I can't stress this enough, go watch the original video if you haven't, its funny And if you have, go watch it again anyways ruclips.net/video/TgmTsa3rFU0/видео.html
"But that's just what the USA is all about Jack. Not hiding our theft and murder, but embracing it. Whether it's votes. Whether it's money. Especially money. Fuck all these limp dick RUclipsrs and chicken shit Redditors. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of Discord and Vtuber BULLSHIT!"
“The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking *BOOK.* ” the deliverance of this line is so powerful that it rivals a pitbull named princess in a kindergarten
in this battle against microsoft excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of the forever box. this battle is a classic case of wait for him to do anything just like congress and like congress when he does do something it usually hurts you. fortunately this music is excellent and fits one for one with all i want for christmas.
@@seansilv25 Raiden supplexes the giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks his giant arm off to have a... Sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don't have this.
Starts at 5:21 if you're wondering ( Hey what's up guys, Max0r here. Welcome to the final bo- **Armstrong interrupts him with his attack** Ya'know he can be a- **Armstrong interrupts him again** This guy's a little uh- **interrupted again with the Taco Bell Ding** Ya know he's pretty "hard". We're here after EXTENSIVE CUTSCENES to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it's a question, and the answer is YES. **Engineer from TF2 speaks through Armstrong as it transitions into a weeb song** Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's immense strength and talent for Volcanic eruptions(???) comes from his ability to switch between a culture vulture and Obama at will, channeling the power of both races to whoop your ass back to Roblox. But among his many "racial talents", our buff buzzard is fast, has a great singing voice, and possesses forklift certification. When you die, it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations. But after spending enough time in the oven, "our athletic aesthetic" disarms Raiden and reports to his chiropractor for an adjustment. This guy beats up more biracial people than a police officer. Armstrong even has the power to receive "The light of Allah," which bestows upon him miraculous healing wisdom. Needless to say this fight is fantastic. Combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our mettle. This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, *It won't be the fucking last.*
@@Knightfaller I’m sorry, senator... but this is my *Metal Gear Rising: REVENGEANCE!* *ST-* *STANDING HERE! I REALIZE! YOU ARE JUST-* - *JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE H-* *(MY LEG!)*
Imagine that this was the actual plot and dialogue of MGR Reveangence ...it will cement it has a master piece ... better than all modern movies combined 😅😂😂😂
@@maxrex0921 Armstong: And there's nothing more American *[has another mental breakdown]* And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world.
“In this battle against Microsoft Excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun, and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of The Forever Box. This battle is a classic case of “wait for him to do anything.” Just like the congress. And like Congress, when he do something, it usually hurts you. Fortunately this music is excellent and fits 1 to 1 with All I Want for Christmas. I’m not joking. Although for some reason Raiden can parry several tons of Crush Force™️. Maybe my sister could’ve done that against my stepdad. Raiden’s suplexes giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks of one arm to have a… sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don’t have this.” Is the second best dialogue in the video.
I can't stress this enough, go watch the original video if you haven't, its funny
And if you have, go watch it again anyways
ruclips.net/video/TgmTsa3rFU0/видео.html
I'm noticing these Max0r reuploads are getting some atention latetly, so, mind checking other videos I made...? Please?
hi
I've seen both of Maxor's at least 6 times now. I can't get over it! XD
why do we have the same profile picture
Gianni is the guy that can voice anything without breaking character. And somehow Max0r broke him 😂
That’s saying a lot.
@@stevele4877 Gianni can’t handle the sheer levels of tomfoolery radiating from Max0r
twice
@@coursaire2628 three times
Gianni is a man who can voice literally anything and everything and I love it.
"Us politicians aren't so trustworthy. We'll steal, make shit up, even lie to our voters"
"That's crazy"
"I know, it's very hard to believe"
"But that's just what the USA is all about Jack. Not hiding our theft and murder, but embracing it. Whether it's votes. Whether it's money. Especially money. Fuck all these limp dick RUclipsrs and chicken shit Redditors. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of Discord and Vtuber BULLSHIT!"
whaatt
Thank God it's a parody. There is no way a politician would do that.
@@Josnaci0are you sure?
@@Kira22558100%
My favorite part is that Raiden apparently knew nothing in this video but then he goes on a rant about how a stable country works.
"what the fuck is a sword" - Raiden
@@sirskellie9769 “Read a fucking book” -Raiden
@@sirskellie9769 "What the fuck is a dog?"-Also Raiden
@@theliteralsun5246 "Allow me to give you a demonstration!" - Sam
@@sirskellie9769 "what's a gun ?"
Armstrong in the thumbnail looks like he's trying to sneeze, but his body just won't let him sneeze.
I completely forgot what the thumbnail looked like but somehow I knew exactly what frame you were talking about before I checked it 😂
The “I hope you can afford healthcare Raiden, because the taxpayer can’t” made me laugh too hard
@Samtho"Don't fuck wih this senator!"
@@SansBadTime (real in-game dialogue)
@@gabrielho1874 like the good ol days after 9/11
@@bellingtoned Wait a minute 9/11 is bad
@@kyleshea384 is it jack ?
I love that occasional "Real Life Dialogue" just to show that MGR is that batshit hilarious
And that it fits so well with the video that you have to confirm that yes, it is actual dialogue when he says that.
It's BATSHIT INSANE!
I was wrong... MGR isn't edgy...
It's batshit HILARIOUS!!
@@Eetan304 Hngh
Don't fuck with this senator!
I don't know what's funnier, the memes or the fact that max0r literally fucking broke Gianni
And Gianni is the guy who broke both Ironmouth and Nyanners
@@apophis7712 And then MaX0r hired Ironmousse for a later video. It all comes full circle
@@bobmcguffin5706 for which one?
@@renn7301 part 2 of Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring
The fact that this parody of Armstrong has a more followable speech than the original one kills me.
What?
@@KLUCZESIAapparently English comprehension isnt a lot of people's strong suit
Both were easy to understand
@@OnlyGraftingbibzo wibi vibu, ovabi gum gam vuilamami?
@@Zianaginani?
“The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking *BOOK.* ” the deliverance of this line is so powerful that it rivals a pitbull named princess in a kindergarten
“Even in death he’s still smoking crack.” I’m laugh more then I should be😂😂
Most brasileiro ever 🇧🇷
"even in death he's on crack" is the actual quote
3:49 That gutteral GODDAMNIT is one of the most relatable things I have ever heard
4:19 Ok but this seriously sounds like something Armstrong would say. It's actually pretty awesome.
Cringe comment ngl fr tbh
@@mcdonald4678
bro are you high?
@@theastroguy7417 Let me check…. Yes…
@@sonomni HIGH ON A AMERICAN SPIRIT
@@mcdonald4678 Come on! It's metal as fuck!
I have a friend that, if he was getting killed by getting his heart ripped out, would probably say the same exact thing Armstrong said.
Me too, I mean, I would say exactly the same
I have a hollow knight oc that would do that… except he has no internal organs
Same. Puns hold a special place in my heart
thats heartouching
You have my heart that's why you're the best
*Dies*
-you know I starting to have a change of heart
-yeah I can tell
Yeahn he went from having a heart to no heart.
@@joshjess9841 🤣🤣🤣
That's why you're the best Jack. You always wore my heart on your sleeve.
If I hear another goddamn pun...
If you kill me, you’ll finally be free… to follow your heart
Ok that’s enough _becomes slender_
At this point, Gianni is pretty much the Steve Blum of shitposting. He's literally everywhere.
„[…] to build a world truly free from the consequences of our actions. Just like the founding fathers intended.“
*[USA instensifies]*
"Check it out Raiden I just got vaccinated"
*Absorbs COVID-19*
he IS the vaccine
**[Mexico theme]*
“Oh god, he’s hot”
@@seansilv25 “Time to hit the gym!”
@@acesamm I don't have muscle-
@@CeceGames “I don’t know Jack, maybe your face could use some work”
3:47
I love the faint hotel mario sound
"All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business."
"Amogus."
3:14 I actually physically recoiled
The PragerU logo that shows up at the bottom right was the icing on the cake. I was laughing so hard I was crying the first few times I saw it.
I hate out of all the jokes in the video that was the one that broke me
YOO I NEVER NOTICED IT UNTIL NOW, LMAO
@@TheAdmiralMoses when was it
@@LeGuardImperialis 1:00 It shows up in the bottom right during this bit
You have to admire a man who finds the time to make dad jokes while having his organs ripped out.
4:13 ☠️☠️☠️
3:08 I kinda agree with this statement.
I love how when he says "free to follow your heart" he sounds like he regrets it but not at the same time
3:43 [every sound effect at once] This make me die.
3:48
This game spawned the best of memes and Senator Armstrong
An astonishing feat
Just Senator Armstrong is enough
Now that’s a pretty meme, exquisite!
Now that’s a pretty meme, exquisite!
Armstrong is on a whole 'nother level.
1:03, i fucking completely lost it right there
*prageru logo fades into existence*
What
@@Xxiz268 Ever harassed a minority, Raiden?
@@firstconsul7286 no
@@Xxiz268 Catch
"check it out Raiden I just got vaccinated" underrated lmao
I think it might've been radiation
Followed by the “we stay hungry we devour”, the comedic timing in this video is godlike
[Mexico theme]
"When you die it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations"
Can't believe I missed this the first time I watched the video
5:57
Imagine having that on one’s tombstone: “He/she/they died in accordance with OSHA regulations.”
@@greywalker505 Just say "they"
The "NOTHING" at the start is so underrated
Muffled IDOLM@STER
@@fatfr0g570 What the fuck?
@@fatfr0g570 What the f-
@@fn-falco4428NOTHING
I want to see how the original voice actors or devs would react to this
Well someone did pay the actual Raiden and Armstrong VAs, Quentin Flynn and Alistair Duncan to quote the video.
in this battle against microsoft excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of the forever box. this battle is a classic case of wait for him to do anything just like congress and like congress when he does do something it usually hurts you. fortunately this music is excellent and fits one for one with all i want for christmas.
I’m not joking.
@@goroakechi6126 👌
Although for some reason, Raiden can parry several tons of crush force *(tm)
Maybe my sister could have done that against my *stepdad*
@@seansilv25 Raiden supplexes the giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks his giant arm off to have a... Sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don't have this.
@@Tamaki742 Check it out raiden, I just got vaccinated! *insert we stay hungry by the rock*
The Star Spangled Banner playing in the background while Armstrong talks about being free to say the N-word is just pure art.
The fact that this is only slightly more insane than the real in game dialogue says a lot about the game Xd
I love how when Armstrong yells "imagine a world where I can say the n word" you can see the Prager u logo fade in in the bottom right
The bit that 6:52 to 7:09 was truly heartbreaking
I love the internet
I didn't feel sad. I've always been heartless
it's so emotional for me that it was a heartfelt moment.
I agree. I found it quite heart wrenching myself.
It felt as if someone had a grasp around my heart
I love that Gianni can barely get through his lines
That sync at 3:50 was more than enough to have me dying!😂
Starts at 5:21 if you're wondering (
Hey what's up guys, Max0r here. Welcome to the final bo- **Armstrong interrupts him with his attack**
Ya'know he can be a- **Armstrong interrupts him again**
This guy's a little uh- **interrupted again with the Taco Bell Ding**
Ya know he's pretty "hard".
We're here after EXTENSIVE CUTSCENES to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it's a question, and the answer is YES.
**Engineer from TF2 speaks through Armstrong as it transitions into a weeb song**
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's immense strength and talent for Volcanic eruptions(???) comes from his ability to switch between a culture vulture and Obama at will, channeling the power of both races to whoop your ass back to Roblox. But among his many "racial talents", our buff buzzard is fast, has a great singing voice, and possesses forklift certification. When you die, it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations.
But after spending enough time in the oven, "our athletic aesthetic" disarms Raiden and reports to his chiropractor for an adjustment. This guy beats up more biracial people than a police officer.
Armstrong even has the power to receive "The light of Allah," which bestows upon him miraculous healing wisdom.
Needless to say this fight is fantastic. Combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our mettle.
This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, *It won't be the fucking last.*
You know, I’m starting to have a change of heART-
@@AYoungAdultOnRUclipsyeah I can tell
@@thekiller7994 that’s why you’re the best, Jack. You always wore my heart on your sleeve
@@AYoungAdultOnRUclips if I hear another goddamn pun
@@thekiller7994 if you kill me, Jack. You’ll finally be free; free to follow you hEHEART-
How does he sound more like Armstrong than the actual game
7:04 [growing concern]
free to follow your heart
Ookay that’s it buddy.
*straight up kills him, which I think is rather HEARTless of him*
I didn't know he had it in his HEART to just kill him just like that.
Radien: bro are you high
Senator: let me check, yes. HIGH ON AMERICAN SPRITE
0:04
Just saving 2:51 for how iconic it is
Holy shit, he plays rules of nature when raiden throws the Excelsus. Legendary.
Even though your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska, *oh god*
You are the best Chia Pet ever made
4:41
@@seansilv25 4:43
Be the American the Japanese think you are
Armstrongs voice actor plays this racist senators role so well
Gianni Matragrano
Oh thats what the “can you back it up with a source” comes from
0:41 amogus - sussy jack
0:07
2:34
Putting this here for myself
That's a nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source
@@MonsoonMemes13
My source is that I made it the fuck up.
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 *it has to be this way starts playing*
(Fun fact I recently got into metal gear rising revengeance and I never played the game)
Why won't you die
6:24 hits hard for no reason whatsoever
5:22 Best part
cant believe this is actually gianni
"All just petty distractions so that real men can get to business"
Raiden: "Amogus"
"What the fuck was that?" 💀💀
GODDAMMIT!!!
*REAL IN-GAME DIALOGUE* “We’re making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can’t fret over every egg”
@@Knightfaller I’m sorry, senator... but this is my *Metal Gear Rising: REVENGEANCE!*
*ST-*
*STANDING HERE! I REALIZE! YOU ARE JUST-*
-
*JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE H-*
*(MY LEG!)*
@@seansilv25 You need to work on your Fitness
What?
Fitness d### in your mouth.
*Proceeds to barrage punch him*
2:47-3:38 Thats got to be my favorite part
my favourite part is when he said "its reveangin' time" and then he reveanged all ofer the place
"Imagine [...] a world where I can say the N-word."
I'll put this man on every ballot! He's the only guy that supports the interest of gamers.
Imagine that this was the actual plot and dialogue of MGR Reveangence ...it will cement it has a master piece ... better than all modern movies combined 😅😂😂😂
0:47 is relatable honestly
This is a fucking fever dream when you high as hell
Even in death, he's on crack
Every fucking single words in this video is genius
WHY DID I LOSE IT AT RAIDEN RANDOMLY SAYING AMOGUS, BRO
3:41
Edit: obrigado pelos likes
Real
E
Gasp
Fitness joke always kills me
You pausing this video to check every meme vs youtube playback had me dying🤣
2:31 "Don't have girlfriend" or " No bitch" i guess
Best 7 minutes of my life
Now im on the internet,Thanks armstrong.
The voice actors even said the meme lines in this video
The funniest part is when he says "...What?...."
"All just petty distractions so REAL men can get down to business."
"To defeat the Huns?"
*"AMOGUS".*
"Oh."
5:24 this is the exact moment my video quality jumped off a cliff
lol at the little prageru logo when he talks about ending cancel culture so he can say the n word
2:38
5:38 Wow, that is relatable!
4:13
4:15
Fitness D-
1:09
I can't believe that this high quality game can be run in a gt 630
Let’s start a chain
Raiden: Wtf-
Armstrong: NOTHING! Well If it isn’t Sussy Jack😂😂
Raiden: Bro, are you high?
@@valentinalba6933 Armstrong: Let me check… *check watch* Yes!, *High on American Spirit!*
@@maxrex0921 Armstong: And there's nothing more American *[has another mental breakdown]*
And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world.
@@valentinalba6933 Raiden: What is Walmart?
@@maxrex0921Armstrong: It's heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?
Mg excelsus is the spider laser Cannon and lightbeam sword
2:53 Best inside joke I've ever heard. The part where he said "I know it's very hard to believe"
"this ones calling me a Redditor"
Gotta be really hurtful
Gianni has appeared to give you the fucking performance of a lifetime. My man's is a VA Cryptid
0:50
Literally the government
Armstrong is an absolute unit without a doubt. Literally the most american thing possible
For some reason this never gets old
"Manslaughter? I did that shit on purpose."
this one is calling me a redditor
4:03 the Home Depot workers try to stop him from shitting in the display toilet’s was gold.
Bro are you high?
Let me check.
Edit: Yes.
HIGH ON AMERICAN OIL
@@flotiex4114 AND THERES NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THA-*mental breakdown*
@@flotiex4114 And theres nothing more american the-hehaha
And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world!
Worth it
Raiden: bro are you high
Armstrong: let me check…yes
“In this battle against Microsoft Excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun, and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from the inside of The Forever Box. This battle is a classic case of “wait for him to do anything.” Just like the congress. And like Congress, when he do something, it usually hurts you. Fortunately this music is excellent and fits 1 to 1 with All I Want for Christmas. I’m not joking. Although for some reason Raiden can parry several tons of Crush Force™️. Maybe my sister could’ve done that against my stepdad. Raiden’s suplexes giant lobster for the second time today. Then he yanks of one arm to have a… sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they don’t have this.” Is the second best dialogue in the video.
“You need to work on fitness” genuinely killed me