Following Application is Corrupted. Delete the Application from the PS4, and then Insert the Disc Again~
That's funny, I haven't got any problems with robot arcade game, controlls were pretty good. I was jumping a lot, which autoaims at the enemy and was shooting with machinegun-like attack.
Haruka: Can we got to Tacobell? Kiryu: Tacobell? Haruka: Yeah, I watched Lucahjin and she was talking about it. Kiryu: Who the hell is Lucahjin? Haruka: She is a RUclipsr. Kiryu: Uh... what? Haruka: You know, from RUclips. Kiryu: Oh that new website, with tons of cat videos. Haruka: Yep. Kiryu: But what the hell if Tacobell? Haruka: I think it's a place where you eat Tacos. Kiryu: I don't think that exists. Haruka: Well I will show you the video then, cause it has to exist. Kiryu: Fine.... (wait... when did we get a computer?) Haruka: Well here is the video. Kiryu: Man did RUclips change so quickly everything looks so beautiful now- (Checks date of the video)….. Haruka… Haruka: Yes Uncle Kaz? Kiryu: THIS IS A COMPUTER CONNECTED TO THE FUTURE!!!! Haruka: Wow... awesome... Kiryu: Holy shoot there must be some cool stuff that we would never know until it happens, let's look up stuff like this Twitter thing. (Goes to Lucahjin's Twitter) Kiryu: Huh.... Haruka: What is it, Uncle Kaz? Kiryu: There is this interesting guy called NicoB talking about this weird food called "On The Meat Bone" and how he struggled to eat it, while this Lucahjin ate it in one try.... wow that man must be a wussy. Haruka: I wonder if he is a RUclipsr? Kiryu: I'll check it out then... (man is operating this computer is hard) Haruka: Hey look. There is a thumbnail of someone who looks like he belongs in the Yakuza. Kiryu: Hah! He looks like a babyface. He will never reach the ranks of people like Goro Majima. Haruka: Maybe there are videos of Yakuza doing stuff. Kiryu: Good point. Let's see some people curbstomping others- …….. huh.... Haruka: W-what is it? Kiryu: It-t's us.... we are on this RUclips thing. Haruka: WHAT!? Kiryu: The Florist must have been spying on us and uploaded all video footage of our adventure... even the areas where he isn't in control of. Haruka: What else? Kiryu: Uhhh…. (Looks at video title) Haruka: What is it now? Kiryu: Oh god. Haruka: uh.... (Yakuza Series: All Deaths) Kiryu: Oh god no. Does that mean more of my friends will die? Haruka: Nah... it's just going to be all the people that you won't kill, but will die anyway because of outside intervention... like with that Kidnapper with the Tigers who got owned by the big guy with the sword. Kiryu: haruka…. please leave.... I need to see where my future is going and how I can stop it. Haruka: …. ok uncle kaz… 1 hour later.... Haruka:.... i'm back... you doing okay Uncle Kaz? (Kazuma Kiryu sitting in a ball position, rocking back and forth in the corner) Kiryu: why.... why.... why.... why.... why.... why.... Haruka: welp…. guess he shouldn't have been spoiled on his future.... to much damage to see all his friends die at once.... I got to make him forget it.... OH I got it! I will do it like in the cartoons! Hey Majima? Majima: (Pops out of Toybox) Yes Haruka? Haruka: Hit Uncle Kaz so hard that he will forget everything he saw today... and then destroy that Computer. Majima: As long as I'm having fun with Kiryu-chan then I will do it Kiryu: oh god no- The Next Day (24 Hours Remain) Kiryu: What happened? Haruka: You defeated the Amons in a huge battle but lost consciousness after all was said and done. Kiryu: Well that makes sense.... they are a pain to deal with.... Haruka: Hey Uncle Kaz? Kiryu: Yes Haruka? Haruka: You know your days as a business man? Well I was thinking we should invest in a place called Tacobell. Kiryu: What is that? Haruka: something that I think is going to grow huge.... so you see... The End.
Nico are you gonna get Judge Eyes when it comes out? After watching the demo, it seems like you'll love it. It's a spin off of the Yakuza series in the same universe set in 2018. The major characters from main series apparently won't show up so you can relax on spoilers.
DetectiveBobbyFulbright TheSpiritofJUSTICE At this point I feel like they’re literally just doing it to fuck with us. Hope there’s actually a reason for them doing this 3 times now. 😑
@cody I wouldn’t say that. It’s giving us a backstory for the specific characters within. We never knew much about them so I’m honestly glad this is a thing.
DetectiveBobbyFulbright TheSpiritofJUSTICE True, but this is the 3rd time now so I wasn’t really surprised when word came out. The first time was a mindfuck, the second was surprising, but if you try the exact same surprise 3 times it’s not going to be as impactful.
Haruka's requests are still a pain as always in this game. Not as bad as Kiwami 1 but its still just as bad. Trust me, when I was platinum this game those requests were the hardest part compared to everything else.
Nico to unlock the final Subquests you have to do the subquests for your Hostess girls first. I don't remember if you have to finish Majima construction as well, but i think that only unlocks the final Coliseum fight and a trophy/completion point. And don't worry i really enjoy your LP's even when they don't go as planed.^^ I have to agree, though. Those random crashes do suck :(
Imagine if it turned out that everything Mizuki said was actually true, that wiuld be the best plot twist in all of gaming. It would even be better than Persona 5's plot twist.
Haruka: Ok Daddy! For my last request I want a picture with you :) Kiryu: Ok sweetie let's find a photo booth to get one. Haruka: Oh silly daddy! We can just take a selfie with your cellphone right next to the thugs you just beat up :)
Haruka: You are the Cabaret Killer Nao-san *Monokuma appears* Monokuma: Correct the person knowed as the Cabaret Killer and tried to kill Yaka was Nao and you know what that means riiiiight? Well even if you don´t know ill tell you what it means that... ITS PUUUUUNISHMENT TIME!!!!
Cyrus Halberd He streamed the first game of Spyro Reignited but it crashed during the last world (Gnasty Gnorc), so his save file got corrupted and he lost all his progress for the first game.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Kiryu: When is Daddy gonna learn, Haruka?
You just...
Are not...
WORTH IT!
TIME FOR DADDY TO CURBSTOMP SOME BAD GUYS HONEY!!
HEH!
NicoB to answer your Tiger Drop question, Kiryu can learn the Tiger Drop in the first game. It’s only the foreshadowing that was added in 0 and Kiwami.
sounds like it'll be adorable, I could use some cuteness right now
20:13 ACE ATTORNEY 7 CONFIRMED PICKY PENGUINS!! REJOICE!!
At this point, Nico’s PS4 is a more intimidating villain than the entire Omi Alliance lol
IKR??? Hopefully Nico doesn’t have to curbstomp It himself.......
PS4: There will be no alliance between us NicoB...
Nico: EEERRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
@@knightofanguish7399 Despair intensifies?
Kiryu walks into the bar and finds Haruka with a glass of milk and a picture of the little dog
Haruka: Bakamitai...
Kiryu: my little girl is finally growing up...
The two start singing and crying together until they’re kicked out
Heh... Someone kicking out Kiryu...
Fool, kiryu would kick the bartender out
(Kiryu sees Haruka running in place up against a sign)
Kiryu: Haruka, what are you doing?
Haruka: I’m trying to break this sign like you break stuff, Uncle Kaz
Kiryu: Come, Haruka. I will show you the way.
(Kiryu takes Haruka to that one room)
Haruka: Really, Uncle Kaz?!
Kiryu: Have at it!
Haruka: Yay!
(Haruka runs into boxes, breaking them in the process, as Kiryu watches, nodding his head with satisfaction)
SCP-7720-J "Haruka"
Containment Procedure - She need to be kept in a small room about 5x10 feet. A normal mattress and bedding will be supplied. Food and drink will be given at times written down on clipboard next to door.
Description - SCP-7720-J is a normal 12 year old girl about 3.5 feet high. Her vocal cords have the ability to make anyone who hears it do whatever she wants, despite the pain and suffering it causes on the listener.
It all makes sense now
Don't forget the hovering (someone link to the time when Haruka glitched cause I'm too bored to do it)
@@kurothefox6020 44:58
Oof.
19:53 TAKE THAT!
20:10 *cornered music starts playing*
Haruka Sawamura, Ace Attorney, everybody
Flame of Udûn is she a Prosecutor, or Defense attorney?
That HAD to have been an Ace Attorney reference.....
Nah she gonna be the next Danganronpa Protagonist. She just need to grow an ahoge and she's set.
HOLD IT!
Your honor, there must be a guilty sentence.
I loved this golden moment
The PS4 crashes are back
This is so sad, Alexa, play Bakamitai
I want the next Bakamitai to be Nico's PS4 with an evil triumphant face with Nico hunched over it in tears
Bonus points if he uses that one Patrick face meme on the PS4.
Very boring? You underestimate how the picky penguins enjoy your suffering XD
...Not the crashes suffering though, that's bullshit and awful. The suffering Haruka puts you through? THAT is the good stuff!
SENPAI NOTICED ME
I just hope in future games there will be a sidequest where Kiryu teaches his little girl how to kick ass. I can already imagine it...🤔💭
Haruka: "And what am I supposed to do next, uncle Kaz?"
Kiryu: "Now you curbstump his face as hard as you can until he realizes his place like the piece of trash he is."
*curbstump sounds*
Haruka: "Is that alright?"
Kiryu: "NO! HARDER!"
Haruka: "HIYA!!!"
Larry: "NO! PLEASE STOP, DUDE!"
*curbstump noises intensify*
...🤔😁HEH! High five brain...
Someone did mod Haruka's model to replace a playable character in Yakuza 5 to make it look like she's the one fighting.
@@blackdragoncyrus and in a spin off brawler like thing she'll actually be a playable character. I saw the trailer and it was pure awesomeness! Though I don't know about the gameplay...
@@TEG13 That trailer was for Yakuza Online. A gacha moblie game. Even if it is pretty good don't expect it to be like that promotional trailer.
Why is Larry there?
@@pengmaeda9908 "so that he can realize his place like the piece of trash he is"🙂
Dude that photo tiger looked so sad! Was that his brother you tiger dropped?
That's the saddest tiger I've ever seen.
Kiryu killed the last male and female of the species so it is probably an old photo.
And Kiryu single handedly wiped out the tiger race. Thanks, Kiryu. Now I don't have to deal with those annoying tigers that keep pestering me in Dynasty Warriors 9.
Kiryu is the new Frieza.
This video was freaking hilarious. Seeing Nico get increasingly frustrated with Haruka and imagining Kiryu doing all these things for her, I just imagine for Yakuza 3 she's gonna ask Kiryu to conquer a few small countries and Kiryu's damn well gonna do it.
Guys, I figured it out! The reason Nico's PS4 started acting out again was because it saw he was downloading Spyro...
and it's more of a *Crash* fan!
Wow, did anyone else cry during the "Rooftop Revenge" Sub Story? Saddest Love Story Drama I'd seen in a while since *"The Data for the Following Application is Corrupted. Delete the Application from the PS4, and then Insert the Disc Again"*
EDIT: Ok I am not joking when I say I did not know the crashes actually return this episode, I just knew the Rooftop Revenge sub story was in this video, and made that joke before watching the whole thing. I don't know whether to feel a little bad because I said it at a bad time, or if my joke, which I actually came up with over 2 days ago before Nico even recorded the episode, I wonder if joke enforced reality to make the crashes ironically return just to dick with Nico.
I am so sorry I bent reality on accident to corrupt the save files.
Kiryu : "Maybe something was wrong with the appartement ?"
Akimoto : "Wrong ? It can withstand earthquakes !"
Mizuki : "Akimoto-kun, i can explain.... actually i have a prosecutor friend who's afraid of earthquakes so i told him to live there since it's totally safe."
*Edgeworth noises could be heard in the distance*
Haruka's timing when saying "oh, again?" at 7:17 (when the game crashed) was absolutely spot on.
Did you leave that in there on purpose?
Haruka A.K.A the kid with a bigger stomach than kiryu
Kidnapper, over the phone: We have Haruka. If you want to see her again-
Kiryu: JUST KEEP HER *hangs up*
Kidnapper: U-Uhh...
Haruka: Mr. Kidnapper, I wanna go bowling! And after that we can go play poker, and eat sushi, and buy expensive stuff, and play baseball, and do this and that and *blah blah blah*
Kidnapper: *screams of agony*
I just couldn't help but notice that achievement "You're not wepcome" when the game crashed
Let's Play Yakuza Kiwami 2 Part 24. Return of the dreaded application corruption.
Oh great atua what ever shall we do?!
Pray. Atua suggests that perhaps the entirety of Yakuza 2 is still downloading data, and will occasionally crash while playing. Nyahaha! The same happened to Angie when she tried to play Nier: Automata!
Kiryu: Now what did we learn today honey.
Haruka: That's Daddy's a monster to bad people.
Kiryu: No the other thing.
Haruka: Oh, when curb stomping, heels first.
Kiryu: That's my girl.
Every time I see Haruka and Kiryu my mind goes straight to Nanako and Dojima.
It probably doesn't help that the dragon on Kiryu's back is the same as Dojima's ultimate Arcana fusion.
The Dragon of Dojima.
Actually the dragon on Kiryu back is Ouryu. Kohryu(Dojima ult Arcana) is the golden dragon on Ryuji back.
@@dinozero2 Then does that mean Ryuji is a daddy too?
@@dinozero2 isn't it a Seiryu?
Yakuza Kiwami 2, Electric Boogaloo
Featuring Crash
Lol Nicob! If only you know that claw machine is the "drag" one not the "grab" one.
In japan it have alot of that "drag" one you suppose to get the claw more to the left or right side to get the claw to drag a doll in to the hole.It really different than the grab one.
I know that kind of claw 'cause i get alot of figgures from that claw machine.
But you still manage to win it by grabbing it nice Job xD.
I enjoy watching you hang out with Haruka, and your rage is pretty funny...heh.
The irony that all games except Crash Bandicoot have crashed
I feel bad laughing at angry Nico having to do all of Haruka's bs requests
Haruka is seriously the Maya of this franchise........
But smaller and adorable.
I see you bobby!
A Maya who is also a better Athena in solving cases lol.
7:17
SHOW ME ANGUISH!!!
Well you DO still have a karaoke song with Aika that you ABSOLUTELY have to see, not to mention all the stuff with Majima Construction...
Haruka's Requests: Tool of ultimate destruction.
Also really sorry to hear about PS4 crashes again, but hey, it is a nice excuse to upgrade to Pro version, amarite? :^)
1:12:23
"Boring episode"?! Nico, it's been a while since I laughed this hard.
That scooby impression killed me.
I'm now anxiously waiting for Scooby Kiryu art
Honestly Nico scared me a bit with this episode. This is probably the angriest I’ve seen him. Can understand why though.
I agree with you. I feel as though Nico has been losing his temper more and more recently, granted I can understand his frustrations this episode however sometimes it feels unnecessary.
This did come after the loss of a nights worth of progress on Spyro 1. So I feel for him and understand him being pissed off.
Well, he's just a human like everyone else, getting pissed off is all part of life
candidcam Anonymous I agree with you. Sometimes it just takes me by surprise though ^^’
Looks like someone hasn't seen nico's Catherine playthrough...
Haruka points at the camera
"Phoenix wright cornered theme plays"
Nicob: Recap material for the next episode "smirk"
20:16 The Pursuit theme was perfect here! XD Really nice touch Nico! I just wish that you'd also put in the "Won the Case!" music in as well when the culprit got taken away. That would've been just the best.
A cruel part of me wishes that when Nico finally fished that damn monkey out of the machine, it turned out to be the wrong monkey. Not only that but instead of AiAi, the name of the monkey he got was Aizen. FOR IT WAS AIZEN’S PLAN ALL ALONG
Haruka and Mr. Kitty should hang out. Both of them can clean out a seafood restaurant.
*Kiryu at the bar Bakamitaiing over a picture of his wallet*
Unfortunately Akimoto and Mizuki do not have a Substory in U.S. PS3 Yakuza 3. Just wait for PS4 HD Remaster U.S. release.
I see Kiryu hasn't stopped breaking the game and Haruka hasn't stopped breaking Nico.
When an 11 year old girl makes Nico rage as hard as some super boss fights, Haruka is not to be underestimated.
Huh. The intro made me realize. Kiryu Tiger Dropped the Tiger indeed. It was the actual move.
Yeah its more than likely a knot on your ps4 hardrive to put in laymens terms.
The more full your ps4 gets, the greater the chance it will stumble onto that knot and just hard crash a game.
So when spyro ate up some storage space on the ps4, it might have just made it even easier for when yakuza was running it would trip over that knot since there is less space now.
Rebuilding the database can help but sometimes it just doesnt defrag properly and the problem can still persist. You can try just clearing as much space as possible and hope your game doesn't try to read/use that fragment of storage
So if Kiryu Scooby, then that means Majima is Shaggy.
Lol I expect doing Haruka's substory has put Nico off children for life now. That and he's gonna murder his PS4.
7:12 Oh shit...
7:43 "I'm probably gonna' have to get a new PS4 then..."
This is it, fellow Picky Penguins. This is our moment to shine. This is what we have been training for. It is time to start the "Get Nico a PS4 Pro" Fund. There is _no_ other way. There is _no_ alternative.
What's that? Walmart has a PS4 Slim bundle for $199 for Black Friday? I have no idea what you're talking about. And even if that were true, it isn't enough! It MUST be a PS4 Pro! Nico NEEDS the POWER!!!
And I most certainly do not have any ulterior motives. No siree. None at all. I most certainly am not saying all of this because I want Nico to be able to play KH3 at more than 30fps. Nope. NopeNopeNope. NoooooOOOOOOOoooooo. Not at all...
8:28 "I guess this maybe gives me an excuse to get a PS4 Pro." ...oh...
Let's start the fund anyway XD
Happy Thanksgiving, Nico!
No worries about the episode! Sheet happens but you know we only watch it for you!
JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!
So is the next Baka Mitai going to be Nico's PS4?
Hello Nico, Satan here again, this time with a kamiyama tip(I've been playing since Monday myself so I know a few things). That tonfa that has a burning effect you were considering before buying the knife, is similar to the flame katana, being that it also burns you as you use it. So yeah, not good. The knife is very op though, so woot. You can abuse the regular attack and stun most enemies and even bosses, as I'm sure using it last episode showed. So yeah, helpful or not, thanks for reading.
P.S. I've been doing the hostess stuff, and when I did Koyukis side quest for the panties, I mixed her white fluffy jacket with Daigos.
"DAIGO-SAN, WHY DID YOU STEAL THE PANTIES?!"
"KIRYU-SAN? NO, I DIDNT DO IT, IT WAS MAJIMA-SAN!"
"DONT BRING ME IN THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT! OWN IT LIKE A MAN!"
SBFH01 the flame katana and tonfa is awesome, sure bouncer missions I can’t use but in other gameplay I have basically endless space of healing items to abuse. Healing items that I don’t use that rarely.
I thought that it was Daigo too! A bit disappointed since it would've been like Ryuji XD
7:14 at this moment Nico felt true horror.
Haruka: OBJECTION! Uncle Kaz can’t be the killer, because Kiryu never kills anyone!
DADDY'S HERE NICOB!!
And the crash returns to stomp Kiryu and stop happy times
Haruka unleashed her inner Kirigiri in this episode lol
Haruka: Uncle Kaz lets go get a perfect score on Otometal my life.
Kiryu: Nooo! Haruka daddy loves you but that a bit too much to ask.
Leon: You disgust me. What happened to the Kiryu that rescued puppies?
Kiryu: Who the hell are you?
Leon: Not important. Time to die Kiryu!
Kiryu: Wow! Thats a nice weapon you got there. A sword thats also a gun that doesnt suck? Count me in I cant wait to loot it of your totally not dead body.
Leon: Im a final fantasy character you cant beat me without friendship.
Leon gets stun locked by weapon heat actions
Leon: How is this happening?
Kiryu: I dont need friends, my WEAPONS ARE MY POWER!
Now I kind of want to see Kiryu fight Sephiroth.
37:43 "A safety amulet given to me by Haruka...(as Kiryu) IT SUCKS, HONEY! (Nico again) Aw, isn't that sweet....? (Kiryu) GET IT OUTTA HERE!" LMAO
Kiryu: I've got the best demon voice in all Japan!
Haruka: No, I've got the best voice!
*Suddenly Majima storms in the room pointing them*
Majima: OBJECTION!! I am the best awesome demon singer in the world!! And there's nothing you can do about it!!
*Kiryu and Haruka go super Saiyan mode and sing Bakamitai together fighting off Majima's Super Saiyan 24h Cinderella until the world explodes with over 9000 awesomeness overload*
How does Haruka keep her figure after eating all that food? Kids, man, they must have the best metabolisms ever.
Nico once you completed all of the substories for the hostesses, PLEASE GOD I PLEAD U TO DO AIKA SONG “LIKE A BUTTERFLY”. FREAKING GOLD IT IS THERE.
I think, needless to say, Nico will not be having any human kids after the events of this episode.
You know, could it be that Club Four Shine's name is based off a pun? 3 is pronounced san (sun), and one of the songs in Yakuza 0 is called 3x Shine, right?
So basically, Four/4 Shine is a sequel to Sun/San/3 Shine!
Did that make sense?
"You'll be a detective, Haruka. Like your new mommy!"
"You mean Kaoru? Didn't you get her dad killed?"
"Oh right, you don't know he's alive. Besides, nobody can resist Kiryu."
"Daddy..."
"Nobody!"
Ace Attorney: Haruka Sawamura
The Maya: Kazuma Kiryu
Prosecutor: Goro Majima
The Detective: Date
The Judge: Nico
The Baillaf: Nagito Komaeda
55:25 I LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS SAID "OATMEAL MY LIFE" AND IM DYING
1:02:08- A level beyond SSS?! Could it be SSSS or maybe SSG or the legendary SSB?!
I know I'm łatę, but you're wrong. It's actually SSLP
Wow those crashes are actually getting terrifiying I really hope it doesnt keep doing this. I can only Imagine how annoying it must be for you Nico to always have that feeling of a game crashing and ruining your progress.
Meanwhile at The Wright Anything Agency .
Phoenix: Should we hired a kid detective?
Athena: That's a great idea... seeing Apollo's still in Khura'in.
Trucy: Daddy! I heard someone manages to capture a Caberat Killer. Should we hire Haruka?
Phoenix: Err... On second thought no...
Trucy: How about I cosplay as Haruka and you can be that big Yakuza guy Kiryu?
Phoenix: :D
An ace attorney reference
And jelloapocalypse post "so this is basically ace attorney"
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
I've had a similar problem with my own PS4 though somehow I fixed it by unplugging it while it's on and sent a report when it asked
The Magic Katana drains your HP faster then Kiryu leaving the goddamn Tojo clan in Yakuza Kiwami
Kiryu holds Harukas necklace shakily in his hand.
The spirit of Nishiki walks up to him "Did you do it?"
Kiryu nods sadly.
"What did it cost?"
Kiryu looks back down at the necklace.
"Everything." Kiryu speaks as Nishiki vanishes.
On that day, Kiryu lost his mind once again.
7:14 PS4 internally laughs its ass off
Haruka is on a seafood diet.
She sees food and she eats it.
I have second hand stress from Nico struggling this whole episode. What rotten luck
Haruka is truly Daddy's little girl, because no matter how crazy or stupid the favor is, Kiryu will always grant it. This is how it has been in the past (Kiwami 1), the present (Kiwami 2), and in the future events to come (all the later Kiwami games).
Haruka: [hovers across the ground menacingly toward Kiryu] "No Daddy Kiryu I want the toy from the OTHER crane gaaAAA͈̮͡A̜̣͖͍̰̩̟A҉̣̘̘̼̬͙A̛M̛͉͉͖͙̟̤̣E͕̗̩̙"
And then the moment she impacts with Kiryu,
~The Data for the Following Application is Corrupted. Delete the Application from the PS4, and then Insert the Disc Again~
0:27 Aww Poor mister Kitty :'( Kiryu will never forgive you Sengoku Oh wait he's Dead... LOL death by Ryuji
That's funny, I haven't got any problems with robot arcade game, controlls were pretty good. I was jumping a lot, which autoaims at the enemy and was shooting with machinegun-like attack.
33:58 "he a good person"!? He just about to take someone life. WTF are talking about old man!?
Haruka: Can we got to Tacobell?
Kiryu: Tacobell?
Haruka: Yeah, I watched Lucahjin and she was talking about it.
Kiryu: Who the hell is Lucahjin?
Haruka: She is a RUclipsr.
Kiryu: Uh... what?
Haruka: You know, from RUclips.
Kiryu: Oh that new website, with tons of cat videos.
Haruka: Yep.
Kiryu: But what the hell if Tacobell?
Haruka: I think it's a place where you eat Tacos.
Kiryu: I don't think that exists.
Haruka: Well I will show you the video then, cause it has to exist.
Kiryu: Fine.... (wait... when did we get a computer?)
Haruka: Well here is the video.
Kiryu: Man did RUclips change so quickly everything looks so beautiful now- (Checks date of the video)….. Haruka…
Haruka: Yes Uncle Kaz?
Kiryu: THIS IS A COMPUTER CONNECTED TO THE FUTURE!!!!
Haruka: Wow... awesome...
Kiryu: Holy shoot there must be some cool stuff that we would never know until it happens, let's look up stuff like this Twitter thing.
(Goes to Lucahjin's Twitter)
Kiryu: Huh....
Haruka: What is it, Uncle Kaz?
Kiryu: There is this interesting guy called NicoB talking about this weird food called "On The Meat Bone" and how he struggled to eat it, while this Lucahjin ate it in one try.... wow that man must be a wussy.
Haruka: I wonder if he is a RUclipsr?
Kiryu: I'll check it out then... (man is operating this computer is hard)
Haruka: Hey look. There is a thumbnail of someone who looks like he belongs in the Yakuza.
Kiryu: Hah! He looks like a babyface. He will never reach the ranks of people like Goro Majima.
Haruka: Maybe there are videos of Yakuza doing stuff.
Kiryu: Good point. Let's see some people curbstomping others- …….. huh....
Haruka: W-what is it?
Kiryu: It-t's us.... we are on this RUclips thing.
Haruka: WHAT!?
Kiryu: The Florist must have been spying on us and uploaded all video footage of our adventure... even the areas where he isn't in control of.
Haruka: What else?
Kiryu: Uhhh….
(Looks at video title)
Haruka: What is it now?
Kiryu: Oh god.
Haruka: uh....
(Yakuza Series: All Deaths)
Kiryu: Oh god no. Does that mean more of my friends will die?
Haruka: Nah... it's just going to be all the people that you won't kill, but will die anyway because of outside intervention... like with that Kidnapper with the Tigers who got owned by the big guy with the sword.
Kiryu: haruka…. please leave.... I need to see where my future is going and how I can stop it.
Haruka: …. ok uncle kaz…
1 hour later....
Haruka:.... i'm back... you doing okay Uncle Kaz?
(Kazuma Kiryu sitting in a ball position, rocking back and forth in the corner)
Kiryu: why.... why.... why.... why.... why.... why....
Haruka: welp…. guess he shouldn't have been spoiled on his future.... to much damage to see all his friends die at once.... I got to make him forget it.... OH I got it! I will do it like in the cartoons! Hey Majima?
Majima: (Pops out of Toybox) Yes Haruka?
Haruka: Hit Uncle Kaz so hard that he will forget everything he saw today... and then destroy that Computer.
Majima: As long as I'm having fun with Kiryu-chan then I will do it
Kiryu: oh god no-
The Next Day (24 Hours Remain)
Kiryu: What happened?
Haruka: You defeated the Amons in a huge battle but lost consciousness after all was said and done.
Kiryu: Well that makes sense.... they are a pain to deal with....
Haruka: Hey Uncle Kaz?
Kiryu: Yes Haruka?
Haruka: You know your days as a business man? Well I was thinking we should invest in a place called Tacobell.
Kiryu: What is that?
Haruka: something that I think is going to grow huge.... so you see...
The End.
I’M GONNA BE A DAD!
Falls off
Mood
The next picture for bakamitai should be a picture of karaoke place
Thank you for the Phoenix Wright music :)
Imagine having prizes that are easy to catch
This meme was sponsored by the dragon engine
Nico are you gonna get Judge Eyes when it comes out? After watching the demo, it seems like you'll love it. It's a spin off of the Yakuza series in the same universe set in 2018. The major characters from main series apparently won't show up so you can relax on spoilers.
Nico said before that he saw the initial reveal trailer and is Hyped about it
Did you guys see that new Kingdom hearts Union Cross story update?!?!?!?! MY BRAIN CANT TAKE IT!!!!!!!!! 😭😭
I didn't think I'd see Larxene so off character..
DetectiveBobbyFulbright TheSpiritofJUSTICE At this point I feel like they’re literally just doing it to fuck with us. Hope there’s actually a reason for them doing this 3 times now. 😑
@cody I wouldn’t say that. It’s giving us a backstory for the specific characters within. We never knew much about them so I’m honestly glad this is a thing.
@knight Please edit your comment man!
DetectiveBobbyFulbright TheSpiritofJUSTICE True, but this is the 3rd time now so I wasn’t really surprised when word came out. The first time was a mindfuck, the second was surprising, but if you try the exact same surprise 3 times it’s not going to be as impactful.
AKA Nico suffers a nervous breakdown.
Oh no...the return of the crash.... o_o
Mizuka: I'm pregnant!
Also mizuka: Let's have a champagne party!
...XD
Haruka's requests are still a pain as always in this game. Not as bad as Kiwami 1 but its still just as bad. Trust me, when I was platinum this game those requests were the hardest part compared to everything else.
Nico to unlock the final Subquests you have to do the subquests for your Hostess girls first. I don't remember if you have to finish Majima construction as well, but i think that only unlocks the final Coliseum fight and a trophy/completion point. And don't worry i really enjoy your LP's even when they don't go as planed.^^ I have to agree, though. Those random crashes do suck :(
Imagine if it turned out that everything Mizuki said was actually true, that wiuld be the best plot twist in all of gaming. It would even be better than Persona 5's plot twist.
Far as I can tell, the Dragon’s Binding set is more of a balanced kind of ger
Haruka: Ok Daddy! For my last request I want a picture with you :)
Kiryu: Ok sweetie let's find a photo booth to get one.
Haruka: Oh silly daddy! We can just take a selfie with your cellphone right next to the thugs you just beat up :)
Nico if you want to find other substories you gotta leave Haruka at one of your hideouts.
If kiryu has the power of days and dragons and Majiima has the power of crazy dady then what is Riujii’s power?
Shinny Wing178 The power of stealing pants.
Haruka: You are the Cabaret Killer Nao-san
*Monokuma appears*
Monokuma: Correct the person knowed as the Cabaret Killer and tried to kill Yaka was Nao and you know what that means riiiiight? Well even if you don´t know ill tell you what it means that... ITS PUUUUUNISHMENT TIME!!!!
Nico needs to take a real long breather after this episode lmao
More technical issues? Holy crap. And it’s been so long since the last time... I thought we were finally in the clear for once.
I wonder if it’s possible the save file from Spyro probably corrupted the PS4 hard drive and spread to the Yakuza 2 save file.
SilverLeopard00 What happened with Spyro?
Cyrus Halberd He streamed the first game of Spyro Reignited but it crashed during the last world (Gnasty Gnorc), so his save file got corrupted and he lost all his progress for the first game.
SilverLeopard00 Oh goodness... I had to leave that stream early. That sounds awful.
a this point i just want a detective conan episode featuring with haruka sawamura
But who would be the victim? Or would it be like a Detective boys' episode.