Announcer: In the red corner, she’s the ultimate high school assassin but has whooped kokichi’s ass more times than it can count...MAKI HARUKAWA!!! And in the black corner, he’s the head of the Amon clan and the rival of the dragon of dojima...JO AMON!!!!(background majima shouts: BULLSHIT I CALL BULLSHIT, HES MY RIVAL!!!) Amon: hmm a little girl please. Maki: a stubborn old man this should be easy. Announcer: FIGHT!!! Cut to Amon in a desert: and that’s how I fought the ultimate assassin. Kenshiro:...neat.
Hey Nico, I did some digging into the karaoke songs, and boy Ring is rough. It's sung from the perspective of a divorcee who has watched her ex-husband fall in love with a new partner and marry them, however the divorcee still harbours strong feelings for him. Throughout the song she says that she thought she'd be happy just by seeing her ex happy, but came to realise she'd never be happy ever again if it meant she was apart from him. She kept the ring in memory of the times they had together. Yup...just another reason Yuki is best girl.
It’s funny that you use the word nostalgia considering you only started playing these games last year. I think that really goes to show how good these games are that they can evoke that feeling in newcomers so fast
Yeah, that's a really cool thing with the Yakuza series. Sure, Kamurocho has been recycled to death and I get why some people are bored of that, but at the same time you (just like Kiryu) have a real history with the place. By now, I know the name of most of the streets. I can't think of any other game where I don't need to immediately check out the map to understand the game wants me to go.
Reminder: Absolutely NO ONE died during that high octane highway chase. The bullets were all rubber, the explosions were all just confetti cannons and the blood was all sriracha sauce Kiryu is a good boi who did NOTHING wrong
I want people to tuck that highway fight in the back of their mind, specifically the results of it, for later. Because to those who've played the game...you know.
**Nico heads into the fighting ring to check the last tournament. But instead of tournament of darkness, it simply says "?????"** Nico: ...what's this..? **He selects it. A cutsene plays of Kiryu entering the ring but the crowd is completely empty. It's just kiryu. Suddenly, magic circles phase into view on the ceiling ** Nico: Uhh, what the- WOAH! **A beam oflight shoots down and hits the center of the ring, engulfing it completely in light. When the light clears, a lone figure stands before Kiryu. With long silver hair and a single black wing** Nico: **GASPS WAY TOO LOUD** NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!! **One Winged Angel starts to play** TOURNAMENT OF PLATINUM FINAL ROUND The Dragon of Dojima VS The One winged Angel Kazuma Kiryu Sephiroth
Kiryu: Nani? Wow where did you get this amazing prop? *Kiryu tears off one of his wing like it was nothing* Sephiroth: AHH WHAT THE FUCK!? Kiryu: Its so lifelike.... Sephiroth: Goddamn my wing! What the Fuck Dude? Do you wish for Anguish so badly? Ahhhgg Fuck! Kiryu: Huh? Sorry I wasn't listening, so I gotta beat you up now right? Sephiroth: You will pay for your Insolence! *Sephiroth Goes in for a Swift Strike with his sword* Kiryu: *Blocks with Lightsaber* Wow cool sword bro, have a price for that? I'd be willing to pay big. Sephiroth: .......................The Fuc- Kiryu: HUURRAHHHGGG! *Kiryu grabs at Sephiroth's Long Hair and- ESSENSE OF TRUE CURB STOMP* Sephiroth: .wtf.......this....fanfiction completely undermines my character...... Kiryu: Sure, if we're talking about YOUR FACE! Sephiroth: Whaa- *Face Gets kicked in* Kiryu: Screw you Aerith was best girl!
Imagine the last DAME DA NE, and it's Nico doing a legitimately serious, professional version. And then the screaming dude from Majora's Mask pops in a the last moment.
At 52:16 I thought Haruka said "People are always asking for his help, and he punches really hard for them" and I was just nodding along since that's exactly how substories work in Yakuza.
Finally you saw the idol quest! Don't ever forget this idol side quest Nico! This and the character names mentioned during the Sunflower orphanage side quest too. You'll understand when time comes. Or if you forget about them we will remind you anyways.
Producer: "Thats the Smile! That right there! That would get ya off a murder charge! You're carryin' a secret weapon!" Haruka: *Waves* "Bye Bye." *In the Distant Future of 2016, Ten Years Later* *(December 14, 10:00am)* *(District Court - Courtroom No. 6)* Judge: The Court is now in session for the Trial of Haruka Sawamura, in the case of the murder of Goro Majima! Edgeworth: Ok Wright I have no idea how the hell you can possibly prove your client innocent this time. First of all we found dozens upon dozens of her fingerprints all over the crime scene and on the body itself. We searched every nook and butthole of the body and also found hair strands that match the defendant, blood that did not belong to the victim but to the defendant who is seen to have a fresh cut on her arm. There was video evidence from security cams that the two were in close proximity of each other at the time of the crime. Not to mention when we got a warrant to search her current living space we found journals of her writing about how much she wants to kill Majima, a room dedicated to hating Majima, and finally an audio recording that literally has her saying. *Tape Plays* "Haruka: Goddamn that Majima! Thinks he can go bowling with my Uncle Kaz! Do Pocket Circuit with him all to himself! I am literally going to stab him in the left leg, the right arm, the Kidney, his abs, and finally in his last good eye!" *End Tape* Edgeworth: All specific locations she mentioned were the only wounds found on the victim's body. Do I even need to mention how she was covered head to toe in the victim's blood when we found her as well. And finally, our one and only witness, please come to the stand. *A Blind Zombie Majima comes to the stand* Edgeworth: Mr. Goro Zombie Majima. Is it true that you are indeed the victim of this case of being murdered by the defendant, Haruka Sawamura. Zombie Majima: Ahhjjjgmmmmmmmnnnehhhh Ehhgggaaaaaahhhbrrrainnfleshh *Majima starts throwing his arms around expressing every emotion he possibly can telling of his final moments* Agegaahhhh Translation: yes Edgeworth: I have presented all evidence that should prove beyond a reasonable doubt the client is guilty. I mean, is this even a trial? I think this case is pretty open and shut. You have anything else to say Wright? Or do you really have something you can still pull out of your ass, because I sincerely doubt it this time. Phoenix: Uhhhhhhh.... Judge: I think Mr. Edgeworth is right. In light of everything, I believe I am ready to give my verdict. I pronounce the defendant, Haruka Sawamura G- *Kiryu up in the Jury stands:* HARUKA DO THE THING! Haruka: Oh Ok. *Smiles with a Giggle* Teehee! I didn't murder him! Thats silly! *The Room filled with Pure Innocence and Happiness* Jury: NOT GUILTY! *LET THE CONFETTI FLY!* Phoenix and Kiryu: YAAAAAY! Edgeworth: (ಠ_ಠ) Are you shitting me? Gumshoe: Awe isn't she just the cutest kid boss? Edgeworth: Shes 20 years old... Kiryu: And still adorable as a kitten! Edgeworth: I'll be in my office having a migraine if anyone needs me. *Leaves* Kiryu: Whos up for celebritory Ice Cream!? Haruka: Meee! Zombie Majima: Eeeeeeeeehhhhgggg (Do they have human flesh flavors?) Maya: Also I'm here too! Judge: Can I come too? Gumshoe: Sure why not. Phoenix: Sounds great! Kiryu: Great so its on Phoenix! Phoenix: Wait why me!? Kiryu: We have to hit every Ace Attorney trope. I've almost got enough down on my bingo card for a free Smile Burger. Just need one more. Phoenix: You mean? Kiryu: Oh I mean... Phoenix: Well if I have to...Ahem......And so bla bla blahbidi blah blah ending speech bla bla, that word I know far too well, OBJE- AHHHHH!! ZOMBIE MAJIMA IS EATING MY ARM AHHHHHHHHHHHGGG! Kiryu: Awe Silly Majima! Phoenix is a bird, not a human. Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Phoenix: No seriously this really hurts someone get this guy off me- *END* Phoenix: HELLLLLLLLLLLP! *I SAID THE END* (This entire story was brought to you by "Single Line of Dialogue")
flashergoldpower15 Well I started out strong making a good chunk of it maybe 3 or more weeks ago, it was right around Tiger Drop episode, then as time went on and Nico decided to get away from the main story for a bit and focus on clan creator and Cabaret stuff, as I waited I've changed several things, including the ending, made it a lot longer than before, and even added a bunch of stuff in parentheses that I didn't add because it would add way to much and make it even more of a hassle for people to even want to read. I ended up putting it at the end for a while but then I just took the whole thing out of the original comment. It didn't contribute to the story I told so it really doesn't matter. Do you want to see this behind the scenes wall of text I wrote all in parentheses???
Ah, my favorite show on youtube. Watching porn with Nico. And I am a woman... I got a boyfriend.. .I'm straight... I AM SO CONFUSED! But... there's... TENDER CLEAVAGE!
@@metagross9092 Ah you got me, I am just watching for the Kiryu, liking to imagine it is my tender cleavage he is complimenting... I mean what? I mean Kiryu Yaoi... I mean... DAMMIT! Okay, I got this... Strong men ripping off their shirts... FUCK! I can't do this! Why are these games so sexy?!? Erhh... Majima doing a pole dance! NOOOO! I need to think of something else! Switch games! SWITCH GAMES! I know, Kingdom Hearts. Good old disney! With my boy toy Axel being hot stuff like always.... shit.
@@UGeneolgia7700 Hahaha, thank you. I am laughing my ass off that of all comments, that is the won that got it. LOL! But I am glad I could give some people a laugh, I do believe we all need to let loose and laugh some more XD
At the end of the song with Aika Kiryu "Yeah! I peacocked your mum last night!" Kiryu puts on those badass shades, poses dramatically and explosions go off in the background Haruka "Yeah, you go Uncle Kaz!" She puts on the same shades and poses cutely next to him
So now that you've beaten all of the Amons, you should check out: The alcove opposite Poppo's on East Shichifuku Street; the first intersection going north on Pink Street; the basement of the Millennium Tower; and finally, the rooftop of Serena. You get some bonuses if you go there now. Also, there's a reason why the Jo Amon theme in this game sounds much more sombre than its versions in previous Yakuza games, and much less upbeat. That would probably be a spoiler for events later in the series; just so you know though, this Jo Amon fight in particular is very significant for both Amon and Kiryu, hence the new battle theme. Also the Man in Black is ridiculous as ever (he was doing comparable damage to Jo Amon, and he canonically survived that fall onto his head and being run over. No, really) and Haruka is still adorable.
You expected a shootout? TOO BAD, IT WAS ME, BRAWLING ON THE BACKS OF TRUCKS Nico, the voices for the shared karaoke songs aren't the same. The VAs sing the songs. Kirara and AIKA both sang Like a Butterfly. If you listen to them singing side by side, the voices are different. Trust me on this one. Go look up them singing Like a Butterfly on youtube and listen to the beginning part where they start singing. They will ALWAYS go that extra mile and have the VAs record karaoke. MAN YAKUZA 5 THINGS HAPPEN I CAN'T WAIT I say that because some things in this episode relate to Yakuza 5.
After waiting for 18 hours. Jingweon Lackey: Is Kiryu ever going to come? Date: Just get used to it. He has a lot of sub stories and side content to go through. I should know. I've experienced it.
So Amon: Yes. It is time. Vanitas: *AAAAAANNNNGGGGUUIIIISSSSHHH!!!* Junko: *BOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!* Young Xehanort: DO IT. KILL HIM!! *15 minutes later in the video* So Amon:..... Junko: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Vanitas: *ramming his head on the wall profusely* Young Xehanort: So uh... wanna see my trailer? Its cool! So Amon: *leaves* Young Xehanort: No? Ok then. I'll wait...
Haruka: I wanna be a Phantom Thief! Kiryu: Me too! What's my mask going to be though? Haruka: A dragon right? I mean, you ARE the Dragon of Dojima. Kiryu: ... Nah, I'm going to be a TIGER! And my mask will be the skull of that tiger I killed earlier! Haruka: Daddy, you can't wear that tiger's skull as a mask! Kiryu: WHY NOT?! Haruka: BECAUSE THAT TIGER'S SKULL IS DUST DADDY! YOU DISINTEGRATED IT! JUST LIKE YOU DID TO EVERY WEAPON YOUVE EVER USED!
56:38 *Record scratch and screen pauses* Kiryu: Yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I got into this situation... Well, it all started when I beat the crap out of a man in a random empty lot. (Then continues to explain the plot of Yakuza 0, 1, & 2)
* *in the highway fight* * lots on body through the higway... all dead, some by beeing thrown on the road at high speed, some by getting run over by a truck wheel * *in the far distance* * * *we hear muffled sounds* * Kiryu : STILL 0 DEAATHS
While the hostess girls do share the songs and music videos, they don't actually copy paste the singing. Each of them sang their own versions of the song.
It hurts that tomorrow there won't be a podcast and the next friday we won't get a fisticuffs.............but i brought the cookies guys!!!............guys??.......i feel sad......
As a refresher, Kurahashi, along with Tsudo, was the one that convinced the higher-ups to bring Date and Kawara on the case. Tsudo was oblivious to Kurahashi being a jingweon survivor so he wasn't in on Kurahashi's plans. Essentially, everything involving Daigo getting kidnapped to Date getting framed were his doing as various forms of plans to get rid of their targets and potential threats. Oh, btw, Nico. The way you suppose to pronouce jingweon is "jing-one"
*Haruka as a Successful Solo Idol on a Stage in Front of Hundreds of Adoring Fans* Fan In Front Row: YAaaaA! I love you Haruka! I'm your biggest fan! I've bought all your merchandise and tattooed you over my Dragon! Haruka: Thanks Uncle Kaz! Love you too! Kiryu: THATS MY GIRL! Other Fans That All Sound Like Larry: Hey Wait, I'm her biggest fan though! Dozens of Other Larry's in Unison: Shut Up I am! My Title! Mine Mine Mine Mine MIne! Kiryu: Oh no you don't! If you want to be Number One, you're going to have to fight me for that title! And there will be blood! Larry Hivemind: We may be pussies alone, But together surely we can- *Kiryu CURB STOMPS Five at once* Kiryu: ......Now who's else wants to be Haruka's Number One Fan? LARRY: AHHHHHHHHHGG! *This was the Moment the Legendary Battle of Larriesburg took place. Needless to say, a lot of Larries left with a lot of broken bones. And only one stud muffin looking daddy came out unscathed* Kiryu: Did I do good Haruka?! Haruka: I have literally no clue what's happening right now. TeeHee
1:14:05 Hello, bit late, but good news, Sega has some karaoke songs from the Yakuza series on iTunes, Ring, sung by Yuki, along with Sunshine, is on there. Along with Baka Mitai, Judgment, and some others, but sadly not all
I JO AMON have kill the great seven king of hell,eating the golden egg of shi hi, Devoured the tail of the monkey god wo kong, Kill the ethnic dragon of Purgatory, trained under yu narukami in both sword play and game ,race against the king of speed sonic ,Learned time Travel form the lord of darkness xehanort ,killed the four king of the North south east and west, have played sonic O6 two Hundred and sixty times, played the whole dark souls Series While fighting a Shark and Lived in space using only two toothpicks just to kill you Kiryu: ok 😐
It turns out that Jo Amon’s cherry blossom sword was actually made from Marluxia’s scythe. That’s the only reason why it cherry blossoms exude from the Blade when swung
Kiwami 2's amon fights is indeed the easiest in the series. There are harder ones. Like Yakuza 5 Sango Amon. Or Yakuza 6 Jo Amon. Kiwami 2's fight is just really really easy.
it would be really funny if it the middle of the fight with Amon Kamaki comes out with the shot gun and yell dodge and kills Amon making it anti climatic
Kiryu comes out of that meeting: Kiryu: Were you okay honey? I knew leaving you in Sotenbori by yourself at night would be okay. Haruka: Daddy! Daddy! It was the coolest thing! I was wandering around the city when this group of men suddenly ran up to me. Then some words appeared in my eyes- DELINQUENTS - and guess what daddy? - I did it! I murdered all of them! Curbstomping, uppercuts, stabbing, i did it all! Kiryu: But, you didn’t really... kill them, did you? Haruka: See, that’s the part i’m not sure about... I definitely shattered their bones, SEVERAL times, but once the fight ended they were just slightly winded, it was kinda weird... Kiryu: Haruka! That was your first street brawl! I’m so proud of you! Both:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Hey Nico, you actually can recruit the Amons into Majima Construction. You just have to go speak to them. Though I'm not sure if they're in the same place you initially fight them in or someplace new. BTW, Haruka's been kidnapped 4 times now? Is she the new Maya?
It would appear that at some point during Jo's training around the world he encountered Xehanort and became one of his 13 vessels learning how to dual wield lightsabers and spin around at high speeds like Xemnas, might wanna be on the lookout for Xoj in Kingdom Hearts 3.
42:32 Haruka: "I love running through the city with you daddy, doing all these random substories!" Haruka: "I especially love waiting outside that hostess bar for 4 months while you do your grand prix thing, leaving me out in the cold!" ... Haruka: "All alone... and Hungry..." ... Haruka: "Hey uncle Kaz, I'm feeling for some yakitori, can you buy me some?" Kiryu: "GOD DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN!!!"
Move over 24-hour Cinderella Majima, Shaded Kiryu is in the house! lol This episode was certainly full of random and over the top stuff, but Kiryu rapping with shades on was like the icing on the top of this awesome cake lol
I just want to say nico, jo Amon boss them is always the Fiercest Warrior but with different variations each game. U heard three types, kiwami, zero and kiwami 2. Kiwami 2 theme is awesome so I really recommend listening to each theme in every game.
I was actually re-watching your Yakuza 0 lets play, specifically the episode where you are first introduced to the Cabaret Club Czar Minigame and I have to ask... Where were the rest of the girls? Like Ai (the girl who Nico doesnt like the voice of), Chika or Mana? I know Yuki was the most important back then but it would have been a great to know where they ended up, especially all the times Majima sat down and talked with them.
Since they were all based on and voiced by AV actresses they probably didn't want to license their likeness again for a small cameo. Only Yuki returned because she's an original character. If they ever continue the cabaret story I am certain only Koyuki will return from this game.
Due to licensing and money the other girls from 0 couldn't show up. Don't count on the other girls in this game aside from Yuki and Koyuki ever showing up in later games either. Hell, we don't even know if Cab Club Czar will ever come back again. Maybe in Shin Yakuza. But thats a long time away.
Kiryu: Jo Amon? Amon: Thats right Dragon of Dojima I have returned Kiryu: But how do you keep coming back you shouldnt even be standing anymore after what my dragon driver did to you. Are you even human. Amon: hahaha. Foolish Kiryu, you see I am not actually human, in reallity... Amon takes of sunglasses to reveal he has yellow eyes Amon: Im already half Xehanort! Kiryu: Nani?
Look at Amon, dual wielding the Red and Blue Keys, proving himself an Inquisitor of Heresy on par with Dlanor A. Knox. Yes, I can and will find Umineko references in everything.
I was not prepared for this episode, should have brought some popcorn, I would have gone to the cinema to watch this one, except the swimsuit part, that would have been mega awkward if a lot of people were there, hilarious, but mega awkward
@@RenoKyrie Yakuza 3 Amon is ridiculous, like straight up insane. Yakuza 4 Amon's aren't that hard but it can be an endurance fight having to fight all four back to back. Same with Yakuza 5, though Yakuza 5's amons are very difficult on their own.
Amon: Ugh You win Kazuma Kiryu Kiryu: If you fought me in the beginning of the game when my stats were back to zero you might have won Amon: Wait how did you get so much weaker in a year? Kiryu: I was doing so many requests for Haruka I fell into darkness and lost all my powers Sora: I know the feeling man.
The ending of the fight where he used every single Heat Action he had to wear down Jo Amon’s health reminds me a lot of the final boss from Final Fantasy XV. If anyone isn’t familiar with that fight, Noctis uses every single weapon in his magical Armiger arsenal to finish off the final boss. And there are literally 13 of those weapons. Also, I literally can’t remember the last time we did story stuff in this game. So much side content! IT’S NOT EVEN COMPARABLE! (Kudos to anyone who understands exactly what the last part is referencing.)
Ok, please tell me someone will make a video of Kiryu replacing Luke in the battle against Palatine in episode 6. EDIT: Ok, you need to add the shades to the battle.
So yeah, that bit a half-hour in about that producer dude trying to get Haruka into showbiz? Keep that in the back of your mind for a few games from now.
Male Customer: How hard is it to get some damn singing in here? Kiryu: _The moment I have been waiting for my entire life._ Barkeep, a scotch. *Pulls out picture of Miracle Johnson*
*Maki glances over at Amon
Maki: Pfft...right.
See you in anguish Nicob
Nico beat me to the danganronpa joke
Haruka: Whatever you do Uncle Kaz, *DO NOT CALL HER-*
Kiryu: Maki-roll?
Maki: *dark aura surrounds her* Do you wanna die?..
Kiryu: Oops.
Announcer: In the red corner, she’s the ultimate high school assassin but has whooped kokichi’s ass more times than it can count...MAKI HARUKAWA!!!
And in the black corner, he’s the head of the Amon clan and the rival of the dragon of dojima...JO AMON!!!!(background majima shouts: BULLSHIT I CALL BULLSHIT, HES MY RIVAL!!!)
Amon: hmm a little girl please.
Maki: a stubborn old man this should be easy.
Announcer: FIGHT!!!
Cut to Amon in a desert: and that’s how I fought the ultimate assassin.
Kenshiro:...neat.
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Hey Nico, I did some digging into the karaoke songs, and boy Ring is rough. It's sung from the perspective of a divorcee who has watched her ex-husband fall in love with a new partner and marry them, however the divorcee still harbours strong feelings for him. Throughout the song she says that she thought she'd be happy just by seeing her ex happy, but came to realise she'd never be happy ever again if it meant she was apart from him. She kept the ring in memory of the times they had together.
Yup...just another reason Yuki is best girl.
It’s funny that you use the word nostalgia considering you only started playing these games last year. I think that really goes to show how good these games are that they can evoke that feeling in newcomers so fast
Yeah, that's a really cool thing with the Yakuza series. Sure, Kamurocho has been recycled to death and I get why some people are bored of that, but at the same time you (just like Kiryu) have a real history with the place.
By now, I know the name of most of the streets. I can't think of any other game where I don't need to immediately check out the map to understand the game wants me to go.
I didn't touch Phoenix Wright until my Senior year a couple years ago. I felt nostalgic not even a month into this unfamiliar territory.
I'm the same way. I played 0 last October, then went through the rest of the series. It honestly feels like its been with me forever.
Reminder: Absolutely NO ONE died during that high octane highway chase. The bullets were all rubber, the explosions were all just confetti cannons and the blood was all sriracha sauce
Kiryu is a good boi who did NOTHING wrong
I want people to tuck that highway fight in the back of their mind, specifically the results of it, for later. Because to those who've played the game...you know.
the road and gravity kill those guys, kiryu is innocent..
Another reminder:The meat-shield from Shangri-La also didn't die,that was a lot of ketchup and rubber bullets as well.
@@sorashirogane7039 I thought it was red colored paintballs.
"Like a Butterfly" is the sole reason for the creation of Dragon Engine and you can't convince me otherwise (maybe).
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**Nico heads into the fighting ring to check the last tournament. But instead of tournament of darkness, it simply says "?????"**
Nico: ...what's this..?
**He selects it. A cutsene plays of Kiryu entering the ring but the crowd is completely empty. It's just kiryu. Suddenly, magic circles phase into view on the ceiling **
Nico: Uhh, what the- WOAH!
**A beam oflight shoots down and hits the center of the ring, engulfing it completely in light. When the light clears, a lone figure stands before Kiryu. With long silver hair and a single black wing**
Nico: **GASPS WAY TOO LOUD** NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!
**One Winged Angel starts to play**
TOURNAMENT OF PLATINUM
FINAL ROUND
The Dragon of Dojima VS The One winged Angel
Kazuma Kiryu Sephiroth
Kiryu: Nani? Wow where did you get this amazing prop?
*Kiryu tears off one of his wing like it was nothing*
Sephiroth: AHH WHAT THE FUCK!?
Kiryu: Its so lifelike....
Sephiroth: Goddamn my wing! What the Fuck Dude? Do you wish for Anguish so badly? Ahhhgg Fuck!
Kiryu: Huh? Sorry I wasn't listening, so I gotta beat you up now right?
Sephiroth: You will pay for your Insolence! *Sephiroth Goes in for a Swift Strike with his sword*
Kiryu: *Blocks with Lightsaber* Wow cool sword bro, have a price for that? I'd be willing to pay big.
Sephiroth: .......................The Fuc-
Kiryu: HUURRAHHHGGG! *Kiryu grabs at Sephiroth's Long Hair and- ESSENSE OF TRUE CURB STOMP*
Sephiroth: .wtf.......this....fanfiction completely undermines my character......
Kiryu: Sure, if we're talking about YOUR FACE!
Sephiroth: Whaa- *Face Gets kicked in*
Kiryu: Screw you Aerith was best girl!
And then the real final boss pops out and it's Haruka and she turns around saying I'm sorry Uncle kuz but you're too late.
*Game Crashes*
And after he defeats Sephiroth, Kiryu looks to the ceiling and sees the smash bros logo.
He smiles and says: It's about damn time.
Imagine the last DAME DA NE, and it's Nico doing a legitimately serious, professional version.
And then the screaming dude from Majora's Mask pops in a the last moment.
Your wish came true.
At 52:16 I thought Haruka said "People are always asking for his help, and he punches really hard for them" and I was just nodding along since that's exactly how substories work in Yakuza.
Finally you saw the idol quest! Don't ever forget this idol side quest Nico! This and the character names mentioned during the Sunflower orphanage side quest too. You'll understand when time comes. Or if you forget about them we will remind you anyways.
Producer: "Thats the Smile! That right there! That would get ya off a murder charge! You're carryin' a secret weapon!"
Haruka: *Waves* "Bye Bye."
*In the Distant Future of 2016, Ten Years Later*
*(December 14, 10:00am)*
*(District Court - Courtroom No. 6)*
Judge: The Court is now in session for the Trial of Haruka Sawamura, in the case of the murder of Goro Majima!
Edgeworth: Ok Wright I have no idea how the hell you can possibly prove your client innocent this time. First of all we found dozens upon dozens of her fingerprints all over the crime scene and on the body itself. We searched every nook and butthole of the body and also found hair strands that match the defendant, blood that did not belong to the victim but to the defendant who is seen to have a fresh cut on her arm. There was video evidence from security cams that the two were in close proximity of each other at the time of the crime. Not to mention when we got a warrant to search her current living space we found journals of her writing about how much she wants to kill Majima, a room dedicated to hating Majima, and finally an audio recording that literally has her saying.
*Tape Plays*
"Haruka: Goddamn that Majima! Thinks he can go bowling with my Uncle Kaz! Do Pocket Circuit with him all to himself! I am literally going to stab him in the left leg, the right arm, the Kidney, his abs, and finally in his last good eye!"
*End Tape*
Edgeworth: All specific locations she mentioned were the only wounds found on the victim's body. Do I even need to mention how she was covered head to toe in the victim's blood when we found her as well. And finally, our one and only witness, please come to the stand.
*A Blind Zombie Majima comes to the stand*
Edgeworth: Mr. Goro Zombie Majima. Is it true that you are indeed the victim of this case of being murdered by the defendant, Haruka Sawamura.
Zombie Majima: Ahhjjjgmmmmmmmnnnehhhh
Ehhgggaaaaaahhhbrrrainnfleshh
*Majima starts throwing his arms around expressing every emotion he possibly can telling of his final moments*
Agegaahhhh
Translation: yes
Edgeworth: I have presented all evidence that should prove beyond a reasonable doubt the client is guilty. I mean, is this even a trial? I think this case is pretty open and shut. You have anything else to say Wright? Or do you really have something you can still pull out of your ass, because I sincerely doubt it this time.
Phoenix: Uhhhhhhh....
Judge: I think Mr. Edgeworth is right. In light of everything, I believe I am ready to give my verdict. I pronounce the defendant, Haruka Sawamura G-
*Kiryu up in the Jury stands:* HARUKA DO THE THING!
Haruka: Oh Ok. *Smiles with a Giggle* Teehee! I didn't murder him! Thats silly! *The Room filled with Pure Innocence and Happiness*
Jury: NOT GUILTY! *LET THE CONFETTI FLY!*
Phoenix and Kiryu: YAAAAAY!
Edgeworth: (ಠ_ಠ) Are you shitting me?
Gumshoe: Awe isn't she just the cutest kid boss?
Edgeworth: Shes 20 years old...
Kiryu: And still adorable as a kitten!
Edgeworth: I'll be in my office having a migraine if anyone needs me. *Leaves*
Kiryu: Whos up for celebritory Ice Cream!?
Haruka: Meee!
Zombie Majima: Eeeeeeeeehhhhgggg (Do they have human flesh flavors?)
Maya: Also I'm here too!
Judge: Can I come too?
Gumshoe: Sure why not.
Phoenix: Sounds great!
Kiryu: Great so its on Phoenix!
Phoenix: Wait why me!?
Kiryu: We have to hit every Ace Attorney trope. I've almost got enough down on my bingo card for a free Smile Burger. Just need one more.
Phoenix: You mean?
Kiryu: Oh I mean...
Phoenix: Well if I have to...Ahem......And so bla bla blahbidi blah blah ending speech bla bla, that word I know far too well, OBJE- AHHHHH!! ZOMBIE MAJIMA IS EATING MY ARM AHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!
Kiryu: Awe Silly Majima! Phoenix is a bird, not a human.
Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Phoenix: No seriously this really hurts someone get this guy off me-
*END*
Phoenix: HELLLLLLLLLLLP!
*I SAID THE END*
(This entire story was brought to you by "Single Line of Dialogue")
I've literally waited weeks to post this...feels good to finally do it...
You really put a lot of effort into this
jake51479
Ya that happens when you're waiting WEEKS.
How long did this take you??
flashergoldpower15
Well I started out strong making a good chunk of it maybe 3 or more weeks ago, it was right around Tiger Drop episode, then as time went on and Nico decided to get away from the main story for a bit and focus on clan creator and Cabaret stuff, as I waited I've changed several things, including the ending, made it a lot longer than before, and even added a bunch of stuff in parentheses that I didn't add because it would add way to much and make it even more of a hassle for people to even want to read. I ended up putting it at the end for a while but then I just took the whole thing out of the original comment. It didn't contribute to the story I told so it really doesn't matter. Do you want to see this behind the scenes wall of text I wrote all in parentheses???
Ah, my favorite show on youtube. Watching porn with Nico.
And I am a woman... I got a boyfriend.. .I'm straight... I AM SO CONFUSED! But... there's... TENDER CLEAVAGE!
Is this a reverse trap?
@@metagross9092 Ah you got me, I am just watching for the Kiryu, liking to imagine it is my tender cleavage he is complimenting... I mean what? I mean Kiryu Yaoi... I mean... DAMMIT!
Okay, I got this... Strong men ripping off their shirts... FUCK! I can't do this! Why are these games so sexy?!?
Erhh... Majima doing a pole dance! NOOOO!
I need to think of something else! Switch games! SWITCH GAMES! I know, Kingdom Hearts. Good old disney! With my boy toy Axel being hot stuff like always.... shit.
Congrats on Winning Comment of the Day! That comment’s hilarious
@@UGeneolgia7700 Hahaha, thank you. I am laughing my ass off that of all comments, that is the won that got it. LOL!
But I am glad I could give some people a laugh, I do believe we all need to let loose and laugh some more XD
Definitely. That’s a really great sentiment.
At the end of the song with Aika
Kiryu "Yeah! I peacocked your mum last night!"
Kiryu puts on those badass shades, poses dramatically and explosions go off in the background
Haruka "Yeah, you go Uncle Kaz!"
She puts on the same shades and poses cutely next to him
So now that you've beaten all of the Amons, you should check out: The alcove opposite Poppo's on East Shichifuku Street; the first intersection going north on Pink Street; the basement of the Millennium Tower; and finally, the rooftop of Serena. You get some bonuses if you go there now.
Also, there's a reason why the Jo Amon theme in this game sounds much more sombre than its versions in previous Yakuza games, and much less upbeat. That would probably be a spoiler for events later in the series; just so you know though, this Jo Amon fight in particular is very significant for both Amon and Kiryu, hence the new battle theme.
Also the Man in Black is ridiculous as ever (he was doing comparable damage to Jo Amon, and he canonically survived that fall onto his head and being run over. No, really) and Haruka is still adorable.
FLY LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
You expected a shootout? TOO BAD, IT WAS ME, BRAWLING ON THE BACKS OF TRUCKS
Nico, the voices for the shared karaoke songs aren't the same. The VAs sing the songs. Kirara and AIKA both sang Like a Butterfly. If you listen to them singing side by side, the voices are different. Trust me on this one. Go look up them singing Like a Butterfly on youtube and listen to the beginning part where they start singing. They will ALWAYS go that extra mile and have the VAs record karaoke.
MAN
YAKUZA 5
THINGS HAPPEN I CAN'T WAIT
I say that because some things in this episode relate to Yakuza 5.
I refuse to believe Majima wouldn't be in the Palutena's Guidance talking.
After all, Majima is *everywhere* isn't he?
58:55 That transition was godlike...
Time for *TENDER CLEAVAGE!*
57:48 Don't worry he still alive. Kiryu is incapable of killing anyone.
If that guy happened to be alive then he will appear in a wheelchair on a next yakuza game.
After waiting for 18 hours.
Jingweon Lackey: Is Kiryu ever going to come?
Date: Just get used to it. He has a lot of sub stories and side content to go through. I should know. I've experienced it.
36:05-36:27
I swear to God this was the greatest exchange of Nico voices I have heard to date, and I will forever treasure it within myself
ACK THAT OPENING!
WHY THE BLOOD
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE US NIGHTMARES?!?!?
I legit jumped at that sudden change in tone
So Amon: Yes. It is time.
Vanitas: *AAAAAANNNNGGGGUUIIIISSSSHHH!!!*
Junko: *BOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!*
Young Xehanort: DO IT. KILL HIM!!
*15 minutes later in the video*
So Amon:.....
Junko: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vanitas: *ramming his head on the wall profusely*
Young Xehanort: So uh... wanna see my trailer? Its cool!
So Amon: *leaves*
Young Xehanort: No? Ok then. I'll wait...
*HEH! intensifies*
In the name of JUSTICE, Nico will prevail!!!!!
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Dammit. Wasn't anguishing enough.
This is Nico we're talking about, we almost forgot that he pulled off a lot of BS in KH
STORY? HUH? WHAT'S THAT? I RECALL SOMETHING CALLED THAT AGES AGO, BUT IT WAS LOST TO TIME!
What are you talking about? This is not the place for urban legends!
Main story? *Takes a puff of cigarette* That's a name I haven't heard in years...
@@lucass.8338 Yeah, I only recall vivid memories about it.
It's more like a dream.
A scattered dream, that's like a far-off memory...
I was once a 4 Month Old Infant, now I'm an 89 Year Old Man.
Boy, How Time Flies.
Haruka: I wanna be a Phantom Thief!
Kiryu: Me too! What's my mask going to be though?
Haruka: A dragon right? I mean, you ARE the Dragon of Dojima.
Kiryu: ... Nah, I'm going to be a TIGER! And my mask will be the skull of that tiger I killed earlier!
Haruka: Daddy, you can't wear that tiger's skull as a mask!
Kiryu: WHY NOT?!
Haruka: BECAUSE THAT TIGER'S SKULL IS DUST DADDY! YOU DISINTEGRATED IT! JUST LIKE YOU DID TO EVERY WEAPON YOUVE EVER USED!
I mean, seeing as Kiryu's dragon Seiryu is an actual Persona in the series, it's certainly not out of the realm of possibilities.
???: Kazuma Kiryu?
Kiryu: Huh?
*Side Quest: The TRUE Ultimate Assassin*
Kiryu: Who are you?
Maki: Maki. Maki Harukawa. I am the Ultimate Assassin.
56:38 *Record scratch and screen pauses* Kiryu: Yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I got into this situation... Well, it all started when I beat the crap out of a man in a random empty lot. (Then continues to explain the plot of Yakuza 0, 1, & 2)
The reason why Kana, Aika, and Shoko were more critical of you? They're the local top 3 for every song.
Yes...I've been waiting this entire LP for you to see the Like a Butterfly cutscene.
* *in the highway fight* *
lots on body through the higway... all dead, some by beeing thrown on the road at high speed, some by getting run over by a truck wheel
* *in the far distance* *
* *we hear muffled sounds* *
Kiryu : STILL 0 DEAATHS
While the hostess girls do share the songs and music videos, they don't actually copy paste the singing. Each of them sang their own versions of the song.
Half expected the intro pic to be the Super Best Friends.
But the nightmare fuel is a good choice too.
Too soon.
I've never heard Nico mention them, so I don't know if he even follows the channel. But it is my Bakamitai.
It hurts that tomorrow there won't be a podcast and the next friday we won't get a fisticuffs.............but i brought the cookies guys!!!............guys??.......i feel sad......
Yeah I don't think he watches them. Matt and Pat were random characters you see in the game "Lisa"and Nico had no idea who they were supposed to be.
I don t get it what happened?
Amon fight, story, truck fight, porn, haruka, and karaoke all in one episode
Jo Amon tranforms into Xemnas! Maybe he will show himself in Kingdom Hearts 3 as...Xehanort !
As a refresher, Kurahashi, along with Tsudo, was the one that convinced the higher-ups to bring Date and Kawara on the case. Tsudo was oblivious to Kurahashi being a jingweon survivor so he wasn't in on Kurahashi's plans. Essentially, everything involving Daigo getting kidnapped to Date getting framed were his doing as various forms of plans to get rid of their targets and potential threats.
Oh, btw, Nico. The way you suppose to pronouce jingweon is "jing-one"
*Haruka as a Successful Solo Idol on a Stage in Front of Hundreds of Adoring Fans*
Fan In Front Row: YAaaaA! I love you Haruka! I'm your biggest fan! I've bought all your merchandise and tattooed you over my Dragon!
Haruka: Thanks Uncle Kaz! Love you too!
Kiryu: THATS MY GIRL!
Other Fans That All Sound Like Larry: Hey Wait, I'm her biggest fan though!
Dozens of Other Larry's in Unison: Shut Up I am! My Title! Mine Mine Mine Mine MIne!
Kiryu: Oh no you don't! If you want to be Number One, you're going to have to fight me for that title! And there will be blood!
Larry Hivemind: We may be pussies alone, But together surely we can-
*Kiryu CURB STOMPS Five at once*
Kiryu: ......Now who's else wants to be Haruka's Number One Fan?
LARRY: AHHHHHHHHHGG!
*This was the Moment the Legendary Battle of Larriesburg took place. Needless to say, a lot of Larries left with a lot of broken bones. And only one stud muffin looking daddy came out unscathed*
Kiryu: Did I do good Haruka?!
Haruka: I have literally no clue what's happening right now.
TeeHee
1:14:05 Hello, bit late, but good news, Sega has some karaoke songs from the Yakuza series on iTunes, Ring, sung by Yuki, along with Sunshine, is on there. Along with Baka Mitai, Judgment, and some others, but sadly not all
I JO AMON have kill the great seven king of hell,eating the golden egg of shi hi, Devoured the tail of the monkey god wo kong, Kill the ethnic dragon of Purgatory, trained under yu narukami in both sword play and game ,race against the king of speed sonic ,Learned time Travel form the lord of darkness xehanort ,killed the four king of the North south east and west, have played sonic O6 two Hundred and sixty times, played the whole dark souls Series While fighting a Shark and Lived in space using only two toothpicks just to kill you
Kiryu: ok 😐
*Thank you for making that face the intro pic.*
I like how nico starts acting like a cop at 9:11
He even pulled out a gun
Oh my god, you really put the nightmare face there. Looks I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. Thanks, Nico.
Kiryu rapping is like seeing Jesus assending to earth and shreading on an electric guitar with Jimi Hendrix by his side. It's so beautiful.
It turns out that Jo Amon’s cherry blossom sword was actually made from Marluxia’s scythe. That’s the only reason why it cherry blossoms exude from the Blade when swung
Kiwami 2's amon fights is indeed the easiest in the series. There are harder ones. Like Yakuza 5 Sango Amon. Or Yakuza 6 Jo Amon. Kiwami 2's fight is just really really easy.
Those fucking explosive flying drones...
it would be really funny if it the middle of the fight with Amon Kamaki comes out with the shot gun and yell dodge and kills Amon making it anti climatic
Kiryu comes out of that meeting:
Kiryu: Were you okay honey? I knew leaving you in Sotenbori by yourself at night would be okay.
Haruka: Daddy! Daddy! It was the coolest thing! I was wandering around the city when this group of men suddenly ran up to me. Then some words appeared in my eyes- DELINQUENTS - and guess what daddy? - I did it! I murdered all of them!
Curbstomping, uppercuts, stabbing, i did it all!
Kiryu: But, you didn’t really... kill them, did you?
Haruka: See, that’s the part i’m not sure about... I definitely shattered their bones, SEVERAL times, but once the fight ended they were just slightly winded, it was kinda weird...
Kiryu: Haruka! That was your first street brawl! I’m so proud of you!
Both:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Hey Nico, you actually can recruit the Amons into Majima Construction. You just have to go speak to them. Though I'm not sure if they're in the same place you initially fight them in or someplace new.
BTW, Haruka's been kidnapped 4 times now? Is she the new Maya?
It would appear that at some point during Jo's training around the world he encountered Xehanort and became one of his 13 vessels learning how to dual wield lightsabers and spin around at high speeds like Xemnas, might wanna be on the lookout for Xoj in Kingdom Hearts 3.
42:32
Haruka: "I love running through the city with you daddy, doing all these random substories!"
Haruka: "I especially love waiting outside that hostess bar for 4 months while you do your grand prix thing, leaving me out in the cold!"
...
Haruka: "All alone... and Hungry..."
...
Haruka: "Hey uncle Kaz, I'm feeling for some yakitori, can you buy me some?"
Kiryu: "GOD DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN!!!"
After this episode we all know for a fact that Kiryu's deadliest weapon is his fist.
2:46 Kid Icaras Uprising Lets Play soon!?!?!?!?
Move over 24-hour Cinderella Majima, Shaded Kiryu is in the house! lol This episode was certainly full of random and over the top stuff, but Kiryu rapping with shades on was like the icing on the top of this awesome cake lol
Im really really glad im subscribe to you these past 3 year NicoB, your vid never fail to make me happy....thanks Nico!
I just want to say nico, jo Amon boss them is always the Fiercest Warrior but with different variations each game. U heard three types, kiwami, zero and kiwami 2. Kiwami 2 theme is awesome so I really recommend listening to each theme in every game.
I was actually re-watching your Yakuza 0 lets play, specifically the episode where you are first introduced to the Cabaret Club Czar Minigame and I have to ask...
Where were the rest of the girls? Like Ai (the girl who Nico doesnt like the voice of), Chika or Mana? I know Yuki was the most important back then but it would have been a great to know where they ended up, especially all the times Majima sat down and talked with them.
Yeah, I hate that they just get written out and we never know what happened to them. Maybe in later games.
Since they were all based on and voiced by AV actresses they probably didn't want to license their likeness again for a small cameo. Only Yuki returned because she's an original character. If they ever continue the cabaret story I am certain only Koyuki will return from this game.
Due to licensing and money the other girls from 0 couldn't show up. Don't count on the other girls in this game aside from Yuki and Koyuki ever showing up in later games either. Hell, we don't even know if Cab Club Czar will ever come back again. Maybe in Shin Yakuza. But thats a long time away.
He not the Ultimate Assassin, he the Super Duper High School Level Assassin.
You've heard of Ben Drowned.
And the exciteing Sequl Nico Drowned.
NOW GET READY FOR THE ENDING TO THE THRILLING TRILOGY!
KIRYU DROWNED!
Kiryu: Jo Amon?
Amon: Thats right Dragon of Dojima I have returned
Kiryu: But how do you keep coming back you shouldnt even be standing anymore after what my dragon driver did to you. Are you even human.
Amon: hahaha. Foolish Kiryu, you see I am not actually human, in reallity...
Amon takes of sunglasses to reveal he has yellow eyes
Amon: Im already half Xehanort!
Kiryu: Nani?
Look at Amon, dual wielding the Red and Blue Keys, proving himself an Inquisitor of Heresy on par with Dlanor A. Knox.
Yes, I can and will find Umineko references in everything.
Imagine Kiryu going out with Smash ladies a la the hostesses. Just imagine Bayonetta's 😂
I was not prepared for this episode, should have brought some popcorn, I would have gone to the cinema to watch this one, except the swimsuit part, that would have been mega awkward if a lot of people were there, hilarious, but mega awkward
58:55 *GODDAMMIT NICO! MY TEACHER SAW THAT!* IT'S AN ACTION RPG GAME SIR! PROMISE! T~T
Yeah Kiwami 2 is the easiest Amon fight. It’s pretty Infamous among the fanbase.
Kiwami 2 is probably the easiest Yakuza game in general
Yeah and i heard apparently Yakuza 3 and 4 Amon is.... different
@@RenoKyrie Yakuza 3's Amon is pretty ridiculous. And in 4 you fight the other 3 Amons with the other characters, with Kiryu taking on Jo.
@@RenoKyrie Yakuza 3 Amon is ridiculous, like straight up insane. Yakuza 4 Amon's aren't that hard but it can be an endurance fight having to fight all four back to back. Same with Yakuza 5, though Yakuza 5's amons are very difficult on their own.
The fight against Jo Amon is the official canon ending of episode 9 leaked
DEEEEEEEEMONITIZED!
Was the first thought i had when i saw those nice «plot» sections ;)
The ultimate challenge.
Score 100 for Ring Karaoke song
Amon: Ugh You win Kazuma Kiryu
Kiryu: If you fought me in the beginning of the game when my stats were back to zero you might have won
Amon: Wait how did you get so much weaker in a year?
Kiryu: I was doing so many requests for Haruka I fell into darkness and lost all my powers
Sora: I know the feeling man.
Oh my god, Like a Butterfly just killed me. Just, Kiryu's shades and how badass the song was was hilariously jarring.
My mom walked in when I was on the photo shoot part and she was like, "What are you watching??" and I was like "UHHHHIDKITSJUSTAGAME!!". XDD
When Nico went to complete the last skill, it looked like Kiryu pushed Haruka away.
"Move honey daddy needs more sweet awesome power."
Omg I love the Mario accent, that fucking killed me! I wasn't expecting it at all! XD
At this point Kiryu should make his own RUclips channel and film his everyday beatdowns. He will be at the top of the charts
Amon: Do you want to die?!
Kiryu: Yeah that doesn't work.
Amon: It's not my fault I'm bald!
Kiryu: You're not though...
Amon: Shut up! *runs sobbing
The ending of the fight where he used every single Heat Action he had to wear down Jo Amon’s health reminds me a lot of the final boss from Final Fantasy XV.
If anyone isn’t familiar with that fight, Noctis uses every single weapon in his magical Armiger arsenal to finish off the final boss. And there are literally 13 of those weapons.
Also, I literally can’t remember the last time we did story stuff in this game. So much side content! IT’S NOT EVEN COMPARABLE!
(Kudos to anyone who understands exactly what the last part is referencing.)
Gotta love the saddening theme as this is technically the last time they fight.
"We'll have to drive." It was right there nico, you should know but now.
Ok, please tell me someone will make a video of Kiryu replacing Luke in the battle against Palatine in episode 6.
EDIT: Ok, you need to add the shades to the battle.
So yeah, that bit a half-hour in about that producer dude trying to get Haruka into showbiz? Keep that in the back of your mind for a few games from now.
Yuki’s ring song looked a lot like Bakamitai
39:22
People : are those … bowling balls with picks ?
Me : It's Doraemon in angry daddy mood !
Oh, G-B-H-G probably stands for "Gary Buster Holmes Gloves"
idk if anyone brought this up, but the song the waitress from the bar was singing is very good and I like that its in English.
that "Ring" song...is that baka mitai, but it's the girl version? cause it's not only the best song, but it gives me the same vibe.
Did Maki undergo a gender change?
Nah his technique is all sloppy. He didn't even give a good, "Do you want to die?"
Plus, the real Maki would never use swords.
Male Customer: How hard is it to get some damn singing in here?
Kiryu: _The moment I have been waiting for my entire life._ Barkeep, a scotch. *Pulls out picture of Miracle Johnson*
Extreme heat super effective on red shields
Why did the hostess girls’ song make me hyped for some sort of anime?
Also I’m pretty sure I saw the persona butterfly in there!
So Amon was the original Ultimate Assaiassin? His future great niece, Maki, must be proud.
He took a selfie with Haruka, now he needs one with Majima!!!
That president was a lolicon... I could tell, uh, instinct
Upon gaining the GBHG, Kiryu mastered the age old command style developed by Aqua, Balls to the Face!
Fantastic stuff x
Look on the roof of Serena. You will be happy with what you find.
That comment of day makes me really want a Kid Icarus Uprising Let’s Play!
Nice opening there nico definitely won't plague my dreams tonight
Jo has 10 health bars, 2 more than the final boss, and as much as...
HIROSHI HAYASHI, LAP DOG OF RYUJI
Haruka is on his way to being kidnapped more than Maya
Oh My God guys, it finally happened. Nico made it to Kid Icarus Uprising.
We did it.
I just realized this when I was watching your videos you can pick up the stun grenades toss at you so can use it on then instead
I cannot believe I missed Kiryu rapping during my playthrough.
Me when fought Jo Amon and saw that sword.," NOPE!! That look time all best weapons money can buy!".