Stardew Valley - MURDER?! - Jas Yandere 2

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  • Опубликовано: 23 июн 2017
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  • @sympathytea
    @sympathytea 7 лет назад +5180

    Jas is the only character in this game that actually manages to concern DF And Mumps in the game.

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 5 лет назад +217

      I dont think it's concern, I'm pretty sure it's just strange fascination with a little girl doing things only he has done.

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 4 года назад +24

      @@TheGateShallStand yeah lmfao

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 3 года назад +9

      @Charles-Olivier Fortin *they grow ever louder*

    • @PT_Misoka
      @PT_Misoka 2 года назад +6

      Mumps is DF lol

    • @lucutes2936
      @lucutes2936 Год назад

      Theyre the same noob

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 5 лет назад +3140

    "as you can tell by my 40 divorces."
    And the growing population of doves in Stardew Valley.

  • @Rustedshell
    @Rustedshell 7 лет назад +5125

    If she was just a bit older then you would have finally found your perfect match.

    • @jacklynyeh4893
      @jacklynyeh4893 7 лет назад +402

      they're both as mature as each other :3

    • @Biancainez
      @Biancainez 7 лет назад +67

      Jacklyn Yeh oooh burn! Hahahahahaha

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 7 лет назад +165

      Nah, she's too old. Not too young.

    • @McFeely2pointoh
      @McFeely2pointoh 7 лет назад +346

      I mean, she's like 110 years old, so I'm pretty sure it's fine.

    • @Coldd333
      @Coldd333 7 лет назад +81

      Rusted Shell You can marry her so take that as you will. I don't won't to spoil the 10 heart event so I won't say what happens. Oh and when you marry her she's stood on a stool

  • @RonaldMcJuicy
    @RonaldMcJuicy 7 лет назад +4956

    After you eat the cake, in game you're not able to say anything negative about Jas.
    There was more in that cake then just blood.

  • @colonelhentai5087
    @colonelhentai5087 7 лет назад +2163

    this is why i have 0 hearts with Jas

    • @casualcommunist9057
      @casualcommunist9057 5 лет назад +206

      Your profile pic is what I imagine mumps looks like

    • @ssjhsd
      @ssjhsd 4 года назад +15

      Wait are the things jas does in game not a mod?

    • @ssjhsd
      @ssjhsd 4 года назад +20

      Nvm I'm stupid

    • @rockandchisel114
      @rockandchisel114 4 года назад +38

      This is why I only give her my trash

    • @reasull
      @reasull 4 года назад +14

      Is it bad that I have like 6 with Jas, 10 with Marnie, and 14 with Shane

  • @apairofpants2501
    @apairofpants2501 7 лет назад +1277

    She had a mug of beer in her drawer, and decided to send it to me.
    wtf 😂

    • @mahougesu170
      @mahougesu170 5 лет назад +9

      Nice profile pic, maybe that policefish should come and investigate this

    • @kretan0657
      @kretan0657 5 лет назад +1

      I was just at that part when I found this comment

    • @squarehead6452
      @squarehead6452 5 лет назад +4

      also how did she mail it without the mail getting wet

    • @halomoment7205
      @halomoment7205 5 лет назад +8

      She froze the beer then put it in the cup put it in a cardboard box called in FedEx and had it delivered as fragile but when they arrived and saw her they immediately grabbed a nearby pen and killed themselves so she sent Linus to put it in the mail box for a strip of meat

    • @ivyzhang8565
      @ivyzhang8565 4 года назад

      Nothing
      *_Owo._*

  • @criiuxicorn3733
    @criiuxicorn3733 5 лет назад +581

    "Shes stealing my shit now" I BROKE

  • @maxbensley9502
    @maxbensley9502 6 лет назад +843

    And where the F*** do I have a toothbrush there's not even the bathroom in this place

  • @liamrealest
    @liamrealest 5 лет назад +433

    Jas: Your house is so nice i want to live in it!
    DF: Draws a fucking sword

  • @wanderingedge
    @wanderingedge 6 лет назад +786

    Lewis: "please report anyone suspicious to me"
    well theres this creepily nice farmer who just moved in and never says a word

  • @insanityflame1656
    @insanityflame1656 7 лет назад +4657

    The Jas 10 heart happens During the penny 10 heart. So divorce penny then memory wipe her to re-do her 10 heart.
    Like this up so DF sees

    • @YoungFree213
      @YoungFree213 7 лет назад +44

      haha! you said redo her xD

    • @lesliebullock1889
      @lesliebullock1889 7 лет назад +71

      Yeah, definitely need to redo the hearts with Penny and go back to the bathhouse. It's ultra-creepy!

    • @zandervandeman1415
      @zandervandeman1415 6 лет назад +11

      ThisIsG she said ‘Re-do her 10heart event’

    • @narisredy
      @narisredy 5 лет назад +5

      OMG I want to see Mumps do this!!

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 3 года назад

      u tellin me I have to date the girl that was hookin up wit sam? heresy

  • @margindoodles
    @margindoodles 7 лет назад +924

    "Stay safe -Mayor Lewis" little does he know he's next

    • @xLuckyyCattx
      @xLuckyyCattx 2 года назад +1

      Jason gonna murder an old man

  • @eve9021
    @eve9021 7 лет назад +1886

    YA LIKE JAS?

    • @lotusfish8632
      @lotusfish8632 6 лет назад +118

      this is without a doubt the best comment on all of youtube. corngalutaions

    • @silque_brigandess
      @silque_brigandess 6 лет назад +76

      About one year later, here's something you have to know:
      You made a man's day, and you became the best person of the entire youtube community.
      Thank you.
      - Mayor Lewis

    • @johnpayne1712
      @johnpayne1712 5 лет назад +12

      I want you to win an award for best meme

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 5 лет назад +10

      You made me spit my coffee...

    • @ICampPositive
      @ICampPositive 5 лет назад +9

      FBI OPEN UP!!,

  • @Haunter_1616
    @Haunter_1616 4 года назад +182

    I think this is the first time I ever heard DF drop a F-bomb, in his relaxing calm voice it caught me off guard but was really funny at the same time

  • @FluffyGamer2005Ed
    @FluffyGamer2005Ed 5 лет назад +1285

    Welp, I think that’s the first time I heard DangeouslyFunny swear...
    Edit: wow I left this for two years and it blew up

    • @Kenshiro1711
      @Kenshiro1711 4 года назад +47

      @Ryan Rai 1:05

    • @naimdan
      @naimdan 4 года назад +21

      SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND MUMPS SWEARING

    • @plipplop2886
      @plipplop2886 4 года назад +43

      You know its serious when DF swears

    • @alicezhao4539
      @alicezhao4539 4 года назад +26

      @Ryan Rai And also 0:44 and 2:02

    • @carolinacontreras5317
      @carolinacontreras5317 4 года назад +1

      Fluffy Gamer, I know right

  • @Daniel-dw9pd
    @Daniel-dw9pd 2 года назад +139

    "she's stealing my shit now" a very rare occurrence of DF swearing

  • @brendondellinger355
    @brendondellinger355 6 лет назад +695

    Luna is a character you can marry in a Harvest Moon game. OH NO.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 4 года назад +116

      “What is this, a crossover episode?”

    • @ViTheFairy
      @ViTheFairy 4 года назад +25

      Which Harvest Moon game? I know it's not the SNES one because I have it and used to play the shit out of it.

    • @ariespisces7965
      @ariespisces7965 4 года назад +26

      Viola Rae
      Animal parade
      Back to nature
      Tree of tranquility

    • @daijobanaiuwu5011
      @daijobanaiuwu5011 3 года назад +10

      Sorry Jas Murdered her lol

  • @userofnames6410
    @userofnames6410 4 года назад +191

    “Your bedcovers are in disarray and you toothbrush is missing.”
    Me: I don’t like where this is going

    • @lexcreature7488
      @lexcreature7488 3 года назад +24

      Leta hope it wasnt a battery opperated toothbrush

    • @userofnames6410
      @userofnames6410 2 года назад +5

      @@lexcreature7488 Fr

    • @firekeeperenthusiast
      @firekeeperenthusiast 7 месяцев назад +3

      I finally got this joke after 5 years lmao I’m slow 😭

  • @armageddonchampion
    @armageddonchampion Год назад +21

    Rewatching after nearly 6 years, hearing df curse, especially the "where the f do keep a toothbrush" was something I had totally forgotten. Definitely caught me off guard.

  • @whatskrakenhomies
    @whatskrakenhomies 3 года назад +164

    You know DF's disturbed when he starts to curse lol

  • @stupidpotato6468
    @stupidpotato6468 7 лет назад +930

    O.o it gets darker by the second...
    What if the whole story ending up just looking for that goddamn toothbrush
    ...

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 лет назад +218

    It's actually pretty alarming how someone managed to turn Stardew Valley into a horror game

  • @alphyssp6473
    @alphyssp6473 7 лет назад +86

    "I'd love to show you my lightning rod" J E E S U S

  • @bi_luna_games
    @bi_luna_games 7 лет назад +609

    I always name my farmer "Luna" so this is extra creepy for me...

  • @Monsefrommars
    @Monsefrommars 3 года назад +25

    Luna: "I loooooooveee farms"
    Df: Great I'd like to show her my lightning rod

  • @NecrozmaJade
    @NecrozmaJade 7 лет назад +117

    "Good work, way to hide a body"
    oh no they're made for each other

  • @vx2876
    @vx2876 6 лет назад +89

    I LITERALLY spit water when you read Pam's letter about sending you a mug of beer.

  • @austinhobbesandjustin
    @austinhobbesandjustin 4 года назад +29

    Anyone notice whenever Jas is acting creepy like when she said "i see" when you went to help out with the library, her pupils grow? Thats about equal to a minor jumpscare for me

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 Год назад +6

      Are you talking about the Dead Eyes?
      It’s a common thing among Yanderes usually
      They aren’t really opened more

  • @VanillaSchleep
    @VanillaSchleep 5 лет назад +15

    Jas is the only character in stardew valley that can make DF curse on camera

  • @Solus_Superbia07
    @Solus_Superbia07 5 лет назад +35

    5:56 " i'd love to show you my lightning rods "
    That was the funniest thing i suppose 😂😂

  • @nuit-cherie1624
    @nuit-cherie1624 3 года назад +27

    WHEN HE CURSES ITS SO FUNNY-
    "great, shes taking my shit now."
    "where the fuck do i keep a toothbrush theres not even a bathroom in this place-"
    "so at 2 pm, ill be at the museum. lets see what weird shit goes down this time"

    • @user-ex5zq3cb1l
      @user-ex5zq3cb1l 3 года назад +4

      ikr i want a compilation of him swearing its so funny. i watched him for months and i finally heard him swear LMAO

  • @elizabethemm6361
    @elizabethemm6361 5 лет назад +51

    Alternative ending:
    Mumps: I'd like to show you my lightning rod!
    Luna: Uhmm...okay?
    Mumps fences Luna in next to Lightning Rod
    Luna: Is this safe?
    Mumps (choice 1): Very!
    Mumps (choice 2): Not at all!

  • @RoseOfDisdain
    @RoseOfDisdain 2 года назад +9

    Small but nice detail, the lady in the cart comes to Stardew Valley on Fridays and Sundays, and the heart event where Jas says 'the lady in the cart came yesterday' was on a Monday.
    Don't worry, I didn't forget about the night market, but that's during winter, not fall

  • @asias3519
    @asias3519 5 лет назад +44

    4:16 Jas: *Uses her cheating AI books and detects where Mumps is then uses her teleporter to get there*
    Mumps: Oh, look who’s where to greet me, my favorite fan. ( Pure sarcasm)
    Jas: Oh, I hope i didn’t scare you.
    Mumps: The answer to that is always yes.

  • @maxinelahote9805
    @maxinelahote9805 4 года назад +18

    Hearing DF swear is like an episode of the Twilight zone

  • @archiedunn06
    @archiedunn06 6 лет назад +41

    5:44 anyone else notice the smiley face on Luna’s chest ;D

  • @himeis1
    @himeis1 7 лет назад +158

    you know, for a doll made of skin she sure was good at making it. I wonder if she has practice.. hmm. Well, Pam has a lot of skin, who knows. Maybe she could make you another doll lol

  • @ficklefire
    @ficklefire 7 лет назад +192

    Hey Dangerously Funny, I think you need to go into the POOL HOUSE to trigger the 10 heart event.

  • @quinnm4156
    @quinnm4156 5 лет назад +36

    Im pretty surr DF got freaked out with him having a toothbrush

  • @grugonk
    @grugonk 6 лет назад +51

    So, this Luna character randomly shows up just to get killed.

  • @thelamp5821
    @thelamp5821 6 лет назад +60

    “I’d like you to see my lighntning rod” I think your the creepy one

  • @JudgmentalFranklin
    @JudgmentalFranklin Год назад +3

    DF swearing is a new experience

  • @Gwenobbie
    @Gwenobbie 7 лет назад +36

    Remind me of The Witch's House! A mod makes my favorite cute game feel like an horror one. Crazy

  • @alero1758
    @alero1758 7 лет назад +78

    I think you will find Luna dead in the bath house😅

  • @lavish6366
    @lavish6366 5 лет назад +16

    Its so surprising to hear him swear, I barely notice it when he does.

  • @blkprez7909
    @blkprez7909 6 лет назад +40

    I wonder what would happen If u gave the skin doll to the mayor after he sent the letter I mean that’s one way to tell him about someone suspicious 🤔

  • @TankieBoi
    @TankieBoi Год назад +24

    Luna actually looks like the creator could have legitimately made a mod to add her as a legit character, but instead they create... this

  • @hugthebluebow
    @hugthebluebow 7 лет назад +26

    Congrats, you are now on a list.

  • @goodapplent
    @goodapplent 2 года назад +4

    Yandere Jas is written better than most yanderes nowadays.

  • @kawaiifrost6598
    @kawaiifrost6598 4 года назад +3

    Luna: You see, I just looooove farms. *winks*
    Munps: Excellent, I love to show you my lightning rod.

  • @Bluejoltyt
    @Bluejoltyt 2 года назад +3

    first time I heard DF swear. 0:44

  • @Zill_Woods
    @Zill_Woods Год назад +2

    “Now she’s stealing my shit” I died lmao

  • @hannjiee
    @hannjiee 5 лет назад +100

    Yuri: I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you.
    Jas: I even touch myself with the toothbrush I stole from you.

    • @halomoment7205
      @halomoment7205 5 лет назад +3

      Yuri from Ddlc?

    • @jeremossy9768
      @jeremossy9768 5 лет назад +2

      B- Series What other yuri would it be?

    • @Chadnvaldr
      @Chadnvaldr 4 года назад +2

      @@halomoment7205 No, Yuri Andropov

    • @arusheesaha7105
      @arusheesaha7105 4 года назад +13

      Purple hair I tell you

    • @riley659
      @riley659 3 года назад +3

      purple hair = crazy yandere confirmed

  • @crunch5
    @crunch5 4 года назад +5

    5:55
    A year later, and I just heard that, how did I not realize sooner?:
    “I’d love to show you my lighting rod.”

  • @HelixSLime
    @HelixSLime 6 лет назад +13

    I like how he has the return scepter but still decides to walk home.

  • @redwolftrash
    @redwolftrash 5 лет назад +12

    "my name is luna" stan loona

  • @mimmi3434
    @mimmi3434 5 лет назад +15

    *"You can tell by my 40 divorces"* Lol

  • @lol-rc9ok
    @lol-rc9ok Год назад +3

    Ill show you my lighting rod 💀💀💀

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 5 лет назад +7

    "Excellent, I'd like to show you my lightning rod".
    That cracked me up bad so much!

  • @Infestedpee
    @Infestedpee 6 лет назад +1

    Haha just recently started watching your videos on stardew valley and you have the creepiest but perfectly funny voice for this kind of commentary

  • @johnf.kennedy7683
    @johnf.kennedy7683 5 лет назад +15

    "I just looove animals." Then you should see Pam.

  • @eddy7346
    @eddy7346 3 года назад +4

    "Ugh I got my firetruck out and everything...."
    MUMPS NO

  • @sinclaire8883
    @sinclaire8883 3 года назад +2

    "Where the f*ck do I have a toothbrush? There is not a bathroom in this place.*
    Oh my goodness 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MikuPGirl
    @MikuPGirl 3 года назад +3

    If there is any opportunity to marry someone other than the default characters then Mumps would definitely take that oppurtunity that leads to an interesting story which leads to a restart, getting that opportunity, and making a video about it. Thanks DF. You're funny and amazing.

  • @joaquinalejandrovincent7634
    @joaquinalejandrovincent7634 7 лет назад +39

    we are suscribed to your chanel, we are monsters, we want blood, please try to trigger the final event

  • @pillsevans2947
    @pillsevans2947 7 лет назад +7

    his reaction to Pam's letter killed me 😂😂

  • @deadaccount2212
    @deadaccount2212 4 года назад +4

    "I'd love to show you my lightning rod~" Mumps 2017

  • @moardub
    @moardub 5 лет назад +6

    "Excellent I'd love to show you my lightning rod" - DangerouslyFunny 2019 lmao

  • @Cocogolem
    @Cocogolem 7 лет назад +56

    actually the last heart event gets triggered when you're doing the event with penny in the swimming pool, guess you need to divorce her again :3

  • @omarmoktadir3626
    @omarmoktadir3626 4 года назад +3

    I like how an innocent game was turned into kind of a horror game

  • @ungabunga1924
    @ungabunga1924 5 лет назад +4

    "Your toothbrush is missing"
    Well I choked for that line

  • @Bumskull
    @Bumskull 7 лет назад +104

    if the next video gets removed post it in pornhub

  • @lado.4386
    @lado.4386 5 лет назад +4

    Game: After Jas leaves you check your house-
    Me: *Starts drinking water*
    Game: Your bedsheets are in disarray and your toothbrush is missing-
    Me: *Chokes on water* WHAT THE FU-!

  • @alih1fan784
    @alih1fan784 5 лет назад +35

    I have a theory! Jas killed Luna, took some of her skin, made the doll out of it, hid the body where no-one could find it, then gave the creepy human-skin doll to you. You could be next!

  • @Ldshadowjoel
    @Ldshadowjoel 2 года назад

    This is probably my favorite channel cuz it's funny and u swear 🤪💅

  • @teddypuppy14
    @teddypuppy14 4 года назад +2

    0:16 - the closest thing to a laugh we'll probably ever hear

  • @hayleyirving8448
    @hayleyirving8448 5 лет назад +35

    *Good morning Luna, will you marry me I like you already*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Alyssa-hn4ys
    @Alyssa-hn4ys 7 лет назад +17

    SOOOoooo... is the 10 heart event coming heavy edited? I really want to see it!

  • @The_Missingnumber
    @The_Missingnumber 7 лет назад

    This is the first video to make me feel uncomfortable in 2 years... good job

  • @yippersman6128
    @yippersman6128 3 года назад

    Man only been watching your newer vids good to see you used to curse I got some mad respect df

  • @shadycactus6146
    @shadycactus6146 7 лет назад +12

    you should play yandere simulator, it'd be hilarious

  • @benjaminbeaudry8642
    @benjaminbeaudry8642 7 лет назад +4

    That cliffhanger though

  • @godofcheese66-14
    @godofcheese66-14 5 лет назад

    this gave me a legit sense of dread and a deep sinking feeling tha only get when im truly scared which doesn't happen often

  • @midnightmafiainc
    @midnightmafiainc 7 лет назад

    keep this going im in suspense lmaoo, liked and subcribed

  • @fallbees2488
    @fallbees2488 7 лет назад +9

    DF, this may not have to do much with the video, but are you planning to do another dont starve together with fans stream at any point? Just wondering, as you are one of the only you tubers I know that answer questions in the comment section (cool by the way)

  • @screamcc6947
    @screamcc6947 7 лет назад +6

    3am! the best time to watch Df

  • @xxburritobearxx1757
    @xxburritobearxx1757 3 года назад

    Been watching you for like 3+ years never heard you swear took me aback when you did it gotta get that ad rev

  • @SkullCrushingVideos
    @SkullCrushingVideos 7 лет назад

    i hope you will continue making these great vids even when you hit mil subs because im sure that will happen in no time

  • @emeraldpopcorn
    @emeraldpopcorn 7 лет назад +53

    Yay - I think I was first =D
    Holy crap just watched the video what the-
    How did I put such a happy comment?

  • @Himeyasha
    @Himeyasha 7 лет назад +3

    Fairly certain that you need to not be married with penny

  • @itsweb4118
    @itsweb4118 4 года назад +1

    Jas, what are you doing with that toothbrush?
    Jas no.
    NO, JAS STOP

  • @DandelionLamb
    @DandelionLamb 7 лет назад

    ahhh, its actually Pennys 10 heart event! so you have to memory wipe her (X and then go back through I suppose! The 10 heart event always gets me chills! Hope to see it from you soon :D

  • @CP-nt4lq
    @CP-nt4lq 5 лет назад +4

    "Age is just a number and
    Prison is just a room"

  • @carinalim4699
    @carinalim4699 6 лет назад +3

    THEORY: JAS IS A CLONE OF MONIKA AND/OR YURI FROM DDLC

  • @Happy_566
    @Happy_566 3 года назад +2

    1:05 CAUGHT SWEARING

  • @kaitlynsarchive
    @kaitlynsarchive 3 года назад

    OH MY GOD this was playing in the background while i did homework & when you said luna i jUMPED

  • @xxpinksheeploverxxxxpurple1006
    @xxpinksheeploverxxxxpurple1006 7 лет назад +7

    pls can you play the actual yandere simulator game?

  • @cel6535
    @cel6535 6 лет назад +5

    Omg JAS IS EVIL!! I could just imagine her sneaking into Luna's room and killing her,

  • @cristelromeave7414
    @cristelromeave7414 Год назад +1

    She reminds me of me when I was younger and her age, I was a scary ass yandere kid for characters, I'm 19 now and I'm still freightened but that kid of me still crawls on my back each time I get protective.o-o'

  • @Ultimaximus
    @Ultimaximus 7 лет назад +1

    If you still can't get the heart event to work, the save file could be edited to re-allow you to see it. Alternatively, you could make a new file and just use cheats to set up the relationship points. The final cutscene is worth watching, and it'll be safe for RUclips