I think the dialogue changes for the "crazy for Cathy" mission if you use heat actions to them against the car. The guy realizes he just got beat up by the dragon of Dojima and starts to fanboy over Kiryu. He then starts to call Cathy Kiryu
Ran Some there was also “Kazzy” and “Kazumina”. Nico would’ve also gotten ¥30,000 more. It ends like most sub stories, with Hiroto “learning a valuable life lesson”, until he realizes who beat the crap out of him.
I feel it is my duty to bring useless knowledge to the masses after last time. To that end, I present to you: CRIME FACTS! In a similar way to how the Italian-American Mafia don't actually call themselves the mafia, yakuza do not actually call themselves the yakuza. They call themselves "gokudo" (in fact, you can hear it if you pay attention to the dialogue in the game) or "ninkyo dantai. "Gokudo" is a word that means "extreme way," while "ninkyo dantai," means "chivalrous organization," another example of that yakuza nonsense about how they are actually good dudes and help people and other assorted things. "Yakuza" is a word used by non-yakuza, and it originated a long time ago as a term from the game oicho-kabu, where the worst hand was 8-9-3, which in Japanese would be "ya-ku-za." As a result, it came to be an expression meaning "useless" or "good-for-nothing." Hence, back in the early days of the yakuza, people called them "yakuza" to express that they were a bunch of punks who sat around and didn't contribute to society. I guess the joke's on them, because the yakuza are actually just able to do their criminal business out in the open, have inspired countless films and video games (particularly Yakuza, of course), and are actually commonly lauded as being some of the first responders to the earthquake and tsunami in Fukushima back in 2011. This has been a CRIME FACT, brought to you by shabu! Shabu: One of the yakuza's most profitable industries! Lacking energy? Just take some shabu! It'll give you the kick you need. Warning: shabu is meth.
@@wegradeo1185 maybe to do with the fact that he's actually a civilian now and no longer actually yakuza. And/or is talking to other civilians and so he drops the yakuza lingo. Besides, I should have mentioned that (at least as far as the criminal organization goes) yakuza has kind of lost its connotation of "useless," as far as I know) because it's been used for the group for so long, it's the first thing people think of.
There's so much slang that means Yakuza in Japanese. The media usually uses Bouryoku Dan (Violence Group), and I hear more and more of the phrase ヤのつく自営業/ "The businessmen that starts with Y" these days.
@@cynthiamasako Yeah, for obvious reasons, the police don't like playing by organized crime's rules, so they call them bouryoku dan, and they have the media do it, too. Haven't heard "The businessmen that start with Y" before, though. All makes sense, though. There's always lots of slang for groups like that. In America, for example, there's "The mob" and "the mafia," then there's "The family," "this thing of ours," "cosa nostra," which are all mob terms for themselves.
Kiryu and Kaoru finally arriving at the Awano Building after hours of substories and whatnot should have played out like this... Kiryu: DAIGO, CHAIRMAN GODA, WE'RE HE... oh, wait they're both dead. Kaoru: Guess you shouldn't have dicked around so much huh? Kiryu: ...tender cleavage. Kaoru: GODAMMIT.
Now that you mention it. I thought he was only gonna jump of the bridge. I guess he was afraid of slow painful deaths. I think it would be more subtle if he gave you a ton of medicine.
I'm pretty sure that was the intended interpretation. He says "I won't be needing this anymore", and he was too much of a coward before to consider murdering someone, so its implied that he was contemplating suicide before he met Kiryu.
I was burnt out after hours of gaming when I got to this point so I missed the part where he hands you thr weapon. That is in deed dark and I love it since I'm being treated as an adult.
RUclips: Nico, Nico? Nico: Yes, RUclips RUclips: Being naughty? Nico: No RUclips. RUclips: Telling lies? Nico: No RUclips? RUclips: Lemme see that video... demonatized!
After defeating the corrupted Politician Saeki with Kiryu's help, Yoshida decided to turn over a new leaf and become the best politician in Japan and even become the best in the world. He was quite the underdog but, gained a lot of support even gained the attention of a certain group known as the Phantom Thieves. ~quite the origin story for Yoshida, don't you agree. I had to do it!!! XD
Actually nico the bat has a heat action and battle skill to unlock, play the baseball mini game to get it Edit: and you can turn off heat action while pressing the L2 button to spam heavy attacks.
By the way: Regarding this times comment of the day, the story is very well-known. So well known that it's a recurring theme in a lot of anime. One example for it would be One Piece where they used almost all the features in a creative way... By the way the box from the story is the "Tamate Bako (玉手箱)" and is kind of the Japanese equivalent to Pandora's box. _the more you know_
@Dylan Roediger exactly. Remember where she got the box from as well as its original contains and it's downside? Shirahoshi's mother's name? The name of the palace on fishman island? And where you see the user of the turtle fruit first? The whole fishman island arc is a reference.
I click the video thinking I'm in for a good time with Nico, but the first thing that plays is a trailer for Disgaea 1 Complete. I proceed to cry, remembering the FOUR YEARS I've been waiting for the guy to play the game already.
Let me check (checks Nintendo Eshop cause tabs keep refreshing every time I leave for a few seconds). Yep it's out for £44.99. So it is the perfect time..... but I am now conflicted since I want to see NicoB keep playing Smash Bros related games until Ultimate comes out, like Kid Icarus Uprising.... Welp…. time to head to bed.... then play Disgaea 5 (cause I have just got back into the game and want to make some progress into it, despite me already knowing the plot).
Big Feared Balloon Personally I would be happy with Disgaea, Kid Icarus Uprising, or Majora's Mask. While the last two would fit the Smash theme, Disgaea is just waaaay overdue. That game is perfect for this channel. And hey, it'd fit a Halloween theme :D
Nico, the bouncer mission, specifically the last stage, pandemonium is one of the most difficult and deadliest mission that bring shame to the other last two missions. It brings you no mercy which is *way* harder than all your missions like a mouse to an rhino. You might be able to beat normal but legend can crush you like nothing if not prepared. If you are having trouble, I recommend utilizing *kamiyama* and his weapon shop. When you sell weapons most preferably expensive weapons like the 3,000,000 yen sword in pawn shop, he upgrades his shop. Yes, selling weapons to him allows you to buy more things from him (you would need to use the cabaret club for funds if you want to speed this process up). You will know if it is maxed out when you unlock the blue double sticks. There is also 3 armor pieces with transcendent in the front of the name that are extremely useful to protect you against guns and blades when all three are equipped at once. While all this is not necessarily needed, the last bouncer mission is a real pain with a battle skill locked behind completing all of those missions. You can try to beat it with what you have now, but you will have a really hard time if you seriously do not prepare for the absolute worst. Extra Note: I said that the blue sticks were when the kamiyama shop is maxed but there are about 3 post game weapons immediately unlocked after main story in his shop that you may want to but and test before ending the play through. Check his shop out, you won’t regret it.
i dunno if you'll catch this, but if you want to use a weapons strong attack without activating it's heat action, you have to hold down the l2 trigger. it actually makes it so you don't use heat actions.
*If you want to use Heavy Attacks WITHOUT using heat actions, then hold the camera reset button (L2) while pressing triangle* Man in Black is the Yakuza Terminator.
It's really strange that you've gotten the Dragon Sticks so randomly and still can't use them. By this time you're supposed to learn how to use Kali sticks by one of Kamiyama videos and, if I remember it right, you can buy it right from the get go, along with the Tonfa one, and then you get the sticks as a bouncer mission reward (at least that's what happened to me). It's weird you did not have that option available. Edit. Oh, I think I remember. You need to fight Kamiyama one on one on the Colisseum with him wielding the Kali sticks to unlock the video.
You don't get a heat action for bats because you haven't unlocked it yet. You have to purchase a technique primer from the batting center by doing challenges. Of course, you are free to not do it as well lol which means you could use the heavy attack as much as you want
Ok, so this is going to sound weird but whenever Nico says "tender cleavage" I imagine a guy ordering cleavage at a restaurant then the waiter says "And how would you like your cleavage sir?" and guy says "Extra tender please"
I think one of the earlier games told you that you can hold the L2 button to turn off Heat Action Prompts. If you just wanna spam Heavy attacks, just hold that down, Nico.
Funny enough, majima is the kind of guy that would call the police like Johnny Bravo. "Hello, 911?(or 111 I think in Japan)I need you to send someone. There's some good looking man in my apartment. Oh wait, cancel that, that's just my body pillow of Kiryu-chan" "Who?" "SHUT YER TRAP, THATS MY HUSBANDO YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT RIGHT THERE!"
Hey Nico I love this TENDER CLEAVAGE this TENDER CLEAVAGE is the best thing I’ve watched on your channel after this series I’m going to go out into the world and shout I’m going buy some TENDER CLEAVAGE
you progressing a lot slower in the main plot this time around lol not that i mind i just find it funny that your still doing the second conflict on episode 11
Nico has made Bakamitai my go to song for things that make me sad. Ran out of ice cream? Bakamitai. Favorite anime ended? Bakamitai. Got caught watching this video by my Mom? Baka-oh crap!
Nico, if you control Majima again, there is a second Heat Action for Majima (and yes, i'm talking about the "you're so pathetic" one). To do that, you need a full Heat bar and near 3 enemies. Hope this helps you, Nico P/S: I forgot to mention, there's another way to end the "Crazy for Cathy" substory. Simply use the Heat action on the car and you'll get a hilarious ending for the substory.
Aw you missed the best part of the Crazy for Cathy substory If you were to pull off a heat action on the Car with the dude who called it Cathy, you would’ve triggered an extended ending to it other than the one you got it
Those photo shoot moments are definitely the best thing about this game lol How will Nico approach the more raunchier ones without RUclips giving him the banhammer? I predict that he will use pictures of Bernie to censor them. We've got to stay PG-13 here lol
Kiryu kazama the most badass man who has disfigured contless faces been shot and stabed multiple times and survived is also incapable of regular human speech
I would say that breaking the limit of stats is not advised, because with it final fight lasts 10 seconds and is really anticlimatic. That was my biggest regret when I was playing the game, that you become so powerful after braking the limit that it ruins the rest of the game. Well, I suppose it's to late.
Hey Nico, if you want to do a heavy attack with a weapon (or without one) instead of doing a Heat Action, just hold L2. It'll basically stop you from using any Heat Action until you let go of it again.
24:20 Me: This seems very familiar. Kiryu:(Goes in to intervene) Ren/Bizzle-san:(Stops Kiryu) I know what you're thinking, saving that woman from a corrupt politician, but I been down that road before,DON'T DO IT! TRUST ME! Kiryu:(Pushes Ren/Bizzle-san out of the way) I'm Daddy Kiryu, watch me beat this guy teach him a valuable life lesson! *Moments later kiryu was arrested by Kaoru, & charge with assault, later he was release & placed one year of probation.* Me: Another Persona 5 spinoff...great. Persona 5:Kiwami, coming in Winter 2019 *PREORDER NOW*
Motoe: Please defeat my brother, Kiryu. He's been possessed by his burning passion, throwing day and night, everyone he can! Kiryu: Huh...sounds familiar. *Later* Kiryu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs into Majima Construction, breaking everything in his path* TENDER CLEAVAGEEEEEEEEEE Majima: Please stop my Kiryu-san. He's been possessed by his burning passion, destroying day and night, anything he can!
Huh. Weird. When I did the Crazy for Cathy substory, I got a totally different ending. I actually got the ending where he figured out his car was dented by the Dragon of Dojima and swore never to fix that dent (smth along those lines). My memory could be wrong, though..
Huh, that Japanese folklore story that the Comment of the Day mentioned is actually in Okami. It's in the second part of the game where you're at Ryoshima Coast (with it's awesome music that gets better in Okamiden).
Urashima is an extremely famous folklore in Japan, and most people know the story. However, the turtle is not the princess, it'a random intelligent turtle that lives in the ryugu Jo and it just got lost in the ocean. There's also many versions of this story, and while the actual time passed in the outside differ, urashima usually just gets old and Ill in typical versions. Also, I don't think Majima's bit was a reference to this story. I think it's just a coincidence because karma is a common theme in writing.
Not going to lie, sometimes it feels like the viewing experience is cheapened just a little if you over-rely on weapons. In the Amano Building raid, for example, you can do cool environmental heat moves like throwing people down stairs and out of windows, but if you just flail with a baseball bat this gets missed. Just something to think about, maybe it doesn't bother other people, not like I've checked. Speaking of the Amano Building, you've finally met up with Man in Black, aka Knifeboots, who is the token absurdly persistent enemy in this game and also arguably the hardest non-Amon boss character in the game. It's either him or Amon sending you the texts, and he seems to be something like the Korean Kiryu. Or something.
>Beginning of the game:- Kiryu: Haruka, you have to stay at the orphanage for awhile. Daddy has some work to do. Haruka: Is it important Yakuza work again, Uncle Kaz? Kiryu:... >Several story progressions Kiryu: *Taking gravure pictures with 2 pornstars in the midst of a Yakuza war* TENDER CLEAVAGE.
Hello, my name
is Kazuma
Tender cleavage!
Kazuma, Kazuma.
"Yes I'm Kazuma".
Hai. Kazuma desu.
these last time on are getting weirder and weirder each time what next marina naked not that i would mine play crisis core
Kazuma des
NicoB you can buy the last video in Chapter 9. Also you get technic books by playing golf and baseball.
Nico, please take Majima to karaoke, you will never regret it. We need our two fav daddies to sing together, the Majima Social Link needs more points!
One of these days Nishiki's gonna be in the intro
I look forward to these intros almost as much as I look forward to the episodes themselves
IN INTROS WE TRUST!!!
This into is actually the perfect formula for a meme, so why isn't this a thing?
Real talk though, how much work was put into the intro alone? Not the singing, but replacing the image
Who was that girl? I swear, I don't remember half of these photo people.
@@Rognik I think it's Kiryu's secretary from Yakuza 0
I think the dialogue changes for the "crazy for Cathy" mission if you use heat actions to them against the car. The guy realizes he just got beat up by the dragon of Dojima and starts to fanboy over Kiryu. He then starts to call Cathy Kiryu
Ran Some there was also “Kazzy” and “Kazumina”. Nico would’ve also gotten ¥30,000 more. It ends like most sub stories, with Hiroto “learning a valuable life lesson”, until he realizes who beat the crap out of him.
Fake Kazuki: Sorry Kiryu, but your Daigo is in another castle!
*Tender Cleavage*
Kiryu: Damn it!
I’m just waiting for the final episode where the intro picture gag is just gonna be nico staring right back at kiryu
i want it to be Kiryu looking at Kiryu looking at Kiryu looking at...
It could also be the finally unboxed Majima figure...
Nah that's just to unrealistic.
No, the final episode should be Nico recreating the Bakamitai scene, looking at Kiryu in the Bakamitai scene. XD
God damn time travelers spoiling future NicoB gags!
Spider Ninja Kiryu-ception?
I feel it is my duty to bring useless knowledge to the masses after last time. To that end, I present to you: CRIME FACTS!
In a similar way to how the Italian-American Mafia don't actually call themselves the mafia, yakuza do not actually call themselves the yakuza. They call themselves "gokudo" (in fact, you can hear it if you pay attention to the dialogue in the game) or "ninkyo dantai. "Gokudo" is a word that means "extreme way," while "ninkyo dantai," means "chivalrous organization," another example of that yakuza nonsense about how they are actually good dudes and help people and other assorted things. "Yakuza" is a word used by non-yakuza, and it originated a long time ago as a term from the game oicho-kabu, where the worst hand was 8-9-3, which in Japanese would be "ya-ku-za." As a result, it came to be an expression meaning "useless" or "good-for-nothing." Hence, back in the early days of the yakuza, people called them "yakuza" to express that they were a bunch of punks who sat around and didn't contribute to society. I guess the joke's on them, because the yakuza are actually just able to do their criminal business out in the open, have inspired countless films and video games (particularly Yakuza, of course), and are actually commonly lauded as being some of the first responders to the earthquake and tsunami in Fukushima back in 2011.
This has been a CRIME FACT, brought to you by shabu! Shabu: One of the yakuza's most profitable industries! Lacking energy? Just take some shabu! It'll give you the kick you need.
Warning: shabu is meth.
Thanks for the clarification! I was wondering why they said gokudo in the cutscenes
You can sometimes hear Kiryu say Yakuza tho. Especially in 6, I wonder why.
@@wegradeo1185 maybe to do with the fact that he's actually a civilian now and no longer actually yakuza. And/or is talking to other civilians and so he drops the yakuza lingo. Besides, I should have mentioned that (at least as far as the criminal organization goes) yakuza has kind of lost its connotation of "useless," as far as I know) because it's been used for the group for so long, it's the first thing people think of.
There's so much slang that means Yakuza in Japanese. The media usually uses Bouryoku Dan (Violence Group), and I hear more and more of the phrase ヤのつく自営業/ "The businessmen that starts with Y" these days.
@@cynthiamasako Yeah, for obvious reasons, the police don't like playing by organized crime's rules, so they call them bouryoku dan, and they have the media do it, too. Haven't heard "The businessmen that start with Y" before, though. All makes sense, though. There's always lots of slang for groups like that. In America, for example, there's "The mob" and "the mafia," then there's "The family," "this thing of ours," "cosa nostra," which are all mob terms for themselves.
“This must’ve been so weird for these girls.”
*cough*...
ahem... well actually...
*Tender cleavage*
something tells me Yoshida was planning to shoot himself with that gun. "i won't be needin' this" implies he was going to use it for something.
I just realized that the mystery drink has Hanya Man on it.
But the real question is *Who the fuck is Hanya Man?*
The Evil Genius The world may never know
A mystery to this day.
@@TEG13
It's Haruka. She's secretly a bad ass.
Welp, Kazuki's got a Nobody too.
and Yuya is actually his heartless who stole the real Yuya's identity
The minigame for the photoshoot "complete the sentence" is every straight dude in real life struggling to talk to a pretty lady 😂
Nico you seem to be too worried about money so... Cabaret Club. That's all you need to know
Kiryu and Kaoru finally arriving at the Awano Building after hours of substories and whatnot should have played out like this...
Kiryu: DAIGO, CHAIRMAN GODA, WE'RE HE... oh, wait they're both dead.
Kaoru: Guess you shouldn't have dicked around so much huh?
Kiryu: ...tender cleavage.
Kaoru: GODAMMIT.
Nico should do a let's sing of bakamitai with his own version of the photo
Better yet, Nico recreates the Baka Mitai imagination spot
His Photo will Be Chiaki XD
Am I the only 1 that thought the depressed guy (Yoshida) having a modded gun was really dark ?
Now that you mention it. I thought he was only gonna jump of the bridge. I guess he was afraid of slow painful deaths. I think it would be more subtle if he gave you a ton of medicine.
I'm pretty sure that was the intended interpretation. He says "I won't be needing this anymore", and he was too much of a coward before to consider murdering someone, so its implied that he was contemplating suicide before he met Kiryu.
@@alphaomegagiant Finally! I thought I was one of the only few people who thought that was intentional, AND of course, really dark.
I was burnt out after hours of gaming when I got to this point so I missed the part where he hands you thr weapon. That is in deed dark and I love it since I'm being treated as an adult.
*During the photo shoot mini game*
"It was at this moment Nico had a flashback to Danganronpa 2. Something about meat and bone, i think"
On The Tender Cleavage Meat
The cleavage on bone
Cleavage on the tender bone
RUclips: Nico, Nico?
Nico: Yes, RUclips
RUclips: Being naughty?
Nico: No RUclips.
RUclips: Telling lies?
Nico: No RUclips?
RUclips: Lemme see that video... demonatized!
After defeating the corrupted Politician Saeki with Kiryu's help, Yoshida decided to turn over a new leaf and become the best politician in Japan and even become the best in the world. He was quite the underdog but, gained a lot of support even gained the attention of a certain group known as the Phantom Thieves.
~quite the origin story for Yoshida, don't you agree. I had to do it!!! XD
Oh damn, I just noticed! It IS the same name!
I dunno why but Kiryu carrying Kazuki on his back is one of the cutest things in this game.
I really hope Nico does karaoke with Majima next episode.
Majima Construction presents
another fantastic rendition of...
*Filming Porn with NicoB*
~The kind of action that sends men TENDER CLEAVAGE~
I feel like nobody else has really addressed it, so I'll just say it: NicoB's Fake Kiryu could potentially be Fat Togami.
The photoshoot minigame is so bizarre (especially in the context of this LP) it's hilarious.
.
.
.
-TENDER CLEAVAGE-
Fun fact if you bashed that guys head on the car, he'll change the car's name to honor the fact he got his ass handed to him by kiryu.
Ohh...
And I was expecting something like ON THE BONE MEAT in the photo game...
But 42:51 killed for some reason😂
Is it just me, or the more Nico describes Majima, the more he turns into this channel's pinkie pie?
Kiryu and Majima need to go sing Karaoke! Do it nico!
Actually nico the bat has a heat action and battle skill to unlock, play the baseball mini game to get it
Edit: and you can turn off heat action while pressing the L2 button to spam heavy attacks.
I really like Kawara to be honest. He may be a killer but he's certainly got the look of a badass!!! IN DETECTIVES WE TRUST!!!!!!!!
That sounds like the phantom speaking...
I don't know what your talking about..................
I love Kawara, hes one of the best characters in the game imo.
>Adachi
>Akechi
>Fullbright
🤔
Detectives seem to be having a bad track record
By the way: Regarding this times comment of the day, the story is very well-known. So well known that it's a recurring theme in a lot of anime. One example for it would be One Piece where they used almost all the features in a creative way... By the way the box from the story is the "Tamate Bako (玉手箱)" and is kind of the Japanese equivalent to Pandora's box.
_the more you know_
@Dylan Roediger exactly. Remember where she got the box from as well as its original contains and it's downside? Shirahoshi's mother's name? The name of the palace on fishman island? And where you see the user of the turtle fruit first? The whole fishman island arc is a reference.
@@TEG13 I know this is super late, but the whole thing starts of with saving the mermaid named Camie and turtles are called "Kame" in japanese
I click the video thinking I'm in for a good time with Nico, but the first thing that plays is a trailer for Disgaea 1 Complete. I proceed to cry, remembering the FOUR YEARS I've been waiting for the guy to play the game already.
Alejandro Benett It could happen in the future, who knows. Only time will tell.
Robin Punzalan is the complete addition actually out now, or just coming soon? Because there's isn't too much of Xenoblade left at this point, so...
Let me check (checks Nintendo Eshop cause tabs keep refreshing every time I leave for a few seconds). Yep it's out for £44.99. So it is the perfect time.....
but I am now conflicted since I want to see NicoB keep playing Smash Bros related games until Ultimate comes out, like Kid Icarus Uprising....
Welp…. time to head to bed.... then play Disgaea 5 (cause I have just got back into the game and want to make some progress into it, despite me already knowing the plot).
Big Feared Balloon Personally I would be happy with Disgaea, Kid Icarus Uprising, or Majora's Mask. While the last two would fit the Smash theme, Disgaea is just waaaay overdue. That game is perfect for this channel. And hey, it'd fit a Halloween theme :D
Yeah... cause NicoB played the steam version.... with tons of glitches and never played it again.....
Nico, the bouncer mission, specifically the last stage, pandemonium is one of the most difficult and deadliest mission that bring shame to the other last two missions. It brings you no mercy which is *way* harder than all your missions like a mouse to an rhino. You might be able to beat normal but legend can crush you like nothing if not prepared. If you are having trouble, I recommend utilizing *kamiyama* and his weapon shop. When you sell weapons most preferably expensive weapons like the 3,000,000 yen sword in pawn shop, he upgrades his shop. Yes, selling weapons to him allows you to buy more things from him (you would need to use the cabaret club for funds if you want to speed this process up). You will know if it is maxed out when you unlock the blue double sticks. There is also 3 armor pieces with transcendent in the front of the name that are extremely useful to protect you against guns and blades when all three are equipped at once. While all this is not necessarily needed, the last bouncer mission is a real pain with a battle skill locked behind completing all of those missions. You can try to beat it with what you have now, but you will have a really hard time if you seriously do not prepare for the absolute worst.
Extra Note: I said that the blue sticks were when the kamiyama shop is maxed but there are about 3 post game weapons immediately unlocked after main story in his shop that you may want to but and test before ending the play through. Check his shop out, you won’t regret it.
Yes I realized someone already told him, but I’m just being more specific here.
For anyone that’s confused, the picture in the intro is kiryu’s secretary in yakuza 0. Well, the porn star the secretary was based off of.
Marina Shirashi?
i dunno if you'll catch this, but if you want to use a weapons strong attack without activating it's heat action, you have to hold down the l2 trigger. it actually makes it so you don't use heat actions.
This episode was brought to you by the game "Bone on the Meat: Female Cleavage Edition"
*If you want to use Heavy Attacks WITHOUT using heat actions, then hold the camera reset button (L2) while pressing triangle*
Man in Black is the Yakuza Terminator.
That photo minigame is literally me trying to string together coherant sentences in any given conversation irl.
I love how Kiryu just *ignored* the shield clearly meant to be used for blocking bullets and did it with a freaking baseball bat instead.
So the dude who was on the verge of ending his own life gives you a gun in the end that he "won't need" anymore...
It's really strange that you've gotten the Dragon Sticks so randomly and still can't use them. By this time you're supposed to learn how to use Kali sticks by one of Kamiyama videos and, if I remember it right, you can buy it right from the get go, along with the Tonfa one, and then you get the sticks as a bouncer mission reward (at least that's what happened to me). It's weird you did not have that option available.
Edit. Oh, I think I remember. You need to fight Kamiyama one on one on the Colisseum with him wielding the Kali sticks to unlock the video.
I’ve been waiting for the main story for 10 years now.
Kazuma Kiryu half man, half dragon all daddy
Still waiting for the gold Kiryu statue for the intro :P
You don't get a heat action for bats because you haven't unlocked it yet. You have to purchase a technique primer from the batting center by doing challenges.
Of course, you are free to not do it as well lol which means you could use the heavy attack as much as you want
*DADDY'S FINALLY HOME AGAIN!*
Ok, so this is going to sound weird but whenever Nico says "tender cleavage" I imagine a guy ordering cleavage at a restaurant then the waiter says "And how would you like your cleavage sir?" and guy says "Extra tender please"
I can picture Majima in the gravure studio if the majima everywhere system was still here
I remember that girl in the intro. Can't remember which website though.....
Marina Shiraishi
A JAV site perhaps?
Wasn't she apart of the real estate story in Yakuza 0?
Xvideos
I think Yoshida was going to use that gun he gave Kiryu to commit suicide. Why else would he need it before?
I think one of the earlier games told you that you can hold the L2 button to turn off Heat Action Prompts. If you just wanna spam Heavy attacks, just hold that down, Nico.
Funny enough, majima is the kind of guy that would call the police like Johnny Bravo.
"Hello, 911?(or 111 I think in Japan)I need you to send someone. There's some good looking man in my apartment. Oh wait, cancel that, that's just my body pillow of Kiryu-chan"
"Who?"
"SHUT YER TRAP, THATS MY HUSBANDO YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT RIGHT THERE!"
I like how that guy's brother did pretty much 0 damage for the 20 times he threw kiryu
Hey Nico I love this TENDER CLEAVAGE this TENDER CLEAVAGE is the best thing I’ve watched on your channel after this series I’m going to go out into the world and shout I’m going buy some TENDER CLEAVAGE
you progressing a lot slower in the main plot this time around lol not that i mind i just find it funny that your still doing the second conflict on episode 11
If we were able to post pics on RUclips, the spiderman meme pic would fit the Kazuki situation perfectly lol
Yakuza: the only game where it is socially acceptable to beat the shit out of kids
Nico has made Bakamitai my go to song for things that make me sad. Ran out of ice cream? Bakamitai. Favorite anime ended? Bakamitai. Got caught watching this video by my Mom? Baka-oh crap!
Nico, if you control Majima again, there is a second Heat Action for Majima (and yes, i'm talking about the "you're so pathetic" one). To do that, you need a full Heat bar and near 3 enemies. Hope this helps you, Nico
P/S: I forgot to mention, there's another way to end the "Crazy for Cathy" substory. Simply use the Heat action on the car and you'll get a hilarious ending for the substory.
I made the terrible decision of watching this in the commons dining hall by my dorm... it was packed...
"Is he playing a Nintendo Switch?"
Me: * Remembers the PSP, feeling way older than I should *
Aw you missed the best part of the Crazy for Cathy substory
If you were to pull off a heat action on the Car with the dude who called it Cathy, you would’ve triggered an extended ending to it other than the one you got it
Those photo shoot moments are definitely the best thing about this game lol How will Nico approach the more raunchier ones without RUclips giving him the banhammer? I predict that he will use pictures of Bernie to censor them. We've got to stay PG-13 here lol
That time when you are soo early the video is private..
The photoshoot mini game reminds me of the end or Argument Argument in Danganrompa
*Meat on the bone intensifies*
Nobody and nothing......get's in the way of.....TENDER CLEAVAGE
If I was told to not open a box, I'd just be like, you keep it dude
Kiryu kazama the most badass man who has disfigured contless faces been shot and stabed multiple times and survived is also incapable of regular human speech
I would say that breaking the limit of stats is not advised, because with it final fight lasts 10 seconds and is really anticlimatic. That was my biggest regret when I was playing the game, that you become so powerful after braking the limit that it ruins the rest of the game.
Well, I suppose it's to late.
Yeah he was still scared thats why when he shot, the actually missed, trauma is strong there
Hey Nico, if you want to do a heavy attack with a weapon (or without one) instead of doing a Heat Action, just hold L2. It'll basically stop you from using any Heat Action until you let go of it again.
And paths collide only for the mystery to deepen...
When your first to a NicoB video *Looks around* Seems lonely around here
The game probably looks easy to some people because Nico's almost maxed out all of his stats and he's not even halfway through the game.
otobot45 wait until they ever decide to get the game and Do bouncer missions on hard to legend difficulty, then they will think twice
I mean most of kiwami 2 is fairly easy, especially compared to kiwami 1 lol
31:27
Gensho: Kazuma Kiryu...
Gensho: *whips out a love letter* WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!
I love at 14:38 where the guy walks up, turns around, and walks away faster.
Wow guys who knew we could all come together as one big happy family to watch father nico show us the beauty of C L E V A G E ;)
24:20
Me: This seems very familiar.
Kiryu:(Goes in to intervene)
Ren/Bizzle-san:(Stops Kiryu) I know what you're thinking, saving that woman from a corrupt politician, but I been down that road before,DON'T DO IT! TRUST ME!
Kiryu:(Pushes Ren/Bizzle-san out of the way) I'm Daddy Kiryu, watch me beat this guy teach him a valuable life lesson!
*Moments later kiryu was arrested by Kaoru, & charge with assault, later he was release & placed one year of probation.*
Me: Another Persona 5 spinoff...great.
Persona 5:Kiwami, coming in Winter 2019
*PREORDER NOW*
Hey Nico, if you wanna do heavy attacks without the Heat Action, just hold L2 and it'll disable Heat Actions while its held
Actually, I don't know if the games ever tell you this, but you can disable Heat Actions by holding L2. At least that's how it was for 0 and Kiwami.
It seems this cop has gone ultra instinct. Now nico needs to go super sayian god.
Motoe: Please defeat my brother, Kiryu. He's been possessed by his burning passion, throwing day and night, everyone he can!
Kiryu: Huh...sounds familiar.
*Later*
Kiryu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs into Majima Construction, breaking everything in his path* TENDER CLEAVAGEEEEEEEEEE
Majima: Please stop my Kiryu-san. He's been possessed by his burning passion, destroying day and night, anything he can!
What has this evolved into. But this is what to expect in a nico b video
28:23 When he said that he doesn't need this anymore he meant he was going to shoot himself before all this...
Huh. Weird. When I did the Crazy for Cathy substory, I got a totally different ending. I actually got the ending where he figured out his car was dented by the Dragon of Dojima and swore never to fix that dent (smth along those lines). My memory could be wrong, though..
Huh, that Japanese folklore story that the Comment of the Day mentioned is actually in Okami. It's in the second part of the game where you're at Ryoshima Coast (with it's awesome music that gets better in Okamiden).
Lets get down to business!
To defeat, TENDER CLEAVAGE!
You know you're a fan of NicoB when you say "Oh my GOD" in perfect sync with him.
(You know which part I mean. XD)
Nico finished the recording at 2 am :O
I hope his sleeping schedule is okay....
When you’re ahead of your time with a switch when the switch doesn’t exist. Quality. 2006 colorized
I’m sorry, I couldn’t really think of anything to TENDER CLEAVAGE!
Urashima is an extremely famous folklore in Japan, and most people know the story. However, the turtle is not the princess, it'a random intelligent turtle that lives in the ryugu Jo and it just got lost in the ocean. There's also many versions of this story, and while the actual time passed in the outside differ, urashima usually just gets old and Ill in typical versions.
Also, I don't think Majima's bit was a reference to this story. I think it's just a coincidence because karma is a common theme in writing.
Hey Nico quick question-Where are you getting all these pictures from?!
Anthony Crank I feel sorry for his search history
This last one was clearly "research".
Damn I want to play through Yakuza 5 again.
Yakuza 5 is great, no other game has the amount of content and cities to explore like Y5. Some may call it bloated but i find it to be the best.
Not going to lie, sometimes it feels like the viewing experience is cheapened just a little if you over-rely on weapons. In the Amano Building raid, for example, you can do cool environmental heat moves like throwing people down stairs and out of windows, but if you just flail with a baseball bat this gets missed. Just something to think about, maybe it doesn't bother other people, not like I've checked.
Speaking of the Amano Building, you've finally met up with Man in Black, aka Knifeboots, who is the token absurdly persistent enemy in this game and also arguably the hardest non-Amon boss character in the game. It's either him or Amon sending you the texts, and he seems to be something like the Korean Kiryu. Or something.
The entire Doubleganger idea is actually more valid than you think.
A makeup and clay can go a long way
>Beginning of the game:-
Kiryu: Haruka, you have to stay at the orphanage for awhile. Daddy has some work to do.
Haruka: Is it important Yakuza work again, Uncle Kaz?
Kiryu:...
>Several story progressions
Kiryu: *Taking gravure pictures with 2 pornstars in the midst of a Yakuza war* TENDER CLEAVAGE.
So many photos.
No RUclips money for NicoB
When you get ready to play videogames with Reggie Fils Aime: "I am ready with your body."