Theres a fine line between being a dom and being sent to prison for assault with a deadly weapon. Hospitals legally are required to report injuries that are suspicious.
Yeah... an "unbreakable sub" who tends to mouth off to the doms... kinda sounds like he might not be a sub to me in that case. Torture kink? Maybe, but definitely not submissive.
After hundereds of shorts I have concluded your shop deals exclusively in bdsm gear, nieche post mortem memorabilia, and witchcraft spell components... I'm terrified that God allowed a shopkeeper of such immense power exist in a world of mere mortals
@@jonathan9999fy after taking my headphones off, that was my second thought until I found the comment about this being a rooster (and playing it back a few times to hear it better 😅)
Only if AutumnIvy gets a hold of it. I’ve resigned myself to think of her as a fictional character because I’m too afraid of the knowledge that she’s an actual person, because that implies that these skits are all real.
Ever since the video that included the description of the "human chandelier", follow on videos make me giggle. The ambiance of foot and hand prints on the ceiling, just quietly hanging out in subsequent videos lol
Probably something close to that actually. If this sub got a hard spanking with vampire gloves and still had issues with subspace, then that implement might be the ticket.
Not uncommon, apparently. It's often the toughest, always-on types that desperately need some time off by being a sub. The Emperor of Mankind would sure rank as one of those jobs!
@@edwardbryan9501If it makes you feel better, I saw this represented as donuts once... that was a whole different idea... On the good side, hey, chocolate AND strawberry frosting on one donut! 😂
I'm not into 'the lifestyle', but from this conversation I think this might be a bit over the line on "safe, sane, and consensual". Just my vanilla-flavored opinion, is all.
Nothing is 100% safe and my play partner's psychosis means nothing she does is truly sane... RACK and PRICK have been the acronyms of choice for a couple of decades. :)
If it's not causing damage and it's desired... what's the issue? Some people are just built tougher. I've done things that would have put someone else on the floor before, but that's because I can handle a lot. Is it over the line for me to take what I can handle if it's enjoyable and does no damage? I don't do that stuff anymore, but just saying. This device doesn't even look that bad.
It took me like a year to figure out what they were making in these videos. I thought he was a blacksmith, making weird weapons or something, but eventually I guess it just kinda clicked. I still watch. I don’t know why, but I still watch.
Dude, just start moving up in objects. I had this one friend that asked if he could barrow my bat, and now he’s on the news. And so is my now shit covered bat. It works.
If someone genuinely considers using that on their partner they are not being safe. That will cause actual injury... maybe consider when your kink becomes leather clad domestic abuse.
"Ass tougher than a Nokia phone". God made him a different breed
Hey some are just built different and some are just BUILT
"Im here to dominate you."
"Pfft, whatever lets see your A game."
_breaks out boss' invention_
"My safe word is 'blacksmith' 😢 "
god has nothing to do with it, that is all fae magic.
just don't say 'breed' out loud around him. 😅
as the saying goes... you can only cut diamonds with other diamonds... >:3
the last line "tougher than a nokia" goes so well with the "mmmm" at the beginning perfect loop lmao
Came here to say this too
He's literally built Nokia like that boy doesn't know the idea of pain
John: You should really read the paperwork
Boss: Check cleared, thats all I care about
Adding to this, as Boss once sang...ooooh I'm a dirty money slut doo dah doo dah
Accurate
Honestly
Yup
When its for John's group, thats reasonable
No matter my sleep, my mood or the doom and gloom in the news, your skits NEVER cease to make me chuckle
Considering the stuff John is into I don't think boss reads it on purpose to keep his mind at least somewhat clean
His mind may be clean(er), but his sadistic side has been released
Theres a fine line between being a dom and being sent to prison for assault with a deadly weapon. Hospitals legally are required to report injuries that are suspicious.
Yeah... an "unbreakable sub" who tends to mouth off to the doms... kinda sounds like he might not be a sub to me in that case. Torture kink? Maybe, but definitely not submissive.
He's the M in bdsm. Pure masochist.
@@shungokusatsulol Me fr..
@@Jason_Altea or he just gets off on punishment
Well, the secret is consent.
After hundereds of shorts I have concluded your shop deals exclusively in bdsm gear, nieche post mortem memorabilia, and witchcraft spell components... I'm terrified that God allowed a shopkeeper of such immense power exist in a world of mere mortals
Eh, he does make the custom knife here and there, too. So there's that. But yeah, dude seriously belongs in some weird modern D&D Shop, LOL. 😂
@@kateshiningdeer3334BD&DSM?
@@adamjones5607the Venn diagram of kinky people and D&D resembles a circle sometimes.
@@spudthepugI mean, both can have Dungeon Masters....
My impression is that he just doesnt ask too many questions
"ass tougher than a Nokia phone" well, I guess some people are in fact built different 🤣
There are other areas you can spank besides the butt. And i bet your sub will beg you to stop.
The rooster scream when he says "gifted an unbreakable sub" haha
I had to take my headphones off cause I thought my kid was yelling at me 😂😂
Yeah, I thought it was my neighbour again.
thought it was one of his kids havin a fit
@@jonathan9999fy after taking my headphones off, that was my second thought until I found the comment about this being a rooster (and playing it back a few times to hear it better 😅)
Rumor has it that that was the lippy sub
"Domi-NAUGHT-rix friend" 😂😂😂😂😂the pronunciation is by far the funniest part of the vid
Dominatrix: *swings* TAKE THAT NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!
Sub:..................
Dominatrix: Please tell me you felt that.
Sub: I, felt the impact?
Try coating the tines in Carolina Reaper Pepper puree.
@@kaziglu8344MUHFUGGA YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH! I love this idea!
Ooh shit! 😂 @@kaziglu8344
@@kaziglu8344 nah pepper x
That could be dangerous tbf, some people feel less pain than their body is actually taking in damage... dude's gonna end up in hospital :/
"given up on putting him into subspace," holy shit 😂
The loopback got me on that one. 'With an ass tougher than a Nokia phone!' 'MMMH.'
Same😂
You too, huh?
I DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL I SAW THIS!!!
IM DYING😂😂😂
Lol, was going to say the same
Oh damn😂
my favorite part of this is the fact the paddle is shaped like the good ol "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" 😂
Okay if your butt is tougher then a Nokia phone quite working the glutes, it should not be that hard!
Buns of steel baby
@@Lets_Go_UWmore like buns of titanium or perhaps even adamantium😂
Walnut butt is something that is crazy
@@videoaddict1178no he has buns of nokiaium
I wouldn't quit, just have more dinner, it is good to have a firm body but you shouldn't ever drop bellow 10% body fat, it isn't good for the heart.
Did anyone else hear that scream in the background when John says “gifted an unbreakable”?
Yeah, freaked me out.
those chickens want in on the fun
Heard it too
The day that boss says “Challenge accepted” in an even tone is the day John goes back to church.
the rooster in the background had me thinking someone was getting stabbed lmaooo
I propose we name this one the eulogy because that's going to have to come after she uses that thing
Only if AutumnIvy gets a hold of it. I’ve resigned myself to think of her as a fictional character because I’m too afraid of the knowledge that she’s an actual person, because that implies that these skits are all real.
@@Hoshimaru57the voice actress/cosplayer??
Not if his ass really is tougher than a Nokia phone.
Oh he's made worse. So, so much worse.
Ever since the video that included the description of the "human chandelier", follow on videos make me giggle. The ambiance of foot and hand prints on the ceiling, just quietly hanging out in subsequent videos lol
I saw the hand shape and said "thats no brush"
Oh it is. It's a 'brush with death'.
@@mithrildragonlh_The brush of unconventional pleasure_
Two in the pinky, one in the stinky
@nomicon9359 bro the sub is a man.. idk what kind of pink you are talkin about
@@captainc0rgi good point
This is turning into a 'tell me your kinks without telling me your kinks' channel.
Like a shriveled up old man once said.
"Do It."
"JUST DO IT!"
"I can't, I'm too weak"
"I can't, I'm too weak"
@@OrinyxRyderthat one's not that shriveled... or old. Funny how one word can change the reference tho
@@slickmann1 it was a joke, man... just let it slide
Sub: didn't feel it
Me: *brings in mule* well, we tried being nice
Wasn’t expecting to learn something new about myself when I clicked on the blacksmith guy video, but here we are.
If you're new, welcome to the dungeon, where clean minds come to get a little dirty...
Congrats!
@@Serene80 And where some of us realize we have finally found our homes.
@TimeSurfer206 Oh, absolutely! I actually have limits, unlike John, but that's what makes families great!
Achievement Unlocked!
From someone into the lifestyle but currently not practicing, this is what I call a "HARD FUCKING NO"
Simply A Skill Issue™️ 😂
I thought the grunt at the beginning was a grunt of approval at the end that his creation was gonna break that Nokia phone ass
now i wonder, what would the ACTUAL order look like?
My guess is some sort of blunt weapon pulled fromthe darkest corner of medieval fantasy
That is the actual order? He said he built it to spec, just didn't realize what it was for...
Probably something close to that actually. If this sub got a hard spanking with vampire gloves and still had issues with subspace, then that implement might be the ticket.
Probably the mace of Molag Bal
he'd probably put a lacquer on it, add a leather grip with a Wii mote strap and call it a day probably.
That sub sounds like a male version of Darkness from Konosuba.
"unbreakable? We'll see about that."
Boss probably
Actually you dont even want to break somebody because, well then they are broken. But you can form then with a lot of training.
Plot twist John is that SUB
I mean it is his dom friend.
Being unbreakable has perks, although it's difficult to find that person that can make you weak in the knees
Do you go to therapy or is that your coping mechanism for your mental illness?
Are you speaking from experience? Lol
@ViviBuchlaw Coincidently enough, I am speaking from experience ^~^
The God Emperor of Mankind had a Sub fetish? Who knew.
Not uncommon, apparently. It's often the toughest, always-on types that desperately need some time off by being a sub. The Emperor of Mankind would sure rank as one of those jobs!
Cease this slaanesheian heresy
Always love the adult humor, god i kove being apart of that community lmao
As a star trek fan, I've never heard the word "subspace" used in a context other than the actual sci-fi meaning, but I guess it fits, 😂.
Not gonna lie it looped so well it seemed like he was more than willing to put the sub in his place
Does anyone else notice a finger missing from that paddle?
To Boss: Is your hand ok? If you lost a finger, my condolences.
It's a kink hand sign meaning two in the pink one in the stink...
@@GalaxydragonpieOh. Now I wish I didn't know.
@@edwardbryan9501If it makes you feel better, I saw this represented as donuts once... that was a whole different idea...
On the good side, hey, chocolate AND strawberry frosting on one donut! 😂
@@kateshiningdeer3334Nope. Don't tell. I don't want to know.
@@kateshiningdeer3334
_What_ in the Cursed Confectionery?!?
The rooster in the background just makes it so perfect
If John said the ass was tougher than a Nokia 3310, then I would say the dominatrix was lying.
"John!"
"Yeeees boss?"
Always makes me laugh
"Subspace" *Gets Brawl flashbacks*
*SMASH* Bros 💀
I'm sure he'll find that paddle quite the shocker
My man has the universal seat.
"He's got an ass tougher than a Nokia phone" is THE brand new sentence of they year
Shared this to a kink fb group I am In, everyone just laughed lol
gross
This man made a "shocker" shaped paddle 😂😂😂
I'm not into 'the lifestyle', but from this conversation I think this might be a bit over the line on "safe, sane, and consensual". Just my vanilla-flavored opinion, is all.
Nothing is 100% safe and my play partner's psychosis means nothing she does is truly sane... RACK and PRICK have been the acronyms of choice for a couple of decades. :)
Yeah, I'm pretty vanilla and some of the more extreme stuff just seems like weird versions of self-harm...
Oh thank goodness...was starting to think I was crazy...er.
They probably play under the other popular BDSM acronym "R.A.C.K." Risk Aware Consensual Kink.
If it's not causing damage and it's desired... what's the issue? Some people are just built tougher. I've done things that would have put someone else on the floor before, but that's because I can handle a lot. Is it over the line for me to take what I can handle if it's enjoyable and does no damage? I don't do that stuff anymore, but just saying. This device doesn't even look that bad.
If his ass is stronger than a Nokia phone, nothing short of the heat death of the universe will break him. And that's still a maybe.
Will need an update for this one eventually 🤣 🤣 🤣
That update isnt gonna be available on youtube lmao
The Nokia phone comment then immediate cut back to the "mm." at the beginning was HILARIOUS
Name a profession that requires an ass tougher than a Nokia phone.
1]Ford 750SD DRW truck driver
The end tied in excellently to the beginning there :D
I fucking love the rooster in the background 😂😂😂
“…ass tougher than a Nokia phone.” Ohhhh GOD I NEED him
The fact that the hand is shaped at 2 in the pink 1 in the stink position just makes this even better😂😂
Lol can't tell if that's a kid or animal hollering in the background lol
Definitely a rooster.
Loop comedy
"He's got an ask like a Nokia phone."
*satisfied grunting*
Leathersmith in Canada was fined and forced to close his business after one of his custom made toys killed a man.
I love the way he said it so quickly ...with child-like Glee...
And the professional way he pronounced; "DOMINAAH-TRIX" 😅😅😅
Apprentice: "Appraently he has an ass tougher than a Nokia phone."
Nokia Phone: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary."
That is gonna hurt like a mother flicker . Whoever is on the behind end of that paddle better have buns of titanium
The hook with hand and footprints on the ceiling make this brush order make sense
"Not nearly enough chainsaws on that thing, it'll barely tickle him."
Nobody talking about how the hand is doing the ol "two in the pink, one in the stink" 😂😂😂
Imagine the pain of wanting to be dominated, but you have the defense of a pallet of bricks.
I don't like how it loops it makes boss look like he's enjoying the thought of what was described.
😂😂😂 I was watching this without audio and I could still hear the "Jhonn..." "Yes boss"
My stones are damn near unbreakable but wouldn't want my cubes takin a slap from that, lol.
I wanna put boss into a dnd game as a shopkeep that my players simply MUST fear
"Give me an unbreakable anything and i'll find you a better breaker."
When it loops back it's like he got the same idea as the guy it was meant for.
The kink turn these shorts took, i wasnt ready for. As a kinkster this is hilarious
Does anyone else hear the rooster in the background that kind of sounded like someone screaming while gagged? 😅😅😅
As a linguist, I had to rewatch this a couple times to get the correct sequence of nouns and adjectives.
I swear I hear Nokia phone and then hear the beginning of the video not realizing the video started over was priceless for me
It took me like a year to figure out what they were making in these videos. I thought he was a blacksmith, making weird weapons or something, but eventually I guess it just kinda clicked. I still watch. I don’t know why, but I still watch.
You can see boss's brain trying to get from the order form to where he was, and having a time of it
The ungodly Grammer u know to describe painfully specifically explaining a dom friend wanted a paddle for their unbreakable sub 😂😂😂
Dude, just start moving up in objects.
I had this one friend that asked if he could barrow my bat, and now he’s on the news.
And so is my now shit covered bat.
It works.
Unbreakable sub is an oxymoron. That's a person that has been kidnapped
"gifted an unbreakable sub" WHAT?!
If someone genuinely considers using that on their partner they are not being safe. That will cause actual injury... maybe consider when your kink becomes leather clad domestic abuse.
anyone else hear the scream when John says his Dominatrix friend was "gifted an unbreakable sub"
Love how it's shaped like "THE SHOCKER". LOL
Ahh yes the miller half mask, best filter to fit under a welders hood
TBH "tougher than a Nokia phone" should probably raise some really big flags because those phones are unbreakable
Bro there is such a strange and unexpected series of events in all these videos ur character continues to suprise me
Anyone else hear that scream or animal sound that sounds like one? It's perfectly timed
The 2 in the pink 1 in the stink shape of the paddle has me dead
"unbreakable sub" sounds like you weren't trying hard enough
I wasn't expecting to laugh while scrolling through RUclips late at night.
Well done!
the scream in the background 35secs in scared the shit out of me
Not the "two in the pink, one in the stink" hand 💀💀💀
Man everytime thos channel pops up, it gets more wild 😂
The yelling about 3/4 through the video was terrifying
This is the Retired Epic Adventurer Turned Blacksmith the DM warns you not to steal from.
Dang it, I had to look out my window because of that subtle scream in the background.
Well... That's not a sentence I expected to hear today. Good job lad. Carry on.
I feel like i walked in a conversation that's just not meant for me to hear.
He seems like the type to have those kinds of friends lol