@@DoesNotInhale spent a while listening to modern pop, older music of the 60s to 80s but mostly mainstream stuff. I love the music of the Persona games, Minecraft’s soundtrack is excellent, but this shit is perfect for my running. Literally feels like nano machines
@koboldwizardthat would be the most boring boss fight ever. What’s the point if we’ve already done the fight before? We know what happens and what happens next. It doesn’t add to the story like Armstrong vs Sam does. It doesn’t add to any of their characters either. It’s literally the same fight but with the opposing character who already has a moveset. There’s mods for that, we don’t need it in the actual DLC
I played the game on a 360 years ago, this boss fight was dang right awesome when I got his moves down, I nearly beat him without being hit a few times
You quoted it wrong. "I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger, not used for vengeance... But now, now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword."
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Man it's wild you never learned how to stop his healing lol (use blade mode from behind him hitting the spot indicated). Glad you enjoyed this wild ride!
I didn't know I could turn my camera while in blade mode untill Sundowner. So, all the fights that took place before, including the biggest pain in the ass - Monsoon, - were near-death situations for me cuz I couldn't get the heals every time.
14:54 "when you realize that the song is playing for the main villain and not you" the song playing("it has to be this way") is often considered Armstrongs theme because it plays during "his" fight. However the way the song is played in this fight, with vocals stopping and just instrumental version playing when Raiden loses the sword, like Sams theme would stop with lyrics when he lets go off the sword until he picks it up again, means it's Raidens boss theme. Raiden is the final boss of that game. This is further consolidated in Jetstream Sam DLC, where during Armstrongs fight "collective consciousness"(song from 1st phase of armstrong fight in his metal gear) is being played, not "it has to be this way".
Oh it's all correct but the silly conclusion of Raiden being a boss... c'mon man, get a grip you're not playing as Armstrong but as Jack. 2nd Phase song is Jack's theme indeed also a reflection on the past. I love that those songs are actually written from the character's point of view.
@@jack_da_ripp3rfunny they started from 3, I wonder if they’ll be doing it from chronological order. Also, apart from V I feel like MGR is the last game that needs a remake. It’s a spin-off and already has decent graphics, there wouldn’t be much point in a remake.
I legit didn't know what the fuck was wrong I thought my brain shift deleted how to play but no I had to get my ass beat like against Sam in the tutorial mission
even though he didn't realise he could cancel Armstrongs heal ability by simply going behind him, he some how manage to perfect sync the fight on his first time playing the game, what a legend
The game actually does this on purpose for every boss, it wasn't a coincidence, they make specific parts of the song start when you enter the winning cutscenes
@@walukirbybro on the final qte he perfect synced the music and if you didnt know the game doesnt perfect sync the music on the final qte of armstrong
As Raiden stands over the senator, blood all over his face, the senator uses his final breath: "Always remember... Jack. I am... the... storm that is approachi-" "Shut up! This isn't even the right franchise for that!" "🗿Can't fret over every meme... Jack🗿"
senator armstrong fight should have a friendship option so you dont fuck him up and do the whole "killing him" thing. just give him a new friend. he just wants friends. poor armstrong.
2:46 some of the best lines in meme history Re(meme)ber y'all, philosophy is a meme, Raiden is a meme, Metal Gear is a meme, standing is a meme, Armstrong is a meme, meme is a meme
I love this game, played it a long back in the days. One of my greatest gaming achievments was beating Armstrong on hardest difficulty, without taking damage. It took me so long, but it was worth it
@@skeleton4945 It's called, defensive offensive. Also they made it so you can't take any damage from the point you first attack him on the metal gear excelsus. If you manage to make it past the hand to hand combat phase without taking damage it should be easier from that point onwards since you can restart if you take damage
The fact he learnt the lyrics of Hot Wind Blowing because he got killed by Sam so many times is amazing. Not only that, he s singing them with passion.
So something cool to notice. A boss's lyrics only kick in when they take you seriously. Sam starts with his lyrics, and they stop when you hit away his blade. Along with him becoming much more dangerous.
"Raiden, the reason you're cringe is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't balling on that stank-ass windows 95 'puter" "Just this once I'll lend you my setup, so you can know what it's like to be a _real_ gamer." -the Weakest Brazilian Male
14:54 actually in the final fight it plays for both of them the lyrics stop when raiden loses his sword, meanwhile the lyrics point on it being about both of them
2:29 "Philosophy. More Philosophy. Philosophy part two. Philosophy the sequel. Philosophy is a meme. I am a robot, and philosophy is philosophy. Has he now become a dead meme, or will he live on forever as a classic meme? Jack tell me, what are dank memes" -Bladewolf 2023
Now do a collectables run All the left hand, all the the Men In Boxes, all the Data Storages all the Blade Mode Boxes. You get a powerful sword by killing the MIBs (only 5) You get infinite Ripper and Blade mode by collecting (20) Left hands And you're basically unstoppable
“Raiden then proceeds to take one of its blades and have a.. sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they DON’T have this.”- Maxor at sometime in the past
"Raiden, what's wrong?!"
"I was beaten to death by a nanomachine enhanced United States Senator. Barehanded."
Everythings fine
"raiden what's wrong?"
"Nanomachines, again"
Raiden have you smoked nanoweed
@@dnndndnendnd2605NANOWEED SON
I mean he could "break the President in two, with my bare hands !"
"Never attack a man while his crotch is glowing" -The Cyan Man
If you do you get countered by THE PISS CANNON
OH SHIT HE HAS GLOWING BALLS
needed that advice back in 99'
mr libido is truely the strongest character in the yakuza series
@@Whàtdīdÿòwhy the hell did that make me laugh for a minute and i thought the quote was the funniest thing here
8:21 "He's got such a big heart"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call "foreshadowing".
Full of nano-machines, son
0.0
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO COMMENT WHEN HE SAID THAT
He really does
Stole my comment 6 months before I thought of it
The music can’t be that good…
It’s that good
It really isn't. Unless you listen to the radio and Pandora your whole life then I guess its passable.
@@DoesNotInhale spent a while listening to modern pop, older music of the 60s to 80s but mostly mainstream stuff. I love the music of the Persona games, Minecraft’s soundtrack is excellent, but this shit is perfect for my running. Literally feels like nano machines
@@tobikenobi7364
"Nanomachines son, they harden in response to cardiac trauma. You can't outrun me, Jack!"
@@DoesNotInhaleit really is
@@DoesNotInhaleI have never seen such a wrong opinion in my life
this game was not what people wanted, but what the world needed. Thank you Cyan, you’re my hero.
Imagine if it had a Fake Raiden boss or "Fakestream" Sam or something
@koboldwizard seriously what the fu-
@koboldwizardthat would be the most boring boss fight ever. What’s the point if we’ve already done the fight before? We know what happens and what happens next. It doesn’t add to the story like Armstrong vs Sam does. It doesn’t add to any of their characters either. It’s literally the same fight but with the opposing character who already has a moveset. There’s mods for that, we don’t need it in the actual DLC
@@demolimanseems someone has not played DMC 5
@@shadowball5295 yeah, I haven’t.
The fact that he’s died to Sam enough times to have memorized the lyrics to his theme sends me rolling
We all did.
ever played this game? I bet everyone died to him at least once on first playthro the senator is a really tough boss.
@@Jebu911 i never got past monsoon to be honest
@@Jebu911 i beated him on the first try
@@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatio Yeah but you were playing on easy so it doesnt count.
Hearing the normal voice for senator armstrong seems weird now after watching Max0r version
Are you High ?
"a world where I can say the N-word"
Agreed
Bro are you high?!
Let me check... yes. HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!!!
Like 5 times over and over
-talks about his dream
-befriends his enemy for 2 moments
-beats the shit out of his enemy
-dies with honor
-leaves (off to heaven)
He is NOT going to heaven
@@thyprodigymasterofthievery4295 not in a million fucking years 😂
Armstrong did nothing wrong
@@deanc91 heavens beg you pardon
There is a place oustide heaven- outer heaven
I’m glad you enjoy the final boss. The memes were exquisite.
I played the game on a 360 years ago, this boss fight was dang right awesome when I got his moves down, I nearly beat him without being hit a few times
I’m voting for you during elections
memes, the DNA of the soul
you just want friends do you?
Senator wanna be freinds? Since jack didnt want u
Man you cut out one of my favorite lines. “But this isn’t my sword”
Yeah i love that line
Me too... he big dumb dumb could be robodog
You quoted it wrong.
"I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger, not used for vengeance... But now, now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword."
you quoted it wrong yourself
@@ThuyPham-kn7mw yeah I just noticed, fuck
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Don't forget the important part: I HAVE A DREAM.
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Thank you
Failed, you made folded egg pancake.
Man it's wild you never learned how to stop his healing lol (use blade mode from behind him hitting the spot indicated). Glad you enjoyed this wild ride!
I didn't the first time either 😭
I didn't know I could turn my camera while in blade mode untill Sundowner. So, all the fights that took place before, including the biggest pain in the ass - Monsoon, - were near-death situations for me cuz I couldn't get the heals every time.
Bro i didnt even tried blade mode when was fighting him for the first time. I was just waiting for him to stop healing 😭
considering he learns fire bending and casually flexes you away out of sheer "GUUH" him glowing isn't a clear I'm vulnerable indicator
I didn’t even know there was an actual dodge move until after my first playthrough, I just kept using the slide attack as a dodge
It's slightly concerning that i had problems telling the difference between the original game and your edits
this game really, really suits you :D
same
Thats because its a whole meme on itself
The guard with the anime is actually in the game.
@@Cooldude-ko7ps I think most of the robot dog bits weren't actually from the game though, especially the final one with Armstrong and Wolf
14:54 "when you realize that the song is playing for the main villain and not you"
the song playing("it has to be this way") is often considered Armstrongs theme because it plays during "his" fight.
However the way the song is played in this fight, with vocals stopping and just instrumental version playing when Raiden loses the sword, like Sams theme would stop with lyrics when he lets go off the sword until he picks it up again, means it's Raidens boss theme.
Raiden is the final boss of that game.
This is further consolidated in Jetstream Sam DLC, where during Armstrongs fight "collective consciousness"(song from 1st phase of armstrong fight in his metal gear) is being played, not "it has to be this way".
Oh it's all correct but the silly conclusion of Raiden being a boss... c'mon man, get a grip you're not playing as Armstrong but as Jack. 2nd Phase song is Jack's theme indeed also a reflection on the past. I love that those songs are actually written from the character's point of view.
It's both of their songs really. The second lyric is literally "You're just like me"
@@Cypeq
Perhaps from the bosses perspective you are the boss
Interesting 🤔
I've always interpreted It Has To Be This Way as being about both Sam and Jack
The cheering sound effect has to be one of the funniest parts of the entire game.
I love how this game is getting replayed so much 10 years later... It was hella underrated ^^ I hope they bring a sequel and a remake...
Remake is confirmed 🎉
@@jack_da_ripp3r Where have you heard that?
@@laavo3754 Konami Confirmed that they would be remastering all metal gear games starting off with metal gear solid 03
@@jack_da_ripp3rfunny they started from 3, I wonder if they’ll be doing it from chronological order. Also, apart from V I feel like MGR is the last game that needs a remake. It’s a spin-off and already has decent graphics, there wouldn’t be much point in a remake.
@@demoliman i think they're going on popularity, so it makes sense to go with 3 because most people agree that that's the best metal gear game.
I just love how MGR has no bad music, even the tutorial boss' music is such a banger xD
RULES OF NATURE!!!!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!
ALIIIIIVE!
WHEN THE WIND IS COLD AND THE FIRE IS HOT
AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME
I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
Metal gear rising is just an amazing game
so true
Wrong it's an amazing meme
Geme
The HP bar on the start of Senator's fight was the HP of his shirt 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I legit didn't know what the fuck was wrong I thought my brain shift deleted how to play but no I had to get my ass beat like against Sam in the tutorial mission
Nahhh☠
The absolute pleasure in cyan’s voice at 8:58 is gold
even though he didn't realise he could cancel Armstrongs heal ability by simply going behind him, he some how manage to perfect sync the fight on his first time playing the game, what a legend
The game actually does this on purpose for every boss, it wasn't a coincidence, they make specific parts of the song start when you enter the winning cutscenes
@@walukirbynot for armstrong
@@xi0n_iic Uhh, it does
@@walukirbymost songs don’t kick in the vocals until the final phase, with the exceptions being Sam and Armstrong (although not in the Sam DLC)
@@walukirbybro on the final qte he perfect synced the music and if you didnt know the game doesnt perfect sync the music on the final qte of armstrong
This game feels like a series of 1 liners strung together to make what is quite possibly the strangest yet modt epic game ever
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Now there's a classic meme right there.
5:51 Armstrong releasing his energy caused an ad to activate lol.
11:10 when the chihuahua is getting a little too close for comfort
13:59 THE COMEDIC TIMING IS F*CKING HILARIOUS LMAOOOOOOOO
6:52 It took me this long to realize that Raiden was happy to finally not have his chin scraped, just to get his chin slid across the ground
As Raiden stands over the senator, blood all over his face, the senator uses his final breath:
"Always remember... Jack. I am... the... storm that is approachi-"
"Shut up! This isn't even the right franchise for that!"
"🗿Can't fret over every meme... Jack🗿"
“You first” as a response to someone saying die is not something I would expect to be insanely epic
8:42
The look onArmstrong's face bro. "What the Star Spangled fu-"
7:41 goes hard.. senator is lawful evil
senator armstrong fight should have a friendship option so you dont fuck him up and do the whole "killing him" thing. just give him a new friend. he just wants friends. poor armstrong.
And he did it, Armstrong is the classic meme this world needs
1:07 14:15 More proof that this game has some of the best soundtracks ever made
5:17 Now the other games are bad because they don't have this
-Max0r
10:33 bro figured out dank memes :O
9:33
"He is the Ultimate Man... Nothing Can Stop Him"
Me : YOU FOOL
2:46 some of the best lines in meme history
Re(meme)ber y'all, philosophy is a meme, Raiden is a meme, Metal Gear is a meme, standing is a meme, Armstrong is a meme, meme is a meme
16:04
The sync was amazing
I love this game, played it a long back in the days. One of my greatest gaming achievments was beating Armstrong on hardest difficulty, without taking damage. It took me so long, but it was worth it
Bro how did you even do that
@@skeleton4945 It's called, defensive offensive. Also they made it so you can't take any damage from the point you first attack him on the metal gear excelsus. If you manage to make it past the hand to hand combat phase without taking damage it should be easier from that point onwards since you can restart if you take damage
@@Optikkus Ok thanks I will try this
@@skeleton4945 It took awfully long, studying his moves and a lot of patience.
The fact he learnt the lyrics of Hot Wind Blowing because he got killed by Sam so many times is amazing. Not only that, he s singing them with passion.
Hot wind blowing is from the bladewolf dlc, Sam’s is “The only thing I know for real”
@@mystr0696 I am ashamed of myself.
So something cool to notice. A boss's lyrics only kick in when they take you seriously. Sam starts with his lyrics, and they stop when you hit away his blade. Along with him becoming much more dangerous.
This game will always live as a Classic meme 🗿
Memes , the DNA of the soul.
now thats a pretty meme
This game is so crazy, you actually had me thinking wolf was talking about dank memes and shit. Lol. Great good, amazing edits.
Senator Armstrong has canonically done the Jack O' Pose and you cannot say otherwise.
5:57 - 6:25 I literally could not breathe I was laughing so hard. Thank you for showing me this.
no matter how many times i see people play this game, it never gets old
9:16 bros phonk walkinn before the meme happened, how did we miss this?!?!
7:52 this guy’s forehead is already large enough
16:19 perfect Sync
Senator shall live forever, he's the great meme god.
1:08 his themes goin like
My legs are broken
The kneecaps are stolen
Im forever bound to a chair
The funniest part for me was 14:40.... I wasnt expecting you to fail the QTE and get bodied lmao
Bro beat the game without ever locking the camera onto an enemy.
Loved your commenting and editing! I had quite the laugh haha
“He has such a big heart” greatest foreshadow in human history
“Only a sith deals in absolutes” got me
"Raiden, Sam got a fuckin' speaker in his sword"
- Lil puppy
"That's right I finally uploaded my conscience to my Gaming Setup"
-Markiplier
"Raiden, the reason you're cringe is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't balling on that stank-ass windows 95 'puter"
"Just this once I'll lend you my setup, so you can know what it's like to be a _real_ gamer."
-the Weakest Brazilian Male
You CANNOT convince me this is the actual game dialogue.
6:15 raider just got Rhulked god damn
11:00 The dry ass "yeet" killed me dead.
First MGR video:
"How long can you last?"
"Pretty long"
Second MGR video:
"How long can you last?"
"Well, not anymore"
I love that you just didn’t change blade wolf’s lines at all
BRO YOU GOT THE BEST SONG TIMINNG I EVER SAW
11:01 a legends last words before he got yeeted himself.ri.p wolf.
watch post-ending/pre-credit cutscene
I genuinely sat here cackling my ass off. Awesome video!
14:21
“Get your stupid abs…… punched in the faaace”
You like that . That's my thing cause violence breeds violence idiot
13:51 you know you can just go behind him and hit where he's healing from
One day when Nanobots are a thing, someone is going to run for president I just know it and end war as a business
14:54 actually in the final fight it plays for both of them
the lyrics stop when raiden loses his sword, meanwhile the lyrics point on it being about both of them
I played this game when it first came out...... I need to play it again, as it has aged like the finest wine.
Truly an metal gear saga fan
Finest meme
1:20 this got me rollin' on the ground LMFAO
Finally, more MGRR content to consume
*”MEMES, JACK”*
17:31 we must keep armstrong as a classic meme.
5:18 perfect timing
"I'm a robot and philosophy is philosophy."
If only George Lukas could write like this
2:29 "Philosophy. More Philosophy. Philosophy part two. Philosophy the sequel. Philosophy is a meme. I am a robot, and philosophy is philosophy. Has he now become a dead meme, or will he live on forever as a classic meme? Jack tell me, what are dank memes" -Bladewolf 2023
9:30 bro hit him with a jojo stand barrage
I was waiting for part 2 and boy am i satisfied
14:02 This was some ANIME, CARTOON nonsense right here😂😂😂
The Armstrong battle really feels like you're fighting a god, he's too well designed, it feels like you *have* to fight absolutely perfect to win
can we take a moment to appreciate how tough the senator's pants are
i honestly think armstrong will never become a dead meme, he is way way too funny
Excellent as always, great job Mr Cyan!
I got to the point where i have no if something was edited or was actually in the game
You know when the YT content creator likes the game when he start singing the songs
8:37 raiden listened
0:28 HEY RAIDEN, LOOK AT THIS COOL BUG I FOUND
*SLAM*
MTG series is goated for not once but many times it predicted the future
2:20 Bro thinks he’s Walter White 💀
Now do a collectables run
All the left hand, all the the Men In Boxes, all the Data Storages all the Blade Mode Boxes.
You get a powerful sword by killing the MIBs (only 5)
You get infinite Ripper and Blade mode by collecting (20) Left hands
And you're basically unstoppable
Who are the mibs
@@Deathstroke-gd6kdI think he's referring to the enemies that hide in boxes
Indeed a powerful sword
@@connerredacted9432 oh ok
Let’s not forget the HF long sword, the entire reason why people hate the all upgrades achievement
0:53 its just you, sam, and the soil
“Raiden then proceeds to take one of its blades and have a.. sword fight with it. Every other game is now worse because they DON’T have this.”- Maxor at sometime in the past
"you don't attack a man when his crotch is glowing"
5:57 is the best part of this entire video and when it ends raiden comes down from smoke wich is so funny 😂
14:00 made me laugh so hard for half a minute, absolutely great clip and your comment was the cherry on top
I love how wolf just says “yeet”
I can't believe you managed to beat him without ever figuring out how to interrupt his healing spell lol. That is epic
This boss fight fulfills everyone’s fantasy of beating the shit out of a politician
Senator Armstrong nanochad