Do Not Mess With Chris Distefano's Father // The Adam Carolla Show

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr 5 лет назад +373

    He tells this so much better on 9/11, after a vodka soda & an antihistamine.

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 4 года назад +4

      Keto guido

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 4 года назад +4

      That 911 bit was so good

    • @CraftedAds
      @CraftedAds 3 года назад +3

      Wrong, he’s suiting his tone to the feeling in the room, the mans a genius

    • @XpapricaX
      @XpapricaX 11 месяцев назад

      Ready to give a bj

    • @pigslave3
      @pigslave3 3 месяца назад

      wtf lmao 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @beesting26
    @beesting26 5 лет назад +121

    Chrissy... lock the door.

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr 3 года назад +148

    "Ain't nothin Chinese ever gonna take me down." - Chrissy D's dad on coronavirus

  • @joshuahernandez5180
    @joshuahernandez5180 3 года назад +70

    His dad is a straight up OG that pulled a goodfellas, the godfather mob boss power move. Straight legend.

  • @josephmarina2883
    @josephmarina2883 4 года назад +146

    Maybe seen more than there is but, Chris knows how to tell a story in the right tone for the occasion, he's an intelligent dude

    • @MadisonSpearslol
      @MadisonSpearslol 3 года назад +2

      He has a doctorate degree of course he’s smart

    • @matty4natty
      @matty4natty 3 года назад +1

      Kid is brilliant for sure. I heard once that he was in therapy and his therapist said “you should do comedy”...can you imagine Chrissy’s therapy sessions? Bananas 🍌

    • @CraftedAds
      @CraftedAds 3 года назад

      You are so so right. He’s mirroring the tone in the room and making the story suit that tone!

    • @rnchick1961
      @rnchick1961 3 года назад

      You either get smart in New York or you die, well now they just turn out stupid Democrats but oh well I guess

  • @mightisright
    @mightisright 5 лет назад +74

    Wow, a story so good the Aceman didn't interrupt.

    • @P51
      @P51 5 лет назад +1

      RIIIIIGHT?!

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 лет назад +4

      he did interrupt.... "wait a second"

  • @gunbei
    @gunbei 11 месяцев назад +7

    He said the kid never pressed charges but was supposed to. I wonder how that negotiation went lol

  • @pliny8308
    @pliny8308 3 года назад +41

    In a more serious interview he said the thing you had to know about his father was that wherever he was and whomever he met, he was the most liked person around. Even in his ex-wife's tony neighborhood he knew everybody, more people than she knew, and they all loved him. People are complicated. As for the skit about this that he did in a comedy club, I think his father probably lost God for what he did, not for what was done to him.

  • @geoffehresman2220
    @geoffehresman2220 5 лет назад +6

    respect.

  • @r.m.m.1333
    @r.m.m.1333 5 лет назад +82

    I imagine his dad is Joey Diaz

    • @Tttd-qy1ke
      @Tttd-qy1ke 5 лет назад +1

      Haha I did too!!!

    • @TNYC_728
      @TNYC_728 4 года назад

      Joey Diaz is a fat Puerto Rican not an Italian wise guy ... so makes no sense

    • @kennymccoy662
      @kennymccoy662 4 года назад +4

      Anthony Benardo Cuban. He means more the attitude and the way he talks

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 4 года назад

      Similar! Old guidos

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 4 года назад

      @@TNYC_728 cuban, dummy

  • @rnchick1961
    @rnchick1961 3 года назад +45

    This is the kind of man that made America great in the first place

    • @terrycullen3302
      @terrycullen3302 Месяц назад

      A lowlife that threatens people when their lowlife child hits some kid with a chair?

  • @JOSHHARRIS-v3w
    @JOSHHARRIS-v3w 11 месяцев назад +6

    Yeah you can’t disrespect a father like that in front of his kids. That’s just asking for problems 😭

  • @aussieaussie4848
    @aussieaussie4848 3 года назад +11

    Chrissy D's dad was definitely a top dog bookie

  • @MCShvabo
    @MCShvabo 5 лет назад +14

    Big Tony Ballz!

  • @crackheadbiden7269
    @crackheadbiden7269 Год назад +4

    Who says violence doesn’t solve anything?

  • @ae_frosty8549
    @ae_frosty8549 2 месяца назад

    I got hit a fair amount of times when I was a child, looking back I’m genuinely happy that my dad did that. Many will say it shows the parents in capabilities to use words but the truth is if the hitting is moderate and just as in you did something wrong so you got a just punishment. And it might just be me but getting hit built a new sense of dignity, integrity and respect that is still instilled in me to this day. Lessons that I will always remember sitting down talking to my dad after he hit me, and him explaining to me, it shaped my morals and made me a man not in the sense of oh I got hit a lot so now I’m a man but in a emotional level aswell being able to show empathy. I know that as long as there are people on the world there will always be those who dislike hitting, but for me it can make a better person

  • @shahad7268
    @shahad7268 5 лет назад +10

    i imagine his dad as john abruzzi

  • @TNYC_728
    @TNYC_728 4 года назад +19

    He admits a lot of the stuff he jokes about his father in an interview, is ACTUALLY about guys his father hung OUT with in Brooklyn . His dad was never a wise guy but his friends were

  • @eduardomartinez1222
    @eduardomartinez1222 5 лет назад +30

    Please go and search his stand-up, the story is better told in his show, is so hilarious and I pretty sure you gonna delight, thrust me
    (Chris distefano's 9/11 story)

    • @sarmenpm1304
      @sarmenpm1304 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/LM0V_m3N7I0/видео.html

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 4 года назад

      Ok we believe you, but is this really an appropriate place to ask people to thrust you? I mean this is youtube, not GRNDR.

    • @eduardomartinez1222
      @eduardomartinez1222 4 года назад

      @@Kennypowers51 hahaha just watch the freaking show, goddamn it! and go to feed your baby with lettuce

  • @Daingerous1
    @Daingerous1 5 лет назад +14

    I'm now a History Hyenas fan, cuzzie wuzzie

  • @The_Shape_
    @The_Shape_ 3 месяца назад +1

    Father taught him how to Be A Man

  • @mayasuuli2173
    @mayasuuli2173 10 месяцев назад +1

    im convinced chris's dad was in the mob

  • @CSC1steel
    @CSC1steel 7 месяцев назад +4

    Adam. Carolla is a dirbag for f’n up Chris’s story and flow like that.

  • @kalsakausatu3959
    @kalsakausatu3959 6 месяцев назад +1

    w dad

  • @mukhtiarmalik937
    @mukhtiarmalik937 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why this is not in any movie scene

  • @kingofcorridosfilm2154
    @kingofcorridosfilm2154 3 месяца назад

    Fuckin awesome 😅😅😅

  • @brofessortony
    @brofessortony 4 года назад +1

    Hey , Carrolla is looking pretty good for his age.

    • @Robert-bk1dm
      @Robert-bk1dm 9 месяцев назад

      Funny that you said that. Now I ain't no mo mo but I was watching his show the other day and thought to myself he has aged very well. Peace out.

  • @rolltidewhodat
    @rolltidewhodat 11 месяцев назад +3

    Carolla really ruined the end of this story

  • @tonelocrian
    @tonelocrian Месяц назад

    My question is :
    Where the hell is that kid that you put in a coma after all these years ?

  • @Frostyownz
    @Frostyownz 11 месяцев назад

    How did he get the parents or the other kid to drop the charges?

  • @Parloso
    @Parloso 3 года назад +1

    Chis…. Are YOU my Fucking Brother?

  • @Jasontyo
    @Jasontyo 11 месяцев назад +1

    The way things should be handled.

  • @smoky5448
    @smoky5448 2 года назад +1

    How do you zone out of this story?? Like bruh wtf

  • @slashplayz358
    @slashplayz358 11 месяцев назад +1

    His Dad is G

  • @Didgeridoo42
    @Didgeridoo42 11 месяцев назад +2

    Fuckin adam, sorry i tuned out in the middle of an excellent story, completely throwing off the momentum.

  • @smashtoad
    @smashtoad 10 месяцев назад

    I miss Gina. She was a solid side chair.

  • @tmoney3030
    @tmoney3030 11 месяцев назад

    tf he mean by his girl name wtf 😭

    • @E-0921
      @E-0921 11 месяцев назад

      Chris/Christopher masculine and Chrissy/Christie Feminine

  • @franciscobarajas5136
    @franciscobarajas5136 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bros lying thru his teeth 😅😅😅

  • @swannbaby11
    @swannbaby11 9 месяцев назад +1

    Glorifying his dad's bullsh like this is actually funny behavior...his dad is/was a criminal.

  • @steveocirinooo8703
    @steveocirinooo8703 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cool adam Corolla ruining your guests story by making some dumb unfunny irrelevant comment…. nicely done.

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 4 года назад

    Here’s the link ⇩ to Chris telling the whole story onstage in NYC on the anniversary of 9/11. He mixed vodka with an antihistamine so he’s a little crazy, but it makes it even better.
    ruclips.net/video/LM0V_m3N7I0/видео.html

  • @low_vibration
    @low_vibration 3 года назад

    a real goombah

  • @Dandaangy
    @Dandaangy Год назад +1

    Bros dad is Tony soprano

  • @jerijahbarriere9263
    @jerijahbarriere9263 Год назад +2

    🧢 idc who your father is. He would’ve put his hands on me. That would’ve been the last time he threatened someone

    • @Cavpal
      @Cavpal 5 месяцев назад

      Sure, I bet you'd be on the ground, bleeding out from a knife wound.
      Tough façades don't work in the real world, chump.

  • @zoothief
    @zoothief Месяц назад

    Sick of his dad being a badass bit. Not cool not funny

  • @PANTER1389
    @PANTER1389 3 месяца назад

    Shit story😂

  • @nidus638
    @nidus638 Год назад +1

    Never happened

  • @universal7564
    @universal7564 4 года назад

    This is late night talk show material, not shitty podcast. No offence