That Mitchell and Webb Look - Gentlemen

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @johnwallen5719
    @johnwallen5719 2 года назад +2797

    I worked in a petrol station in the UK for a few weeks when I was about 18. There were two customers who did exactly this little charade, every day. One was an older gent who arrived exactly at the time we were allowed to start selling alcohol, every day. His whole thing was that he'd buy a half of cheap whiskey 'because buying a full liter would be mad, wouldn't it?' He'd be back for another half around midday, though.
    The other customer was even sadder as I'd been to high school with her daughter. She'd always come in and be really friendly, and walk around the store talking about what she was buying ('Oh yes I'd better buy some bananas, too!') Then once she was at thr checkout and I'd starting scanning her items, she'd 'suddenly remember' that she was 'having a party' and she needed two huge bottles of rotgut cider.
    Basically, this sketch absolutely nailed it.

    • @SirReptitious
      @SirReptitious 2 года назад +138

      Reminds me of when I used to work at a convenience store here in America when I got out of high school in the mid-80s. I'd have regular customers who would come every day and buy a pack of cigarettes, and maybe something else like a cup of coffee or soft drink. After knowing they were a regular I'd suggest the moronic concept of buying a carton of cigs at a time instead of a pack, since a pack was around 3 bucks but a carton of 10 was around $20. I don't think any of the regulars bought cartons, but I do recall selling cartons to other people who WERE capable of performing simple math. The few times regulars would bother to give any excuse it was always "If I buy a carton I'll smoke more". Uh-huh, yeah. I don't care if there is a huge thunderstorm, hurricane, or it's raining fucking lava, your ass if going to get in your car and drive here if you run out. I would think this but never say it of course. Both my parents were smokers so I knew what the fuck I was talking about...

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 2 года назад +62

      God that is sad. Booze is sneaky.

    • @mylom8397
      @mylom8397 2 года назад +74

      I was behind an old boy in Asda the other day, A 4-pack of bargain bin stout on the conveyor, he was getting them in "for the tradesmen" you know? just so he "can give them a couple of cans as a treat". Was heartbreaking, and 6:05 AM.

    • @SirReptitious
      @SirReptitious 2 года назад +29

      One Sunday morning when I was working at my convenience store job this girl came in looking like she had a very late and very rough night. She got a big cup of coffee and a newspaper IIRC. As I was ringing her up she said "Don't I know you? and I thought "I don't recall knowing anyone that looks as rough as you do" ;-p Then she says "We went to the same school!". In 6th and 7th grade I went to a private school. There was a girl in my class who was very pretty and I kind of had a crush on. She had two older sisters and one older brother who also went to the school. They were all one year apart; 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th. The two older sisters were even prettier than the sister in my class, with one of them being considered the most beautiful in the school by far. Yep, it was her! I was impressed that she remembered me since we were never in the same classes, and considering she still had a serious buzz going and reeked of alcohol. We chatted for a few minutes where she told me the sister I knew was doing great. Of course I was wondering WTF happened to THIS sister? It pisses me off to see someone born with the winning genetic lottery numbers, and then later that they used the ticket to wipe their ass and throw the ticket away. What a pathetic waste. I never saw her again.

    • @johnwallen5719
      @johnwallen5719 2 года назад +147

      @@SirReptitious I dunno man, sounds like they'd just had a Saturday night out! Nothing wrong with that, surely? I mean, if they were just buying a paper and a cup of coffee, I don't understand your issue.

  • @robbie2951
    @robbie2951 7 лет назад +3818

    Alcoholic here, three years sober now. Yes, I used to walk around the shop trying to calculate the highest concentration of alcohol per volume for the lowest cost. This is one of the most highly relatable videos I've seen.

    • @watfordman
      @watfordman 7 лет назад +154

      Robert Sievert Was K cider for me, used to buy 4 cans and a small bottle of vodka in the morning. neck that, have breakfast and go back out for a bigger bottle of vodka. smoking weed helped me stop my drinking problems.

    • @TChighbury
      @TChighbury 7 лет назад +97

      Robert Sievert - Congrats for staying sober Robert, I'm not an alcoholic but I've seen people who are, so I can only imagine the level of willpower it takes.

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl 7 лет назад +146

      Massive congratulations to any and all who sober up. Immensely proud of you

    • @Hornwiesel
      @Hornwiesel 7 лет назад +30

      Man, that's fucked up. But I'm glad you're better now.

    • @SkurtavusGrodolfus
      @SkurtavusGrodolfus 7 лет назад +17

      Robert Sievert Kudos on your recovery!

  • @DASRH
    @DASRH 7 лет назад +4302

    Sadly, after working in a Wine store for several years, I can confirm that people like this do in fact exist. Same innocent act every day, but get the same bottle of rotgut every day.

    • @ElfPrincessHarley
      @ElfPrincessHarley 7 лет назад +47

      sadlol

    • @andypandy4850
      @andypandy4850 7 лет назад +106

      the sad part of your story is that worked in a wine shop for several years. those who live in a glass houses shoultnt throw stones mate :)

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 7 лет назад +14

      andy pandy nice.

    • @Cave_Monster
      @Cave_Monster 7 лет назад +173

      Those who work near glass bottles shouldn't throw stones. . . . .

    • @Ag3ntL3mon
      @Ag3ntL3mon 7 лет назад +632

      andy pandy "Hah he had a job so sad lol"

  • @profblack
    @profblack 2 года назад +748

    I love how Hugh is constantly looking up at the cashier for any look of disapproval before immediately seeing it and then looking away. Not actually being deterred by his disapproval, just slightly ashamed. But then he realises that all of that shame will be gone in a few minutes by the end of the second can.

    • @fire.walk.with.me.430
      @fire.walk.with.me.430 5 месяцев назад +8

      the look after he goes back for the second drink is actually really disturbing to me

    • @ce7406
      @ce7406 7 дней назад

      :')

  • @ArtDekko
    @ArtDekko 6 лет назад +2043

    That checking unsure glance at 2:08 where the character momentarily drops the facade and feels the shame is kinda brilliant acting Mr Mitchell.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 года назад +6

      @@jacksprat9209 then maybe dont pick the booze. Actions have consequences and shame can be one of them

    • @rdcanyon
      @rdcanyon 2 года назад +115

      @@l.h.9747 it's just that easy isn't it.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 года назад +6

      @@rdcanyon why should alcoholics not be seens as alcoholics ?

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 года назад +10

      @D B well it depends. someone who gets beaten up or an injury ok someone who drinks alcohol and is somehow surprised that its addictive and destroys your body not realy no. we know what alcohol does and its not a surprise to anyone and adults in general can and should be held accountable for their actions

    • @carlhannah1884
      @carlhannah1884 2 года назад +45

      @@l.h.9747 Sir, this is an Arby's.

  • @theoutspokenhumanist
    @theoutspokenhumanist 7 месяцев назад +189

    This scene plays out in our village shop, almost word for word, every day. The customer is an ex school teacher who wears tweed, speaks very well and is highly intelligent but, sadly, has long been in the grip of alcoholism. He is what is euphimistically known as the village character.

    • @antoinepetrov
      @antoinepetrov 2 месяца назад

      village idiot, you mean

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens 19 дней назад +8

      How sad.
      I always felt that the best of M&W's work was laden with pathos and tinged with tragedy.

    • @willdunn8846
      @willdunn8846 18 дней назад

      I reckon you played along out of pity a few times, never had that kind of guy at my shop. The suss underage kids were laugh though.
      They would come in with their eclectic Saturday night shopping list; this and that , two bottles of vodka while they work out if its light or full strength beer in the fridge. Sweat enough bullets to liberate Ukraine.
      I would play along until it was It was time for ID. Then it was always "its in my car, be right back".
      I did let a couple through if they flew low enough.

  • @taxmanfelix5189
    @taxmanfelix5189 6 лет назад +1566

    £2.70 for some lager, a paper, milk and a newspaper? I miss the 2000s.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 года назад +72

      I remember when you could get 3 pints and a newspaper and still have change out of £2.70. ah the 80s, before social media ruined society..

    • @Ashitaka255
      @Ashitaka255 2 года назад +22

      @@michelguevara151 40p for the bus to school.

    • @DDWES
      @DDWES 2 года назад +422

      @@michelguevara151 think you’re confusing social media with inflation there grandad 😂

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 2 года назад +22

      You said paper twice - an apple it was :P

    • @shmeagol
      @shmeagol 2 года назад +20

      By 2030 we’ll be reminiscing about the early 2020’s 😳

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 7 лет назад +744

    "Just in case one doesn't rid me of my perishing thirst..."

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 7 месяцев назад +4

      The script for this must have been fun to write it's hilarious.

  • @edwardcoe7293
    @edwardcoe7293 2 года назад +256

    I know it's hammed up, but the acting here is really good - the little guilty glances that Mitchell gives - almost grateful to Webb for humouring his story and carrying on the pretence. Bravo.

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 Год назад +247

    I love the costume design of David's character.
    The way he's wearing a suit but the scuffiness of it, the tie that's too small, the hair, the way he doesn't look like he's washed in a couple of weeks...
    Looks very much like a man who's trying to put on a charade of being an upstanding member of society but you can see how he's unravelling underneath.

    • @Richard-Vlk
      @Richard-Vlk Год назад +21

      Also his gait and posture. Pain in liver forces him to step carefully not to shake his innards, which would make the pain worse.

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 8 месяцев назад +9

      You can imagine he used to be quite respectable and something led him to this point.

    • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg
      @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg 7 месяцев назад +23

      It's not a facade, he's not faking being respectable. He's trying really hard to hold on to a life that's gotten away from him.
      I've seen hundreds of these, the 'one bad day' stories, where there's a slippery slope and they're constantly trying not to slide down it and constantly losing ground.
      And the really sad thing about it is, the 'one bad day' actually usually happens long after the slide actually started - it's the divorce or the loss of the job that ends up with them on the street, but it was usually something trivial (a bad relationship with a middle-manager at their company, for example) that started them drinking or doing drugs in the first place.
      It's tragic because it's so avoidable, if only people actually gave a shit about other people.

    • @umangu
      @umangu 5 месяцев назад

      Like Mark Corrigan

    • @anderspedersen7488
      @anderspedersen7488 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MichaelJohnson-kq7qgIt scares you because you get the feeling what happens to others may happen to you; “today me, tomorrow you” (inscription on a medieval tombstone I once saw here in Denmark).
      You think you’re doing good of being in control of your own life, but what if miserable wrecks once thought the same thing too?

  • @manlymcstud8588
    @manlymcstud8588 2 года назад +149

    having owned a small convenience store, this wasn't a comedy sketch, this was a documentary.

  • @Niko-xz5lk
    @Niko-xz5lk 7 лет назад +342

    Great to see so much empathy and compassion in the comments section. One of the most difficult things you face when going through addiction is people's lack of understanding - makes you feel more lonely than you already do. Good on you RUclipsrs xx

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +1

      @@MrHarrystank Wow. That was, just, *beautifully* put.

    • @ClassicBoxingMatches
      @ClassicBoxingMatches Месяц назад

      Expecting or looking for understanding on RUclips is your first mistake.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 4 года назад +1053

    To me, this is their best sketch - mainly because it's hardly a humourous piece, but a sad and depressing look into an alcoholic's mind.
    My mum was an alcoholic (in the end it killed her) and this is easily something I could see her do - put up a facade and make a grand charade whenever confronted with her issue.
    My oldest brother visited her a short time before she died in 1998. He said there were bottles EVERYWHERE in her flat. But she denied it all like "oh that's not mine, a friend will pick it up later" and such. Obvious to everyone she was lying, but I guess in her mind (and people with similar diseases) she thinks "If I just play along a little more, maybe they'll believe me (or leave me alone)".
    Mitchell's look at 2:07 as he grabs the second beer speaks for itself. As much as he tries to hide it, he's deeply ashamed of himself and he fears the judgemental look of the shop owner.
    Fantastic acting!

    • @rimmersbryggeri
      @rimmersbryggeri 2 года назад +25

      It's because it rings true it is humourous. Comedy and tragedy are not that far apart. Last year a met a neighbour outside before noon (On a sunday when you can't even buy alcohol here in sweden) and he was drunk to the point of almost needing subtitles. He was bagering me about dinking sugary drinks which, sure is not great but maybe not as not great as being drunk every day.

    • @rimmersbryggeri
      @rimmersbryggeri 2 года назад +1

      @@jacksprat9209 You can drink in restaurants the bottle shops just are nt open.

    • @dejdehddh
      @dejdehddh 2 года назад +8

      @@jacksprat9209 not like america where you can go down to the gas station at 3am any day of the week and buy a beer and a hand grenade

    • @errbud
      @errbud 2 года назад +4

      @@dejdehddh unless you’re in Utah !! I travelled through and was shocked I couldn’t buy anything but 3.5% beer at 5pm on a Friday night as the liquor stores were already closed

    • @reggiequeef
      @reggiequeef 2 года назад +5

      Hadn't noticed that glance like that. Great point.

  • @alanfrost75
    @alanfrost75 10 лет назад +2298

    This actually made me kind of sad.

    • @danieloconnor1819
      @danieloconnor1819 7 лет назад +4

      Alan Frost P

    • @Whatsinmypocket
      @Whatsinmypocket 7 лет назад +113

      Humor is tragedy relived

    • @speakertomeat
      @speakertomeat 7 лет назад +66

      Mitchell and Webb are truly experts at making one laugh at situations that should make you cry or cringe

    • @crotchet1586
      @crotchet1586 7 лет назад +2

      Alan Frost I was just going to post the same.

    • @tvcasualty1276
      @tvcasualty1276 6 лет назад +1

      Ohhh how I love the sweet smell of sirosses

  • @jem8919
    @jem8919 2 года назад +141

    The most overlooked part of this sketch is when Hugh finally breaks out his charade right at the end with a nonchalant 'See you tomorrow John."

  • @superspecky4eyes
    @superspecky4eyes Год назад +43

    Theres a chap like this who lives near me. Lovely fellow always friendly. Always out taking his dog for a "walk to the park" His route to the park always seems to take him right past the Off-license though.. and he works up a perishing thirst on the way. You'll see him sat on a bench, on his own, suppin several cans of high strength lager. Poor bloke. At least the dog gets plenty of excercise.

  • @bag101
    @bag101 7 лет назад +674

    What really hits home for me is that, when I drank, I'd have a similar inner monologue to Hugh's excuses and explanations to the shopkeeper. "It's the continental way", etc. Paper thin excuses to sustain a horrendous and punishing lifestyle. I'm fit and healthy now so I pity this old caricature of myself.

    • @WorkingClassZombie
      @WorkingClassZombie 7 лет назад +29

      Congratulations on becoming sober and changing for the better! :) All the best for the future.

    • @el-seq3032
      @el-seq3032 7 лет назад +23

      Tony Gormley justification, all true addicts tell themselves this stuff (heroin was my downfall, they did a sketch about that too).

    • @AuH2O
      @AuH2O 6 лет назад +8

      Your old self was the real you. Deep inside, you know it... Come on then, just another drink for old time's sake... It's what you want, isn't it! Yes, it is...

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 6 лет назад +46

      AuH2O just piss off mate yeah? I don't know whether you are trying to troll or just making a rather poor attempt at humour but just don't. if you are trying to joke there is a time and a place for dark humour, hell the general comments on this video would actually be an alright place for it but not in a reply thread with people opening up about the things like likely nearly destroyed them.

    • @JosephSchneider26
      @JosephSchneider26 4 года назад +6

      @@lavenderwalrus9875 So it doesn't seem possible to you that he was just spelling out the stupid inner monologues you have when giving in to your addiction? Because to me that was quite obvious.

  • @Catonzo
    @Catonzo 6 лет назад +456

    I knew of a guy practically exactly like this, but in his case it was a hint of dementia along with alcoholism. Which brought on the other is hard to say. He was such a gentleman. Kind, easy to talk to.. but completely oblivious to how others obviously saw him. He came to the TV store/repairplace I worked at with outdated tech. VCR from mid 90's. CRT from late 80's. Grimy, dirty controllers that he couldn't figure out. Mind you this was in late 2000's too. But he was so nice. Acting like a kindhearted, wealthy, well traveled person. If he had money, he'd be the kind that gives and gives and gives. That's the impression he gave me. But his suit was dirty, his shoes worn down.
    Then one day I was tasked with installing a new decoder at his place. I got in and it was littered with paper all over the place. Dust that had seemed to pile up over decades. The air was extremly heavy. The house itself was actually a VERY nice house, but completely at the mercy of time, weather and negligence. Hadn't seen a handyman since the 60's. He excused the state of the house, showing that he had atleast some awareness to it, but not the mess itself. He said he had just been on a long business trip and that was why his garden was not properly tended to... it was a wreck.
    But the man was so kind. So pleasant. He was fully aware of his surroundings outside the house and knew what was going on in the world, but not at his own sorry state of affairs. One day he just stopped coming. I never heard he had died, so I hope it's just that someone took care of him. He wasn't really that old either. Maybe mid 60's.. so he might be alive today. Hopefully in a better state.

    • @leedobson
      @leedobson 3 года назад +43

      You have a way with words friend

    • @254fm
      @254fm 3 года назад +22

      Have you considered writing?

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 2 года назад +4

      He probably wasnt able to keep it up after he became an alcoholic. He might have been someone before it went to shit.

    • @massimom2542
      @massimom2542 2 года назад +2

      Unfortunately if he is even still alive the dementia would have completely taken over by now

    • @AdamUKG
      @AdamUKG 2 года назад +3

      u didn't u go by his place, and see if its still the same state? might be a inkling if he died / moved etc just by the house.

  • @RikRiorik
    @RikRiorik 4 года назад +306

    David Mitchell’s acting in this one is spot on.

    • @darudesandstrom1067
      @darudesandstrom1067 Год назад +18

      Webb’s facial expressions and subtle delivery is also great

  • @aglees2b
    @aglees2b 7 лет назад +340

    This has to be one of the darkest sketches. The canned laughter adds to that darkness. Grim.

    • @notreallydavid
      @notreallydavid 7 лет назад +53

      Studio, not canned, Andrew.
      All best

    • @Mollari42
      @Mollari42 7 лет назад +24

      Yes I think you're right, it is definitely shot in front of a studio audence, and though this scene is clearly shot on location, I guess they still play location scenes in front of the audience to get the laughter. Though I still don't get how anyone laughs out loud at this sketch...dark humour to say the least, the most I managed was a slightly grimaced guilty smile..

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 6 лет назад +1

      i got so confused by you answering being andrew and yet not being the andrew he was reffering to when i scrolled back up

    • @Londonfogey
      @Londonfogey 5 лет назад +32

      @@Mollari42 Yes, BBC comedies are recorded in front of a studio audience. The audience watches the sketches being filmed in the studio; then while the actors are changing costumes etc and the sets are being changed, the audience is shown pre-recorded sketches that were filmed on location (where an audience would not be possible). The laughter is then recorded and put on the soundtrack of the original sketch.

    • @carlkamuti
      @carlkamuti 3 года назад +2

      You've obviously never seen Jam then.

  • @drewsale7288
    @drewsale7288 Год назад +104

    I love how Hugh passes off his day drinking as "the contintental way."

    • @ObsessiveGeek
      @ObsessiveGeek 9 месяцев назад +6

      I knew an alcoholic who used this exact reasoning all the time.

    • @drewsale7288
      @drewsale7288 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@ObsessiveGeek Any excuse is a good excuse, they say.

    • @superbot3994
      @superbot3994 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'm a recovering alcoholic and I did the exact same thing, man. I'd say anything to try avert the guilt. Or hide what I was doing.
      It's shameful and for a good reason. Drinking every day isn't a healthy way to live.

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 5 месяцев назад +5

      You know all of those bohemian aristocrats starting their mornings off with “a couple cans and a vodka”

    • @drewsale7288
      @drewsale7288 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bkr1895 I think they started their days with absinthe and opium. Cans and vodka were after lunch lol.

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Год назад +40

    This is a masterpiece of a sketch, managing to find the extremely fine line between comedy and highlighting the dreadful consequences of alcohol dependency and the misery it causes to individuals and families.

  • @souldreamer9056
    @souldreamer9056 3 года назад +337

    Maybe I’ll get TWO cans of this lager beer “THAT YOU RECOMMEND”.
    Lol, the shopkeeper never recommended anything.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 года назад +48

      he did indicate that it was the most alcoholic for price by volume

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 7 месяцев назад +2

      01:15

    • @bertberw8653
      @bertberw8653 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@thatoneguychad420 That was not a recommendation

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 месяца назад

      That line, under his breath, missed by many. Total throwaway line. Freaking genius. Totally cracked up at that.

  • @nightmoose
    @nightmoose Год назад +24

    A short play that the shopkeeper is cast in every day against his will lol.

  • @danny355
    @danny355 7 лет назад +81

    One of my oldest and best friends died like this. Aged 27. If you're going through something similar to what Hugh is, keep going. Love Robert and David. Peep Show was the greatest.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +2

      27 Club. RIP. 😔

  • @flyforce16
    @flyforce16 10 лет назад +395

    I never understood this sketch until recently... now I find it hilarious (and sad)

  • @D_DC
    @D_DC 2 года назад +338

    If you don’t quite understand this sketch, play it again and imagine it’s the next day

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +14

      Good point.

    • @thegigantico
      @thegigantico 4 месяца назад

      people are actually retarted, fascinating

  • @gaggle64
    @gaggle64 12 лет назад +556

    I work in a small general store and I've had almost exact conversation with various similar characters multiple times, as I sell them the alcohol which is quite obviously destroying them. I feel like an accessory to slow murder.

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 6 лет назад +15

      can you not refuse service? genuine question, i dont know if you can, just if i had it my way there would be a law to instead of having to serve them alcohol ring up a charity or the samaritans to try and help them

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 6 лет назад +41

      You're basically a vending machine. In fact if there was one, they'd use it. So I don't see how you feel like an accessory to murder because you handed somebody their change

    • @eljaroebeukes5118
      @eljaroebeukes5118 6 лет назад +65

      You should have a drink - to help you forget.

    • @somerandomguy2073
      @somerandomguy2073 6 лет назад +50

      gaggle64: I work in a bar. Exactly the same sentiment. Our cleaner finishes at 12 and immediately buys about 7 pints, every single day. He also empties the bins every morning, so it isn't hard to assume where the empty cans that are always in there come from. It's genuinely upsetting, because I always speak to him and he really is a very nice man.

    • @phreak761
      @phreak761 4 года назад +1

      @@rashid8646 Idiot.

  • @danielemondmusic
    @danielemondmusic 2 года назад +110

    David’s glancing away from Robert with shame at 2:08 is just so perfect. He nails this character.

    • @mftmss7086
      @mftmss7086 Год назад +1

      bro got moe lested 💀

  • @Londonfogey
    @Londonfogey 5 лет назад +94

    This reminds me of a chap who used to wander around Camden Town in the early 90s. Very well spoken, obviously educated, wearing the tattered remains of good quality clothing. Always the worse for drink but holding it well. He used to politely ask people 'I wonder if you could possibly spare 2p, or 5p?' while showing a grimy London bus pass, presumably in the hope that people would think he was some sort of licensed charity collector.

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 2 года назад +18

      @@michelguevara151 Why does everyone spread the same bs millionaire story about their local homeless wine-o?

    • @OddsTheo
      @OddsTheo 2 года назад +13

      @@ChartreuseDan I'm not sure, but as a billionaire astronaut I find it strange that they would add that random detail.

    • @AH-te5gs
      @AH-te5gs Год назад +3

      ​@@ChartreuseDan i'd rather be a millionaire than a bs millionaire...

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 Год назад +5

      @@ChartreuseDan Being a millionaire's not all that hard these days, if you own a house at all, or stuffed even a tiny amount of your money away from the start of your working life for long-term investment (in the US it'd be something like Franklin Funds or Vanguard) but of course if you became an alkie the house and funds etc would be gone surprisingly fast.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn Год назад +8

      Sure that wasn't Withnail?

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 7 лет назад +15

    That Mitchell & Webb look was an incredible series. Gave me all the feels!

  • @noosy530
    @noosy530 12 дней назад +3

    To every person who has overcome alcoholism and chosen sobriety: thank you so much, I am so proud of you. It is very difficult, and you did it. To find yourself in a dark hole and to climb out of it like that is nothing short of a miracle. I love you.

  • @benjaminthishandleistaken
    @benjaminthishandleistaken 4 дня назад +1

    10+ years sober and I still return to this regularly. Painfully accurate.

  • @Rookiewill
    @Rookiewill 7 лет назад +87

    This a brilliant scene, really blurs the line between comedy and tragedy

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 2 года назад +5

      All great comedy does.

    • @AH-te5gs
      @AH-te5gs Год назад +3

      Their "demented Holmes" sketch has the same vibe. I love this type of work of theirs.

  • @kalle911
    @kalle911 7 лет назад +79

    bet he can't wait until that corner store installs a self-service system

  • @guyosborn
    @guyosborn 15 лет назад +118

    In Spain they wouldn't dream of starting the day without a couple of cans and maybe a vodka! fabulous

    • @tobiasra1
      @tobiasra1 3 года назад +10

      Sometimes, I've started my warm days on Spain vacations with what I call "continental coffee". That is - cheap red wine poured into a coffee cup. It looks like coffee unless you really put a close eye to it.

    • @jackparsons9501
      @jackparsons9501 8 месяцев назад +5

      In continental Europe we are under the assumption that British people drink way more than us on average. I didn't know you think the same of us 🤣

  • @Nickelodeon81
    @Nickelodeon81 4 дня назад +2

    As a recovering alcoholic my trick when I was drinking was to visit a wide variety of different shops and pubs so that no-one noticed my hard drinking.

  • @maxdecphoenix
    @maxdecphoenix 6 лет назад +85

    Worked in grocery, can confirm, these people exist. We had this older lady who came in every other day, before noon, like clockwork for the six months i worked there. Always buying two 24-pack cases. Could set your watch by here. And without fail, if another human entered her proximity when she was pushing the beer-laden buggy, she'd offer up a very exaggerated eye roll or a sheepish laugh and say either she was having some friends over or her sons were visiting. I'd just smile and nod. Thing was, if she would have just kept quiet and did her shopping, no one would notice her, we dealt with hundreds of customers daily. Not that anyone cared anyway, you want to get sloshed, rock on, but when you draw attention to yourself, volunteering the same A or B lame excuse for months on end you make a spectacle of yourself. I started to feel bad for her after months of this, not exactly because of the beers, but because she felt she needed to lies and justifications about it, means she was at minimum embarrassed of herself.

    • @TheSirmousavi
      @TheSirmousavi 3 года назад +1

      Having the same problem with a friend over weed. He always comes up with weird justifications and stories to crash at my place to "eat pizza"

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 2 года назад +4

      I wonder why she didn’t have a rotation of grocery stores she hit up for booze so she wouldn’t be seen too frequently at 1?

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 2 года назад +3

      @@gxtmfa it was a small town. 10minute drive from one end to the other, in traffic. There were only four groceries, including wal-mart. And I'm assuming ours was either the cheapest for that beer, or was the closest to her home. The addict would think, why pay for the extra gas to add on an extra 5minutes both ways? when you're doing this trip almost daily, that adds up over time. Why pay for gas when you can spend that on beer?
      The shame/embarassment she obviously felt about consuming so much beer was outweighted by the convience of just being able to buy the cheapest volume of whatever our store offered.

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 2 года назад +2

      Man 48 beers every other day. I hope she was sharing that with someone, perhaps her husband, because that is an UNHOLY amount of beer to be drinking. 24 every day. Whew.

    • @Chillifish57
      @Chillifish57 2 года назад

      Wow 😯

  • @tysonic777
    @tysonic777 2 года назад +71

    Nobody does contemptuous apathy quite like Robert Webb. He’s like a Beethoven, a Monet, he’s a master of the art

    • @simonmackenzie8571
      @simonmackenzie8571 Год назад +6

      He doesn't come across as contemptuous in this sketch.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Год назад

      @@simonmackenzie8571 Are you Autistic by any chance? I ask because his voice and mannerisms clearly show exasperation and mild contempt.

  • @3AMJH
    @3AMJH 7 лет назад +86

    I find this very funny, but also feel so bad for Hugh.

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 8 лет назад +362

    thats a Hugh if I ever saw one

    • @tokega
      @tokega 6 лет назад +2

      It's more of a Huw I think....

  • @peterembranch5797
    @peterembranch5797 2 года назад +18

    That character is utterly commonplace. I'd bet there's not an off-licence in the country that doesn't have customers like that.

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 12 лет назад +28

    This is probably the most ambiguously-titled video on RUclips.

  • @ssss-df5qz
    @ssss-df5qz 7 лет назад +98

    Got to love British comedy... makes you laugh, but also makes you realise.

    • @frestilful
      @frestilful 4 года назад +4

      You should see the one they did about the conspiracy theories after Diana's death.

  • @martj1313
    @martj1313 6 лет назад +63

    So sad to watch this, brings back memories of my tragic father, he owned a corner shop too.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +5

      This is either tragically sad or a very good joke.

    • @martj1313
      @martj1313 2 года назад +4

      @@TPRM1 4 year old comment i totally forgot about, and it's both tragic and a joke, my father died from alcoholism but i hated him so i joke about his death, i know it sounds evil but he was a cruel drunkard.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 года назад +6

      @@martj1313 It doesn’t sound evil. If dead people don’t want to be spoken ill of, they should’ve made more of an effort to be nice when they were alive.

    • @martj1313
      @martj1313 2 года назад +4

      @@TPRM1 Very good point, i just wish his side of the family were of the same opinion instead of hating me for hating him.

    • @melvert33
      @melvert33 2 года назад +2

      Good luck to you, I can empathize with that, having a drunken father doing nasty drunken shit every single weekend and the next day we all pretend nothing bad happened. As an adult I find you just have to disassociate yourself from it all as the past can never be undone.

  • @mrboyce3434
    @mrboyce3434 Год назад +29

    Just reading through the comments it's surprising how this short comedy clip hits home for so many people. Runs a lot deeper than just quick sketch

  • @abni7332
    @abni7332 2 года назад +9

    this reminds me of boris johnson!!! especially the remarks made in the first 40 seconds, the mannerisms and all!!!😂🤣

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 месяца назад

      Was it the large belly, complete absence of grooming or the wrinkled, disheveled clothing? I could never respect a guy like that that showed no respect for himself.

  • @benba2616
    @benba2616 7 лет назад +280

    "Oh and that's a bad miss"

    • @jamesfield2442
      @jamesfield2442 6 лет назад +4

      Ben Berry-Allwood numberwang

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 7 месяцев назад

      @@jamesfield2442 numberwank

  • @Osafune2
    @Osafune2 Год назад +38

    This sketch resonates with anybody who has worked in a convenience store in the UK. I remember a posh, formerly refined elderly gentleman sheepishly buying gin and asking me to dispose of his empties. The saddest was an attractive older woman who used to make comments about having a party, after a few years she would just walk in wearing sunglasses and grab a litre of vodka. Terribly sad. Used to wonder if I should maybe stop them?

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sadly you can't stop them. It's very sad, I've lived an extreme alcoholic and it's a very fucked up life style.
      Weeds illegal but drink is okay 😞 fuck alcohol.

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 5 месяцев назад

      I thought the same thing but then I realized they would just go to another store that would.

    • @Reason4234
      @Reason4234 4 месяца назад

      Yeah... Not just the UK

  • @alexander_strachan
    @alexander_strachan Год назад +7

    I find this gets funnier each time I watch it. Unusual, but very impressive; it shows how well-written it was.

  • @jaybrumbaugh777
    @jaybrumbaugh777 Год назад +3

    Amazing how accurate this is
    As an alky I recognize this strategy.
    Others include getting in and out as fast as possible without saying anything.
    Or making minimal chit chat without smiling.

  • @LeeDanielWriter
    @LeeDanielWriter 11 месяцев назад +3

    Having spent far too many of my childhood evenings seeing my "dad" barely conscious on his office floor, I'm glad that this masterful sketch can make me laugh.

  • @neemnoa303
    @neemnoa303 2 года назад +14

    Comedians rarely get praise for their acting. But I think both David Mitchell in Peep Show and in this scene for example and Ricky Gervais in the Office acted absolutely phenomenally. Truly brilliantly. But because it's supposed to be funny, light-hearted entertainment, people overlook it.

  • @izusblur
    @izusblur Год назад +8

    Mitchell's glance here 2:06 is so subtle yet so perfect

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 9 месяцев назад +1

      Indeed.

  • @Baresi-Unico-Capitano
    @Baresi-Unico-Capitano 6 месяцев назад +3

    I don't even drink and yet I watched the sketch whilst being overcome with sadness.

  • @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm
    @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm 6 лет назад +12

    If anyone ever wondered why David Mitchell wins BAFTAs, point them here. Comedy and heartbreak joined seemlessly

  • @ionlyfearphobophobia
    @ionlyfearphobophobia 2 года назад +150

    This is so much funnier after actually knowing an alcoholic. The desperate leap in logic to keep up the deception to themselves they don't have a problem is portrayed fantastically well here.

    • @LegalSC
      @LegalSC 2 года назад +14

      Funnier in the sense that it's incredibly accurate, I suppose. Mostly just saddening for me. Known too many people like this and spent time as one myself. No one really wants to admit that they've fallen this hard. They try to maintain the illusion more for themselves than the people they know they aren't ACTUALLY fooling.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 2 года назад +6

      @@LegalSC I supposed I can understand it'd be more upsetting if you've gone through it.
      I guess it comes down to the whole comedy and tragedy thing.

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 Год назад

      Look up "Wine Moms" some real delusion - and if you're a bit mean, hilarity - looking up that stuff.

    • @10538overture
      @10538overture 4 месяца назад

      Gloating over someone's alcoholism - comedy gold.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 4 месяца назад

      @@10538overture Alcoholism? His excuse for being thirsty was better.

  • @BaseDeltaZero1972
    @BaseDeltaZero1972 Год назад +9

    This almost as depressing as their Sherlock Holmes sketch.
    They knew exactly what they were doing here and it wasn't comedy.

  • @20thCenturyPox
    @20thCenturyPox 2 года назад +14

    This sketch is both hilarious and heartbreaking

  • @unbabunga229
    @unbabunga229 2 года назад +23

    I worked at a Spar shop for 5 years as a teenager. Yeah this is great. The suit, the posh voice and attempt a big words to sound classy.
    I remember one guy came in as soon as we could sell alcohol and bought a tin of Spar's version of Special Brew. Said 'well it is Father's Day, ought to have a cheeky one'.
    He did this pretty much every hour for the entire day. Half way through I went outside and he was just loitering around. Clearly done it all day.
    And each time he would say stuff like 'ah another one for the road' or 'anything to get away from the kids for a bit' 'itd be rude to not have a drink in such lovely weather on Father's Day'. It was the middle of the week

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 2 года назад +8

    I don't drink, I can't stand alcohol, but my family and friends do, and for my colleagues 65th birthday, I bought him a bottle of red wine (which I found out was his favourite but I just grabbed one that was pricey and looked good) I got it at a shop I frequent and was just taking it to the till like I did with any other item. The bloke was dead confused as he knew I'd never buy alcohol, which I told him it was for a colleague, and he no joke said "Tell you what mate, you're far less subtle about buying it than everyone else." I didn't quite get what he said, but after seeing this, I think I get it now

    • @MrRorySteel
      @MrRorySteel Год назад +2

      Give yourself a pat on the back

  • @KorboQ
    @KorboQ 11 лет назад +131

    That's the thing with M&W. Sometime's it's just bitter cynicism.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 2 года назад +7

    Only hard to believe he'd pass out after two beers

  • @olipover1982
    @olipover1982 6 лет назад +4

    One of the greatest sketches ever

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 2 года назад +8

    Any store hiring anyone to work on checkout should show this to new hires as this really is spot on. Short of the "lie down and have a nap" the proprietor handled this pretty well.

  • @Mark-ml3nv
    @Mark-ml3nv 2 года назад +9

    He needs two cans of that strong beer, because he reads the Telegraph.

  • @furdiebant
    @furdiebant 4 года назад +6

    Brilliant acting by David Mitchell

  • @hurera2000
    @hurera2000 7 лет назад +473

    "perishing thirst" what an ironic term

    • @sodiumraccoon991
      @sodiumraccoon991 7 лет назад +4

      how so?

    • @KingBlackToof
      @KingBlackToof 7 лет назад +2

      well if it's perishing it's decaying or dissappearing.
      So if you say "rid me of this perishing thirst" it probably doesn't need a drink?

    • @Bodragon
      @Bodragon 7 лет назад +17

      It's ironic because it's not the thirst that's actually perishing him but the super-strength beer, don't you see?

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura 6 лет назад +9

      If you perish you die. A perishing thirst is killing you.

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 6 лет назад +5

      Bodragon - it's not ironic

  • @sinematographers3344
    @sinematographers3344 6 месяцев назад +8

    Now we have self-check out that has removed the shame.

    • @mpepp9
      @mpepp9 2 месяца назад +1

      Self check out still requires a cashier to come over and ‘validate’ your age though

  • @malak900
    @malak900 4 дня назад +3

    Recovering alcoholic here….this scene hilariously hits hard! Casually asking for a bottle of vodka to go with my cornflakes and newspaper at 8am

  • @banksta3
    @banksta3 2 года назад +16

    Having worked at a convenience store in my youth, I can confirm. Plenty of men would grab some malt liquor on their way to work, hands shaking.

  • @ZonkzUK
    @ZonkzUK 6 лет назад +93

    hahah I worked in a spoons for a year and there were about 15 regulars, all middle aged - old men in their 40s, 50s and 60s. They would be in there every single day waiting outside before we opened and they 'd be there until the pub closed. They must have got through about 15 pints a day, shuffling up to the bar every half an hour and buying the cheapest ale that was available at the time with their big red noses and dead, vacant stares. I felt pretty bad, enabling them every day.

    • @TomRipley7350
      @TomRipley7350 5 лет назад +8

      Why didn't you take one home and look after him?

    • @joeb2487
      @joeb2487 4 года назад +37

      And this happens in every single Wetherspoons in the UK

    • @Shadow101621
      @Shadow101621 3 года назад +16

      For those who don't know, most wetherspoons opens at 8am to 12 am, it's pretty depressing

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 года назад +7

      Don't they have jobs? How can they afford to buy 15 pints a day, every day and never going to work?

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 года назад +41

      @@mirzaahmed6589 because they bought the most alcohol per millilitre at the lowest cost in that wetherspoons, keep up mirza

  • @wesleywild-s9x
    @wesleywild-s9x 12 дней назад +2

    Day drinking is great until your gut can't digest a piece of toast

  • @JinFreeks
    @JinFreeks 11 лет назад +31

    You will find this sad as well.
    Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow but someday you will understand.

  • @УченикАсмодея
    @УченикАсмодея 13 дней назад

    This sketch is a piece of profound comedy. The comments are worth a whole novel, too. I remember the former times, about twelve years ago, when we had had a bit too much with the pals, and next morning I had to be doing to work, and they literally begged me in weak voices to go fetch a couple of cold ones from the local Netto (a local low cost supermarket) for them. I went and brought them some Heinekens, and I still remember the looks on their faces when they cracked them open and started "quenching their insufferable thirst". Also, never in my life I'd received anything close to a verbal Oscar award than that morning.
    All of us are sober now and have been sober for years. Best wishes to those who are on their way to sobriety.

  • @maemorri
    @maemorri 2 года назад +45

    What's really "amusing" it that "John" doesn't start ringing up the order after Hugh adds the beer. Almost as if he suspects that the transaction won't go through as presented.

    • @FloraWest
      @FloraWest 2 года назад +14

      "See you tomorrow, Hugh."

  • @TheToughBaby
    @TheToughBaby 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Yes, that is the usual solution" is the best line

  • @fabulousmyriad267
    @fabulousmyriad267 6 лет назад +5

    John Finnemore (Cabin Pressure) recommended this sketch for its gentle satire and the compassion of the shopkeeper.

  • @EliteGi
    @EliteGi 21 день назад +2

    If this skit didn't make you sad, it wouldn't be funny. Brilliant in a lot of ways.

  • @Wookien
    @Wookien 2 года назад +9

    I worked at a store like this. Had several alcoholics - men and women - coming in several times a day like this, buying a little bit of alcohol every time. I guess to not seem too alcoholic. Generally older people. It was heartbreaking really.

  • @BethanyGordon1992
    @BethanyGordon1992 12 лет назад +7

    I'm gonna have to stop clicking Mitchell and Webb videos, otherwise I'll never sleep!

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 6 лет назад +8

    I can relate this slightly on the times that I would go to the local shop purely to get something to drink but feel the need to buy extra items just to make it not look like I was an alchy. To make it worse I did tend to buy cheap, strong cider - not quite the Diamond Whites/Frosty Jacks but still 6% - £1 a can stuff. That's just what i enjoyed drinking - it makes me annoyed when people see that as a terrible drink but £4 bottles of 13% red wine as perfectly acceptable.

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 10 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @morrison999uk
    @morrison999uk 6 лет назад +4

    "Good morning, John" Classic!

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 8 месяцев назад +2

    Geniuses at a mixture of the depressing and the absurd.

  • @paulk8072
    @paulk8072 2 года назад +27

    Even as an extreme alcoholic, I find this hilarious.

  • @sharontaylor4403
    @sharontaylor4403 9 месяцев назад

    Tragic with absolutely unparalleled nuanced acting from David here..the subtlety and utterly desperate sadness of the character is palpable. All love to everyone fighting this horrific disease ❤️

  • @RoastyPotato
    @RoastyPotato 2 года назад +7

    David Mitchell is genuinely a fantastic actor. Would love to see him in more dramas.

  • @gurgy3
    @gurgy3 2 года назад +12

    I play it even more subtly, I buy a couple bottles of fruit juice and some yeast.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 Год назад +1

      I used to go in Lidl every week and buy 28l of apple juice, cos then I didn't look like an alkie. 😂

  • @S7EVE_P
    @S7EVE_P 5 месяцев назад +5

    I worked in a Happy Shopper back in the 1990s. An enlightening experience. Some people would come in and pick up some respectable normal life items and then buy a litre bottle of vodka or one of those boxes of wine with the tap on it. Every. Day. Some desperate souls too. I got propositioned, sex for alcohol (I didnt!), had people come in with jewellery, their CD collection, clothes...all sorts. This is a funny sketch but its also remarkably accurate!

    • @capitalb5889
      @capitalb5889 4 месяца назад

      It sounds like a Happy place

  • @gatsbyexpress
    @gatsbyexpress 2 года назад

    This is the clip that got me into these guys. Brilliant

  • @myoldmate
    @myoldmate Год назад +6

    That's me, that is.
    A functioning alcoholic.
    I work every day to provide and care for those that rely upon me.
    No issues at all ever.
    I'm as crafty as f*ck though.
    I take a half day holiday,finishing work at 9.30.
    Go home and drink the half bottle of vodka that i bought the previous day unbeknownst to my wife whilst shopping, I hide the receipt.
    So at 9.30am I drink and watch media and conk out till whenever.
    Pathetic.
    If I really cared, I'd try to change, sadly I'm not there yet.

    • @Communist-Doge
      @Communist-Doge 11 месяцев назад +1

      Stop while you can.

    • @myoldmate
      @myoldmate 11 месяцев назад +2

      @Communist-Doge I really want to, but my daily sh*t is too much for me at the moment.
      The anomaly is that I could become sober and better deal with life.
      I do that, then what?
      I've sorted myself out, yet the problem still remains .
      It's other people's shit that makes me feel hopeless, and as much as I try, nothing changes.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 9 месяцев назад +2

      You're risking things that you wouldn't want to lose, mate

    • @rojbalc77
      @rojbalc77 2 месяца назад

      Well done for the honesty. I know this situation. You are honest with yourself about it, but not to others. You have absolute contempt for yourself, but because you get away with it (or think you do) there is no real pressure to do anything about it and you just live with it.
      If I may speculate, it sounds like your point about other people's shit is an excuse and a false justification for drinking. If you stop drinking, things would definitely get better - I think you need to decouple this from other people's issues. They are two separate problems.

    • @Manos-de-Piedra
      @Manos-de-Piedra 4 дня назад

      @@myoldmatehow are you now pal?

  • @alisonhorton2180
    @alisonhorton2180 11 дней назад

    That little glance is superb acting -so subtle

    • @danielstaindl5749
      @danielstaindl5749 2 дня назад

      noticed that too, the way he seeks approval from the shop owner makes it even better

  • @sstills951
    @sstills951 2 года назад +10

    I'm not too embarrassed to buy booze the 1st time. I am an alcoholic but not a daily drinker. When I do drink, I really drink a lot. So to hide my alcoholism, I go to another store to buy my 2nd round of booze.

  • @TheDrudgenator
    @TheDrudgenator 2 года назад +2

    The real drunks displayed in a show, reason why loved this show ..bitterly honest which made it hilariously relatable.

  • @otherssingpuree1779
    @otherssingpuree1779 2 года назад +4

    Many of my friends had alcoholic parents, they despise the thing so much that you cannot make a joke about the topic in front of them without offending them. I often felt it to be an over reaction but I never said anything and complied. Years later with many stories, I realised how much of a trauma alcohol had caused them.
    No one ever drinks.

  • @michaeltaylor8803
    @michaeltaylor8803 6 лет назад +17

    this hits home, i used to work in a corner shop like that, this bloke chris used to come in everyday for his can, sometimes his card wouldn't work and i'd have to count his change out that his shaking hands put down onto the counter... :/

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 3 месяца назад

      a single can a day isn't that bad

  • @crumdog
    @crumdog Год назад +3

    Darkly comical and excruciatingly relatable

  • @Liusila
    @Liusila 3 месяца назад +2

    Having worked in a pub this seems familiar too - we’d get a few energetic and cheerful, keen customers ordering the cheapest pint or a wine from 11am sharp. They’d either say they’re celebrating something or would just be very chatty and sweet, and then would just sit by themselves at a table with the drink, silently.

  • @Z_MIB
    @Z_MIB 9 месяцев назад +4

    In the US alcoholics just buy alcohol without going through this charade

    • @riz984
      @riz984 7 месяцев назад +3

      its a skit...