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  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 Год назад +1634

    I like to imagine that this wasn't even a sci-fi setting before it all started, just a normal office or something. All this progress happened in three weeks under Vectron's inspiring light.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 Год назад +134

      Through Vectron's blessing, this branch of Staples has finally subdued the Jorgall Union, giving us free access to the Andromeda cluster!

    • @maasro
      @maasro 11 месяцев назад +74

      You mean, they developed warp engines, space travel, a galactic empire and what not all in three weeks? THis Vectron must be something. For Vectron!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 11 месяцев назад +45

      @@maasro Do not question what Vectron can do, for his powers are endless. Praise Vectron!

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 11 месяцев назад +21

      I guess thats what they are implying. They were just a normal company and after turning to vectron they became an interstellar empire.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@maasro I think it's interesting to take this idea even further. Maybe there were no advancements, but they just imagine prosperity and progress because of Vectron. Maybe they don't even imagine. The closest thing they do to imply the future is a) the decorations and dress, which could easily just be religious iconography, and b) the phrase "galactic endeavor". But notice they didn't say INTERgalactic endeavor. In our society, without access to other galaxies, ALL endeavors are galactic endeavors. They just like the crisp snappy uniforms and snazzy decor. You know, like Catholics.

  • @jeremyskinner564
    @jeremyskinner564 3 года назад +3126

    I love how they narrow it down to either a) The ancient Scrolls of Vectron discovered in the first age of Vectron, or b) last Thursday when Pete took a sick day

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 года назад +198

      Both dates coincidentally coincide.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 года назад +116

      The scrolls were written in the first age of Vectron. Discovered possibly last Thursday.

    • @TheWizardOfBonk
      @TheWizardOfBonk 2 года назад +27

      That is indeed the plot and subject of the sketch! Well identified

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 2 года назад +4

      @@StarlasAiko But by mere happenstance.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 2 года назад +7

      "By Plectrum!" Doesn't sound nearly as good.
      "By Vectron's shiny shoes!"

  • @Skinz01
    @Skinz01 3 года назад +1044

    This is what it looks like when your empire changes ethics in Stellaris.

    • @Danbutch24
      @Danbutch24 Год назад +15

      So true! XD

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 11 месяцев назад +12

      Steve is when we forget that ethics were changed and we're like "oh... why did I do that ?"

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wise 🦉

  • @yougofirstillgothen2130
    @yougofirstillgothen2130 3 года назад +1066

    "Vectron is dead." - Nietzsche

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 года назад +6

      @Hugh Jones Vectron wills it.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 3 года назад +76

      "Nietzsche is dead." - Vectron

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa 3 года назад +4

      How could it? Vectron is the end, the beginning and the circle.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 3 года назад +40

      _"Nietzesche is Vectron."_ - Dead

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 года назад +4

      By Vectrons mighty claw i think you are gravely mistaken!!

  • @ewanmcfadyen
    @ewanmcfadyen 3 года назад +1653

    "If Vectron did not exist it would be necessary to invent him" - (not) Voltaire

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 года назад +19

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 года назад +41

      Voltaire later lost his plectrum and inadvertently gave rise to this religion.

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 года назад +22

      @@DanielVerberne Had he been a finger picker, this never would have happened!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +29

      "Don't believe everything you hear on the internet, especially in the youtube comment section" - Voltaire, 1777.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 3 года назад +14

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom "If it's on the Internet then it must be true, and you can't question it."
      - Abraham Lincoln

  • @JumpingJackFlash1989
    @JumpingJackFlash1989 8 лет назад +2166

    By vectrons kindly claw, that was a good sketch

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 года назад +2335

    _Vectron was taken from an occurrence during the writing process. During a break, several of the writers'_ *[sic]* _were playing with a ball and one began shouting "By Vectron!" in the style of the Galaxy Quest catchphrase "By Grabthar's Hammer!" Another writer returned to find the writers making many references to the unknown entity Vectron._
    *Source: **en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look#Podcast*

    • @JohnSmith-ie8ir
      @JohnSmith-ie8ir 3 года назад +397

      So this whole thing literally happened irl.... mind blown!

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 3 года назад +334

      By Vectron, that really puts this whole sketch into perspective. Thank you for sharing that. May Vectron smile upon you eternally!!

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 3 года назад +40

      That is brilliant

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 3 года назад +17

      These sales are fantastic!

    • @joejasat
      @joejasat 3 года назад +106

      Vectron's good grace upon you for sharing this information sir!

  • @cosmicorder2
    @cosmicorder2 2 года назад +900

    I just love how they are all so cool with admitting that they made a mistake and admitted it was a pretty cool mistake in hindsight.

    • @thinkngskeptic
      @thinkngskeptic 2 года назад +3

      Isn't that the joke?

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 2 года назад +3

      Yes but what is a joke?

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 2 года назад +49

      @@gelraldoldo5152 Jokes are one of the many blessings of Vectron.

    • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg
      @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg 2 года назад +5

      I like the bit where they say vectron.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Год назад +1

      Well was it really a mistake?

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 5 лет назад +1923

    To be fair, doing stuff in the name of Vectron, may his shining light ever guide us, allowed just the 4 of them to form a galactic empire and conquer vast swaths of the galaxy in about 3 weeks...

    • @4675636b596f755954
      @4675636b596f755954 4 года назад +391

      I'm preeetty sure General Phil said our Empire's capital planet has been standing for more than ten millennia.
      Although, on the other hand, I can't shake the feeling that as late as last summer we were a small import company based in Slough.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 3 года назад +175

      @@4675636b596f755954 The impression you get of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars, vs what you find out in the prequels, where you realize the whole thing's only been going for about 20 years...

    • @michaelgrosberg2665
      @michaelgrosberg2665 3 года назад +68

      @@calebfuller4713 And that's eight years *more* than the third reich.

    • @springyslinky2190
      @springyslinky2190 3 года назад +20

      FSM move on over; praise Vectron’s shiny marbles

    • @MDP1702
      @MDP1702 3 года назад +39

      @@calebfuller4713 To be fair we know that the empire only existed for a couple decades (4-5 max) at most, since Kenobi could remember a time before the empire.

  • @katzen3314
    @katzen3314 7 лет назад +1714

    Ugh I hate it when I lose my plectrum and accidentally start a religion.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 4 года назад +9

      State of Aporia Praise Cloister the Stupid!

    • @IamRobotMonkey
      @IamRobotMonkey 4 года назад +11

      @@TheJovialBrit A piano playing heretic! Burn them in the name of Vectron!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +7

      *lose

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 года назад +6

      Definitely gives the term 'guitar heroes' a new meaning.

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 года назад +28

      I lost my son's muslin. That snowballed.

  • @michaelinlofi
    @michaelinlofi 8 месяцев назад +16

    You can tell this is England in the future because it took him three weeks of being too awkward to ask before he finally cracked

  • @regal1lager
    @regal1lager 3 года назад +1263

    Imagine my surprise to find this video after working for an electronics manufacturing company literally named 'VECTRON International' for nearly 20 years - I now have a mission to show this to as many of my fellow employees as possible...by Vectron's Beard!! 🤣

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 3 года назад +78

      Progress report requested.

    • @MegaKurtus
      @MegaKurtus 3 года назад +63

      By Vectron it shall be so

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 года назад +46

      Thank your kindly claw for this comment.

    • @angelisdania1594
      @angelisdania1594 2 года назад +41

      I think I've seen your point-of-sale systems here in Australia, by Vectron's striking brow.

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 2 года назад +8

      The sketch writer might have named it after your company

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers
    @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 года назад +287

    By Vectron's golden foot, I have come back to watch this clip again.
    *FOR VECTRON!*

    • @jamesmaybrick2001
      @jamesmaybrick2001 2 года назад +6

      By Vectrons Holy Ringpeice of Burning Fire...M&W was the last truly great sketch show.

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 года назад +6

      @@jamesmaybrick2001 By Vectron's mild case of Dyslexia, you are truly correct!

    • @drworm5007
      @drworm5007 Год назад +3

      In the name of Vectron's Indian take out leftovers, it's a good sketch.

    • @mr.daggersirl
      @mr.daggersirl Год назад +3

      FOR VECTRON!

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers Год назад +2

      ​@@mr.daggersirl You said that with such strength of will and character, it was almost as if Vectron was channeling himself through you.
      PRAISE VECTRON!

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 Год назад +363

    Things we know about Vectron:
    He has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees.
    He is eternal, the end, the beginning, the circle of (life?)
    He wrote the Scrolls of Vectron, commencing the "First Age of Vectron".
    He certainly seems to be an interesting chap if nothing else.

    • @blablabubles
      @blablabubles Год назад +9

      If I was a bit better as an artist I would love to draw that

    • @7DYNAMIN
      @7DYNAMIN 11 месяцев назад +6

      His name sounds similar to plectrum

    • @david7522
      @david7522 11 месяцев назад +8

      His kindly claw is presumably able to hold a pen what with the scroll writing and all....
      This probably rules out a crab or lobster appendage.

    • @FreeAssange
      @FreeAssange 9 месяцев назад +2

      Not dissimilar to Rassilon. Have you seen The Video of Rassilon?

    • @hk1371
      @hk1371 9 месяцев назад +3

      He also has a mouth cause he smiles upon us

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Год назад +57

    "By Vectron's eyes, I'm glad to hear it."
    It's the little details that make the comedy work.

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers 3 года назад +178

    I love how they all salute differently 😆

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 3 года назад +169

    ''Vectron is a concept by which we measure our pain.'' John Lennon

    • @andyfawcett7060
      @andyfawcett7060 3 года назад +10

      Imagine there's no Vectron, I wonder if you can.

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 года назад +4

      Vectron is Not Great
      Christopher Hitchens

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 года назад +4

      @@TomthatiscalledTom 'Vectron is dead' Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 года назад +5

      @@tintomara6209 The Vectron Delusion
      Richard Dawkins

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 2 года назад +2

      I love the fact that while trying to overcome the awkward situation they basically turned it into dealing with premature ejaculation. "Let's get some wine and see if we can get back into it".

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 3 года назад +95

    This is exactly how UK businesses operate, you're off for a couple of days and on your return everyone's on new business bullshit bingo jargon and it's suddenly become the aims statement overnight.

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 2 года назад +8

      Only when you’re off

    • @steverye8872
      @steverye8872 2 года назад +17

      It's that way in the states too. I work as an ASM for a major retailer. I work three long shifts a week and inevitably when I come back some from my four days off I'm confronted with some new policy/ fundraiser/ best practice that wasn't there the previous week and everyone seems to have known about forever. By Vectrons beard it can be disorienting.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Год назад +1

      Mission statement. Get the nomenclature right

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Месяц назад +1

      Yup, plenty of corporate policies crop up overnight e.g. 'synergy' 'proximal' etc

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 8 лет назад +341

    I just saw the new Star Wars and, by Vectron, the scenes with the First Order reminded me of this sketch.

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 3 года назад +3

      By Snoke!

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 3 года назад +3

      @@BarterTom No! by Vectron!

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana 3 года назад +69

    These uniforms kind of slap. The military coat with kind of a skirt thing looks surprisingly cool.

  • @hamzahalasadulloh7779
    @hamzahalasadulloh7779 5 лет назад +339

    Love the incredibly mundane names they have

    • @bernardthedisappointedowl6938
      @bernardthedisappointedowl6938 5 лет назад +5

      By Vectron, Geoff is a wonderful name - it inspires - um,. hang on, - ah, OK, I'll give you that one, ^oo^

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 года назад +15

      The thing is, if advanced aliens ever turn up their names or designations will probably sound very exotic and weird to us, but they might just be the equivalent of "Geoff Bridges" or "Martin Scott", just like foreign names used to, before we all got used to them.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 3 года назад +4

      I thought it was to imply that before Vectron, they were ordinary modern day office workers.

    • @ryans756
      @ryans756 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, Luke Skywalker had the same problem. And there's a rumour that before "Darth", Darth Vader was actually just Dave. Dave Vader of the Galactic Empire. So they changed it.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +1

      @@bernardthedisappointedowl6938 Geoff was the name of the giraffe mascot of toys r us. Rip toys r us.

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 7 месяцев назад +7

    The world needs Vectron's light right now

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 3 года назад +314

    By Vectron's silver beard, I really enjoyed how they re-created the late-70s/early-80s aesthetic of this sketch. May Vectron smite our enemies eternally!! FOR VECTRON!!!!

    • @ethericboy
      @ethericboy 2 года назад +3

      By Vectrons kindly sneeze I"m in,Hail Vectron the source of all reality and being!

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 2 года назад +4

      Plus the Star Trek-esque background spaceship hum.

    • @GudieveNing
      @GudieveNing Год назад +3

      Camp is the word! Blake's 7 comes to mind too.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@GudieveNing It's not camp, it's stylized retro-futurism.

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 8 месяцев назад

      @@ComicGladiator Oh by Vectron's sharpened claw, let us not get caught up in the whatfors and whys, for Vectron would want unity throughout the galaxy in these dark times! *FOR VECTRON!!*

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 3 года назад +108

    I always imagined that these guys worked at a normal job in the modern world, and the whole Vectron worshiping alone brought on efforts to advance mankind into the future where we see them in this skit. Didn't occur to me until now that that was all in my mind.

    • @Grayfox988
      @Grayfox988 3 года назад +30

      It took them only three weeks to get to a star empire, by Vectron's shining wisdom.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP 9 месяцев назад +15

      It's amazing what a unified culture with common ground and a singular goal can accomplish.

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 9 месяцев назад +31

    This reminds me of the artillery crew from WWII that named their gun and started dressing up strangely and doing things for it. Apparently as crew members would die or get rotated away the replacement crew members were inducted into the micro-culture. Apparently all the crew members were replaced multiple times and the practice still continued.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative 18 дней назад

      In times of hardship you have to find a way to manage it no matter how weird.

  • @rachskald
    @rachskald 10 лет назад +228

    Vectron's kindly claw had me cracking up :')

  • @Pauly421
    @Pauly421 9 лет назад +380

    For Vectron! He surely smiles down upon this video

    • @Agent_Pumpkin
      @Agent_Pumpkin 6 лет назад +22

      Indeed is it not written that Vectron will smile kindly at all positive comments and smite those heathens who mock his kindly claw and knobbly knees. In Vectrons name we drink this gin, cheers!

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 3 года назад +9

      @@Agent_Pumpkin a toast to Vectron!

    • @marcokite
      @marcokite 3 года назад +4

      @Bill Patrick Jones - as indeed he is Bill, as indeed he is

  • @Astro_War
    @Astro_War 5 лет назад +214

    I had a Vauxhall Vectra a few years back, good car. By Vectra

    • @herbie747
      @herbie747 5 лет назад +5

      Quality.

    • @thomasmcdonough7867
      @thomasmcdonough7867 5 лет назад +16

      Buy vectra*

    • @trotskiftw
      @trotskiftw 5 лет назад +2

      No Vauxhall is good..

    • @RichardSShepherd
      @RichardSShepherd 3 года назад +8

      Ah - the multiple Vectra heresy. There is only one Vectron!

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 года назад +6

      @@thomasmcdonough7867 I think he meant, Bye Vectra, because he no longer had it (triggers a different reading of the Vectra instruction manual and triggers 2,000 years of holy war)

  • @redraider76
    @redraider76 Год назад +11

    This and the "Are we the baddies?" sketch are my two favourite Mitchell & Webb sketches!

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 2 года назад +4

    how tf did the music of Space: Above and Beyond end up in there,
    I do not know but I am grateful

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco Год назад +4

    That shift from regal, aristocratic tone to everyday office speak. Genius.

  • @metallicamoose
    @metallicamoose 13 лет назад +70

    This is how everyone talks in the 41st Millenium

    • @markuslaitinen147
      @markuslaitinen147 3 года назад +4

      By the god emperors golden aura!!

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 года назад +7

      By the Aquila's kindly claw, did people speak differently in the Dark Age Of Technology?

  • @tomiantenna7279
    @tomiantenna7279 2 года назад +68

    That perfectly synchronized "FOR VECTRON!" at the end tho!

  • @YukonExpatriate
    @YukonExpatriate 13 лет назад +100

    By Vectron's radiant nostrils, this is brilliant!

    • @samy7013
      @samy7013 2 года назад +5

      Underrated oath.

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 3 года назад +32

    "..honestly Steve, no one, I mean none of us, had ever said the word "Vectron"-in our LIVES- until I took that day off.." Lol!!! One of my fave skits!

  • @seankayll9017
    @seankayll9017 3 года назад +58

    "By Vectron's gourd!" "No! By Vectron's shoe!" Then came the arguments, hatred, inquisition, bloodshed, war and final self-destruction.

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 3 года назад +11

      As fortold by the Scrolls of Vectron!

    • @knusern666
      @knusern666 3 года назад +16

      He's not Vectron he's a very naughty boy!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +3

      I don't think so, for 2 reasons, one, that none of those are mutually exclusive, we've already established he has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees, he could have a goard AND shoes and that wouldn't be blasphemy. And also, based on their tolerance of the 4th guy's blasphemy in the first place, going far further than implying Vectron had other parts they didn't agree with, he questioned Vectron altogether, so if that didn't lead to violence, why would saying he had a gourd cause that?

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 года назад +7

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom The Right Honourable And Wise Keepers of The Gourd would disagree,if the ancient scrolls of Vectron didn't require them to assume a life of solitude, celibacy, and perpetual agreement with every sentence including the word "Vectron". The relevant passage can be found in the third stanza of the 26th scroll, just after the bit about sandwiches.
      May your filling always be moist, by Vectron's Holy Thumb!

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 года назад +2

      @@knusern666 Vectrones eunt domus!

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 3 года назад +84

    Ooh, that uncomfortable silence was joyous. By Vectron’s spleen, I proclaim Mitchell and Webb to be fine comedians!

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 3 года назад +2

      @A Laishram I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall 2 года назад +76

    Never spoil a good cult with logic!
    Thank Vectron for wine!

    • @seantrevathan3041
      @seantrevathan3041 2 года назад +1

      The soundtack from Space Above and Beyond sure helped

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@seantrevathan3041great show. Could do with a remake/reboot

  • @UPRCPlaysGames
    @UPRCPlaysGames 13 лет назад +84

    This is my favourite skit from the show. I could watch it a million times.

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 2 года назад +8

      By Vectron, you should!

    • @mediocreman6323
      @mediocreman6323 Год назад +3

      Hm, let's say the sketch is 4 minutes long, four million minutes, when watching this sketch 12 hours a day, every day of the week … it would take you less than 15 years and 3 months. BY VECTRON, IT _IS_ POSSIBLE!

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl3416 3 года назад +13

    The music played in the background of the first 50 seconds is from the short lived but awesome 90's Sci-fi TV show "Space Above and Beyond"

    • @TheVenger10
      @TheVenger10 2 года назад +1

      I loved that show :)

    • @delryn256
      @delryn256 2 года назад +1

      Dude... By random chance, I looked it up and rediscovered a show that Ive been trying to remember from my childhood. That is insane! Long live comments! For Vectron!

    • @larryl3416
      @larryl3416 2 года назад +1

      @@delryn256 awesome mate!! Ha ha gotta love the internet....sometimes. Enjoy!

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 3 года назад +29

    Everything happens the day you take a day off. Every damn time.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 3 года назад +76

    By Vectron’s burning gaze, they should really write all this down.

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 года назад +6

      Yes, if history has taught us one thing it’s that if they wrote it down in some kind of holy book all uncertainties and disagreements about Vectron would immediately cease

  • @Xezlec
    @Xezlec 10 лет назад +379

    This has enormous rewatch value, by Vectron's wang!

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 5 лет назад +43

      That's numberwang!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 лет назад +27

      @@ginge641, by Vectron's sticky numeric seed, it _is_ numberwang!

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 года назад +6

      @Dissociated Women Incorporated
      Best crossover gag...ever!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 года назад +10

      Nice one. I’d suggest we change the name of Vectron’s wang, but you’d respond with “what hat am I wearing?” “A captains hat...,”

    • @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith
      @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith 2 года назад +1

      Oh.... he out the pussy on the chainwax!

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 2 года назад +10

    2000 years from now this video could be discovered and start the Age of Vectron
    It would be the ancient scroll

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 12 лет назад +21

    Something about the society here really fascinates me. In front of the troops, in what seems to be a standard corridor - no functional items whatsoever - they have a highly formal conversation about tactics with no substance to it, seeming a showy rubberstamp affair, then, without dismissing them, privately conference like office workers, showing that they don't typically act so formally, and also, they play guitar. It's just so fascinating...
    I guess, I hunger for Battlestar Mitchell.

  • @MadMogsy
    @MadMogsy 2 года назад +7

    I have a tradition of watching this sketch immediately after midnight on new year's day. This is the third year running which no doubt pleases Vectron. FOR VECTRON!

  • @andylintott9339
    @andylintott9339 3 года назад +18

    By Vectron's quivering ear-hair, I miss this show

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo 2 года назад +17

    Praise upon Vectron in this dark time. By his golden wings we shall endure. 😆

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 2 года назад +12

    I just love that they went all out on the costumes and settings for a 4 minute stand-alone gag...

    • @juandocuc
      @juandocuc 5 месяцев назад

      4 minutes? But Vectron is eternal!

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 лет назад +145

    This is how scientology started.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 года назад +22

      How ANY faith started.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +12

      No it isn't, that was started by a con artist, L. Ron Hubbard, passing around an elaborate set of beliefs and practices. This is some sort of emergent phenomenon in which it started from nothing at all and doesn't happen this way in real life.

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 3 года назад +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom definitely made more money than from his fiction.

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed 3 года назад +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom You will be Audited for that blasphemy!

    • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
      @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 3 года назад +1

      @@DanielVerberne No. You're nuts.

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 13 лет назад +26

    There are many great M&W sketches, Homeopathic hospital, WW2 pilots, brain surgeon at party, corner shop alcoholic, the list is endless but this Vectron sketch is probably the best.

    • @DavidB5501
      @DavidB5501 2 года назад +4

      The WW2 pilots are by Armstrong and Miller, not M & W, in case anyone is still trying to find them!

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 Год назад

      You can use this in a Philosophy of Religion class

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Год назад

      ​@@DavidB5501 they did however collaborate and played a second pair of pilots in a sketch. So in a round about way it all comes together.

    • @GyleCast
      @GyleCast 8 месяцев назад

      No mention of sir digby chicken caeser?!

  • @SimKoning
    @SimKoning 14 лет назад +23

    Praise Vectron! In Vectron we Trust!

  • @nicolajo666
    @nicolajo666 7 лет назад +54

    I was on a game called SteamWorld Heist when a character called Vectron showed up, and all I could think of was this bloody sketch XD

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 5 лет назад +15

      he is in all things my child

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 4 года назад +7

      T'was Vectron himself, incarnate within the very code of the game.

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 года назад +3

      @timebomb456
      “He is in all things my child”.
      Me: Eurgh!!!

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 года назад +2

      I'm still playing that game. Truly is Vectron eternal.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 5 лет назад +22

    26 people were smited by Vectron's powerful nose of justice.

  • @stormtreader
    @stormtreader 10 месяцев назад +2

    The normal names just elevate this to genius "Didn't Jeff find the scrolls? The ancient scrolls?"

  • @steviesnes
    @steviesnes 13 лет назад +19

    I love this, I think its the way they drop into using each other 1st names.

  • @scalporf
    @scalporf 12 лет назад +33

    A masterpiece, by Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @alihaggis78
    @alihaggis78 10 лет назад +25

    That is the music from space above above and beyond. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.

  • @SeppelMadGuitar
    @SeppelMadGuitar 3 года назад +23

    This is the slowed down theme from Space: Above and Beyond ... one of the greatest Scifi-Shows ever created.

    • @Silos815
      @Silos815 Год назад +4

      Glad someone else noticed it!

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 8 месяцев назад

      Could do with a remake/reboot. In fact I'm surprised it's not happened yet

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 3 месяца назад

      Dammit so it is!

  • @116Bears
    @116Bears 14 лет назад +18

    By Vectron's kindly claw this is cracking stuff!

  • @bug1701
    @bug1701 10 лет назад +64

    any one else notice that the music in this skit was from the show back in the 90's called "space, above and beyond?" ran for two seasons? AH, nostalgia, love it.

    • @martinwood744
      @martinwood744 5 лет назад +3

      Adamski: The two flyers in "heroes" (apart from Peter who could steal other people's abilities) were Nathan and West. Nathan West was a pilot in SAAB. Coincidence?

    • @paulbrozyna3006
      @paulbrozyna3006 3 года назад +14

      Only one season.
      I may be six years late to correct a person on the internet, but by Vectron’s golden wings it shall be done.

    • @The31stcenturyfox
      @The31stcenturyfox 2 года назад +2

      Yeah 7 years late but I picked up on it and had to search the comments to see if anyone else did. Good job!

    • @Montague1428
      @Montague1428 2 года назад

      @@The31stcenturyfox As did I. That was such a good series. After years of waiting for it to come out on DVD I bought the DVD boxset a few years ago. Now if only I could be bothered to actually watch it... no, by Vectron, I'll just wait for it to come onto a streaming channel.

  • @jozefgurzynski7380
    @jozefgurzynski7380 3 года назад +6

    Whoa, that's the "Space above and beyond" theme music...! It's been so long since I heard it.

  • @GreatestCornholio
    @GreatestCornholio Год назад +2

    A similar thing happened 2 thousand years ago when a man opened a cheese and rice stall, the locals said his cheese and rice was divine, and the rest his history.

  • @EndureTemptation
    @EndureTemptation 11 лет назад +30

    the more I think about this sketch, the more funny and at the same time puzzling it seems
    BY VECTRON!!!

  • @waheex
    @waheex 9 лет назад +355

    very serious point of this sketch. How normally sane folk can get carried away with a a stupid idea. Human nature. Great sketch

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 лет назад +10

      Mindburner there's nothing wrong with this idea, except a few extra words (well the same word repeated), it provides something that can be very scarce: Motivation.

    • @nickturner4150
      @nickturner4150 4 года назад +7

      By Vectrons spiky hair gel, you're right

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 4 года назад +1

      Nick Turner which one of us?

    • @simonhowles3646
      @simonhowles3646 4 года назад +21

      By Brexit...I mean Vectron, you're right!

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 3 года назад +6

      @@simonhowles3646 Get Vectron Done!

  • @D0kRa
    @D0kRa 3 года назад +8

    Nice use of the Space : Above and Beyond theme tune. 😁👍❤️

    • @vorlonesque1830
      @vorlonesque1830 3 года назад +2

      I was about to mention the same thing.

  • @rowead
    @rowead 3 года назад +4

    They are so happy in the grasp of Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @Desbo
    @Desbo 7 лет назад +11

    I love this when it originally aired, so glad its up one youtube, thanks. For Vectron!

  • @BobBob-cy9cu
    @BobBob-cy9cu 2 года назад +4

    “I ask for mandate to pursue the endeavour”

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 11 лет назад +29

    I've been a fan of M&W for some time, yet I just saw this skit last night for the first time. It is now my favorite. Classic!

  • @supahfly_uk
    @supahfly_uk 5 лет назад +15

    By the power of Vectron this is still good

  • @coldfission
    @coldfission 11 лет назад +30

    The automatic captions on this are pure gold. 0:27 - in the name of the trauma i ask for for the mandate to pursue the antibiotic

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +11

      It's as if vectron himself wrote those subtitles!

    • @goodnamestaken
      @goodnamestaken 3 года назад +3

      could THESE be the fabled scrolls from the first age of Vectron?!

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg5671 3 года назад +15

    By Vectron's pointed shoes, this is wonderful!

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 10 месяцев назад +1

    We've all been there - had an afternoon off work, come back the next day, and they've started a new religion.

  • @colin5577
    @colin5577 13 лет назад +18

    By Vectron's ball-hammer that was eye-wateringly funny.
    More M+W brilliance.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Год назад +8

    Damn, this just really makes me want to be a part of the vectron cult 😂

    • @steveforest8385
      @steveforest8385 8 месяцев назад +1

      Then by Vectron's light you shall be. FOR VECTRON!!!

  • @jangeertbruggink7040
    @jangeertbruggink7040 3 года назад +6

    This is one of the funniest from this show. It also has a good replay value and inside joke validity.

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love how they all have a different salute.

  • @samu9629
    @samu9629 9 месяцев назад +2

    this sketch always speaks to me because in my family we also enjoy *really* commit to the bit as well, by Vectron's hoary breath.

  • @Doodle1Bean
    @Doodle1Bean 13 лет назад +4

    LOVE the robes of state!

  • @HelloTardis
    @HelloTardis 3 года назад +59

    Can David and Robert just.....do this again? I want a new series in the EXACT same style. Sure it might not feel as fresh....and maybe it might seem like treading the same ground. But I’ll be damned, I want more of this! 😉

    • @theradgegadgie6352
      @theradgegadgie6352 2 года назад +2

      Seconded.

    • @benhurley7366
      @benhurley7366 2 года назад +8

      'Why can't they just do their life's work again? It's easy.'

    • @samy7013
      @samy7013 2 года назад +5

      @@benhurley7366 : Well, they already know how to do it.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, not sure why british shows have so few episodes and get cancelled so quickly

  • @kevboard
    @kevboard 5 месяцев назад +1

    the mismatched salutes are the best part

  • @darrenroddy9402
    @darrenroddy9402 2 года назад +1

    Thats the music from the 1990s TV series 'Space Above and Beyond'. Great sketch. Great music!

  • @shauns.6231
    @shauns.6231 Год назад +4

    Just discovered this show about a year ago. These guys are brilliant. Don't know how I missed it. Maybe it just didn't air in Canada.

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 3 года назад +7

    I was imagining a Lord of the Rings version of this. Just after the Council of Elrond, some elf called Colin speaks up, so they get Saruman on conference call, and realise that they all got "Sauron's Ring" from a chance remark about a dodgy curry 3 weeks earlier.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 7 месяцев назад +2

    I am now convinced this is how the Imperium of Man started believing in the Omnissiah. Someone just started saying "By the Emperor!" and "In the Emperor's name!" and soon it caught on, and now nobody has the heart to tell the tech-priests that he sort of never existed... :P

  • @vectron0917
    @vectron0917 Год назад +1

    By my mighty name, I 100% endorse this skit.

  • @chartreuseking5995
    @chartreuseking5995 9 лет назад +24

    Dungeons the Dragoning 40K 7.6th edition makes much more sense now...

  • @Gilliganfrog
    @Gilliganfrog 2 года назад +72

    I like how they're going to open a bottle of wine, loosen up with a few drinks, and see if they can "get back in the mood" of believing in Vectron... like when an amorous evening with one's spouse is interrupted by a knock at the door, the visitor is gotten rid of, and you've both returned to the make-out den but the lovemaking mood has chilled. 😂

    • @glenthemann
      @glenthemann Год назад +5

      Good lord what did I just read. How many fedoras do you own?

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Год назад

      @@glenthemann : None. How many buttplugs do you own? Give me your mailing address, I'll have a few shipped immediately.

  • @billyork6017
    @billyork6017 2 месяца назад +1

    I like that there's a train - the Siemens Vectron. If I ever see one, I will announce "For Vectron!!!" loudly

  • @LuciousDeMorte
    @LuciousDeMorte 2 года назад +1

    Loving the Space Above and Beyond sountrack

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 7 лет назад +10

    I was amused when the Big Bad in 'Steamworld Heist' turned out to be 'Vectron'.
    Immediately reminded me of this favourite old sketch.

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter103 12 лет назад +16

    BY VECTRON'S NAME, THAT SALUTE IS AWESOME

  • @irfankhan2378
    @irfankhan2378 3 года назад +1

    I love those awkward silences lol.

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 2 года назад +2

    Vectron is inspiring me to create a range of merchandise, yet i fear the wrath of the copyright monster. May Vectron in his wisdom guide me.

  • @gillyssquashball
    @gillyssquashball 3 года назад +6

    Coronavirus...Vectron, why have you forsaken us!!!

    • @macguffinmuffin1156
      @macguffinmuffin1156 3 года назад +2

      By Vectron, trust in his eternal glory!

    • @neileo1540
      @neileo1540 3 года назад +1

      By vectrons healing hands we shall be blessed

  • @IamAcerbus
    @IamAcerbus 3 года назад +10

    By Vectron, who are the 38 people that cleary doesn't know his glory?

    • @MadMogsy
      @MadMogsy 3 года назад +4

      Should we not focus on the 4000 souls who have seen the glory of Vectron's kindly claw? Praise Vectron!

  • @jamesmaybrick2001
    @jamesmaybrick2001 9 месяцев назад

    By Vectrons scary chronometer, 2023 here...14 years and still a joy, By Vectron this never gets old.

  • @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana
    @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana 9 месяцев назад +2

    When you unmute the group chat after working all day

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 5 лет назад +9

    22 people are not smiled upon by Vectron. For Vectron!