"I should ignore it and be polite, it's more comfortable for all of us if I don't pick between left and wrong" Setting up a rhyme and making it fall flat to accentuate the point. This song is amazing.
It was hilarious, but my overall feeling in 2024 was more gratitude than anything else. Gratitude that we still have sane, funny people who can recognize how crazy [some] people are.
This reminds me of a quote that I can't quite remember but basically that people think that free speach means that someone's ignorance has the same weight and value to a conversation as an educated opinion. Like when Flat Earth people want to argue with Astro-Physicists about why the water doesn't go spinning off of the Earth, or say things like, "Well but how do you know the original theory of gravity is correct." And then a physicist explains the history and the calculations and the multiple experiments done and the idea that we found a black hole in space we didn't know about because calculations told astro-physicists something should be there and it just took finding the right way to interpret background radiation data to "see" that something we couldn't visibly see is there. And then someone is like, NO I disagree (just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean you are allowed to say it is wrong).
Google defines "bimbo" as "an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object." Okay so three attributes. Attractive? Check. I think they're attractive. Empty headed? Apparently not. You might not agree with what's in their head but it's not empty. A willing sex partner? Not with you.
Wow, not only another great song but holy shit do I admire your frickin' ability to memorize lyrics. As an older dude, I've completely given up memorizing my songs. Lyric sheets all the way. You two are truly amazing.
@@davidodonovan1699 when abortion happens, it's not even a fetus. it's a clump of cells. it can't feel, it can't live. it's like a virus, it's not alive. that's not murder
Garfunkel & Oates are back! Yeah!!!!!! The world is better place with your comedy. Thanks for posting the lyrics. A doctor I know is prescribing one new song a week so that all (the US and ... the world) can survive until the midterm elections. ;-)
"A desert".... with acres of sand called CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MCNBC, PBS, NPR, SNL, Colbert, Noah, Kimmel, Meyers, Oliver, Bee, AP, NYT, WaPo, .... and these two idiots. The "glasses of water" are Fox News and the measly AM radio band.
Bob and Kim Rivard Uhmmm... more like you are very "thirsty" for something. The glass of water would be worth more then its weight in gold, same for these two ladies.
Judging by the look in their eyes, I think that it's Ricky (in yellow) that had the bad experience with conservative, crypto-currency, digital accountant, greedy, Christian, Dan.
You are correct! Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
@@FluffySucks Well, there seems to be a pattern here. Now I'm thinking I should probably date Riki just so she can write a song about which areas I can improve in.
So happy that you're back! You two simply amaze me with your lyrics! Every song--and this one is an Ur-example--is filled with massively clever wordplay that's both riotously funny and advances the song at the same time. You're a treasure, and I hope you keep writing songs together for the rest of your lives!
Both sides can laugh at the complete destruction of social wellbeing. Both sides can laugh at the agonizing atomization people are subjected to. Both sides can laugh at how our lives are dissected and then sold for a price. Both sides can laugh, actually, can laugh at it all!
Traditional conservatives are actually reserved, polite and don’t brag about themselves, or do petty mud slinging, because it’s regarded as uncouth (improper). Trump is non of that. Trump is a typical narcissist with all of the traits. And zero self restraint. And there’s enough GOP that act more like unhinged fascists. Real conservatives that are even keeled would get more respect and far holes made about them. Trump is the quintessential figure that was used to divided up America. And guess which countries are benefiting from this disruption?
As a Dan in IT, I may feel somewhat targeted, but I have a sense of humor and agree more with Kate and Riki on many things. Ya'll need to come to DragonCon!
Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind man A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of shit A man who's never written music but thinks he can A republican crypto currency guy like Dan Thank you, digital accountant Dan For explaining how to write a song I wouldn't have known to choose a topic Before you, you, Dan, you came along Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts And send them all to you So you can make sure it doesn't offend The conservative point of view You say it's time to pop my liberal bubble And reach across the aisle Find levity in relatable things That can make the red and blue states smile Because comedy should be inclusive And connect with the other half It should make us all feel comfortable So both sides can laugh Well, I'm going to take your advice, computer Dan And write something bipartisan So here's my song Don't you hate it when you're liberal and you're stuck in traffic Now I'm late for my big meeting Don't you hate it when you're conservative and your inlaws are here Oh brother what's your mother gonna say Don't you hate it when you're liberal and you lose your glasses How can I find my glasses without my glasses Or when you're a conservative and your gun control policies enable constant, senseless, devastating mass shootings Isn't it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha We're really not that different We should come together as one With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes You know comedy can just be fun So let's all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh Don't you hate it when you're liberal and a song's in your head Maureen I'm not a theater person Or when you're conservative and your podcast won't load It'll only play an ad from blue apron Don't you hate when you're liberal and you can't stop crying Boo hoo I want civil rights Or when you're conservative and your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on twitter Isn't it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha In this time of political turmoil I should ignore it and be polite It's more comfortable for all of us If I don't pick between left and wrong So let's all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh If I want a ceasefire to transpire Stop preaching to the whining lefty choirEmbrace the climate change denier Give every joke a qualifier With harmless, responsible comedy Where we all feel good about our choices That recognizes everyone As equally valid political voices Comedians should be on the medians And put a premium on obedience Be through with mental acuity Find unity through ambiguity All this complaining and exaggerating Is actually just exacerbating The futility and hypocrisy Of the left wing aristocracy Let go of the same old blue shtick Stop trying to skew shit I sound like a mouthy shrew chick Acoustic music isn't psychotherapeutic I need to get a clue quick If I want to accrue new RUclips clicks Subdue this taboo shit I spew Find a new, more palatable point of view Well you underestimated me Cause I don't look like the enemy My tentacles are venom-y A musical comedy sea anemone But I should say it's okay That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol And it's fine that voted for Voldemort As long as your reasons were purely fiscal Oh, you're just greedy, I didn't realize, that's fine So let's all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh What do you think, Dan, how did I do I can't believe I used to write songs that had point of view Being general's always better for comedy it's true Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you
Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
"I should ignore it and be polite, it's more comfortable for all of us if I don't pick between left and wrong"
Setting up a rhyme and making it fall flat to accentuate the point.
This song is amazing.
it really isnt
@@Heizemann more like atheist and idiot
"Thank only christian god for you" is a gem of a line lol
the USSC agrees
6 yeast ago and still poping the charts
Thank you
Hey, it's Jesus!
sup J-Dawg
Hey Jesus hmu need a little cash and eternal life - thx!
J-dog
Thanks, Jesus
"Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine" daaang
This is amazing and Riki’s face during the “laughing” is amazing
RIGHT?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Rikki always the one bringing that yang energy.
OMG HAHAHAHA
Oh my god please stay this platform needs talent and sass and sarcasm and I’ve missed it god IVE MISSED IT.
:(
I laughed so hard that both my sides hurt.
You're doing it right then.
Isn't it great when both sides can hurt?
It was hilarious, but my overall feeling in 2024 was more gratitude than anything else. Gratitude that we still have sane, funny people who can recognize how crazy [some] people are.
"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEFT AND WRONG "--I love it!
Is that actually one of their lyrics? Stupid bitches.
These guys are amazing. Tim Minchin-levels of wordplay, good voices and tempo. More of this, please!
Imagine these two, Bo, & Tim doing a world tour together.
@@mysterylovescompany2657and Al!
This reminds me of a quote that I can't quite remember but basically that people think that free speach means that someone's ignorance has the same weight and value to a conversation as an educated opinion. Like when Flat Earth people want to argue with Astro-Physicists about why the water doesn't go spinning off of the Earth, or say things like, "Well but how do you know the original theory of gravity is correct." And then a physicist explains the history and the calculations and the multiple experiments done and the idea that we found a black hole in space we didn't know about because calculations told astro-physicists something should be there and it just took finding the right way to interpret background radiation data to "see" that something we couldn't visibly see is there. And then someone is like, NO I disagree (just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean you are allowed to say it is wrong).
It's been 84 years...
*17
Is that in reference to something that flew over my head?
Titanic reference
Its been one week since you looked at me....
I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!
I'm offensive and I find this conservative
edit: I'm so glad you two are posting on youtube again
I want to give you a thumbs up, but it's at 666 at the moment and that's just too perfect.
I just gave that the 777th like
It's passed that now. You can go ahead and give them that thumb if you still want.
bimbo liberals.
Google defines "bimbo" as "an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object." Okay so three attributes. Attractive? Check. I think they're attractive. Empty headed? Apparently not. You might not agree with what's in their head but it's not empty. A willing sex partner? Not with you.
Wow, not only another great song but holy shit do I admire your frickin' ability to memorize lyrics. As an older dude, I've completely given up memorizing my songs. Lyric sheets all the way. You two are truly amazing.
Gene Burnett in some video they had they showed lyrics sheets near the camera. I still couldn't read those tongue twisters.
Me neither!
Agreed!
Last 10 years of gigging I've had to write down the chords,too! ♫
@@barkbarkwoof1 Frank Sinatra needed a teleprompter towards the end of his career.
You two are fantastic. Glad to see you're still playing and writing together. The world needs more of Garfunkel and Oates
You guys are so damn clever it hurts me inside. On that note, LOVED IT. Glad to see new stuff. :)
There is nothing scarier than Riki´s fake angry laugh.
and her death stare :)
I like how Riki's was angry and Kate's was more utterly terrified
I missed you girls soo much
Same
Agree, great to see (hear?) another song.
Izzban - exactly
You wouldn't believe how excited i was to see this notification. For the record, that was a different Dan.
mmmmmhhmm
We will see
#NotThatDan
#NotAllDans
#DansUnite
"Ok time for your fake laughs"
Kate: *underwhelming awkward laugh*
Riki: *overexpressive screeching laugh*
Actually having seen Kate on interviews, that's her actual laugh.
I have been subscribed for TWO YEARS and now I finally have something to watch!
Please upload more, PLEASE. I beg of you. You girls rock! :)
This level of pettiness is what I strive towards
For another great lesson, check out Tim Minchin's "Thank You God"
So psyched to see a new video from the two of you. I'm sure Dan is very happy too. I mean, how can he not be?
Lebofilms Because he's Dan...
The fake laughter killed me
For me it was Garfunkel's sardonic look afterwards.
Justin Chery it creeped me out so much
It's like they spent the last 3 years perfecting those facial expressions.
For me, Miccuci's "Oh shit, I'm terrified" face during the fake laughter is what makes it land.
"It's more comfortable for all of us if I don't choose between left and wrong" made me smile lol.
I have the feeling there's some subtle sarcasm here. Is anyone else picking up on this?
ECK138
It’s extremely subtle, but I THINK you’re right! Not sure though.
800 IQ here, and after my 11th listen I actually detected some very discreet sarcasm
Barely noticeable. Like a field mouse in tall grass. Or two freight trains colliding at high speed.
Welcome back guys!
Can't wait to hear more.
Who else just hums these songs for hours of the day. My favorite of their songs is this one and 50/50. Both have great topics and beats
Considering most of their songs sound alike it’s easy to hum along for hours.....
I always randomly burst out, "what's gonna happen to you Chris?!"😂
Name a more iconic rap duo
Rosie Moy Killer B and Naruto
Hiphopopotamus & Rhymenoceros.
Run-DMC
Rosie Moy El-P and Killer Mike
Fanboy and Chum Chum
This is easily one of my favorite videos I've ever watched. You make the point so succintly. Thank you so much for this!
Oh my God yes!!! I was legit binge watching the older videos last week!
Hello Police? Yes, I just witnessed a murder.
Oh, you mean Planned Parenthood? Yeah, they do that all the time.
@Gavin I'm 32 years old.
@Gavin So yes. I would prefer to be called a sexist. Because I believe in reality. Not political correctness.
@@davidodonovan1699 you don't seem to understand the meaning of the word "sexist"
@@davidodonovan1699 when abortion happens, it's not even a fetus. it's a clump of cells. it can't feel, it can't live. it's like a virus, it's not alive. that's not murder
"I shouldn't choose between left and wrong" > literally any other lyric ever made
OMG! I hope this Dan really exists... If only because I really want him to have this expression I'm imagining he's making right now.
Garfunkel & Oates are back! Yeah!!!!!! The world is better place with your comedy. Thanks for posting the lyrics. A doctor I know is prescribing one new song a week so that all (the US and ... the world) can survive until the midterm elections. ;-)
"community through ambiguity" was really the gem for me here.
I've never heard two people sing so in sync before, wow. And damn that's a long song to remember, go team!
Holy shit I'm so happy you guys are back! And what an amazing and hilarious song.
Now I just have "Maureen, I'm not a theater person!!" looping in my head. Not even the rest of the song, just that part.
I love you both for this. For most your work, but a lot for this today. Bravo! Thank you for sharing your fun!
Glad you are back ladies. This is wonderful, as always. Thank you.
THANKS FOR LYRICS BECAUSE I'M FRENCH. LOVE YOU
Maybe I may be imagining it, but there might be a slight possibility that this song is sarcastic.
Nah. No chance in hell.
Gee, ya think, InRealTime769?
InRealTime769 nah
Are you really Sheldon Cooper?
Like a glass of water in a desert.
"A desert".... with acres of sand called CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MCNBC, PBS, NPR, SNL, Colbert, Noah, Kimmel, Meyers, Oliver, Bee, AP, NYT, WaPo, .... and these two idiots. The "glasses of water" are Fox News and the measly AM radio band.
Bob and Kim Rivard
Uhmmm... more like you are very "thirsty" for something.
The glass of water would be worth more then its weight in gold, same for these two ladies.
kevin willems
Strong words Kevin. But true also.
Hello from the Left Coast! Love your work through the years. You totally ROCK IT. Keep it going. YOU INSPIRE!
Love it, so great to have you back and posting here!
How can I find my glasses *_WHITHOUT MY GLASSES_* 😱?!?!?!?!!!!
first world problems: liberal edition
Haha wait a minute, this wasn't bipartisan at all, YOU TRICKED ME!!
They lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that!
Matthew Allen no kidding, I know someone with your exact name
Oh Dan! Are you really surprised? After all, they "are" liberal! ;)
2:16 left and wrong 😂
I’m dead 🤣
dani hydrant more like wrong and wrong
Are you a Digital Accountant?
Pauly and is he named Dan... 😂
@Max Roderick we don't all do that - just a chosen few...
2:26 and onwards is the best melody/sound/etc that I've heard in ages, so good!
Thank you! Priceless. Simply Priceless!
#NotallDans
Dan lives matter.
#DanToo
My dumbass searching the word Notall on google.
Omg cutest
i am also a dan. :(
The face they make while laughing is just too hilarious
I don't know about you but something tells me these fine ladies might in fact have some sort of an opinion after all.
Yeah!!!...Glad to hear you gals singing again!!!! It has been fun watching you both on "Big Bang" however!
It’s funny how these two can be so different yet both are so beautiful! It’s because they are both smart and can make you laugh. Truly gorgeous women.
I missed you guys so much
Wow, it has been a while! I don't mind if it's for such a great song! Love it!
Judging by the look in their eyes, I think that it's Ricky (in yellow) that had the bad experience with conservative, crypto-currency, digital accountant, greedy, Christian, Dan.
You are correct! Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
Kate's facial journey is epic and deserves odes of its own.
Yes!! So happy that you guys are back :)
Glad to see you’re back!
Cryptocurrency guy named Dan?
That has to be a John Oliver reference
JJF Rants I think it's some one that wrote them.
Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
@@FluffySucks Well, there seems to be a pattern here. Now I'm thinking I should probably date Riki just so she can write a song about which areas I can improve in.
@@DrZaius3141 I'm guessing that's not the only reason you'd date her. :)
Welcome back!!!
honestly its amazing you were able to sing that whole bridge without tripping over your words
Intelligence, savvy, and wit... right down to the last line! Much love to you two.
It’s great how the Garfunkel & Oates comment section reads more like Reddit than RUclips. That’s how you know they’re right.
Reddit is 95% liberal, man. This reads like /pol.
"who is here in 2021 ?"
If there's a comedy hall of fame, you two had damn well better be in it.
So epic. I wonder if this was based on a real experience. Sounds like there's a real Dan out there.
The only thing they changed was his name probably
You ladies are awesome. Was fun to watch and listen to. Great video
They're BAAAAAAACK!!!! I missed you ladies!!
Dan made them so angry that it made them get out of a hiatus just to sing about it
I love thinking that Dan is probably a real person 😂
So happy that you're back! You two simply amaze me with your lyrics! Every song--and this one is an Ur-example--is filled with massively clever wordplay that's both riotously funny and advances the song at the same time. You're a treasure, and I hope you keep writing songs together for the rest of your lives!
more! I WANT MORE! NOW NOW NOW! Missed you guys!
Missed this!!! So glad to have another video!!
Both sides can laugh at the complete destruction of social wellbeing. Both sides can laugh at the agonizing atomization people are subjected to. Both sides can laugh at how our lives are dissected and then sold for a price. Both sides can laugh, actually, can laugh at it all!
Voldemort 😂
Sari Mercury Couldn't agree more
How dare you lower Voldemort to that level...he'd never be that obvious
Please do another tour!
Great to see a video from the two of you again. Love your comedy/music and I hope you keep having fun.
This song offended me in so many ways. I like Trump, I'm a Christian, and I'm a conservative.... But I still laughed... SO STINKING HARD
Traditional conservatives are actually reserved, polite and don’t brag about themselves, or do petty mud slinging, because it’s regarded as uncouth (improper). Trump is non of that. Trump is a typical narcissist with all of the traits. And zero self restraint.
And there’s enough GOP that act more like unhinged fascists. Real conservatives that are even keeled would get more respect and far holes made about them.
Trump is the quintessential figure that was used to divided up America. And guess which countries are benefiting from this disruption?
As a Dan in IT, I may feel somewhat targeted, but I have a sense of humor and agree more with Kate and Riki on many things. Ya'll need to come to DragonCon!
Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind man
A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of shit
A man who's never written music but thinks he can
A republican crypto currency guy like Dan
Thank you, digital accountant Dan
For explaining how to write a song
I wouldn't have known to choose a topic
Before you, you, Dan, you came along
Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts
And send them all to you
So you can make sure it doesn't offend
The conservative point of view
You say it's time to pop my liberal bubble
And reach across the aisle
Find levity in relatable things
That can make the red and blue states smile
Because comedy should be inclusive
And connect with the other half
It should make us all feel comfortable
So both sides can laugh
Well, I'm going to take your advice, computer Dan
And write something bipartisan
So here's my song
Don't you hate it when you're liberal and you're stuck in traffic
Now I'm late for my big meeting
Don't you hate it when you're conservative and your inlaws are here
Oh brother what's your mother gonna say
Don't you hate it when you're liberal and you lose your glasses
How can I find my glasses without my glasses
Or when you're a conservative and your gun control policies enable constant, senseless, devastating mass shootings
Isn't it great when both sides can laugh
Hahahahahahaha
We're really not that different
We should come together as one
With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes
You know comedy can just be fun
So let's all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
Don't you hate it when you're liberal and a song's in your head
Maureen I'm not a theater person
Or when you're conservative and your podcast won't load
It'll only play an ad from blue apron
Don't you hate when you're liberal and you can't stop crying
Boo hoo I want civil rights
Or when you're conservative and your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on twitter
Isn't it great when both sides can laugh
Hahahahahahaha
In this time of political turmoil
I should ignore it and be polite
It's more comfortable for all of us
If I don't pick between left and wrong
So let's all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
If I want a ceasefire to transpire
Stop preaching to the whining lefty choirEmbrace the climate change denier
Give every joke a qualifier
With harmless, responsible comedy
Where we all feel good about our choices
That recognizes everyone
As equally valid political voices
Comedians should be on the medians
And put a premium on obedience
Be through with mental acuity
Find unity through ambiguity
All this complaining and exaggerating
Is actually just exacerbating
The futility and hypocrisy
Of the left wing aristocracy
Let go of the same old blue shtick
Stop trying to skew shit
I sound like a mouthy shrew chick
Acoustic music isn't psychotherapeutic
I need to get a clue quick
If I want to accrue new RUclips clicks
Subdue this taboo shit I spew
Find a new, more palatable point of view
Well you underestimated me
Cause I don't look like the enemy
My tentacles are venom-y
A musical comedy sea anemone
But I should say it's okay
That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol
And it's fine that voted for Voldemort
As long as your reasons were purely fiscal
Oh, you're just greedy, I didn't realize, that's fine
So let's all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
What do you think, Dan, how did I do
I can't believe I used to write songs that had point of view
Being general's always better for comedy it's true
Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you
Love the Scooby-Doo reference how can I find my glasses if I don't have my glasses
I saw you guys on tv an this song got stuck in my head for a few days. Its great.
Everything you guys do is utterly genius, please never stop!
Yay! You're back! ❤
Someone named Dan pissed them off and I love it.
Just saw a LIVE performance of this song and before they started it Riki & Kate explain who Dan was... RIKI: "Recently, unbeknownst to me, I dated a Republican. Yeah, he told me on our third date...and...ummm...he said that the problem with us dating would be that he would be embarrassed to introduce me to his family because of our material. So, great guy! But the good thing is he had advice on how we could write the kind of songs where both sides can laugh. He kept using that term." KATE: "Yeah, both sides can laugh and he actually had a lot of helpful hints on how to write a song but he was not a songwriter..." RIKI: "...he worked at like a bitcoin type place. It wasn't quite bitcoin, like the BING of bitcoin." KATE: "But anyway, we were thankful for his helpful advice, and we took it and we wrote this song."
W(what)TF happened to ROSE?
Thank you for everything you've done. You just helped me get through another day surrounded by.... That.
You ladies are absolutely brilliant. Great job!
So glad to see you guys are back. I look forward to a funny song.
We missed you! This will really rustle some jimmies :'}
Dan just got the most savage beating on the internet.
Like such a beating that his christianmingle account just disappeared.
"Oh! You're just greedy, I didn't realize, that's fine"
I'm so happy you are uploading again.
Yayyy ur bacccc
all the likes are actually from all the steves in the world because now dan is now the jerk name.
My name is Steve...and I liked the video so...point proven?
looks like it!
And the Chads are also glad to get a break.
True true.
djmistiqo so that's why I like this song-Steve
*THE LEGENDS ARE BACK*
we need this
I missed this so much... more pls more!
These chicks are absolutely hilarious! How have I never heard them before?